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are . . . pure desh me kejari se jhuth balne wala . . aur lalchi . . jo . . kursi . . ke liye . . . . kuchhh bhi kar skta hai . . . |
kuch to horaha hai, sab kar rahe hai ye. |
Why this patronizing statement?
Ye iss desh ke dadaji kyun banna chah rahe hai?https://twitter.com/Javedakhtarjadu/status/837322457371508736 … |
Lagta hai pakistan mai padai likhai zoro par hai !! Sarfaraz v english bol raha hai !! #indvspak #ChampionsTrophy 17 #bleedblue #surgicalstrike |
4 baj gaye lekin salman ji nahin aye. :/ |
We dnt blv sch nonsense keep da gud wrk!! |
#GST se underwear ka daam me kuch badlaav hone wale hai kya? Aaj kharid leta hu kuch stock. |
drum stream scheduled for tomorrow postponed til next saturday on the 3rd of november . until then , a diablo iii stream ! http/URL |
Vemula, Dadri ki sachchai saamne aayee .. tab aapke muh me bhi to dahi jama tha.. aur ye MP me congressi karwa rahe danga.. just FYIhttps://twitter.com/angryoungwoman/status/873378817737359361 … |
Iski shakal dekhi hui lagti hai, shayad desi porn ke koi site par.https://twitter.com/msnindia/status/628517197271273472 … |
yadav ji on track . hail sir jadejaa .. :) #indvspak |
Raat mein aaine mein dekho toh khud bhi nahi dikhoge sir jihttps://twitter.com/ashutosh83B/status/148817896771039232 … |
Girl: Shayad meri shaadi ka khayal dil me aaya hai, isiliye mummy ne meri tumhe chai pe bulaya hai..
Shakti Shetty: Chai ke sath biscuits? |
Achha hi hai, women empowerment chahiye. Aur suno...
Yaar mera recharge karo do yaar 100 rupye ka |
Amitabh Bachchan:"Commentary karni hai. Seekhna toh padega"
Arun Lal:"Bitch please!" |
kaha ho....aap salman |
Yahan YouTube par dekh kar omelette nahi bana paate log.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/839809165279256576 … |
Rohit Sharma ji apna rang dikhate huye .. #Ind vs NZ |
iska throw main kholunga hahaha too good |
shan ki kick to awesome hai yaar . . udbilao ki tashreef uda di . . :d |
"Hello.. Amit Shah Sahab ghar pe hai.."pic.twitter.com/yrI5TjZOOS |
bhut baar kiya hai ye ! but har baar chapet mili thi ! |
Need 4 large pegs of bhaad mein gayi duniya. |
_/\\_ must have felt light as a bird eh ... |
Galt baat ke muslmano kai khilaf ovisey ka sath de na de.....galt q bola...? |
Tu unke muh par thepla maar, mirchi ke saath |
gazzab yaar ye guddu bhi na ekdum mast banda hai :) |
bhai ki bat hi alag hai. . .sb se hat k. . .bhai salman. . . |
Magar achhi DP hai, chaava lag raha hai! |
RD Burman tha, Rafi ki awaaz nahi |
7 mins left......waiting bhai...... |
Maine kya bigada hai tumhara? |
Mar gaye. Hardik Pandya aa raha hai. |
#modiji Zara gour kijiye #petrol ke baare me or #GST ke bare "me bullet train se zyada Abhi India me or zyada zaruri hai jo roz marrati 3/4 |
Mahashivratri ki hardik mangalkamnayen . JAI SHIVSHANKAR [ D . S . Rai ] |
in 27 hours i know if im gonna see the boys live on may 1st ! ! omgg im sooo scared for tomorrow ! |
Sir pls kaise aapse contact kare batana pls ???? |
"Kuch bhi kijo bas baarish na kijo" - South Africans #NZvSA |
Simar makkhi ban gayi hai aur tum logon ko Sansa ki maut ki padi hai?
Desh prem kahan hai tumhara?
Disgraceful.
#SasuralSimarKa |
#CompleteTheLyrics
Min bhi aashiq yaar hua, pehli baar hua... |
Doston #GST..... lagoo ho gya hai .aap support kare ya na kare ab koi fark padnewala NH hai..aur han... I ALSO SUPPORT #GST |
Happy Mahashivratri Status For Whatsapp : Shiv Ki Mahima Aprampar Shiv Hai Karte Sabka Uddhar Kripa Bhole Ki Sa ... http://t.co/vv205SFeyR |
mario , bomber man , road fighter and duck hunt . . . contra tak ke liye ek alag cassette lena padta tha ! ! |
She: Mujhe nau lakh ka manga de re oh saiyya deewane
He: *gets Rs.9 lakh worth necklace*
She: Doosri design nahi mili kya? |
Neem ka patta kadwa hai
Imad Hassan ...... hai!
#MatchNaara #IndvPak |
Tumhare ghar mein paani na aaye aur tanki na bhare koi problem nahi, magar tax zaroor bhariyega. |
Mashallah 2.3k comments and likes r 33,966 great 300 crores hai bhai ki film kai |
"News - Djokovic spotted with Deepika"
Ranbir:
Siddharth Mallya:
Ranveer:
Yuvraj - Pehle hi bataya tha, samajh nahi aaya tumlogon ko |
Sir ji you r great,Ap sirf bidesh Bhraman korenge ya Desh Ki bachhe ko v khayal rakhenge,Kitna garub hai hum log,Diya koro sahab |
Dharam paaji ke khud do dharam hain, sikh bhi aur musalman bhi. |
free ka maal aisa hi hota hai |
Film aane wali hai to hakla aa gaya line pe.. Still we will #BoycottDilwalehttps://twitter.com/abpnewstv/status/677097452093091842�� |
ye peso se ai bhidddd hy . . |
Haan. Aur gift me ek dusre ko award bhi mil gaya. Baaratiyo ka khane ka bhi kharcha nahi. Best place to marry.https://twitter.com/RahulA148/status/696385213547425792�� |
bhai tera jawab ni h awesome yr . |
aunty ko jawan ladka chahiye bht confuse h . guys . . |
Intolerance nahi badha hai, attention paane ki hawas badhi hai. |
so good yar . . . sari yada taja kar di . . . . |
F . Leag Worker Faqeer ismail soomro k bhatije ka intiqal ho gaya hai , nimaz janaza 11 : am Ko Goth Agham wasan ( near khaskhali water ) Me hogi , |
Matlab tu film dekhne nahi jayega bhai ? https://twitter.com/kamaalrkhan/status/715592967222923264�� |
Udhar mil rahi hai bhaang pic.twitter.com/wgdiQHPvKs |
udbilaao . . wow bahut din baad yeh suna hai . . my grandma used to call me that |
Dr Kumar Vishwas: "Koi deewana kehta hai.. koi pagal samajhta hai.."
Audience:pic.twitter.com/xJ8Cl5LxW6 |
Me: Aaj kuch toofani karte hai.
Mom: Pani ki bottles bhar ke fridge mein rakh de. |
Pyar mangi to Jaan dengi,milk mango to kher dengi,agaar Kashmir mangi to chir dengi. |
Ye sab aunty'on ke saath? |