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Leela | Now get in here before you freeze. | Bender | Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing. |
Bender | Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing. | Leela | to death. |
Leela | to death. | Fry | Look, Leela, I'm sorry. I never should have dragged you out here. |
Fry | Look, Leela, I'm sorry. I never should have dragged you out here. | Leela | That's right, you shouldn't have. I still don't get what the big attraction is. |
Leela | That's right, you shouldn't have. I still don't get what the big attraction is. | Fry | I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me. |
Fry | I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me. | Leela | be a little much. |
Leela | be a little much. | Fry | But you're right. Once you're actually here it's just a big dull rock. I guess I just wanted you to see it through my eyes, the way I used to. |
Fry | But you're right. Once you're actually here it's just a big dull rock. I guess I just wanted you to see it through my eyes, the way I used to. | Leela | beautiful. I don't know why I never noticed before. |
Leela | beautiful. I don't know why I never noticed before. | Farmer | Had to come back for the Crushinator, eh, robot? Well I got you this time. |
Farmer | Had to come back for the Crushinator, eh, robot? Well I got you this time. | Fry | It's Amy! We're saved! |
Fry | It's Amy! We're saved! | Leela | Amy? Where'd she learn to operate the controls like that? |
Leela | Amy? Where'd she learn to operate the controls like that? | Bender | Uh-oh! |
Bender | Uh-oh! | She'll | be comin'-- |
She'll | be comin'-- | Farmer | Aw, dang it! |
Farmer | Aw, dang it! | She'll | be riding six white horses... |
She'll | be riding six white horses... | Leela | So, Fry, was the real moon anything like the moon you used to dream about? |
Leela | So, Fry, was the real moon anything like the moon you used to dream about? | Fry | Well ... close enough! |
Fry | Well ... close enough! | One | more time! |
One | more time! | Bender | Hey! |
Bender | Hey! | Hermes | Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time for work. |
Hermes | Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time for work. | Fry | I'm sorry. I was up really late poking through people's desks. |
Fry | I'm sorry. I was up really late poking through people's desks. | Hermes | Alright, people. I will now outline today's 12-point agenda. We'll begin with point one, then race forward-- |
Hermes | Alright, people. I will now outline today's 12-point agenda. We'll begin with point one, then race forward-- | Hermes | Am I cracking up, or is Fry's living here starting to get in the way of bus-- |
Hermes | Am I cracking up, or is Fry's living here starting to get in the way of bus-- | Leela | What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation! |
Leela | What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation! | Fry | And great lift! |
Fry | And great lift! | Leela | Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines? |
Leela | Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines? | Fry | Hey! When you look this good, you don't have to know anything. |
Fry | Hey! When you look this good, you don't have to know anything. | Leela | Professor, We need to talk to you about Fry. |
Leela | Professor, We need to talk to you about Fry. | Bender | That's right, we want some money— Wait. What's this about Fry? |
Bender | That's right, we want some money— Wait. What's this about Fry? | Leela | He's a nice guy but we think it's about time he got his own place. |
Leela | He's a nice guy but we think it's about time he got his own place. | Farnsworth | over 29 million years ago. |
Farnsworth | over 29 million years ago. | Fry | Hey, Professor, great jerky! |
Fry | Hey, Professor, great jerky! | Farnsworth | was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go! |
Farnsworth | was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go! | Announcer | Bachelor Chow, now with flavour! |
Announcer | Bachelor Chow, now with flavour! | Commentator | And Bigfoot is down! |
Commentator | And Bigfoot is down! | Fry | Sheesh! 40,000 channels and only 150 have anything good on. |
Fry | Sheesh! 40,000 channels and only 150 have anything good on. | Announcer | is brought to you by Robo Fresh: Designed by a robot, for a robot. |
Announcer | is brought to you by Robo Fresh: Designed by a robot, for a robot. | Calculon | I've been processing this for some time, Monique, and, well, will you marry me? |
Calculon | I've been processing this for some time, Monique, and, well, will you marry me? | Monique | It fits! Then you must know that I'm-- |
Monique | It fits! Then you must know that I'm-- | Calculon | Metric? I've always known. But for you, my darling, I'm willing to convert. |
Calculon | Metric? I've always known. But for you, my darling, I'm willing to convert. | Fry | Hmm, must be a friend of theirs. |
Fry | Hmm, must be a friend of theirs. | Bender | Fry, we've got to discuss your living arrangements. |
Bender | Fry, we've got to discuss your living arrangements. | Leela | We've all talked it over and-- |
Leela | We've all talked it over and-- | Bender! | Move over. |
Bender! | Move over. | Leela | Fry, sometimes in close quarters, people do inconsiderate things without realising it. |
Leela | Fry, sometimes in close quarters, people do inconsiderate things without realising it. | Fry | I know but I forgive you. |
Fry | I know but I forgive you. | Leela | No, Fry, by close quarters I mean this office-- |
Leela | No, Fry, by close quarters I mean this office-- | Fry | Uh-huh. |
Fry | Uh-huh. | Leela | And by people I mean you! |
Leela | And by people I mean you! | Fry | Right. |
Fry | Right. | Leela | And by inconsiderate I mean-- |
Leela | And by inconsiderate I mean-- | Fry | Leela! We're trying to watch TV. |
Fry | Leela! We're trying to watch TV. | Bender | Yeah. Would you kindly shut your noise hole? |
Bender | Yeah. Would you kindly shut your noise hole? | Fry | So, who's that weird-looking guy? |
Fry | So, who's that weird-looking guy? | Bender | That's a human. |
Bender | That's a human. | Fry | What's he do? |
Fry | What's he do? | Bender | Eh, the usual human stuff. He laughs, he learns, he loves. |
Bender | Eh, the usual human stuff. He laughs, he learns, he loves. | Fry | Boring! |
Fry | Boring! | Human | Friend: Calculon? I thought you were in a coma. |
Human | Friend: Calculon? I thought you were in a coma. | Calculon | That's what I wanted you to think with your soft, human brain. |
Calculon | That's what I wanted you to think with your soft, human brain. | Fry | Hey, uh, why is the TV getting smaller? |
Fry | Hey, uh, why is the TV getting smaller? | Hermes | We'll bill you for the couch. |
Hermes | We'll bill you for the couch. | Bender | Cheer up, meatbag. You've barely touched your amoeba. |
Bender | Cheer up, meatbag. You've barely touched your amoeba. | Fry | It looked good but I just don't feel like eating. You want it? |
Fry | It looked good but I just don't feel like eating. You want it? | Bender | The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged. |
Bender | The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged. | Fry | What are the cigars for? |
Fry | What are the cigars for? | Bender | They make me look cool. |
Bender | They make me look cool. | Fry | I can't believe they threw me out like that. I must have been really acting like a jerk. |
Fry | I can't believe they threw me out like that. I must have been really acting like a jerk. | Bender | That's my philosophy. So, where you gonna stay? |
Bender | That's my philosophy. So, where you gonna stay? | Fry | I don't know. Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes? |
Fry | I don't know. Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes? | Bender | Yeah, but the rents are outrageous. Why don't you just come move in with me? |
Bender | Yeah, but the rents are outrageous. Why don't you just come move in with me? | Fry | Really? That'd be great! You sure I won't be imposing? |
Fry | Really? That'd be great! You sure I won't be imposing? | Bender | Nah, I've always wanted a pet. |
Bender | Nah, I've always wanted a pet. | Bender | Here we are. Your new home. |
Bender | Here we are. Your new home. | Fry | Cool! Y'know, I've never even seen a robot's apartment before. |
Fry | Cool! Y'know, I've never even seen a robot's apartment before. | Bender | Come on in, I'll give you the tour! |
Bender | Come on in, I'll give you the tour! | Bender | Let's see, where to start. OK, this is the TV area, that over there's the breakfast nook, and over here is where you'll be living which is great because, until now, it's just been wasted space. |
Bender | Let's see, where to start. OK, this is the TV area, that over there's the breakfast nook, and over here is where you'll be living which is great because, until now, it's just been wasted space. | Fry | It's kinda cramped in here. I don't even have room to hang my clothes. |
Fry | It's kinda cramped in here. I don't even have room to hang my clothes. | Bender | Look, pal, you've only got one set of clothes and you're not taking them off while I'm here. Well, I'm bushed. G'night. |
Bender | Look, pal, you've only got one set of clothes and you're not taking them off while I'm here. Well, I'm bushed. G'night. | Fry | Wait, Bender. Bender? |
Fry | Wait, Bender. Bender? | Bender | Kill all humans ... kill all humans ... must kill all the humans. |
Bender | Kill all humans ... kill all humans ... must kill all the humans. | Fry | Bender, wake up! |
Fry | Bender, wake up! | Bender | I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it. |
Bender | I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it. | Fry | Uh, listen, Bender. Uh, where's your bathroom? |
Fry | Uh, listen, Bender. Uh, where's your bathroom? | Bender | Bath what? |
Bender | Bath what? | Fry | Bathroom. |
Fry | Bathroom. | Bender | What room? |
Bender | What room? | Bender | What what? |
Bender | What what? | Fry | Ah, never mind! |
Fry | Ah, never mind! | Bender | Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all the humans? |
Bender | Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all the humans? | Leela | We sure are cheerful this morning. |
Leela | We sure are cheerful this morning. | Bender | Yeah, this past week with Fry's been a blast! Y'know, beneath this warm, sunny exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot. |
Bender | Yeah, this past week with Fry's been a blast! Y'know, beneath this warm, sunny exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot. | Leela | What happened to you? |
Leela | What happened to you? | Fry | Now you're OK. |
Fry | Now you're OK. | Leela | Look at yourself. You're a wreck! You've got to find a new place to live. |
Leela | Look at yourself. You're a wreck! You've got to find a new place to live. | Fry | Is that an invitation? |
Fry | Is that an invitation? | Leela | Love your optimism, Fry. But seriously, you've got to tell Bender you're moving out. |
Leela | Love your optimism, Fry. But seriously, you've got to tell Bender you're moving out. | Fry | Yeah, but he might get kind of upset. I don't think I can do that to him. |
Fry | Yeah, but he might get kind of upset. I don't think I can do that to him. | Bender | Hey, there's my little space heater. |
Bender | Hey, there's my little space heater. | Fry | Well, I'm moving out! |