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100 | Because some relationships don't work out. | Why don't some couples go to the gym? |
101 | An impasta. | What do you call a fake noodle? |
102 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
103 | I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. | What's the best thing about Switzerland? |
104 | An investi-gator. | What do you call an alligator detective? |
105 | It was two tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
106 | Nothing, they just waved. | What did one ocean say to the other ocean? |
107 | Because they're a fungi. | Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? |
108 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? |
109 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
110 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
111 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
112 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
113 | Supplies! | What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? |
114 | Because they make up everything. | Why don't scientists trust atoms? |
115 | To talk to the other side. | Why did the chicken go to the séance? |
116 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
117 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
118 | A carrot. | What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? |
119 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
120 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
121 | A stick. | What's brown and sticky? |
122 | Nice belt! | What did the 0 say to the 8? |
123 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
124 | Ten-tickles. | How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? |
125 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
126 | It was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle collapse? |
127 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
128 | Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. | Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? |
129 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that can do magic? |
130 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
131 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
132 | It got mugged. | Why did the coffee file a police report? |
133 | Snowballs. | What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? |
134 | It was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle stand by itself? |
135 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made out of watches? |
136 | Because he was always spotted. | Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? |
137 | You look for fresh prints. | How do you find Will Smith in the snow? |
138 | Because they might peel. | Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? |
139 | A-Dell. | What do you call a computer that sings? |
140 | It over swept. | Why was the broom late? |
141 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
142 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
143 | Nothing, but it let out a little wine. | What did the grape say when it got stepped on? |
144 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
145 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? |
146 | Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels. | Why do seagulls fly over the sea? |
147 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
148 | A puddle. | What do you call a snowman in July? |
149 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
150 | A thesaurus. | What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? |
151 | Toad. | What do you call an illegally parked frog? |
152 | Because he wanted to go to high school. | Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? |
153 | A king fish. | What do you call a fish wearing a crown? |
154 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
155 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that sells passable products? |
156 | Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
157 | Every morning you'll rise and shine! | What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? |
158 | Tooth-hurty. | What's the best time to go to the dentist? |
159 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? |
160 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
161 | A nervous wreck. | What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? |
162 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
163 | Because it was two tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
164 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? |
165 | You put a boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
166 | Because it had too many problems. | Why did the math book look so sad? |
167 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? |
168 | You look flushed. | What did one toilet say to the other toilet? |
169 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
170 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
171 | A towel. | What gets wetter the more it dries? |
172 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
173 | For holding up a pair of pants. | Why was the belt sent to jail? |
174 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
175 | Because it was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
176 | Dam. | What did the fish say when it hit the wall? |
177 | A two-knee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
178 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
179 | Climb up a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
180 | Because she will let it go. | Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? |
181 | Spoiled milk. | What do you get from a pampered cow? |
182 | Because they make up everything. | Why don't scientists trust atoms? |
183 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
184 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
185 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
186 | A bed. | What has one head, one foot, and four legs? |
187 | A thesaurus. | What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? |
188 | Because it felt crummy. | Why did the cookie go to the doctor? |
189 | An impasta. | What do you call a fake noodle? |
190 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
191 | Because they're a fungi. | Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? |
192 | It was two tired. | Why did the bicycle collapse? |
193 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? |
194 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
195 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made of watches? |
196 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
197 | Nice belt! | What did the zero say to the eight? |
198 | To go with the traffic jam. | Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? |
199 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? |