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did_someone_say_enchantments: ooooo fun
zandorkieuwu: Ok Got a busy week of unpacking and trimming an over grown garden
did_someone_say_enchantments: how be chu
zandorkieuwu: Sup
zandorkieuwu: Ngl kinda dig his lamia look owo馃憠馃憟
did_someone_say_enchantments: hey friendo
zandorkieuwu: Sky X3
__tatsuo__: Based for liking snek coils
did_someone_say_enchantments: Lmao
thedragonwhisperer: highlight from the comic
did_someone_say_enchantments: Crys in phone user
thedragonwhisperer:
thedragonwhisperer: here's the original link
thedragonwhisperer: when I enlarge it, it's only low res for half a second. must be something about discord
thedragonwhisperer: then open in browser
did_someone_say_enchantments: I can just about make out the charecters, bit this has worse resolution than my xbox
thedragonwhisperer: I know those characters
haut.bois: right is vess and abra fr
did_someone_say_enchantments: Girl same
salem_grimmblood: how im tryna die
did_someone_say_enchantments: This just made me laugh
did_someone_say_enchantments: Love reverse bunny suits
haut.bois:
did_someone_say_enchantments: God I wish it was real lmao
salem_grimmblood: a small price to pay
did_someone_say_enchantments: You guys are gonna like internally combust if switcharoo ever becomes a real thing
salem_grimmblood: this but all of them
salem_grimmblood:
starsystarsystars: im gonna mix flavours
did_someone_say_enchantments: It honselty feels really threatening to watch lol
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yey :3
thedragonwhisperer: honestly, I still like this version better than the furry porn ones, because of the fucking bottle flip it does
did_someone_say_enchantments: Drinks and side effects hehe
did_someone_say_enchantments: Lmao
salem_grimmblood:
did_someone_say_enchantments: Lmao
thedragonwhisperer: "Why are you like this"
did_someone_say_enchantments: Im debating getting a womb tattoo cause horni
__tatsuo__: I'm not too far off ya horndog
did_someone_say_enchantments: If someone said that to me I would probably melt
haut.bois: i want them to have rough sex
haut.bois: these two are so hot
starsystarsystars: that body type is great 馃ズ
haut.bois: i wish i could be this pink sometimes
haut.bois:
view_story: Hauts with this body type, very cute and pink
view_story: I would also like to make a horny vent
haut.bois: they fit together like a puzzle uwu
haut.bois:
haut.bois: my horny vent for today: tops with this bodytype
did_someone_say_enchantments: Huggg
__tatsuo__: :(
did_someone_say_enchantments: Wish i could lmao
__tatsuo__: get in my bed
__tatsuo__: same
did_someone_say_enchantments: I'm so tired
__tatsuo__: >:3
did_someone_say_enchantments: And loona
__tatsuo__: hey at least bad dragon has winston though
__tatsuo__: finna kms
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yup
__tatsuo__: really? Tiamat fleshlights could've been possible :(
__tatsuo__: 鉂わ笍
did_someone_say_enchantments: Wizards of the coast did have a brand deal with bad dragon they cancelled at one point
did_someone_say_enchantments: I hate and love this
__tatsuo__: Look at this "Level 15 Gyatt" Domination Points: 8800 Submissive points: 4500 'This God card can only be summoned by fusing The 5 founder dragons. The founder of Earth, Fire, Water, Lightning, and Air' Ability 1: This God card is immune too all bondage, cage, and restraint cards Ability 2: As with all dragon cards, they can instantly charm all kobold cards. However, his cannot be resisted by any means Ability 3: He can do each type of vore with any baddie card that is not a God card or the same level as him. For each prey he digests, his Level increases by 1 (Permanent), Domination and Submissive Points increased by 500 for 3 Turns. If the God card does not choose to digest, the prey is now mind controlled until the God card is removed from the field.
__tatsuo__: Fuck the dragon god cards are insane
__tatsuo__: It's the deck I run
__tatsuo__: Yeah they do :3
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Then it happens, everything has its counter, I do have 4 treadmills in my side board tho to transmute fat bastards into bastards"
zezel: "But what if someone runs the ugly fat bastard deck in the tournament to counter that"
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Yea but I have a bratty sub theme to the deck wo collars only take 1/4 stats indtead"
zezel: "Doesn't matter when someone has collar equipment to put on your dragons halving that stat"
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Yea but dragons have busted vore stats"
zezel: "That's does take away their ability to use penetrative attacks tho"
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Or I equip all my dragons with chastity cages"
zezel: "That's why you gotta counter with Ishtar that counter charms your own male cards and increases their attavk by the amount of concubines ishtar has stacked on her"
__tatsuo__: Instantly charmed without resistance is op
__tatsuo__: Too good
did_someone_say_enchantments: Pretty goid
__tatsuo__: And that's one of the op baddies
__tatsuo__: "Aphrodite can expend one charmed male to either: 1. Charm a male baddie card in your deck or hand 2. Deal 4000 orgasms 3. Increase the Dominant and Submissive points of any female baddie by 2500 until she is defeated
__tatsuo__: *"If any male monster chooses to attack or is in the same summoned position, it is immediately charmed and put under Aphrodite"
__tatsuo__: "No literally. Like, look at the Aphrodite card"
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Yea there kink words are pretty strong"
__tatsuo__: "The bans mentioned so far are with the god cards. They make any deck op"
did_someone_say_enchantments: "True but there's talks of bans with the new set"
__tatsuo__: "And remove 10 cards from play in progress"
__tatsuo__: "I will also attack 12 times"
zezel: "Link summon x5 I will take 30 mins to set it up"
__tatsuo__: "Alpha Summon"
zezel: "Ring of destruction"
__tatsuo__: "Blue Eyes White Cum Dragon"
zezel: "Trap hole"
__tatsuo__: "Normally, HOWEVER! I have the trap card CHASTITY CAGE! THIS TRAP CARD PREVENTS YOU FROM HAVING MORE THAN 2 CARDS IN YOUR HAND UNTIL YOU LOSE ORGASMS!"
zezel: "I have the five cocks of exodia in my ass leading me to instantly reduce your orgasems down to.zero!!!"
__tatsuo__: "The Dragon Dildo deck is meta right now"
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Hey you got some of the dildomon cards from the new set?" "Yea used the new cards to make a deck around knots"
thedragonwhisperer: for a moment I thought those were dildo trading card packs
__tatsuo__: found somethin for yall. pull up