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The only thing worse than discovering that God is dead is discovering what was able to kill God .
You start to suspect the other workers at your office are actually D & D characters .
A mathematician on the brink of insanity has spent years locked in his apartment , attempting to find a formula that proves God exists . As he nears to a breakthrough , God shows up to explain why the proof should n't be made public .
After your death , you appear in a white walled room . In front of you is a table with a set of 6 dice . You pick up the dice and prepare to roll them- what happens next ?
Humanity learns that it 's the only species in the galaxy with multiple genders , and all other alien species reproduce asexually . You are tasked with explaining the birds and the bees to the alien council .
Human empathy has been expanded so that people feel emotions of those around them as if it was happening to themself .
A person unplugs an everyday item in their kitchen and finds that doing so stops time .
A shirtless man sits beside you on a bench . He says he ’ s Jesus .
Santa Claus is n't real . Not because he 's impossible , but because you killed him .
Write a story that leaves it ambiguous , controversial , or unanswered of who the good guy is and who the bad guy is .
: Jesus Christ decides to spend his birthday alone this year . But Santa comes anyway for a talk that 's a long time coming .
You have devoured everything you thought you could eat , yet your appetite is ravenous .
You die and it turns out Hell is real . Thing is , you 're the first one in ...
You need a miracle to pass your history test , so you wish for it . Instead of getting the questions right , history changes to match your wrong answers
A survivor of the zombie apocalypse stands trial for murder after a cure is discovered .
Describe the daily life of a person in a future where human sense upgrades are easily available .
A wolf is struck with a curse : every full moon it turns into a human for one night .
This is the story of a sound .
A man commits the perfect murder . The cop investigating the case is corrupt . Looking to give his career a boost , the corrupt cop pins the murder on a random person , who happens to be the man who committed the perfect murder .
There are multiple Grim Reapers . You 're at a job interview to become one .
An isolated hermit slowly discovers that he is the last man on Earth .
Every thousand years the gods have to each choose a mortal to replace them . You have been chosen , but not for the reasons you expected .
You have n't been able to sleep for days . Today is day 5 without any sleep . You are unsure if you are hallucinating
A game of poker played by people who have no concept of the game , so they try to incorporate rules from other games
As a person goes through his life , he is given three options at the end of each day , continue , restart day , or restart life . He has just lived through the worst day of his life .
Write a fictitious story as to why you have your username .
North Korea is actually a paradise on Earth , but they do n't want anyone to know . You work for the reverse propaganda department , convincing the rest of the world that N.K . is a hell-hole , and you 've done your job well until today : you 've just made a big mistake that might ruin everything ...
A love letter is slipped under your door at your college . It would be cute , but it came from the closet door .
Scientists build a machine that can calculate the exact number of sentient life forms ( including humans ) in the universe . Once activated , they are shocked to see the result : 1 .
You own a comic book shop . No matter how hard you try to attract nerdy customers , only beautiful women come into your store . They make no purchases . Now what ?
`` You only love me because I 'm a figment of your imagination . I ca n't disappoint you . ''
At the coming of age everyone is given a single bullet with a name on . This is your target .
Hundreds of thousands of years in the future the extinct human race are viewed as highly advanced mythological predecessors . An archeologist travels to the Sol system which they believe to be the home of the mysterious humans .
A buffalo lays dying from the infectious bite of a komodo dragon . The komodos speak to it while it waits for the meal to die .
Make me sympathise with an ISIS member .
One day your mom comes home from work looking distressed . She hands you a gun and tells you nervously not to tell your dad .
A secretly immortal man is given a life sentence for a crime he did n't commit and now fears the discovery of his true nature is only a matter of time .
You are an imaginary friend . However , the child who created you is getting too old to believe in you any longer , which means you will disappear very soon . You desperately try to avoid your 'death ' by any means .
The story begins with you in a ditch ; the story ends with you in a ditch .
You 've finally managed to discover the secret to immortality . Suddenly , Death appears before you , hands you a business card , and says , `` When you realize living forever sucks , call this number , I 've got a job offer for you . ''
`` Why is there a continent on the list of things I own ? ''
The person you hurt most gets to decide whether you get to live . You get one hour alone with them before they decide .
You are a human in water and a mermaid on land .
You are iFriend , a malfunctioning household android servant . A family bought you and you have just arrived . They start to open the package when ...
Humans are more terrifying than the most advanced aliens in the galaxy .
You 're the accountant for the biggest super villain in town , and the most recent evil plan is putting a strain on the budget . Try to talk him ( or her ) out of it .
Newlyweds are flying somewhere exotic for their honeymoon . Things take a turn for the worse when they realize who the pilot is .
You accidentally sold your soul to Santa .
A villain dedicates his life to searching for an ancient artifact fabled to grant its owner godlike power . Upon finding it , he is disappointed to discover that the `` godlike power '' it grants is , in fact , omnibenevolence .
You lived a quiet life , and in passing Death comes to collect your soul , but Death seems afraid of you .
A war between Russia and the U.S. has started . Both sides have threatened to use nuclear weapons . But , the most interesting drama is not on Earth , it 's on the International Space Station .
You 're driving a long , dark stretch of highway , when Death appears in the passenger seat , informing you that you are about to die . The car then spins out of control , flipping , and you black out . You wake up , hours later , in a deserted field . Death is laying lifeless on the side of the highway .
You are a Reporter for a major news network and you have just been handed a report that say 's the ukraine conflict turned into a full blown war between NATO and Russia . What do you say to the millions of people watching the news ?
When someone dies , they get one last phone call to the living world .
You thought you were immortal . Yesterday , you were shot three times in the head by a bank robber . Today , on the news , they report three people from different parts of the city dying from mysterious head wounds .
You are the world 's greatest Assassin and survivalist . In an effort to test your skills , you hire another Assassin to kill you , and attempt to foil his plot not knowing who he is , or what it will be .
Breaking News , God Quits . The Onion Reports that ...
When you beat the first afterlife-arena you face off against very animal you have ever eaten to decide your fate once more .
At 37 , the first female US president is also the youngest president in American history . Soon after the inauguration , a smug reporter tries to make a fool of her on live television .
People are born with their soulmate 's name tattooed on their arm . Watching TV one day , you realize that the celebrity that is being interviewed has your name on their arm .
A game of chess as perceived by the pieces .
A massive supercomputer capable of perfectly simulating a universe is built . One night , a senior programmer notices a glitch in the simulation , then realizes that a similar effect manifests itself in our reality .
At the age of 18 you are permitted to redistribute your twenty skill points around into whatever skills you want permanently . You decided to put everything into LUCK and leave the rest at 0 points .
In an attempt to control population in the near future , people are n't allowed to live past 75 . Your 76th birthday is in 4 days .
Evidence of ancient ruins have been found on a distant planet . You have been tasked to investigate the ruins . The first thing you find is a large chamber with a stone slab in the center . Engraved in the slab are the words `` Welcome back '' . At the bottom of it is your signature .
Goodbye
World War II ended when the US air force dropped an experimental super weapon on both Hiroshima and Nagasaki . Instead of a nuclear bomb however , they used a terrifying weapon of a more ... organic nature .
Earth is the uncontacted Amazonian Tribe of the Galaxy , and aliens do n't want to contact us because they want to preserve our primitive and unique culture .
Halloween is just around the corner , so let 's get in the spirit . Create a monster and set it loose !
You are dropping heavy handed hints to your human party mates that you have a serious drinking problem , in the hope that they stage a intervention for you , instead they assume that your behavior is perfectly normal in dwarf society .
Every night , at 3:30 AM , exactly 10 % of the worlds population permanently and inexplicably disappears , leaving behind nothing but a pile of clothes . What would you do , or how would society deal with this ?
Serial killer has been monitoring his next victim 's movements for months . She is a loner and the perfect target . One day she disappears and nobody notices but him .
It was never going to work . They called you mad . They called you insane . Today , though you proved them all wrong . It worked .
Ready to die
An astronaut manages to smuggle a joint on board the ISS
after many years of a friendship that has generally been typical , you discover that your best friend is actually a projection of your imagination . Strangely , you are seemingly not as concerned about it as they are .
The Bible is adapted into a movie directed by Michael Bay
Everyone is allowed to select the job they want . You jokingly say you want to be the supreme ruler of earth .
2021 : Hell invades Earth ; 2022 : Earth invades Hell .
The world 's first 100 % successful total head transplant is completed between an individual paralyzed from the waist down and a braindead patient . The only problem is that , contrary to all research up to that point , human consciousness does not reside in the brain .
You are a modern villain , write your opening sppech or soliloquy
`` Hello , I ’ m your twin , '' said the stranger who stepped out of the bright white light .
You decide to visit your home on Google Earth . You see yourself on the deck typing into Google Earth , and realise that you can now see the entire present world .
`` Bad times friend ahead . Maybe no computer . Maybe no home . I will go away but we are two of soul . I will return . ''
You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now . After some unusual events , amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse , you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by .
Write a story using only the transactions from a person 's bank account .
He waited there for a moment , idle . He stared into the abyss below , searching for something ...
You die and end up in Hell . You go to face Satan for the first time , when you see him , he asks you if you want his job ...
Your username is the central theme of the writing prompt
`` Men , you are about to do the most dangerous thing any mind reader has done : you will read a schizophrenic . ''
There 's an insane person who wants to destroy the whole world , and despite your obvious and wholehearted attempts to stop that person , said insane person considers you a friend .
Everyone is given a medallion , which allows them to 'store ' luck for later use .
Science had it wrong the entire time . When people die they do n't actually die , they fall asleep for millions of years before waking up . You are the first person to wake up after the long nap .
Walt Disney actually WAS cryogenetically frozen , but he 's now been cured , unthawed , and is being briefed on what has happened with his company since 1966 .
Make me want something even though you tell me I ca n't have it . Explained within .
After reaching a certain level of awesomeness , martial artists can ascend to godhood .
Three soldiers meet in the afterlife . Each from a different period of time . They discuss their differing opinions of War .
Rather than a paragon of virtue , Superman is a dick because the Kents had to spoil him rotten to avoid triggering destructive temper tantrums as a child .
Your genius friend created a time machine out of an old Ipod . How it works is simple . You play a song , and you 're immediately transported to the time and place that song was recorded . With a library of over 10,000 songs , you just accidentally hit `` Shuffle '' .
It has been a bad week for Ravioli . The cafeteria is really a food prison , and he just got put on a tray..