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1d4xckp | What a selfish bitch, I’m so sick of how entitled these waspi women are. The only people they have to blame for this is themselves, apparently personal responsibility doesn’t exist in their world. The only person responsible for someone’s financial planning is themselves. If they want to go back to gender inequality maybe we should strip their right to vote as well. | 0 |
1chjdl2 | In general I find the South has nicer towns and the North has nicer scenery. (Everywhere has nice villages)
You find pockets of "Southern" type towns/cities in the north like York or Chester or Harrogate but they're not the standard, whereas in the South you find towns like that all over the place.
Meanwhile in the South you find pockets of "northern" scenery like Dartmoor or Exmoor but again that's not the standard type of landscape in the South. Whereas that type of scenery is all across the North. | 0 |
1bemjda | If you say anything women don't like, they will have you thrown in prison. Must be nice to have the privelege to issue false accusations with impunity.
Who's the oppressed group? The ones with the power to imprison anyone who displeases you or the ones being silenced and imprisoned? | 0 |
1d5l0pg | >This is never going to be “front and centre” of the July GE. Starmer knows it’s divisive and he’d alienate many of the votes he’s keen to capture
And yet, he was one of the main people who pushed for a "peoples vote" to be included in the Labour 2019 manifesto. | 0 |
1bifwdp | 25 years I've been driving. Can't remember the roads being this bad. People will cry funding, and yes, there are issues there on council funding which is a bigger issue. But delivery vehicles are everywhere and heavy EVs are clearly taking their toll. | 0 |
1c02ewt | There’s a place in Kent called “Ugly”, and I always joked that they had an “Ugly Women’s Institute” (they didn’t: they let everyone down by calling it “Ugly Village Women’s Institute”).
I wonder if that village in Sussex went ahead and shamelessly had a “Loose Bottom Women’s Institute”? | 1 |
1d38fpx | They are both truly awful, James Whale likes to shout people down ,and never listens .
His sidekick job as far as I can see is to fawn over every word James says.
A paid sychophant who contributes nothing to the world. | 0 |
1chz835 | The city isn't great, but the county is lovely. Near me we have some cool places like Bradgate Park, the Outwoods, Beacon Hill and some nice little villages like Quorn and Barrrow upon Soar. Lots of green space and independent shops etc. I'm from somewhere else but I've been living in Leicestershire for 10 years and I can't see myself leaving.
(edited for words and flow) | 0 |
1d5ysl2 | I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason as to why they've not done this in any of their 14 years in power... | 1 |
1bj9hi3 | This is fucking disgusting. It is a genocide and off the scale wrong. I can't believe our elected leader dickhead Sunak tells the world that the UK stands with Israel. No we fucking don't sunshine. Fuck you Sunak and fuck all the Zionist | 0 |
1cxvqxm | Water was all nationalised before Brexit | 1 |
1d4d0pl | We're starting to get the fentanyl zombie problem too. I don't want London to go the same way as major American cities. | 0 |
1d1j2s0 | Then the kids have nothing to worry about considering we can't send the illegal economic migrants there anyway | 1 |
1d2vpu1 | I got kicked out for saying "eat the rich" then I told the slimy, shit eating mod to stick his sub up his arse the snivelling little cunt.
I still smile when I think of his reaction | 0 |
1d5jgvb | Should just be a publicly owned utility. This country (England, long live public Scottish water) being one of the few in the developed world to have completely privatised water and sewerage is completely mad. | 0 |
1d5vktv | Both parties are fucking useless let's be honest, dismantle parliament. | 0 |
1d5x2ir | This was because parents were doing their normal shop and then offering the vouchers at the end once everything had been scanned. It was just a reminder because people forgot and it was causing problems. In no way was it put up because people went in with vouchers and spent it all on alcohol.
In any case this was a covid measure and only lasted a year, so it’s way old news. Meal vouchers to spend in supermarkets don’t exist any more.
This is daily mail level manipulation and anyone falling for it needs to give their head a wobble. OP has an agenda which is hateful and doesn’t reflect reality at all.
Quite a few schools pooled the meals vouchers and bought in bulk to make up food packages, so that parents got more stuff than they would have got individually.
Personally I think it’s disgraceful that schools are practically the only safety net that kids have regarding nutrition, domestic violence and mental health. | 0 |
1c83gob | It's not a democracy as there are no politicians or parties that care about the country, its people or the democratic process.
Literally every single serving MP is a career politician that supports corruption and the status quo to improve their own career.
If the UK was a democracy, political parties would listen to the people and stick to the manifestos that got them voted in. This never happens.
If you waste your time on politics, you are pissing into the wind as no one is listening and nobody in the government cares.
If you support any political party, you are my direct enemy as you are enabling people who are trying to make my life worse. | 0 |
1cy36vt | Attacking Labour shows he is still missing the point. He's not yet proven what he _can_ do for Britain. How is he going to fix the problems we have? If his election strategy is to simply attack the opposition, he's already lost, | 0 |
1d3zxng | I think it's time the whip was removed and followed by an expulsion. She's literally the biggest vote winner for the tories now. This morning Hunt defended the record debt, poor services, huge tax bill and NHS problems with "well Starmer can't deal with Abbott, so how can he run the country?" to which the presenters nodded with agreement.
Like lancing a boil, it's best to do it in one go and be done. It's better to lose one or two seats in London (although the local support is vastly overstated) than lose 150+ nationwide.
All the policies on tax and NHS are being drowned out by someone realising their time on the gravy train is over | 0 |
1buj9lv | “His mother died” was the wording I would use. | 0 |
1d45m83 | Labour centralists reunited with the SDP sounds great to me - yes please.
Honestly, if the left think they can win elections then perhaps it’s time for them to move on and create their own version of Reform *and prove it*. Who knows they might even have some actual influence like the Brexit party did. | 0 |
1d2ttox | Disgusting hag | 0 |
1cj657s | To be honest this just about sums up Boris Johnson, unreliable, useless and a complete waste of time | 0 |
1ay3ju2 | Well said | 0 |
1bbnjwv | I’m with you there. It must be soul destroying to be surrounded by total strangers all the time. | 0 |
1bk1b4f | Quicksand or drowning in the Thames, it is imperative we *do not make a scene!* | 1 |
1d5fw9r | Like the sticker is a notable contribution to the environmental issues presented by eating avocado in the UK. | 1 |
1b0wddz | How the UK are currently complicit in a genocide and never know how to stick their beak out of other people's countries is a major issue I'd say. | 0 |
1cgvkaj | Depending on how far back you're thinking of you're going to need a good few more hired swords once you reach a certain stage of the journey. Might be easier to take ship across the Mare Nostrum and avoid the Balkans and Asia Minor altogether. | 0 |
1d69hhx | Is Joe Lycett still feeding news outlets those false stories? | 0 |
1bdssjg | The idea for cube squash seems a little weird, especially with no concept on it.
The only possible way I could see it working is like OXO cubes, but that requires hot water.
If it's a condensed cube of powder with all the necessary additives, then that's just Pre-Workout and Gamer Fuel without the caffeine. | 0 |
1cb0zq6 | By design and it's gonna get a hell of a lot worse.
Big corporations and banks will be adding to their portfolio and in the 10 - 20 years only the rich will be homeowners whereas the peasants will be renting forever. | 0 |
1d679qy | Maybe if we as a developed country had access to cheap energy so we could heat our homes efficiently?
I'm sure more would be tempted by heat pumps if electricity was cheaper than gas for example. | 0 |
1csfnv2 | It's ultimately OUR fault, THE PEOPLE have allowed this to happen. | 0 |
1d3i3mt | Lost count of the number of times i've said how the Tories control so much media at the moment, this total non story was across tv.radio and media as if she was a master criminal serial killer for DAYS AND DAYS and yet here we are, not a mention of this anywhere on the Mails website NOTHING. SCUM can't wait to be rid of them. | 0 |
1d0hcxd | Okay cool thanks for explaining! | 0 |
1d3cfw6 | They’re after our fish! Don’t worry, Jeremy Clarkson will be standing on Tower Bridge wearing a custom made Union flag suit, brandishing a pint of hawkstones in his left hand and a narwhal tusk in his right, he’ll give them a good seeing to | 1 |
1chjdl2 | Northern water is the nectar of the gods, compared to southern. You can almost feel like you can breath better, physically and emotionally.
Southern cities has always felt like visiting the centre of the nest, busy and efficient (mostly), compared to the more sleepy and calm north. | 0 |
1bthc64 | Did you not understand the word "off" or the word "fuck"? | 1 |
1cyijqb | That would probably be a good idea, to be honest. | 0 |
1c5hfr0 | Especially with the trump and garage comments. Both twats that should be deplaneted | 0 |
1d5ysl2 | Every tory that resides in this country, can get fucked.. Utter duplicitous, degenerative, economic vampiric criminals. Good riddance to the shit stain party that is the Tories. | 0 |
1cj657s | Totally did it on purpose because he is an attention seeking narcissistic cunt | 0 |
1cx515f | ***Housebuilders:*** We've built these houses with excellent insulation for the winter.
***UK public:*** So they've got air-con for the summer?
***Housebuilders:*** ...... | 1 |
1bp56fu | I like to imagine you comment on a variety of subjects while flexing your knowledge of the british road network | 1 |
1d3hdw7 | Fortunately, mine is this year. The issue is that the govt offering is shit. Nobody in power wants to give up their money or power. Where are you? | 0 |
1cmdx4t | I wasn't born here (England) and love it. Like everywhere it's got good and bad bits, but I love this country. I love its history, its people, the culture, the humour. Almost everything about it. I think Englanders should be proud of who we are and celebrate on St George's day. Sure we make jokes about ourselves, and we don't mind others making jokes about us. We are tolerant of all people (even the French).
Don't confuse our self-deprecating humour with hate. A lot of people do say they hate the country, but then I think that person would probably hate any place they found themselves. If you hate it so much, just go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore | 0 |
1d3yn7z | Very sad news. Weather was pretty poor the last couple of days. When I watched this on the news last evening and my first thoughts were they were dead. God what a way to go. | 0 |
1c807rf | Tolkein loved the Malvern Hills. Stand on top of the Worcestershire Beacon, and look out towards Herefordshire. Its about as close, I think, as you can get to what he imagined as the Shire | 0 |
1d1pqka | Exactly, we need a leader who can lead.
Hiding from tough questions isn’t leadership and indicates that his stance on any subject is selected by the media team. | 0 |
1blwc70 | That's not our flag! get it off. The cross should be red. and the background white.
people are acting like If our flags have no meaning these days, which basically Insults the nation we all live in.
what have we done to our society for this to even become a possibility? WW1 & WW2 Vets did not die for the type of society that we have made England become today, we have not made things better, we have just gone backwards in some ways.
Who ever did this has wronged all of us. | 0 |
1d5u00b | That's because they have closed so many units and places they went on to from hospital, not getting the mental health support in hospital but not getting the well enough to go home
Its way way worse than you can ever imagine,really ill people with no place to go with weeks wait for one place 200miles away | 0 |
1d0cxo0 | Where's Maggie Thatcher? | 1 |
1czhxmd | Why is this in dollars? How the hell is that British? | 0 |
1cxehqx | She'd look right at home with a black peaked cap, an eye patch and a cigarette in a very long holder. | 1 |
1d5x3ph | Seems we’ve got the American brain rot where everyone sees themselves as becoming “the rich”.
No one wants to tax your piddling little salary. What needs taxing are the rich - the actual rich. The type of rich where your tax rate is 0% because your legal team gives you specific instructions about which loopholes to squeeze through and which offshore tax haven to use.
We don’t have a trickle down economy - we have a vacuum up economy. The rich get perpetually richer, the money isn’t being cycled, it’s being hoarded. Unless that stops then we can expect nothing but the poor becoming poorer and the rich getting richer. | 0 |
1d5k060 | There is a bit of butt hurt going on there | 1 |
1btl5lf | There doesn't seem to be much 'indiscriminate killing' going on in this particular case...it was deliberate, targetted and they used murder and slaughter as a means to deter other actual Human beings from trying to help those poor people being systematically slaughtered in Gaza.
Not indiscriminate at all. | 0 |
1c9w6um | Plenty of crap already turned up before she died, apparently nobody cared all that much. | 0 |
1bp7fjm | It amazes me that people still listen to Nigel Garage spewing bullshit constantly.
Why is his opinion relevant? | 0 |
1d5ls0c | Doesn't have to be the BBC. There are dozens of free to air TV channels these days. It's not 1982 anymore. | 1 |
1cpkok5 | My sister in law paid quite a bit of money to go on a cruise around the Fjords and to see the Northern Lights around 6 months ago. Meanwhile I stepped out into the garden | 1 |
1d4e1pp | Yeah, not buying this horse shit I'm afraid.
Time for the Tories to fuck off. They've run the country into the ground over the last 14 years.
Makes me laugh that they think people haven't forgotten about the abysmal response to COVID and partying in 10 downing street, when anyone else would have been arrested for doing the same, letting companies pump raw sewage into lakes and rivers.
Enough is enough. | 0 |
1d177uh | Farage's concept of British values is being white and drinking pints of beer in a pub, so he's technically not wrong. | 1 |
1d6ayh9 | Makes me very angry. Few people know, fewer people care, about the abuse of attempts to maintain a healthy marine environment. | 0 |
1d55td2 | If this was a homophobic attack surely it would be all over the news? | 0 |
1cz78fd | Bojo is high | 0 |
1d3dwhv | But they'll keep putting council tax up I'm sure, whilst not averting homelessness (which are probably partly caused by people falling behind on rent due to rising bills, including rising council taxes).
So much for the Tory tax cuts. Council tax is regressive and needs overhauling. | 0 |
1d1ybzr | His stupid little face is so off putting. Really ruins my day. How long until he is gone? | 0 |
1d490fz | Me and my partner went to this last weekend it was absolutely woeful the both of us couldn’t believe how we had just basically burned £35 i think it was for the two tickets, don’t go near this if you’re a fan of lego, go to Brickfest (different to Brickfest LIVE) instead its a different event and way better, Brickfest LIVE literally tries to con people into getting tickets off the back of that event instead
EDIT: my wifes just made me aware they’ve even took down their site after this
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1d3lvmd | The real cancer on this country is men like him | 0 |
1d4hrho | Simply need a handful of Whitehall nerds to skim read the 100 largest rejections of onshore wind and solar projects in Tory held seats, and if there’s not a significant reason to have blocked them like outstanding area of beauty, or shit like that, overrule them on national security grounds.
Then have Starmer saying every time he’s asked ‘it’s either this, or risk another cost of living crisis’ | 0 |
1c3uw8v | Nice try , Boris Johnson. We love our NHS, it just struggles to keep up with cunts like you. Fortunately, you’ve got private healthcare right? Right? | 1 |
1d3nyx5 | Update: bodies have been found :( How unspeakably terrible :(
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1bcsw5d | That's prince Andrew right? Why would they photos...... OH I think I understand now | 1 |
1blwc70 | The flag itself isn't offensive but I think its rude to change the national flag of a country. Likewise, I think people would be pissed if the 3 lions badge became a Lion with x3 after it.
Something you just don't touch. | 0 |
1ct8tcj | thats a fucking hallway | 1 |
1c7flab | Such backwards ideas do not need encouraged. Extremism is a reaction to suppressive regimes, religious ideology is not required to explain it, nor should it be encouraged as a means to justify it. | 0 |
1d35qlg | Needless story to have dragged into the election, party is rumoured to have sat on this for months too. | 0 |
1d646l7 | Okay I was genuinely confused because the article conflates UK political terminology and USA terminology in weird ways.
UK Republicans (Oh hey fuck that's me I'm an anti-royalist... but I sure as hell don't support Donald trump why would other republicans do that usually were more socially progressive.)
UK conservatives (No that's the opposite of a republican here in the UK.) | 0 |
1c3uw8v | Tell me then, how you're going to reform the NHS | 1 |
1d38sr1 | Fucking shameful. Praying a Labour government stops it in its tracks. | 0 |
1d6a0cd | I would take this near my own town, rather than hundreds of new homes. It would also be fun seeing it built. Looking at the youtube videos, I get the feeling that response so far has been positive. | 0 |
1cqw49x | Lol who would guess an unelected fraud would suck as prime minister!! | 0 |
1d52e00 | Aha, yes, first thing that came to my mind, big train! | 1 |
1cgzte4 | Please have a read of 'declassified'.
It uncovers a lot of heinous crimes that the UK has committed. Things you wouldn't see publicised in a general newspaper.
I wish people would stop blindly believing newspapers and those in power.
They want us to turn on each other so that we ignore the real issues. | 0 |
1b31ea8 | My heart bleeds reading this | 1 |
1d45m83 | Immediately knew we’d see the word “Islamophobia”.
This is the environment people like her have created. She’s been accused of Antisemitism for the tweets she’s liked which I agree is soft, but this is the consequence of endlessly accusing people of different cultures and/or religions of racism or whatever phobia should they disagree. | 0 |
1chz835 | Grey, depressing, endless concrete but there is a country side if you can find it. Getting access to it though, without a farmer chasing you is another matter. Theres not much to attract people other than the university's. If it wasn't for them I don't think anyone would go to Leicester. No one really goes there on purpose. There is a space museum but its pretty meh. Thats probably the best description of the place, meh.
Lately its being over run by immigrants, you'll find muslim preachers in the city center trying to convert people. | 0 |
1bdru52 | Ah of course. Sunak thinks Prime Minister's Questions is where he gets to ask questions instead of answer them. Someone should inform him before I slap the bastard.
" ANSWER A GOD DAMNED QUESTION" | 0 |
1d3mdfk | This Benjamin twat really is the kiss of death to any political movement he involves himself with, isn't he? | 0 |
1d601rh | Heroin dealers provide a much needed service for heroin addicts though....unlike Jonathan Gullis who provides nothing of value to anyone, apart from perhaps JCB. | 1 |
1b2ztw8 | That's basically the whole mentality. ''Yeah we do stuff of nightmares, but its a magical moment in our country'' | 1 |
1d69hhx | I've seen them go from £1 to £2.50 in the space of two years. The amount of stuff that has tripled in price for no other reason than "Well we can get away with it since everyone else is doing it" is insane. | 0 |
1d5x3ph | Seems we’ve got the American brain rot where everyone sees themselves as becoming “the rich”.
No one wants to tax your piddling little salary. What needs taxing are the rich - the actual rich. The type of rich where your tax rate is 0% because your legal team gives you specific instructions about which loopholes to squeeze through and which offshore tax haven to use.
We don’t have a trickle down economy - we have a vacuum up economy. The rich get perpetually richer, the money isn’t being cycled, it’s being hoarded. Unless that stops then we can expect nothing but the poor becoming poorer and the rich getting richer. | 0 |
1cn4u7j | Oh you thought they were actually escaping their own country and not just trying to get free handouts from ours. Cute ! | 1 |
1cbusni | I knew exactly what we were dealing with. The UK treated them as if they were little wounded teddy bears and not full on Far Right Nazis. Should be interesting when the war ends and many want to live here. | 0 |
1d5l3e9 | Talk lately of conscription, having a store of food and water, and now drug shortages. I wonder if the writing on the wall to those in charge is that shits really going south and soon. | 0 |
1bzzvtn | Yeah but a Freddo is £750
And we still don’t know who LOD **H** is.
And every baby born is legally owned by the Amazon/Disney/ Nestle/ Blackrock conglomerate.
But at least is sunnier, above ground that is, so I’m told, only another few years or decades, they say, before the nuclear radiation fades away. Still, mustn’t grumble. | 1 |
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