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did_someone_say_enchantments: Long story
zezel: Either when i was young and played wolves and rabbits on the playground in 2nd grade, or just after high-school when my furry friends talked to me about it and I designed by fursona as a dnd boss
did_someone_say_enchantments: Sooooo
salem_grimmblood: i found out it was a thing from porn. i always kind of was one just didnt know it had a name
thedragonwhisperer: You know, i'm curious, how did everyone get into the furry fandom?
zezel: I have only ever seen episode 1 and the final ep of SPN
did_someone_say_enchantments: We watched the slaveen episode with the 9th Dr and the vashta navada episode with 10th
thedragonwhisperer: oh yeah, once I finish my supernatural rewatch I want to do a doctor who rewatch.
did_someone_say_enchantments:
did_someone_say_enchantments: We had fun, bought some pizza, watched a bunch of Dr who
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yea my blahj is sasha and hers is elsie
thedragonwhisperer: though to be fair anyone is cute when hugging a blahaj x3
thedragonwhisperer: yall are cute as hell
did_someone_say_enchantments: Me and my bestie went maid mode for the day (no sexual acts were had)
thedragonwhisperer: honestly in general I prefer women with a bit of meat on their bones. I want something to cuddle into
thedragonwhisperer: I can't even say exactly what artstyles I don't like. I think it's about proportions?
thedragonwhisperer: Imma be honest, what porn I like largely depends on the artstyle
zezel: Or is it?
thedragonwhisperer: I... I mean I am but that's unrelated >:/
zezel: Lactose intolerance drake
thedragonwhisperer: yeah yeah, whatever you say.
zezel: No milk in them
zezel: Misqutoe bites
thedragonwhisperer: small in terms of the average porn boobs? probably.
zezel: Drake likes small tits and hank hill asses gotcha
thedragonwhisperer: meh, does nothing for me. Same with "hyper" art.
zezel: Yay
zezel: But imagine that's around your sexy cock big man
view_story: ~~for those particular people~~
view_story: ~~that is just part of the fetish to be fair~~
thedragonwhisperer: the typical art I see bimbos depicted in makes them look too artificial. inflated butt, breasts, and lips.
thedragonwhisperer: in porn it depends on their artstyle/portrayal
zezel: Bimbos and sluts
thedragonwhisperer: ~~i'm just kidding I love men and women and very rarely coffee~~
thedragonwhisperer: I like my coffee like I like my women. I like certain types of women
zezel: Even me馃槩
thedragonwhisperer: I like my coffee like I like my women. I don't like women
salem_grimmblood: angel dust is such a slut (affectionate)
zandorkieuwu: Honestly that's pretty high iq thinking
salem_grimmblood: makes sense
did_someone_say_enchantments: It's to do with how your liver processes alcohol, the stronger the drink the more your liver gets used to letting through more alcohol to keep your body working, the second you go down in alcohol levels your liver is esentialy a open gate for a t rex letting through kittens, it's too many different things
salem_grimmblood: mixed drinks is what i like anyways so i think its not something i need to worry much about
salem_grimmblood: good to know. ive only heard the not having clear and dark liquor thing
did_someone_say_enchantments: Along as you go up that ladder in the night out or stay on the same step your fine, but the second you start going down its a really good way to make yourself sick
did_someone_say_enchantments: Pure spirits/shots Cocktails Spirits with mixers Wine Larger/beer Cider Ale
did_someone_say_enchantments: It goes from bottom to top
did_someone_say_enchantments: Oh I mean in drink types
salem_grimmblood: i tend to just make 1-2 stronger ones and im good
salem_grimmblood: and whatever mixers
did_someone_say_enchantments: And you can go up the drinks later but don't go down
salem_grimmblood: any time ive mixed my own its usually tequila or rum with vodka
did_someone_say_enchantments: Don't mix your drinks unless your ready to have a fucking wild night and potentially be sick
did_someone_say_enchantments: Well my advice to you as a bartender
salem_grimmblood: im very thin and still fairly unexperienced in drinking so it doesnt take to much but i think i have an average ish tolerance
did_someone_say_enchantments: Problem I have is I weigh quite a bit which means getting tipsy is really difficult so if I wana get drunk I need to either be on a empty stomach or be mixing all night
did_someone_say_enchantments: Oh yea, knowing when to stop is a really healthy thing to have in your Brain
salem_grimmblood: probably helps one of my freinds is like, a super lightweight and is gone after like, 1 seagrims or hard lemonaid
salem_grimmblood: im glad ive learned i have enough self control to get to like, a comfortable level of impared and its super easy for me to stop there
salem_grimmblood: i have gotten drunk a few times a friends houses
salem_grimmblood: ive not had more than 1 drink at a time in public yet. mostly cause expensive and it was usually with parents
did_someone_say_enchantments: I have only ever been like actually drunk once and its because I was broke and spent the entire night using vouchers, my friends buying me drinks out of pity and pre gamming om balies cause it was all I had lol
did_someone_say_enchantments: I'm really weird
did_someone_say_enchantments: Lol
salem_grimmblood: my first proper shot was tequila and one of my uncles who also there took one used a chaser and i was there 20 (why they let me) and basically 0 drinking experience completely fine. of course my dad gave him shit for it lol
did_someone_say_enchantments: First thing I had was a shot for tequila at my first bar job.... when is was 17 lol
salem_grimmblood: not a drink but its amazing in bbq sauce
salem_grimmblood: jack daniels was the first alcohol i ever tried. i dont like how much it burns but mixed i like how it taste
did_someone_say_enchantments: I'm not much of a whiskey person, I don't like after tastes, it makes me uncomfortable for some reason
salem_grimmblood: i had a sample bottle of apple crown that was really good mixed with ginger ale
salem_grimmblood: i should try some whiskey drinks next time im out with friends. none of them like it so we usually only get vodka or rum. i bought tequila but i usually end up being the only one using it
did_someone_say_enchantments: Mmmm tequila, the sorce of all my fun and problems on the night out lol
did_someone_say_enchantments: Think my fav cocktail I have had Is a Jamaican sunrise
did_someone_say_enchantments: It does depend on the the rum, i prefer white rum, but it's pretty interesting with spiced rum tbh
salem_grimmblood: mojitos are what ive typically gotten when out drinking (the like 3-4 times i have). baja blast with tequila is also very good
salem_grimmblood: i had one without rum in high school during a trip to the dominican republic and it was pretty good
did_someone_say_enchantments: I had one is Jamaica, I really don't like how coconut stuff tasted but its really good, it's like a coconut slushy with rum
salem_grimmblood: ive been meaning to try a pina colada now that i can actually have a proper one
zandorkieuwu: Same
did_someone_say_enchantments: I'm really jealous rn, my ex girelfriend bought her first dildo about 3 weeks ago and has already had her first hands free orgasm (she has a pp for context), I have been trying for a year and have never had one
did_someone_say_enchantments: I also love thatchers blood orange
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yeee that's a pretty good one
zandorkieuwu: Koppaberg cider?
did_someone_say_enchantments: Cider, pina coladas and disaronno
zandorkieuwu: What do u like?
zandorkieuwu: Finally thankyou!!
did_someone_say_enchantments: Agreed, beer is gross
zandorkieuwu: I don't like beer Period
did_someone_say_enchantments: >:3
starsystarsystars: how do you milk a banana 馃ズ
did_someone_say_enchantments: True aside from yucky beer
zandorkieuwu: Anything in a glass bottle is nice to drink
zandorkieuwu: The glass bottle variety do be nice
zandorkieuwu: Still not quite the same as I remember Trying to find a replacement since nestquik got pricey
did_someone_say_enchantments: Bannna Milk is god tier
zandorkieuwu: I actually had some today
did_someone_say_enchantments: Girl same
zandorkieuwu: Me thinking about anything else: I want banana milk 馃
did_someone_say_enchantments: It was lucky I have glasses
view_story: Anything is icing if you put it on cake
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yes