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`` Captain 's log ... ''
Make up some historical or little-known fact and convince me that it 's true
Its the year 2048 . The worlds mineral resources are exhausted and the Antarctic Treaty has just expired causing a war between the world 's biggest nations .
Death of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse goes missing . The remaining three search for a human sadistic enough to take his place .
A neuroscientist finds data stored in human DNA . When deciphered , it appears to be a file named README.txt
`` If I keep this up , my ... ''
Every night I tell my girlfriend a bedtime story by the end of this one I 'd like her to be my fianc茅 .
SHOCKING vision of the future depicts humanity as SLAVES to artificial intelligence !
All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings . Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans . The Brain presides as leader .
A superhero and super villain who both have lame powers , but take each other very seriously .
The Day You Found Out Magic Was n't Real
Describe what it 's like to be married to Lady Gaga .
A new form of criminal management has arisen where the offender is hooked up to a device , slips into a coma , and wakes up as a better person . What is going on in the criminals minds during the coma ?
From the perspective of an elderly person losing the battle with Alzheimer 's as their loved ones come to visit for the last time .
A serial killer loses his memory and wakes up in what is clearly a serial killer 's house .
In a digital future , books have been banned . Paper is the opiate of the intellectual . A small time , illegal bibliodealer just found a book that could set him up for life . Unfortunately , he has developed a taste for his own product .
In the future , people can connect their minds to control `` hive robots '' , where all of the controller 's consciousnesses contribute to what the robot does . You are a detective who is tasked with figuring out which mind in a captured hitman robot was responsible for the murder of a famous actor .
Our intelligent designers return to inform you that our purpose in life is to be livestock and our budding sentience is merely a result of how delicious they find our brains .
The backstory of chess .
A bedtime story for adults
`` I am bound to this rock , unable to leave . But I still have more freedom than you . ''
You were one of the last two humans alive . Now you are the only one left .
`` Please remember , TSA rules prohibit bottles of liquid over three ounces , knife blades over two inches , and the use of spells , curses , scrolls or other magic beyond the security checkpoint . ''
Alien visitors appear in the space around Earth . Far from being an advanced race though ... they are scavengers ... asking for parts .
A voice from the sky booms , `` PLOT TWIST . '' The world changes dramatically .
Tell the story of a `` burner '' - a human bred specifically to cause chaos so news networks have more interesting stories .
A ghost sets his sights on his newest haunting victim . Little does he know , this particular individual has been haunted regularly since childhood and is tired of it .
You wake up one morning and find the devil at the foot of your bed . His eyes find yours , he taps your foot and says , `` You 're it , '' then disintegrates .
`` Go to hell ! '' the customer screams at you . `` I ca n't , '' you say . `` Satan still has a restraining order against me . '' She throws the item at you and storms off in a huff . You were n't lying , or being a smart ass . Satan really does have a restraining order out on you .
You woke up one morning to find you have the power to instantly clean any surface . Simply touch the object you want to clean , and all the dirt , grime and bacteria vanish . You 've just accidentally tripped and touched the ground .
You 're an end-game level 50 god in the underworld . A new level 1 player is pestering you by hitting your ankle with a wooden sword .
Write something that makes me question your sanity/mental health .
You are being stalked by an unseen creature in the forest .
You happen to stumble upon an Ancient Alien-Mech that crashed landed on the Earth a long time ago , It activates .
You develop reality warping powers .
Every thousand years a great cataclysm occurs . It is simply known as Kuroyuki . The Black Snow .
The door will close . It 's the only way in ... and the only way out .
You are bitten by a werewolf , a zombie and a vampire on the same night . What do you turn into ?
That ringing noise people hear sometimes is n't a hallucination - in fact , it 's much more sinister ...
The laws of physics are n't eternal . They change every couple or so billion years . The time for the change has come , and the world is drastically altered .
`` It 'll be just like it was before . Trust me . ''
After humanity flees Earth , the planet 's gods stay . You were the only one left behind and now the gods are obsessed with getting you to worship them .
One day your breakfast is interrupted by the sudden opening of a wormhole which spits out someone wearing strange clothing . It becomes apparent to you that they are from a period long in the past . Now you 're stuck trying to help them make sense of the modern world .
`` I do n't have a heart . '' She tapped her chest and a hatch opened , exposing whirring gears and a compartment . `` But if I did , it would belong to you . '' Reaching in , she pulled something out .
Well fuck , you actually did it , you managed to take over the world . Now what are you supposed to do ? you were joking , it was all a joke dammit ! !
The Grim Reaper is no longer able to claim lives directly . Instead , when your time is up a mark appears on your body and it is the duty of every other person to kill you on sight .
Get me hooked in 150 words
Take something ordinary and make it extraordinary .
Emotions have started manifesting themselves into living breathing lifeforms . Yours are in your kitchen right now .
In the future we are able to scan through our GPS history to see where we have intersected with people we are `` meeting '' for the first time . You spot a cute girl in a bar and do a quick GPS intersection scan to discover she 's been within 50 feet of you for every one of your life 's disasters .
Mental illness can be forced to manifest into a physical form . You are professional MMA champion hired to beat the depression out of people .
The `` dislike '' button on YouTube videos is replaced with a `` electrocute uploader '' button .
On everyone 's 18th birthday at noon , one word appears in their skin , depicting their career or purpose in life . On your birthday you 're staring at a clock showing 11:59am , family and friends gathered around for your reveal .
A top-secret division of the S.S. , in charge of protecting Adolf Hitler from the thousands of time travelers trying to kill him .
You are dead . There is no afterlife .
You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event . You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible .
You 're a perky , blonde cheerleader and you 've found yourself in a horror movie . However , you 're an educated woman you are sick of this crap .
You 're a common goblin who has , against all odds , slain the hero of the story .
You travelled back in time to hit on someone . If you failed you travelled further back into their past and tried again . You finally succeeded and have stayed with them . Unfortunately as it stands , their future is filled with your previous attempts .
Everyone speaks in a different font . You 've seen plenty of Times New Romans and Helveticas , but today you meet someone using a font you 've never seen before .
God exists , and it answers one prayer per person exactly as asked . Everyone wasted their prayer without knowing while they were younger , but you never prayed until you were in your twenties . You pray for something noticeable .
It is 2115 . Mars is colonized by Earth , and the settlers revolt , sparking a war , akin to the American Revolution .
Two books , one filled with lies , the second filled with truths
The Zombie apocalypse arrived . The zombies live forever , do n't care about social rules , sleep around a lot and generally have more fun . People are rushing to become zombies .
You are going down a long road in the middle of night . Every 15 minutes or so you pass by a hitchhiker with one arm raised , asking for a ride , but you decide to ignore them all . After a couple hours of driving , you start to realize that you 're passing by the same hitchhiker over and over again .
Canada is under attack and has to call their last line of defence , if they can find them . They are : The Eh Team .
Build your own best friend ! The future of friendship .
A new medical technology has been developed , allowing emergency responders to predict the location of the next accident before they even occur . Ambulances are now able to typically arrive at the scene very soon or even before the accident occurs . You hear an ambulance siren approaching you .
Describe a battle between your immune system and a foreign invader as a gritty war story from the POV of either side
Think of the most ridiculous , funny , or unexpected way to use the phrase , `` Did I mention i 'm an expert in explosives ? ''
Write about the rain .
You were a hero because of what you chose NOT to do .
They had the ability to copy themselves , but each of the copies came out just a bit different .
: the first astronaut dies on Mars . However instead of Heaven their soul ends up in Mars Heaven .
Tell a story of an autistic teenager attempting to make friends with others .
Humans ' ancestors never evolved on land , instead they went deeper into the oceans . Today , their equivalent of NASA sent their first `` spaceship '' out of the water .
After you die , you find yourself in a small room with a strange device . Upon examination , you find that it allows you to design who you 'll be in your next life .
Everyone has a 2nd soul , that can use magic and take over the 1st soul when times get tough . Most people have wolves , tigers , and other animals as their 2nd soul . You have a demon as yours .
You 've just been activated .
Yesterday Jack and Jill went up the hill . Today their bodies were found .
The real reason Canadians are so nice to everybody is so that everybody owes them a favor . Today , they 're cashing in on every single one .
Instead of life followed by death , there is a third form of existence which ends once everyone living forgets you
A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place .
A small shop opens up in your town that bottles and sells dreams . For a small price you can guarantee what you 'll see when you close your eyes that night , or record and donate a dream of your own to be sold .
A note is slipped under your door ; your closet door .
You have a superpower that let 's you `` smell '' what a person is like . For example , good hearted people smell good like vanilla , and a bad person would smell something like a public bathroom . One day , you meet someone who does n't smell like anything .
Instead of baking things , your oven duplicates whatever you put in it .
You 're a modern , present-day soldier when suddenly you get sent back time to the Battle of Gettysburg . Fully equipped with 21st century weapons , gears , and tactics , describe your experience at trying to survive one of the bloodiest battles in history .
Everyone gets a clock at birth with the countdown untill their deaths , one man 's clock only says ERROR
The time machine has malfunctioned . I was n't supposed to arrive to this time period .
The Sentinels of Time
Describe political parties as if they were RPG parties .
On the triumphant last day of Obama 's presidency , a vehicle flies in a streak of fire onto the White House lawn . In a disheveled , panic Bernie Sanders leaps from the DeLorean , shouting dire warnings about future .
Describe the thoughts of the Angel of Death on the day of a nuclear war .
You just got fired , you 're pretty sure your girlfriend is cheating on you , you 're 75k in student loans debt , rent was due last week , and to top it all off ? You 're all out of beer . Oddly enough , you just got an email titled `` Would you like to change the difficulty ? Current setting : Very Hard . ''
A serial killer stalks his next victim for a week - watching and getting to know her schedule . What he does n't know though is - he , too , is being stalked by yet another , more violent serial killer who ends up killing both him and his original intended victim .
Write about one of your childhood dreams .
One morning , you wake up and suddenly find yourself three years in the past , as if the last three years had never happened . It happened to the entire world and everyone remembers .
The first time she called you `` mama '' , you could n't have been happier . The last time she called you `` mama '' , they executed her as a violent monster .
A cop arrives at the golden gate bridge to talk a man out of committing suicide . After they have a short conversation , the cop jumps off the bridge .