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uh yes well you see i'm your husband.
yes okay bye grandpa.
oh boy that was nice you called grandmother and i called grandpa.
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wait i just got an idea it's a secret.
and this is a fun day for the beach and yikes.
i'll get sumphin out of my belt.
i'll shoot him.
no you didn't kill him yet.
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no you said uh bal you mean baltimore.
okay honey.
hey i forgot my belt here it is ah yes i'll put my whoops.
no.
well make pretend i had a truck here.
now look here honey you couldn't leave me cause.
i'm your husband.
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oh wow.
oh hi honey what's for!
oh looks like.
oh boy i'll get on my truck.
now make believe you say something and i see.
oh.
honey i know i could get cha...
oh boy.
bye.
ya.
yes.
yes.
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what's that?
what's that?
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um hum.
now.
honey this is the mayor's car vacation i'm on.
oh oh boy you gave me a shock uh suppose you have the rest of the tools in my belt.
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eh yuck.
uh suppose i be working on the wheels now honey.
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oh now.
oh there's something in my tire i better kill it.
ow ow ah.
oh boy i just hammered my hand.
i just screwed my hand.
put this on.
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there.
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this is my belt for a cowboy.
i'll be back honey.
you killed my wife didn't ya?
yes well how'd you like this.
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wow.
i think we're!
i think i'll have a rest.
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yes but first i gotta make wings.
oh boy.
there's one wing.
and now the other wing okay.
where.
ah.
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okay wait first i need gotta put my.
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there i got the fire honey oh boy.
ah here's the kitchen.
ah!
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in you mean in the living room too?
oh i better get it.
that's where we eat.
ah!
huh.
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oh boy.
oh well this well this will kill the fire.
snake.
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ah!
i better let it not kill god.
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hey where's my needle?
where's my needle.
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well well nothing can stop it's nothing can stop the snake not even fire.
i'll kill the fire with the needle.
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huh?