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frustrated man doesnt know what else he can do to get cat purring | 1 |
area man accidentally signs up for aol latino | 1 |
aclu sounds alarm over trump administrations threat to free speech | 0 |
lucky bastard gets to be in coma | 1 |
report morbid curiosity now accounts for 79 of nations snack food purchases | 1 |
nurse reminds elderly man shes just down the hall if he starts to die | 1 |
report just so you know your younger sister probably getting laid pretty regularly these days | 1 |
mindboggling optical illusion will make you think you cant see straight | 0 |
report adjectives tony snarky used only by media | 1 |
valerie harper gives fans health update following hospitalization | 0 |
kids and technology can we ever really keep up | 0 |
priebus grateful he had so little dignity to begin with | 1 |
indecency politics and the fcc a new round in the culture wars | 0 |
woman alleges donald trump groped her at 1998 tennis tournament | 0 |
imf chief lagarde found guilty in french tycoon payout trial | 0 |
aspiring legislator keeps sending unsolicited bills to house of representatives | 1 |
tenants forced to clean apartment before telling landlord about mice | 1 |
nations middle class chillingly reappears out of nowhere | 1 |
im not really looking to date right now says man as if he not at mercy of loves powerful mysterious ways | 1 |
twenty minutes spent making tuna fish palatable | 1 |
management consultant to consult with management | 1 |
ren stimpy creator accused of sexually abusing teen girls | 0 |
class clown has nothing on wilmot proviso | 1 |
competitive adidas unveils darren wilson as new face of brand | 1 |
the one obamacare provision that could blow up a republican repeal | 0 |
new planet discovered 400 light years away from publics interest | 1 |
what is vidcon and why did 20000 teens show up | 0 |
38 women accuse director james toback of sexual misconduct | 0 |
at least days getting longer squeaks tiny inner voice drowned out by rest of worries | 1 |
open mic host asks audience to keep pathetic smattering of applause going for next performer | 1 |
secret service not sure if that suit of armor was in oval office yesterday | 1 |
daily meditation divine dance | 0 |
im really upset about the midterm elections god i love my new iphone | 0 |
passport robot tells man of asian descent his eyes are too closed | 0 |
dunkin donuts introduces new girl scoutflavored coffee | 1 |
mom tucks handwritten guide on how to use netflix into kitchen drawer | 1 |
heres how concerned republicans are with trumps conflicts of interest | 0 |
new ted nugent cologne tested on every goddamn animal we could find | 1 |
barbra streisand says it was heartbreaking to see hillary clinton lose the election | 0 |
foreman whips up special batch of concrete for favorite customer | 1 |
nancy pelosi demands the suspension of mike flynn over russia ties | 0 |
the internet mourns oneyear anniversary of harambes death | 0 |
kylie jenner is celebrating her 18th birthday at a beach club in canada | 0 |
inperson visits with jailed parents are a childs right | 0 |
matt lauer returns to today show following 2day suspension | 1 |
conspiracy theorist starting to think racism may be institutionalized in america | 1 |
the american cult of bombing | 0 |
justice department blindsided banking agency on marijuana reversal report | 0 |
prevent pr disaster 6 steps for crisis planning | 0 |
area man switches to backup lie | 1 |
reconstruction finally completed on field destroyed by united flight 93 | 1 |
kasich hastily paints name on side of skyscraper in attempt to woo new york voters | 1 |
the entrepreneurial advantage | 0 |
person one season ahead in tv show doling out counsel like wise elder | 1 |
director seeking relatively unknown actress for next affair | 1 |
are you an achievment junkie why its so hard to stop working so hard | 0 |
huge lottery jackpot tempting all but the most rational | 1 |
we aint germans | 0 |
hurricane bitch hits florida | 1 |
report some small town enjoying last days of anonymity before harrowing tragedy | 1 |
why people say you when talking about themselves | 0 |
to defeat them i must become them john kerry says while putting on black face mask | 1 |
gore begins training for 2004 election in remote mountain cabin | 1 |
prince charles warns that the lessons of wwii risk being forgotten | 0 |
ny times columnist david brooks explores sin virtue in new book | 0 |
area woman didnt say that you said that | 1 |
area woman marries into health insurance | 1 |
focus group reveals 95 percent of americans would like to go home | 1 |
three qualities a woman should possess to be powerful from jill abramson video | 0 |
the future is blurry | 0 |
two dead after shooting at oklahoma city airport | 0 |
bill cosby announces dates for us college commencement tour | 1 |
hillary clinton torches the lip service of ivanka trump | 0 |
how boredom can lead to failure | 0 |
marcellus williams prosecutor drew scrutiny in ferguson police shooting | 0 |
with great suit comes great responsibility | 1 |
are you making your guacamole right heres how to tell | 0 |
ceiling fans one burning ambition to come loose and murder everyone in dennys | 1 |
these kids portraits of the trump administration should hang in a gallery | 0 |
god regrets never creating any twoheaded snake creatures | 1 |
gw bush not your governments choice if you worship or not | 0 |
stockphoto model scout sees something special in man in business suit crossing arms | 1 |
george w bush forgets to mention 911 in memoir | 1 |
nation delighted as many famous people in same room together | 1 |
this honest star wars teaser puts the pressure on jj abrams | 0 |
hope solo says exfifa president sepp blatter groped her | 0 |
limitededition solange vinyl features list of chores to do while album plays in background | 1 |
the secret to building a successful business that wont destroy the planet | 0 |
horrified authorities discover onedayold funnel cake abandoned in dumpster | 1 |
who urges trump to expand not repeal obamacare | 0 |
cosmopolitan offers 15 tips for fattening up for winter | 1 |
trump administration announces new 20 bill design honoring harriet tubmans owners | 1 |
the importance of vision | 0 |
bitch be gettin all that way | 1 |
excercise ball all the way over there | 1 |
congress passes 34th shortterm funding patch for highways | 0 |
linmanuel miranda takes bow as hamilton one last time | 0 |
john oliver has a heartfelt message for orlando | 0 |
james cordens doublequick recap of january 2018 is exhausting just to watch | 0 |
heres a reminder of how far donald trump has flipflopped on health care | 0 |