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@VaibhavVinayaka no bhai :) | @VaibhavVinayaka no brother. |
Hamein ek nek, sushil aur achhe gahr kki bahu chahiye.
*Hamara ladka chahe kitna bhi haramkhor ho*
#IndianFamilies | we need a bride from a good family. *even though our son is useless* #Indian Families |
yaaar guddu , tuney to apne section ki izzat mitti mei milaadi dusre section se chalk maang k . . . | guddu you ruined the reputation of our section by asking chalk from another section. |
"Asli maza chhupane me hai" | “true joy is in hiding” |
Waah, dimaag ko shot de de kar is insaan ne alaysis toh badhiya kar liya. Saabash.https://twitter.com/DiaQuery/status/726996017246261248 … | by giving shots to his mind, this person did a good analysis. great. https://twitter.com/DiaQuery/status/726996017246261248 |
love it when you have bale first scorer , 2nd time in a week #loveit | love it when bale scores first, second time in a week #loveit |
"Kuch Kuch Chhota Hai tum nahi samjhoge Rahul" - Anjali | “something is small, you won’t understand rahul” -anjali |
usko bhi leak nahi karna! | even he doesn’t want to leak |
hamare bhai ki ganit kharab hai. Sirf paise ginne aate honge. @karanjohar | my brother does not know math. he only knows how to count money. @karanjohar |
kamaal hai , kisi ladki ne abhi tak blackboard ka sum solve nahi kiya :p | it’s shocking, no girl has solved a blackboard problem till now |
Kya Tarun Ka Pal Tej Hai? | is tarun’s heartbeat fast? |
Haryana me to sabhi Tau hain, according Viru paji.https://twitter.com/virendersehwag/status/635082953962295296 … | everyone thinks high of themselves in haryana according to viru https://twitter.com/virendersehwag/status/635082953962295296 |
hahah! Daaru se kabhi koi nuksaan nahi hua hai. Log sirf khush rehte hai | there has been no damage due to alcohol. people are always happy due to it. |
##Jio kuch bhi kar sakta hai ## | jio can do anything |
Live aane ke liye switch to #JIO services !!! | to go live, switch to #JIO services |
@BolshoyBooze nahi, khaya toh zaroor. Magar bhook hamesha lagi rehti hai :-D | @BolshoyBooze no, i have eaten. but i’m always hungry |
chacha @JhaSanjay Manipur militants killed. shok sabha ki taiyari karo. | uncle @JhaSanjay manipur militants are killed. arrange for condolence meet. |
guddu to superb actor h . . . chhaa gya yaar | ) :p |
@byomkesbakshi jhanda utarne mein chashma bhi utar gaya :D | @byomkesbakshi upon getting off flag, even his spectacles got off. |
@Champ_Nikk ise bol shaadi dot com pe koshish kare | @Chanp_Nikk tell him to try on shaadi dot com |
haan yaar, bhavnayein samajh aagaye | yes friend, understood your feelings |
Alia: Ohh Gautam Gambhir Rahul Dravid ke chacha hai .. Ab samaj me aaya https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/667584742628323329 … | alia: oh, gautam gambhir is uncle of rahul dravid. now i understoodhttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/667584742628323329 |
Pak ka movie flop hoji ??? | are you sure the movie would be a flop? |
@jdshastri26 lol maine bhi pehle yahi padha tha @ashutosh83B | @jdshastri26 even i read this initially @ashutosh83B |
@Ra_Bies par paise zyada leta hai.. Mera to fav rabies hai.. "Pehle istemaal kare.. Phir vishwas kare.." | @Ra_Bies he charges more. my favourite is rabies “first use, then trust” |
Mujhe tumhari aankho se peene do, waise bhi daaru ke liye paise nahi hai. | let me drink from your eyes, i don’t have money for alcohol. |
@scratchysingh daag achche hai | @scratchysingh stains are good. |
you are not cheating ... you are doing what you feel gud about ... | you are not cheating. you are doing what you feel good about. |
RT @iG_Butt : Men are from " send your pic " Women are from " dekh k delete kar dena " | @iG_Butt men are from “send your picture” women are from “delete it after seeing” |
Damn !!!! SOunds like a wanna salman | he sounds like he wants to be salman |
@TweetErrant Tere liye kuch bhi, darling :-* | @TweetErrant anything for you darling |
@nadeemahmaddoit aur tu jaa jaakar bomb bana jihadi @ashutosh83B | @nadeemahmaddoit even now you want to go and make bomb jihadi @ashutosh83B |
Rahul be like: "Itana pyar to meri Maa ne bhi nahi kiya kabhi #GST #GSThelpdesk | rahul be like: “even my mother has not loved me this much” #GST #GSThelpdesk |
@zoomphatak hojana chahiye abhi | @zoompathak it should be done by now |
Sab chhodo ABD ki batting dekho against WI. 50 of 16 balls. | leave everything and watch ab de villiers bat against west indies. he has made 50 runs off 16 balls |
@Priyarathod2468 kabhi soncha hain aise bhi lag sakti hain vaat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine | @Priyarathod2468 had you ever thought you could be in trouble like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be #LagGayiVaat Shine |
apne guddu ko koi romantic script to de ke dekho 3:) , . . . aaag lga dega ladka :d :d | someone give a romantic script to guddu. he would perform extremely well. |
Relationship Status: Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho, koi usko pilaane wali ho. | relationship status: a girl to feed a hot cup of tea |
we use to b rich d day we used to get 20rs . . 20rs mein to cosco ki ball aa jati thi . . | we used to be rich the day when we got Rs. 20. In Rs. 20 we could buy a cosco ball. |
Remembering Alok Nath in MainePyarKia telling Bhagyashree, jaa beta jaa, itna pyaar to tujhe main bhi nahi kar sakta. | remembering alok nath in MainePyarKia telling bhagyashree, go son go, even i can’t love you this much. |
@MeetUunngLee :D khaamosh khaamosh bol bol kar isne janata ko bakwaas acting mein phaansa hai aur ab politics | @MeetUunngLee after speaking “quiet, quiet” he has trapped people in rubbish acting. now he is trying to do so in politics. |
bhai, bhai hai.
Koi tujhse achhi milegi nahi, koi tujhse kam bhi chalegi nahi | i won't find anyone better than you. nor will i accept anyone worse than you. |
Modi jorj aage bado ham tumhare sath hai jai Bharat.... | modi go ahead, we are with you. Bharat. |
@bruiselee jao pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao | @bruiselee first go and bring that person’s signature |
mizzou beats kentucky 2-1 ! tigers advance to face top-seed florida in the semis on friday at 6:30 p . m . | mizzou beats kentucky 2-1 ! tigers advance to face top-seed florida in the semi finals on friday at 6:30 pm. |
I'm vry exited... only 3 min remaining | i’m very excited. only 3 minutes remaining. |
Subah ka naashta - Lahore me
Dopahar ka khana - Karachi me
Raat ki party - Islamabad me
Jai Hindhttps://twitter.com/IndiaTVHindi/status/781394021402812416 … | morning breakfast - in lahore. lunch - in karachi. night party - in islamabad. jai hind https://twitter.com/IndiaTVHindi/status/781394021402812416 |
@Swt_Sadhana oo mere.. Dil ke chain.. Chain aaye mere dil ko.. Dua kijeeye | @Swt_Sadhana oh my heart’s relaxation. wish that my heart gets relaxation. |
Sunday ko sunha aese ankh khool jati haiJese mujhe halwa pori bechene jana ho😢😩😒 | on sunday morning my eyes open up as if i have to go to sell halwa puri. |
apple ceo apologizes for error-ridden new map app - apple ceo tim cook apologized friday for the company& | #039 |
kya baat kar rele ho bhai, bas aades do apan haajir. Batao | what are you talking about. just command and i will be there. just tell. |
Yeh hi soch badalni padegi kuch naya dhundte hai. Jaise koi naya beer sponsor. | we need to change this thinking. we should search for something new, like a new beer sponsor. |
@KyaUkhaadLega aadhe logo ne cigarette ka dekh ke band kar diya tha..tension na le | @KyaUkhaadLega half of the people stopped after seeing the cigarette, don’t worry. |
Behen, tum to sly karne layak bhi nahi ho | sister, you are not even worthy of being a slyer. |
i love u vaii.khuda hamesha apki saath rahegi vaii | i love you vaii. the lord will always be with you vaii. |
Digvijay Singh had almost ruined the state..
MP ban gaya India ka Taj..
Ab haar baar Shivraj.. | digvijay singh had almost ruined the state. member of parliament became india’s crown. now everytime shivraj. |
"Aaltu jalaaltu aayee Modi leher ko taal tu" - Nitish #YoNitishSoTantrik | “avert the modi wave” - nitish #YoNitishSoTantrik |
u cant blame me.. meri shaadi ho gayee | you can’t blame me. i’m already married. |
jo bhi ho arvind kejriwal ji , pure india ko apne comedian style se entertain bahut kar rahe hain . | whatsoever may happen mr. arvind kejriwal. you are entertaining the whole nation with your comedian style. |
Wo beef bhi khata hai aur pork bhi, Hinduism ko bhi gali deta hai aur [private mein] Islam ko bhi, liberal ka koi dharam nahi hota. | he eats beef and pork. he curses hinduism and islam (in private). there is no religion for a liberal. |
guddu bhai ko standing problem hogayee . . . . chalo pamela ke bahane kuch raunak toh aayee guddu ke kacche me . . . . . :d :d :d | guddu has got a standing problem. at least because of pamela guddu’s underwear shines. |
@NotThatMP iski jaanch honi chahiye | @NotThatMP he should be searched |
Arre Sir, itna pyaar. Shukriya! | oh sir, so much love. thank you! |
supw ka matlab social useful project work hai , yehi 3 - 4 saal baad samajh aaya tha . . . initially it was just " free " period . . . miss my kv days ;d | the full form of supw is social useful project work. i understood this after 3-4 years. initially it was just free period. miss my kv days. |
OK bye bye lagta hai it's just fun . | ok bye, i think it’s just for fun. |
@akshaykanitkar kisi ne mujhe yaad kiya @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/bu8XZ8UilK | @akshaykanitkar did someone remember me @Atheist_Krishna pic.twitter.com/bu8XZ8UilK |
Nehru: Bapu kuch saal baad tere ghar me Tushar paida hoga
Gandhi: Hahaha..Rahul Gandhi..
Awaaz neeche
N: Hahahapic.twitter.com/F2M2KzdXEj | nehru: bapu, after some years tushar will take birth in your home. gandhi: rahul gandhi. keep your voice low. pic.twitter.com/F2M2KzdXEj |
@huh_watnow Mein hu shikari kudiye.. khali mera vaar ni jata.. mujhko na pehchane tu.. tere ghar akhbaar ni aata ?? @HaramiParindey | @huh_watnow i am a hunter girl. my hunt never goes empty. why won’t you recognize me? don’t you get newspaper at your home? @HaramiParindey |
meney is post ko dekh ke jab school ka board pada tabhi samajh lia tha ki ya to ye tinde khake sapna dekh raha hey ya fir shaan sapna dekh raha hey :)))) | upon reading this post i understood that either he is dreaming after eating apple gourd or he is watching pride dream |
Bachha log bajao taalihttps://twitter.com/NaivedyaSharma/status/629894629047926784 … | clap children https://twitter.com/NaivedyaSharma/status/629894629047926784 |
" make in india " only in speeches , reality is to get " made in china " . id's made in china was used in today's rally . . | “made in india” is only in speeches. reality is to get “made in china”. the id’s used in rally today were made in china. |
@RoflGandhi_ jab se mujhe pata chala hai main dhoni ka parody hu tab se 4 safed baal aa chuke hain. | @RoflGandhi_ after i’ve known that i’m dhoni’s parody, i’ve got 4 white hair. |
aaj toh south africa ke pakode lga daale india ne . . | today india smashed south africa |
@IamVibhor_ Dar ke aage Jeet hai Satyendra Verma has proved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg … … #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn | @IamVibhor_ beyond fear there is victory. satyendra verma has proven it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn |
@kavitabika Tum to har mahine Australia jati ho.. Mein to pehli baar gaya tha | @kavitabika you go to australia every month. i went there for the first time. |
@karmagal91 Zamana kharaab hai.. Shine lajawaab hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaatÂ
Shine | @karmagal91 the era is bad. the shine is great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI #LagGayiVaat |
ek se ek hai iss desh mein! | the country has one better than the other people. |
@retardedwriter lol! Ye kya gaana bhej diya | @retardedwriter what song have you sent. |
@c_aashish is match ke muzrim aap banna chahte ho lag raha hai | @c_aashish it looks like you want to be the criminal for this match. |
@NotSoSweetGirl_ Matlab KP me garmi hoti thi ? | @NotSoSweetGirl_ means the heat in kp was severe? |
#IndvsPak ab Kya hoga tumhaara next Diwali maybe | #IndvsPak what will happen next diwali |
Hema Malini is like samajh main to aana nahi "hai khamakha raat ki neend kharab ki #gstrollout #GST | hema malini is like “you ruined my sleep, and i couldn’t even understand you”#gstrollout #GST |
@iamGunjanGrunge NAACHO SAARE G PHAAD KE @ndtv | @iamGunjanGrunge everybody dance carefree @ndtv |
bekar isko host kar diya . . | it was useless to host him |
Ye sab haaye lagi hai Eva Carneiro ki. | this is the curse of eva carneiro. |
1st time i've seen eleanor respond to hate o . o she seems to sweet to say 1 mean thing ! http/URL | it’s the first time i’ve seen eleanor respond to hate. she is sweet and doesn’t say mean things! http/URL |
So #ArnabSlapsSagarika becomes #1 trend. Is desh ka kuchh nahi ho sakta. | so #ArnabSlapsSagarika becomes number 1 trending. this country is going nowhere. |
looks like ur 70 promises are fake like you . . i am sure u will take big u turn . . . | looks like your 70 promises are fake like you. i am sure you will take a big u-turn |
@DefucktiveHumor zaroor, jis tarah se main isse dekh raha hu shayad shaadi kisi tabele mein hogi | @DefucktiveHumor for sure. the way i am seeing this person, it looks like the marriage will be in a stable. |
wat a acting :p | what an acting. |
if you call me 'good girl' one more time you may find my scolding hot coffee heading towards your crotchal region . | if you call me “good girl” one more time, you mayl find my scorching hot coffee heading towards your crotchal region. |
@Jagat___Janani aaja bhai.. Saath me naachenge | @Jagat___Janani come over brother. we will dance together. |
kebab khane gaya tha. Bade ke. | i had gone to eat kebab. |
guddu ki ma or baapu se puchho ise banate banate unke baayen haath ka kya haal hua hoga :v o:) 3:) | ask the parents of guddu, what would have been the condition of their left arm in the process of making him. |
Good that Rohit Sharma got out . Opposition mein Sri Lanka nahi hai . Unhone kuch ukhad bhi nahi lena tha . #IndvsPak | it’s good that rohit sharma got out. the opposition is not sri lanka. they can’t do anything. #IndvsPak |
kaash viva me ese rone se marks mil jaya krte . . . . " sir padha toh tha pr abi yaad nhi aa rha . . . . boohoohoo " :p ;) | only if we could get marks in viva by crying like this “sir i had read this but can’t recall” |
Digvijay Singh: Madam u r 100% tunch maal
Madam:pic.twitter.com/9gQCayQmxj | digvijay singh: madam you are 100% cheap person. madam: pic.twitter.com/9gQCayQmxj |
call center hi khol leta yr . . | you could have started a call center friend |
Bhaijaan parso gaaliyan kha ke dil nahi bhara?https://twitter.com/aqeel3550/status/766881696943931392 … | brother, weren’t you content by day before yesterday’s curse words?https://twitter.com/aqeel3550/status/766881696943931392 |
Aaj phir dil ne ek tamanna ki,
Aaj phir theeke se humne whiskey laaya.
#AadabArzHai | again today my heart made a request, again today i bought whiskey from wine shop. #AadabArzHai |