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hahaha i was on the way out when they starting to get strict with that dumb shit .

hahaha i was on the way out when they starting to get strict with that useless thing .

i 'm glad the president unilaterally decided to do this , cause fuck congress and laws

I am glad the president unilaterally decides to do this, cause Congress and laws do not make sense

shit nashville is still in the league eh .

Oh, Nashville is still in the league.

what the fuck is wrong with this guy .

What is wrong with this guy.

fuck that everything should be free

Forget that, everything should be free.

you mean espn , which was bought by abc in 96 , is shit ?

You mean ESPN, which was bought by abc in 96 is bad?

how does this bitch still have a fucking job ?

how does she still have a job ?

so who the fuck thought this was a good idea ?

so who thought this was a good idea?

i mean , shit , at least go the easy route and pay a likable retired sports star .

i mean, at least go the easy route and pay a likable retired sports star .

* it 's the same fucking thing .

It’s the same thing.

up to this point i can 't be impressed with their complete lack of fucks up till now .

up to this point i can 't be impressed with their complete lack of things till now

r worldnews germany destroys brazil what the fuck ?

The current news is Germany win over Brazil, what a surprise?

fuck now that song is stuck in my head .

damn this song is stuck in my head.

hamas is also widely recognized as a terrorist group , so protesting against them is redundant as fuck .

Hamas is also widely recognized as a terrorist group , so protesting against them is redundant

bush acted on fucking worthless cia info .

bush acted on worthless cia info.

isis has changed their name to " mongols " russia 's fucked .

is is has changed their name to "Mongols", Russia won't end well

yeah brilliant idea who gives a fuck about innocent civilians ?

yeah brilliant idea who gives a idea about innocent civilians ?

or heck , couldn 't it also be argued that it 's a fucking poptart ?

oh couldn't it also be argued that it's a poptart?

a crusade against fucking money saving lightbulbs no less

A crusade against money saving lightbulbs no less.

fking just fucking stop it .

just stop it .

it hurts how judgemental assholes view them , and no one gives a shit about that .

it hurts how judgemental view them , and no one gives attention about that .

probably because the source , content , html layout and title of that website is complete shit .

Probably because the source,content, html layout and title of that website is useless

would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ?

would you eat a meal that was 55 % bad?

the problem i find is that most of my friends who smoke view vaping as " for pussies " .

the problem i find is that most of my friends who smoke view vaping as joke

it doesn 't , it just means they can 't do shit about it now .

It doesn't, it just means they can't do anything about it now.

the planet doesn 't give a rats ass about us .

the planet doesn't care about us

well fuck you too , cbs .

same to you too,cbs.

normal housewalls in my town are sometimes full of shit like swastiskas or antifa stuff .

normal housewalls in my town are sometimes full of things like swastiskas or antifa stuff .

this shit is outtta hand .

This is outta hand.

the god damn country has gone mad .

the country has gone mad .

he knew how to keep this shit under control .

he knew how to keep this under control .

no he is in power and he is fucking the powerless .

no he is in power and he is the powerless

like holy fuck this is insane , actually sound like a plot to some movie .

this is insane , actually sound like a plot to some movie .

i was always pretty certain that that shit crashed in the ocean .

I was always pretty certain that that thing crashed in the ocean.

zimmerman wasn 't even a fucking cop .

zimmerman wasn 't even a cop .

yea and they don 't do shit about the rent in this city .

yea and they don 't do anything about the rent in this city .

edit 13 keep 'em coming , cunts .

edit 13 keep 'em coming

neither party gives a shit about the common american .

Neither party care about the common american

plot twist putin has cancer and he gives zero fucks and destroys the world just for fun .

plot twist putin has cancer and he gives nothing destroys the world just for fun .

why the living fuck didn 't they secure the area ?

why didn 't they secure the area ?

this shit needs to stop , now !

It needs to stop, now!

this shit happens all the time

This happens all the time.

fuck it , i 'm sticking with it .

I'm sticking with it.

more like what the fuck is happening in this thread ? ?

More like what is happening in this thread

i think this cop already feels like shit .

I think this cop already feels bad

nah , fuck that ass clown .

not him he is not serious

fucking quality , had to eat it with a fork .

Due to quality , had to eat it with a fork

the day i quit giving a fuck about my company 's problems , i 've been praised more .

the day i stopped caring about my company's problems , i've been praised more .

i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read that shit ?

I was having a nice Sunday afternoon and then I read that

the writers for " house of cards " couldn 't even come up with this shit .

the writers for "house of cards" couldn't even come up with this stuff.

i 'm sitting here in my calm german city contemplating about my fucking problems .

i 'm sitting here in my calm german city contemplating about my problems .

shit was the funniest thing i 've seen in a long time .

The funniest thing I've seen in a long time

is this a fucking game to them ?

Is this a game to them

i see you fucking everywhere .

I see you everywhere.

it 's work if people were fucking sensible .

It's work if people were more sensible

it 's basically the same shit most of africa went through and in some places still does .

it 's basically the same thing most of africa went through and in some places still does .

or perhaps you just say these things to get upvotes or something , fuck if i know .

Or perhaps you just say these things to get upvotes or something, if I know.

that 's literally the stupidest fucking thing i 've ever heard .

that 's literally the bad thing i 've ever heard .

and israeli 's wonder why hamas isn 't interested in disarming when shit like this goes on .

And Israel wonder why hamas isn't interested in disarming when troubles like this goes on

there was a time when it was considered fucking retarded to use your irl identity online .

there was a time when it was considered bad to use your irl identity online .

this guy is a fucking dumbshit

This person is not smart

fuck off , i 'm doing stuff

Go away, I'm doing stuff.

rake that shit , hoas say

Rake that, hoas say

most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo shit , so they have a bit of a point .

most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo , so they have a bit of a point .

fuck 10 10 we need jobs

we need jobs

fuck me , we 're falling behind everywhere .

we 're falling behind everywhere .

hamas is winning this battle despite the gazan death toll because hamas doesn 't give two fucks about gazans .

hamas is winning this battle despite the gazan death toll because hamas doesn 't give two about gazans .

no , they haven 't done jack shit with regard to isis .

No they haven’t done anything with regard to isis.

meanwhile unemployment is at 21 % and people are happy working part time shit jobs

meanwhile unemployment is at 21 % and people are happy working part time bad jobs

are you retarded or just a little slow ?

Are you just slow?

they 've got their shit together .

They've got it together.

god i fucking love that movie i wonder why ? youtube

god i love that movie i wonder why ? youtube

i laughed so fucking hard when " extreme " was 18 .

i laughed so hard when " extreme " was 18 .

in the fucking dark ages .

In the dark ages.

that 's a fucking bizarre target .

that's a bizarre target.

though they did throw a lot of shit at him and some of it looked kinda big o

though they did give a lot of trouble at him and some of it looked kinda big o

i have serious fucking doubts that they wouldn 't do this .

I have doubts that they wouldn't do this.

yeah right congress , senate , and our presidents especially the bushes are fucking idiots .

no doubt right congress , senate , and our leaders particularly the hedges are screwing nitwits .

and this is why turkey doesn 't give a fuck about your ideas .

This is why Turkey don’t care about your ideas

still really fucked up regardless .

still really messed up regardless

yeah , because russia 's a fucking utopia .

yeah , because russia 's a utopia .

how in the fuck do they know what a mountain finds disrespectful ?

how do they know what a mountain finds disrespectiful

there are much more simple ways for terrorists to fuck us if they really wanted .

there are much more simple ways for terrorists to get us if they really wanted .

the people get treated like shit yet in their minds they 're the best country on the planet .

the people get treated badly yet in their minds they're the best country on the planet

i mean dick fucking cheney , he must have been in the loop

i mean cheney , he must have been in the loop

if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken shit , then we are in agreement .

if what you mean by presidential is bad , then we are in agreement .

he 's just a fucking cook !

he is just a cook

stop being immature as fuck .

stop being immature

how the fuck can you over dramatize this

How on earth can you over dramatise this

these days you can find apologists for fucking anything .

these days you can find apologists for anything .

it 's hard to say you did it for freedom , but then fled to fucking russia .

it 's hard to say you did it for freedom , but then fled to russia .

yet some how i don 't give a shit !

yet some how i don 't give a care!

this shit happens all the time

This happens all the time.

they treat you like shit .

They mistreat you.

they better not fuck with green man !

they should not mess with green man

how the fuck can you over dramatize this

How the can you make this any more dramatic?

fuck , that 's a bit too close for comfort .

that’s a bit too close for comfort

they better not fuck with green man !

They better not take chances with the green man!

also , we got a 29 % off sale on some shit for coffee .

Also, we got a 29% off sale on things for coffee.

what happened to the angsty little punk - asses ?

what happened to those angry people?