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programmerhumor | pblol | jikatmt | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait wait waaaaiit...
I just got an idea. What if we can direct those people who claim to have a brilliant new app idea or website idea or tech idea to ask chatgpt instead of coming to us?<|eor|><|sor|>Now instead of them te... | 517 |
programmerhumor | DeviousBeevious | jik3rbb | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best part about this is that ChatGPT is probably an excellent tool for learning how to get a website hosted.<|eor|><|sor|>> The reason why you cannot link a website that starts with C:\ to someone is because this type of ... | 509 |
programmerhumor | Esjs | jik1g3c | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Web development jobs: not safe
Web hosting jobs: safe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | Flicki111 | jijww3y | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>jokes on him, it is already unavailable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | HanCurunyr | jikdn9a | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|sor|>It actually is limited by layer 8 between keyboard and chair<|eor|><|sor|>Good ole PEBCAK.<|eor|><|sor|>I also used PICNIC
Pr... | 435 |
programmerhumor | LonePaladin | jika56e | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dude, your job is done for I just made an entire website with todays sponsor: Squarespace!<|eor|><|sor|>I made mine with Raid Shadow Legends, sign up today to get three free new characters!<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to like ... | 424 |
programmerhumor | universal_boi | jik1azu | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Next level of localhost<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | a_devious_compliance | jijxff5 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also Ben:
ChatGPT, please get me the phone number for the internet. I've got an awesome website I need to get listed!<|eor|><|sor|>We can change from ben to Jen also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg<|eor|><|eols|... | 322 |
programmerhumor | -hellkey- | eb2lbc | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,909 |
programmerhumor | Pale_Rider28 | fb1hno0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,687 |
programmerhumor | LordFokas | fb1js02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 2,832 |
programmerhumor | DarkWiiPlayer | fb1ea17 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this how USB works in lisp?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,540 |
programmerhumor | mr___ | fb1qrfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|sor|>USB hub... | 1,411 |
programmerhumor | AlmostButNotQuit | fb1u6xl | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this how USB works in lisp?<|eor|><|sor|>USB in lisp is "you eth bee"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,289 |
programmerhumor | kaimason1 | fb1r3v1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|sor|>USB hub... | 766 |
programmerhumor | puplicy | fb1eqny | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Enough "if"-s to call it AI<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 680 |
programmerhumor | Darxploit | fb1lq74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This also is a good example of how linked lists work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 521 |
programmerhumor | notmeaningful | fb1zv7c | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|sor|>USB hub... | 486 |
programmerhumor | The_Goldy | fb1hxyx | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These are my for loops as Im incrementing through my partners 32-D matrix in Matlab because it makes more sense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | colfrog | fb1g3g1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this how USB works in lisp?<|eor|><|sor|>No the last port has to be left unplugged<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | yonatan8070 | fb1yiuh | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|sor|>USB hub... | 294 |
programmerhumor | atxranchhand | fb1i77s | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what case is for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | RespectableLurker555 | fb1ugf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These are my for loops as Im incrementing through my partners 32-D matrix in Matlab because it makes more sense<|eor|><|sor|>*cries in O(n^32 )*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | Kompakt | fb1vzhz | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what case is for<|eor|><|sor|>Some languages don't have switch statements...looking at you Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | fb1q9b2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this how USB works in lisp?<|eor|><|sor|>No the last port has to be left unplugged<|eor|><|sor|>(did(you(mean(unplugged))))<|eor|><|sor|>(unplugged(mean(you(did))))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | Mackan90095 | fb1si4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>You can actually connect up to 127 ports to a single port and still have it work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | ht99ol | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,736 |
programmerhumor | ConfusedPolatBear | fyfjzvl | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who among us hasn't written code then almost immediately forgotten everything about it? It's entirely possible he wrote the library then promptly erased it from his mind to make room for more important things, like pizza, or ... | 5,594 |
programmerhumor | warpedspockclone | fyftvb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote a library. It was only used at my company, though, but I probably should have tried to share it. In 5 years, I had only a handful of questions because I documented the crap out of it and made it extremely useful. I on... | 4,201 |
programmerhumor | itslumley | fyfjyf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,908 |
programmerhumor | TrevinLC1997 | fyflscg | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 1,415 |
programmerhumor | notMateo | fyfo061 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitt... | 1,229 |
programmerhumor | warpedspockclone | fyfyiky | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote a library. It was only used at my company, though, but I probably should have tried to share it. In 5 years, I had only a handful of questions because I documented the crap out of it and made it extremely useful. I on... | 1,096 |
programmerhumor | Vortesian | fyfl105 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who among us hasn't written code then almost immediately forgotten everything about it? It's entirely possible he wrote the library then promptly erased it from his mind to make room for more important things, like pizza, or ... | 1,020 |
programmerhumor | xSTSxZerglingOne | fyfnj6w | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitt... | 857 |
programmerhumor | Rawrplus | fyfxn8c | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote a library. It was only used at my company, though, but I probably should have tried to share it. In 5 years, I had only a handful of questions because I documented the crap out of it and made it extremely useful. I on... | 795 |
programmerhumor | Philboyd_Studge | fyfja2i | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wouldn't that be on his resume?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 668 |
programmerhumor | camerontbelt | fyflxdd | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who among us hasn't written code then almost immediately forgotten everything about it? It's entirely possible he wrote the library then promptly erased it from his mind to make room for more important things, like pizza, or ... | 604 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | fyg6j13 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote a library. It was only used at my company, though, but I probably should have tried to share it. In 5 years, I had only a handful of questions because I documented the crap out of it and made it extremely useful. I on... | 602 |
programmerhumor | jbaba_glasses | fyfm6fp | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitt... | 574 |
programmerhumor | xSTSxZerglingOne | fyfrymz | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitt... | 573 |
programmerhumor | AnOnlineHandle | fyfnfoo | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitt... | 462 |
programmerhumor | bendvis | fyfjgct | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wouldn't that be on his resume?<|eor|><|sor|>Only if he put it there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | EnkiiMuto | fyfqde1 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wouldn't that be on his resume?<|eor|><|sor|>Only if he put it there.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would he? He didn't understand the concepts of the library he made. Pay attention<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | HardlightCereal | fyfme41 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who among us hasn't written code then almost immediately forgotten everything about it? It's entirely possible he wrote the library then promptly erased it from his mind to make room for more important things, like pizza, or ... | 411 |
programmerhumor | resueman__ | 8z0bky | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,478 |
programmerhumor | Elnathbeta | e2f3wqz | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,972 |
programmerhumor | allkill | e2f40zg | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Also make it pop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,063 |
programmerhumor | khendron | e2f8zwg | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A company I used to work for did this a lot. We'd slap together a proof-of-concept prototype, the PMs would take one look and say "Looks good! Ship it!" and not understand when told them it's only a prototype.
We... | 3,221 |
programmerhumor | halbaradkenafin | e2f49y8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Also make it pop<|eor|><|sor|>It also needs a little pizzaz, but not too much. We don't want to be showing off too much. <|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 2,955 |
programmerhumor | itzjayp | e2f4n62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>* one week into the project *
"oh yeah, listen up. we have heard of [buzzword feature], can you please incorporate it into the project? what? no, we cannot give you more time. that would mess with that nice gantt-chart i drew earlier ... | 2,019 |
programmerhumor | NervousHovercraft | e2f6pwi | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>I love the fact that he changed the 10 to 12 seconds. Like even if you want it to be finished, it still 'takes time' <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,593 |
programmerhumor | Andorwar | e2f4917 | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Client with 10 years experience of bargaining vs programmer with 10 years experience of programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | Lucavon | e2f8hao | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>About the 10s thing, since he used 2 extra seconds (20%):
Client: We gave you 20% more time and it still doesn't work! WHY? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 963 |
programmerhumor | dddaavviiddd | e2f7yom | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Also make it pop<|eor|><|sor|>It also needs a little pizzaz, but not too much. We don't want to be showing off too much. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<... | 798 |
programmerhumor | THEJAZZMUSIC | e2f7lfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Just hire 60 artists and they can do the 10 minute version in 10 seconds, duh. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | jongallant | e2f6l13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>* one week into the project *
"oh yeah, listen up. we have heard of [buzzword feature], can you please incorporate it into the project? what? no, we cannot give you more time. that would mess with that nice gantt-chart i drew earlier ... | 716 |
programmerhumor | Wolfblood-is-here | e2f88ju | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Also make it pop<|eor|><|sor|>It also needs a little pizzaz, but not too much. We don't want to be showing off too much. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<... | 672 |
programmerhumor | commit_bat | e2f8uxe | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Just hire 60 artists and they can do the 10 minute version in 10 seconds, duh. <|eor|><|sor|>What one programmer can do in one month two programmers can do in two months.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | SpinahVieh | e2f5uhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[Results for reference](https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/646137606.jpg?mw=1920&mh=1080&q=70)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 623 |
programmerhumor | Baerentsen | e2fblpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A company I used to work for did this a lot. We'd slap together a proof-of-concept prototype, the PMs would take one look and say "Looks good! Ship it!" and not understand when told them it's only a prototype.
We... | 613 |
programmerhumor | -anonymous-hippo | 107g0e1 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,372 |
programmerhumor | PG-Noob | j3mirrb | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"A team of well trained monkeys is on the way to your location to fix the issue"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,858 |
programmerhumor | StuckInTheUpsideDown | j3mk28h | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something along the lines of "an internal error occurred" is appropriate for the end user. But there needs to be something I can actually google in tiny text at the bottom somewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 2,653 |
programmerhumor | new_refugee123456789 | j3n6zs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a middle ground between "SEGFAULT IN 0xf14780085" and "oopsy woopsy I made a widdle booboo." I find a lot of Linux errors to be quite readable, like I saw one that said "You must manually run dpkg ... | 1,434 |
programmerhumor | AndrewToasterr | j3m2mlz | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually just put a generic exception and say: "How the fuck did you do this?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,203 |
programmerhumor | robotorigami | j3m79wa | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having an issue with my gen 3 iPod many years ago and I took it to the Apple Store to see what was wrong with it. The guy behind the counter at the service desk looked at it and said "ooooooh nooo... | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | BobbitTheDog | j3m9hhc | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually just put a generic exception and say: "How the fuck did you do this?"<|eor|><|sor|>There was an 80-year-old dev (read: no fucks left to give) at my previous employer who had an old system he built ... | 1,113 |
programmerhumor | 27SwingAndADrive | j3n6ttz | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something along the lines of "an internal error occurred" is appropriate for the end user. But there needs to be something I can actually google in tiny text at the bottom somewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah and th... | 990 |
programmerhumor | donny_twimp | j3og06m | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a middle ground between "SEGFAULT IN 0xf14780085" and "oopsy woopsy I made a widdle booboo." I find a lot of Linux errors to be quite readable, like I saw one that said "You must manually run dpkg ... | 699 |
programmerhumor | TheNosferatu | j3n2gol | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"A team of well trained monkeys is on the way to your location to fix the issue"<|eor|><|sor|>And so started planet of the apes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | PiousLiar | j3mhuc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually just put a generic exception and say: "How the fuck did you do this?"<|eor|><|sor|>There was an 80-year-old dev (read: no fucks left to give) at my previous employer who had an old system he built ... | 531 |
programmerhumor | user0015 | j3m973s | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucky wucky is the superior oopsie whoopsie<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | j3mg4h0 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having an issue with my gen 3 iPod many years ago and I took it to the Apple Store to see what was wrong with it. The guy behind the counter at the service desk looked at it and said "ooooooh nooo... | 419 |
programmerhumor | TeaAdmirable6922 | j3nfjc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something along the lines of "an internal error occurred" is appropriate for the end user. But there needs to be something I can actually google in tiny text at the bottom somewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah and th... | 385 |
programmerhumor | TheLazyKitty | j3n32nu | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, I'll start including uwu and owo in my error messages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | CelestialFury | j3n6sf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having an issue with my gen 3 iPod many years ago and I took it to the Apple Store to see what was wrong with it. The guy behind the counter at the service desk looked at it and said "ooooooh nooo... | 286 |
programmerhumor | ChiefExecDisfunction | j3mnbz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having an issue with my gen 3 iPod many years ago and I took it to the Apple Store to see what was wrong with it. The guy behind the counter at the service desk looked at it and said "ooooooh nooo... | 262 |
programmerhumor | OverjoyedBanana | j3mi1kr | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah let's not include any relevant information to fix the problem and just make it funny. Dream world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | guarana_and_coffee | j3mclb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okay, I am happy I do actually take the time to write proper error messages. I want to know what went wrong, and I want users to be able to send a clear error message.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | ImperialGeek | j3mccjy | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucky wucky is the superior oopsie whoopsie<|eor|><|sor|>Oopsie whoopsie looks like we made a fucky wucky UwU<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | MidoriTea | 11apeul | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,300 |
programmerhumor | jodmemkaf | j9tcuto | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best example of chaotic good I have ever seen
Edit: Grammar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,326 |
programmerhumor | lone_wolf_55 | j9ta32c | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly?
Cat girl?
Hacker?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,145 |
programmerhumor | SocDemGenZGaytheist | j9tkhuq | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly?
Cat girl?
Hacker?<|eor|><|sor|>Congress investigating now
but we stay silly :3
maia arson crimew, the friendly catgirl hacker who leaked the US No Fly list<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,055 |
programmerhumor | WhoThenDevised | j9tvgk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be honest, years ago I found a lot of "open" HP LaserJets and had them print "Game over, insert coin".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,607 |
programmerhumor | AsphaltAdvertExec | j9tohro | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reply;
**"HOW DID YOU GET THIS PRINTER TO WORK"**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,254 |
programmerhumor | EldRefr | j9toqu1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best example of chaotic good I have ever seen
Edit: Grammar<|eor|><|sor|>Printed in color as well just to be extra annoying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,225 |
programmerhumor | EnaptMucor | j9targ8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> friendly catgirl hacker
btw, sent from my Archlinux:3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,079 |
programmerhumor | jodmemkaf | j9toucp | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best example of chaotic good I have ever seen
Edit: Grammar<|eor|><|sor|>Printed in color as well just to be extra annoying<|eor|><|sor|>Text in comic sans to be super extra annoying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,435 |
programmerhumor | serioniewiem | j9tdjmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most masculine Polish security enthusiast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,357 |
programmerhumor | 0ka__ | j9tsf0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once used nmap port scan in college, and something like this happened with a few printers but with random Unicode symbols on paper.
Admin was angry at me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | sowelijanpona | j9tuky6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly?
Cat girl?
Hacker?<|eor|><|sor|>Congress investigating now
but we stay silly :3
maia arson crimew, the friendly catgirl hacker who leaked the US No Fly list<|eor|><|sor|>holy fucking bingle :3<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 946 |
programmerhumor | F0lks_ | j9te8iw | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> friendly catgirl hacker
btw, sent from my Archlinux:3<|eor|><|sor|>You should switch to [UwUntu](https://uwuntuos.site/) !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 800 |
programmerhumor | Pantone_448C | j9u4533 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reply;
**"HOW DID YOU GET THIS PRINTER TO WORK"**<|eor|><|sor|>Reply?<|eor|><|sor|>Just write on the paper and put it in the printer /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 737 |
programmerhumor | Medium_Sink9380 | j9u3qo4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reply;
**"HOW DID YOU GET THIS PRINTER TO WORK"**<|eor|><|sor|>Reply?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | ElGerrit | j9tleos | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly?
Cat girl?
Hacker?<|eor|><|sor|>AKA Rust dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 500 |
programmerhumor | aaarchives | j9tp7sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best example of chaotic good I have ever seen
Edit: Grammar<|eor|><|sor|>Printed in color as well just to be extra annoying<|eor|><|sor|>Text in comic sans to be super extra annoying<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse. At least i... | 478 |
programmerhumor | recaffeinated | j9wai9w | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be honest, years ago I found a lot of "open" HP LaserJets and had them print "Game over, insert coin".<|eor|><|sor|>I once briefly convinced my ex that her printer was sentient.
She plugged it in and it registered on th... | 398 |
programmerhumor | SourceScope | j9u5bt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a news story from a couple of years ago in Denmark
an IT-security dude who had a kid in the local kindergarten. they used a website for various informations
it finds out that it has these security issues an... | 376 |
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