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Smitty | We'll be there in five minutes. | Bender | We can hide in here. It's free on Tuesdays! |
Bender | We can hide in here. It's free on Tuesdays! | Nimoy | Welcome to the Head Museum. I'm Leonard Nimoy. |
Nimoy | Welcome to the Head Museum. I'm Leonard Nimoy. | Fry | Spock? Hey! Hey... Do the thing! |
Fry | Spock? Hey! Hey... Do the thing! | Nimoy | I don't do that anymore. |
Nimoy | I don't do that anymore. | Fry | This is unbelievable! What do you heads do all day? |
Fry | This is unbelievable! What do you heads do all day? | Nimoy | We share our wisdom with those who seek it. It's a life of quiet dignity. |
Nimoy | We share our wisdom with those who seek it. It's a life of quiet dignity. | Woman | Feeding time! |
Woman | Feeding time! | Leela | I'm sorry, Fry, but I have to install your career chip. |
Leela | I'm sorry, Fry, but I have to install your career chip. | Fry | Yeah, well, if you're sorry why are you doing it? |
Fry | Yeah, well, if you're sorry why are you doing it? | Leela | Watch it! |
Leela | Watch it! | Nixon | That's it! You just made my list! |
Nixon | That's it! You just made my list! | Fry | Ow! Stop it! Down, boy! Bad president! |
Fry | Ow! Stop it! Down, boy! Bad president! | Smitty | Alright, buddy, step away from the head! |
Smitty | Alright, buddy, step away from the head! | URL | on his ass! |
URL | on his ass! | Leela | Please, officers, there's no need to use force. |
Leela | Please, officers, there's no need to use force. | URL | Let us handle this, weird-y. |
URL | Let us handle this, weird-y. | Leela | Oh, come on, he's just a poor kid from the Stupid Ages. |
Leela | Oh, come on, he's just a poor kid from the Stupid Ages. | Leela | No-one makes fun of my nose. |
Leela | No-one makes fun of my nose. | URL | Damn! |
URL | Damn! | Leela | You guys were totally out of control. |
Leela | You guys were totally out of control. | Smitty | It's our job. We're peace officers. |
Smitty | It's our job. We're peace officers. | URL | Yeah, you know the law: You gotta do what you gotta do. |
URL | Yeah, you know the law: You gotta do what you gotta do. | Bender | Oh, we're trapped! |
Bender | Oh, we're trapped! | Fry | Wait a second. You're a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars. |
Fry | Wait a second. You're a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars. | Bender | Dream on, skin tube. I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like, a de-bender? |
Bender | Dream on, skin tube. I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like, a de-bender? | Fry | Who cares what you're programmed for. If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge would you do it? |
Fry | Who cares what you're programmed for. If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge would you do it? | Bender | I'll have to check my program ... yep. |
Bender | I'll have to check my program ... yep. | Leela | Open up! |
Leela | Open up! | Fry | C'mon, Bender! It's up to you to make your own decisions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals ... and animal robots. |
Fry | C'mon, Bender! It's up to you to make your own decisions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals ... and animal robots. | Bender | You make a persuasive argument, Fry. |
Bender | You make a persuasive argument, Fry. | Fry | Come on, Bender! You can do it. |
Fry | Come on, Bender! You can do it. | Bender | Can't ... I ... can't ... do ... it! |
Bender | Can't ... I ... can't ... do ... it! | Fry | Yes! |
Fry | Yes! | Bender | I want! I'm unstoppable! |
Bender | I want! I'm unstoppable! | Fry | I don't know how you did that. |
Fry | I don't know how you did that. | Leela | Wait! |
Leela | Wait! | Bender | No, thanks. |
Bender | No, thanks. | Bender | Looks like one of us will have to bend this grate. |
Bender | Looks like one of us will have to bend this grate. | Fry | Good Lord! What is this? |
Fry | Good Lord! What is this? | Bender. | Welcome home, pal! |
Bender. | Welcome home, pal! | Fry | It's my old neighbourhood. Man, this brings back a lot of memories. |
Fry | It's my old neighbourhood. Man, this brings back a lot of memories. | Bender | Keep 'em to yourself, Pops! |
Bender | Keep 'em to yourself, Pops! | Fry | This is where I brought my girlfriend on our very first date. |
Fry | This is where I brought my girlfriend on our very first date. | Fry | My God! She's gone. Everyone I ever knew or cared about is gone. |
Fry | My God! She's gone. Everyone I ever knew or cared about is gone. | Bender | Wait! There's someone you know! |
Bender | Wait! There's someone you know! | Fry | Oh, can't you leave me alone? I'm miserable enough already. |
Fry | Oh, can't you leave me alone? I'm miserable enough already. | Leela | Look, I know it's not much consolation but I understand how you feel. |
Leela | Look, I know it's not much consolation but I understand how you feel. | Fry | No, you don't. I've got no home, no family-- |
Fry | No, you don't. I've got no home, no family-- | Bender | No friends. |
Bender | No friends. | Fry | My whole world is gone. You can't possibly understand what it feels like to be so alone. |
Fry | My whole world is gone. You can't possibly understand what it feels like to be so alone. | Leela | I understand. I'm the only one-eyed alien on this whole planet. My parents abandoned me here as a baby and I don't even know what galaxy they were from. I know how it feels to be alone. |
Leela | I understand. I'm the only one-eyed alien on this whole planet. My parents abandoned me here as a baby and I don't even know what galaxy they were from. I know how it feels to be alone. | Fry | Your chip. What are you doing? |
Fry | Your chip. What are you doing? | Leela | Quitting. |
Leela | Quitting. | Fry | Why? |
Fry | Why? | Leela | Because I've always wanted to. I just never realised it before I met you. |
Leela | Because I've always wanted to. I just never realised it before I met you. | Fry | What is the matter with you? |
Fry | What is the matter with you? | Bender | I just wanted to be part of the moment. |
Bender | I just wanted to be part of the moment. | Leela | Hey! He stole my ring! |
Leela | Hey! He stole my ring! | Bender | Well, that solves the mystery of the missing ring. This calls for a drink. |
Bender | Well, that solves the mystery of the missing ring. This calls for a drink. | Leela | I don't wanna spoil the party but we're all job deserters now. We're unemployed and we have nowhere to go. |
Leela | I don't wanna spoil the party but we're all job deserters now. We're unemployed and we have nowhere to go. | Fry | Correction: We're unemployed but we have a doddering old relative to mooch off of. |
Fry | Correction: We're unemployed but we have a doddering old relative to mooch off of. | Farnsworth | Who are you? |
Farnsworth | Who are you? | Fry | I'm your dear old Uncle Fry. |
Fry | I'm your dear old Uncle Fry. | Farnsworth | I don't have an Uncle Fry. |
Farnsworth | I don't have an Uncle Fry. | Bender | You do now! |
Bender | You do now! | Farnsworth | your nephew! This is absolutely incredible! |
Farnsworth | your nephew! This is absolutely incredible! | Bender | Can we have some money? |
Bender | Can we have some money? | Farnsworth | Oh, my, no. |
Farnsworth | Oh, my, no. | Farnsworth | And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire. |
Farnsworth | And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire. | Fry | Whoa! A real live spaceship! |
Fry | Whoa! A real live spaceship! | Farnsworth | I designed it myself. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used. |
Farnsworth | I designed it myself. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used. | Smitty | Attention, job deserters! Come out with your hands up. We have you partially surrounded. |
Smitty | Attention, job deserters! Come out with your hands up. We have you partially surrounded. | Fry | No! |
Fry | No! | Nixon | Get those bums! |
Nixon | Get those bums! | Leela | Can't we get away in the ship? |
Leela | Can't we get away in the ship? | Fry | I'll get us out of here. |
Fry | I'll get us out of here. | Farnsworth | Can anyone drive stick? |
Farnsworth | Can anyone drive stick? | Leela | I can. As long as I don't have to parallel park. |
Leela | I can. As long as I don't have to parallel park. | URL | If they try to take off, give 'em an ass-ful of laser. |
URL | If they try to take off, give 'em an ass-ful of laser. | Leela | Prepare for lift-off. Ten. |
Leela | Prepare for lift-off. Ten. | Crowd | Nine! |
Crowd | Nine! | Crowd | Amania! |
Crowd | Amania! | Crowd | Seven! |
Crowd | Seven! | Aliens | Six. |
Aliens | Six. | Terry | Five! |
Terry | Five! | Nimoy | Four. |
Nimoy | Four. | Farnsworth | Three. |
Farnsworth | Three. | Bender | Two. |
Bender | Two. | Leela | One! |
Leela | One! | Fry | Blast-off! |
Fry | Blast-off! | Smitty | I can't see nothing. Pretty though! |
Smitty | I can't see nothing. Pretty though! | Fry | So, I guess, without jobs, we'll be fugitives forever. |
Fry | So, I guess, without jobs, we'll be fugitives forever. | Farnsworth | Not necessarily. Are you three, by any chance, interested in becoming my new spaceship crew? |
Farnsworth | Not necessarily. Are you three, by any chance, interested in becoming my new spaceship crew? | Bender | New crew? W-What happened to the old crew? |
Bender | New crew? W-What happened to the old crew? | Farnsworth | Of those poor sons of-- But that's not important. The important thing is I need a new crew. Anyone interested? |
Farnsworth | Of those poor sons of-- But that's not important. The important thing is I need a new crew. Anyone interested? | Fry! | That's exactly the job I've always wanted! |
Fry! | That's exactly the job I've always wanted! | Leela | Thanks for the offer, Professor, but we don't have the proper career chips. |
Leela | Thanks for the offer, Professor, but we don't have the proper career chips. | Farnsworth | Oh, that won't be a problem. As luck would have it, I saved the chips from my previous crew. |
Farnsworth | Oh, that won't be a problem. As luck would have it, I saved the chips from my previous crew. | Farnsworth | If by that you mean transporting cargo then yes. It's a little home business I started to fund my research. |
Farnsworth | If by that you mean transporting cargo then yes. It's a little home business I started to fund my research. | Fry | Cool! What's my job gonna be? |