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As I saw everyone confessing on Slick. I thought of sharing about a senior I have been having a crush since a long time. I first saw you near KFC first I thought that you were not from our college and some corporate guy. Later I saw you near library and it was then that i knew that you were from my college. So I did a bit of stalking and found your Instagram. That's when I got to know that your name is Alok. I am still anxious to come up and talk to you as I don't know which year or stream you are from and i always see you with some of your female classmates maybe( if not your gf ) . I think you look really handsome and i just wish I get to talk to you someday. Yours secret stalker ❤ | I first saw you near KFC |
The sun was majestic high up in its glory. But I always wished for moon to rise up high so I could bury my face and cry. | I always wished for moon to rise up high |
when u got like 15 essays 4 assignments and 6 exams to study for and u just chill in bed contemplating ur whole life | 6 exams to study for and u just chill in bed contemplating ur whole life |
We(bfm) are on our iv nd there's thiss tall bulky guy with specs who i guess is from fy. How should I approach so as to not creep himm out but damnnn he's cuteeeeeee!!!!. Why am I so weird 😔 | thiss tall bulky guy with specs |
B batch . all black dress m tha aghora mai m ladai krne wala ☠️ r u alright? I like u (from D batch) | I like u |
2nd year 8 10 seniors pat jaye .... iski ma ka maje hi maje 🫣 | 8 10 seniors pat jaye |
looking for a male friend who isn't creepy and respects my ,no, most importantly listens to my backwas!! | looking for a male friend who isn't creepy |
The real reason there's no AC in the classrooms - so we can't fall asleep during lectures. Anyways we prove college wrong | The real reason there's no AC in the classrooms |
Bhai ye manya food truck ke french fries se mereko addiction ho gayi hai and ab roz khata hoon so dont know if its just me . Guilty as charged | food truck ke french fries se mereko addiction ho gayi hai |
are there any goal-focused people in our college? i honestly havent seen any kyunki sabse bas job lena hai naukri karna hai waali vibes aati hai and honestly mereko nai lagta ki I belong to this tribe of this college. anyone there jisko startups funding and all mei interest hai? | are there any goal-focused people in our college? |
Any good guitarist? | Any good guitarist? |
most of the staff in our college are also doing part time business cuz even they don't have full attendence 🤷🏻♂️ | most of the staff in our college are also doing part time business |
teachers giving last date for assignment submission just to remind that you can submit in future 😂😂 | teachers giving last date for assignment submission |
what do y'all think about allowing boys into girls hostels and vice versa | what do y'all think about allowing boys into girls hostels |
finished the Workshop group project without a single argument. we must be the chosen ones. | finished the Workshop group project without a single argument |
i actually enjoy the early morning silence in Basant. aisehi shaanti banaye rakho | i actually enjoy the early morning silence |
guys kya aapko kabhi yeh feeling aati hai ki both our college & course is shit | both our college & course is shit |
Agr BSc wale Btech walo ko bada Bhai mane to Btech wale bhi BSc walo ko apna Chhota Bhai manenge (JEE mai fail hua 🥲)... | Agr BSc wale Btech walo ko bada Bhai mane to |
b tech seniors capstone project m thoda guide kroge? bsc 2nd sem project.🙂 | seniors capstone project m thoda guide kroge? |
bhai vo black dress wali kon hai jisne nascafe ke pass kisiko number diya tha 😀😀 naam btaao | bhai vo black dress wali kon hai |
degree se zyada id card ki importance hai yaha par | degree se zyada id card ki importance |
there's this person in IT who's close to Isha's gang... crush hai bro mujhe. 😍 | crush hai bro mujhe |
Konse course ke senior sabse jyada interactive hai?? | Konse course ke senior sabse jyada interactive hai?? |
seniors ke saath Srinivasa Theatre jaane ka swag hi alag hai. | Srinivasa Theatre jaane ka swag hi alag hai |
one girl from Media Studies dances very well. I love her vibe. | girl from Media Studies dances very well. I love her |
apne college mein koi ladki single bhi ya sabhi mingle ho geye Hain🙃 | sabhi mingle ho geye Hain |
mai akela feel karta hooo bahut isiliye mai slick pe baat kar rha hoon | mai akela feel karta hooo bahut |
cancel Grenee for always running out of Table No. 21 during breaks kyunki jab chahiye tab hi khatm ho jata hai. | cancel Grenee for always |
Boombox ho jae? | Boombox ho jae? |
Bhai kya sundr clouds ho rhke haan campus mai | kya sundr clouds ho rhke haan campus mai |
mentorship program lgane pe hr subject ki 2 attendance mil rhi hai | hr subject ki 2 attendance mil rhi hai |
lets Play a Game Jo Marzi Jhoota Flex maaro kaun kitna bada feeku hai dekhte hai BUT ANONYMOUS REHKE | lets Play a Game |
Your favourite person from Coding Club team ? | Your favourite person from Coding Club team |
ratipua 8:00 t a keneke iman boring class(EM 4th sem) lobo paree. Ki porhai thkee re Sir apuni 🙂🥲. | ratipua 8:00 t a keneke iman boring class(EM 4th sem) |
why my crush always feel nervous around me | why my crush always feel nervous around me |
this girl from B.A.(Prog) first year she has little dusky skin beautiful eyes bold attitude short straight hair i often see her in the Chole bhature stall outside college tag her please!! | beautiful eyes bold attitude |
surprise tests/quizzes on a monday morning… | surprise tests/quizzes on a monday morning |
which one of these sucks most about college 😮💨 | which one of these sucks most |
There are certain things that wanna share anonymously(can't disclose identitymight get expelled)Until last year students actively engaged in diverse events often visiting other colleges to participate in technical fests. There was a tradition of attending INSIGNIS yet this year participation was hindered by inadequate reasons such as lack of funds for transportation.Teachers will be asking for certificates of participation in external events during NBA visitwho would be answerable as students are not getting the opportunity to participate in events.Many of us have also faced certain humiliations regarding conducting of eventsthis might affect the overall development of a student.If things go this way forget about IIRF or NIRF or NBA.Rather than imposing restrictions on studentsdo something that our college comes in lighttry improving the reputation. | There are certain things that wanna share anonymously |
BMD- stands for bending moment diagram or bharati medhi das ? | BMD- stands for |
I've developed a major addiction for making retarded decisions | I've developed a major addiction |
Flashpoint kuch log bohot accha kaam karte ho( This is not for you guys). Aur kuch log log kya bakwas Kam karte ho . Photos choro pehle thora attitude aur show off thik karo. sunne me aya hain ki 4th semester mein bohot jyada problem hain . Seniors acche se sikhao inko. | kuch log log kya bakwas Kam karte ho |
just fell face first infront of my crush from BTECH IT guess the date's over before it even started | just fell face first infront of my crush |
atleast shakal dikha dete hai bro | atleast shakal dikha dete |
Bhai yeh centralized mid sem he badiya the | Bhai yeh centralized mid sem he badiya the |
I want to go on a prom with Za**ab from IT! kaise pochuuuu?? | I want to go on a prom with Za**ab from IT |
dating nah bro saying hi to a pretty girl is a big achievement for me | saying hi to a pretty girl is a big achievement for me |
guys EM kaha se padh rhe ho ?? | EM kaha se padh rhe ho |
Computer Networks ke paper ke liye tips dedo seniors !! | Computer Networks ke paper ke liye tips dedo |
to ,chain kuli ki main kuli, se motivate hoke mai apne laptop m magic laauga or aaj dp ke atleast 10 questions solve karunga 🤌 | aaj dp ke atleast 10 questions solve karunga |
bhai ye raftaar q aa rha hai yaar mai to mohit Chauhan ko expect krke khus ho rha tha bc sonu sir to aa nahi sakte the hadd hai bc | bhai ye raftaar q aa rha hai |
raftaar k saath ek aur aa raha bi si!!!!! | raftaar k saath ek aur |
Crazyyy kar diya raftaar ko bula ke ❤️🔥💦 | Crazyyy kar diya |
paper easy dalo k sabki ftt jaye yaad krte krte ☠️ | paper easy dalo k sabki ftt jaye yaad krte |
Underrated singer of our college? | Underrated singer of our college? |
technical club and their obsession with deleting posts after getting bodied💀 | technical club and their obsession with deleting posts |
teachers ko paper disscus karne se ky milta hai. soch raha tha ki iiss baar acche marks ayenge abb 8 marks bhi nahi arahe....😭😭 | teachers ko paper disscus karne se ky milta hai |
Bhai kuch bhi bolo rcoem me memers ki koi kami nahi haiii😌 | rcoem me memers ki koi kami nahi |
padhte padhte incognito khul jata hai FML | padhte padhte incognito khul jata hai |
kisiko help krke kafi acha feel hota!! idk how much it'll help or not but felt happy! | kisiko help krke kafi acha feel hota!! |
pratishruti me maine ut ko seriously nhi liya n now ut ne mujhe seriously nhi liya | maine ut ko seriously nhi liya n now ut ne mujhe seriously nhi liya |
can we please talk about this habit people have of ghosting people after borrowing money from them? it's dishonest and unfair. it's time to cancel financial irresponsibility and this chindipana | ghosting people after borrowing money from them? |
which club has the coolest people in the college? | which club has the coolest people in the college? |
why are Engineering faculty so strict? kya bt hai inko | why are Engineering faculty so strict? |
bhai meri hi dukaan hai tu chal 😎 | bhai meri hi dukaan hai tu chal |
if there is a battle among societies which society will be the winner? | which society will be the winner? |
nervously asked this BMM girl out on a date after waiting for 2 months and got to know that she liked me from the start and was waiting for me to make the move. I might be late but a W is a W. 😎 | nervously asked this BMM girl out on a date after waiting for 2 months and |
weather just doesnt affect them | weather just doesnt affect them |
koi to commerce wala mera calculator leke gaya hai kt ke exam ke waqt. Agar yeh msg dekhra hai to reach me out. | koi to commerce wala mera calculator leke gaya |
no way did that guy just put fucking salt in his coffee. fucking salt.. in a coffee.. that too in the middle of the whole canteen????!!!! ✖️ | that guy just put fucking salt in his coffee |
whats the hardest course here? | whats the hardest course here? |
remember to support our team in the upcoming fest against IIT Kharagpur. | remember to support our team in the upcoming fest |
kis professor ke class se bachna sabse mushkil hai? | kis professor ke class se bachna |
I have scammed canteen receptionist 2 times and haven't been caught yet🤠 | I have scammed canteen receptionist 2 times |
New degree students are enjoying their life at fullest thinking that KC is best college they have chosen💀 | New degree students are enjoying their life at fullest |
Third year walon ka seriousness dekh k Aisa lagta hai ki graduation nahi 4th class ka exam hai 🤨 | Aisa lagta hai ki graduation nahi 4th class ka exam hai 🤨 |
BCOM students se jyada maze to teachers ke hai inko kuch karna hi nahi hai😂 | BCOM students se jyada maze to teachers ke hai |
why are ECE faculty so strict? kya bt hai inko | why are ECE faculty so strict? |
Best sutta spot? | Best sutta spot? |
College ki placements kaisi chal Rahi hai? | placements kaisi chal Rahi hai? |
what's going on... peeps | what's going on... peeps |
bhai or bheheno thoda aankk kolo 30k for mess worthy he kya | 30k for mess worthy he kya |
senior pe crush ane pe kya mujhe jail ho sakta hai? | kya mujhe jail ho sakta hai? |
Tumhare saath Nitrutrsav janeka sapna sapna hi reh gaya | Nitrutrsav janeka sapna sapna hi reh gaya |
“Dil takleef mein hai aur takleef dene wala dil mein”. Jaun Elia | Dil takleef mein hai |
kabhi notice kiye ho how it's always the friend in a healthy happy relationship that encourages you to keep going after your love interest. and the single vella ones who have never felt the touch of a woman will say bhai ye sab bekaar hain ise chhoro come be with The Boys™ Coincidence nahi hain it's just that misery loves company. Maybe jaan boojh ke nahi karte but subconsciously they want you to be in the same state as them. So aage se dhyan rakhna take relationship advice from the right people. Ek chhota sa galat advice can cost you something precious. | take relationship advice from the right people |
Which Team Will be Win IPL 2024 | Which Team Will be Win IPL |
different but still the same | different but still the same |
utkansh mai star night pr kon aa raha hai | star night pr kon aa raha hai |
y jo aj kal sab slick pe ek dusre ki funny pic daal ke uspe comment kar rhe h is kuch hoga nhi jiski jesi image hai real may wo sabko Pata hai so y fokat ki photo dalna se acha hai apna kam pe dhiyan dono jyda sahi h | aj kal sab slick pe ek dusre ki funny pic daal ke uspe comment kar rhe h |
little do they know 😂 | little do they know |
unpopular opinion: sukhman > aaloo k prathe | sukhman > aaloo k prathe |
guys lets head out to Chole bhature stall outside college after the exams Om food stall(sec4 dwarka) will be filled 😂😂 | guys lets head out to Chole bhature stall outside college after the exams |
my favorite spot at College Ground got taken over by a loud & annoying group. 😤 | favorite spot at College Ground got taken over by a loud & annoying group |
life at IITG in a song | life at IITG in a song |
psa: Ma101 ki group study sesh rakho yaar akele nai ho pata hai 🍃 | psa: Ma101 ki group study sesh rakho yaar |
pick your college life mantra? 🙏 | your college life mantra? |
a celebrity you wish would visit our college? | celebrity you wish would visit our college? |
yo idk this guy from Architecture really looks like a decent guy i see him everyday in GREEN GALA would love to know his name | i see him everyday in GREEN GALA would love to know his name |
this is for my roommate from Electrical. her feet shoes and socks smell horrific. i have nose allergies mere se saans nhi li jati bhai . itni gndi behosh krni vali smell ati h i mean ew girl dhulvale shoes mere se paise leliyo . room pr ake paer bhi nhi dhoti. sbko sunghati h. | this is for my roommate from Electrical |