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13fplbo | I would help alot of people because I've broke alot of people's hearts...not because looking forgiveness but because it would help someone's life better and who knows the direction that there life would have went...the say money amps the person's personality...example...bad person ...worse...good person better...I'm not sure...if I was in that position...I genuinely would help them...those that were like me...are like me ...if they had it to give ...they wouldn't have the problems to fix.... | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:04:00 |
13fplbo | Realistically… a bottle of Prosecco from Aldi | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:04:56 |
13fplbo | A whole cake that I would eat all by myself while I am planning of things to buy and things to do. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:05:12 |
13fplbo | Go to the doctor and get some basic healthcare needs | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:06:41 |
13fplbo | I'll tell you what I'd do man... two chicks at the same time, man. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:10:11 |
13fplbo | I was a collegiate athlete, a swimmer, but a college athlete nonetheless. I was friends with a guy who got drafted into the NFL. I asked him what he did when he got his signing bonus. He said he went to the bank and tried to withdraw $1 million cash, but apparently, that's more than they keep in the bank. So he had to put in an order for it and he came by a few days later to pick it up. He then got himself a hotel room, didn't tell anyone where he was, locked himself in it, put the do not distrub sign up, and basically made it as private as possible. He said he spent the next several hours making it rain on himself. For those unaware, that means he took the money and threw it in the air, and let it fall over him. He also made "snow angels" in the piles of cash. He gathered all the money up the next day, went back to the bank, and deposited it back in his account.
I would do that. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:18:57 |
13fplbo | Buy more lottery tickets | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:19:53 |
13fplbo | Buy my mother-in-law a house | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:21:33 |
13fplbo | Hire a lawyer. Help out family and a couple of close friends. Buy a house and only let certain people know where it is. Change my phone number/email address. Put a bunch of it in GIC’s and try and live off the interest for the rest of my life. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:28:31 |
13fplbo | Pay off my debts, investing and help others(depending on how much is the money after tax) | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:32:56 |
13fplbo | Pay off any debts and such. Hire a storage unit and prepay it for a year. Store anything I could not bear to lose. Sell /donate/ give away/ toss everything else. Vanish for a year long world travel to avoid the groups who would sprout up looking for money. After the year, return and live a nice quiet comfortable life. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:35:28 |
13fplbo | Give large amounts to family and friends. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:37:38 |
13fplbo | Fund my cosplays | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:38:34 |
13fplbo | Hire a team of mute Yakuza assassins to deliver a long awaited slow painful revenge on a few people… then lobster on the beach. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:40:28 |
13fplbo | Buy gold and crypto while the money still has some value. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:42:07 |
13fplbo | Crush debt. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:42:26 |
13fplbo | Buy as many properties as possible and reduce the cost of rent to be the real-estate anticrisis | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:45:04 |
13fplbo | Pay off my house and keep living as I do. Find atleast 1 random person every day to give some to. $100~. Money is a burden | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:46:21 |
13fplbo | Extra side of guac at chipotle | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:49:43 |
13fplbo | Open my own school. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:53:34 |
13fplbo | I'd go on vacation to Costa Rica and contemplate what I should do with the money | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:00:39 |
13fplbo | Not buy a forehead diamond like that rapper dude did a few years ago. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:07:00 |
13fplbo | Buy out the moderator's of r/askreddit. I want to be the one that harvests all of your kinks and secrets. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:18:46 |
13fplbo | Pay off me and my Mom's student loans | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:23:19 |
13fplbo | Honestly, I'd move. But that's because my neighbors are the absolute worst and a great source of some very deep and crippling anxiety.
I'll do the responsible and ethical stuff with it afterwards | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:33:09 |
13fplbo | Plot of land, house, car. Isolate myself from the world. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:42:13 |
13fplbo | Fix my pipes, fix both cars, get flooring down upstairs, move the bathroom wall and put a new bath in, maybe get dormers in the loft so my boys didn’t need to share a room | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:45:42 |
13fplbo | Pay my taxes. Get an investor | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:55:51 |
13fplbo | Buy a suit. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:57:01 |
13fplbo | Probably write my parents a check to retire. Then start planning my dream home | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 00:04:11 |
13fplbo | Paying Taxes | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 00:20:36 |
13fplbo | Buy protection from the irs | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 00:45:25 |
13fplbo | Buy myself a coffin those 6 planks are expensive as fu** | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 00:59:24 |
13fplbo | Buy a burner phone, then shut off my current phone. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 01:06:12 |
13fplbo | Pay taxes so I get that off my back very first | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 01:14:43 |
13fplbo | Hire a financial advisor. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 01:17:25 |
13fplbo | I would buy an abandoned walmart and filll that thing up with every car / truck ever wanted of course after I paid off all my bills | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 01:23:25 |
13fplbo | I would place it in several "micro credit banks". They offer the garanty that you can ALWAYS get your money back if you ask for it.. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 01:47:49 |
13fplbo | Buy a car and invest some money, keep the rest in my bank account
Then go to work the next morning | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 02:15:22 |
13fplbo | Take a 3 week vacation with my husband as we contemplate the financial advice we were given. Come back, pay some bills off, redo my patio, update the bathrooms and then shop my butt off at net-a-porter | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 02:18:38 |
13fplbo | Pay off my debt/house, retire (I’m almost at that age), and invest; then live my best life traveling. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 03:15:02 |
13fplbo | Make my children wealthier | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 03:40:47 |
13fplbo | Ask mom how much she wants | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 05:22:21 |
13fplbo | Buy a nice as car… | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 06:27:41 |
13fplbo | Sleep in for like 2 weeks | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-13 07:08:46 |
13fpkpb | Wow, that's quite a thought! I would be 129 years old if I made it to the January of 2100, and it would feel surreal. On one hand, I am amazed by the idea of living that long; on the other hand, I am also a bit apprehensive about it as I'm not sure if my body and mind will be able to keep up. Nevertheless, it is an exciting prospect! | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:18:51 |
13fpkpb | I'd be 101, with my current mindset why tf am I not dead already would be my thoughts, but who knows what my mind will deteriorate into and will be thinking of by that time. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:20:43 |
13fpkpb | In January I would still be 98 and waiting for the beautiful double 9 in August. Then I would probably let myself die because it is way too many years to be alive, unless medicine has made amazing progresses and I can be as fit as a 50/60-year old at 100. But I doubt that, and I will probably be in hazardous shape when I'll be a century old :D | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:21:40 |
13fpkpb | I'd be 119. I probably would be thinking "oh my back" "oh my knees" etc along those lines | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:25:11 |
13fpkpb | i’d be 102 so it’s possible, i’ve had a few relatives who have lived that long even 100 years prior. would be interesting i think | 0 | False | true | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:17:58 |
13fpkpb | I would be in my late 90's. I can probably do that. I'm pretty healthy. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:20:39 |
13fpkpb | 94, I think it possible, I think I’m healthy and I have people in my family who lived over 100 | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:21:21 |
13fpkpb | exactly 100
i dont think i will make it to that long…i mean who does? | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:19:55 |
13fpkpb | 118. Hopefully I’ll still look the same | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:20:10 |
13fpkpb | I could make to Jan of 2100, but that will make me 109 years old. Not impossible, but its a pretty short list of people that make it to that age. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:25:31 |
13fpkpb | 100 and I’d be pondering why I lived to be so damn old | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:39:37 |
13fpkpb | You're not going to trick me into doing math. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:41:20 |
13fpkpb | 101, and I don't want to be cursed with that much longevity. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:27:38 |
13fpkpb | I'd be 122. FTS. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:34:25 |
13fpkpb | 135, probably wouldn't know what is going on | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:40:41 |
13fpk40 | A guy jump off a building and splat. (Job related) | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:17:08 |
13fpk40 | You really needed a shower. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:21:42 |
13fpk40 | [removed] | 0 | False | false | 1 | 7 | 2023-05-12 19:21:48 |
13fpjph | When animals die in movies | 0 | False | false | 4 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:16:55 |
13fpjph | Hunger | 0 | False | false | 3 | 2 | 2023-05-12 19:17:27 |
13fpjph | Hope itself is an irrational emotion | 0 | False | false | 0 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:26:42 |
13fpjph | When I stub my toe | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:17:17 |
13fpjph | “i’m calling your mom”
my life comes to an end every time 💀 | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:46:34 |
13fpjph | This song :
Je Veux - Zaz | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:35:56 |
13fpjph | Songs about dead pets. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:49:40 |
13fpi86 | You have nothing to lose by applying and giving it a shot. You’ve got an uphill climb though and it’s an especially tough time for entry level. | 0 | False | false | 6 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:24:37 |
13fpi86 | do you know anything about data structures and algorithms? do you write tests for your projects? have you created documentation? | 0 | False | false | 4 | 2 | 2023-05-12 19:32:40 |
13fpi86 | You can always apply to jobs and see how it goes. The interviews (good or bad) should give you some idea of where your skill level is and what types of things you may need to work on. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:54:27 |
13fpi86 | Are you willing to try? You shouldn't need our permission. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 2 | 2023-05-12 20:00:06 |
13fpi77 | Meat thermometer. | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:22:19 |
13fpi77 | Knife Sharpening Steel | 0 | False | false | 0 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:24:13 |
13fpi77 | My Santoku is my best tool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5_keA8Agxk | 0 | False | false | -1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:17:13 |
13fpi77 | Spoonula | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:15:05 |
13fpi77 | Can opener. Got to get in dem cans. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 2 | 2023-05-12 19:15:25 |
13fpi77 | Paring knife | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:15:44 |
13fpi77 | Knife | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:16:43 |
13fpi77 | Pan | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:27:23 |
13fpi77 | A meat thermometer. Seriously, buy one. You can get them cheap and they prevent all the guesswork and over/under cooking of meat. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:35:17 |
13fpi77 | Recently got one of those potato peeling tools. Game changer.... | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:36:17 |
13fpi77 | tongs | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:39:57 |
13fpi77 | Thermapen | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:42:59 |
13fpi77 | Silicone egg cups. Great for poaching or microwaving. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:03:26 |
13fpi77 | Automatic can opener. Helps with multitasking so much! | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:05:04 |
13fpi77 | veggie steamer
I cook a wide number of things in this contraption. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:46:10 |
13fpi1y | Heather Swanson | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:18:05 |
13fpi1y | The brown noise | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:18:10 |
13fpi1y | The cause of Covid | 0 | False | false | 1 | 2 | 2023-05-12 19:15:34 |
13fphym | Shrek 2 | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:14:38 |
13fphym | The Godfather I | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:17:05 |
13fphym | Tron Legacy | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:21:28 |
13fphym | The warriors | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:22:16 |
13fphym | Scarface | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:09:48 |
13fphvu | 9/11 — Checking in at the airport was so much better before 01' | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:17:51 |
13fphvu | Failed out of medschool because I loathed it and decided to do what I wanted to do and not what other people wanted me to do.
Two lines on a pregnancy test.
I got sick right after I gave birth to my son | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:19:41 |
13fphvu | Nearly died to methamphetamine | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:23:33 |