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#3 woke up and was having an accident - "It's pushing, it's pushing!" he was crying because he couldn't stop from wetting his pants.
Mon Apr 06 22:46:57 PDT 2009
nssmom
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Home from Franklin street, I almost jumped over a fire. Someone kicked it before I could. Jenny lost her shoe.
Mon Apr 06 22:47:05 PDT 2009
qsexy
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@johnnybeane hey! you just changed your default.
Mon Apr 06 22:47:22 PDT 2009
anaxxx04
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Finally gave in and was bored enough to start this thing. I think the 140 is going to be a problem for me tho. its like a myspace status.
Mon Apr 06 22:47:21 PDT 2009
yaaritemuna
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@ellievolia If oooonly we were really so lucky, eh? And awh Definitely too early for work.
Mon Apr 06 22:47:28 PDT 2009
silverytides
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buttload of homework!
Mon Apr 06 22:47:32 PDT 2009
valthatgal
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needs another copy of visual studio 2008
Mon Apr 06 22:47:40 PDT 2009
f8al
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why to we, the only school in the world, be in this week.My school is silly anyway... look on the bright side. When i'm off, u will be in
Mon Apr 06 22:47:41 PDT 2009
lizziehalfpenny
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omg i've an economics test. and i dont know all the things i have to know and omg im gonna fail
Mon Apr 06 22:47:56 PDT 2009
Daniiej
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@robcthegeek Once upon a time Hundred Islands was the pride of Philippine tourism, but coral/clam/rare fish poaching did it in. Kinda sad
Mon Apr 06 22:47:58 PDT 2009
LaTtEX
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@Henkuyinepu yeah, apparently i have really bad taste
Mon Apr 06 22:48:00 PDT 2009
wireandroses
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@hummiemd I KNOW! I was really surprised since everyone recommends them on youtube. I have to call them tomorrow and figure it all out.
Mon Apr 06 22:48:00 PDT 2009
EricaLeigh777
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Waiting at the airport for my ride while I get harassed by 2 men trying to sell me ugly hats.. Why me?! I just want to sleep..
Mon Apr 06 22:48:02 PDT 2009
dini123
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i left my IDs at the location and now i can not go out to bars FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Mon Apr 06 22:48:02 PDT 2009
danadearmond
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@celycarmo i'm sorry I don't understand your last comment
Mon Apr 06 22:48:03 PDT 2009
digitales
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@OfficialRandL when is the announcement? i stayed up late last night
Mon Apr 06 22:48:04 PDT 2009
_emmajane_
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@KishoreK this is strange, illegal torrents avlbl everywhere, legal DVD not in stock What do I do now???
Mon Apr 06 22:48:08 PDT 2009
nchokkan
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ITS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY THAT IMISS U
Mon Apr 06 22:48:10 PDT 2009
dmjc
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This trolley has up packed in like sardines! Padre game and they REMOVE a car?! Good call MTS
Mon Apr 06 22:48:13 PDT 2009
FuzzyPandaButt
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@RandomlyNat Jeez, I was just trying to help Haha.
Mon Apr 06 22:48:14 PDT 2009
VictoriaBahar
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@SupaMagg that happened to me saturday night. along with my glittery green lighter!
Mon Apr 06 22:48:17 PDT 2009
beccaomgz
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trying to reduce the number of cigarettes in each day!
Mon Apr 06 22:48:19 PDT 2009
Sarinluck
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yea it is so quiet around here cuz everyone has to work im bored to death with nobody to talk to
Mon Apr 06 22:48:23 PDT 2009
Kayla_Ann09
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gotta do my cooking assignment its too hard
Mon Apr 06 22:48:32 PDT 2009
AimeePonticello
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@treesahquiche okay, about the applepears, I've talked to a few people and they've ALL had them before. No one ever told me, never
Mon Apr 06 22:48:32 PDT 2009
jkenneth
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@jennifermf I know! I'm a night owl by nature, hahaha Am I a time zone behind you? It's almost 1 here
Mon Apr 06 22:48:34 PDT 2009
Lindsey_
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@mamasvan lol - nope! but i did have complete #camerafail
Mon Apr 06 22:48:35 PDT 2009
TidyCat
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@maxime68 @megelder But! I'm useless if I don't sleep It's not fair! I want all the fun as well!!!
Mon Apr 06 22:48:37 PDT 2009
FaithfulChosen
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My Pookie has a UTI. I have to be Nurse Gabbie and get him back to 100%!!! No more sodas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon Apr 06 22:48:38 PDT 2009
sthrn_belle
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@jillianfish tweet something damn it! and hang out with me please?
Mon Apr 06 22:48:42 PDT 2009
Jeffficus
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@anistorm
Mon Apr 06 22:48:48 PDT 2009
jtmal0723
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I'm SO behind in video games, and everything for that matter. I'm yesterday's news
Mon Apr 06 22:48:50 PDT 2009
ubecupcake
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@sleep_til_noon I did, it was the only one left but I got tempted and ate it soon as I got home I had a chocolate velvet & ate d mocha
Mon Apr 06 22:48:53 PDT 2009
Properteacup
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Is stressing out because my blackberry keeps flashing a red alert status for no reason!! Its faking me out and I hate it!!!
Mon Apr 06 22:48:54 PDT 2009
aerlyne
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http://twitpic.com/2y34e - I wanna wear my Doc Martens out! Haven't worn them since December.
Mon Apr 06 22:49:51 PDT 2009
cinnayum
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When to the shoe repair shop and the guy could not find my shoes! So I have to go back and see if he can find them in a couple days.
Mon Apr 06 22:49:55 PDT 2009
Bunkermeister
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@B_Barnett I did not really see that coming
Mon Apr 06 22:49:55 PDT 2009
ScullyorSuz
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just woke up from the most vivid, sketchy, not-cool dreams of my life. time to stare at the wall with the lights on.
Mon Apr 06 22:49:57 PDT 2009
xmattxwalkerx
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it'll take 3 days for my sister to get her passport
Mon Apr 06 22:49:58 PDT 2009
bnycastro
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@nicolerichie OH MY YES!! i miss
Mon Apr 06 22:50:03 PDT 2009
chann16
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Uh oh... I think I am getting sick
Mon Apr 06 22:50:11 PDT 2009
xll00llx
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Good GOD they ruined my belly button!!!
Mon Apr 06 22:50:17 PDT 2009
FlyRice
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Watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Makes me miss Toon Town.
Mon Apr 06 22:50:19 PDT 2009
ashleyjanne
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@akianz renting.. but very cheap renting, and awesome house. We had 3 buying attempts fall through
Mon Apr 06 22:50:28 PDT 2009
br3nda
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running nose + spinning head = not a good combination for a meeting!
Mon Apr 06 22:50:34 PDT 2009
aisyahsamsudin
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@EazyDoesIt87 NEGATIVE.. you lost my vote of confidence
Mon Apr 06 22:50:43 PDT 2009
IGetsBusy514
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Nasty budget due and my iphone is being sent to Apple today.
Mon Apr 06 22:50:48 PDT 2009
ElliotTucker
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@Sofii_Noel that�s bad
Mon Apr 06 22:50:49 PDT 2009
aragorn_elessar
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Dammit, episode 3 of Kings won't play for some reason stopped in the middle now won't do anything
Mon Apr 06 22:50:51 PDT 2009
kailashvasupati
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I'm so upset that I missed my chat and quiz online because my free internet has ceased
Mon Apr 06 22:50:58 PDT 2009
TK04
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can't believe it! I'm in disbelief of it all in a way really. How much can I take from people and always get hurt by others!!
Mon Apr 06 22:51:00 PDT 2009
missria
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Car show season has started without me
Mon Apr 06 22:51:13 PDT 2009
FuhQ
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my throat is raw.
Mon Apr 06 22:51:14 PDT 2009
brivonboo
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@KevChoice I just don't get it. What in a persons mind could even have them on some ish like this??? My prayers are with her fam for real
Mon Apr 06 22:51:17 PDT 2009
leamonet
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@frago I hate you. I didn't need to see that. I need to call my therapist now.
Mon Apr 06 22:51:19 PDT 2009
sonnyjohl
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Twilight didn't come yesterday fingers crossed for today
Mon Apr 06 22:51:24 PDT 2009
JRDM
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@NileLegania glad I was able help you feel better. I hate to see you sick Love you!
Mon Apr 06 22:51:25 PDT 2009
latoyanlegania
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is tireddddddd. want to sleep but i have an assignment to finish and an exam tomorrow to study for
Mon Apr 06 22:51:26 PDT 2009
calliott
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You know, I was thinking... I need money
Mon Apr 06 22:51:27 PDT 2009
you_undaft_cow
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omg..its jst teusday
Mon Apr 06 22:51:33 PDT 2009
diver
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@ddlovato @David_Henrie ummmmm i cant find it.
Mon Apr 06 22:51:34 PDT 2009
toritor11
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Just heard that they found Sandra Cantu... She was only 8 yrs old
Mon Apr 06 22:51:34 PDT 2009
SHARisDOPE
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@corrosivecandy Ive forgotten how to snoo-snoo I wonder if snoo-snoo and I will ever meet again...
Mon Apr 06 22:51:40 PDT 2009
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@AmaNorris wow that last tweet made me seem like a giant sexist...sorry about that
Mon Apr 06 22:51:44 PDT 2009
linnix
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My bathtub drain is fired: it haz 1 job 2 do, & it iz FAIL. I got all Drano on its ass, & iz STILL NOT DRAINING. I wanna shower, dangit!!
Mon Apr 06 22:51:46 PDT 2009
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stuck at home
Mon Apr 06 22:51:48 PDT 2009
Glycel
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@nomadicmatt mine is 1/10 how do you get it up?
Mon Apr 06 22:51:49 PDT 2009
sweisbrot
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Duckling in famous children's book stolen from Boston's Public Garden - The Boston Globe http://tinyurl.com/dc2htx via @ShareThis OH NO!!
Mon Apr 06 22:51:50 PDT 2009
sunshinegarma
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@Appomattox_News Thank you! However, I hate to be on the same list that includes 2 convicts.
Mon Apr 06 22:51:51 PDT 2009
TradingGoddess
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Heading to Altrincham, again! Out of hours install
Mon Apr 06 22:51:52 PDT 2009
robbiebrown
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MORNING!!! Good im bloody knackered!!! Work is not for me today HELPPP!!!! xxx
Mon Apr 06 22:51:53 PDT 2009
GemDoughnut
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@jeffreecuntstar I don't have a garage. But you can park in my driveway!
Mon Apr 06 22:51:59 PDT 2009
glorysevenfold
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@lauredhel What happened?
Mon Apr 06 22:52:07 PDT 2009
enfox
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"On popular music" by T.W.Adorno is probably the most difficult reading ever prescribed, I'm actually struggling to continue
Mon Apr 06 22:52:06 PDT 2009
calee01
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http://twitpic.com/2y36e - cant see the flowers falling i dont have a camera, just my cellphone
Mon Apr 06 22:52:11 PDT 2009
utehbaik
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We've been good. I'm not liking the snow right now, was getting used to the nice Spring-like weather. How about you?
Mon Apr 06 22:52:13 PDT 2009
soulonfire68
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@brian_armstrong What a pity YouTube is currently blocked in China. I can't see the vids.
Mon Apr 06 22:52:19 PDT 2009
Gordie_Rogers
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@margaretcho what happened to your show it was the hightlight of my life
Mon Apr 06 22:52:18 PDT 2009
dmurda6
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This is the best leather sofa in the world! It's in the office though which means I'm still here working
Mon Apr 06 22:52:21 PDT 2009
terrcin
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Still 3 more days until my Internet gets uncapped
Mon Apr 06 22:52:23 PDT 2009
stewartizer
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If he doesn't get better in a few days, he could have something lodged in his belly
Mon Apr 06 22:52:25 PDT 2009
rachelgab
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i Love my atekinzz so much. && i soo miss her..
Mon Apr 06 22:52:27 PDT 2009
baybiegela
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I wanna sneak into the zoo and play with the kitties
Mon Apr 06 22:52:31 PDT 2009
erynfreakincody
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@lolitariot oh no hope you're not getting sick too!
Mon Apr 06 22:52:38 PDT 2009
xkhaotik
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@alejandralei i dont think i can cause its my cousins birthday party
Mon Apr 06 22:52:39 PDT 2009
stacymartinez
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Our sweet little man just fell asleep while waiting up for daddy and big brother to get home! Poor baby, he missed them so much today!
Mon Apr 06 22:52:42 PDT 2009
chelseajohns
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the angel is going to miss the athlete this weekend
Mon Apr 06 22:52:40 PDT 2009
elenasarmie
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trust is hard
Mon Apr 06 22:52:44 PDT 2009
funkyfreshbabe
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have watched that considering today. yaknow. shawnna tomomorrow;i need my bestfriend
Mon Apr 06 22:52:47 PDT 2009
AlexKayy
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Grr i want to keep reading but if i do i wont have anything left to read
Mon Apr 06 22:52:50 PDT 2009
xemilyxmariex
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atekinzz, where in the world are you??
Mon Apr 06 22:52:50 PDT 2009
baybiegela
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@RumLover No! u supposed to be my date
Mon Apr 06 22:52:51 PDT 2009
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pears & Brie, bottle of Cabernet, and "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton"... oh gawwd my life flashed forward to when I'm 40 with my 75 cats
Mon Apr 06 22:52:56 PDT 2009
malice_sin
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Crap. I need more dresses too.
Mon Apr 06 22:52:59 PDT 2009
wx1901
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@kaeeeep yeah! i know! it was horrible!!!! ugh. saddening.
Mon Apr 06 22:53:04 PDT 2009
missb2818
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@Brodhe geez ur no fun are you
Mon Apr 06 22:53:06 PDT 2009
fictillius
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I wanna be in a punk rock band again
Mon Apr 06 22:53:14 PDT 2009
SicklyInfected
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@jyesmith That's a lot of angst for a Tuesday afternoon
Mon Apr 06 22:53:15 PDT 2009
AshleighF
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I'm very glad Britney isn't crazy anymore! That was one hell of a show! Now I'm sad that it's over. Next up...AP at Cook County!
Mon Apr 06 22:53:19 PDT 2009
andreakuefler
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has a huuuge headache! omg I feel like crap!
Mon Apr 06 22:53:18 PDT 2009
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