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jeff wanted to move out of his house. | en |
he had no money to pay for a new one. | en |
one day he bought a scratching ticket. | en |
he won enough money for a down payment. | en |
jeff ended up moving to a new house. | en |
virgil brought home a bright blue recliner he had found online. | en |
his wife thought it was hideous and clashed with the decor. | en |
virgil bought some fabric and had it reupholstered. | en |
his wife complained again, saying bright green still clashed. | en |
virgil gave up and threw the recliner away. | en |
jenna was at the community pool with her family. | en |
she thought she could go out to the deeper end by herself. | en |
without telling anyone, she swam out farther, and lost her footing. | en |
the lifeguard had to help her out of the water. | en |
jenna had learned her lesson. | en |
joan entered the confessional and kneeled. | en |
she thought she was confessing to the old parish priest. | en |
joan confessed she had fantasized about the young visiting priest. | en |
joan felt relief as she left the confessional. | en |
then she saw the old parish priest pull up in his car. | en |
homer decided to go watch a movie. | en |
but when he entered the movie theater, there was no where to sit. | en |
he found one spot by a bunch of kids. | en |
and during the movie, they made lots of noise. | en |
homer became so annoyed, he decided to sit in the aisle. | en |
anna wanted to invite her crush peter to the sadie hawkins dance. | en |
but peter was very cute and popular. | en |
anna feared her was far out of her league. | en |
she summoned her courage and asked him, expecting a rejection. | en |
but to her joy, peter happily agreed to be her date!. | en |
gina had been being mean to the new boy in her class. | en |
then a bully began picking on gina. | en |
she now knew how the boy felt. | en |
gina realized she should stop being mean. | en |
she realized she should also apologize to the new boy. | en |
jerry was making toast. | en |
he set it to medium. | en |
when the toast came out it was completely burnt. | en |
he tried other settings with no better results. | en |
eventually jerry bought a new toaster. | en |
john is sleepy. | en |
he starts a pot of coffee. | en |
john puts cream and sugar in his cup and thermos. | en |
he then adds coffee to both. | en |
after finishing the cup, he takes the thermos to work with him. | en |
susan was excited to plan her first egg hunt in the south. | en |
she found it fun to hide the candy filled eggs in green grass. | en |
the sun was high in the sky when the egg hunt started. | en |
soon, kids were opening eggs and bursting into tears. | en |
susan saw that all the candy inside had melted in the sun. | en |
bob met ann and they started dating. | en |
they got along very well. | en |
but bob was lutheran and ann was catholic. | en |
ann's mom disapproved of bob's religion. | en |
bob wants to marry ann someday but is worried he can't. | en |
jen's in laws frustrated her to no end. | en |
they all went out to have lunch. | en |
at lunch, the in laws made it a point to ask jen about her weight. | en |
jen told them that she had gained a few pounds in the last two weeks. | en |
they still worried that jen looked too thin and offered her some cake. | en |
i came out of my class and walked to my locker. | en |
i pressed my foot on a broken tile and fell on the ground. | en |
at first, no one was willing to help me up. | en |
however, one of the teachers around the area helped me get up. | en |
she took me to the school's nurse. | en |
timmy was always obsessed with airplanes. | en |
his dream was to be a pilot. | en |
for his 16th birthday his parents surprised him with flying lessons. | en |
he loved every minute of it. | en |
he was sure that's what he wanted to do after that. | en |
last night my wife and i went to the spa. | en |
we both got relaxing massages. | en |
we had facials. | en |
we soaked in warm water and stayed in the sauna. | en |
it was very nice. | en |
greg decided to join marching band. | en |
he practiced for weeks to make sure he made it past auditions. | en |
he even got his own instrument. | en |
the day of tryouts came and all his work was for nothing. | en |
it wasn't that he didn't made it, it's that everyone got accepted. | en |
lisa has a beautiful sapphire ring. | en |
she always takes it off to wash her hands. | en |
one afternoon, she noticed it was missing from her finger! | en |
lisa searched everywhere she had been that day. | en |
she was elated when she found it on the bathroom floor!. | en |
it was usually hot were kim lived. | en |
but everyone was surprised when it was cold one day. | en |
kim decided to drink coffee and eat oatmeal. | en |
so she was glad that the weather was cold. | en |
but the next day, it was too hot to enjoy hot food and drinks. | en |
a bus driver wanted to save gas so he didn't come to a full stop. | en |
he slowed down just enough for people to hop on the bus. | en |
a man jumped at the doorway but missed. | en |
the bus driver felt that if you fell you didn't deserve a ride. | en |
he didn't stop to help the man back on the bus. | en |
gary was looking through his fridge for snacks. | en |
while looking at his food, he noticed everything had small bite marks. | en |
after looking through his kitchen, he determined he had mice. | en |
gary called the local exterminator, who went to gary's house quickly. | en |
after the exterminator killed all of the rats, gary felt peace. | en |