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what would the smart-stupid itself say, if you asked it for its opinion on the free-will |
question? I was just wondering if the two of you, who know so much about these |
things, wouldn't indulge me by explaining the issue, as you see it, to me. |
Crab: Achilles, you can't imagine how appropriate your question is. I only wish my |
pianist friend were here, because I know you'd be intrigued to hear what he could tell |
you on the subject. In his absence, I'd like to tell you a statement in a Dialogue at the |
end of a book I came across recently. |
Achilles: Not Copper, Silver, Gold: an Indestructible Metallic Alloy? |
Crab: No, as I recall, it was entitled Giraffes, Elephants, Baboons: an Equatorial |
Grasslands Bestiary-ox something like that. In any case, towards the end of the |
aforementioned Dialogue, a certain exceedingly droll character quotes Marvin |
Minsky on the question of free will. Shortly thereafter, while interacting with two |
other personages, this droll character quotes Minsky further on musical improvisation, |
the computer language LISP, and Godel's Theorem-and get this-all without giving one |
whit of credit to Minsky! |
Achilles: Oh, for shame! |
Crab: I must admit that earlier in the Dialogue, he hints that he WILL quote Minsky |
towards the end; so perhaps it's forgivable. |
Achilles: It sounds that way to me. Anyway, I'm anxious to hear the Minskian |
pronouncement on the free will question. |
Crab: Ah, yes... Marvin Minsky said, "When intelligent machines are constructed, we |
should not be surprised to find them as confused and as stubborn as men in their |
convictions about mind-matter, consciousness, free will, and the like." |
Achilles: I like that! Quite a funny thought. An automaton thinking it had free will! That's |
almost as silly as me thinking I didn't have free will! Tortoise: I suppose it never |
occurred to you, Achilles, that the three of us-you, myself, and Mr. Crab-might all be |
characters in a Dialogue, perhaps even one similar to the one Mr. Crab just |
mentioned. Achilles: Oh, it's occurred to me, of course. I suppose such fancies occur |
to every normal person at one time or another. |
Tortoise: And the Anteater, the Sloth, Zeno, even GOD-we might all be characters in a |
series of Dialogues in a book. |
Achilles: Sure, we might. And the Author might just come in and play the piano, too. |
Crab: That's just what I had hoped. But he's always late. |
Achilles: Whose leg do you think you're pulling? I know I'm not being controlled in any |
way by another mentality! I've got my own thoughts, I express myself as I wish-you |
can't deny that! |
Tortoise: Nobody denied any of that, Achilles. But all of what you say is perfectly |
consistent with your being a character in a Dialogue. |
Crab: The- |
Achilles: But-but-no! Perhaps Mr. C's article and my rebuttal have both |
been mechanically determined, but this I refuse to believe. I can accept physical |
determinism, but I cannot accept the idea that I am but a figment inside of someone |
else's mentality! |
Tortoise: It doesn't really matter whether you have a hardware brain, Achilles. Your will |
can be equally free, if your brain is just a piece of software inside someone else's |
hardware brain. And their brain, too, may be software in a yet higher brain .. . |
Achilles: What an absurd idea! And yet, I must admit, I do enjoy trying to find the |
cleverly concealed holes in your sophistry, so go ahead. Try to convince me. I'm |
game. |
Tortoise: Did it ever strike you, Achilles, that you keep somewhat unusual company? |
Achilles: Of course. You are very eccentric (I know you won't mind my saying so), and |
even Mr. Crab here is a weensy bit eccentric. (Pardon me, Mr. Crab.) |
Crab: Oh, don't worry about offending me. |
Tortoise: But Achilles, you've overlooked one of the most salient features of your |
acquaintances. |
Achilles: Which is.... ? |
Tortoise: That we're animals! |
Achilles: Well, well-true enough. You have such a keen mind. I would never have |
thought of formulating the facts so concisely. |
Tortoise: Isn't that evidence enough? How many people do you know who spend their |
time with talking Tortoises, and talking Crabs? Achilles: I must admit, a talking Crab |
is |
Crab: -an anomaly, of course. |
Achilles: Exactly; it is a bit of an anomaly-but it has precedents. It has occurred in |
literature. |
Tortoise: Precisely-in literature. But where in real life? |
Achilles: Now that you mention it, I can't quite say. I'll have to give it some thought. But |
that's not enough to convince me that I'm a character in a |
Dialogue. Do you have any other arguments? |