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>>> WELCOME BACK TO "VELSHI & >>> WELCOME BACK TO "VELSHI & RUHLE." RUHLE." ELON MUCHK ELON MUCHK ELON ELON ELON MUSSK ELON MUSSK ELON MUSK SET OFF A FLURY. ELON MUSK SET OFF A FLURY. I’M CONSIDERING TAKING TESLA I’M CONSIDERING TAKING TESLA PRIVATE AT $420. PRIVATE AT $420. FUNDING SECURED. FUNDING SECURED. THIS SINGLE TWEET CAUSED SHARES THIS SINGLE TWEET CAUSED SHARES TO SPIKE UP 11% BY THE END OF TO SPIKE UP 11% BY THE END OF THE DAY. THE DAY. THIS STOCK HAS A WHOLE LOT OF THIS STOCK HAS A WHOLE LOT OF SHORT SELLERS. SHORT SELLERS. SOMETHING LIKE THAT HURTS. SOMETHING LIKE THAT HURTS. CRYPTIC ANNOUNCEMENT CAME AFTER CRYPTIC ANNOUNCEMENT CAME AFTER AN EXCLUSIVE REPORT FROM THE AN EXCLUSIVE REPORT FROM THE FINAL TIMES WHICH REVEALED A NEW FINAL TIMES WHICH REVEALED A NEW CONNECTION BETWEEN THE ELECTRIC CONNECTION BETWEEN THE ELECTRIC CAR COMPANY AND THE SAUDI ARABIA CAR COMPANY AND THE SAUDI ARABIA GOVERNMENT. GOVERNMENT. THE PUBLIC INVESTMENT FUND HAS THE PUBLIC INVESTMENT FUND HAS QUIETLY ACCUMULATED A STAKE OF QUIETLY ACCUMULATED A STAKE OF BETWEEN 3% AND 5% THIS YEAR IN BETWEEN 3% AND 5% THIS YEAR IN THE COMPANY MAKING IT TESLA’S THE COMPANY MAKING IT TESLA’S LARGEST SINGLE PUBLIC INVESTOR. LARGEST SINGLE PUBLIC INVESTOR. THERE ARE HUGE LEGAL AND THERE ARE HUGE LEGAL AND TECHNICAL COMPLEXITIES AND IF HE TECHNICAL COMPLEXITIES AND IF HE IS SERIOUS ABOUT GOING PRIVATE, IS SERIOUS ABOUT GOING PRIVATE, IT IS HIGHLY UNUSUAL TO SIMPLY IT IS HIGHLY UNUSUAL TO SIMPLY THROW OUT A TWEET LIKE THAT. THROW OUT A TWEET LIKE THAT. BUT, IF NOTHING COMES OF THIS, BUT, IF NOTHING COMES OF THIS, IF THERE IS NO DEAL AND IT WAS IF THERE IS NO DEAL AND IT WAS JUST A REACTIONARY TWEET IN JUST A REACTIONARY TWEET IN RESPONSE TO CRITICS, WHICH YOU RESPONSE TO CRITICS, WHICH YOU KNOW HE IS HYPER SENSITIVE OF, KNOW HE IS HYPER SENSITIVE OF, THEN HE COULD BE FACING SOME THEN HE COULD BE FACING SOME VERY SERIOUS PENALTIES FOR VERY SERIOUS PENALTIES FOR MAKING PUBLIC STATEMENTS THAT MAKING PUBLIC STATEMENTS THAT WERE UNTRUE AND DRASTICALLY WERE UNTRUE AND DRASTICALLY MOVED THE MARKET. THAT’S THE MOVED THE MARKET. THAT’S THE KIND OF BEHAVIOR SPECIFICALLY KIND OF BEHAVIOR SPECIFICALLY THAT THE SEC INVESTIGATES. THAT THE SEC INVESTIGATES. >> JOINING ME NOW -- THE SAUDI >> JOINING ME NOW -- THE SAUDI STAKE IS BIG. STAKE IS BIG. FROM YOUR REPORTING IS THERE ANY FROM YOUR REPORTING IS THERE ANY SIGN THAT THEY WOULD WANT TO GO SIGN THAT THEY WOULD WANT TO GO FURTHER AND BE THAT BUYER TO FURTHER AND BE THAT BUYER TO TAKE THE COMPANY PUBLIC? TAKE THE COMPANY PUBLIC? >> WELL, WE DON’T THINK THEY >> WELL, WE DON’T THINK THEY WOULD GO FOR THE WHOLE $70 WOULD GO FOR THE WHOLE $70 BILLION HE’S POSSIBLY GOT TO BILLION HE’S POSSIBLY GOT TO RAISE TO GET THIS DEAL DONE. RAISE TO GET THIS DEAL DONE. IF IT HE INTENDS TO. IF IT HE INTENDS TO. BUT BEFORE AMASSING IT, THEY BUT BEFORE AMASSING IT, THEY CONTACTED MUSK ABOUT DOING AN CONTACTED MUSK ABOUT DOING AN INVESTMENT, KIND OF RAISING INVESTMENT, KIND OF RAISING MONEY, ISSUING MORE STOCK. MONEY, ISSUING MORE STOCK. HE WAS AGAINST IT AND TURNED HE WAS AGAINST IT AND TURNED THEM AWAY. THEM AWAY. THEN THEY GOT THE HELP OF JP THEN THEY GOT THE HELP OF JP MORGAN TO KIND OF BUY THE STOCK MORGAN TO KIND OF BUY THE STOCK OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR. OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR. BUT $70 BILLION. BUT $70 BILLION. HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? THIS IS A COMPANY WITH PROBLEMS THIS IS A COMPANY WITH PROBLEMS WITH THE MODEL 3. WITH THE MODEL 3. NEGATIVE. NEGATIVE. WHO WOULD WANT TO DO SOMETHING WHO WOULD WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? LIKE THAT? THE BOARD COULD SAY WELL HE THE BOARD COULD SAY WELL HE MENTIONED IT LAST WEEK. MENTIONED IT LAST WEEK. MENTIONING SOMETHING LAST WEEK MENTIONING SOMETHING LAST WEEK AND ACTUALLY HAVING A STRATEGIC AND ACTUALLY HAVING A STRATEGIC PLAN ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT PLAN ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS. THINGS. I COULD SAY GEORGE CLOONEY WANTS I COULD SAY GEORGE CLOONEY WANTS TO DATE ME. TO DATE ME. IT MEANS NOTHING. IT MEANS NOTHING. >> YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. >> YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. >> WAIT. >> WAIT. SO YOU THINK HE’S NOT. SO YOU THINK HE’S NOT. >> I DIDN’T SAY THAT. >> I DIDN’T SAY THAT. >> YOU JUST SAID YOU’RE >> YOU JUST SAID YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. >> SAYING BASICALLY HE’S KIND OF >> SAYING BASICALLY HE’S KIND OF THE GUY HAS NOT REALLY BEEN VERY THE GUY HAS NOT REALLY BEEN VERY CLEAR AT ALL ABOUT HIS PLAN. CLEAR AT ALL ABOUT HIS PLAN. BOARD TODAY SAID HE KIND OF BOARD TODAY SAID HE KIND OF FLOATED THE IDEA TO THEM. FLOATED THE IDEA TO THEM. BUT IN THE TWEET HE MENTIONED. BUT IN THE TWEET HE MENTIONED. HE SAID I’VE SECURED THE HE SAID I’VE SECURED THE FINANCING. FINANCING. THAT INDICATED THIS WAS A DONE THAT INDICATED THIS WAS A DONE THING. THING. >> BUT HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? >> BUT HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? WHEN YOU SAY HE WASN’T EXACTLY WHEN YOU SAY HE WASN’T EXACTLY CLEAR, HE WASN’T EXACTLY CLEAR. CLEAR, HE WASN’T EXACTLY CLEAR. AND IT CAUSED THE STOCK TO SPIKE AND IT CAUSED THE STOCK TO SPIKE 11%. 11%. WHEN A CEO OF A PUB YOU CANLICLY WHEN A CEO OF A PUB YOU CANLICLY COMPANY, IT’S VETTED AND RUN COMPANY, IT’S VETTED AND RUN THROUGH THE COMPLIANCE THROUGH THE COMPLIANCE DEPARTMENT. DEPARTMENT. >> AT THE BEGINNING EVERYBODY >> AT THE BEGINNING EVERYBODY THOUGHT THIS WAS A PRANK. THOUGHT THIS WAS A PRANK. WE YOU CAN’T JOKE ABOUT A PUBLIC WE YOU CAN’T JOKE ABOUT A PUBLIC COMPANY. COMPANY. IT’S LIKE PENSION FUNDS, PEOPLE IT’S LIKE PENSION FUNDS, PEOPLE WHO PUT THE SAVINGS IN THIS WHO PUT THE SAVINGS IN THIS COMPANY. COMPANY. >> ONE OF THE LARGEST INVESTORS >> ONE OF THE LARGEST INVESTORS IS FIDELITY ACTIVELY MANAGED. IS FIDELITY ACTIVELY MANAGED. THEY’RE NOT RAISING THEIR HANDS THEY’RE NOT RAISING THEIR HANDS SAYING WHAT GIVES? SAYING WHAT GIVES? I KNOW ELON MUSK HAS MADE THEM A I KNOW ELON MUSK HAS MADE THEM A TON OF MONEY BUT GIVE ME A TON OF MONEY BUT GIVE ME A BREAK. BREAK. >> THE STOCK WENT UP SO NOBODY’S >> THE STOCK WENT UP SO NOBODY’S PROBABLY GOING TO COMPLAIN RIGHT PROBABLY GOING TO COMPLAIN RIGHT AWAY. AWAY. YOU’VE GOT TO BELIEVE THAT THE YOU’VE GOT TO BELIEVE THAT THE SCHL E KR. SCHL E KR. IS LOOKING INTO THIS. IS LOOKING INTO THIS. THEY HAVEN’T PUT A STATEMENT THEY HAVEN’T PUT A STATEMENT OUT. OUT. BUT THERE’S NO WAY THIS CAN -- I BUT THERE’S NO WAY THIS CAN -- I MEAN WE DON’T WANT TO SPECULATE MEAN WE DON’T WANT TO SPECULATE BUT THIS CAN’T REALLY GO UNDER BUT THIS CAN’T REALLY GO UNDER THE RADAR. THE RADAR. >> BUT YOU CAN’T -- WE CAN SPEAK >> BUT YOU CAN’T -- WE CAN SPEAK TO ELON MUSK AND THE TYPE OF TO ELON MUSK AND THE TYPE OF PERSON HE IS. PERSON HE IS. THIS YEAR, HE HAS GONE OUT, THIS YEAR, HE HAS GONE OUT, PUSHED AGAINST WALL STREET PUSHED AGAINST WALL STREET ANALYSTS, ATTACKED NOT ANALYSTS, ATTACKED NOT PHYSICALLY, BUT GONE AFTER PHYSICALLY, BUT GONE AFTER JOURNALISTS. JOURNALISTS. HE IS ALMOST OBSESSED WITH SHORT HE IS ALMOST OBSESSED WITH SHORT SELLERS IN THE SAME KIND OF SELLERS IN THE SAME KIND OF OBSESSION THE PRESIDENT HAS OBSESSION THE PRESIDENT HAS AGAINST HIS CRITICS. AGAINST HIS CRITICS. WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE AVERAGE CEO HERE. AVERAGE CEO HERE. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> ABSOLUTELY. THE SHORT SELLERS COULD LOSE UP THE SHORT SELLERS COULD LOSE UP TO $4 BILLION OUT OF THIS WHOLE TO $4 BILLION OUT OF THIS WHOLE MANEUVER. MANEUVER. I MEAN, AGAIN, YOU’D EXPECT I MEAN, AGAIN, YOU’D EXPECT THESE GUYS GETTING READY TO SUE THESE GUYS GETTING READY TO SUE THE HELL OUT OF HIM BECAUSE IT THE HELL OUT OF HIM BECAUSE IT IS KIND OF SUSPICIOUS, AND IS KIND OF SUSPICIOUS, AND THERE’S DEFINITELY NO SET THERE’S DEFINITELY NO SET PROPOSAL. PROPOSAL. THE BOARD HASN’T SET UP A THE BOARD HASN’T SET UP A COMMITTEE TO REVIEW ANYTHING. COMMITTEE TO REVIEW ANYTHING. HE SAID WE JUST NEED THE HE SAID WE JUST NEED THE SHAREHOLDERS TO VOTE. SHAREHOLDERS TO VOTE. VOTE ON WHAT? VOTE ON WHAT? WE DON’T HAVE A PLAN. WE DON’T HAVE A PLAN. >> HOW INDEPENDENT IS THIS >> HOW INDEPENDENT IS THIS BOARD? BOARD? IS. IS. >> NOT VERY. >> NOT VERY. THERE’S QUESTION MARKS. THERE’S QUESTION MARKS. HE’S DONE OTHER DEALS IN THE HE’S DONE OTHER DEALS IN THE PAST WHICH WERE RUBBER STAMPED. PAST WHICH WERE RUBBER STAMPED. >> BROTHER IS ON THE BOARD. >> BROTHER IS ON THE BOARD. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> ABSOLUTELY. SAYS IT ALL, RIGHT? SAYS IT ALL, RIGHT? BUT THE QUESTION IS -- BUT THE QUESTION IS -- >> HIS BROTHER’S ON THE BOARD. >> HIS BROTHER’S ON THE BOARD. INDEPENDENT BOARD OF DIRECTORS. INDEPENDENT BOARD OF DIRECTORS. HIS BROTHER. HIS BROTHER. >> CORRECT. >> CORRECT. SO WE’LL HAVE TO SEE. SO WE’LL HAVE TO SEE. THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A SMOOTH

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Travel – Photography Khonoma: The land out there… This historic Angami – Naga village was the site of two ferocious Anglo – Naga war in 1879 – 80 and Indo-Naga war in 1956. Fondly tucked between towering mountain ridges, with emerald paddy fields carpeting the valley, Khonoma looks artistically traditional. Ever heard of a village that twice, brought the British army juggernaut in the North East to a halt and forced the Indian Army to suspend its military operations (though for some time) in the 1950s, at the height of battle against insurgency in the state. This is Khonoma, some 20 Kms off Kohima, with a population of 3000, and a past dating back to centuries. Fondly tucked between two mountain ridges, with a liberating view of terraced paddy fields, forming a sea of yellow tufts in the valleys between the crotches of the mountain ranges. Battle lines are still drawn in Khonoma, but this time between sustainability and long held traditions. This story began two decades ago, with the slaughter of around 300 Blyth’s tragophan, a pheasant with stunning plumage and the state bird of Nagaland. This massacre made the village elders cognizant of impending eco-war and Khanoma’s conservation movement was born. Today, it is India’s only eco-village. Logging and hunting stands banned today, a herculean task considering hunting is a cultural right of the Nagas. In 1998, Khanoma village council reserved an area of 20 sq. Km as Tragophan Sanctuary, India’s one of the first community led sanctuary. Soon, the forests which had gone silent, was alive with the calls of Tragophan and other birds. But a ban on hunting in Nagaland, is a rich affair. There is increasing pressure from the youth to revive the hunting culture. They forced the council to open a hunting window in the last years. Hunting has revived but is limited and only to maintain the carrying capacity of the forests. Village trek in Khonoma I started with my trek through the forest, keeping a keen eye to catch a sight of Tragophan and then moved to the old forts and moruks in the village. A winding cobbled path runs through the spick and span of the village. Quaint wooden houses stand on one side of this path and the other overlooks terraced rice fields. The motionless air, filtering through the forests, carries a remarkable purity and sweetness. Little marigold on the sides of the path toss their heads and dance with the chilly breeze. A long trek through the forests can take you to Nagaland’s natural treasure Dzoku valley. Following the path of sustainability, Khonoma has shown way in implementing effective slash and burn cultivation. The slash and burn or the ‘jhum’ cultivation is widely practiced in North East. In Khonoma, they don’t burn the entire patch of land, some alders trees are left or are coppiced (pollarded at certain height), so that they can grow back. The land is cultivated for two years in a row and then left fallow for the natural forest to regenerate. These practices have helped Khonoma become the first green village of the country. Khonoma: Village gate leading to the old fort Today’s green village Khonoma was yesteryears’ battleground. Tales of Khonoma’s bravery in the first Anglo-Naga battle of 1879 are still passed on to generations. The peak of the hill is the memorial site for British Political officer G.H. Damant, who first came to Khonoma in 1879. He was well warned of waging a war against Khonoma, but he and his regiment saw their courage in their guns and proceeded with marching onto Khonoma. Damant was killed in a month long battle and with his death, a series of battles started. The old fort of Khonoma is the burial site of three British officers who waged a war after Damant’s demise. “But the British had guns…” I asked my guide Rivozono. “And the Nagas, spears and arrows but we had the advantage of higher ground and knowledge of the place and stamina to keep up with all the running and some local tricks.” She quipped and that arose the curious cat in me. She took me into the forests and showed me a species of bamboo (I was waiting for more cues). “When you hit the dry bark of this bamboo with a stick, it gives out a blasting sound. This trick was employed to give British a wrong impression that Nagas have blasts and so they held onto their positions instead of advancing further.” Marvelous. A year after, a peace treaty was signed between Khonoma and the British army. The old Fort was completely demolished in the battle, it was rebuilt in 1890, to demolish once again in the Indo-Naga battle of 1956. The elders of the village or Gaon Burahs, as they are locally known, describe the war of 1956 as worse than the Anglo-Naga wars. The village was blazed to the ground and the villagers forced to scatter. Khonoma: the village After this good dose of sustainability and history, I strolled through the village to see and live the real Khonoma, and not the one taken from the history books. I went out in search of the real Khonoma, which lives in the twinkle of old eyes, youthful smiles and young giggles. You are never an outsider in this village, from the moment you step in your homestay, you become a quintessential part of the village society. A gang of young kids playing cricket, invited me to join in and an elder guy cried out from his balcony ‘Hindi, Hindi, welcome’. I was never a tourist here, even when I went to watch the Naga wrestling competition, I had become a part of it. An unknown guy welcomed me and explained me the rules of the game so that I can better appreciate the wrestling style. And when I got bored, small kids, curious to see the camera became a part of a short story shoot. I walked down the cobbled paths, which had by then, turned walls of granite that I had to rappel down, navigating my way around chickens and duck, who would follow me for some time, before getting down to their business. Red poinsettias jeweled the roadsides and the wild lilies struggled to jut their heads over the green carpets and nameless perennial flowers. Often a girl would smile at me and kids show their curiosity for camera, grand moms sitting in the shops invite me to buy something and random guys offer rice beer. I was getting fat with love and hospitality. It was like I wasn’t staying in a home but the entire village had turned a home to me. I got an opportunity to see Naga wrestling championship in the village. And upon return from the village tour, I were greeted with endless smiles of my host, with some snacky addition. Day ends early in Nagaland, dinner is set by 7 in the evening. And in the dinner table you realize love is not just limited to Naga smiles, it’s in the food too. A well laid table with three to four different dishes cooked in authentic Naga style, is a reason in itself to return to Khonoma. This cute girl had come to watch wrestling with her father. Fast facts Khonoma is some 20 Kms from Kohima, Nagaland. You can either hire a taxi (for INR 500) for take a state bus (which is far cheaper). Khonoma has some seven or eight homestays and a 15 room hotel too to stay in. I stayed in Meru homestay (contact: Rivozono +91 9856556674). You can take a guide to do a trek and a village tour. Khonoma can also be used to serve as a base for Dzoku valley trek.

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Sunday, January 15, 2017 Best of Hong Kong in 2016 Took a trip down memory-lane - A place that was so familiar yet foreign at the same time. Hong Kong had been on the trip list since 2007, and I've been in love ever since. The places that we used to visit, still exists. Some shops have relocated from time to time, but they're still the same. The scenes hasn't changed, the people did. This time, I booked a flight out alone to re-visit these places that I sorely miss. Different from the last, where I traveled back alone for school, this time was a quaint getaway. A mental break from the thoughts, a little rest and recovery from the hustle and bustle in the city. Traveling alone makes planning so much easier. It was easier to decide on the flight dates (such impromptu booking I don't know when I'll do it again), and it was much easier to pick a perfect airbnb stay that accommodates one! I settled on one finally nonetheless. Located near the harbour and Hung Hom, it had a great scenic view, super accessible, and right next to the train station by the harbour, and makes it so much easier to schedule meetings with the dad. The host, Sonia was amazing by the way. Her places was spick and span, quiet, and allowed me to sort out my thoughts pretty well. The view from the bed every morning makes it hard to get out of bed. Sometimes easy when the plans are in place, on some days it was hard. I could stare at it for 30 minutes, and the morning view and air still looked so good. Located on high-floors, the elevator really made a difference. Look! Since KGF's visit in Hong Kong in 2014, we've been addicted to this Taiwanese Bubble Tea - 天仁喫茶趣 (Cha For Tea). It has quite a number of outlets, our favourite outlet at Causeway Bay Hysan Place still tops the list. Read the reviews here. It also has about 21 branches in Hong Kong, but listing out my favourite accessible location across the harbour: There are a few other things you could do across the bay! Head up to The Peak via a mini bus, grab a cup of coffee, catch some fresh air, have lunch at Central, and take a Ding-Ding bus down to CWB for these goodies! The time alone also allowed me to explore the yummy sauteed mushrooms from Agnes B Cafe :') There are quite a number of outlets, but the one I visited was in Tsim Tsa Tsui Staying near TST/ Hung Hom made me spend a bulk of my time by the bay. We had drinks in the evening at a bar, and coffee in the day people-watch and waiting for time to pass. It was slow, and everything else seemed perfect then. The other of my favorite place to have dim sum/ lunch in the day is Lei Garden. Albeit pricey, the food served are really of quality. Loved the siu yok best! Dad and I spent a total of 700+HKD on just this meal alone, but was worth every dollar paid.

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ALMERE, the Netherlands — Take the rickety city-link train from the center of Amsterdam for 30 minutes and you reach Almere, a drab suburb town which hosts many of the Netherlands’ asylum seekers in a 1,000-strong camp on its outskirts. The identical bedsits in two-story, Lego-like blocks of red brick set in featureless fields have an atmosphere of impermanence and reluctant schedule, housing a collection of people with radically different backgrounds thrown together for a common purpose. Around the camp wander Eritreans, Afghans, Egyptians, young mothers pushing prams, bored adolescents, middle-aged men carrying shopping bags. The ground floors are reserved for men and the first floors for women, two rooms to a unit, two people to a room. These are the lucky ones. Over the past year, and especially since the November 13 terror attacks in Paris, it has been increasingly hard for those fleeing the war in Syria to seek asylum in Europe. This week on the border between Greece and Macedonia, young men have sewn their lips together in protest against the barrier recently erected by Macedonian authorities. Others carry wounds on their arms and heads, self-inflicted in despair at the road — and future — closed to them. Even the countries which were once the most welcoming to refugees from Syria are closing their borders. In September, Austria, Slovakia, Denmark and The Netherlands were among EU states that introduced border controls, and two weeks ago they were followed by Sweden, where refugees reportedly sleep outside reception centers in the snow as winter descends. Since the Paris attacks, debate has raged over the future of EU refugee policy — what to do about unrestricted passage in the Schengen area, the difficulty of vetting possible terrorists and whether or not to pay Turkey to keep refugees out of Europe altogether. Meanwhile, those who were fortunate enough to leave Syria earlier and whose claims are now being processed, are grateful but wary of their increasingly reluctant host countries. * * * I visit the Almere camp near Amsterdam to meet Samer, a former businessman from Syria who shows me into the flat he shares with three other Middle Eastern men — an Egyptian, a Yemeni and a Christian Syrian from Aleppo. A traditional Arabic breakfast is in full swing, and we are called over to join them — flat Lebanese-style bread, labneh and yoghurt with mint and olive oil are spread over the tiny table, and I wonder where they have managed to find these Middle Eastern ingredients. Everything is spick and span, despite the absence of women. In honor of my arrival a shisha pipe is brought from a nearby unit and “top-quality” apple tobacco is produced by the Yemeni man, Maagdi, who translates for me. Words spreads of a visitor in Block D and at various stages of the interview, new faces appear, take a puff on the shisha pipe and offer their stories. Samer is a tall, grizzled 43-year-old man from Idlib, a small town just across from the Turkish border and one of the first seats of the Syrian rebellion in 2011. His journey out of Turkey was typical: Istanbul to Izmir, a boat to Mytilene and then on to Athens. In Athens, he tried 10 times to board a flight to Europe, each time with a new ticket and a new ID. Samer tells me the fake ID cards made in Athens are usually Bulgarian or Romanian, which means there is no need for a visa, and some Syrians have the luck of looking plausibly Balkan, with pale skin and green or blue eyes. Samer was not one of them. His typical Arab looks had him repeatedly turned away and eventually he gave up and decided to take a boat to Italy, where he was arrested immediately on landing. He and 17 others were finger-printed. Samer, aware that according to the Dublin Regulation asylum seekers in the EU must be registered in their first country of entry, was the only one to refuse to have his prints taken. “They tried to persuade me, but I said no, no, no. They didn’t use force. I said to them, ‘I didn’t come all the way here to get registered in Italy! I am doing this for my children.’” Samer laughs off the close shaves he had during his journey but his narrative is saturated in retrospective anxiety: about being stopped by police, imprisoned or taken back to Greece. Now, more than ever, he is mindful of the dangers awaiting friends and family still to come — he says he is constantly in contact with his relatives in Syria, giving advice, sharing experiences and contacts. Now he is waiting for his children to be allowed to join him. * * * In camps in Greece, Austria and now in the Netherlands, every Syrian I have interviewed has said they would have stayed at home, if at all possible. I ask Samer the question I ask everyone: “When the war ends, will you return to Syria or would you prefer to stay here in Europe?” His answer is immediate: “The day Assad leaves Syria, I will return, even if that is tomorrow — or today!” I press him: “But if there is still fighting among rebels? What will be left, after years of war?” Samer doesn’t budge. “I will return.” I remind him of the presence of ISIL in large swaths of the country, and he gives this serious consideration. “If Assad and ISIL leave, then I will return.” How long does he think the war will last? “Unlimited.” His Egyptian roommate, Magdi, who has been listening to our conversation, pipes up: “Assad will last one year more, I think.” But Samer dismisses this out of hand. “You only think that because of Mubarak,” he says. “The war in Syria is in fact a war between Gulf states and Iran. Syria is just the battleground. It could last for decades.” At this, everyone in the room bursts in with their opinions, ranging from outlandish conspiracy theories to nuanced précis of the power struggles raging in Syria. It is clear that these men are grateful for the chance to let off steam, shouting their frustration at what has befallen their nation in this sterile, entirely un-Syrian environment. Suddenly, a distinguished visitor arrives: Khaled Basha, a former general in the Syrian Air Force, who is living with his wife in an adjacent block. Khaled clearly carries some weight in this small community of Syrian men. As he enters the block, Samer, Magdi and the other men get to their feet to greet him. He is a dignified man of 63, straight-backed and soft spoken, out of place here. He takes a chair and strokes his neatly trimmed gray beard as he tells me about his background in the Syrian Air Force and the story of his departure from Syria on December 27, 2012. “I resigned from service in 1998. I was living off my pension in Daria, Damascus, where I lived all my life in fact. I was comfortable, not exactly rich, but comfortable.” While appalled by the way Syria had spiralled into civil war, Khaled was not actually personally threatened or inconvenienced until early December 2012, when he was paid a visit by Assad’s men — “his monkeys.” They asked him, politely, to re-enter service on behalf of the government against the rebels. Politely, he refused. “They said, ‘Fine, take your time, think about it and get back to us.’ I didn’t ring them back. A few weeks later, in the middle of the night [Boxing Day] they came back for me.” Khaled tells me how they trashed his house and intimidated him in front of his wife and daughter until he promised to go and see their chief the next morning. “Two hours after they left I had packed my bags and we left for Egypt.” Khaled and his wife stayed in Cairo for a year, taking advantage of the relatively lax residency laws for Syrians at the time, before deciding to join his son in The Netherlands. He and his wife boarded a flight from Cairo bound for America via The Netherlands, having obtained a visa to visit their elder son, also a pilot, who lives in Texas. When the plane stopped in Schiphol Airport they got off and claimed asylum, preferring to settle nearer to Syria, with their younger son. Khaled has few expectations of life in The Netherlands, beyond being close to his family. He has none of the life-building enthusiasm of the younger men here, and is much more interested in talking about Syria. I’m curious to hear Khaled’s professional opinion of the Syrian army’s current prospects. How long can Assad’s army last? Khaled lifts his eyebrows in a characteristically Middle Eastern expression of negativity. “The army is weak, depleted. The soldiers are mainly Alawites now, many Sunnis have left. Also, after three years of war soldiers are psychologically damaged because there is constant fighting and they are not allowed home to see their families. I don’t think the army is in good shape.” Speaking with a passion that was absent from his drily delivered personal story, Khaled starts describing all that is rotten in Syria. He looks at me almost imploringly. “I will tell you why I hate Assad and his people. First, the Alawite elite is only 5 percent of population and they have a completely unfair monopoly of power. Second, they operate a regime of fear — do you think I can rest easy here, knowing my daughter is still in Syria? I cannot. Third, the secret police. They can do anything they like. Ministers can take money from the Central Bank whenever they want without consequence. It is totally corrupt. Fourth, obviously I hate the way they treated me, how they left me no choice but to abandon my home. Syria is unlivable.” Would he return? Khaled unwittingly echoes Samer’s answer to the same question. “If Assad left tomorrow I would return tomorrow.” * * * Khaled believes that Syrians are fundamentally good at living together, “not like Somalia.” He hates ISIL, as does almost everyone I ask, but he thinks the al-Nusra front (another extremist rebel group) is OK-ish. “We could work with them.” His attitude reminds me of a seasoned security analyst in Istanbul who once described the difference to me between the two groups’ kidnap negotiation techniques as follows: “Nusra, you can bargain with them, they understand business. [ISIL] is a different story.” Khaled is pleasantly surprised by how welcoming Dutch people are and Samer agrees. I tell them not everyone feels the same, that I have heard stories of prejudice. “Of course, racism is only natural, everywhere. But we haven’t seen it.” As their countrymen leave a wrecked Syria in droves, undeterred by increasingly tough border controls, fearful hosts and the possibility of years spent in detention centers, Khaled and Samer are looking on the bright side.

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Adventures in dictionaries. I. In the novel by Patrick Modiano I’m translating, a bus stops at Cross Road in Bournemouth “devant un cottage pimpant,” and I had a feeling, somehow, that my first try, “in front of a pimpin’ little cottage,” was probably not right. “Origin obscure,” says the Oxford English Dictionary about pimp. You can hear a titch more donnish vinegar in the etymology than the stolid lexicographers usually let show: Generally thought to be in some way related to 16th century French pimper, vb., present participle pimpant alluring or seducing in outward appearance or dress…. French pimper is taken as ≈ Provençal pimpar, pipar, to render elegant. But these leave much to be explained in the history of the word before 1600. Much to be explained indeed. There is no history in English of the classier original meanings; right from the start, the English word meant “one who provides means and opportunities for unlawful sexual intercourse; a pander, a procurer” or “one who ministers to anything evil, esp. to base appetites or vices.” In French, pimper has disappeared and pimpant is just, per Harrap’s New Standard Dictionary, “smart, spruce, spick and span; femme pimpante, chic and attractive woman; une pimpante petite ville, a gay and spruce little town.” It all sounds so innocent, doesn’t it? Pimps—maquereaux—aren’t their fault. But the English, needing a new word for something unsavory, decided (as they so often do) to borrow one from the naughty French. Weirdly, modern street usage gets back to the word’s more wholesome origins. After Pimp My Ride, the hit MTV show about “doing up your car like an African American Pimp: 20″ gold rims, body kit, tinted windows, loads of ice in the trunk,” the verb pimping up or pimping out is now “more commonly used [to mean] making something cool or better: Yeah, I was totally pimping up my profile today!” or “to go all out on in a fashion manner: whoah that dude got himself all pimped out in the black and pink.” (All quotes in this paragraph from the always useful Urban Dictionary.) A “pimpin’ pink Mustang” isn’t likely to lead to unlawfully getting laid, or to base vices of any sort, but it does look chic and attractive, gay and spruce, spic and span. Pimpant. II. In one especially ridiculous Robert Walser story, the narrator meets two characters at the end: a certain “Wulff, 100% German, recalling Auerochsen, the primeval forests, the clang of swords, the pelt of bears. His full beard reached down to the tips of his toes. On his arm was a full-bosomed, voluptuous, firm, and juicy capitalist lady.” I had no idea what Auerochsen were, other than something toweringly Teutonic and paleo enough to be pimpin’ to the juiciest ladies. My German-English dictionaries offered “Auerochse: aurochs,” which helped not at all. Maybe you know what an aurochs is; I didn’t. To American Heritage, third edition, where this is the whole definition of aurochs: “1. See urus. 2. See wisent.” Urus is: “An extinct wild ox, believed to be the ancestor of domestic cattle. Also called aurochs.” While wisent: “The European bison. Also called aurochs.” And not extinct. There are jokes about endless-loop dictionary entries like these—I had never come so close to finding one. In my translation, I made Wulff recall the aurochs, not the urus or the wisent. Why not? It sounded better. I later found the creature marauding through the massively vocabularied Patrick Leigh Fermor, too: he describes Rumanian potentates with “phenomenal titles … Great Bans of Craiova, Domnitzas, Beyzadeas, Grand Logothetes, hospodars, swordbearers and cupbearers, all dressed in amazing robes … the only hint of feudal Europe, perhaps, being a crowned escutcheon in which the black raven of Wallachia impales the Moldavian auroch.” He, or his posthumous copyeditor, gets the singular of aurochs wrong (the singular of oxen isn’t och), but arrhh, you can hear the clang of the feudal swords, smell the pelt of the bears. Moldavia aside, Walser was prophetic about 100% Germanness. A good decade after his 1917 story, German scientists—Heinz Heck in Munich and his brother, Lutz Heck, in Berlin—started a program to breed back the massive primordial beasts, extinct since 1627. The result was Heck cattle, misleadingly announced to the world by the publicity-savvy brothers as “back-bred aurochs.” Although the research started in the 1920s, and the first bull said to resemble an aurochs was born in 1932, the whole effort has been remembered, not entirely unjustly, as a project of “Nazi science,” madly breeding a genetically pure super-race. Lutz joined the Party early. Time magazine says “the Nazi government funded an attempt to breed them back as part of its propaganda effort.” But one English journalist, Simon de Bruxelles, seems to have cornered the market on magnificent aurochs headlines, from “A shaggy cow story: how a Nazi experiment brought extinct aurochs to Devon”— Through the misty early morning sunlight dappling a Devon field a vision from the primeval past lumbers into view. The beast with its shaggy, russet-tinged coat, powerful shoulders and lyre-shaped horns could have stepped straight from a prehistoric cave painting. The vision is … Bos primigenius, the aurochs, fearsome wild ancestor of all today’s domestic cattle, immortalised tens of thousands of years ago in ochre and charcoal in the Great Hall of the Bulls at Lascaux in southwest France… —to, just last month, the nearly incomparable “Peace in our time after slaughter of Nazi super-cows:” Britain’s only herd of “Nazi” cattle has been turned into sausages because they were so dangerous that no one could go near them…. The cattle, which have long horns as sharp as stilettos, were an attempt by Nazi scientists to re-create the prehistoric aurochs, a breed of giant wild cattle regarded with awe by Julius Caesar…. Atavistic Northern European grandiosity about aurochs lives on. There’s a new effort to resurrect the ancient breed, the Tauros Project, led by Dutchman Henri Kerkdijk, and an even newer offshoot from 2013: the Uruz Project, complete with a TED event. They want to help “rewild” Holland by “de-extincting” the animals that inhabited earlier ecosystems. It all sounds pretty plausible: as this useful summary explains, scientists sequence aurochs DNA from old bones found in Britain, then go looking for breeds of cattle alive today with segments of aurochs DNA still intact. (“Tauros,” initially called “TaurOs” ≈ Taurus + Os, “Bull + Bone.”) With the sequencing of the complete aurochs genome, celebrated on the Breeding-Back Blog last year, the double-helix dictionary of the aurochs is complete. A few more generations of selective breeding and there we’ll have it. The aurochs are not being “recreated,” as an online commenter puts it: “They are just being ‘rejoined.’ The genes are still there, spread through the population of cows.” They are being spelled. III. I am currently writing a book on the Rorschach test, and during its heyday in the fifties the inkblots were used for just about everything. One article I found, from 1952, used the test to confirm evidence published elsewhere that healthy women undergo psychological changes during menstruation. It’s when the author describes his test subjects—twenty female medical-student colleagues, age twenty-two to twenty-six, who took the test once during the month and then showed up again on the first day of their period, “voluntarily, for which I am grateful,” he remarks—that the article really gets weird. Although he couldn’t, “for obvious reasons,” undertake “the necessary measurements” on his med-school buddies to confirm their Kretschmer types, he could tell by looking that they “all tended toward the pyknic type.” Then come four paragraphs on what earlier researchers—Munz, Enke, Kloss—had said about the pyknic’s typical Rorschach results. Um, what? Wikipedia time. The consonant-heavy Ernst Kretschmer, in his book Physique and Character, defined three physical types: the athletic, the asthenic (i.e., scrawny), and the pyknic, from Greek pyknos, meaning squat and fat (and, yes, pronounced just like picnic, with no long vowel or silent k). Each type was associated with certain personalities and prone to particular mental illnesses. All this from the Ernst Kretschmer page, which mostly but not entirely manages to keep it together. The more interesting connections aren’t there, though: Physique and Character was published in 1921, the same year as both Carl Jung’s Psychological Types, later simplified to the Myers-Briggs test, and Hermann Rorschach’s Psychodiagnostics, the book that introduced the world to the inkblot test. It was a good year for typing people. Those female medical students looking at inkblots, in any case, apparently were chubby, chatty, friendly, “interpersonally dependent,” and predisposed more toward manic depression than schizophrenia. Kretschmer was also a founding member and president of a group gulpingly called AÄGP, and the AÄGP page has, as Wikipedia likes to say, “some issues.” Here it is: “International General Medical Society for Psychotherapy was a society founded by Dr. Josef Sullivan, a German psychologist as Allgemeine Ärztliche Gesellschaft für Psychotherapie (AÄGP) in 1927. The prefix international was added in 1937. After Matthias Göring became the president as Carl Gustav Jung.” So there are still some far-flung outposts of garbledom left on Wikipedia, in case you were wondering. Even here, we can find that strange and salutary feeling lumbering into view from the primeval past: when we go looking for references with a semblance of authority, only to find ourselves more perplexed than ever. Damion Searls, the Daily’s language columnist, is a translator from German, French, Norwegian, and Dutch.

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