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You tell me.
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You need therapy. Has anyone ever told you that?
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Answer the question Patrick
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Nothing! There's nothing in it for me. Just the pleasure of your company.
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How'd you get a tux at the last minute?
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It's Scurvy's. His date got convicted. Where'd you get the dress?
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It's just something I had. You know
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Oh huh
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Look I'm -- sorry -- that I questioned your motives. I was wrong.
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My grandmother's .
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What?
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That's where I was last year. She'd never lived alone -- my grandfather died -- I stayed with her. I wasn't in jail I don't know Marilyn Manson and I've never slept with a Spice Girl. I spent a year sitting next to my grandma on the couch watching Wheel of Fortune. End of story.
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That ' s completely adorable!
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It gets worse -- you still have your freshman yearbook?
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Wait I...
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You were paid to take me out! By -- the one person I truly hate. I knew it was a set-up!
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It wasn't like that.
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Really? What was it like? A down payment now then a bonus for sleeping with me?
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I didn't care about the money.
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A Fender Strat. You bought this?
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I thought you could use it. When you start your band.
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Besides I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.
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Is that right?
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Yeah but then I fucked up. I fell for her.
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Why is my veggie burger the only burnt object on this grill?
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Because I like to torture you.
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Oh Bianca? Can you get me my freshman yearbook?
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Don ' t you even dare. . .
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I know.
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I thought we decided you were going to school here. At U of 0.
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You decided.
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This from someone whose diary is devoted to favorite grooming tips?
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Enough!
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My insurance does not cover PMS
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Then tell them I had a seizure.
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Is this about Sarah Lawrence? You punishing me?
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I thought you were punishing me.
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Why can't we agree on this?
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Because you're making decisions for me.
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As a parent that's my right
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So what I want doesn't matter?
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You're eighteen. You don't know what you want. You won't know until you're forty-five and you don't have it.
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I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. I want --
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Was that your sister?
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Yeah. She left with some bikers Big ones. Full of sperm.
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Funny.
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I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?
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No Daddy.
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So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?
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Parts of it.
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Which parts?
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The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.
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Bianca did what?
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What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?
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No -- impressed.
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You know fathers don't like to admit that their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bleachers for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence I won't even be able to watch the game.
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When I go?
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Oh Christ. Don't tell me you've changed your mind. I already sent 'em a check.
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Katarina Stratford. My my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.
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Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
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Well yes compared to your other choices of expression this year today's events are quite mild. By the way Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well in case you're interested.
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I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.
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The point is Kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ...
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Tempestuous?
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Am I supposed to feel better? Like right now? Or do I have some time to think about it?
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Just smack her now.
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Hey there. Tired of breathing?
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Cool pictures. You a fan?
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Oh yeah.
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Macbeth right?
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Kat a fan too?
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What?
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The situation is my man Cameron here has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.
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I think I speak correctly when I say that Cameron's love is pure. Purer than say -- Joey Dorsey's.
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That's where we can help you. With Kat.
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Patrick Pat you're not looking at the big picture. Joey's just a pawn. We set this whole thing up so Cameron can get the girl.
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We're your guys.
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Good enough.
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Just for now.
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Ever been to Club Skunk?
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I prefer to think of it simply as an alternative to what the law allows.
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So you got cozy with she who stings?
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Sweet love renew thy force!
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I missed you.
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It says here you exposed yourself to a group of freshmen girls.
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It was a bratwurst. I was eating lunch.
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With the teeth of your zipper?
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I don't understand Patrick. You haven't done anything asinine this week. Are you not feeling well?
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Touch of the flu.
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I'm at a loss then. What should we talk about? Your year of absence?
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Why don't we discuss your driving need to be a hemorrhoid?
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What's to discuss?
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You weren't abused you aren't stupid and as far as I can tell you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a fuck-up?
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Well you know -- there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good...
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You're completely demented.
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See you next week!
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In the microwave.
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Make anyone cry today?
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What's a synonym for throbbing?
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Sarah Lawrence is on the other side of the country.
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