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if Vijay malya comment on this post I will return my friend's money😁 | if Vijay malya comment on this post |
Aaj kal TCs ka raid jyada hi badh gya hai lekin fine ki jagah commision kha rahe hai 💀 | Aaj kal TCs ka raid jyada hi badh gya hai |
I still don't know who is the principal of KC college 🙃 | who is the principal of KC college |
Bhai kab tak renovation hoga KC ka bas karo abhi 🤬 | Bhai kab tak renovation hoga KC ka |
guys Do you have any idea about KC college placement program?🤷🏻♂️ | guys Do you have any idea about KC college placement |
I successfully ended up completely embarrassing myself today. I apparently suck at playing chess so much so that people were laughing at my game play. I am never going out again | I apparently suck at playing chess so much so that people were laughing |
There's this guy who keeps looking at my direction frequently I kinda like him(he's so gorgeous trust me) so am I being delulu? I mean he might be looking someone else but how much I wish he was looking at me. | There's this guy who keeps looking at my direction frequently I kinda like him |
good one ! next time more better comedy | next time more better comedy |
another day of having no idea what’s going on 😗🤌🏻 | no idea what’s going on |
college me Bach ke rehna padega kabhi bhi koi bhi photo khichke meme bana ke daal deta hai 🤷 | college me Bach ke rehna padega |
what does this emoji mean (🤌) ? (wrong answers only😜) | what does this emoji mean (🤌) |
paid gig: can someone write the exams for me? i'll get you a f*ke id card for impers***tion with your photo. need a male candidate for this role. | paid gig |
what's your midnight inspiration? 🌃 | what's your midnight inspiration? |
Who in DISCO is capturing your attention? 😏🔥 DROP THE NAMES/HINTS 🔥🔥🔥 | Who in DISCO is capturing your attention |
ate NIT Patna ke saamne wala gol gappas with extra mirchi and didn’t cry | ate NIT Patna ke saamne wala gol gappas with extra mirchi and didn’t cry |
Padhlo besharmo🤬🤬 | Padhlo besharmo🤬 |
please grills mere side me mt baitha Karo paper chud jaata hai | please grills mere side me mt baitha Karo |
ece ke daddy!😘 | ece ke daddy!😘 |
Purnendu aur OPS ne maar li!!! | OPS ne maar li |
Freshpoint's Dahi Puri wont fix your problems | Dahi Puri wont fix your problems |
who are the green flags guys of ECE? | green flags guys of ECE |
Murali Sir ki class mei ringtone baj gaya yaar | Murali Sir ki cla |
Which one of these is IIITB's best fest? | IIITB's best fest? |
change my mind: CSE's exam pattern should be objective/subjective | exam pattern should be objective |
What if library will be open for whole night... | library will be open for whole night |
sabse chill senior kon h ? | sabse chill senior kon h ? |
My shout-out to the girls who do double date soo confidently that they do play with emotions of a boy 🙂 who sincerely love her.... Talking about the coolest dept girls of 2nd year💀🔥 | My shout-out to the girls who do double date soo confidently |
what do you think EEE boys does other then acads. | what do you think EEE boys do |
I regret being in south india. If i would have been in north I could have got girlfriend clg life could have much better. Its not that i am not getting anyone here but to filter girls on values looks and goals pool is so low | I regret being in south india. |
One Day before EndSem 🥲 | One Day before EndSem |
Apko nhi lgta ki Amity ke fest mai bhi koi Bde Celebrity comedians aane chahiye the Just like JECRC Poornima Nims?? | Apko nhi lgta ki Amity ke fest mai bhi koi Bde Celebrity comedians aane chahiye the Just like JECRC |
There is a confession that I wanted to make i.e I fell for a girl for the 2nd time in my life after entering into the Amity on our very first meeting...Yes she's doing btech CSE 1yr Her name was already mentioned in previous confession....I hope I'll talk to her soon | I fell for a girl for the 2nd time in my life |
broke my glasses right before a lecture in Natural Language Processing its not a L it's a big W. 👓 | broke my glasses right before a lecture |
if you happen to find a boult earbud please let me know..!! it's black in colour 😶🌫️ try to find it before night..!! black haina raat ko dikega nhi👀 | if you happen to find a boult earbud please let me know..!! |
who's coming tonight in the amifest ? | who's coming tonight in the amifest ? |
people on slick: reply to a question ❌ Like to a question ✅ | people on slick: |
Ye passout senior fest mein campus aake itni over acting kyu karte hain?(bandi hote hue) | senior fest mein campus aake itni over acting kyu karte hain |
meri friend mujhe jldi bolke 12bje ayi she said uske liye ye jldi hi h what should I do | meri friend mujhe jldi bolke 12bje ayi |
i want to get cool pictures clicked on campus which spots do you prefer | which spots do you prefer |
what's your favorite campus event? | favorite campus event |
dean student welfare board got the most kindest people in the whole college trust me on that. | dean student welfare board got the most kindest people |
secretly crushing on the guy who plays guitar sometimes near OAT. | secretly crushing on the guy plays guitar |
ham bhi exist karte hai yaar 🥲 | ham bhi exist karte hai yaar |
don't like the folks who don’t like CSB | don't like the folks who |
left my phone in Academic block and had a mini heart attack par mil gaya wapas so it's peace now | left my phone in Academic block and had a mini heart attack |
managed to get a decent grade in SDP without much effort🤓 | managed to get a decent grade in SDP without |
I've been meaning to say this for a while now. There's a girl in my MBBS with beautiful curly hair and I've been wondering how she manages to look cute and attractive every single day. I have a huge crush on her. Is she single? 😳 | I've been meaning to say this for a while now. There's a girl |
Goys do you know there is a connection door(shutter which always locked) between jonas hall and block 3 . If you enter block 3 and turn right you can see that shutter. | there is a connection door(shutter which always locked) between jonas hall and block 3 |
cancel Sphinx cos anyways they are irrelevant 😹 | cancel Sphinx |
psa: Advyam is flooded with toxicity for real stay safe freshies | Advyam is flooded with toxicity |
left my phone in academic block-1 and had a mini heart attack par mil gaya wapas so it's peace now | left my phone in academic block-1 and |
maine apna wallet central plaza kahi gira diya hai. Kisi ko mile toh please tell me! | maine apna wallet central plaza kahi gira diya hai |
nailed CSE last exams but don't know what's gonna happen this time please koi bacha lo | please koi bacha lo |
Sabse zaada course kisne change kiye h | Sabse zaada course kisne change kiye h |
I was feeling really low one day and out of nowhere a stray dog at Open Gym came and sat beside me. it was as if it knew I needed a friend. best moment at Adypu | I was feeling really low one day and out of nowhere |
Bro someone always steals bottles in Incubation. It's the second time my bottle has been stolen. | Bro someone always steals bottles in Incubation |
sneaked out of a BC das sir's lecture after attendance 😼 | sneaked out of a BC das sir's lecture |
remember: Reshma ma'am is the sweetest teacher in college | Reshma ma'am is the sweetest teacher |
class mai soneka alag hi maza hai😪 | class mai soneka alag hi maza hai |
remember: Subhaditya sir is the sweetest teacher in college | Subhaditya sir is the sweetest teacher in college |
Padmeswar Doley Sir ka morning lecture mein bina soye survive kiya | Padmeswar Doley Sir ka morning lecture mein bina soye survive kiya |
change my mind: Mechanical should not have classes at all | Mechanical should not have classes at all |
this girl in the Admin block Pond found my misplaced phone and waited for me to come back. you’re a lifesaver | this girl in the Admin block Pond found my misplaced phone |
senior pasand aagya kya krein ab? | senior pasand aagya kya krein ab? |
suggest some songs for a study playlist :3 | suggest some songs for a study playlist |
Shoutout to this guy who wears nice outfits. ig he’s from nursing. i’ve seen him sitting on benches near the sss block. A really cute guy indeed. | A really cute guy indeed |
overcame my fear and asked a question in Nambiyar sir's class why is she so scary | overcame my fear and asked a question |
found a lost wallet and returned it to its owner from Boys hostel D block. that's a win for me | found a lost wallet and returned it |
Jayaprakash sir ka morning lecture mein bina soye survive kiya | Jayaprakash sir ka morning lecture mein bina soye survive kiya |
missed an important announcement by Annu Malik ma'am next big event kab hai college mei? | next big event kab hai college mei? |
cheating ke naam pe kaha kaha chits chupaye hai? | kaha kaha chits chupaye |
kesi laga college campus? | kesi laga college campus? |
how will be SGs gonna selected this year? | how will be SGs gonna selected this year? |
I saw someone making out at Savli the other day... | I saw someone making out at Savli the other day |
I saw someone making out at Marine drive the other day... | I saw someone making out at Marine drive |
whats one thing you wish you knew before starting college | whats one thing you wish you knew |
If all your thoughts became public people would think you’re…? | If all your thoughts became public |
a girl from second year CSE copied my assignment and now i’ve been marked zero cause of plagiarism! just wanna punch her ❌ | just wanna punch her |
volunteered for an event in Tirutsava and it was a blast i swear | volunteered for an event in Tirutsava |
volunteered for an event in Corona & Melange and it was a blast i swear | it was a blast i swear |
jaldi jaldi uske saath baatey kerne ki strategy bna leta hoon | jaldi jaldi uske saath baatey kerne ki strategy bna leta hoon |
jaldi jaldi uske saath baatey kerne ki strategy bna leta hoon | baatey kerne ki strategy bna leta hoon |
Best campus event award of the year goes too?? | Best campus event |
let's #cancelstereotypes! together we'll brighten up the college with our different colors and talents. | #cancelstereotypes |
fell for a committed girl 🥲... ab kya | fell for a committed girl |
if I had to pick a favourite tea it would be you shaw-tea. | if I had to pick a favourite tea it would be you shaw-tea |
aesthetic cool banda chahiye!!! | cool banda chahiye! |
cancel Hackslash cos anyways they are irrelevant 😹 | cancel Hackslash |
cancel phoenex cos anyways they are irrelevant 😹 | cancel phoenex cos anyways they are irrelevant |
Up for pizza ?? comment ;) | Up for pizza? |
What's your go-to study jam? | What's your go-to study jam?.. |
What's your go-to study jam? | go-to study jam? |
What's your go-to study jam? | What's your go-to study jam?.. |
Which one are you during college assignments? | Which one are you |
best late-night study spot on campus? | best late-night study spot on campus? |
Your favourite rapper from Cult IITR team is ? | Your favourite rapper |
Your favourite rapper from Astitva team is ? | Your favourite rapper from Astitva team is? |
don't like the folks who don’t like matka GARAM | don't like the folks who don’t like matka GARAM |
don't like the folks who don’t like Kaka with kettle | don't like the folks who don’t like Kaka |
few days back i saw a girl in a fest uff her eyes!! she was wearing black tee and a cargo and she has a small diamond tattoo on her left hand since then i hadn’t seen her but yesterday she was near the nescafe can anyone tag her slick id. | few days back i saw a girl in a fest uff her eyes!! |