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@kaylynreynolds @katycpstrong Ha brilliant 😂. Its really not ok is it 🙁 xx | 0 |
Feelings got cheated when I mistook the sparkling ribena to be the normal ribena...... | 0 |
@duarteamanda @theseantcollins Lmao the lack of self awareness in this last tweet is genuinely awe inspiring | 1 |
@TheBarmyArmy all the optimism... | 0 |
Another big game day for @FootballSask at the Canada Cup. Next up Ontario. Go get them boys! We'll be cheering you on #306Football #Sask | 1 |
I take a strange delight from seeing mark Hughes struggle | 0 |
((things that grind my gears: people drawing gideon gleeful skinny | 0 |
Sometimes you have to smile to hide your fears and to laugh to hide your tears | 0 |
#happiness can be found, created or curated.\n\n#depression #DepressionAwareness #Depressed | 1 |
If I were assured of your eventual destruction I would, in the interests of the public, cheerfully accept my own.' -Sherlock Holmes- | 0 |
To tell the truth and make someone cry is better than to tell a lie and make someone smile. #truth #lie #cry #offalonehugots | 0 |
lol! no mention of pak PM or even his speech on any international news channel and pakis are rejoicing as if the world stands with them | 0 |
@Dat_Phan Too much fun being interviewed by the supremely talented and funny #DatPhan #Comedy #laughter #soup | 1 |
@govph I would like to know about the source of The President's optimism about running the country. I wonder if he can answer my curiosity. | 0 |
Apologies don't have to be sincere. They make great place holders while you quietly harbor rage and plot adequate revenge.#TuesdayMotivation | 0 |
Favorite character who's name starts with the letter M?\n #Prisonbreak5 #The100 #GreysAnatomy | 0 |
@DobreLucas You always make me smile 😌 | 1 |
@Karma_cutie aw, you make me smile, too.😉😘 | 1 |
Love how cheerful that woman is about storing someone else's furniture for an eternity. I'd have sold it by now. #GrandDesigns | 0 |
Today #wanking target: #Long #sexy #tongues\nThat's my #fetish - #long #yummy #tongue\nIf any girl want,sent me your tongue photo :) I love it | 1 |
@ubiqsmart looking like a good buy in price. Great platform and Dev team future looks #bright | 1 |
@H___JB I use Avid Media Composer :D But any editing software will do! Start with Sony Vegas or Premiere is my advice. Good luck mate. ✂️🎞️👍 | 1 |
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao Tzu #meditate #mindful #joy #innerpeace #gratitude #inspire | 0 |
Halfway to work and I realize I forgot to put on underwear....It's going to be one of those days! #mombrain #toomuchgoingon #longday | 0 |
wow, i really can't believe four years already went by. four years. jeez. we miss you big guy #4yearswithoutcory #corymonteith #glee | 1 |
@birdtabs A pleasure! ☺ the directory great way to start exploring new opportunities | 1 |
@Ithika Loving it! 😂 | 1 |
Final night shift coming up. I won't miss it but I will miss my work pals and the hysterical laughter that gets us through the night | 0 |
@imKBRshanthnu happy birthday buddy☺ wishing u lots of #smiles & #success 🌸 #ameen☺ my bday in #3days 😍 yaayyaaa💃 | 1 |
Remember when you were a kid and you flipped up the bottom of your shirt to make a pouch and put snacks in there? #times #snacks | 1 |
Just seen recent pics of Liz Hurley in swimming costume , she looks amazing 😍 #beauty | 1 |
@Popstufs3 Coffee is good and view is even better 😊 | 1 |
i keep watching all the videos i took from two door cinema club and im sad they were so good i miss them | 0 |
I'm so #glad my #baby can't hear what I'm #thinking | 1 |
Crossfit houston-la homefolks as for spry proprieties regimes: AJaFUE | 0 |
Myatt & Smith open the batting! 12 from the first over. #great start | 1 |
what's the nicest way to tell someone cheerfully whistling outside my apartment door that I will end them should they continue to whistle | 0 |
@dngokingyok They are my hetero guilty pleasure 😂 | 1 |
“Set a goal to achieve something that's so big so exhilarating that excites you & scares you at the same time.” \n― #BobProctor | 0 |
I envy ice, at least if you give it warmth it melts #TaylorLautner #Twilight #hilarious #quote | 0 |
Witnessed pure beauty from Ft. Lauderdale #SolarEclispe2017 | 1 |
Great meeting with my great friend and superstar lawyer Bryan Freedman @ftllp . Such an amazing person who does so much for many. | 1 |
Without #laughter life on our planet would be intolerable. | 1 |
@Communism_Kills i get the subway melt and make sure it's only hearty italian bread... black olives are a must though | 0 |
@Skinnytaste made your Chicken Tikka Masala w/ cauliflower & peas tonight. So delicious didn't even get a chance to snap a pic! #delicious | 1 |
...X, X... Do... you... hear... me? Darn... Your... optimism led... ...to your own... demise... ... You... should... li...live #ZeroBOT | 0 |
Just enjoyed a delicious salad drenched in Theon Nectar's Greek Extra Virgin Olive Oil – absolutely DELICIOUS!! Mmmmm! #yummy #healthy | 1 |
know this makes me a bit sad, but v pleasurable to be spending my birthday quietly edited my book chapter with aid of coffee in cafe. #bliss | 1 |
I don't know why I'm like this but, whenever I see him, I just smile and feel happiness when he's around💕 | 1 |
everyone hates twice, and i kinda did too but they got bops i'm bumping rn to cheer up | 0 |
Positive #psychology research shows salespeople who score in the top 10% for #optimism have 88% > sales than those in top 10% for pessimism. | 0 |
Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live! #f4f | 1 |
I've never been so excited to start a semester! | 1 |
You head north and arrive at a breezy cave. It smells sweet. You glance at your watch; you're running 15 minutes late. | 0 |
PUPPY FOR ADOPTIONS !!! Happy pics!! Please SHARE for exposure! Put out the word to good adopter prospects!... | 1 |
When ya'll talkin about you know who I don't know who ya'll talkin bout, I'm on the new shit....chuckin up ma deuces......🔥🔥 #kanye #breezy | 0 |
Happy birthday Zanele \nI hope you have a wonderful day 💓@xan_radebe \n🎊🎉🎈 | 1 |
My edit, not my photos #SPNFamily #SamWinchester #JaredPadalecki #lips #tease | 0 |
Going to finally start getting ready for my move☺️ | 1 |
damn dave chapelle's new netflix collection is fucking hilarious i love him sm | 1 |
why is @Iongroadhome so aesthetically pleasing every single day they're even pretty when they just woke up, when they're tired, just. always | 0 |
@elegantlywasted @ChelseaClinton Are they the new kennedy's of American politics.. sadly both mom and daughter are as charming as a toe nail | 0 |
@_ruthharvey_ happy bday Ruth, hope you have an amazing day 💘💘x | 1 |
Working at my kitchen table, with the 3D whirring next to me. Me working on some Facebook-stuff, the printer on a stimpack. #bliss | 1 |
Check out this #film Robocoq 301 #shortfilms | 0 |
Who ever knew it would feel good to have such a wonderful hour and a half interview? 😁 #smiling #success | 1 |
@Kawells00 So bright that kill my heart😂 | 1 |
Happy bday @Dineo_Jazzz . You legit the big sister I never had 😌 have an amazing day dude 🙏🏽 | 1 |
@JohnDotWhite I remember its heyday, but these ladies range in age from, I'd say, mid-30s to early 70s. | 0 |
I'm tired of everybody telling me to chill out and everythings ok. no the fuck its not. I'm tired of faking a a fucking smile | 0 |
Oklahoma, South Carolina, Idaho, and Louisiana I'll see you this fall 😍 #excitement | 1 |
You aren't weathly until you have something, money can't but. \n #goodmorning #bless #guidelife #usa #uk #ksa | 1 |
Lost my #happiness #my #earphone 😖😟 \nMy only fav thing #music 🎧🎵🎶\nAb nhi soon paungi songs mei 😑 | 0 |
Obfuscated magazines in passage to unite with in order to thine mirth conjunction treat quotient sufficiently: lEAqIWY | 0 |
@TheVulcanSalute , just saw the Save The Day PSA. Why were you in obvious tears doing it? I'd have thought you'd be your cheerful self. | 0 |
@EtherealMystic_ - felt like he couldn't control — and here she was, giving so much of herself, selflessly pleasing him. His groans were - | 0 |
Guilty pleasure: bending over in public and watching men try not to look at my boobs. #tease #isthisaformofcruelty #boobs #bewbs | 1 |
If yiu don't respond .o an email within 7 days, you willxbe killed by an animated gif of the girl froa The Ri.g. | 0 |
@Girlpower1960 @tomshattuck @realDonaldTrump Oh whoops! Sorry! 😅 | 1 |
@apinknumjoo Hello, namjoo unnie! Welcome to paradox.💕 i'm deeply sorry for the late greeting 😥 Chaey is wishing you to have a pleasant + | 0 |
That moment when the worry is lifted #grateful | 1 |
listening to the Oblivion score, drinking coffee, researching for new sci-fi animated project. | 0 |
@WalmartToday your hitting it spot on with your commercials. Love the one with the town coming to eat and bringing chairs. #brilliant | 1 |
Enter this code for 10 free Lyfts PARX #Isn't it great to save money when you shop? #blissful #FREECAB | 1 |
@eachus At least he's willing to discuss, better than most. That and keep the insults light with occasional levity or creative BS-ing, | 0 |
I love to start a writing session with 'Moon River' from the BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S soundtrack performed by Audrey Hepburn #amwriting #bliss | 1 |
Real happiness comes from the person who you truly love the most.. 😍 #071117 | 1 |
@JeannePaulShop @CrocBead This is such a pleasing color palette! | 1 |
Even if Amps are not that much, I'm sure we'll keep growing and we're all genuinely support him for who he is, also want to make him happy. | 1 |
@weebtard sparkling water wyd | 0 |
@_Kdddd drop some off at 1133 cheery | 0 |
happy birthday to anne ! we wish her all the best and hope she's having a wonderful day | 1 |
@dpm0319 So funny!!!!!!!!! #lol #clever | 1 |
@benoitgomis @AU_SIS @HugoRosemont @alex_corbeil My pleasure: hope it was useful and happy to keep the conversation going! | 1 |
The #house no longer echoes with our #laughter. We light up our #memories of the #home and sit in the cold, #waiting. #amwriting #nostalgia | 0 |
You turned my world with a smile, and you take my heart with a kiss | 1 |
Strapless wedding dresses look awful on most people. \nJulianne Hough looked great 👌🏼 | 1 |
Looking for a Lyft ride? $50 free w/ Lyft Code: CLEO # MK #mirthful #LOVETOSAVEMONEY | 0 |
Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. George S. Patton\n#quote #motivation #entrepreneur | 0 |
@RuthieeL & @EamonnHolmes are total entertainment on @thismorning #brilliant #sofunny #myfaves | 1 |