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MW is battlefield, this isn’t call of duty at all
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The more I come here the more I love my dog ~ Paaji...even got bored of editing my own profile...
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#निब्बीमेमे Life of khar-santacruz nibbis Born Shoutout for shoutout Death
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Destroying the plants of your rivals makes room for your own garden to expand, hence the “aggressive” part.
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Not that I agree with @USER @USER, @USER (@USER), but really? "Americans should be 'more fearful of white men.' "?
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That first indication of a sore throat is always nerve wracking. Is it actually sickness? Allergies? Acid reflux? 😭
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@USER 8 straight months of it! Glad you’ve caught it!!
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@USER Being a Marlian issa thing of the heart 😁
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@USER What's your definition of "getting Brexit done"? Does it have one shared definition across the entire British population?
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I guess I’m still young if I still get drunk calls from friends in the middle of the night
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The ecstatic feeling of irritation over the conversation 🌎
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@USER All of them! Have you met Churchill? Dude is a joke himself! His assistant Jesse, his tummy is the joke! Shall I go on?
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Lisa has lots of similarities with some idols no wonder she gets shipped with almost everyone 😅
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Idk who is worse NYLA OR LANI while they sleep.. Start off at one side of the bed & work their way around each part of the bed 🥴
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@USER Who needs the circus when we’ve got the c̶i̶r̶c̶u̶s̶ Incredible business tool of twitter!
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@USER No, instead of 1 tesla you can help so many people with the same money
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First half of the album: ヽ(•‿•)ノ. Second half of the album: (⌣̩̩́_⌣̩̩̀) @USER
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fb memories tell me 11 years ago today I bought the super dictionary. clearly, historically, this is a day of Good Decisions.
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Just about sums up what @USER are.The SNP's Tommy Sheppard just told @USER the Prime Minister is running scared of a general election. I'm not sure how to unpick that.
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What Stears should seek would be for @USER (NG) to have another list that covers our intricacies on the ease of doing business.
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2 years ago today i was sat on a bus going into town binge watching a bunch of tøp interviews
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@USER @USER Saw your questioning of Zuckerberg. You are quite pathetic. It’s amazing that people like you actually get elected.
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@USER Not all of the world is product engineering. 😉
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@USER Good of you
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I live in city of lights but my life is still dark
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@USER so some people get the idea that All drug addicts would do Anything for Drugs, when it's just a minority of people
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@USER Most of their information were put on social media by themselves though...
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@USER Wichita is the middle of the SWAMP
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@USER 😂😂😂But no boy was taking it off in the first place
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@USER @USER You created this mess, we needed to clean it up, so we FIRED you! It’s called cause and effect.
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<사랑의 가장 큰 적은 미움이 아니라 두려움이다. 두려움은 신뢰하는 능력을 파괴한다> Hate is not the first enemy of love. Fear is. It destroys your ability to trust.
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#TGIFSHOW with @USER <> #NP no wahala by @USER cc @USER stay tuned & keep it locked.
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@USER what is it?
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@USER I guess it logically then becomes the more mundane Bobby Recoderated. #howtokillajokeinonequickstep
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If Blueface is featured on a song it’s an immediate skip...
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@USER @USER Leaving the EU means leaving the customs union. It's not hard.
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@USER So close yet soooo not it
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can the 4th hurry up? it's been too long since TEOTFW
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You can't have it allUntil you hear he sounds like two ants fighting 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@USER i watched it too...had low expectations but wow. basically british scott pilgrim but with worse plot
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@USER i think i associate them wit the customers, it makes me one of them, smh
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@USER @USER @USER We have arrived.....facism. It is here.
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@USER Awwww 🥺it’s not next to each other but kinda close lol
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It's Friday, it's 3 weeks until @USER #itstillcantcomesoonenough
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@USER @USER Yes, it’s different when the person thinking that is an adult and has power.
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@USER @USER @USER It's nearly as old as me!! 😍
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@USER @USER Why the waste? Reduce it to 18,500
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Back at my moms house it’s 12:38 do I leave through the front door or sneak out the back lmfao 🤣🤣
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Always have connections for these things. It's just a matter of calling and requesting, in time.
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Imagine not being Colo- 🤢🤢🤢 not being Colomb— 🤢🤢🤢 can’t even say it 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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@USER Sadly i cant like it 10 times...
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The fact that they used Manolo as a transition song on Rhythm & Flow, I LOVE IT
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@USER @USER Hey Thanks appreciate it 🙏🏽
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I just want some head 🙄 fuck it I said it...
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Then they sensed it. They sensed a spirit that was finally free of guilt, cleansed of a lie, redeemed in the end by a brother’s trust. 7/
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if i killed myself on my birthday it would kind of be a flex
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@USER not really helped by the biased speaker , surrender act then finally letwin amendment really was it? ......
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@USER @USER It's at best very simplistic to suggest that Type 2 is the result of gluttony either
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Genuinely so upset with how I’m doing in school ... like why am I going through it this semester
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:: notes on blue :: red depleted.i use blue, oh the darkness of it all,the surface tension,primeval scream hidden by centuries of crimson
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i might... reread hs...... soon. i havent even finished it though so. I am not sure
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I need to advance my French as in yesterday, this little bit I know is not gonna cut it.
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Shit it's voting season again my dudes
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A quarrel is like an itch; the more you scratch, the more it itches. - Yiddish proverb.
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@USER It’s okay to shut up and listen!
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@USER @USER @USER @USER What is an explosive weapon and how do you plan to disarm it?
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I can’t hold it anymore
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.. food taste better when it’s not yours yo 😭😭😭😭
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It's mystical._dimples6,,,pls be my franddd🥺
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@USER @USER It really won't.
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@USER If that's your budget go ahead then, just let me know how it goes
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Yep, I'll trend this like my life depends on it. Still, I haven't heard the song. #MAMAMOODESTINY @USER
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@USER @USER @USER nah you didn’t have to do me like that 😭 “I prayyy for you” makes me lose it every time lmao
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You only need one person to believe in you. It's a lot easier if that one person is yourself.
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@USER She literally snatched it.... like am I running away with the paper or something 😂
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Guys, Netflix’s Interior Design Masters feels like it was literally made for me.
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@USER He shouldn’t have done that but we also don’t know what she did, she might have deserved it
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@USER Why? It looks doper on you jooh
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@USER Aye wait for a couple of days then it'll not look as good 😂😂
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@USER Can you help me with it plzzz 😭😭😭
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@USER Alright, which number shall it be? 🔮😊🎵
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.... Literally bottom 3 number oneHow did Einstein have one of mariahs best #1s but it was her worst album ever 😭😭
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@USER Take a break really not because you can't handle it I know I can just because they will not stop until next active story!
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@USER @USER It is your guy, @USER that is holding thing up, by not giving anyone a chance to vote on the bills.
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@USER No need to panic it’s only 1/20th of a Grayling!
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if i haven’t rt your rt deal pls dm me or comment under this ♡ or if you want me to un retweet yours and rt it again lmk
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@USER Great to hear it, Chris! ^AB
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Oh, oil. Especially if it's Patrick Leahy's. Ew. Quite farty it is.
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@USER @USER I thought it looks like a vagina.. There were also ones that looked like bum holes lol
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@USER @USER N Poverty is a much bigger dungeon with lions n fire in it!
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@USER What’s it use in intercourse?
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If I'm controlling my food portions, it's only coz having a large appetite would leave me susceptible to an ulcer attack.
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Can y'all stop colloquially saying you have conditions that you don't actually have? It really confuses my autistic brain.
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@USER It's where people go when they've been banished by Facebook
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These people haven't seen that fortress and it shows 😂Zanu PF Youth threatens to invade @USER until they remove sanctions.
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I don't know what I'm feeling, but there's a lot of it
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rap firi america but it truly belongs to the blacks , so i’m free to curse on a song fucc around w me na me de spanner bɛchukie wo lungs .
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(I don’t think this is likely or the best option for Labour. I also don’t think it’s crackers.)
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It’s a shame I’m on the only one up playing cod...
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@USER I’m so tired of you playing with me when you get home it’s just going to be all type of problems 🙄
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