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programmerhumor | NotATypicalTeen | jftiov0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Take the prompt and answer using another chatGPT window, inception<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody should have two GPTs play a game of chess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think someone tried that, after doing a normal opening it started doing so many illegal... | 118 |
programmerhumor | nice6942069 | jfu4mkf | <|sols|><|sot|>Revenge <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mn7kk15oq9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's so crazy what humans can come up with these days! They might be able to replace AI soon<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, they are still making a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes<|eor|><|sor|>Your corect:<|eor|><|sor|>What about his corect? ... | 113 |
programmerhumor | eQSupreme | v4kaxb | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,107 |
programmerhumor | zexodus | ib4xdv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,520 |
programmerhumor | iamdestroyerofworlds | ib4ntfe | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Minor changes." (+23642, -45799)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,262 |
programmerhumor | MitchellUwU | ib4wt6i | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -am "oops" (+126, -382794)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | Jazzlike_Scene4403 | ib4zsrk | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>I name my game saves at major checkpoints for reference.
Someone should write a script to git commit... | 797 |
programmerhumor | Jazzlike_Scene4403 | ib4zwus | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>I name my game saves at major checkpoints for reference.
Someone should write a script to git commit... | 372 |
programmerhumor | StoryAndAHalf | ib4mzxa | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"fixed typo"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | TCreopargh | ib4zjzb | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My commit history:
Add things
fix
fix2
1
asjfeknfmd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | bilinmeyenuzayli | ib51g8z | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>meanwhile me:
git commit -am "detailed description of commit" (+3, -1)
every 2 minutes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | WearMental2618 | ib53a5e | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>I name my game saves at major checkpoints for reference.
Someone should write a script to git commit... | 302 |
programmerhumor | LukeBomber | ib4zkol | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git commit -am "oops" (+126, -382794)<|eor|><|sor|>"I tried fixing it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | infinityola | ib4m3st | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also force push to dev. Your senior going to love that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Scrial | ib51fik | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>I name my game saves at major checkpoints for reference.
Someone should write a script to git commit... | 200 |
programmerhumor | jfb1337 | ib51zbg | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe part of the problem we can't bring this habit to programming is the fact that we have to name our changes.<|eor|><|sor|>after all, naming things is one of the two hardest things about computer science (along with cache in... | 172 |
programmerhumor | miraidensetsu | ib52k45 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Minor changes." (+23642, -45799)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>git blame someone-else<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | elzaidir | ib528k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The duality of programmers : ctrl+s every 5 seconds, commit once a day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | fosyep | ib50u1x | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also force push to dev. Your senior going to love that.<|eor|><|sor|>That's not allowed in many projects. Can only force push to your feature branch, and merge via PR with at least two approvals<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | Zerodriven | ib52uxd | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>meanwhile me:
git commit -am "detailed description of commit" (+3, -1)
every 2 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>One of my team does this and it annoys the shit out of me because it feels like people spend more time writing commit mes... | 144 |
programmerhumor | qhxo | ib4va4r | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have one project where every single commit message (literally, I checked) by the dude who's done most of the work is some variation of `...`, `,,,` or `;,.`. And in another, almost every commit by one of the dudes is "temp s... | 125 |
programmerhumor | Dreadweave | ib538ef | <|sols|><|sot|>I cant help it <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upwx8r9ibk391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Minor changes." (+23642, -45799)<|eor|><|sor|>Removing unused functions (+37)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | shirva123 | 11686ej | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,054 |
programmerhumor | BadNadeYeeter | j95oms7 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,824 |
programmerhumor | Antilles34 | j95szst | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,604 |
programmerhumor | opmrcrab | j95mx26 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've been working in the software field for 15 years. I have a university degree in software engineering and several certificated in a mixed state of expiry. I've worked on everything from Windows Media Ser... | 2,133 |
programmerhumor | w1n5t0nM1k3y | j95hs5j | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like 80% of the people in here are at most freshman in comp sci.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,046 |
programmerhumor | Emotional_Sir_65110 | j95xm6v | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just fancy abstracted electrician work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,998 |
programmerhumor | gay_for_glaceons | j95kzxl | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>There are actual programmers on this sub?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,893 |
programmerhumor | shirva123 | j95vnkt | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|soopr|>The only coding experience i have is copying a game code from brackeys while followin... | 1,042 |
programmerhumor | malsomnus | j95oudi | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>There are actual programmers on this sub?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yes, "I don't understand how pointers work" and "I don't understand implicit type coercion" are the identifying marks of actual programmers. Real pr... | 848 |
programmerhumor | TurboGranny | j961tbu | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like 80% of the people in here are at most freshman in comp sci.<|eor|><|sor|>As an old programmer, I absolutely love watching the new kids learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | BadNadeYeeter | j95yq2m | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just fancy abstracted electrician work.<|eor|><|sor|>Logic itself is just a large array of 'Nand's and negations.<|eor|><|e... | 784 |
programmerhumor | shirva123 | j95ysat | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|soopr|>The only coding experience i have is copying a game code from brackeys while followin... | 522 |
programmerhumor | Strange_guy_9546 | j95rvub | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've been working in the software field for 15 years. I have a university degree in software engineering and several certificated in a mixed state of expiry. I've worked on everything from Windows Media Ser... | 443 |
programmerhumor | 0VER1DE567 | j95yb70 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|soopr|>The only coding experience i have is copying a game code from brackeys while followin... | 412 |
programmerhumor | OKsagittarian | j963x2j | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a professional programmer, by which I mean some fools pay me to do it, not that I actually know much.<|eor|><|soopr|>The only coding experience i have is copying a game code from brackeys while followin... | 317 |
programmerhumor | indiefatiguable | j965nhr | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Professional dev of 5 years checking in. A lot of the technical memes go over my head, especially because so much of it is language-dependent. If you don't know the language being poked at, you don't get th... | 292 |
programmerhumor | nfitzen | j96sxpj | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just fancy abstracted electrician work.<|eor|><|sor|>Logic itself is just a large array of 'Nand's and negations.<|eor|><|s... | 263 |
programmerhumor | bookon | j968la7 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like 80% of the people in here are at most freshman in comp sci.<|eor|><|sor|>As an old programmer, I absolutely love watching the new kids learn.<|eor|><|sor|>I want to bore them with tale... | 232 |
programmerhumor | malsomnus | j965ocy | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>There are actual programmers on this sub?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yes, "I don't understand how pointers work" and "I don't understand implicit type coercion" are the identifying marks of actual programmers. Real pr... | 210 |
programmerhumor | DavideoGamer55 | j96wmvq | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Laughs in Electrician who has no idea why he is here*<|eor|><|sor|>Programming is just fancy abstracted electrician work.<|eor|><|sor|>Logic itself is just a large array of 'Nand's and negations.<|eor|><|s... | 182 |
programmerhumor | DTrombett | j95orz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>thought i should post this meme here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ug5lgn15r4ja1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Define "actual programmer"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | tadashi4 | x418w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47,045 |
programmerhumor | RanththeExplorer | imsl3kx | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,678 |
programmerhumor | TombertSE | imsu843 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it... | 2,308 |
programmerhumor | _Weyland_ | imssauj | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I guess the English equivalent of "int main()" is "I got this app idea"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,689 |
programmerhumor | Apprehensive_Bug_826 | imsk02b | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ooof, making that game is gonna be a long journey for this one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | Apprehensive_Bug_826 | imsm9dp | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, me too! If we can find a couple more people weve practically got a game studio!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,261 |
programmerhumor | SausageBuscuit | imspro4 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Somaybe a text-based game?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | gazm2k5 | imstxpc | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Somaybe a text-based game?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean a book?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 736 |
programmerhumor | tadashi4 | imskvvc | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ooof, making that game is gonna be a long journey for this one.<|eor|><|soopr|>At least he knows *English*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 692 |
programmerhumor | tadashi4 | imsvpgv | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it... | 608 |
programmerhumor | DontAskMyName120 | imtptv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it... | 589 |
programmerhumor | wyldcraft | imsml6t | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Blueperson's claim of English proficiency is unproven.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | DraakjeYoblama | imt99ad | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I guess the English equivalent of "int main()" is "I got this app idea"<|eor|><|sor|>>Can you guys recommend some game ideas
Blueperson doesn't even have that yet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | SteveisNoob | imsv1a5 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, me too! If we can find a couple more people weve practically got a game studio!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too, sign me up please!<|eor|><|eols|... | 465 |
programmerhumor | PlaidBastard | imstg37 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Running a game in English is called 'playing dungeons and dragons.'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | Matt_Dragoon | imsz5bs | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Somaybe a text-based game?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mean a book?<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but visual novels are basically books with images. Also there's Choice of Games which are basically chose your own adventure ... | 308 |
programmerhumor | Apprehensive_Bug_826 | imsli4p | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ooof, making that game is gonna be a long journey for this one.<|eor|><|soopr|>At least he knows *English*<|eoopr|><|sor|>English isnt even great as an actual language!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | craftworkbench | imswbyx | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, me too! If we can find a couple more people weve practically got a game studio!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too, sign me up please!<|eor|><|sor|>... | 301 |
programmerhumor | 4rkal | imt0ace | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too! A good start.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, me too! If we can find a couple more people weve practically got a game studio!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey! I know English too, sign me up please!<|eor|><|sor|>... | 266 |
programmerhumor | new_account_wh0_dis | imtd3wd | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it... | 260 |
programmerhumor | CanAlwaysBeBetter | imthjb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>what language would you recommend?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ptwg6qt3gl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was in middle school, there was a kid who seemed to pride himself on being "edgy". He claimed that he wrote a virus on a computer that would cause the hard drive plate to keep spinning so fast that it... | 234 |
programmerhumor | TheEternalGentleman | 8v024m | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,983 |
programmerhumor | resueman__ | e1jjyx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,131 |
programmerhumor | It_Was_The_Other_Guy | e1jkps1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|sor|>Even if don't do any of those, the platform changes and introduces new bugs for you. It's a bugocalypse.
The only way to win is ... | 1,137 |
programmerhumor | Dreadedsemi | e1jl0m4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Like a house of cards, don't touch any card, just extend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 913 |
programmerhumor | kothiman | e1jk0pg | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|sor|>A bug life<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 674 |
programmerhumor | Magn3144 | e1jlmz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always comment out instead of deleting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | zesterer | e1jm24h | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>`git reset --hard HEAD`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | d0rxy | e1jls6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always comment out instead of deleting<|eor|><|sor|>Unless youre using version control<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | Epicredditskillz | e1jn6mg | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|sor|>A bug life<|eor|><|sor|>I didnt choose the bug life. The bug life chose me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | kagami133 | e1jmfjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Writing code adds bugs. Removing code adds bugs. Fixing bugs adds bugs. Such is life.<|eor|><|sor|>Even if don't do any of those, the platform changes and introduces new bugs for you. It's a bugocalypse.
The only way to win is ... | 200 |
programmerhumor | ric2b | e1jnbqv | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>No way your extensively written unit tests would pass this.<|eor|><|sor|>>extensively written unit tests
Yep, I'm clearly on r/programmerhumor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | xdeadly_godx | e1jm0va | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always comment out instead of deleting<|eor|><|sor|>Unless youre using version control<|eor|><|sor|>*makes a new folder called "project_bak"*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | die-maus | e1jmele | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Like a house of cards, don't touch any card, just extend.<|eor|><|sor|>But the tests still pass, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | ApostOnReddit | e1jlk9k | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>CTRL + Z<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | Attila_22 | e1jm9qh | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Comment it out first. Make sure it runs, then delete it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | PublicSealedClass | e1jmr9e | <|sols|><|sot|>Kill me now :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xxeyh0e833711.gif<|eol|><|sor|>`git reset --hard HEAD`<|eor|><|sor|>I have a dev who sees this as a last resort. When I asked him why, he had like 200 files changed in his repo since his last commit...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | The_Sad_Memer | wdsj2y | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46,807 |
programmerhumor | Sabathius23 | iik80b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,033 |
programmerhumor | titanfall3enjoyer | iiksbfb | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 2,245 |
programmerhumor | Jebus-san91 | iikbyjl | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm British and it's one of them things you look back and think FFS the man helped crack the enigma code and contribute towards the war and despite your backwards (to this days ) standards views you couldn't just tur... | 1,711 |
programmerhumor | beefshitz | iik4njh | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To make up for the treatment of Alan Turing, the British created Henry Cavill to cure men of their heterosexuality.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,523 |
programmerhumor | coldnebo | iil4zzz | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>yeah unfortunately this post is the saddest part of the short history of computer science. absolutely no hum... | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | Lorenzi97 | iiks2zn | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He saved the world and the British government thanked him by killing him, then posthumously "pardoning" him for the most god-awful crime of \**gasp*\* being himself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,078 |
programmerhumor | Orangutanion | iiksmtk | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>it's e... | 986 |
programmerhumor | Stevens97 | iim32t5 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>You sa... | 818 |
programmerhumor | shadeblack | iikm0f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read this as:
The **second** World War II ???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 805 |
programmerhumor | titanfall3enjoyer | iikt6tp | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>it's e... | 685 |
programmerhumor | orangeoliviero | iikmoei | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly wonder what we would have in this world if those shitlords hadn't taken him out so soon.
The guy invented modern computers and cracked the Enigma Code. All before 40.
Imagine if he'd lived another 40 year... | 614 |
programmerhumor | Pushnikov | iikh2mg | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm British and it's one of them things you look back and think FFS the man helped crack the enigma code and contribute towards the war and despite your backwards (to this days ) standards views you couldn't just tur... | 513 |
programmerhumor | New-Appeal4197 | iikh18t | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To make up for the treatment of Alan Turing, the British created Henry Cavill to cure men of their heterosexuality.<|eor|><|sor|>We also put him on the 50 pound note and pardoned him after his death (ruled as suicide ... | 451 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Mechatronix | iikombh | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read this as:
The **second** World War II ???<|eor|><|sor|>Sir... Please don't give them ideas<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | iikvcgi | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>it's e... | 292 |
programmerhumor | SquirrelsAreAwesome | iikuut7 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He saved the world and the British government thanked him by killing him, then posthumously "pardoning" him for the most god-awful crime of \**gasp*\* being himself.<|eor|><|sor|>The "pardon" is all about making sure ... | 282 |
programmerhumor | titanfall3enjoyer | iim4lk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>You sa... | 265 |
programmerhumor | Zanderax | iilet0w | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Queer coding is when I write a new C++ function.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | A-le-Couvre | iimacq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>he didn't deserve this...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qkfit20y26f91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What was done to Turing was unforgivable. The guy should have been made a Prince, or something.<|eor|><|sor|>>hey you saved all of us
>Wait you don't agree with exactly what we want
>Die
The fuck<|eor|><|sor|>You sa... | 231 |
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