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Magically flip genders every year
897,477
Be forced to move and start fresh every year
608,840
Watch Seinfeld
270,767
Watch The Simpsons
1,225,440
Pee a marble
146,570
Poop a football
114,608
Wear the same thing every day
435,602
Never wear the same clothes twice
1,119,357
Be sick for the rest of your life
507,016
Kill 2 puppies
1,056,169
Have X-ray Vision
1,043,342
Have laser vision
536,149
Have your face on the $1 bill
580,691
Have your face on the $100 bill
1,007,444
Eat fast food burgers every night
648,633
Eat Chinese Take-out every night
899,301
Give up Christmas
626,463
Give up your birthday
948,865
Kill 5 innocent children yourself if it would end all bloodshed in the Middle East for 25 years
872,109
Have ongoing wars, terrorism and fighting in the Middle East
578,810
Have extremely muscular arms
1,057,107
Have extremely muscular legs
486,171
Never again play a game on your computer
941,518
Never again play a console or portable device game
568,118
Be a police officer
997,556
Be a firefighter
550,838
Be a professional Taser testee
607,877
Be a professional beanbag gun testee
773,787
Chug a pint of ocean salt water
1,099,377
Chug a pint of rancid milk
307,134
Play Goldeneye (N64)
463,805
Play Halo (Xbox)
972,194
Go toe to toe with Michael Myers
766,133
Try to take down Freddie Kruger
578,900
Catch your best male friend sleeping with your mom
300,309
Catch your best male friend sleeping with your sister
1,175,977
Be married to a morbidly obese and ugly person who is incredibly wealthy
323,494
Be married to a georgous person who is on welfare
1,136,045
Have holes put through both hands and both feet via nails and a hammer
625,990
Go for 40 days in the desert without food
773,144
Live in the Star Wars universe
1,246,075
Live in the Star Trek universe
220,340
Have no family
565,416
Have no friends
978,471
Only listen to bagpipe music
445,833
Only listen to banjo music
1,117,725
Inform a room of children that their pets are dead
87,390
Explain sex to a room full of children in graphic detail
175,468
Marry at age ten
824,058
Never marry at all
734,104
Have the voice of PeeWee Herman and dress perfectly
357,009
Have the voice of Morgan Freeman and dress terribly
1,057,668
Always Run
1,372,011
Always Crawl
177,988
Death by electric chair
379,082
Death by lethal injection
1,127,721
Yell a swear between every word
604,880
Get punched in the face after every swear
894,384
Wrestle an alligator
895,308
Wrestle a bear
593,485
Sleep in your parent's bed every night
765,549
Weep every time someone tells a joke in front of you.
696,483
Discover the Loch Ness Monster
898,996
Discover Sasquatch
574,541
Watch Are You Afraid of The Dark?
575,115
Read Goosebumps
811,293
Be on GUTS
308,619
Be on Legends of the Hidden Temple
818,496
Give up buttons and zippers
401,071
Give up velcro and knots
1,041,873
Always be late
1,246,241
Always be unprepared
274,828
Always wear a top hat
1,026,260
Always wear a giant clock necklace
462,285
Never be able to compliment
346,847
Never be able to complain
1,152,918
Kill one person you know
545,660
Kill three strangers
983,670
Rape someone, like it, go to jail for a long time, and regret it
81,474
Be raped
172,172
Eat nothing but ketchup for a week
1,193,160
Eat nothing but mustard for a week
300,582
Find a turd in your pillowcase after a nice afternoon nap
138,533
Wake up from your nap because someone is peeing on you
106,071
Only be able to smoke weed for the rest of your life
124,769
Only be able to drink alcohol for the rest of your life
136,026
Eat the same thing 3 meals a day for the rest of your life
1,093,107
Eat whatever you want but have to eat a poop sandwich once a month
366,614
Teach history
927,524
Teach math
615,900
Jump off a two story roof
593,263
Take a sandwich tackle from 3 rugby players
830,873
Absolutely reek of armpits for the rest of your life
283,741
Lose your sense of smell completely
1,125,037
Smuggle illegal contraband into the country in your "bottom"
100,944
Have clamps on your nipples for the entire flight
139,125
Be paralyzed from the neck down
68,933
Have your butt and genitals anatomically switch places
180,153
Be killed in a Saw movie
341,433
Be killed in a Final Destination movie
1,076,277
Have your way with Angelina Jolie for one day
77,960
Have your way with Jessica Alba for one day
123,846
Stand on red-hot, burning coals for 30 seconds without moving
1,180,095
Shut your hand in a waffle iron for two minutes
246,640
Be a Montague
662,524
Be a Capulet
545,185
Have grown up without a father
992,352
Have grown up without a mother
357,599
Be Dr. Zoidberg
821,121
Be Kif
437,117
Eat a cup of baking soda and then do a shot of vinegar
231,330
Eat a pack of Mentos and then chug a Diet Coke
1,190,300
Have met Jesus
1,088,261
Have met Confucius
393,095
Only drink Starbucks coffee
1,061,647
Only drink Dunkin Donuts coffee
374,217
Be one of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table
753,239
Be one of Robin Hood's Merry Men
616,899
Brutally assault a police officer
536,489
Brutally assault a well-known gang member
924,762
Be molested and raped by an orangutan while tied up in the nude
150
Have to give oral sex to an orangutan
187
Have uncontrollable Ear Hair
888,014
Have uncontrollable Nose Hair
503,030
Play Firefight (Halo ODST)
707,109
Play Horde (Gears of War)
523,492
Be the opposite sex completely
209,215
Be the same sex but have opposite (functional) "parts" south of the border
40,325
Be a regular on a daily soap opera
288,273
Make one-line cameos in three large Hollywood blockbusters each year
1,033,500
Have every commercial be an annoying Geico ad for the rest of your life
660,258
Have every commercial be a Verizon "Can you hear me now?" ad for the rest of your life
605,436
Change your religion
474,397
Change your political party
937,688
Be a character on LOST
366,600
Be a character on Heroes
981,486
Be a political figure caught cheating with an underaged boy/girl
75,624
Be a sports star caught running underground dog fighting competitions
163,283
Be famous for inventing the Whoopie Cushion
747,394
Be famous for inventing snap bracelets
640,742
Have no thumbs
910,697
Only have thumbs
553,153
Have your parents walk in on you having sex
165,376
Walk in on your parents having sex
88,070
Lose your preferred thumb
816,114
Lose the index and middle finger of your preferred hand
530,625
Have comically large feet
1,184,232
Have a comically oversized head
242,998
Only speak in haiku
379,589
Only speak in song lyrics
1,071,913
Smell like manure
523,255
Smell like urine
825,202
Get electrocuted for 10 seconds
521,193
Get slapped 20 times
999,203
Live in a penthouse in the city
615,634
Live in a mansion in the country
853,454
Only talk in third person
796,437
Never be able to call someone by name
687,408
Have narcolepsy
587,761
Have chronic insomnia
649,073
Always dissappoint people
573,124
Always anger people
877,160
Be unable to open doors unassisted
679,251
Be unable to climb stairs unassisted
738,536
Use only Windows ME for the rest of your life
592,660
Use only a 16 inch CRT monitor
642,313
Start your own business which is doomed to fail
600,269
Work for other people at low salaries
787,023
Have stretchable legs
345,087
Have stretchable arms
1,140,857
Speak everything in surround sound
216,124
Have your own entrance theme when you walk in a room
1,231,188
Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney
481,032
Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye
859,453
Strip on a webcam in front of your entire high school
97,773
Get caught making passionate love to a pie
160,736
Only eat breakfast cereal
611,100
Only eat pasta
885,275
Forget who you were
1,080,799
Forget who everyone you know is
393,494
Be godzilla
839,087
Be king kong
632,839
Only speak in words that begin with H
732,279
Not be able to say any words that have the letter E in them
677,839
Get $100 today
591,067
Get $1 a day for 200 days
946,667
Only smell like poop
389,370
Only smell poop
1,019,220
Get married to someone you don't love
505,778
Get married to the love of your life, but you can never have sex with them
922,827
Sound like Kermit
1,216,400
Look like Miss Piggy
195,202
Play Beirut (Beerpong)
785,093
Play Flip-Cup
476,417
Have a lover who only speaks on Mondays
1,048,381
Have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin
376,576
Sneeze every three minutes
863,463
Always have the sensation to sneeze and never do
586,665
Listen to everything but your favorite musician/artist
618,352
Listen to only your favorite musician/artist
800,300