jxm/the_office_lines · Datasets at Hugging Face

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14,246	3	16	53	What is a leader? I asked Jim that, and he said he had never heard the word before. In America, in 2007. He said he knew the word ladder... What an ignoramous.	Dwight	false
14,058	3	16	15	We have... a bat... in the office.	Dwight	false
35,525	6	16	18	Warf.	Dwight	false
51,274	8	19	33	Let me guess, you want one too? Take the family to Disneytown?	Robert	false
10,600	3	4	55	Nothing. Let's just... all right. [talks to warehouse guys] Guys, do you have a box we could use?	Michael	false
12,955	3	11	30	Who did this to you? [refers to Pam crying] Where is he?	Dwight	false
47,418	8	6	37	I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyones' signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt! Ha! [laughing and drinking Brandy]	Stanley	false
36,365	6	18	9	You saw who did this and you didn't stop them?	Michael	false
30,973	6	1	22	[grabs card from Eric, crumples it, throws it to the ground] Well now you can't call me at all. Problem solved.	Dwight	false
1,242	1	4	59	How old is she?	Everybody	true
23,277	5	2	6	Well for the past six years I have been sleeping with him in exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.	Meredith	false
30,681	5	26	29	I'm Robert Mifflin. [pause to see audience's response] Ah, okay. [both run back to chairs]	Michael	false
5,081	2	9	24	Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. [gasps] That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it, you just can't.	Michael	false
50,353	8	16	18	And delivered.	Val	false
41,380	7	11	7	Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me as minority executive trainee. So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift to the employees. And they said, 'Oh, yes. Perfect. Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do.'	Kelly	false
40,364	7	7	44	And the Christmas party.	Andy	false
42,310	7	13	10	They're not worms, Dwight, okay? They're just people with tiny businesses. They're baby whales which is even cuter.	Andy	false
49,274	8	12	34	No!	Kevin	false
47,092	8	5	38	I��m sorry. I got confused. I heard you wanted to make the party more adult. But I think I know what to do now [grabs box]. This game is called ��pecker Poker��. [fighting tears] It��s the game of cards that gets you hard.	Erin	false
46,969	8	5	21	Everyone, this Bert, my son. Bert, this is... a paper company.	Robert	false
45,458	7	24	51	[checks sheet] Oh... Deshaun Williams.	Jim	false
19,122	4	4	68	I'm done!	Oscar	false
16,485	3	23	8	Um, about the beach...	Pam	false
56,782	9	15	17	Well, well, well, look who it is.	Andy	false
37,408	6	21	34	I'm going with Pam's group.	Michael	false
59,342	9	22	67	She doesn��t know I��m living with a straight woman. I don��t want to get her hopes up.	Oscar	false
48,522	8	10	15	Hit 'er up.	Erin	false
51,384	8	20	1	Pam, hit the brakes. Stanley does not have a moustache. I misspoke. I'm not sure. I think he has one, now that- I think he has a moustache.	Oscar	false
37,833	6	22	41	The other man. Who's the guy? Who is it?	Michael	false
25,803	5	9	21	Hey David- [begins coughing violently] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm eating tiramisu. Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat. I'm stopping now.	Michael	false
29,043	5	20	39	It's right in the middle of the paper belt.	Michael	false
13,688	3	14	25	Well, actually, I never was president.	Ben Franklin	false
6,975	2	14	59	There are so many people with motives, even me. Almost everyone is a suspect. Whoever did this is a genius. [laughs]	Kevin	false
13,623	3	14	17	I can't get a stripper here. Sexual Harassment.	Michael	false
47,453	8	6	40	You sure?	Jim	false
16,935	3	23	79	What?! [Ryan smiles and glances at the camera]	Kelly	false
30,537	5	26	10	Well...	Jim	false
54,557	9	7	20	I will tell her what her needs are and then fill them. So this is going to work out best for you if you just relax and do nothing. And once I��m finished, it��s over.	Dwight	false
682	1	3	19	Workspace.	Jim	false
57,172	9	16	21	Alright, well look. While I have you here, this is a relationship disclosure form for Pete & Erin.	Toby	false
56,430	9	13	46	Okay. Okay, here. Okay, so the next time he goes to the bathroom, I��ll distract him, you take that.	Pam	false
26,172	5	11	9	No.	Jim	false
57,806	9	18	20	I am a very private person. I show 'em when I wanna show 'em. Who wants a taste? [lifts shirt to flash camera] Boob sauce!	Meredith	false
47,596	8	7	7	No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.	Dwight	false
32,264	6	5	3	In your schedule it just says nine til noon is 'creative space' and I thought this could be part of that.	Erin	false
35,929	6	16	62	Yeah.	Kevin	false
23,383	5	2	18	How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, 'I told you so.' Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way.	Michael	false
24,523	5	6	3	[chanting and clapping] Call her! Call her!	Group	false
47,572	8	7	6	I��m delivering it from the fridge. It��s like a porno. Hey did anyone order a pizza?	Andy	false
12,427	3	10	24	I think that's a really good option...	Karen	false
47,851	8	8	6	Okay.	Jim	false
46,580	8	3	32	OK. You know what? It's been a real busy day, what do you say we put all this away.	Dwight	false
8,434	2	19	36	Sure.	Carol	false
17,121	4	1	21	[screams]	Meredith	false
4,058	2	6	24	Hey!	Michael	false
40,563	7	8	26	That would be nice wouldn't it?	Dwight	false
4,215	2	7	7	Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.	Oscar	false
35,451	6	16	12	Okay, crazy. I think I have some better things to do with my day than worry about you, like sell printers.	Jim	false
40,556	7	8	25	What?!	Oscar	false
18,357	4	3	33	Did you see the board?	Dwight	false
52,242	8	23	4	Here, here�� Just��	Dwight	false
56,192	9	13	7	I chose my words very carefully.	Dwight	false
38,872	7	2	39	I don't want to say it.	Gabe	false
25,336	5	8	11	Nice beaches, pristine beaches?	Michael	false
7,759	2	17	31	Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.	Angela	false
52,683	8	24	30	No, no, see? This is what we're talking about. I mean, what was that accent? And last time I checked, you were drunk and now you're not drunk...	Jim	false
5,208	2	9	45	I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna hang out, just be one of the guys.	Michael	true
1,217	1	4	56	Okay. Hey Meredith, where's your uterus?	Dwight	false
24,812	5	6	34	Nothing's going on.	Kelly	false
11,776	3	8	48	Uh... this is difficult, for me.	Tony	false
48,357	8	9	34	[sighs] I don't know what you want me to tell you. To be really honest, my wife works here. And I love it. She literally makes me work harder. She makes me smarter. She makes me remember why I'm here. And between us, she's on maternity leave right now, and I would love to leave this room and see her face. I would love it. I don't know how this helps, but it's just what I'm thinking.	Jim	false
22,273	4	14	39	Sure. You know what? That sounds good. I'll take a little look-see.	Michael	false
38,590	7	1	29	You've gotta be kidding me.	Pam	false
9,632	3	1	54	[under breath] Heaven help us. [aloud] Specifically.	Jan	false
24,024	5	4	41	[whispering] Hey, that looks good. Listen, about the tickets. It's sort of a gray-kind of a gray area in terms of...whether or not I had them- [Holly covers Michaels mouth]	Michael	false
32,058	6	4	50	Jim... hey why don't you braid my hair. I want to watch TV.'	Dwight	false
50,316	8	16	15	Genghis Khan could take 'em both down 'cause he's not afraid to kill children �� What? it's true. He- He would- he would eviscerate babies and hang them from poles outside of the villages. (Jim taps Dwight on the shoulder)	Dwight	false
58,904	9	22	6	Angela, someone wants you.	Oscar	false
3,059	2	3	57	No.	Michael	true
18,195	4	3	9	You believe a computer can beat me?	Dwight	false
54,697	9	7	34	Well, it��s not really much of a comparison, is it? I mean, ��Cece�� is two letters and ��Astrid�� is... I mean, there��s even some adults who -- who -- who can��t spell it.	Jan	false
5,652	2	11	1	This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?	Dwight	false
25,535	5	8	28	Really?	Jim	false
10,952	3	6	9	Pam wishes. [generalized laughing] Kelly, I'll take this one. Diwali is a Celebration of the Coronation of the God-King Rama. After his epic battle with Ravana, the Demon King of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil...	Dwight	false
46,338	8	3	1	Shh! Shh! Stay there, stay.	Oscar	false
32,546	6	5	29	This is Grotti.	Grotti	false
43,673	7	18	13	Well, I'm writing a message.	Michael	false
16,904	3	23	75	Uh, let me ask you a question, Jim. You're clearly a very bright guy.	David	false
35,463	6	16	13	Um, I am sort of a master of distraction. When I was a kid, my mom received compliments left and right from my teachers on how I was always able to distract others in class. Try to think, what were the first thirteen colonies? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [Michael covers his mouth and makes fart noises.]	Michael	false
59,598	9	23	38	Fine. My bad. Go ahead Jakey.	Meredith	false
45,620	7	24	66	He's not a real candidate.	Jim	false
47,478	8	6	44	Okay. My serve.	Robert	false
48,194	8	9	15	Ready? What do you think?	Dwight	false
25,579	5	9	2	Exactly. That should tell you how terrible the chairs are.	Pam	false
36,757	6	19	33	If we save 'em up, we can get more than a sticker this time.	Ryan	false
15,877	3	21	18	[Pam's sketch looks like Dwight with a mustache, but without his glasses] I plan on plastering this pervert's face everywhere. You can run, but you cannot hide.	Dwight	false
20,922	4	10	28	Michael?	Margaret	false
14,379	3	17	25	No? Then you are an idiot.	Dwight	false
48,777	8	11	2	Books! Excellent, Jim.	Andy	false
37,799	6	22	38	Yeah, we should.	Donna	false

14,246

3

16

53

What is a leader? I asked Jim that, and he said he had never heard the word before. In America, in 2007. He said he knew the word ladder... What an ignoramous.

Dwight

false

14,058

3

16

15

We have... a bat... in the office.

Dwight

false

35,525

6

16

18

Warf.

Dwight

false

51,274

8

19

33

Let me guess, you want one too? Take the family to Disneytown?

Robert

false

10,600

3

4

55

Nothing. Let's just... all right. [talks to warehouse guys] Guys, do you have a box we could use?

Michael

false

12,955

3

11

30

Who did this to you? [refers to Pam crying] Where is he?

Dwight

false

47,418

8

6

37

I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyones' signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt! Ha! [laughing and drinking Brandy]

Stanley

false

36,365

6

18

9

You saw who did this and you didn't stop them?

Michael

false

30,973

6

1

22

[grabs card from Eric, crumples it, throws it to the ground] Well now you can't call me at all. Problem solved.

Dwight

false

1,242

1

4

59

How old is she?

Everybody

true

23,277

5

2

6

Well for the past six years I have been sleeping with him in exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.

Meredith

false

30,681

5

26

29

I'm Robert Mifflin. [pause to see audience's response] Ah, okay. [both run back to chairs]

Michael

false

5,081

2

9

24

Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. [gasps] That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it, you just can't.

Michael

false

50,353

8

16

18

And delivered.

Val

false

41,380

7

11

7

Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me as minority executive trainee. So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift to the employees. And they said, 'Oh, yes. Perfect. Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do.'

Kelly

false

40,364

7

44

And the Christmas party.

Andy

false

42,310

7

13

10

They're not worms, Dwight, okay? They're just people with tiny businesses. They're baby whales which is even cuter.

Andy

false

49,274

8

12

34

No!

Kevin

false

47,092

8

5

38

I��m sorry. I got confused. I heard you wanted to make the party more adult. But I think I know what to do now [grabs box]. This game is called ��pecker Poker��. [fighting tears] It��s the game of cards that gets you hard.

Erin

false

46,969

8

5

21

Everyone, this Bert, my son. Bert, this is... a paper company.

Robert

false

45,458

7

24

51

[checks sheet] Oh... Deshaun Williams.

Jim

false

19,122

4

68

I'm done!

Oscar

false

16,485

3

23

8

Um, about the beach...

Pam

false

56,782

9

15

17

Well, well, well, look who it is.

Andy

false

37,408

6

21

34

I'm going with Pam's group.

Michael

false

59,342

9

22

67

She doesn��t know I��m living with a straight woman. I don��t want to get her hopes up.

Oscar

false

48,522

8

10

15

Hit 'er up.

Erin

false

51,384

8

20

1

Pam, hit the brakes. Stanley does not have a moustache. I misspoke. I'm not sure. I think he has one, now that- I think he has a moustache.

Oscar

false

37,833

6

22

41

The other man. Who's the guy? Who is it?

Michael

false

25,803

5

9

21

Hey David- [begins coughing violently] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm eating tiramisu. Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat. I'm stopping now.

Michael

false

29,043

5

20

39

It's right in the middle of the paper belt.

Michael

false

13,688

3

14

25

Well, actually, I never was president.

Ben Franklin

false

6,975

2

14

59

There are so many people with motives, even me. Almost everyone is a suspect. Whoever did this is a genius. [laughs]

Kevin

false

13,623

3

14

17

I can't get a stripper here. Sexual Harassment.

Michael

false

47,453

8

6

40

You sure?

Jim

false

16,935

3

23

79

What?! [Ryan smiles and glances at the camera]

Kelly

false

30,537

5

26

10

Well...

Jim

false

54,557

9

7

20

I will tell her what her needs are and then fill them. So this is going to work out best for you if you just relax and do nothing. And once I��m finished, it��s over.

Dwight

false

682

1

3

19

Workspace.

Jim

false

57,172

9

16

21

Alright, well look. While I have you here, this is a relationship disclosure form for Pete & Erin.

Toby

false

56,430

9

13

46

Okay. Okay, here. Okay, so the next time he goes to the bathroom, I��ll distract him, you take that.

Pam

false

26,172

5

11

9

No.

Jim

false

57,806

9

18

20

I am a very private person. I show 'em when I wanna show 'em. Who wants a taste? [lifts shirt to flash camera] Boob sauce!

Meredith

false

47,596

8

7

No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.

Dwight

false

32,264

6

5

3

In your schedule it just says nine til noon is 'creative space' and I thought this could be part of that.

Erin

false

35,929

6

16

62

Yeah.

Kevin

false

23,383

5

2

18

How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, 'I told you so.' Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way.

Michael

false

24,523

5

6

3

[chanting and clapping] Call her! Call her!

Group

false

47,572

8

7

6

I��m delivering it from the fridge. It��s like a porno. Hey did anyone order a pizza?

Andy

false

12,427

3

10

24

I think that's a really good option...

Karen

false

47,851

8

6

Okay.

Jim

false

46,580

8

3

32

OK. You know what? It's been a real busy day, what do you say we put all this away.

Dwight

false

8,434

2

19

36

Sure.

Carol

false

17,121

4

1

21

[screams]

Meredith

false

4,058

2

6

24

Hey!

Michael

false

40,563

7

8

26

That would be nice wouldn't it?

Dwight

false

4,215

2

7

Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.

Oscar

false

35,451

6

16

12

Okay, crazy. I think I have some better things to do with my day than worry about you, like sell printers.

Jim

false

40,556

7

8

25

What?!

Oscar

false

18,357

4

3

33

Did you see the board?

Dwight

false

52,242

8

23

4

Here, here�� Just��

Dwight

false

56,192

9

13

7

I chose my words very carefully.

Dwight

false

38,872

7

2

39

I don't want to say it.

Gabe

false

25,336

5

8

11

Nice beaches, pristine beaches?

Michael

false

7,759

2

17

31

Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.

Angela

false

52,683

8

24

30

No, no, see? This is what we're talking about. I mean, what was that accent? And last time I checked, you were drunk and now you're not drunk...

Jim

false

5,208

2

9

45

I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna hang out, just be one of the guys.

Michael

true

1,217

1

4

56

Okay. Hey Meredith, where's your uterus?

Dwight

false

24,812

5

6

34

Nothing's going on.

Kelly

false

11,776

3

8

48

Uh... this is difficult, for me.

Tony

false

48,357

8

9

34

[sighs] I don't know what you want me to tell you. To be really honest, my wife works here. And I love it. She literally makes me work harder. She makes me smarter. She makes me remember why I'm here. And between us, she's on maternity leave right now, and I would love to leave this room and see her face. I would love it. I don't know how this helps, but it's just what I'm thinking.

Jim

false

22,273

4

14

39

Sure. You know what? That sounds good. I'll take a little look-see.

Michael

false

38,590

7

1

29

You've gotta be kidding me.

Pam

false

9,632

3

1

54

[under breath] Heaven help us. [aloud] Specifically.

Jan

false

24,024

5

4

41

[whispering] Hey, that looks good. Listen, about the tickets. It's sort of a gray-kind of a gray area in terms of...whether or not I had them- [Holly covers Michaels mouth]

Michael

false

32,058

6

4

50

Jim... hey why don't you braid my hair. I want to watch TV.'

Dwight

false

50,316

8

16

15

Genghis Khan could take 'em both down 'cause he's not afraid to kill children �� What? it's true. He- He would- he would eviscerate babies and hang them from poles outside of the villages. (Jim taps Dwight on the shoulder)

Dwight

false

58,904

9

22

6

Angela, someone wants you.

Oscar

false

3,059

2

3

57

No.

Michael

true

18,195

4

3

9

You believe a computer can beat me?

Dwight

false

54,697

9

7

34

Well, it��s not really much of a comparison, is it? I mean, ��Cece�� is two letters and ��Astrid�� is... I mean, there��s even some adults who -- who -- who can��t spell it.

Jan

false

5,652

2

11

1

This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?

Dwight

false

25,535

5

8

28

Really?

Jim

false

10,952

3

6

9

Pam wishes. [generalized laughing] Kelly, I'll take this one. Diwali is a Celebration of the Coronation of the God-King Rama. After his epic battle with Ravana, the Demon King of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil...

Dwight

false

46,338

8

3

1

Shh! Shh! Stay there, stay.

Oscar

false

32,546

6

5

29

This is Grotti.

Grotti

false

43,673

7

18

13

Well, I'm writing a message.

Michael

false

16,904

3

23

75

Uh, let me ask you a question, Jim. You're clearly a very bright guy.

David

false

35,463

6

16

13

Um, I am sort of a master of distraction. When I was a kid, my mom received compliments left and right from my teachers on how I was always able to distract others in class. Try to think, what were the first thirteen colonies? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [Michael covers his mouth and makes fart noises.]

Michael

false

59,598

9

23

38

Fine. My bad. Go ahead Jakey.

Meredith

false

45,620

7

24

66

He's not a real candidate.

Jim

false

47,478

8

6

44

Okay. My serve.

Robert

false

48,194

8

9

15

Ready? What do you think?

Dwight

false

25,579

5

9

2

Exactly. That should tell you how terrible the chairs are.

Pam

false

36,757

6

19

33

If we save 'em up, we can get more than a sticker this time.

Ryan

false

15,877

3

21

18

[Pam's sketch looks like Dwight with a mustache, but without his glasses] I plan on plastering this pervert's face everywhere. You can run, but you cannot hide.

Dwight

false

20,922

4

10

28

Michael?

Margaret

false

14,379

3

17

25

No? Then you are an idiot.

Dwight

false

48,777

8

11

2

Books! Excellent, Jim.

Andy

false

37,799

6

22

38

Yeah, we should.

Donna

false