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MISS DIPESTO, THE PHONE!
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IT'S RIGHT THERE.
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EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY.
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BLUE MOON DETECTIVE AGENCY.
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UH, IF YOU WANT A RHYME, CALL ANOTHER TIME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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SO, UH...
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HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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HEH HEH!
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BETTER THAN YOU LOOK.
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YEAH, TURNS OUT HE CAUGHT ME PRETTY GOOD.
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YEAH, WELL, DON'T SWEAT IT.
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GOLIATH WAS BARELY ABLE TO CRAWL OUT OF THERE HIMSELF.
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HEY, WE DID OK.
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I'M SURPRISED YOU COULD SEE HIM, MUCH LESS LAND A PUNCH.
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WELL, I WAS LUCKY.
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HE WAS TOO BIG TO MISS.
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I HAD A NICE TIME, TOO!
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NO VISIBLE SCARS, BUT A NICE TIME.
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WELL, UM...
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MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK.
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SURE, SURE!
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EXCUSE US, DAVID.
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LATER.
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HUNK CITY.
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THIS IS THE KIND OF TALK I LIKE.
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JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE SAME STATE.
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HEH HEH!
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THOUGHT I'D STOP BY.
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I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
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WHY WOULD I MIND?
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WELL, IT'S WHERE YOU WORK,
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SPEND MOST OF YOUR DAY.
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THIS IS THE PLACE MOST PEOPLE
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PREFER TO KEEP THEIR PRIVATE LIFE...
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PRIVATE.
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NOT ME.
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I'M GLAD YOU CAME BY.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'VE BEEN SPENDING
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A WHOLE LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
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ME, TOO.
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GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MOST IS
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HOW WE'RE GOING TO TOP IT.
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GOT A FEW IDEAS ABOUT THAT ONE.
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ANYTHING YOU CAN REPEAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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STARTS WITH YOU AND ME.
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JUST YOU AND ME?
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MM-HMM.
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BOTTLE OF WINE.
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MAYBE A SUNSET.
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THEN...
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WE CAN SKIP THE BOTTLE OF WINE.
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IT'S THE TONIGHT PART.
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I'VE GOT TO WORK.
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ALL NIGHT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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NO PROBLEM.
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HOW ABOUT SAME TIME TOMORROW?
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I HEAR THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER SUNSET.
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MAYBE LATER TONIGHT, IF YOU'RE STILL AWAKE.
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OH...
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I'LL STILL BE AWAKE.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS TONIGHT, YOU KNOW.
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I KNOW.
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I COULD HAVE HANDLED IT ALL BY MYSELF.
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YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING ELSE.
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DAVID, DON'T.
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DON'T WHAT?
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I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
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DAVID, WE HAVE A JOB TO DO.
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THIS IS WHERE I'M HAPPY TO BE.
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FINE.
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AS LONG AS YOUR HAPPY.
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I'M HAPPY!
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FINE.
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END OF CONVERSATION.
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FINE.
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I COULD TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW.
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JUST SAY THE W-
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FINE.
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GO AHEAD, ASK ME A QUESTION.
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I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
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HOW ARE WE GOING TO PLAY IF YOU DON'T ASK ME A QUESTION?
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ARE THESE PEOPLE EVER GOING TO COME HOME?
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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THAT'S TOO BORING.
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE DISQUALIFIED.
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BUT WE DO HAVE SOME LOVELY PARTING GIFTS
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AND OUR HOME VERSION OF THE GAME.
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NOW, LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT BACHELORETTE.
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* REE DA DA DO * SHE'S A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.
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* REE DA DA DO *
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SHE LOVES SKIING, NEIL DIAMOND,
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AND HER OWN PERSONAL COLLECTION OF CERAMIC UNICORNS.
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR SUSAN LEAPER.
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YAY!
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YAY!
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SUSAN!
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WELL, SUSAN, WE HAVE 3 TERRIFIC GUYS BACK THERE FOR YOU,
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