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I am appalled that it's back, a recurrence of the international herpes death epidemic we thought we had stamped out.
Also, I'm delighted to see us investing in tech again.
If I wanted a new career, I'd go to Groton, CT and get into the nuclear submarine business.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/... |
my brain will never stop parsing SWIM in all caps as anything other than “someone who isn’t me”
which, considering dissociation that can come from traumatic memories, isn’t entirely off base |
What I find interesting is that there was a noticeable reorientation of the screen that usually happens when transitioning out of a body’s SOI. Did I leave the galaxy? I don’t know |
wasn't much left to experience but he tries anyway, he tries to "save" it because it's all he has and he can't bear the thought of watching it tear itself apart and he only ends up damming it instead. i think when he looks up at the stars at night it just reminds him of his home |
like ya'll forgot this shithole was "invite only" at first so bluesky used to be a walled garden type shit |
What is Santa bringing you this year?
Pick:
1. 1981 or 1991
2. Number from 1-422
3. Letter from A-Z
Comment on this post with your picks and I’ll let you know after 7pm MT what you’re getting from the Canadian Sears Wish Book.
(Alt text turned off for speed but will describe in text.) |
I've lived in most parts of the US 🤣
But at the time of the first movie, I was living in Virginia & got to see quite a few tornadoes IRL |
A “neighbourhood watch” volunteer moderator might live in the Netherlands. Good luck suing that mod for choking out the flood of deepfake propaganda. They might live in a state with an anti-SLAPP statute. They might be effectively anonymous. |
Coworker saying, "It doesn't matter who wins, neither will make life any better." And it reminds me that the real end game of GOP dysfunction, gumming up passing of bills, disorder, double-speak etc. is this: to convince voters that democracy doesn't work, and fascism will at least "get things done" |
“One of his marks was Sydette Harry. In her words, “[Schwyzer] admitted that he was outright targeting us because it was easy to get white women to ignore racism and to ignore whatever we were saying ...”
www.motherjones.com/media/2022/0... |
Reclear week you know what that means.
Fucking bees. I love them. This is definitely not the face of trauma. |
But here's the thing, they even went through the trouble of creating a whole fake news article with tailor made sob stories for each GoFundMe, there's almost an artistry to the fraud I can respect. We're watching a master at work. |
sheryl’s humbly lying, she’s like illinois’ indigent tenants’ bill kunstler and has very interesting things to say on a regular basis |
No not really. I haven’t even played the Sims in over a year and a half. Depression and being busy does that to ya lol |
"but he did electric cars"
We paid rich people to buy his cars instead of doing real environmental policy. California's ZEV credit system shuffled $10 billion more to Tesla, ~$1 billion of which was based on battery swap fraud. He got a free pass on safety and environmental regulation for a decade. |
I'm all for letting people enjoy things! In that spirit, I truly pray that God guides me towards enjoying your company, instead of despising everything about you, as I do currently. |
This is definitely big good news, but it's not done yet, so keep emailing/calling your senators, please. |
what if all the cops in the subway give each other covid? |
If yer man was doing an actual 90 minute gym workout every morning, yer man would be pretty jacked. Instead he looks like every other slightly paunchy 63 year old executive type, probably because he gets up at 4am every morning for a day of Meetings™. They're all so full of shit. |
Easily mushrooms |
it's been three days of continous rain, no cutie to cuddle with at home smh |
Red
#bluearchive #ブルアカ |
What skills / assets are you bringing to the post apocalyptic survival crew?
$1,000,000 worth of aid and the ability to stand up a regional supply-chain in about a week. For starters. |
That makes sense. Thanks for your work (it sounds like a lot!) |
Thank you! |
Oh, gut zu wissen! Eine letzte Frage, wenn es ok ist?
Wenn der verschuldete Verstorbene mit seiner Ehefrau in einer in einer Mietwohnung gewohnt hat und alle Beteiligten das Erbe ausschlagen, kommt dann der Gerichtsvollzieher im Namen des Staats und stellt den Hausstand auf den Kopf? |
I never understood the idea, that I *have* to subject myself to debate with people, whose views are a total opposite of mine. I am not on the internet to argue with randos. |
Her name is Mel! She’s from Brazil but lives in Philly with my friend/band mate now! She’s soooo cute I’ll try to get a picture of her soon where you can see her big Yoda ears!!! 😂 |
Ahhhh those are adorable! |
Bluesky takes this opportunity to remind everyone to drink responsibly |
I am in complete agreement with you. 🙌 |
“We’ve got to signal early and often that it is a crime, that it will be investigated and prosecuted when the evidence supports it,” Steven Grocki, who leads the Justice Department's Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section, said in an interview with The Associated Press. |
Σήμερα είναι η παγκόσμια ημέρα για την εξάλειψη της βίας κατά των γυναικών.
Ελπίζω στο Bluesky να έχουν εξαλειφθεί τουλάχιστον οι περιπτώσεις που θα έρχονταν να μου γράψουν “ναι, αλλά για τη βία κατά των ανδρών δεν λέτε τίποτα”. |
Block and report. @coinflipperdolphin.bsky.social
bsky.app/profile/coin... |
See if you can persuade them to bring you breakfast in bed. Maybe some hand gestures or a sign. |
This is the way |
Pretty relatable. |
have you ever thought about how the sexual dimorphism of modern disney characters has perfectly paralleled the sexual dimorphism of the proboscis monkey. i cannot stop thinking about it. |
Made from Chilean child tears. |
This entire strategy of "Trump is a threat to democracy and the security of the world!!! But we're not going to take any special measures to put him and his allies in jail. We'll let the voters decide," was not only doomed from the start, it's going to have harmful repercussions for years to come. |
Sure!
Part 1: Building Inclusive Engineering teams. |
It’s over 9000 👀 |
I went to bed that night absolutely sure Hillary was going to win. Then had one hell of a wakeup call. |
Also reminds me of my favorite machine learning simulation experience: Trying to land a plane the most efficient way. No one told the program that the passengers had to be alive so a vertical dive at 560mph was its recommendation. |
I had no idea he was in the Mises Caucus |
That’s me in the corner…
That’s me in the |
What’s in your heart doesn’t change that in this moment your behavior is antisemitic.
I hope you can, in time, recognize “jumping into the replies of a member of an ethnoreligious group to ‘well ackshually’ them about their faith you neither share nor study” is fucked up beyond “being an ass” |
from your mouth to god's ears as they say |
Olha esse infográfico lindo E ASSUSTADOR 👇
Conclusão: QUALQUER desmatamento de floresta ocorrido HOJE vai demorar ~20 ANOS (se ficar intocado, em regeneração) pra recuperar 80% do serviço ecossistêmico e climático e até ~120 ANOS para recuperar 98%
É isso que vai acontecer com todo desmatamento... |
I'm wishing you a very extra innings in both games of a doubleheader split (sorry, just want the Mets' bullpen blown out when they come back to Milwaukee). |
That’s a very narrow definition of software
1. Libre license (does that include mysql and terraform?)
2. Software where there is a commercial option (unlike thousands of tools like bash, cat, vim) |
HBD Hootie |
Wrote up what actually happened here:
qntm.org/wasm |
“Witness my Act and Deed”, Frank Paton (1882) |
Why can't everyone bounce back from problems like this rich white legacy baby |
Unmasking for autistic humans isn’t about abandoning a survival strategy
It’s about finding spaces where survival doesn’t mean erasing ourselves |
JavaScript is the crypto of programming languages. |
We also learned that fixing things at scale was expensive and you didn't get any reward for working hard and avoiding problems, which is a fundamental dysfunction in society |
MSU just went off the rails. |
We are under $1000 to go with about 3 days to reach the goal. Pass it on! www.kickstarter.com/projects/epa... |
I will always unapologetically be first to board. So we are not the same person in every way. 😀 |
Highly suggest watching both of them! |
“I’m guilty!” is quite the subject line |
guy who pays for the new york times: hey it's me again, the rube, sharing another hot dogshit article only i and other rubes can read |
Friday will be May 17th, Norway's 'Constitution day', celebrated widely as a public holiday.
It's likely to be record-breakingly hot: how nice!!!
In COMPLETELY unrelated news, in April we made the most money we've ever made exporting oil!
Everything's so good here!!
www.nrk.no/nordland/mot... |
Agreed, this will energize the fuck out of anyone even considering to vote for him, and we will see how they try to choose what community is responsible for the shooting. As which ever one the shooter is a part of will get all the wrath |
There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world |
the ceo of spotify is a terrible human being. spotify also hosts joe rogan and pays him millions |
Pro Tip: the movie studio tours where they take tourists through and show them how movies are made?
Those are on real live studio lots! You know, of the sort currently being picketed by SAG-AFTRA.
Sigh.
That’s $110 down the drain because I’m a dummy… |
Meanwhile, at the writers strike: |
Lions reposted it here! |
Senhor vai tirando essa maldade da cabeça dos outros meu Pai vai exorcizando esse desejo de fazerem r34 da bonequinha meu Deus vai limpando a lascívia dessas pessoas de quererem fazer monster fuck com a pequena Luce meu Todo Poderoso |
Valve are constantly updating anf fixing bugs.
I still recommend one |
Ghostwriters and posting bots always drowned out the real content creators on Twitter.
They're coming. We'll see what happens when they do. |
Continue to spook people like it's still Halloween |
imn fine im fine |
por favor não proibir o site q eu baixo kamen rider obrigado |
Sneak attack! |
this is every chat app that's mostly very online people. Telegram is like this too and irc was like this back when that was "chat for nerds" and not just tech support for open source.
you're goddamn right though |
Success is less car-dependent infrastructure. EVs emit a boatload of CO2, it's just not coming out of a tailpipe. |
Especially if the glazes look the same unfired. The two on the left are purple and green. The one on the right is red and green. |
Molly has been living with us for about 5 years, she was released by the county into the field behind my house, and lived in an oak tree for about 3 months until I earned her trust and she followed me home. She’s never left. 💜🐈⬛ |
I go back and forth between FC and RA, but they’re both worth listening to in their entirety rather than just playing one or two tracks from each. To me that is the mark of a great album. And they both qualify. |
Oh, that's not true at all. How many of the "BlueSky elders" were exposed to be frauds, sex pests, crypto scammers, etc?
I haven't been here that long, but I've seen enough. |
the reason i don't want to 'be in community' with people with dodgy & melt politics is that I've found over the years in my personal life that when the shit hits the fan they have a tendency to be interpersonally exploitative, abuse apologists and all without noticing that anything is even up |
"Well NEXT time you'd better SPECIFY all the other REASONS..."
"Yeah, you're insane." |
Some true words obviously, speaking from the past. Maybe TuPac knew things too
"Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a [expletive deleted] crew" |
🖤 #一次創作 #OC 🖤 |
You two mofos are making me so jealous.
Back in the day in SoCal (pulls back curtain, sees the El Camino Real before it was paved), there were all sorts of places to play with those toys. |
ive got some ideas |
The US has fostered a culture of fear for SO long, a culture of guns as answers to problems for SO long, that this shit doesn’t surprise me. I’m appalled of course. Take her tag, car make & model, and your body cam footage and fucking file a report to serve a warrant if need be.
Don’t shoot people. |
😭 Yep. I’m ‘09 twitter old. I used to be tweeting back in high school/college. |
Fuck machismo
Fuck insecure men who
fear a powerful woman
Fuck bullies, and fuck
their weak loser supporters
who enjoy the suffering
vicariously
Fuck your lies or
reasons why
I have seen your
vicious glee
I know your true face
My strength is reflected
in powerful women
Not challenged
by them |
I always want to say to the "reduce your price" guys, "you're more than welcome to copy my work exactly and invest your time, tools and skill to build this and if you do, I'll buy as many as you make at the price you suggest."
Mostly I just respond "lol." |
How many women* have used emergency contraception, like Plan B "morning after" pill, after sex?
Thru 2019: 26.6%
Thru 2010: 10.8%
* per new CDC NCHS report from National Survey of Family Growth, among women ages 15-44 who have ever had sex
www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nh... |
I love that what exists between the layers is also more kit-kat.
Each bar is like hundreds of failures smashed down and repurposed and I love that more than most things. |
Co-signed |