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He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. | neutral |
Oh well. | neutral |
And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse. | neutral |
Oh. Oh, thats great! | joy |
Oh, youre one of | neutral |
Really? Like how? | surprise |
Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal. | neutral |
Thats a good one. | joy |
Yeah? You like that one? | surprise |
Yeah, youre funny. | joy |
Im funny? | surprise |
Oh thank God! | joy |
Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! | joy |
Umm, oh hereDo you want a good one? | neutral |
Heres a good one. | neutral |
Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. | neutral |
Right? | neutral |
And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. | neutral |
And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face. | neutral |
Can I do it to you? | neutral |
Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay? | non-neutral |
Chloe? Hi.. | neutral |
Is this about me taking your watch? | non-neutral |
You took my watch? | surprise |
Im sorry, I do that. | sadness |
Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us? | non-neutral |
Oh no. I feel it isnt really anybodys business, y'know. | neutral |
Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration. | neutral |
Yeah. That-that was the problem. | neutral |
Excuse me, Doug? Hey there sports fan!! | joy |
Bing! You got those numbers for me? | joy |
So you still in touch with anyone from high school? | neutral |
Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you? | neutral |
Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. | neutral |
I see Spindler a lot. | neutral |
Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. | neutral |
Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly. | neutral |
Is that all? | neutral |
Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman. | joy |
Ohh, how is he? | surprise |
Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie. | neutral |
Isnt he an architect now? | neutral |
Yeah, they still wear underwear. | neutral |
So the Porsche guy took his car back. | neutral |
But you found the keys to his clothes? | neutral |
No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche. | non-neutral |
And people will think you own a Porsche because youre wearing the clothes? | surprise |
Really?! | surprise |
Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. | non-neutral |
Great! | joy |
Okay, London 1 | neutral |
Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes! | neutral |
Hey! | joy |
Oh! Its you. Hi. | surprise |
What about me?! You-you just said I could! | anger |
Im not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers! | neutral |
I cant believe youre not picking me. | non-neutral |
Hey, how can it | neutral |
Im not even
Im not even | neutral |
Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man. | non-neutral |
Yes! Shame about you man. | non-neutral |
Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work. | joy |
Umm, slight change of plans. We've shut down. | sadness |
Wh-what?! Why?! | surprise |
It's a money thing, we don't have any. | sadness |
You're kidding right? | surprise |
No. | neutral |
What?! | surprise |
It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out. | neutral |
Uh, hang out?! How long? | non-neutral |
I don't know. | neutral |
A week? | non-neutral |
Maybe two? | neutral |
The money will turn up! | neutral |
People will always wanna invest in movies! | neutral |
Hey, you're not rich are ya? | neutral |
No! | anger |
Eh, worth a shot. Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? | neutral |
Hey pal, are you Joey Tribbiani? | neutral |
Yeah. | neutral |
These got left for ya. | neutral |
Thanks. Congratulations on your big break. | non-neutral |
Rachel, do you have any muffins left? | neutral |
Yeah, I forget which ones. | neutral |
Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one? | neutral |
Hey. | neutral |
Hey! | joy |
So how was Joan? | neutral |
I broke up with her. | neutral |
Dont tell me, because of the big nostril thing? | surprise |
They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. | disgust |
Come on, they were not that huge. | neutral |
I'm tellin' you, she leaned back; I could see her brain. | disgust |
How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things? | surprise |
Hold it, hold it. | neutral |
I gotta side with Chandler on this one. | neutral |
When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. | disgust |
It made me nuts. | disgust |
You or me? | neutral |
I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples. | non-neutral |