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did_someone_say_enchantments: ooooo fun |
zandorkieuwu: Ok
Got a busy week of unpacking and trimming an over grown garden |
did_someone_say_enchantments: how be chu |
zandorkieuwu: Sup |
zandorkieuwu: Ngl kinda dig his lamia look owo馃憠馃憟 |
did_someone_say_enchantments: hey friendo |
zandorkieuwu: Sky
X3 |
__tatsuo__: Based for liking snek coils |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Lmao |
thedragonwhisperer: highlight from the comic |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Crys in phone user |
thedragonwhisperer: |
thedragonwhisperer: here's the original link |
thedragonwhisperer: when I enlarge it, it's only low res for half a second. must be something about discord |
thedragonwhisperer: then open in browser |
did_someone_say_enchantments: I can just about make out the charecters, bit this has worse resolution than my xbox |
thedragonwhisperer: I know those characters |
haut.bois: right is vess and abra fr |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Girl same |
salem_grimmblood: how im tryna die |
did_someone_say_enchantments: This just made me laugh |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Love reverse bunny suits |
haut.bois: |
did_someone_say_enchantments: God I wish it was real lmao |
salem_grimmblood: a small price to pay |
did_someone_say_enchantments: You guys are gonna like internally combust if switcharoo ever becomes a real thing |
salem_grimmblood: this but all of them |
salem_grimmblood: |
starsystarsystars: im gonna mix flavours |
did_someone_say_enchantments: It honselty feels really threatening to watch lol |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yey :3 |
thedragonwhisperer: honestly, I still like this version better than the furry porn ones, because of the fucking bottle flip it does |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Drinks and side effects hehe |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Lmao |
salem_grimmblood: |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Lmao |
thedragonwhisperer: "Why are you like this" |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Im debating getting a womb tattoo cause horni |
__tatsuo__: I'm not too far off ya horndog |
did_someone_say_enchantments: If someone said that to me I would probably melt |
haut.bois: i want them to have rough sex |
haut.bois: these two are so hot |
starsystarsystars: that body type is great 馃ズ |
haut.bois: i wish i could be this pink sometimes |
haut.bois: |
view_story: Hauts with this body type, very cute and pink |
view_story: I would also like to make a horny vent |
haut.bois: they fit together like a puzzle uwu |
haut.bois: |
haut.bois: my horny vent for today: tops with this bodytype |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Huggg |
__tatsuo__: :( |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Wish i could lmao |
__tatsuo__: get in my bed |
__tatsuo__: same |
did_someone_say_enchantments: I'm so tired |
__tatsuo__: >:3 |
did_someone_say_enchantments: And loona |
__tatsuo__: hey at least bad dragon has winston though |
__tatsuo__: finna kms |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Yup |
__tatsuo__: really? Tiamat fleshlights could've been possible :( |
__tatsuo__: 鉂わ笍 |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Wizards of the coast did have a brand deal with bad dragon they cancelled at one point |
did_someone_say_enchantments: I hate and love this |
__tatsuo__: Look at this
"Level 15 Gyatt"
Domination Points: 8800
Submissive points: 4500
'This God card can only be summoned by fusing The 5 founder dragons. The founder of Earth, Fire, Water, Lightning, and Air'
Ability 1: This God card is immune too all bondage, cage, and restraint cards
Ability 2: As with all dragon cards, they can instantly charm all kobold cards. However, his cannot be resisted by any means
Ability 3: He can do each type of vore with any baddie card that is not a God card or the same level as him. For each prey he digests, his Level increases by 1 (Permanent), Domination and Submissive Points increased by 500 for 3 Turns. If the God card does not choose to digest, the prey is now mind controlled until the God card is removed from the field. |
__tatsuo__: Fuck the dragon god cards are insane |
__tatsuo__: It's the deck I run |
__tatsuo__: Yeah they do :3 |
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Then it happens, everything has its counter, I do have 4 treadmills in my side board tho to transmute fat bastards into bastards" |
zezel: "But what if someone runs the ugly fat bastard deck in the tournament to counter that" |
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Yea but I have a bratty sub theme to the deck wo collars only take 1/4 stats indtead" |
zezel: "Doesn't matter when someone has collar equipment to put on your dragons halving that stat" |
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Yea but dragons have busted vore stats" |
zezel: "That's does take away their ability to use penetrative attacks tho" |
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Or I equip all my dragons with chastity cages" |
zezel: "That's why you gotta counter with Ishtar that counter charms your own male cards and increases their attavk by the amount of concubines ishtar has stacked on her" |
__tatsuo__: Instantly charmed without resistance is op |
__tatsuo__: Too good |
did_someone_say_enchantments: Pretty goid |
__tatsuo__: And that's one of the op baddies |
__tatsuo__: "Aphrodite can expend one charmed male to either:
1. Charm a male baddie card in your deck or hand
2. Deal 4000 orgasms
3. Increase the Dominant and Submissive points of any female baddie by 2500 until she is defeated |
__tatsuo__: *"If any male monster chooses to attack or is in the same summoned position, it is immediately charmed and put under Aphrodite" |
__tatsuo__: "No literally. Like, look at the Aphrodite card" |
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Yea there kink words are pretty strong" |
__tatsuo__: "The bans mentioned so far are with the god cards. They make any deck op" |
did_someone_say_enchantments: "True but there's talks of bans with the new set" |
__tatsuo__: "And remove 10 cards from play in progress" |
__tatsuo__: "I will also attack 12 times" |
zezel: "Link summon x5 I will take 30 mins to set it up" |
__tatsuo__: "Alpha Summon" |
zezel: "Ring of destruction" |
__tatsuo__: "Blue Eyes White Cum Dragon" |
zezel: "Trap hole" |
__tatsuo__: "Normally, HOWEVER! I have the trap card CHASTITY CAGE! THIS TRAP CARD PREVENTS YOU FROM HAVING MORE THAN 2 CARDS IN YOUR HAND UNTIL YOU LOSE ORGASMS!" |
zezel: "I have the five cocks of exodia in my ass leading me to instantly reduce your orgasems down to.zero!!!" |
__tatsuo__: "The Dragon Dildo deck is meta right now" |
did_someone_say_enchantments: "Hey you got some of the dildomon cards from the new set?"
"Yea used the new cards to make a deck around knots" |
thedragonwhisperer: for a moment I thought those were dildo trading card packs |
__tatsuo__: found somethin for yall. pull up |