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Fry
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Fry
how you play the game!
Fry
how you play the game!
Boy
You stink, loser!
Boy
You stink, loser!
Panucci
Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!!
Panucci
Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out! C'mon!!
Fry
Michelle, baby! Where you going?
Fry
Michelle, baby! Where you going?
Michelle
I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!
Michelle
I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!
Fry
I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.
Fry
I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.
Bike
Thief: Happy new year!
Bike
Thief: Happy new year!
Fry
Here's to another lousy millennium.
Fry
Here's to another lousy millennium.
Crowd
Ten!
Crowd
Ten!
Crowd
Neuf!
Crowd
Neuf!
Crowd
Otto!
Crowd
Otto!
Crowd
Saba!
Crowd
Saba!
Crowd
Eksi!
Crowd
Eksi!
Crowd
Wu!
Crowd
Wu!
Crowd
Char!
Crowd
Char!
Crowd
Thathu!
Crowd
Thathu!
Crowd
Nee!
Crowd
Nee!
Crowd
One!
Crowd
One!
Fry
What the--?
Fry
What the--?
Fry
My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!
Fry
My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!
Terry
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Terry
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Lou
Why do you always have to say it that way?
Lou
Why do you always have to say it that way?
Terry
Come, your destiny awaits!
Terry
Come, your destiny awaits!
Lou
Have a nice future.
Lou
Have a nice future.
Fry
Ow!
Fry
Ow!
Leela
Name?
Leela
Name?
Fry
Uh, Fry.
Fry
Uh, Fry.
Leela
I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.
Leela
I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.
Fry
Can I ask you a question?
Fry
Can I ask you a question?
Leela
As long as it's not about my eye.
Leela
As long as it's not about my eye.
Fry
Uh...
Fry
Uh...
Leela
Is it about my eye?
Leela
Is it about my eye?
Fry
Sort of.
Fry
Sort of.
Leela
Just ask the question.
Leela
Just ask the question.
Fry
What's with the eye?
Fry
What's with the eye?
Leela
I'm an alien, alright? Now let's drop the subject.
Leela
I'm an alien, alright? Now let's drop the subject.
Fry
Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth?
Fry
Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth?
Leela
No, I just work here.
Leela
No, I just work here.
Fry
Wait a minute! Is that blimp accurate?
Fry
Wait a minute! Is that blimp accurate?
Leela
Yep. It's December 31st, 2999.
Leela
Yep. It's December 31st, 2999.
Fry
My God! A million years!
Fry
My God! A million years!
Leela
I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
Leela
I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
Fry
Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
Fry
Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
Leela
Interesting. Your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-great...
Leela
Interesting. Your DNA test shows one living relative. He's your great-great-great-great-great-great-great...
Leela
...great-great-great-great-great nephew.
Leela
...great-great-great-great-great nephew.
Fry
That's great! What's the little guy's name?
Fry
That's great! What's the little guy's name?
Leela
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Leela
Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
Fry
Eurgh!
Fry
Eurgh!
Fry
What's that?
Fry
What's that?
Leela
Your permanent career assignment.
Leela
Your permanent career assignment.
Fry
Delivery boy? No! Not again! Please! Anything else!
Fry
Delivery boy? No! Not again! Please! Anything else!
Leela
Take your hands off me! You've been assigned the job you're best at just like everyone else.
Leela
Take your hands off me! You've been assigned the job you're best at just like everyone else.
Fry
What if I refuse?
Fry
What if I refuse?
Leela
Then you'll be fired--
Leela
Then you'll be fired--
Fry
Fine!
Fry
Fine!
Leela
Out of a cannon into the Sun!
Leela
Out of a cannon into the Sun!
Fry
But I don't like being a delivery boy.
Fry
But I don't like being a delivery boy.
Leela
You gotta do what you gotta do. Now hold out your hand. I'm gonna implant your career chip. It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy.
Leela
You gotta do what you gotta do. Now hold out your hand. I'm gonna implant your career chip. It'll permanently label you as a delivery boy.
Fry
Keep that thing away from me!
Fry
Keep that thing away from me!
Leela
You've got until the count of five to let me out of here. One--
Leela
You've got until the count of five to let me out of here. One--
Fry
You owe me one.
Fry
You owe me one.
Fry
Whoa!
Fry
Whoa!
Man
#1: JFK Jr. Airport.
Man
#1: JFK Jr. Airport.
Man
#1.
Man
#1.
Fry
Um. Cross Town Express?
Fry
Um. Cross Town Express?
Man
#2: Pft! Tourist!
Man
#2: Pft! Tourist!
Fry
Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Fry
Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Fry
It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Fry
It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender
Shinier than yours, meatbag!
Bender
Shinier than yours, meatbag!
Bender
Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer!
Bender
Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer!
Booth
Voice: Please select mode of death: Quick and Painless or Slow and Horrible.
Booth
Voice: Please select mode of death: Quick and Painless or Slow and Horrible.
Fry
Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
Fry
Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
Booth
Voice: You have selected: Slow and Horrible.
Booth
Voice: You have selected: Slow and Horrible.
Bender
Bring it on, baby!
Bender
Bring it on, baby!
Bender
C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender!
Bender
C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender!
Fry
Help! What's happening?
Fry
Help! What's happening?
Booth
Voice: You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.
Booth
Voice: You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.
Bender
Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk!
Bender
Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk!
Leela
Two, three-- Hey!
Leela
Two, three-- Hey!
Terry
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Terry
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Leela
Shut up, Terry.
Leela
Shut up, Terry.
Ipgee
This is unacceptable, Leela. You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip.
Ipgee
This is unacceptable, Leela. You must find this Mr. Fry and install his chip.
Leela
Look, he's just a nobody who doesn't want to be a delivery boy. I'd really rather not force it on him.
Leela
Look, he's just a nobody who doesn't want to be a delivery boy. I'd really rather not force it on him.
Ipgee
Life is good!
Ipgee
Life is good!
Fry
Why would a robot need to drink?
Fry
Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender
So they made you a delivery boy, huh? Man, that's as bad as my job.
Bender
So they made you a delivery boy, huh? Man, that's as bad as my job.
Fry
Really? What do you do, Bender?
Fry
Really? What do you do, Bender?
Bender
I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do.
Bender
I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do.
Fry
You any good at it?
Fry
You any good at it?
Bender
You kidding? I was a star! I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! 31. But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for.
Bender
You kidding? I was a star! I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! 31. But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for.
Fry
What?
Fry
What?
Bender
Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself.
Bender
Well, Fry, it was a pleasure meeting you. I'm gonna go kill myself.
Fry
Wait! You're the only friend I have!
Fry
Wait! You're the only friend I have!
Bender
You really want a robot for a friend?
Bender
You really want a robot for a friend?
Fry
Yeah, ever since I was six.
Fry
Yeah, ever since I was six.
Bender
Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
Bender
Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
Fry
Don't look! Don't look!
Fry
Don't look! Don't look!
Bender
I'm not looking!
Bender
I'm not looking!
Leela
This is officer 1B-DI requesting back-up.
Leela
This is officer 1B-DI requesting back-up.
Smitty
We'll be there in five minutes.