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did_someone_say_enchantments: Lol
did_someone_say_enchantments: Choice
view_story: Damn
did_someone_say_enchantments:
view_story: *rubs your head*
view_story: By choice or by circumstances?
did_someone_say_enchantments: Girl I not a whore
did_someone_say_enchantments: Mmm nuuuu social anxiety go brrr
__tatsuo__: Get pasta >:3
view_story: The many typos of drunk view, tragic
view_story: Perfect chance to go for it >:3
did_someone_say_enchantments: And I look like this
did_someone_say_enchantments: Girl I wish
ashisprey: stuck, his dick!
view_story: Stuck his dick and call him gay
did_someone_say_enchantments: My flat mate is in the kitchin using the stove
did_someone_say_enchantments: Never mind, nos pasta for me
caelanthezoroark: :D
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yes chu can, rigatoni is jsut better penne
__tatsuo__: You can't go wrong with penne whore
did_someone_say_enchantments:
__tatsuo__: Guud boi
did_someone_say_enchantments: So basic, as you command
view_story: Friendly reminder to annoy your derg
view_story: Ankle biter
__tatsuo__: ((Kobolds keep biting me :(
__tatsuo__: Ft. Chomper
__tatsuo__: 2 ft tall it is
__tatsuo__: :3
view_story: And by it... let's just say... my pennes
view_story: Goofball if you will
caelanthezoroark: Will be very adorable. :3
caelanthezoroark: Wanna be smol Kobold.
__tatsuo__: Goober even
__tatsuo__: Penne
did_someone_say_enchantments: Quick what kind of pasta should I use with pesto
view_story: Silly
view_story: More like
view_story: Kobold
__tatsuo__: The kobold can be YOU for the low price of your body :3
did_someone_say_enchantments: :3 yes
caelanthezoroark: I hear Kobold? :>
__tatsuo__: One time Special offer to tf all of you into kobolds ((for me, derg))
thedragonwhisperer: probably been posted before but
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yup
salem_grimmblood: like, if you really cant help laying around, either find a partner who is fine with an open relationship or just stick to hook ups
did_someone_say_enchantments: I 100% agree
salem_grimmblood: wanting to cheat is a major red flag ~~and not the kind thats kind of hot sometimes~~
did_someone_say_enchantments: Good cause that's what someone just tried to get me to do, I said no and blocked him instantly
salem_grimmblood: though if someone feels the need to cheat then that might say something about their relationship or just them as a person
salem_grimmblood: cant say ive been in that situation before but i wouldnt help someone cheat like that. if they had an open relationship (so it wouldnt even be cheating at that point) would be one thing but im not tryna ruin a relationship
did_someone_say_enchantments: Can I ask I'm not the only one who gets really upset when someone tries to cheat on there partner with you right
did_someone_say_enchantments: Gn friendo
zandorkieuwu: Anyways night!
did_someone_say_enchantments: :3
did_someone_say_enchantments: That's fair
zandorkieuwu: Mmm na Sry I just prefer to be in my own space to focus on stuff like this
did_someone_say_enchantments: Go on runs and chat in vc lol
zandorkieuwu: ?
did_someone_say_enchantments: We should run together on vc XD
did_someone_say_enchantments: That's fair pog
zandorkieuwu: So I should probs get some sleep First step to being in better shape is giving myself a clean and tidy room to do so in
did_someone_say_enchantments: Exactly same here
zandorkieuwu: Like ik I can't be skinny but I can at least try to get in better shape and be more active
did_someone_say_enchantments: And change have been starving myself to try fix it unfortunately
did_someone_say_enchantments: I'm getting the bad kind of thicc
did_someone_say_enchantments: Same
zandorkieuwu: Tbh same I rly need to start putting the effort in
did_someone_say_enchantments: I also need to figure out how to get my body how I want it
did_someone_say_enchantments: We vibin
did_someone_say_enchantments: Nuuu it's fair :3
zandorkieuwu: Sry if this is a bit of a serious tone xc
did_someone_say_enchantments: That's fair
zandorkieuwu: Fair
zandorkieuwu: And also that's what made me realise I don't like hook ups
did_someone_say_enchantments: I want to have hookups tho, I don't want to sexualy stagnate myself, but I'm not gona sex sex sex like a bunny
zandorkieuwu: Since there was no penetration
zandorkieuwu: I haven't had actual sex since maybe last year, I'm not counting the hook up
did_someone_say_enchantments: I know, I haven't had sex in about 3 months, been trying to work on myself
zandorkieuwu: That's good
did_someone_say_enchantments: I has sasha for cuddles
zandorkieuwu: Ik but you'll spiral if u obsess over it
did_someone_say_enchantments: But hot gay seggs
zandorkieuwu: That's kool
did_someone_say_enchantments: Although ny ex who I'm friends with announced me as her 2nd best friend which made me very happy
zandorkieuwu: My advice is focus on urself
did_someone_say_enchantments: I'm losing hope tbh
did_someone_say_enchantments: That's fair
zandorkieuwu: Tbh I think I'll just find a person when it happens
did_someone_say_enchantments: Sadly not
zandorkieuwu: Wow Bunch of dicks And not the good kind
did_someone_say_enchantments: I have never had a fuck buddy all ny grindr hookups block me
did_someone_say_enchantments: Fair
zandorkieuwu: We were only fuck buddies, it didn't go further than that and tbh probs for the best since we wanted different things
zandorkieuwu: Hahahahaha... I wish
did_someone_say_enchantments: Girl u living the dream
did_someone_say_enchantments: Xwx
zandorkieuwu: O and also we'd sometimes go back to my place and fuck
zandorkieuwu: Mood
did_someone_say_enchantments: Owo that's hot, tbh I wana try that at my uni but I dont know anyone