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@Dishasatra LOL @PJ_CRACKER @ROFLaaLa Lala mujhe bhi apni behen bana le please | @Dishasatra LOL @PJ_CRACKER @ROFLaaLa Lala, make me your sister, please! |
Desh ka yuva jaag chuka hai, yuvika ka kya? | the male youth of nation has awakened. what about the female youth? |
0 @BDUTT Mam kaafi frustration me lag rahi hain #TripleTalaq judgement ke baad ! Yahi mauka hain inko koi link bhejo re Blue whale game ki! | 0 @BDUTT Mam is looking frustrated after #TripleTalaq judgement! This is the correct time to send her the link of blue whale game! |
@i_am_nat_war abla naari ki help kar | @i_am_nat_war help the helpless woman. |
Election commission ko bhi @BJP4India par najar rakhni chahiye. Gujarat Haath se jaata Dekh ab #GST yaad aa gaya inhe | Election commission should keep an eye on @BJP4India.Seeing gujarat getting out ogf their control, they are remembering about #GST |
Bahot hi galat huwa ya, shraddhanjali arpit karte hai :'( | what happened was wrong, let us pay homage! |
RT @SRKswarrior1 : Arre yaar Dhoni 59 ball mein out hogaya Akkian - accha hua ! 59 ball mein 29 run banaayeAgar 106 ball khelta to sirf 16-… | RT @SRKswarrior1 : Dhoni got out after playing 59 balls! good ! he made 29 runs in 59 balls. if he would have played 106 balls, then he would have made 16 runs. |
@indiantweeter wahi hota hai jo manzoor-e-khuda hota hai. | @indiantweeter only that happens that is acceptable to god. |
@iamGunjanGrunge MaPoSe murder maaf kar sakta hai.. Drunk driving nahi | @iamGunjanGrunge MaPoSe murder can be forgiven.. but not drunk driving |
@Tweepshikha toh mujhe laga tumhari bhi shakal hogi usmein kahin :-/ | @Tweepshikha so i also thought that your face might be there somewhere :-/ |
my story ws totally opposite ... maa mana karti thi n papa paise dete thhe ... alwez ... :) | my story was totally opposite .. Even after refusing to give money, my father used to give me always. |
@rynkee Kaho naa pyaar hai | ) |
@69fubar Aye Aye captain | @69fubar ahh ahh captain!! |
@Alllahdin sab samajta hu main, pyar mein kabhi kabhi aisa ho jata hai | @Alllahdin i will explain you everything, sometimes this happens in love.. |
Itne to bhai wallet me chillar lekar chalte haihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/603429262750691329 … | he has so many coins in his wallet https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/603429262750691329 … |
@peachypiscean tumhare aashwasan Kejriwal jaise hote hai, hamesha disappointing </3 :'( | @peachypiscean you assurances are like Kejriwal, always disappointing. |
RT @khanakram421 : She : Bhaiyya mujhe Chandi colour ka dress chahiyeShopkeeper : Accha to tumhe Silver kameez chahiye ? | RT @khanakram421 : She : i wan't a silver coloured dress. Shopkeeper : so you want a silver coloured salwar?? |
jo jaisa dusro k sath krta h uske sath aisa hi hota h ..he cheated dada ... | you will reap as you sow. He cheated dada .. |
Modi ne #Notebandi toh kar di " par hamaare jaise #foreveralone engineers ke liye bandi kab dhund dega 0 Kya yahi hai acche din? | Modi has banned notes #Notebandi. But when will he find a girl for #foreveralone engineers? are these the good days? |
Bhai kya bol raha hai https://twitter.com/iNeelSoni/status/654200935128895488 … | man, what are you saying? https://twitter.com/iNeelSoni/status/654200935128895488 … |
Subah se na koi favorite mila hai, na mila hai aadha mention. | from morning, i have neither got a favourite nor a half mention. |
agar woldcup jitna h na to ..sehwag aur yuvi ko bulale team me | if you wan't to win the workcup, then can sehwag and yuvraj in the team. |
@BDUTT @AmanKayamHai Grow up Bharkha ... It's too much now . Bharat mai kahi shaktiman hai joo aaj bhi problem mai hai ... Whaha Jaa kar aao | @BDUTT @AmanKayamHai Grow up Bharkha ... It's too much now. in india, there is shaktiman who is in problem even today... go there and come! |
@balliawalebaba hahaha.. Ab aaye ho to kuch kaam bhi karlo | @balliawalebaba hahaha.. now that you have come, do some work. |
@DefucktiveHumor pakistan jane ke liye bhi visa chahiye kya? Paagal mat ban | @DefucktiveHumor do we need a visa to go to pakistan? don't be mad. |
Daadhi badhao gandi shakal chupao.
#JaagoGrahak | grow your beard and hide your ugly face! #JaagoGrahak |
Sonia Gandhi ko pata nahi tha ki 90% dimag ka vikas 5 saal tak ho jaata hai. | Sonia Gandhi didn't know that 90% evolution of the brain happens in 5 years. |
@anjanasukhani Mandal Aabhari _/\_ | @anjanasukhani highly obliged _/\_ |
#GST is The new Duckworth Lewis method. Jo Aaj Tak Kisi ko samjh nhi aaya | #GST is The new Duckworth Lewis method., which no one has understood till date. |
@vakeel_saheba Porn mat dekha karo zyada | @vakeel_saheba don't watch porn too much. |
@GhantaGuy 9 ghante se auto main hai? | @GhantaGuy are you in auto since 9 hours?? |
#TripleTalaq sirji aap ne to sab chura liya. triple "talaq ram "mandir "vikas appeasement opposition ko kucchh chhodo | #TripleTalaq sir, you stole everything. triple talaq, ram mandir, vikas appeasement, leave something for the opposition! |
sir, can't wait fr #Bajrangi_bhaijaan <3 | sir, can't wait for #Bajrangi_bhaijaan |
@tweeting_pal ab bata bhi de kiska.. raat bhar sochte rahenge @Insane_chorri @HathwalaThakur @MeetUunngLee | @tweeting_pal now tell whose.. we will think the entire night @Insane_chorri @HathwalaThakur @MeetUunngLee |
Toh chaabi kisne lagayi? Aur khoyi kisne? | who put the keys? and who lost it? |
man prasann ho gaya dekh kar . | my mind got pleased after seeing it. |
Ghu mein pair rakhoge toh dhona padega, pyaar mein padoge toh rona padega. #Irshaad | if you put your feet in shit, then you will have to wash. if you fall in love, then you will have to cry. #lrshaad |
G1 to G2: Tera mera pyar amar.
Amar: Mujhe tum dono pasand ho. | G1 to G2: your and my love is immortal.
Amar: i like both of you. |
He cries and cries and cries becoz u wnt let him do it ? Did you say you were seeing a \ " guy\ " ? ;) | He cries and cries and cries because you want let him do it ? Did you say you were seeing a \ " guy\ " ? ;) |
@Vyomnaut ohh.. Ye to andar ki baat hai.. Tumhe kaha se pata lagi ? | @Vyomnaut ohh.. this is a hidden matter. how did you get to know? |
Sabke saamne naak toh katwa hi deti hai biwiyahttps://twitter.com/anjanabhartia/status/887558772826152960 … | wives dishonour in front of everyone https://twitter.com/anjanabhartia/status/887558772826152960 … |
superr se uperrrrr (y) missng home | excellent, missing home. |
matlab 28 or 29 me se kis din aana hai.. | means which days do we have to come - 28 or 29? |
kya baat hai !!guddu phir se dher sare gags banane laga ....:) | excellent !! guddu has started making too many gags ....:) |
shubham teotia ..iske number final me judenge ..lol :) | shubham teotia ..his scores will be added in the end ..lol :) |
Chalo ab koi sting operation karke kisi sarkar ko nanga nahi kar sakti ... maare jaoge #RightToPrivacy | now you cannot do any sting operation and make the government feel ashmed. you wll be killed #RightToPrivacy |
@justicearnab mujhe to ab se gaaliya padne lagi hai :/ | @justicearnab now i am being told bad words :/ |
ATM me cash aane ka ?https://twitter.com/CopyWalaTweet/status/803470605039255552 … | is there cash in ATM? https://twitter.com/CopyWalaTweet/status/803470605039255552 … |
@Beingakashss thanks bhai Tere Tweet Ka Wait Tha Mujhe | @Beingakashss thanks man, i had waited for your tweet. |
Yahan se ek suwar phenk kar maarenge, saara radicalism uttar jayega.https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/867363923770523649 … | we will hit you by throwing a pig, all ideas of radicalism will be washed out .https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/867363923770523649 … |
Ye sab padhne se pehle meri aankhein kyun nahi phoot gayihttps://twitter.com/meDigitalGanesh/status/868125471636164610 … | before reading all this, why didn't my eyes come off?https://twitter.com/meDigitalGanesh/status/868125471636164610 … |
kitne zor se diltoota hai tumhara? | how hard has your heart broken? |
Aap reply karenge....? | will you reply? |
#RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKiRail " Prabhu der aaye par durust aaye " This budget is a revolution in Modern Indian Railways . | #RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKiRail " better late than never" This budget is a revolution in Modern Indian Railways . |
@hindiplz @insane_chorri Allahabad se yaad aaya hum Allahpur/Alopibagh mein poora ek saal rahe the :) | @hindiplz @insane_chorri hearing about allahabad, i remembered that we had stayed in allahpur/alopibagh for one year. |
@HITKPKD #LalHITMovies Mujse bachne ke liye tumhe moon jaana padega... aur suna hai wo bahut loon place hai | @HITKPKD #LalHITMovies to rescue yourself from me, you will have to go to moon... and i have heard that is a very lonely place.. |
30 din se continuously swimming pool ja raha hoon. Aur in ladkiyon ne ek bhi din chhutti nahi ki. Kal se band karna padega. | I am going to the swimming pool continuously since the last 30 days. and these girls haven't given me a holiday. i will have to stop this form tomorrow. |
Bhaijaan kaha he aap? | brother, from where do you hail? |
I'm also against arrest of Tanmay Bhat, kaan pakad ke utthak-baithak karwa kar chhod dena chahiye. | I'm also against arrest of Tanmay Bhat, they should be released after some minor punishment. |
Kuttey ki to kismat haihttps://twitter.com/iKunaal/status/699562516662214657 … | Even the dog has a luck factor. https://twitter.com/iKunaal/status/699562516662214657 … |
"Mein Kaun Banega Crorepati se Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hu.."
SBI Employee: Ab to bank band hone ka time ho gaya. Kal phone karna.. | "i am amitabh bachchan from kaun banega crorepati"
SBI Employee: now its time to close the bank. call tomorrow. |
@akshaykanitkar Bajate Raho !! @witchybitchygal | @akshaykanitkar keep drumming !! @witchybitchygal |
#WorldNoTobaccoDay issi baat par ek cigarette sulgao. | #WorldNoTobaccoDay on this note, let's drink a cigarette. |
"Bhaiya ek Malai chicken kofta lana" #DrunkDialogue | "brother, please bring one malai chicken kofta" #DrunkDialogue |
@Jamuntini Oh ho. Aaj Ghaib. | @Jamuntini Oh ho. today G=ghaib. |
@Gauribee naa gori naa | @Gauribee no white no |
only kejriwal ... baki sab bakwass | only kejriwal everything else rubbish |
Chota bachcha samajh ke humko na aankh dikhaana re.. - Arya Stark @AndColorPockeT | don't show me eyes assuming that i am a small child. arya stark @AndColorPockeT |
@lack_a_daisy @Being_Humor bhai minus one point tujhe | @lack_a_daisy @Being_Humor brother, one point minus to you |
From "azaadi hi meri Dulhan hai" to "Mera toh kaam hi mera valentine hai" | from "freedom is my bride" to "my work is my valentine" |
@MeetUunngLee sab networks aise hi hai bhai | @MeetUunngLee all networks are like that, man. |
its Ch 97 99:34 tune galat bola.. ab to tu gaya @friendlii_ghost | its Ch 97 99:34 you told wrong.. now you are gone.. @friendlii_ghost |
.@sonakshisinha ladkdi ne dimaag wali baat kahi haipic.twitter.com/czDwKdvDaS | .@sonakshisinha the girl has given a witty piece of advice. pic.twitter.com/czDwKdvDaS |
Bharat mata ki jaihttp://markmanson.net/a-dust-over-india … | long live india !! http://markmanson.net/a-dust-over-india … |
chota bheem new movie kab aayegi sir? can't wait | when will chotta bheem new movie come? can't wait. |
@Lala_The_Don abb Bihar mein achha waqt shuru #GoodByeNitishKumar | @Lala_The_Don te good time of bihar has began #GoodByeNitishKumar |
@KyaUkhaadLega @zoomphatak kyu bhai? Kya sawaal puchna hai? | @KyaUkhaadLega @zoomphatak why man? what question do you want to ask? |
haan zindagi hamari kaat rahi hai. | yes, life is passing. |
Kal Modi ji Dubai se 4.5 lakh crore le kar aaye.. Aaj Bihar ko 1.25 de diya.. Ab bache 3.25 lakh crore | yesterday mr modi brought rs. 4.5 lakh crore from Dubai. today he gave rs. 1.25 lak crore to bihar. now he has rs. 3.25 lakh crore left. |
Jis team ke paas aise top 4 ho, use baki ke 7 players bonus me kyu diye jaate hain! #RCBvDD | the team which has these 4, why are those remaining 7 players given in bonus to them? #RCBvDD |
@kaalia_bhatt kuch dikh nahi raha | @kaalia_bhatt nothing can be seen |
@GavriE01 hum yahan mazak karne aaye hain kya | @GavriE01 have we come here for a joke? |
Relationship Status: Ummeed par boner kaayam hai. | Relationship Status: everthing is dependent on hope. |
Bas karo @awk_doc ji.. Aankhon me aansu aa gaye | stop it @awk_doc ji.. i ran down to tears. |
@Riskiest_Poison KABHI KABHI FRUSTRATE HO JATA HU | @Riskiest_Poison sometimes i get frustrated. |
@Fabled_Me aise badnam mat kar @runjhunmehrotra | @Fabled_Me don't defame me like that @runjhunmehrotra |
@huh_watnow koi bhi bhej do color screen wala | @huh_watnow send me any colour screen |
bhai aapki ye movie chhappar far dega | ) |
Mere paapa tumhare mummy ko aisa pyar se bulaate hai. https://twitter.com/e29ad41b95b341d/status/697799527986655234 … | my father sweetly calls your mother like this. https://twitter.com/e29ad41b95b341d/status/697799527986655234 … |
Uber chahiye? 2 minute main a jayegi.
Haan chahiye
Khud bula lo app khol ke lol | do you want a uber? it will come in 2 minutes
yes, i want.
call it yourself using the app. |
@iamGunjanGrunge hum sab mile hue hai aur tum hile hue ho @witchybitchygal | @iamGunjanGrunge we are all together and you all are are frightened@witchybitchygal |
Kanoon ne apna kaam kiya tabhi to teri terrorist beti ko maara.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/607822591085051904 … | the law did their work, that's why the terrorist killed the daughter. .https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/607822591085051904 … |
when i teach a basketball in my own school ,we're gonna spend the 1st day watching larry bird videos ,& the rest will take care of itself . | when i teach a basketball in my own school , we are going to spend the 1st day watching larry bird videos and the rest will take care of itself . |
@nawab_lucknow daya aati hai inki condition pe mujhe..Pathetic#NitishKaNakliVikas | @nawab_lucknow i feel pity on their condition..Pathetic#NitishKaNakliVikas |
@ImranKhanPTI #trump Ki bat kar raha hy or yah minister ho kr JIT ka rona ro raha hy | @ImranKhanPTI i am talking abut #trump and you being a minister are crying over JIT. |
@ttrinadasgupta Aaila, bahar kyu nahi | @ttrinadasgupta Aaila, why not outside? |
Hum khud sure nahi hai "toh Kautilya ke baarein main kya kahe #GST #IndiaToday #TheHinduExplains | we aren't sure "so what do we say about kautilya? #GST #IndiaToday #TheHinduExplains |
@Arunapk57 @JustLikeMikee bilkul, magar baaki 90% logon ke liye nahi :-P | @Arunapk57 @JustLikeMikee yes, but not for the remaining 90% of the people. :-P |
Lag rha hai aaj Rahul Gandhi Zimbabwe ka Support kr rhe the . #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul | seems like rahul gandhi is supporting zimbabwe . #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul |
@narendramodi ji ab bhot hogya " ham aapki har baat maan rhe h aap bhi hamari ek baat manlo " ab bullet ki jagah bullet hi khilao 0 #MannKiBaat | @narendramodi its too much " we hear everything you say, now you hear us" now eat bullet agaist a bullet #MannKiBaat |