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Jeffery is that you?

Jeffina, now.

I think it's a dumb idea to fragment the Reddit philosophy audience. If your problem is spammy idiots, then mobilize to smash them down and vote up the good stuff. Splitting into further subdivisions just weakens your power, because now instead of having a philosophy audience of ten people (for example), you have five disconnected groups of two each.

I think the distinction is intended to be between those who have studied/are studying philosophy and those who are perhaps interested in the subject but don't know much about it. True, I'm only a philosophy student but I know more of the subject than many who contribute to /r/philosophy. This isn't a boast. Think of the difference between a subreddit about cars that is frequented by fans of cars and car mechanics. There will be a lot more specific information in the latter, but both have their place.

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The problem was never trolls or spammers, it was abuse of power. You seem like a very different person now than you did a day ago (a small part of me wants to suggest you dropped some bad acid) but at the time you seemed like a dick, and your colleague hax0r was even worse. I've already posted [my thoughts on this](http://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/94mcv/ive_decided_to_let_this_subreddit_become_whatever/c0bepxt) on a thread started by the remaining mod. I hope we can get past this. You seem like much less of an asshole now.

I think it was a shot at Tommy Cruise, Sgt. Hulka.

Yes it was. I was implying he was some kind of *artificial unlife*.

But he's not hiding out in a cave. Hmm...

[No, he's trapped in the closet.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCXlCkY4Y5g)

This again?

it must be on a timer

I'll make sure to have an extra beer for you today. =(

And it's not like I even live in some podunk little city.. I live in one of the largest/fastest growing cities in the US.

Unfortunately, it's still Sprint. I'd rather pay a bit more money for a GOOD network.

Who would be better? And why? I personally believe that Sprint's got the best data network out there. It is really fast pretty much anywhere you can get a signal. Their 1900MHz cdmaOne signal doesn't penetrate buildings quite as well as Verizon's 800MHz cdmaOne signal, but they've got a broader 3G rollout, last I knew. I'm just waiting to see where the small-print leads us. Helio (which uses Sprint's network) offered a similar "All-In" plan with unlimited* data and messaging, but that asterisk hid a locked down JVM on the phone, a sucky browser, and a nickle-and-dime approach to everything from midlets to ringtones. I'd like to see an truly open phone on a reasonably unlimited network. Too much to ask?

I love The Onion. But, I honestly don't get it. Is that New Jersey on his face?

I also don't get it. Someone with two tents of A brain please explain.

I'm not sure if it's a twist, but the end of *The Mist* really took me by surprise.

I loved the ending, it was so utterly fantastic that a movie didn't end all happy happy.

You are a loser. You can't even be true to what you believe in. It's not about a means to an end, and while it may be completely against the definition of the word "politician" to be honest, that is what we need. They should be accountable to the people they represent, but we are not holding them accountable, and when we fall short in that regard it gives these politicians more audacity with which to assault the very people they are sworn to uphold. Grow some balls, grow up, and come back in a decade.

Wow. Thank you for the kind words. It's refreshing to see someone so objective on the webs. Idealists who are "true to themselves" are ineffective - they cannot create change. So you have a choice to make as a politician in today's environment: **You can be right, or you can be effective.** Read that again. It's really important. In some parallel utopia that I wish I lived in, one man could come in, be completely honest and effect massive change in Washington. But the government didn't become corrupt overnight, because of one person. It won't be fixed that way either.

Yeah, I can't believe people really disagree here. Besides I'm certainly not the only that has mentioned this. It was the one major flaw in the movie and it has been talked about a lot.

Let's discuss [another *logical* flaw in the film](http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/2009/01/dark_knight_quiz_1_whats_wrong.html#more). Think of the first scene, when Joker takes over the robbery. He escapes: the school bus he is in pulls out of the bank and trundles along with a fleet of schoolbuses in a row, not missing a beat, and joins them. [*The BUS EXITED a HOLE in a building*](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJKtPlKpSbw&feature=player_embedded). I would probably notice if I was a bus driver, maybe even if I was a school kid on a field trip.

For instance, CPMA. I don't know why i'm getting downvoted. People think that whatever Valve does is objectively correct or something, i guess.

I don't think that, and I agree from what I see CPMA does it a bit better...I saw that mentioned above actually. Any others though? I was under the impression that Valve's netcode is, while nothing special, among the better options, certainly not *poor*. edit: I think the reason you might be getting downvotes is because you say ping is a physical reality, and you can't escape it...all Valve does is try to hide it. OK...are you saying the FPS games that don't do it poorly overcome this inescapable physical reality?

Not only did I hate that movie, my name is Forrest. Since 1994 every dumbass I meet laughs and says "Run, Forrest, run!" Haven't heard that one before, numbnuts.

Right there with you. Random people tell me they love me in a strange accent on a monthly basis. It's been 15 years! (I like the movie though...)

Anyone still curious as to why great shows get canceled? I'll give any of you a free hint... For the record I don't often watch broadcast television, the week delay is murder on my patience. I just found your post exceptionally poignant. Edit: I forgot mention my loathing for commercials, but I think it's safe to assume that we're all on board there.

My behavior is the direct result of: * Insanely obnoxious commercials. * Not wanting to invest in a show if it's going to be taken off the air in [just two weeks](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drive_%28TV_series%29). Networks [don't give](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_Break) shows a [full chance](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefly_%28TV_series%29). Why should I give the networks a chance? I don't owe them anything. Ever. * INSANELY OBNOXIOUS COMMERCIALS. If I watch live television, I keep my finger on the mute button so that when it suddenly cuts to commercial my ears don't bleed. I watched the first three episodes of Stargate Universe as recorded from the SyFy channel. It was so bad that I sent an angry letter to the network pledging never to watch their horrible station ever again. Now I just download episodes... which still have animated "Ghosthunters" banners plastered all over the place ***during the episode***. Because 17.5 minutes of commercials isn't enough.

I like the Heavy and the Scout because they're fugly. Every time I see a female version of the TF2 cast, it's just a bunch of hot chicks with the same weapons as their male counterparts. Let's be honest, there are very few TF2 characters that are even remotely good looking.

I think the female heavy character could be like [Agatha Trunchbull](http://img201.imageshack.us/i/freak2pq6.jpg/) from Matilda

I have a hard time getting off from oral too, for me the trick is for the girl to stroke it more, women have the tendency to treat the penis lime it's a vagina and go to softly, they don't realize that it needs a good beating sometimes.

ahh, the ol' penis lime.

What sahn! WUT!

Oh Snap in a Z formation.

Yes, this is much worse than the Liberals defrauding taxpayers of huge sums of money (while advocating their financial responsibility).

Don't be a partisan troll. What does this article have to do with Adscam? Seriously give it a fucking rest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Tas00WZ0Q you need to peel yourself away from the daily armageddon left-wing vitriol, it's in every way as prevalent as this 'right-wing' crap you have brainwashed yourself with. don't believe me? just look at politics reddit. get help.

I'm libertarian in the sense that I'm pro-freedom and I'm opposed to initiating the use of force. This stupid asshole is standing around with a sign that says, to anyone with any common sense at all, "It's time to water the tree of liberty with President Obama's blood." *Who else could possibly be the "tyrant" in this equation? Answer that question. Who else could he possibly be referring to? Margaret Thatcher? Kermit the frog? He is *not* a libertarian, he's just another violent pinhead with a fascist streak. Just what America needs, right? I'm through with this conversation and I'm through with this reddit. There doesn't seem to be anyone here who actually grasps freedom and human rights.

I mocked hipsters before it was cool

It's always been cool to mock hipsters.

I've seen this before, but every time I see it I think that whoever figured this out had WAY too much time on his hands.

The engraver figured it out. It was made by the guy's widow and his mistress. They did it together. There was a more complete article a few months ago.

By definition, atheism is just as much a belief as anything else. Atheism is the belief that there is no God / are no gods, presumably based on the lack proof of same. It's no less a faith-based position than a theological one since the core belief is based on an unproven (unprovable) assumption. Agnosticism is more appropriately distinguished from religion than atheism, as it stipulates that there may or may not be a God / gods, though for lack of evidence either way the answer is unknowable and not something to be concerned with. An atheist would argue that the lack of evidence for God / a god leaves only one rational conclusion: that there's no such thing. But that's logically a fallacy since it presumes: they've made a concerted effort to look for evidence, that they'd recognize the evidence if they found it, and that they could properly interpret it. If it were that easy to develop a falsifiable test for the existence of God / gods, it would be academic. However, most cosmological things (even many in astronomy) defy that sort of analysis, so it's really a matter of faith to jump to that conclusion. An agnostic would state that it's highly improbable that God / gods exist, but would concede he doesn't have the resources, time, or interest to find out for certain.

Oh, poppycock. The burden of evidence lies with the claimant.

Merconium

Prolapse?

Interestingly enough, it's actually entirely safe, assuming that they (poo-er and eater) are healthy. One of my friends' kids ate his own poo once. They took him to the doctor. The doctor laughed, said 'he can eat it with a spoon if he likes', and sent them home.

Thats fucking gross

And then mount the unrar'd ISOs so you can install and crack! :awesome: Ugh. I actually use my hard drives for stuff, alright? I don't have forty-two free gigs to install a game that fits on a single fucking Xbox 360 DVD.

you could get a 320GB hard drive for less than the cost of the game. and the torrents (edit: of gta4) i've seen aren't rar'd.

If you don't mind me asking, what led to this sudden revelation on your wife's part?

She thinks that it will fill a "spiritual void in her life." She is overworked and I think that this may be a way of coping.

Many thousands of men died to give me that right. Absolutely we can!

But you can't say it on a public broadcast? Anyone now willing to die for that?

I don't know about that one... what is a low income bracket to you? More than $33,950 filing single would be the 25% marginal tax bracket. Most illegals where I live are entrepreneurs or work in construction, both of which pay decently well.

Most illegals I know have multiple kids. I've also noticed, in my area, that many will have many people in one dwelling- meaning the per person property tax payment is much less.

Unapologeticly 'inspired' by Zero Punctuation, but with better visuals. Still funny tho.

Zero Punctuation does it better. This wasn't fast enough.

wait... liberals more libertarian than libertarians? my brain just broke.

Liberalism emphasizes individual liberty.

[I did it first](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7snfq/alternative_pronunciation_of_sonofabitch_click/c07arpz)

[link1](http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?youre01w.wav=you%27re) [link2](http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?my000001.wav=my) [link3](http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?muse0001.wav=muse) [link4](http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?sweet001.wav=sweet) [link5](http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?cheek001.wav=cheek)

How does the amount of government/corporate regulation of daily lives of citizens compare between France and the U.S.?

What is corporate regulation of citizens? The state is the social agency of legitimate force. A corporation is a legal fiction. It can't force people to do anything unless it's somehow allowed to do so by the state. Lots of them are, which might be what you're getting at. But this isn't categorically true. Americans can still generally hire and fire freely, can start businesses without as much red tape. We have a modicum of medical freedom, too. But we have the patriot act. And Bush. So that sucks. I didn't mean to suggest that Americans don't also more and more regulation to be piled on themselves. I was just talking about France specifically. The unsustainability of a "moderate" state still holds true even in America. We'll *either* continue marching toward tyranny, or we'll move toward a more liberal society. It has to move one way or the other. And the momentum a state has to grow larger is nearly irresistible.

A challenger appears! http://x9e.xanga.com/9c888b0622360204167174/z15235390.gif

You win. Augh, my childhood. It burns.

Yeah-------->Hell.

What the...that's not how the song goes!

F**k off you self excusing Zionazi schmuck.

No need to insult people.

We mistake trash for food all the time, why would they be any different?

case in point: Taco Bell's Big Bell Box Meal©

A blournal?

If that ever becomes a real word, you may visit me in the cemetery, because I'd have died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the face.

Same way Family Mattress was before they had to call in the Urkel.

There was Family Matters without Urkel? Serious question, I've never heard of such a thing. So I looked it up and you are correct. Good day to you.

How is that an abuse of reddit?

It's karma whoring and it's against reddiquite.

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I would never laugh - I would massage and kiss it for as long as you'll let me though!

Police dog = an officer of the law Sneezing on one is enough to get an assault charge.

This has always greatly annoyed me. Since dogs are not considered persons under the law, a dog should no more be considered an officer of the law any more than their car should be.

Why green? I'd have thought a type 3 civ would end up looking extreme infrared, or even longer wavelength. (ie, "using up" the energy, releasing very high entropy forms of it, not letting lower entropy, ie, usable forms of the energy escape. ie, lots of long wavelength photons scattering every which way has higher entropy than a few high energy photons)

Savage figured any light passing through the life-filled (green foliage, etc.) artificial habitats surrounding many stars in a settled galaxy might take on a greenish tinge to observers-- if aliens colonized their galaxy along the same lines Savage proposed for humanity.

If you don't know the answer to a question, then say "I don't know the answer." Making shit up (or accepting someone else's fabrication) is not cool. The universe doesn't care what you can imagine.

I agree. Someone needs to spread the word.

Same here. All the smart people are INTJs.

Isaac Newton, Niels Bohr, 'nuff said

I don't see how it's the same plan considering that the crucifiction and resurrection are never mentioned by God in the Old Testament. If God had told them this detail maybe the Jews would believe today. God explicitly tells them that their nation will be lifted up and their temple rebuilt. Instead, both are destroyed. Did Jesus fail in his capacity as messiah for the Jews?

[Here](http://www.arabicbible.com/islam/crucifixion_of_jesus_christ.htm) and [here](http://www.konig.org/messianic.htm) and [here](http://www.followtherabbi.com/Brix?pageID=1667). Those are simply 3 from the first page of google results. Many Jews did convert- including a number of their priests. That's why the letter to the Hebrews was written. Their nation was lifted up. The temple was rebuilt- Jesus is the Temple. That's why He said it could be torn down and rebuilt in three days. Nope. He is the Messiah, and He did a perfect job. It's not on Him that only some Jews converted- it was (and is) their choice.

I wanted to punch a kitten after reading that...

Then my work here is done.

please put a .pdf warning

If you're using firefox I highly recommend installing [link alert](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3199) to prevent this from ever being a problem.

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A regular disposable rasor will do a perfect job down there. The skin is supple and easy to shave, but do it in the shower. I've never cut sac yet. I've never had my sac waxed, so I can't speak to the efficacy of that.

It's hard. I feel like I need to take a class before I can even play it without failing miserably.

Hence the motto: losing is fun! But seriously, the wiki should help you get through the first winter (after some trial and error). After that it's a much bigger sandbox.

How about this theory: people don't revolt because things are really not that fucking bad, you idiots, plus people are complacent with their tv and movies and video games and such, and, lastly, and maybe most importantly, the people talking about having a revolution are a bunch of fucking talkers who wouldn't possibly understand how to handle a gun or engage in successful warfare with a very powerful military and police force, and as soon as their political science 101 class lets out they have a big old fucking bong hit and forget about it until midnight and they've sobered up and they're reading reddit and remember that they're supposed to pretend to be outraged. How about that?

You've said exactly all the things that will get you a downvote, at least here on reddit. And just for that, upvoted!

Apparently one minute and twenty-five seconds.

I never have really wrestled anybody really (other than your mother) so I clocked in at 1:13.

Too much detail.

i take it that you just ate a Prude Danish? ...i've always had a bit of a crush on **[Claire Danes](http://www.geocities.com/jasonbotherway/images/claire9_1024x768.jpg )**, but, well, ya know i'm married an' all....

I just watched Oldboy last week. What a horribly awesome movie. Just make sure to watch it with Korean audio and English subtitles.

Are there really people who watched dubbed movies if a subtitled version is available?

Actually I remember back in 2000 that Bush and Gore were both pretty funny at this dinner as well. Before he became the Dark Lord Bush had a pretty good sense of humor.

Bush still does have a great sense of humor. He's a good man with good intentions, just totally obtuse when it comes to implementation and too quick on the trigger, and easily manipulated. He's not an evil man, just a terrible, terrible president.

I love how Ron Paul can deliver such a swift, yet delicate backhand to his opponents. If only there were more who possessed his frankness & clear logic. =(

"Frankness & clear logic" buys neither votes nor lobbyist money.

Cleveland native and Cavs fan here. I actually laughed out loud when I read that. ...although, if any one could have, LeBron's on the short list.

I'm also a Cleveland native....I'm pretty sure that the only decent things that have come out of Cleveland (in my life time) are: LeBron James, Bone Thugs N' Harmony, and Great Lakes beer.... edit: I'm also very drunk since it's memorial day..so excuse the misspellings.

Seems reasonable

I manage a large pizzeria, and this is definitely the norm in the industry. There are areas where a driver is guaranteed to at least be harassed and possibly robbed. Why would a driver agree to take a delivery to an area like that, and why would I risk his safety for a $10 pizza? People who live in these areas don't even try to order pizza because they already know nobody will deliver there. It's not exactly shocking news to them.

I believe it's a real proceeding, but his behavior is 100% influenced by the fact that it's a show. He was probably coached throughout to bring out his natural charm. The judge's closing statement to camera was a concise soundbite definitely prompted by instructional dialogue. No biggie. Its just weird to see a rider without a helmet.

So am I the only one concerned about the fact that the commercial interests of the television producers are allowed such a strong influence over the proceedings of this court of law?

I may watch this later, but the first Zeitgeist movie was full of a bunch of shit that just wasn't true. Make sure you fact check anything this film claims that just seems too weird.

I'd like you to prove it. With facts, please. Otherwise you're less credible than the film.

Just in case you are as dumb as I am: 100 is most influential. I voted 1 thinking that this would put him higher in the rankings because obviously a top spot in the top 100 would be 1 right? I know I'm retarded, just wanted to make sure no one else did the same thing

Yeah their voting system is completely fucked up. On the front page they rank based on average rating. And then when you're voting it says ranking but it's actually rating. Somebody fucked up. I wouldn't trust the results anymore.

Wow. Jamie Hyneman looks like a walrus? Dr Phil looks like a walrus? How incredibly perceptive. Thank you for sharing.

*I* am the Walrus.

Confusion

By Calvin Klein

That thing reads like a glorified PR advertisement for Lucid.

Exactly. I'm surprised redditors voted up something so obviously commercial.

Dear Reddit, Please never used the term "penis crush" ever again. In any context. Thank you.

Yeah... it turns me on when I need it the least.

Read the article.

I did read the article. I read it again just now to make sure I didn't miss something. Why is a comedienne in Hollywood, confirming they are gay without ever denying it before a "news" article?

Why not try both sides of the spectrum? Read C.S. Lewis' Mere Christianity and read Richard Dawkin's The God Delusion. See which one resonates.

I can see why they call you "Differentiate."

I'm betting that this would have been the demo prize too. Both classes lose health by sticky/rocket jumping so it makes sense.

It could also be possible that there's another entirely different unlock for the demo. Valve would then release it in a future update once we forgotten about the war.

The internet--like, the whole internet--is being blanketed with these disgusting ads that show the before and after for some weight loss medicine or some shit. It's really nasty, because the before photo makes me want to vomit and it's everywhere.

ah. got adblock plus here so no problems for me.

Eh. I think the only good Batman movie of the previous cycle was the first one.

And even that one is kinda eh. The story was campy, the writing weak, and the acting sub-par. Even Jack Nicholson, who usually excels at playing a psycho, didn't really fit the role of the Joker very well. It also completely missed the point of Batman's motivation by making his parents' killer the Joker. I liked Tim Burton's visual style, but that's really the only good thing I can say for the movie. Well, that and it served as the jumping off point for Batman: The Animated Series.

She was asked 3 times to specifically name a newspaper or magazine she reads and she never managed to answer the question. All of them? She reads every newspaper and magazine in existence? The thing that pisses me off most about Palin is she can't give a straight answer to a question even when someone asks the same question 3 times. Couric could sit there for an hour asking her to name a specific newspaper she reads and Palin would never actually answer the question.

Bu, bu, bu, but, conservatives are thrilled. Doesn't that make you feel bouyant, ebullient, touched, moved, and inspired?

my favorite is http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Has_Lil_Wayne_shot_anyone&alreadyAsked=1&rtitle=Has_lil_wayne_shot_anybody

Y-M-E for young money entertainment.

I *LOVE* Pterodactyl Pussy!

And I *LOVE* alliteration!

Before you get too excited, they didn't say *who* would suck you off...

To quote ADC, "Does it matta?"

She doesn't know how to pick a secret question. The question was about where she met her husband. The answer was Wassila High which was found by guessing.

does yahoo allow to have custom secret question? I know gmail does, but I remember that a bunch webmails before gmail appeared only allowed predefined questions.

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You have hair in your vagina?

WTF are you talking about? *Everyone* knows diamond is the hardest metal known to man. Here's something to think about: what if a car made out of diamonds runs into a wall made out of diamonds‽

apparently according to this [source](http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-hardest-metal.htm) a type of carbon steel alloy is...

You mean: The funniest commercial and mainstream Black men of all time. There is another list that has people on it that are funnier than these cats like Paul Mooney.

upmodded for use of the word "cats"

I can be seen here in a rare moment outside, away from my fucking computer. http://picasaweb.google.com/jwbernier/ProfilePicsAndSuch#5282443662395118498

You look like James Mercer http://www.undertheradarmag.com/Shins%20James%20Mercer%20news%201.jpg

She's from some British magazine; they find cute girls on myspace or something and then get them to do a photoshoot. Don't remember her name. But I do have some more. [Here's another.](http://www.g-pic.com/images/noqkirktk8doizk2ml.jpg) [And another.](http://www.g-pic.com/images/xkdzy4k8q5g6eu3qfohq.jpg) [And another.](http://www.g-pic.com/images/bl56z0n6ev7ii7og59e.jpg) [And another.](http://www.g-pic.com/images/10-qtj2whi7ugrolgzcbge.jpg) [And another.](http://www.g-pic.com/images/11-bp1ynpngpqr57xvp960.jpg) [And another.](http://www.g-pic.com/images/12-l2mdrc055jtelqisztm.jpg) [And another.](http://www.g-pic.com/images/13-dzqo40c20rnbolj1o35.jpg)

or http://photo.funtema.ru/post/090908/jones/1.jpg 2..3..4..to http://photo.funtema.ru/post/090908/jones/14.jpg

Ok, here, I just stopped believing in God because of your post. That seems to be the only honest answer you guys will take... How can you say there's no honest answers, seriously? Oh, right, it's because of your presupposition that only a "Right, I should stop believing" answer is honest.

More like, not a single Christian has made a post explaining why their experiences are more valid than any other persons experiences. I have been asking this question to religious people for ten years and have never gotten a direct answer.

I would love to play Wal-Mart bingo, but I can't for the life of me find a Wal-Mart anywhere... *walks out back door* Oh. Let's go play in the back yard, kids! /fuck wal-mart

What?

How do you know?

Partly because the hysteria over CP resembles the McCarthyism of not so long ago.

Pretty much everyone has a different definition of god. How's one decide if a definition is idiosyncratic or not? I like to decide if it's useful or not instead, personally. Sure, if your god is a toaster, I can agree the toaster exists, it makes toast. I just won't agree it's a useful to term it god, and won't use it myself. Pretty much the same as the 'god is love' definition that some people use... it's not useful.

Did you read the article? We can indeed find a non-idiosyncratic definition of god right in the dictionary that we call all agree to use - the ultimate reality. Starting from that shared point of reference we can have productive conversations.

But 50 in octal is 40 in decimal. I think you meant hexadecimal (72 in decimal).

Groan, I know I wanted my comment to be funny. I guess I should have read the spec better before I started coding, it... ;)

Niles Crane.

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're callin' again.

So when can we start turning troll posts and politicians into energy?

Thats not a bad idea. Most people are buried in a coffin, just attach hoses together from all the coffins at a cemetery and you can get energy from dead people!

Quickly! Retreat to Def Jux and Sub Pop!

Sub Pop is 49% owned by Time Warner, by the way. Not exactly indie.

Yeah but killing a bear with a stick (note: A pissed off mother bear) is still quite the achievement. I was going to say "Killing any bear with a stick.." but then realized Koala bears and Pandas aren't really going to rip the back of your neck off. (edit due to typo!)

Koalas aren't bears, and don't put it past a Giant Panda, especially if you start it and you don't have a gun.

Too many allergic reactions.

Maybe you should use bacon grease instead of the oil, then.

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gtfo plx

this is pretty tame and if i saw it at work i would not be worried. the problem is that nudity is now seen as taboo. why? it's a human body and we all have one.

I have two. But don't tell anyone.

If this is really true it must be massively ineffective. All my e-mails are encrypted, even server to server. What about all the VPN traffic? Now if they could use that information to prevent Nigerian scams...

You're not the guy they're looking for. 99% of everybody is a much softer target. Apart from that, you should assume that they're storing all your connection info (who are you connecting to, and when) and maybe even all your encrypted traffic (so they can read it if/when they've got your secret), unless it has a huge volume, or they know for sure you're boring. Apart from that, NSA could offer the awesomest RBL service ever. But that would be showing their cards.

I'm talking specifically about the rdos test. The process of its creation is much more in-depth than the random online IQ tests that litter the net. I'd say it's even more accurate than the official DSM-IV that professionals use.

One of the reasons I don't like tests like that is because just by knowing the definitions/symptoms of Aspergers beforehand (and certainly, most people who take the test do), you can effectively answer each question as to give you a high Aspie score. I suspect that subconsciously, some people would like to convince themselves that they have Aspergers (or at least a minor form of it) in order to fall back on that, or for some other reason. Tests need to be created in a way that disguises what each answer represents so that someone who is subconsciously biased cannot sway their score.

"No state would execute a baby -- well, maybe Texas." -- The Simpsons

Its amazing how the pro-life states are so pro-life to the unborn, but once you've walked around for 16 years or so, killing is the state's prerogative.

Naaah...him using "good night and good luck" seems to me like Obama wearing Lincoln's hat once he's sworn into office. Even if he's just as good or better than Lincoln, it's still........arg.

To be fair, Lincoln had an enviable hat.

And he raises them with auto-parent?

We just call it "TV" now.

Wait! This looks like a job for *interrobang!* To the interrobangmobile!

Eh. I like the fact that he used an interrobang in the title, but I don't like how he used it. It doesn't quite fit that sentence.

Like [this one?](http://truckbearingkibble.com/comic/2007/12/14/sweet-talker/)

so is [this](http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=160) an acceptable response?

I'm thinking about it from the cheated-on person's point of view. If I have been in a serious committed relationship for many years, and then my significant other has literally just 1 night of drunken sex (not 2 or 3, literally just 1 coitus session), then I would not want to know about it. And I would feel like she was being an especially selfish bastard for telling me about it to make herself feel better even though it would terribly hurt me in the process.

That is very weird to me. I want to know everything... a single kiss would be a serious issue for me. Are you a male or female? The women I know take emotional cheating much more seriously than physical cheating