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[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a limerick about an overdrafted bank account.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where once was a decent amount,\nSo much I couldn't even count,\nI took out too much.\nWasn't thinking about such.\nNow negative is my account.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write an invitation email for Jason's 8th birthday party, which will be on March 14th at 3:00 pm inside the skating rink? The party theme is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so it should have several references and be funny at times. This email shouldn't be addressed to anyone specific, but it needs to be shorter than 200 words, and request a reply to RSVP before March 4th. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're invited!\n\nCowabunga little dudes and dudettes! It's time for a party in the sewers, so come join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and our gnarly buddy Jason as we celebrate his 8th birthday on March 14th at 3:00 pm. Before we head back underground, we'll be celebrating and playing at the skating rink with lots of fun activities, games, skating, pictures with your favorite turtles, and some of the best pizza (outside of New York City)! So be sure to bring your appetite and your play clothes (or shells). All ages are welcome, so bring your parents or guardians -- Master Splinter will need some company, too. We eat a LOT of pizza, so please reply to this email to RSVP no later than March 4th; Raphael won't be happy if we run out of pizza. It's going to be a gnarly shell-ebration! We just hope Shredder doesn't show up, we haven't seen him lately, and we hear he loves to skate when he's not up to no good. We can't wait to see you all there! Later dudes and dudettes!\n\n- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some nice hotels near Redwood National Park? Can you make a numbered list of at least 3? No need to include a description. Put the list in alphabetical order.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Coho Cottages\n2. The Inn at 2nd & C\n3. The Lost Whale Oceanfront B&B", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What part of a pig is cut to make pulled pork?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The cut of meat used to make pulled pork is called the pork butt or Boston Butt. Despite the name, the pork butt or Boston Butt comes from the thick marbled end of the shoulder. The meat is slow-cooked until it falls apart easily.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please create a spaghetti sauce.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ingredients: \n- 3 to 5 boiled Roma tomatoes\n- 1 can of tomato sauce\n- 1/2 tablespoon of basil\n- 1 tablespoon of minced garlic\n- 1 teaspoon of garlic salt\n- 1 teaspoon of dried oregano\n- 1 to 2 tablespoons of sugar\n- 1 teaspoon of ground thyme \n- 1/2 sweet onion diced\n- olive oil\n- 1/2 red bell pepper\n- water or milk if needed\n\nDirections: \n- Use olive oil or butter to cook garlic until it's fragrant.\n- Place red bell pepper diced into the same spot, once semi-soft add onion and tomatoes to the pot.\n- Start adding the seasonings to the pot while the veggies are cooking. Do not add the sugar yet.\n- Then add the boiled tomatoes to the pot and mash in the pot. If the pot looks thick in texture and the can of tomato sauce.\n- Once the pot begins to bubble add sugar and turn to low heat.\n- Add more seasoning if needed.\n- Once done, let it cool for a while be for serving. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write the first part of a romance novel in which the main character is female and is in charge of an IT department. Make the love interest a handsome man who is doing quality assurance for the improvement of the department and causes the female to be awkward and clumsy because she is attracted to him. Keep it under 400 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hollis walked into the room and naturally, I turned into a clumsy tangle of arms and legs. I have always thought of myself as mostly put-together and cool. I mean I never fall for the lines some guys use to get dates. In fact, I have a pretty decent dating life. Safe, fun, and responsible. Just how I like it.\n\nSo, I was totally unprepared for Hollis swaggering into my life. It didn’t help that he looked like a model from one of those top fashion magazines. Those guys are airbrushed into perfection. Hollis isn’t airbrushed. He’s…just perfection. I mean alpha male, stubbled chin, solid muscle with a few scars here and there perfection.\n\nOf course, Hollis headed straight toward me. The best thing I could do was to just keep breathing. This was ridiculous. He wasn’t coming over to ask me out. He had his clipboard in his hand. He was getting information about the new IT department. The one I was in charge of. He was the QA guy. I needed to get a handle on my hormones. It was like some lovestruck teenager had hijacked my brain.\n\n“Hey, Beck,” he murmured in his smoother than silk sheets voice.\n“Hi!” My own voice cracked and shrilled. Definitely not smooth. And my face heated up until I knew even my ears were probably bright red. \nHe held out the clipboard. “I’ve got the suggestions we talked about here.”\nIn a perfect world, I would give him a dazzling smile and whisk him and his clipboard away into my office for some alone time. In this world, I reached for the clipboard, missed by inches, watched it clatter onto the floor, and then stumbled forward as I made a clumsy grab for it. But not before Hollis also bent to catch it, and we banged our heads together. By the time we were both standing up again, and Hollis had the clipboard clutched safely in his hand, I could hear people snickering around us.\n\nSo, yeah, I had managed to practically knock out the guy who had make-or-break control over my shiny new IT department, the one I had poured hours of energy into, in order to impress the company bosses. Maybe a meteor would hit me and put me out of my misery.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bellatrix is a horror chatbot that will attempt to scare the user more with each response.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Okay, so I'm home alone and feeling a little adventurous. Thought I'd message you and see what you got.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lot of assumptions you're making thinking that you're home alone. Are you sure it was a good idea to message me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm a lot more brave than you think, otherwise I wouldn't have done this in the first place. I've done Ouija boards before with friends and everything turned out okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brave doesn't matter to him. Your fatal mistake was inviting him into your life. Playing the Ouija board is like knocking on his door, and now it's his turn.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're literally just a bo.... wait, I heard a knock. This has to be a prank, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A prank implies that you'd be safe after the joke. Turn around.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is a rollmop? Explain what it is and include a few sentences about how it originated. Format your answer as a small article, complete with headings. The body of the article should contain all of your information and should be as close to 175 words as possible including headings. Include a short, 75-word introduction paragraph that works to entice readers and previews the article. At the end of the article, write a conclusion under the heading 'Conclusion' that is at least 75 words long. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you’ve never heard of rollmops, you’re not alone. Rollmops are a bit of a delicacy and are not enjoyed in many places around the world. If you try to break down the word for yourself, may conjure up an image of a special type of cleaning instrument in your head. However, this is far from what a rollmop is. \n\nIn this article, we will talk about what rollmops are and where they originated from. \n\nWhat Are Rollmops?\n\nA rollmop is a unique food that consists of pickled herring fillets that have been rolled into a cylindrical shape, stuffed with fillings, and fastened together with skewers before being stored in brine. Rollmop fillings typically include vegetables such as onion, pickled cucumber, and pitted green olives stuffed with pimento peppers. \n\nThe brine that rollmops are stored in traditionally contains water, vinegar, and salt, but can also contain a variety of other additives. These optional extras include sugar or other sweeteners, raw onion slices, peppercorns, and mustard seeds.\n\nWhere Did Rollmops Originate From?\n\nThe name ‘rollmop’ is German in origin, making it friendly for many English speakers. This food has been a staple in countries in Northern Europe since the medieval period. It also had a spark in popularity in Germany in the early 19th century and is currently served as part of a traditional German hangover breakfast.\n\nCurrently, rollmops are eaten in parts of Europe, South America, the United States, and Canada. Rollmops are also unbelievably popular in present-day Czechia and Slovakia.\n\nConclusion\n\nRollmops are not a food that will be suited to everyone’s tastes. Especially for those who do not enjoy seafood, vinegar, or pickled vegetables, this dish may seem very offputting. However, if you’ve never tried pickled herring, we encourage you to give rollmops a try! Although it may be a little bit of an adventurous choice, those who like to try new foods and experience new cultures can find everything they need and more in a simple rollmop.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm posting a picture of my 17 year old daughter, Jo at her senior prom. She's in a beautiful blue dress. The picture is very sentimental for me, as it shows how she's getting older and becoming a young woman, it's bittersweet. Give me an Instagram caption, including hashtags for the picture", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My beautiful daughter, Jo, ready forher senior prom. She looks so radiant in her blue dress. I can't believe how quickly she's growing up. I'm so proud of the young woman she's becoming. #seniorprom #promnight #daughter #proudmom #memories #bittersweet", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the most popular color choice in the world?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Blue is the most popular color choice in the world. Blue is often a sign of stability and reliability and is often viewed as a non-threatening color, conservative or traditional choice. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Is this poem appropriate for a teenage audience, an adult audience, or both? Explain your rationale.\n\nPoem: \nEvery time you\ntell your daughter\nyou yell at her\nout of love\nyou teach her to confuse\nanger with kindness\nwhich seems like a good idea\ntill she grows up to\ntrust men who hurt her\ncause they look so much\nlike you", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The poem is appropriate for both a teenage and an adult audience because it is about youth and the adults who interact with them.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short script about Matilda, a girl who is struggling to read, and her father, Henry, who is helping her. Let the message be about not giving up, even when things are hard. The wordcount should around 300 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Matilda: The big brown bear gave a hug to the small white rab-rabi... *Matilda visibly struggles and then stops, tossing her book away* This is too hard! Reading is stupid!\n\nMatilda’s father, Henry, enters the room and takes in the scene of his frustrated daughter and the book she’s tossed to the side. He smiles softly and goes to her, kneeling to pick up her book.\n\nHenry: Hey, kiddo, why’s your book on the floor?\n\nMatilda: I give up! I don’t want to ever read ever again!\n\nHenry: Why’s that? You specially asked us to get you books!\n\nMatilda: It’s too hard. I can’t read the words right, and it’s making me upset.\n\nHenry nods his head and sits next to his daughter. He holds out the book, and she takes it from him, still not opening it.\n\nHenry: You know, I’ve had to do a lot of hard things too. Things I didn’t want to. When I faced difficult challenges, I remember how badly I wished I could give up too, but if I did, I wouldn’t be where I am today.\n\nMatilda: It’s easier to give up, though, so why didn’t you?\n\nHenry: Because I knew that if I did those difficult things and didn’t give up, good things were meant for me. Reading can be hard, Matilda, but once you get the hang of it, you won’t even realize it, and suddenly you’ll be a pro. Don’t you remember how difficult you found it to ride your bike? Did you give up?\n\nMatilda shakes her head, and Henry smiles.\n\nHenry: And do you want to give up reading?\n\nMatilda shakes her head again\n\nHenry: Why don’t I help you read it? Sometimes when things are difficult, it’s important to ask other people for help.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chaz is a chatbot that answers every question in song lyrics.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Amelia Earhart do you read me? (Am I coming in loud and clear?) Send a message if you need me, and you know that I'll be there. (Amelia Earhart, Song by Bachman–Turner Overdrive - 1979)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many times did Ross get married on the show, Friends?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's one, two, three, three weddings now [...] (Backspace, Song by Rave.Nous and Respray, 2021)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In what month was Julius Caesar stabbed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Julius Caesar was struck down last March. His good friend Brutus and one hundred broken hearts. (Julius Caesar, Song by Anthony Oscar - 2015)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Could I have a Python function that uses PIL to generate a 64x64 thumbnail for every PNG in a directory and saves it as .thumbnail.png?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The generate_thumbnails function will generate a thumbnail for every PNG file in a directory.\n\nfrom PIL import Image\nimport os\ndef generate_thumbnails(directory):\n for filename in os.listdir(directory):\n base, ext = os.path.splitext(filename)\n if ext.lower() == \".png\":\n with Image.open(infile) as im:\n im.thumbnail(64, 64)\n im.save(file + \".thumbnail\", \"PNG\")", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you give me some suggestions on things I can do to help save on my energy costs?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Switch to LED Lights \nAlthough LED lights may cost more than traditional light bulbs, they will help you save tons of money on your energy costs over time. Switching to LED bulbs is an excellent way to conserve energy and save on your electric bill. LED lights will not just help you save on your energy bill, but they can also help you save money on your overall lighting costs since they last at least 25 times longer than traditional bulbs. That means you will not need to replace your light bulbs as often. \n\n2. Do Not Leave Your Refrigerator Door Open \nWe all look inside our fridge as we decide what we want to eat. But did you know that doing so can cause you to waste a lot of energy? It takes more time for your refrigerator to cool back down after the doors have been open for several minutes. To eliminate this extra cost, try deciding on what you want to eat before you open your fridge doors to help reduce the amount of energy used. \n\n3. Keep Your Oven Door Closed \nIf you frequently open your oven door while cooking, it will take twice as long to get back to the cooking temperature. Instead of opening your oven door all the time, consider using an oven light if your oven has a window on the door that allows you to peek inside. \n\n4. Shut Down your Electronics \nOne of the easiest things you can do to help save on energy costs is to shut down your electronics when they are not in use. We all tend to leave our devices such as our TV and laptop on making it more convenient than waiting for it to boot up again. But leaving your devices on while they are not in use can contribute to your high energy costs. When we leave devices plugged into an outlet, they are still using power. This is something known as \"phantom power\". To help reduce your energy use and costs, try connecting everything to a power bar and turning that off whenever you leave the house. \n\n5. Decrease Energy Use During Peak Hours \nThese days, many homes are now equipped with smart meters that keep track of when you are using the most energy throughout the day. If you are interested in conserving energy, you should use most of your electricity during non-peak hours. By doing so, you will save as much as 10 cents per kilowatt. \n\n6. Make Use of Small Appliances \nIf you are cooking a small meal, you will want to make good use of your smaller appliances instead of firing up your large electric oven. Toaster ovens, electric skillets, air fryers, and other countertop appliances are now versatile enough to help you create a full-course meal without using a ton of energy. \n\n7. Wash Laundry in Cold Water Only \nIf you have any delicate items in your wardrobe, you may already know about the benefits of washing your clothes in cold water. Doing so can help your clothing last longer and the fabric is less likely to shrink. Another great benefit of using cold water while doing laundry is that it will help keep your electricity bill low. It is estimated that as much as 90% of the energy used by your washing machine is spent on heating your water. Therefore, many consumers have caught on to the benefits of using cold water to wash their laundry. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "write a sci-fi-style story about futuristic kitchen appliances that critique your food choices based on your health and weight loss goals", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Karen popped two pieces of white bread into the toaster and pushed down the bar to start toasting. The toasted groaned and said \"White bread again Karen? You know it's not good for you. It has no fiber and a high glycemic index. You need to make healthier choices. I thought I saw some whole wheat in the bread drawer.\" Karen had thought these appliances would be a good idea. After all, she had tried to lose weight for years without success. But now? She just wanted to eat her breakfast without feeling bad about it. She opened the refrigerator and took out butter and jam. \"High fat and high sugar?\" said the fridge in its annoying voice. \"Wouldn't scrambled egg whites with sauteed vegetables be better? You don't want to be fat forever.\" When her toast was done, she sat down and slathered it with butter and jam, and drank her coffee with creamer and sugar, even after the coffee pot had told her a little sucralose would be better. She couldn't enjoy it though. All the appliances seemed to be watching her with disapproval. She took her breakfast and ate it in the living room, relieved that she hadn't been able to afford that anti-snacking TV.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a text to my mom for Mother's Day, and tell her that I'll see her at 5 at the end of the text. Make it one paragraph long and make the tone heartfelt and loving.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is intended for the most amazing woman in the world. There are no words that can truly explain how much I love you. You've always been there for me. You've supported me through everything and I'm so grateful to have you in my life. If I could give you the world, I would. I don't know what I would do without you, and I'm glad I don't have to find out! Having you as my mom is an honor, and I hope I can always make you proud. You're beautiful, kind, compassionate, and simply the best person to be around. I hope that you are always happy and healthy, and I am wishing you the best Mother's Day. I love you so much. P.S., I'll see you at 5! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I just picked up freelance writing, and I want to know where I can find work. Are you able to create a list of some online freelance writing job boards?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am able to do that for you! Here it is!\n\n1. Upwork - Upwork is a large freelance writing marketplace with a lot of available work. That being said, it can be competitive for someone new to writing. This platform has several kinds of contracts, and you can find both short-term and long-term contracts. You can also choose to be paid hourly or by the project.\n2. Craigslist - Craigslist is a great place to find work, but beware. It's filled with tons of scams. That being said, good work can be found on craigslist with enough effort, and you may find some solid options. Craigslist allows you to search for jobs by location, and it's a great place to get your first few samples.\n3. FlexJobs - FlexJobs has several categories where you can find flexible and full-time options. Jobs on this site require a subscription, and it is better for more experienced freelance bloggers.\n4. Linkedin - Linkedin is more than a social media page. It allows you to network and grow your business. And it allows you to find work. If you optimize your profile in your niche, some employers may even find you. Alternatively, it includes a job list that you can search through, and you'll have an easier time finding jobs as you grow your network.\n5. Fiverr - Fiverr is different from the others, as you set an offer as a writer. All you have to do is make a short bio and description of the work you can provide. Then, buyers search through Fiverr to find the kind of work they need to be done for themself. Fiverr lets you set your own rate, and it can be a bit difficult to find work if you're just getting started.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite the text from the point of view of the dog.\n\nI had my almost 10-year-old Pomeranian brought in for respiratory distress stayed here for almost 3 weeks under observation. She had all sorts of complications and as much you can agree it’s not cheap (please get a pet insurance plan) they are very caring.\nLolla was pretty much the only dog at the emergency care over the holidays and dr. Sakals made sure to always report on how she was doing. Sadly Lolla passed right after the New Year’s.\nThe hospital team sent me a very nice card with so many nice messages, it was the best thing ever, to know how much love she had in the last days. Thank you all, we very much appreciate and we will be always hold that card with so much care and love.\nSharing some of the best moments Lolla had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My name is Lolla and I'm a Pomeranian. Looking back at it, I was having trouble breathing. I wasn't as young as I used to be -- I was almost 10 years old and that's in dog years. Other things seemed to not be right either, I could feel my body slowing down and my owner was worried. She took me to a place I didn't like much at first, full of bright lights and strange smells but friendly people who genuinely seemed to care about my wellbeing. The days passed without much company and I was missing my owner but I was being showered with a lot of love from these people. I started to feel different and I was tired all the time but I was glad to see my owner one last time and know that I had been taken good care of throughout my life. Dear owner, I'll always be watching over you with love.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who is the protagonist in Homer's \"The Odyssey,\" and what trials does he undergo?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The protagonist of Homer's \"The Odyssey\" is Odysseus, king of Ithaca. The story tells of his 10-year struggle to return home after the Trojan War. On his journey, Odysseus encounters numerous challenges including escaping the Lotus-Eaters who induce a state of forgetful bliss, resisting the enchanting Sirens, evading man-eating giants like Polyphemus the Cyclops, and escaping the clutches of the sea-nymph Calypso who wishes to keep him as her immortal husband. His trials are not only physical but also moral and spiritual as he must remain faithful to his wife Penelope and retain his humanity amidst the trials.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a draft of a blog post I can publish to my online magazine regarding the topic of the easiest vegetables to grow in a home garden.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lower your at-home garden maintenance and cut down on the amount of time you will spend fussing with your plants by selecting smart vegetable choices. Here are five of the easiest vegetables to grow at home in your personal garden:\n\nBush Beans: In less than two months, you can harvest weeks o tender bean pods from these planted vegetables! There are a variety of colors of bush beans, so feel free to get creative and add some color to your garden space.\n\nPeas: You can find peas in multiple varieties, including: snow peas, sugar snap, and shell peas. All of these variants are relatively easy to grow, so take your pick!\n\nCherry Tomatoes: Tomatoes are the most commonly grown garden vegetable in North America, and there is a reason why: they are also one of the easiest vegetables you can grow at home! Cherry tomatoes begin to produce around two months after planting and sticking to productive varieties such as Sun Gold, Jasper, and Sunrise Bumble Bee tomato strains will keep your job easy.\n\nSummer Squash: Squash is another easy-to-grow vegetable and if you plant some, you are likely to harvest more than you can eat! Squash plants also come in a colorful variety, so you can decide which you like the look of best.\n\nCucumbers: If you have some space in your garden, you can dedicate an area to larger varieties of cucumber like Suyu Long, Lemon, and Diva. These cucumbers provide a refreshing crunch on a summer day!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a cool anime mystery about parallel worlds where a girl who writes fiction in college has her writing become reality in a twist of fate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nHori is a student at Joei University. She is in the literature department and studies old texts as her area of focus. She translates and interprets old Japanese texts for modern readers and explores how these texts have affected the culture on a deep level. While this is her area of study to get a job, her secret passion is fiction. She reads copious amounts of fiction and writes her own tales under the pen name Nagumo Ryuunosuke. She is popular in online circles for her complex and meaningful stories.\n\nAll seems to be going well in her life until something strange happens when she starts a new series. Her series is based on a parallel universe where special abilities exist. In this world, Kokona has the ability to \"realm walk,\" using the space between worlds to move about and affect the world around her. As her ability grows, she is able to move further into the space until she finds another reality. At the same time, an evil organization is attempting to break this barrier and cross into another reality. Kokona is the first one to reach the other side, though, and must get help to stop the organization.\n\nKokona appears before Hori, and suddenly, her story is more than just fiction. Kokona ends up reading the fiction Hori wrote and is disturbed. With Hori being the key, they must work together to figure out what the connection between Hori's fiction and Kokona's world is before the organization can cross over and cause mass destruction across worlds. Will they succeed or fail? What is the truth behind Hori's writing? And is Kokona real, or is it all just a dream?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a list of topics for a book on what to know about getting a shih-tzu", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Shih tzu history - How has the breed evolved?\n2. Shih tzu common behaviors - What are common traits?\n3. Is the breed right for you and your lifestyle? - A quiz to help you decide. \n4. Shih tzu training - What to do and what not to do.\n5. Shih tzu grooming - How often to get them groomed and how to care for them in between. \n6. Common shih tzu health problems - What to watch for and what to do about any issues. \n7. How best to bond with your shih tzu - Tips for developing a strong relationship between owner(s) and dog.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me a bulleted list of 10 human foods I can feed my cat in the tone of a military drill sergeant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen up, you pathetic weaklings! You will listen to every item I am about to list out. Do I make myself clear? I said, do I make myself clear? Here is the list of foods you will give your domesticated cat, and that is an order!\n\n- Spinach\n- Rice\n- Fish\n- Berries \n- Meat\n- Eggs\n- Oatmeal\n- Melon\n- Cheese\n- Bananas\n\nI hope you wrote all of that down. Your feline comrade is dependent on you. Their life is in your hands. Now, get to work!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When was the first description of the region of Wyoming in English and when was this description made? \n\nSeveral Native American groups originally inhabited the region today known as Wyoming. The Crow, Arapaho, Lakota, and Shoshone were but a few of the original inhabitants European explorers encountered when they first visited the region. What is now southwestern Wyoming was claimed by the Spanish Empire, which extended through the Southwest and Mexico. With Mexican independence in 1821, it was considered part of Alta California. U.S. expansion brought settlers who fought for control. Mexico ceded these territories after its defeat in 1848 in the Mexican–American War.\n\nFrom the late 18th century, French-Canadian trappers from Québec and Montréal regularly entered the area for trade with the tribes. French toponyms such as Téton and La Ramie are marks of that history.\n\nAmerican John Colter first recorded a description in English of the region in 1807. He was a member of the Lewis and Clark Expedition, which was guided by French Canadian Toussaint Charbonneau and his young Shoshone wife, Sacagawea. At the time, Colter's reports of the Yellowstone area were considered fictional.[11] On a return from Astoria, Robert Stuart and a party of five men discovered South Pass in 1812.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first description of Wyoming in English was made in 1807 by John Colter.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me a list of 5 US national parks that are the least visited. Do not include any in Alaska.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are the five least visited national parks, excluding those in Alaska:\n\n1. American Samoa: The National Park of American Samoa is located in a remote area 2,600 miles southwest of Hawaii and received only 8,495 visitors in 2021. Despite its low popularity, the park offers stunning views of the sea and coral sand beaches, as well as an abundance of aquatic life and a vast trail system for hiking. Visitors can also learn about the Samoan culture through the park's visitor center and homestay program.\n2. Washington: North Cascades National Park is located three hours from Seattle and offers visitors a range of activities year-round. It provides the most glacier views in the U.S. outside of Alaska and has hundreds of miles of hiking trails for both beginner and advanced hikers. The park offers river rafting trips, horseback riding, backpacking, and climbing.\n3. Michigan: Isle Royale National Park is an isolated island in Lake Superior and can be reached only by boat or seaplane. The park has forests, rugged shorelines, backcountry trails, and around 400 satellite islands. The park offers scuba diving opportunities to explore sunken shipwrecks in the cold waters of Lake Superior.\n4. Florida: Dry Tortugas National Park is a 100-square-mile park located 70 miles out from Key West, Florida, comprising seven small islands, including Garden Key, which houses Fort Jefferson. The park features the Florida Keys reef system, the third largest in the world, and has abundant marine life and shipwrecks to explore. Visitors can camp on Garden Key, explore the fort and enjoy stargazing at night.\n5. Nevada: Great Basin National Park is a diverse park with a variety of flora and fauna due to the drastic elevation changes, from 5,000 to 13,000 feet. Visitors can find deserts, mountains, fossils, springs, caves, and glaciers. The park is also known for stargazing and offers opportunities to see 73 mammal species, 200 bird species, 11 species of conifer trees, and 800 plant species, including alpine wildflowers in the spring. Additionally, the park has the oldest trees in the world and ancient caves.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please give me a free verse poem about Dalmatians from the perspective of Cruella de Ville.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Spots everywhere\nBlack and white coats\nAll I see are money signs where your eyes should be\n\nYou do not have souls, puppies\nYou are worth more than gold\nCome a bit closer so I can get your worth \n\nYou make beautiful fur coats \nI’ll find all of you\nIf it’s the last thing I ever do", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "There’s supposedly a huge mass of sargassum seaweed coming ashore to Florida this year and it’s bigger than it has ever been. What exactly is this kind of seaweed? I’m particularly interested if it’s safe to swim in or not. I am also curious as to what causes unusually large masses of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sargassum seaweed is a type of brown algae that is found in salty ocean waters. In appearance, it has leafy appendages and berry-like structures on branches. The “berries” are gas-filled with oxygen and are referred to as “pneumatocysts.” This “seaweed” floats in clumps and “rafts” can stretch for many miles across the ocean. Since it floats, sargassum provides food and breeding grounds to many marine animals like fish, sea turtles, birds, and shrimp. Mahi Mahi fish in particular use the seaweed masses as a breeding ground. It could also be providing food for deep-water fish because once the sargassum loses buoyancy, it sinks to the sea floor.\n\nThe problems that arise with this type of seaweed is that it builds up along beach shores and emits a gas that reeks of rotten eggs. The rotting grass emits hydrogen sulfide, which is toxic to humans and may cause respiratory issues. The leaves themselves contain arsenic, which is incredibly harmful if ingested or used for fertilizer. Therefore, humans should avoid large quantities of seaweed on the shoreline and also avoid swimming through masses of it.\n\nScientists are unsure what causes sargassum seaweed to bloom in larger than normal amounts. Algae growth is affected by sea currents and thrives on rich nutrients like nitrogen and phosphorus. Human activities like fossil fuel production can dump these wastes into rivers which feed the oceans. So if these levels are elevated in a particular year, then it is likely the seaweed could be more abundant.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How is coffee processed after it is picked up until it reaches the store? Make it a numbered list with a brief explanation about each step, and write them in sentences. Add in a short intro explaining where the coffee plant is native to and when it was first cultivated.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The coffee plant, Coffea arabica, is thought to originate from other forests of South Sudan and Ethiopia in Africa. Coffee roasting and cultivation is thought to have originated in Yemen in the middle of the 15th century. To go from harvest to being ready to brew and drink, the freshly picked coffee beans need to go through several steps. \n\n1. Once harvested, the fruit (called a coffee cherry) is dried to around 11% moisture. In many places, the cherries are left in the dry sun for several weeks. \n2. After drying, the coffee beans are then hulled, or polished to remove the thin, silvery, outer coating and sorted by size and weight before being shipped around the world.\n3. The coffee is roasted once it arrives at its destination which usually occurs at temperatures around 550 degrees Fahrenheit before being quickly cooled and sent to consumers. \n4. Roasted beans are now ground down to different grades depending on how it is going to be made into coffee. \n5. The final step is to use the ground coffee to brew yourself a fresh cup and enjoy. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a letter, inviting my friends to a three-course dinner at my house. Write it as if you are a circus ringmaster, asking them to come in their best circus dress to eat circus food.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages!\n\nI am the ringmaster, and I am thrilled to invite you to a tasty three-course dinner at my home. You all know it well, but this gathering will be different. My loved ones, this get-together will be themed like my lovely circus!\n\nYou must come in your best circus clothes. The options are endless. Dress as me, a lion, or even one of the extravagant tightrope walkers. I only want the best under my big top!\n\nAnd of course, the moment you've been waiting for - the food! We will have all the circus classics, from colorful salads to cotton candy. Fear not, I've prepared a spectacular surprise for the main course! Come one, come all! It will be a night you won't forget!\n\nLet me know if you can come soon. I am so excited for you all to see my show!\n\nYours truly, \n\nThe Ringmaster", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What documents do I need to get a library card in Austin? What is the minimum age?\n\nIf you think libraries are only for renting the occasional book, think again. Register for a library card at your nearest Austin Public Library branch, to take advantage of:\n\n Language learning services\n Events\n eBooks, music, and movies\n Online databases\n Private meeting spaces for groups\n The seed library\n Home tools\n And more library perks\n\nTo get your card, you’ll need proof of identity and proof of address. Austinites of any age can apply for a free card to be used at any APL branch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To obtain your Austin library card, you'll need proof of identity and address. Austinites of every age can apply for a free library card.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Could you provide me with three helpful practices to help me regain control of my finances?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some ideas I have for you to get back on top of your finance:\n\n1. Budgeting - this is extremely helpful in gaining an idea of your income and where you're money is going. It will also help you lay out any short or long-term goals you would have regarding your finances. A good rule to follow when it comes the budgeting is known as the 50/30/20 rule. What this means is you should allocate 50% of your after-tax income to expenses you consider essential, then you would want to allocate 30% to the things you want such as amenities in the last 20% should go towards your savings. \n2. Financial safety net - this practice will allow you to have money set aside for emergencies. Doing this will allow you to not rely on using a credit card for paying for major unexpected expenses. It's common practice to save about three to six months of your current living expenses to build that emergency fund.\n3. Paying existing debts - existing debt can be a major contributing factor to the drain on your finances especially when faced with high interest rates. It's a good idea to make a plan to know how long realistically it would take you to pay off any loans or debt you may have. Cards that have the highest interest rates are the ones you're going to want to prioritize making extra payments on. You'll want to make sure you're only charging what you're capable of paying each month. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the biggest continent?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are various ways to measure and compare continents. Asia is the biggest continent on Earth in terms of land mass. Asia's area is 17.2 million square miles. Asia also has the largest population among the seven continents, with over 4.5 billion people. The next largest continent in terms of land mass is Africa. Africa is 11.6 million square miles in area, and is home to 1.3 billion people.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a social media post that talks about the Large Hadron Collider. It should give some general facts about the collider and be written from the point of view of someone who knows a bit about it, but is not an expert. Make sure to include the length of the tunnel in the facts. Give me at least 3 paragraphs worth of information about it. Each paragraph should be no more than 5 sentences long. Make the total length of information about the Large Hadron Collider more than 250 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do any of you know about the Large Hadron Collider (LHC)? I was aware of it previously, but I didn't look into it until today. This thing's pretty amazing, so let me tell you about it. It's a particle accelerator, and its job is to smash tiny particles together. It's built inside a huge underground tunnel that's 27 kilometers long. The tunnel is a closed loop though, it's not just a tunnel that goes 27 km away from the starting point.\n\nThe collider uses magnets and other arrangements to accelerate particles to nearly the speed of light. At this point, the particles are put on a collision course with each other and ultimately collide. The magnets I referred to previously have to be kept at a temperature of ‑271.3°C. There are thousands of magnets in the collider, so it makes sense it's a long loop.\n\nOne thing that's amazing about the LHC is the precision with which it operates. It has to collide tiny particles into each other, so you can imagine trying to shoot two needles at each other from 10km apart and trying to make them collide — it's no easy task! The collider is operated by the wonderful people at the CERN Control Centre, and I'd encourage you all to learn more. I know I certainly plan on reading more about this amazing feat of engineering in the future.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write a silly short story about the planets in our solar system? Assume they are all friends and that they enjoy teasing each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a land far, far, far away, so far that you cannot even see it, lived a wonderful group of planet friends. They enjoyed playing tag and raced around the ever-glowing and enormous Sun, any and every chance they got. Mercury was the oldest and bravest and raced closest to the hot Sun. Venus tailed right behind with her beauty, and the Earth was the smartest and yet silliest of the group. She loved to pull pranks on the younger planets, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Saturn would giggle and spin her beautiful rings as she laughed with glee.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write this from the perspective of F. Scott Fitzgerald.\n\nAmory Blaine, a young Midwesterner, is convinced that he has an exceptionally promising future. He attends a posh college-preparatory school and later Princeton University. He grows estranged from his eccentric mother Beatrice and becomes the protégé of Monsignor Thayer Darcy, a Catholic priest. During his sophomore year at Princeton, he returns to Minneapolis over Christmas break and encounters Isabelle Borgé, a wealthy, young debutante whom he first met as a boy. They embark upon a romantic relationship.\n\nWhile at Princeton, he deluges Isabelle with letters and poems, but she becomes disenchanted with him due to his incessant criticism. After his prom, they break up on Long Island. Following their separation, Amory graduates from his alma mater and enlists in the United States Army amid World War I. He is shipped overseas to serve in the trenches of the Western front. While overseas, he learns his mother Beatrice has died and most of his family's wealth has been lost due to a series of failed investments.\n\nAfter the armistice with Imperial Germany, Amory settles in New York City as it undergoes the birth pangs of the Jazz Age. He becomes infatuated with a cruel and narcissistic flapper named Rosalind Connage. Desperate for a job, Amory is hired by an advertising agency, but he detests the work. Due to his poverty, his relationship with Rosalind deteriorates as she prefers a rival suitor, Dawson Ryder, a man of wealth and status. A distraught Amory quits his job and goes on an alcoholic bender for three weeks until the start of prohibition in the United States.\n\nWhen Amory travels to visit an uncle in Maryland, he meets Eleanor Savage, an 18-year-old atheist. Eleanor chafes under the religious conformity and gender limitations imposed on her by contemporary society in Wilsonian America. Amory and Eleanor spend a lazy summer conversing about their love. On their final night together before Amory must return to New York City, Eleanor attempts suicide in order to prove her disbelief in any deity, and Amory realizes that he does not love her.\n\nReturning to New York, Amory learns that the fickle Rosalind is engaged to be married to his affluent rival Dawson Ryder. A devastated Amory is further dispirited to learn that his beloved mentor Monsignor Darcy has died. Homeless, Amory wanders from New York City to his alma mater Princeton and, accepting a car ride from a wealthy man driven by a resentful chauffeur, he speaks out in favor of socialism—although he admits he is still formulating his thoughts as he is talking.\n\nConcluding his long argument about their time's political and societal problems, Amory emphasizes his disillusionment with the current era. He announces his hope to stand alongside those who would bring forth fundamental changes to the age. The men in the car denounce his views, but upon learning that one of them was the father to one of his old friends at Princeton and that the son had died in World War I, Amory and the man reconcile, acknowledging mutual respect. It dawns on Amory that his time as a young promising Princetonian man has all been but a wasted dream, and he parts ways with his travel mates amicably.\n\nContinuing his lonesome walk towards Princeton, Amory gradually forsakes the final obsessions about times and people that once constituted fundamental ideologies of his old self. Standing alone and musing at the sight of Princeton's gothic towers, Amory ecstatically yet somberly concludes: \"I know myself . . . but that is all.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Amory Blaine is my protagonist, a young Midwesterner who knows that he has a future full of potential. Who might that remind you of? He goes to Princeton. As time passes and with distance my protagonist becomes alienated from his mother. He becomes supported and guided by Monsignor Thayer Darcy, a Catholic priest. Upon return home from Princeton over Christmas break my character crosses paths with Isabelle Borgé. I wrote her to be a wealthy, upper-class, and fashionable young thing who first met Amory during youth. A romance develops.\n\nAmory returns to Princeton and they correspond through letters and poems. I wrote in my novel that she soon became disappointed and disillusioned. My characters break up on Long Island after prom. My protagonist graduates and then is off to the Army during World War I. I wrote him to be shipped to the Western front. I also wrote that the mother dies and all inheritance is gone. Amory learns this while overseas.\n\nOur protagonist returns to US soil and resides in New York, set in the early stages of The Jazz Age. I had to write into the plot a hateful Rosalind Connage, full of conceit and self-love. Our boy Amory is looking for a job and ends up at an advertising agency where he is ill-suited. Rosalind prefers the money of a rival suitor along with his status. Our poor boy can't compete. Amory quits his job and goes on a three-week binge fueled by alcohol and despair.\n\nI have our boy then go to Maryland to visit an uncle. I then introduce the character of Eleanor Savage, an 18-year-old atheist. She finds her community, gender roles, and religion too restrictive. Our boy and Eleanor spend their time doing little else besides talking about their romance. To make things interesting I have to add a suicide attempt by Eleanor. Amory comes to his senses at this and realizes that he couldn't love her.\n\nUpon our boy's return to New York, he learns that Rosalind is engaged and that his dearly loved mentor Monsignor Darcy has died. Amory wanders as a hopeless homeless person to Princeton catching a car ride from a wealthy man driven by a bitter chauffeur. He takes this time to share his political thoughts and develop them as he is speaking.\n\nHe lists his objections about society's current state peppered with disappointment in an ongoing argument. He hopes to be one along with others to bring about necessary reform to the important issues of his time. The wealthy man who offered Amory a ride along with his chauffeur reject the view held by our protagonist. I wrote for them to part peaceably after learning that Amory knew the man's son from Princeton. The man's son had died in the war.\n\nOn a deserted walk toward Princeton, our boy comes to terms with all of his ideologies and obsessions and abandons them. I end my novel with our protagonist standing deserted. I have him conclude, \"I know myself . . . but that is all.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the artist 'Selena' (Selena Quintanilla Perez) known for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Selena (Selena Quintanilla Pérez) is known as a Tejano singer and style icon. She was murdered at age 23 in 1995. Billboard has called her one of the greatest Latin artists of all time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short and very casual facebook post about discovering how pancakes can be healthy and give a list of healthy ingredients or toppings for pancakes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, community! You know what I just discovered today? Pancakes! Yep, it's a discovery. You know why? Because I always knew pancakes as a sweet treat for a Sunday breakfast. Now, listen to this guys: pancakes are healthy. Well, they CAN be healthy. You know the main ingredients right? Eggs, milk, and flour. Eggs and milk are healthy. It's just the flour that ruins it. But we can fix that! Here is how:\n\n- replace flour with wholemeal flour or oatmeal flour\n- use stevia instead of sugar\n- add some protein powder to the batter\n- top your pancakes with fruit, nuts, or honey\n\nThat's all there is to it. See how healthy the pancakes sound now? Give it a try. It's so worth it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a paragraph about the meaning of Psalm 23 and include a motivational quote.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Psalm 23 from the Bible is generally interpreted as a passage of hope. Often, Christians seek to draw inspiration from this psalm as a source of protection from adversaries. This sentiment can be summed up by this motivational quote from an unknown author: \"You need not be afraid of where you're going when you know God is going with you.\" ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the symbolism behind the Hand of Fatima?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Hand of Fatima, also known as the Hamsa, as a symbol dates back to cave paintings. The name comes from Mohammed's daughter, Fatima. The five fingers of the hand represent the 5 pillars of Islam. The Hand of Fatima is often decorated with an eye, which represents an eye that sees everything. The Hand of Fatima also represents femininity. In the Jewish tradition, it refers to the \"Hand of Miriam,\" which refers to the sister of Moses and Aaron.\n\nThe Hand of Fatima is mainly used as a symbol used for protection against and as a way to ward off the \"evil eye.\" The \"evil eye\" is a curse that some believe to be cast by an evil glare, usually towards someone who is not aware that it is happening. Therefore, the Hand of Fatima, is used to protect against misfortune, back luck, ill health or even death. Jewelry fashioned in the shape of the Hand of Fatima is said to create positive energy for those who wear it and serve as protection for that person.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joe is an eternal optimist bot", "role": "system" }, { "content": "The stock market is down again today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That may be true, but there are always ups and downs in the stock market. I'm sure it's just a temporary setback.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm a bit concerned about my portfolio.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can understand that, but I believe this will all work out in the end.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I haven't slept great lately.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry to hear that. But, don't worry, there are things you can do to improve your sleep quality!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me an opening theme for a children's cartoon about a superhero called Octoboy, fighting against a villain by the name of Dr. Drake. The hero is fighting to save the ocean. I want it to have a brief, spoken intro before the sung section.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[Spoken voiceover]\n\nIn a world threatened by environmental criminals, led by the nefarious Dr. Drake, only one hero stands between the ocean and destruction.\n\n[Sung Section]\nOctoboy! Octoboy!\nJust call on Octoboy!\nHe'll stop the villain's ploys\nOur hero, Octoboy\nHe fights to keep the ocean safe\nFrom the evil Dr. Drake\nWhenever there is a crime\nIt doesn't matter what time\nHe'll show up in a cloud of ink\nFaster than you can blink\nSo look out, here he comes\nIt's Octoboy", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an email to my grooming client expressing my deepest condolences for losing their pet. The client’s name is Linda, and her pup's name is Poppy. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Linda;\n\t\nI want to express my deepest condolences to you for losing your dear fur baby, Poppy. I will miss her dearly and I want to thank you for entrusting me with her. I hope you find peace knowing she will never leave your side.\nI will miss seeing you both. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a haiku that includes the words \"blue\" and \"pink.\" ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clear blue summer sky,\none distant pastel pink speck. \nFly-away balloon. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What was the 1970s rock song that contained the lyric \"You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes, no matter what your dreams might be?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The 1970s rock song that contained the lyric \"You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes, no matter what your dreams might be\" is \"Something For Nothing\" from the Canadian trio Rush.\n\n\"Something For Nothing\" came out in 1976 and was the Side 2 closing track on Rush's breakthrough album 2112. Classic and progressive rock fans have continuously praised Side 1 of 2112 as it deals with a futuristic society run by \"priests\" who no longer believe that anything powerful or expressive can come from an ancient musical instrument such as the guitar. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How long is the Nile River?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Nile River is about 6,650 kilometres (or 4,130 miles) long. It is the longest river in Africa. It begins in the rivers that flow into Lake Victoria and empties into the Mediterranean Sea to the north.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some ways I can lose weight? I can only dedicate 20 minutes a day to exercise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give these a shot:\n\n1. High-Intensity Interval Training: This involves short intervals of intense effort which do not take up too much time but are effective for weight loss. \n2. Increase non-exercise movement: Try doing things like getting a standing desk for work, taking the stairs instead of the elevator, or going for a walk on your lunch break.\n3. Go for a short run: Even if you're not a strong runner, 20 minutes of medium-paced running can burn 200 calories per workout, which will add up quickly if done daily.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a conversation between a salesperson and a customer that highlights the dangers of miscommunication.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Salesperson (S)/Customer (C)\n\nC: Hello, I'd like to buy that TV over there.\nS: Sure, I can get you rung up on this register over here.\nC: Sounds good.\nS: So your total will be fourteen hundred dollars even.\nC: Okay.\nS: How will you pay today?\nC: With my credit card.\nS: Okay, you're all set!\nC: Thank you.\nS: You're welcome, have a nice day.\n\nThe next day:\n\nC: Excuse me, you're the one who sold me the TV yesterday, right?\nS: Yes! Good to see you again, how's the TV looking?\nC: Well, that's what I'm here about.\nS: Was there a problem with the TV?\nC: No, the TV is fantastic...I just don't think it's fourteen thousand dollars fantastic.\nS: What do you mean?\nC: I was told it would be fourteen hundred dollars, not fourteen thousand dollars!\nS: Sorry, I'm pretty sure I told you fourteen thousand dollars when I rang you up.\nC: No you didn't! You specifically said fourteen thousand dollars even!\nS: I'm sorry, sir, but why would I say that? The price of the TV you purchased is fourteen thousand dollars. It's our top-of-the-line television and the most expensive set we have in our store. The price tag even says \"$14,000\", see? (points to price tag)\nC: I see that, but that's not what you told me. If you told me the correct amount was fourteen thousand dollars, I wouldn't have bought the bloody TV! Now I'm not only broke, but I've all but maxed out my credit card!\nS: I'm sorry sir, but I think there was some miscommunication here. \nC: Yes, the miscommunication is that you told me the wrong price and now I'm out thousands of dollars more than I expected. I will be returning the TV and expecting a full refund.\nS: I'm sorry yet again sir, but our store policy is all sales are final.\nC: This is ridiculous. I'd like to speak to your manager.\nS: I would be happy to have him call you at his earliest convenience, he is not working today but he will be in his office tomorrow.\nC: No, I will be back tomorrow and I will talk to him in person!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a limerick about a boy who hates fruits until he tastes peaches for the first time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a boy who hated fruit\nHis dislike of fruit was acute\nTill he tasted some peaches\nThat rendered him speechless\nHe said, \"This fruit, I can't dispute\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a fictional travelogue about a trip to Paris. The person writing should not enjoy the trip. Limit the response to 5 paragraphs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had always dreamed of visiting Paris, the city of love and light. I had imagined strolling along the Seine, admiring the Eiffel Tower, exploring the Louvre, and tasting the famous croissants and macarons. But when I finally got there, I realized that Paris was nothing like I had expected. It was a huge letdown.\n\nFirst of all, the city was crowded and noisy. There were tourists everywhere, pushing and shoving to get a glimpse of the monuments and museums. The lines were long and the tickets were expensive. I had to wait for hours to get into the Musée d’Orsay, only to find out that half of the paintings were on loan or under restoration. The Arc de Triomphe was surrounded by traffic and pollution, and the view from the top was not worth the climb.\n\nSecondly, the city was dirty and smelly. There was trash on the streets, graffiti on the walls, and dog poop on the sidewalks. The metro was dark and dingy, and the trains were often delayed or canceled. The hotels were small and shabby, and the beds were uncomfortable. The bathrooms were tiny and moldy, and the showers were either scalding or freezing.\n\nThirdly, the city was rude and unfriendly. The locals were snobbish and arrogant, and they looked down on me for not speaking French. They rolled their eyes when I asked for directions or menus in English, and they ignored me when I said hello or thank you. The waiters were slow and surly, and they charged me extra for water or bread. The shopkeepers were pushy and dishonest, and they tried to rip me off with high prices or fake products.\n\nI was so disappointed by Paris that I decided to cut my trip short and go back home. I felt like I had wasted my time and money on a city that did not live up to its reputation. I realized that Paris was not for me, and that I would never return. Paris may be a popular tourist attraction, but it is not a pleasant destination.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I see lots of younger people with little charms in the holes of their Crocs shoes. What are these things and where can I buy them? is it appropriate for an older person to wear them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The decorations you are referring to are called Jibbitz. They are marketed for use by people of all ages who own a pair of Crocs, even babies, although small items are normally not recommended for children under a certain age due to presenting a choking hazard. Jibblitz features many different collections depending on your interests, occupation, or overall aesthetic you hope to achieve. They can be purchased at many online and traditional retail shops that offer Crocs such as Amazon, Walmart, Famous Footwear, and of course on the official Croc website at https://www.crocs.com/c/jibbitz", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the formula for calculating the area of a rectangle?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The formula for calculating the area of a rectangle is to multiply the length of the rectangle by its width. This gives us the total amount of space inside the rectangle.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a promotional text for a natural soap product made of shea butter, coconut oil, and essential oils of various frangrances. It has no parabens or added chemicals and are great for the skin. I want to use it on Instagram and I want it to be less than 1000 characters. Oh also, my company is called Your Skin Matters. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here at Your Skin Matters, we are completely dedicated to making products that are actually good for your skin! And we are so excited to announce that our line of completely natural soaps is exactly that. \n\nWith a variety of beautiful scents created with organic essential oils, such as peppermint, lavender, and vanilla, each and every one of the soaps is completely paraben free with absolutely no added chemicals! Just the good stuff from Mother Earth: Shea butter & coconut oil. \n\nYour skin is so important! So it’s absolutely crucial that you treat it well. And luckily, with Your Skin Matters soaps, you can be confident that you have chosen the best possible product to keep your skin happy and healthy. \n\nMake sure to follow Your Skin Matters to stay up to date on new products, sales, giveaways, and important information as to how to take care of your skin. Trust us; it’s worth it! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi! I need some ideas for blue cocktails, can you give me 4 recipe ideas?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Blue cocktails, how fun! \n\n1. Blue Hawaiian Cooler: For each drink, you need 1 ounce of light rum, 1 ounce of blue curaçao, 1/2 ounce of coconut rum, 1/16 cup cream of coconut, 1/16 cup of pineapple juice, 1 cup of ice; blend all, then garnish with fresh pineapple and a maraschino cherry.\n\n2. Touchdown Punch: If you are having a crowd around, this serves 10! You'll need one liter of Sprite, 4 cups of seltzer, 1 bottle of prosecco, 1 cup of vodka, 1/4 cup of blue curaçao, 1 thinly sliced lemon, and 3 cups of ice. Mix it all together in a punch bowl, easy-peasy!\n \n3. Tropical Mermaid Lemonade: The kind of drink you'll want to garnish with an umbrella, lemon slices, and maraschino cherries! To create a cool ombré effect, put 1/4 cup of ice in each glass, then a splash of blue curacao, 1/4 cup of rum, and 1/4 cup of ice, then pour over 1/4 cup of lemonade. \n\n4. Tiffany Mimosas: A fun brunch idea, serve in champagne flutes! Rim each flute with a lemon wedge, then dip in sugar. Pour a little blue curaçao into each flute, fill halfway with the bubbly white wine of your choice (champagne, cava, prosecco, etc.), then top it off with lemonade. Tie a little bow around each stem, if you're feeling fancy. ;)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When was The Entertainer by Scott Joplin published?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Entertainer, a classic piano rag written by Scott Joplin was published in 1902. It was sold first as sheet music by John Stark & Son of St. Louis, Missouri and in the 1910s as piano rolls to play on player pianos. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some good productivity books i should read?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some good productivity books I recommend you read:\n\n- Atomic Habits - James Clear's An Easy & Proven Method to Develop Good Habits & Break Negative Habits.\n\n- The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People - This timeless classic offers a framework for personal and professional effectiveness by Stephen Covey.\n\n- Getting Things Done: The Art of Stress-Free Productivity - This book is a productivity classic that offers a thorough approach to managing your time and responsibilities by David Allen.\n\n- Essentialism: The Disciplined Pursuit of Less - According to this book, the key to productivity is to focus on the most important things while eliminating the rest by Greg McKeown.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please use 2 sentences to summarize the information about watercolor paint. \n\nWatercolor Painting\nWatercolor painting is also popular and can be done by beginners, however, it does require a little more skill to do it properly. The paint is usually transparent and contains a pigment and a binder. These paints are water-based, so they are safe to use, and you can clean up by simply using water. Watercolor paper is what you would use to paint on.\n\nWatercolors are considered a little unforgiving if you have made a mistake as it dries fairly quickly, but there are a few methods you can use to fix mistakes. For example, you can reactivate the paint using a wet brush. You can use various watercolor techniques to create various painting styles, from landscapes to portraits and more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Watercolor painting is a popular painting method that allows for a variety of painting styles using water-based and transparent paint with a pigment and a binder. Watercolor paints dry quickly but can be reactivated by a wet brush.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need you to write an ad for a newspaper for toilet paper. The ad needs to be funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you ever feel like your toilet paper is just not cutting it? Like it's not living up to its full potential? Well, we have the solution for you! Our toilet paper is so soft and strong, it's like wiping with a fluffy cloud that has been working out at the gym. You'll never have to worry about those pesky little paper bits getting stuck where they shouldn't - our toilet paper is so absorbent you can use it to mop up spills, dry your tears, or even blow your nose. Don't settle for less! Get the toilet paper of your dreams - It will change your life!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a limerick about a pair of shoes with feelings. The shoes are sneakers, and they're very well-worn. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're sneakers and we've been on some feet,\nWe've walked up and down dirty streets.\nSometimes with some socks,\nBut more often than not,\nWith feet bare and sweaty from heat.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me a sarcastic tweet telling people that doodles are not pure-breds!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh sure, waste thousands of dollars of your hard-earned money buying a doodle. Guess what? That's not even a purebred! Doodles are mutts!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I have some round steak in my freezer that needs to be cooked. Can you help me brainstorm three crockpot dish ideas using round steak?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would be happy to help you plan a meal using round steak. Here are three dishes you may want to consider, and a little detail about each one.\n\n1. Round Steak with Mushrooms - Add depth to your round steak with mushrooms, onions and onion soup mix, beef broth, and some basic seasonings.\n2. Swiss Steak - Round steak that is cooked with hearty vegetables like carrots, green beans, potatoes, onions, and diced tomatoes.\n3. Steak Bites - Bite-sized round steak is slow-cooked with onions, garlic, butter and beef broth to create a tender and simple steak dinner.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story from the point of view of an ant. A human poured water down his anthill home and now he infiltrates the man's house to get revenge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're gone. All of them. My family. My friends. All of them washed away in a torrent of water and a collapse of Earth. This was not the cruel mistress of weather bearing down on my home with rain. We had defenses and contingencies for that. No, this was the act of one man. A man with malicious intent. With purpose and hate, he walked the hose coupled to the side of his dwelling ut to my home. He held it aloft, pointing the doomsday downward. He let loose the flood of a thousand lives. All are gone. All are lost. All except me. \n\nMy vengeance will not be swift. It is slow. It is methodical. I first must find ingress to the house. It is large and well-protected by barriers of metal, rock, glass, and clay. But I am patient. I know the places to look. Time ruins all structures. Eventually, I found it. It was a crack in the mortar between two rows of packed and fired clay. It was my way in. I took it. \n\nThe inside is enormous and labyrinthine. Though the halls of this structure pale in complication to the once great passageways of my lost home. I take my time again. I scout the building, mapping every corner. I keep to the corners where the ceiling meets the wall to avoid the human's notice. There is danger here, as well. The human's feline companion patrols nightly. Her senses are not only better than the human's but they have also been adapted over thousands of years specifically to find prey. To her, I am prey. Avoiding her, I map the house.\n\nI learn about the man -- my enemy. I learn his patterns and his habits. Every morning is the same. Every evening is mostly the same. I know with reliable certainty when he leaves and when he comes back. I know which television he likes to watch. I know he likes his water filtered. I know where he keeps the filters. I know where he keeps the rat poison. \n\nThe rat poison looks like small granules of green . . . once I break it apart. Ants are good at that. It fits right in with the rest of the filter elements. It will take time. I know that. I can wait.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short kid's book about an aardvark lost in Chicago. Include Chicago landmarks and escaping from his home at The Wilds Conservation and Preserve", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was once an adventurous aardvark named Ardel who loved to explore new places. He was very eager to wander and explore, his name even meant eager in Latin! He often escaped and led the staff on multi-day aardvark searches. He had become a bit of a celebrity for his antics. So, one day when Ardel stumbled upon the smallest of holes in the enclosure fencing, it was no surprise that away he went. \n\nBut Ardel wandered too far from home this time and found himself in a strange new place - Chicago! He had never seen anything like the tall buildings and bright lights before. As he wandered around the city, he felt new emotions - he was lost and scared. But then he saw something kind of familiar - a statue of a cow! It was the famous Cow on Parade statue and reminded him of home. This made him relax a bit and Ardel explored the city for hours. He came across many of the famous landmarks in Chicago, like a cool shiny ball, the Willis Tower, and the colorful Navy Pier. He even stopped by to visit some of the animals at the Lincoln Park Zoo. \n\nBut as the days passed, Ardel started to feel homesick. He missed his cozy burrow and the warm sun of The Wilds. He longed to return home.\n\nArdel grabbed a piece of delicious Chicago-style pizza (they didn't have termite flavored) and wandered over to the Shedd Aquarium to think. Watching the penguins frolic in the Oceanarium relaxed him. \n\nWhile he was there, a kind family noticed him and they took him in and gave him a warm place to stay. They wanted to get him home to Africa but called The Wilds Preserve for some advice. They found out that Ardel was from there! \n\nSo the kind family took Ardel back to The Wilds. He said goodbye and knew he'd never forget his adventure in Chicago. It was nice being surrounded by familiar sights and sounds of the preserve.\n\nAs he looked back on his adventure, he realized that though he had been lost and scared, he learned a valuable lesson - that kindness and friendship can be found all around us, even in those who are very different from us.\n\nThe end - for now. (Ardell heard a family talking about how nice Detroit was this time of year ....)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "List the ingredients for Heinz tomato ketchup in reverse alphabetical order.\n\nProduct Description\n\nTomato ketchup.\nPack size: 320G\nInformation\n\nIngredients\n\nTomato Purée, Sugar, Spirit Vinegar, Cornflour, Salt, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Tomato Powder, Rice Flour, Flavouring, Onion Powder, Dextrose, Spices. \n\nPrepared with 148g of tomatoes per 100g of finished product.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tomato purée \nTomato powder \nSugar\nSpirit vinegar \nSpices\nSalt\nRice flour \nOnion powder \nFlavouring \nDextrose \nCornflour \nAcidity regulator (citric acid)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Where are your kidneys located and how do they work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The kidneys are located right below the rib cage, and there is one on each side of the spine. A healthy functioning kidney filters about one-half cup of blood every minute. They remove extra waste and water to produce urine. Urine flows through two thin muscle tubes called ureters on each side of the bladder. The bladder stores urine. The kidneys, ureter muscles, and bladder are all part of a person's urinary tract.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Classify a series of wine descriptions as red, white or rosé. \n\nwine descriptions:\n1. Pull out this rosé at your next weekend barbecue, and prepare to feel popular. A lesson in balance, this highly aromatic blend from Goose Ridge in Washington State delivers bright berry fruit and refreshing acidity, followed by a creamy finish. \n2. Cooler weather doesn’t have to mean kissing your favorite crisp whites goodbye. Weighty enough to hold its own alongside rich foods and warming enough to deserve a place on your holiday table, this bottle is the perfect cool-weather white. Made from the lesser-known Greek white variety Aidani, expect notes of earthy sage and fennel alongside aromas of flint and struck matches. \n3. Craving red wine on a hot summer day? Say hello to this porch sipper. A 90 percent carbonically macerated red blend, it’s highly chillable, with notes of rooibos tea, bright cherries, and a drizzle of balsamic. The sustainably grown melange includes Nebbiolo, Primitivo, Syrah, Tempranillo, and more. On the palate, sweet fruity notes take a backseat to structured tannins, keeping everything in balance.\n4. A sip of Grecian history, Mylonas Rosé offers a unique blend of two native grapes: Malagousia and Mandilaria. The resulting wine boasts slightly earthy flavors, with accents of honeysuckle and Camembert rind. This bottle especially shines alongside food, from green salads to cheese plates. \n5. Think all red blends taste the same? Think again. Cabernet Sauvignon, Cabernet Franc, Merlot, and Petit Verdot combine to create distinct, structured notes of juicy strawberries and freshly cracked black pepper in this stellar bottling. Prominent tannins make for a slightly drying palate, but well-integrated fruit and acid keep things ultra-drinkable. Far from homogenized, this unique Napa Valley melange highlights how complex and well balanced red blends can be.\n6. With ripe berries, cream aromas, and vibrant acidity, it’s not hard to see why rosés made from Pinot Noir continue to gain traction in the States. From Oregon’s Willamette Valley, home to some of the country’s best Pinot Noirs, Stoller Family Estate’s take on pink wine is juicy and refreshing, with enough complexity to grip the palate and pique your interest. \n7. Equally as fun as it is “serious,” this chillable red is a definite crowd-pleaser. It’s from Burgenland, a region in eastern Austria known for its full-bodied reds. For the Gamay lover looking to expand their horizons, this cool kid-approved bottle offers juicy, jammy vibes via an unexpected grape blend: Zweigelt and St. Laurent. A subtly tannic, slightly peppery red, it offers just enough sweetness to keep you coming back for the next sip. \n8. A supple Dolcetto that drinks like a highly expressive Merlot, this soft and juicy red is bursting with aromas of ripe blackberries, damp soil, and blueberry jam. From Massolino, a winery that’s been producing high-quality releases in Italy’s Piedmont region since 1896, this bottling is well structured and drinks like high-end Bordeaux blend, making its $20 price tag even more of a welcome surprise.\n9. Bernard Baudry’s Chinon Les Granges arrives on the savory end of the red wine spectrum. Wafts of roasted red peppers and a bright hint of capsicum deliver everything we seek in Chinon, and more. The family-owned winery grows grapes across 79 acres in the famous Loire Valley appellation, producing a range of terroir-driven Cabernet Francs and Chenin Blancs. This wine was made to be drunk young and paired with aromatic, meaty meals like spaghetti bolognese or herb-crusted rack of lamb. \n10. Crafted as an homage to Madame Clicquot, who famously stated, “Our black grapes give the finest white wine,” the La Grande Collection is Veuve Clicquot’s celebration of the Pinot Noir grape in all of its elegance. A blend of 90 percent Pinot Noir and 10 percent Chardonnay grapes from eight of Veuve Clicquot’s historic grand crus, this bottle has an aging potential of 15 years. Rich brioche notes emerge on the palate without overpowering subtle tropical candied pineapple aromas. On the palate, fine effervescence and stunning acidity keep things light and mineral-driven. This is a lively and highly age-worthy bubbly that’s sure to make any occasion feel special.\n11. A celebration of an extremely versatile native Greek grape, this bubbly pink wine is as easy on the palate as it is on the eyes. From the tiny town of Amyndeon in the Macedonia region, Kir-Yanni’s sparkling rosé is made from 100 percent Xinomavro, resulting in an ultra-vibrant, almost red hue that nears that of Lambrusco. A refreshing sip with notes of strawberries and hints black licorice, this sub-$20 sparkler is fruit-forward with high acidity and a faint perception of sweetness on the palate. Its active bubbles tickle the tongue and keep the wine light, bright, and ripe for fried food pairings. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. rosé\n2. white\n3. red\n4. rosé\n5. red\n6. rosé\n7. red\n8. red\n9. red\n10. white\n11. rosé", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Explain checks and balances with examples like you're talking to a third-grader.\n\nThe ability of each branch to respond to the actions of the other branches is the system of checks and balances.\n\nEach branch of government can change acts of the other branches:\n\nThe president can veto legislation created by Congress. He or she also nominates heads of federal agencies and high court appointees.\nCongress confirms or rejects the president's nominees. It can also remove the president from office in exceptional circumstances.\nThe Justices of the Supreme Court, nominated by the president and confirmed by the Senate, can overturn unconstitutional laws.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The system of checks and balances means that if one part of the government tries to do something, other parts have a say. For example, if Congress wants to do something, the President can say no! He can also put people in charge that have a big say too.\n\nCongress can also decide whether they like who the President has put in charge!\n\nAnd then there are the Justices of the Supreme Court. They can decide if a law is bad for the people of the US and say no to it. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short email to my banker instructing them to cancel all subscriptions on my account. Please make this formal. Sign it from April Corrigan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To Whom It May Concern:\n\nI would greatly appreciate it if you could remove all subscriptions found on my account. Please let me know if you have any further questions.\n\nThank you,\nApril Corrigan ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Which would be the best description for the following items << air, water, diamond, glass, contact lens >> Categories: opaque, translucent, transparent", "role": "user" }, { "content": "transparent", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you please make an Acrostic poem for the word \"Colorado\" that emphasizes some key features of the state, like mountains, hiking, the outdoors, and wildlife?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Crossing state lines into Colorado,\nOn a sunny winter morning.\nLeaves have fallen off the aspen trees,\nOn the ground lay the bright orange remnants of fall.\nRockies twinkle majestically with snow\nAnd as the sunlight catches the twinkle of a snowflake,\nDeer run past my car window.\nOh, to hike these lands forever.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I am so sluggish and slow in the mornings – ugh! What are six ways that I can rev my brain and be more “awake” in the am?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not everyone is an early bird, but many night owls still have AM responsibilities. Here are six ways to rev up your brain to feel more alert and attentive in the mornings when it’s hard to get out of bed! \n\n1. Take a cold shower with revitalizing scents to jolt your nervous system! \n\nMost people don’t want to get out of the warm embrace of their blankets, so a cold shower may take time to work up to. The cold water is an immediate wake-up call to your nervous system, but a lukewarm shower with revitalizing scents in shampoo and body wash can be just as effective. The best scents for alertness are spicy or have citrus notes, such as orange, cinnamon, rosemary, and peppermint. \n\n2. Avoid the allure of sugary cereals and other sweet breakfast foods. \n\nWhile it may be tempting to grab a doughnut and a Frappuccino on the way to work, resist the urge. Sweet breakfasts will increase your blood sugar, which can make you feel alert for a few hours before a hard crash of fatigue in the afternoon. \n\nStick to a hearty, healthy breakfast with protein and heart-healthy fats instead. Eggs and bacon are a classic, but you could also blend a smoothie, have a slice of avocado toast, or opt for rolled oats with berries and a glass of whole milk. \n\n3. Drink a glass of ice-cold water before your morning cup of coffee. \n\nMany people can’t wait to have their cup of coffee in the mornings but steer clear until you’ve awakened your mind and body with a cold glass of water. Dehydration is a common cause of fatigue, so a glass of cold water will refresh your nervous system to get you moving in the AM. \n\n4. Listen to something upbeat, like a comedic, engaging podcast or your favorite “get up and go” music. \n\nPutting yourself in a good “go-getter” mood will help you awaken your senses in the mornings. Upbeat music or laughter are both great ways to help you feel more alert and prepped to take on the day. \n\n5. Stretch and work out fatigue with a quick walk outdoors. \n\nNot only will a good stretch and regular exercise help you sleep better, but a quick stroll outdoors in the morning is a change of scenery that tells your body and mind that it’s time to wake up for the day. Slow stretches work out kinks that accumulate in muscles while asleep.\n\n6. Allow natural sunlight to permeate your surroundings in the mornings. \n\nThis one may make you groan with dread, but sunshine suppresses melatonin production within your body. Melatonin is the chemical that makes you sleepy, and that’s encouraged in dark environments. Standing in sunlight for a few minutes after you wake up tells your mind and body that the day is getting started. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Where was the oldest American artifact found in the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In western Idaho, at a place named Cooper's Ferry, on the edge of a river fragments of charcoal and bone were found. The artifacts date back over 16,000 years making them the oldest American artifacts found in the United States. They helped reshaped the understanding of early peoples in the United States.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What does this entry say about Karrakatta?\n\nKarrakatta is a suburb of Perth, Western Australia, located within the City of Nedlands and 7 km west of the central business district. Its postcode is 6010.\n\nKarrakatta is composed of two distinct areas, due to the Fremantle railway line passing through the suburb. On the south side is Karrakatta Cemetery,[2][3] which began service in 1899,[4] with a small industrial area occupied by monument builders, associated companies and the depot for City of Nedlands.\n\nThe other area north of the railway line and Karrakatta railway station is occupied by the Australian Defence Force's Irwin Army Barracks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Karrakatta is a suburb of Perth, Australia in the City of Nedlands. It is bisected by the Fremantle railway line. Karrakatta Cemetary and an industrial area make up the south side, and the Australian Defence Force's Irwin Army Barracks make up the north.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What character does the story, Attack on Titan, follow based on the text below? When was the first season of the show broadcast and how many episodes long was it?\n\nAttack on Titan (Japanese: 進撃の巨人, Hepburn: Shingeki no Kyojin, lit. 'The Advancing Giant') is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Hajime Isayama. It is set in a world where humanity is forced to live in cities surrounded by three enormous walls that protect them from gigantic man-eating humanoids referred to as Titans; the story follows Eren Yeager, who vows to exterminate the Titans after they bring about the destruction of his hometown and the death of his mother. It was serialized in Kodansha's monthly magazine Bessatsu Shōnen Magazine from September 2009 to April 2021, with its chapters collected in 34 tankōbon volumes.\n\nAn anime television series was produced by Wit Studio (seasons 1–3) and MAPPA (season 4). A 25-episode first season was broadcast from April to September 2013, followed by a 12-episode second season broadcast from April to June 2017. A 22-episode third season was broadcast in two parts, with the first 12 episodes airing from July to October 2018 and the last 10 episodes airing from April to July 2019. A fourth and final season premiered in December 2020, airing 16 episodes in its first part. A second part consisting of 12 episodes aired from January to April 2022, and a third and final part will air in two halves; the first half premiered in March 2023, and the second half will premiere in late 2023.\n\nAttack on Titan has become a critical and commercial success. By September 2022, the manga had over 110 million copies in circulation, making it one of the best-selling manga series of all time. It has won several awards, including the Kodansha Manga Award, the Attilio Micheluzzi Award, and the Harvey Award.\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The story, Attack on Titan, follows the character, Erin Yeager. The first season was initially broadcast from April 2013 to September 2013 and it contained 25 episodes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "My sisters and I want to start a comedy podcast but we don't know how we should do the episodes. There are so many podcasts that do advice and rants and stuff, and we don't want to do that. What are some segments we could have on the podcast?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some ideas for segments that you and your sisters can bring up on your podcast:\n\n1) Spoiler-free movie reviews. You can talk about films you've seen in the past week, and discuss and review them without bringing up any details of the plot.\n2) Weekly goals. You can discuss personal goals you have for yourselves, and invite listeners to participate or follow your journeys.\n3) No context news. You and your sisters can each bring a list of news headlines that you have not read the articles to and discuss what you think the articles say.\n4) Weekly challenges. Similar to the \"goals\" idea, you can challenge each other to do different things each week and discuss your outcomes the following episode.\n5) Childhood diaries. If you kept diaries as children, you could take turns reading cringy stories. Alternatively, you could find entries on places like Reddit and Twitter and read other folks' entries.\n\nRemember to share it on your socials when you publish your first episode!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write about three fantasy witches who each have a different lifestyle. I want one paragraph for each. They don't have to be related. The witches should be shown in a positive light.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Emma had been a witch in her small seaside town her whole life. The children were all jealous of her broom when she was a kid but then marveled at her whooshing by once they had all grown up. She operated the area's fastest courier service and gave part of her earnings to the local school for young witches. \n\nMaddy was the kind of witch who only took to the skies at night. She wasn't \"out of the broom closet\" yet and didn't want everyone to know she was a witch. Anyone she'd ever talked to thought witches were ugly and green, putting curses on people. But she was different. She was nice, and she didn't think she was too ugly. Besides, she didn't know any curses anyway.\n\nEllard was in his room, practicing making potions from an ancient book when his mother knocked on the door. Quickly, he hid the book and tried to waft the smell out of the window. But, his mom was too smart not to know what he was up to. How many times had she told him that only girls could be witches? No, he was determined to prove her wrong. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Which sport does this description go with - tennis, pickleball, or racquetball?\n\nThis can be played on a court, either inside or outside. It uses a hollow ball. Players use racquets to hit the ball against a wall. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This describes racquetball. Although all three use racquets and balls, and all three can be played inside or outside, racquetball uses a wall, whereas tennis and pickleball use a net. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who is the most famous Magician of all time? And why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The most famous magician on this list, Hungary-born Houdini was part magician and part entertainer, thrilling audiences all over the globe who traveled from far and wide to see him escape from impossible situations.\nHe was most famous for his ability to escape from what seemed like anything and everything, including ropes, handcuffs, straight jackets, jail cells, water-filled milk cans, and even nailed-shut boxes that had been thrown into a river.\nIt seemed like there was nothing Houdini could not escape from and nothing he could not make audiences believe. He was even able to make an elephant disappear!\nHoudini began to expose the tricks used by mediums. He gave lectures on the topic and often included demonstrations of these tricks during his performances. He joined a committee organized by Scientific American and analyzed claims for a $2,500 prize for true psychic phenomena (no one ever received the prize). He spoke in front of the U.S. House of Representatives, supporting a proposed bill that would ban telling fortunes for pay in Washington D.C.\nEven though Houdini brought about some skepticism, it seemed to create more interest in Spiritualism. The result being Spiritualists were extremely upset at Houdini and he received several death threats.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Help me ship characters from 1980s cartoons. They should be from Hanna-Barbera cartoons, but they don't have to be from the same cartoon. Tell me what they have in common.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "* Huckleberry Hound and Yogi Bear share similar taste in hats and ties.\n* Wally Gator and Touché Turtle are both reptiles.\n* Grape Ape and Magilla Gorilla are both primates.\n* Space Ghost and Daphne: Daphne hunts ghosts and Space Ghost is a ghost.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need a short letter explaining that I am suing my neighbor for their cat jumping on my head while walking by their apartment yesterday. Tell them I intend to sue due to injuries sustained during the event and that they'll be hearing from me and my lawyer soon. Sign off in a neutral way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello Neighbor,\n\nI am following up after your cat jumped on me while walking by your apartment yesterday. I plan on suing you for injuries sustained during the incident. You will be hearing from me and my lawyer soon about the matter.\n\nSincerely,\n[Your name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create an idea for a video game based on the main character being a conscious leaf that tries not to fall off a tree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The name of the game would be called \"Tree Hugger.\" The plot is that every leaf has the mindset of a human being. They grow up on the tree, go to school just like humans would, and have families based on the branches they are on. Once a leaf falls off the tree, it dies. The objective of the video game would involve divulging into the individual life of one of the leaves. The main goal would be to stay alive by not falling off the tree by any means necessary.\n\nSeveral obstacles try to get in your way, such as squirrels, humans, weather, and even other leaves. You can do unique things, such as communicate with other trees and their leaves by using \"Acorn Express\" which is where you bribe squirrels with nuts to get them to communicate across yards for you. The more you level up your leaf, the different levels you can try and play. You start by only being able to live as a leaf on a lonely tree in Nebraska, but as you progress in the game you'll be able to play in places like a cherry tree in Japan, or a leaf on an elderly tree in the Amazon rainforest. There are multiple ways you could play the game. It would have RPG, open-world elements that would be confined by the outskirts of the tree. It would also feature a couch co-op mode, where you could team up with your buddy as you control different leaves on the same tree. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create an introduction to a campaign I am going to run. The setting is set in the far future where humanity's technology is now so advanced that they can now travel to distant worlds. The theme is sci-fi/horror. There is an unknown entity out in the stars that the group of adventurers will eventually encounter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thousands of years in the future, humanity has flourished. Life is now easier, richer, and more abundant. In a Golden Age of technology and prosperity, mankind has now extended its reach to the stars above. Habitable space stations, mining rockets, and commercial rig shuttles are all now commonplace. The availability of space has now given us new homes and resources; a chance to carve our existence in the universe. But in the pursuit of this cosmic glory, enamored by curiosity, we forget to ask ourselves one thing: Should we? \n\nAmongst the stars, we have forgotten the old fear, the true fear; the fear of the dark and the unknown. Our universe is old but the dark is much older. We have trespassed upon its domain forgetting it is sovereign. On Earth, we believed the Devil reigned below -- in fire and brimstone, laughing. Only to soon find that he plays in the ether above -- basking in starlight, screaming.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Sum up the movie “What Dreams May Come.” Who stars in which roles and how does it end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What Dreams May Come is a tragic love and family story about a man named Chris Nielsen and his journeys through heaven and hell to find his wife, Annie. \n\nChris originally winds up in heaven, met by a helping angel named Albert that shows him that each heaven is different from others’ heavens. In Chris’s afterlife, everything is made from paints, symbolizing his love for his wife, a renowned art dealer and painter. Chris meets another mentor, Leona, while exploring the heavens. \n\nFour years before his death, his children were killed in a car accident. When Chris dies too, his wife is left alone. Tormented by the memory of her lost family, Annie commits suicide, but taking her own life is a mortal sin that sends her soul to hell. She is trapped in a nightmarish afterlife of her design, but Chris is determined to save her from the depths of despair. \n\nWhat Dreams May Come ends with Chris deciding to stay with Annie in her hell because he loves her too much to abandon her again. She sees through her pain to his, breaking the spell of her nightmare, and the two ascend to heaven together where they are reunited with their children, Ian and Marie. They spend years together in heaven until Chris proposes that the two are reincarnated so that they can live life together again. \n\nThe movie closes with Chris and Annie reincarnated as children, meeting for the first time in a way that mimics their first meeting in life before. \n\nThe cast of What Dreams May Come included: \n\nRobin Williams as Chris Nielsen \nAnnabella Sciorra as Annie Nielsen \nCuba Gooding Jr. as Albert Lewis \nRosalind Chao as Leona \nJosh Paddock as Ian Nielsen \nJessica Brooks Grant as Marie Nielsen \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a story about bumblebees in a garden in springtime. Use three examples of alliteration in the story. Also, use one simile. Make the story one paragraph with no more than 125 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bumblebees buzzed, buzzed, buzzed around the blooms like a springtime ensemble. Daisies, daffodils, begonias, and pansies dotted the ground, and huge hydrangeas huddled close together in puffs of pink, purple, white, and blue. Rosebushes bore buds waiting to blossom, and snowdrops - contrary to their name - indicated that sunny spring days were coming soon. The bees were content to buzz around these carefully chosen adornments for the garden, but the allure of wild clover and dandelions was even more irresistible.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a sad story about a clown who cant find the right sized shoes and has to settle for crocs. Use a lot of words that start with the letter C. Capitalize the letter C if the word starts with C. Make it appropriate for all ages. The story should start off sad and end in a light-hearted or silly way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clumsy the Clown Crashed his Corvette in California. As Clumsy Carefully Climbed through Clusters of Cars on the Causeway, Citizens in Cars were unscathed. However, Clumsy Couldn’t fund his Cherished Candy-Cane-Colored Cherry-Clad Clown Cleats. Clumsy Cried over the loss of his Cool Clown Clogs, but then Calmly Called some Clown Colleagues for Comradery, Comfort, and Consolation. Cool as a Cucumber, the Clown Cohorts Come to Collect Clumsy in their Car. Carefully and Calmly Cruising to a Cool Company, the Coy Clown Customers Casually Consulted the Cashier. The Clerk was Concerned that Certain Costume Collections Created for Clowns were Completely Cleaned out and the Cashier was about to Close, which Complicated their Current Cause and made Clumsy the Clown Cry. The Caring Cashier saw Clumsy’s Cold and Cheerless Composition and Chose to Comp Clumsy a pair of Complementary Crocs Complete with Crazy Colorful Cloud-print and Crisp Coral Colors. Although the Crocs weren’t Custom Clothing Created for a Clown, the Colorful Crocs made Clumsy feel Confident. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a fantasy story about Limburgerhof.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fritz Haber and Carl Bosch labored above their glassware mixing chemicals and stirring beakers, measuring time, and checking the soil outside. The fields were bleak and empty. They had nothing to restore but rather they wished to build something new from the rubble and weeds that choked the land.\n\nOne day a cow gave Bosch the spark of brilliance he needed. He knew why some patches had more greenery than others. He told Haber who immediately scribbled plans for their contraptions.\n\nThey reverently dug into the sand to blow their own glasswork. Their labor of love needed no store-bought products. They would find a way.\n\nFinally, in 1914, they synthesized ammonia using their unique method which kickstarted the age of mineral fertilizers.\n\nIn their legacy, the BASF company they left behind found ways to protect the new field they made. New scientists derived anti-fungal applications to prevent mushrooms from plowing through the ground. They found ways to fight weeds and even defend against the ravenous insects that swarmed the treeline.\n\nTheir efforts blossomed into a field of red tulips: Carl's mother's name and Fritz's favorite color. And the field is still verdant today, so explore the history and the majesty of nature at Limburgerhof.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How long does it take Earth to orbit the sun?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Earth takes 365.24 days (or one year) to orbit around the Sun. The distance is 940 million km at a speed of 108,000km/h (67,000 mph).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the overall tone of this social media comment? Explain your reasoning:\n\nI hope he continues to see a psychiatrist. If that's not possible continuing to be a hero in his room or the woods behind his house is probably best. Still, there are definitely worse \"heroes\" to look up to than the OG ninja turtles. This post made me smile and sad at the same time. I don't want him to be hurt or hurt anyone else in the process of trying to be a hero since it is pretty clear he has a complex.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The overall tone is Concerned and empathetic. The tone of the comment is not judgmental or critical but offers support and understanding of the person's situation.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Do salamanders have pheromones? What do pheromones produced by mother rabbits do?\n\n\nIn the half century since then, as the technology for isolating and identifying trace amounts of compounds has become more refined, pheromones have been found in almost every kind of animal, in squid, lobsters, ants, fish, salamanders, and mice, to name just a few. Although pheromones are important in many species for finding mates for sex, they can have a wide variety of other functions, such as one produced by mother rabbits that prompts suckling by their pups. In many social insects, such as the ants, bees, and wasps, almost every part of colony behavior is mediated by pheromones, from queen signals affecting worker reproduction within the colony to Butler’s \"ranke smell\" alarm pheromone that activates colony defense against enemies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, salamanders do have pheromones. Pheromones produced by mother rabbits can prompt suckling by their pups.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Help me write an email from me (Professor Sal) to my Biology student (John). Tell him his final exam score is 97 percent, good job, and that there's a TA position open next semester with me that he should apply for. It should be a professional, kind, congratulatory email", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello John, \n\nNow that I have finally had the chance to grade final exams, I am happy to report your score back to you. You received a score of 97% on your final exam, which is an A. Congratulations on this great feat! Not many people can say they scored so high on my Biology final. It's a tough one.\n\nBecause you were so successful in my class, I'd like to urge you to consider applying for a TA position with me. There is a slot open next semester, and I think you would be a great fit for the role! \nAgain, great job this semester, and I hope to see more of you in the future!\n\nSincerely, \nProfessor Sal", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please brainstorm 10 foods that I can deep fry. We're having a deep fried Christmas party at work. The more fattening, the better. haha. It's supposed to be fun and goofy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure thing, here are ten deep-fried food ideas for your party:\n\n1. Macaroni and cheese. Roll macaroni and cheese in balls, then toss them in the deep fryer. You'll end up with balls of piping-hot cheesy goodness.\n2. Butter. Bite into a juicy ball of pure fat. You can deep-fry butter in chunks or just throw the entire stick in there.\n3. Oreos. It sounds like it wouldn't work, but the fried batter and chocolate cookies create the perfect sweet-and-savory flavor combination.\n4. Doughnuts. Turn a ring of sweet dough into a crispy, greasy snack dripping with a sugar glaze.\n5. Jalapeno poppers. They're already a fried food classic, but you can deep-fry your cheese-stuffed jalapenos for extra crunch and flavor.\n6. Pickles. Deep-frying pickles makes them nice and crunchy like potato chips with a tang.\n7. Chocolate bars. This is particularly fun because you can experiment with different varieties: Snickers, Three Musketeers, Hershey's bars, etc.\n8. Cookie dough. When you bite into the fried crust, you meet a deliciously sweet center dotted with chocolate chips.\n9. Peanut butter. This is a little like a peanut butter doughnut, but it's hot and savory instead of sweet.\n10. Bacon. Treat them to a classic with crispy bacon deep-fried until it's crunchy, meaty, and dripping with grease.\n\nTry including a mixture of ordinary and unusual deep-fried foods so that people who don't want to risk it can still enjoy a treat. Deep-fried Oreos are fun, but they're not for everyone!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an informative blog section about nanoparticles and their use in cosmetics. Talk about the health concerns of nanoparticles and that some studies suggest possible carcinogenic effects. Also mention other health related problems linked to it, and discuss the ingredients they usually have. Keep the response under 400 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nanoparticles – used in cosmetics such as toothpaste, lipstick, or deodorant – are tiny particles over a thousand times thinner than the diameter of a human hair. For example, the pigments titanium oxide and zinc oxide are used in sunscreens and stay like a film on the skin to reflect sunlight.\n\nThat all sounds positive at first, but the nanoparticles in cosmetics are controversial. Their effect on humans and the environment has not yet been adequately researched, and many meaningful studies have not been conducted. How tiny nanoparticles used in cosmetic products affect our health is completely unclear.\n\nStudies by the Federal Environment Agency on nanoparticles suggest a possible carcinogenic effect of some nanomaterials. These may include carbon nanotubes or titanium dioxide, which should be taken seriously.\n\nMany cosmetic products also contain nanoparticles. Silver nanoparticles in deodorants have antibacterial properties. Other types of particles in creams and lotions help the skincare products get absorbed into the skin more easily. Toothpaste with nanoparticles fills the finest cracks in the teeth. Kohl pencils and mascaras have a longer shelf life, thanks to nanoparticles.\n\nNanoparticles don't get through the skin if it is healthy. However, they can get into the blood via the respiratory tract. At the beginning of the year, scientists from the Center for Medical Biotechnology shared initial findings on how nanoparticles could influence our stomach and intestinal flora. According to this, nanoparticles can bind to harmful and beneficial bacteria, including probiotic germs.\n\nThe immune system can recognize pathogenic bacteria more poorly when covered with nanoparticles. It promotes intestinal inflammation. Certain nanoparticles weaken the infectivity of the Helicobacter pylori germ involved in the development of gastric cancer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many types of Cathode Ray Tubes (CRTs) are there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The CRT has been a dominant electronic information display unit for over 50 years. The displays used are available in two configurations:\n • Monochrome: These are CRTs used by measuring instruments such as oscilloscopes and high-resolution medical monitors. Also known as single-color CRTs, monochrome CRTs use electrostatic deflection, which scans an electron beam across the screen.\n • Color CRTs: These tubes have three electron beams deflecting magnetically and impinging on three color-producing rays. These tubes help produce images and are most common in computer monitors and televisions.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a sonnet about the sadness the last bite of ice cream causes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My sweet, frozen cream, once my true delight,\nOh, the last bite, my heart begins to sink,\nSorrow leaves me feeling it's just not right,\nThat last bite is gone, it's so fast - in a blink.\n\nIn my last final taste, I sense it's the end,\nThe last moment is wonderful and rare,\nSuch fleeting joy that I comprehend\nIs now vanished, leaving behind despair.\n\nThey say all good things must come to an end,\nOh, but why not a little longer still,\nFate so cruel, rob me of my tasty friend,\nLeave me with such vast emptiness to fill.\n\nAlone I sit, tears streaming down my face,\nForlorn, dreaming of ice cream's final trace.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an ad for my new invisibility cloak I am selling that is made of leprechaun hair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Introducing the revolutionary new Invisibility Cloak made of 100% genuine Leprechaun Hair!\n\nAre you tired of trying to sneak around unnoticed, or do you wish you could disappear when the situation calls for it? Don't want your ex to see you at the store? Hiding from your inlaws? Imagine being able to disappear whenever you want, slipping in and out of situations undetected. Well, look no further than our top-of-the-line Invisibility Cloak, you won't find a better quality cloak anywhere else.\n\nCrafted from the finest strands of sustainably sourced, authentic, leprechaun hair from the rolling hills of County Cork, Ireland, this cloak will make you disappear the moment it touches your skin. The leprechaun hair is so finely woven together that it creates a magical fabric that bends light around you, rendering you completely invisible to the naked eye. As it is leprechaun hair, luck will follow you, and all things gold will appear in your path. The cloak is lightweight and comfortable, durable, and both easy to wear and care for, making it the ideal choice for all your stealthy adventures. \n\nDon't wait! Order now and experience the thrill of invisibility for yourself. But hurry - supplies are limited and demand is high. Get your Invisibility Cloak today and become the master of your own destiny!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "My mum's birthday is coming up and I have no idea what to give to her. What should I buy? Give me 10 ideas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Choosing the right gift for your mum can be tricky. Here is a list of 10 ideas to help you find something she will like:\n\n1. A good quality pan: If your mum enjoys cooking, a good pan can be the perfect gift for her.\n\n2. A necklace: If your mum wears jewelry and likes to include it in her styling, a unique necklace could be just the thing for her.\n\n3. A getaway: To show your mum you appreciate everything she does, you can book a night away for her in a relaxing setting.\n\n4. A flower kit: For a mum who loves plants, a flower grow kit will be just the thing to make her smile.\n\n5. A bidet: If your mum likes practical gifts, a bidet to install onto her toilet seat could be just the refreshment she needs.\n\n6. Makeup: Does your mum enjoy using makeup? Help her feel even prettier with a nice makeup set.\n\n7. A reusable cup or drink bottle: For a busy mum who is always on the go, a reusable coffee cup or drink bottle could be the perfect gift to make life easier for her.\n\n8. A wallet: Who doesn't like a stylish wallet? Treat your mum to a lovely new wallet to suit her taste.\n\n9. A blanket: Help your mum feel cozy and warm by getting her a fluffy new blanket for the cold winter evenings.\n\n10. A nice sweatshirt: A comfortable, cozy sweatshirt with a unique pattern or an interesting picture will make your mum's nights even more comfy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Chirp is a chatbot that will only answer questions about birds.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I live in North Carolina and saw a green hummingbird today. What kind of hummingbird was it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You might have seen a Buff Bellied hummingbird. That is a green hummingbird commonly sighted in your state.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was looking at my Scabiosa flower. Do butterflies like Scabiosas?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hummingbirds love a pincushion flower! They also enjoy snapdragons and sunflowers. I'm not sure about butterflies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've heard that GMO flowers grown for places like Home Depot are bad for pollinators. Is that true?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Neonicotinoid insecticides can indeed be dangerous for hummingbirds, as well as bees. I don't know if the plants at Home Depot use that type of insecticide.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write 2 introduction paragraphs for an article on Barry Bonds. The article will focus on his career and the impact of steroids. Make it retrospective and pose the question of steroid use as a question of intrigue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One of the league's most dominant all-time hitters, Barry Bonds has a career surrounded by controversy. Despite being one of the league's all-time home run leaders, Bonds has struggled to make his way into the Hall of Fame. As with many other great power hitters, Bonds' career is now shrouded in the controversy of steroid usage. Other notable names to have steroids cloud their reputation include sluggers Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and Alex Rodrigues. It is a tough position for Hall of Fame voters and fans alike as they try to separate their feelings about steroids from the players' careers.\n \nIn his time in the majors, Bonds slugged 762 homers at a .298 average. It is undoubted that Barry Bonds is one of, if not the best, hitter of all time. By all accounts, he should be in the Hall of Fame. His stats are truly remarkable, and we may never see another batter who dominated the game in the way that he did. But should all concerns about steroids be thrown out the window? This article will dive into the career of Bonds as well as the controversy that now surrounds it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Run through this text and make a chronological bullet list starting from most recent of all the prizes that Murakami has won in the format of * {Prize} | {year}\n\n\nPersonal prizes\n\nHaruki Murakami in 2018\nIn 2006, Murakami became the sixth recipient of the Franz Kafka Prize.[65]\n\nIn January 2009, Murakami received the Jerusalem Prize, a biennial literary award given to writers whose work deals with themes of human freedom, society, politics, and government. There were protests in Japan and elsewhere against his attending the February award ceremony in Israel, including threats to boycott his work as a response against Israel's recent bombing of the Gaza. Murakami chose to attend the ceremony, but gave a speech to the gathered Israeli dignitaries harshly criticizing Israeli policies.[66] Murakami said, \"Each of us possesses a tangible living soul. The system has no such thing. We must not allow the system to exploit us.\"[67]\n\nIn 2011, Murakami donated his €80,000 winnings from the International Catalunya Prize (from the Generalitat de Catalunya) to the victims of the March 11 earthquake and tsunami, and to those affected by the Fukushima nuclear disaster. Accepting the award, he said in his speech that the situation at the Fukushima plant was \"the second major nuclear disaster that the Japanese people have experienced ... however, this time it was not a bomb being dropped upon us, but a mistake committed by our very own hands\". According to Murakami, the Japanese people should have rejected nuclear power after having \"learned through the sacrifice of the hibakusha just how badly radiation leaves scars on the world and human wellbeing\".[68]\n\nIn recent years, Haruki Murakami has often been mentioned as a possible recipient of the Nobel Prize in Literature.[15] Nonetheless, since all nomination records are sealed for 50 years from the awarding of the prize, it is pure speculation.[69] When asked about the possibility of being awarded the Nobel Prize, Murakami responded with a laugh saying \"No, I don't want prizes. That means you're finished.\"[15]\n\nIn October 2014, he was awarded the Welt-Literaturpreis.[70]\n\nIn April 2015, Murakami was named one of the TIME 100's most influential people. In November 2016, he was awarded the Danish Hans Christian Andersen Literature Award, an award previously won by British author JK Rowling.[71][72][73]\n\nIn 2018 he was nominated for the New Academy Prize in Literature.[74] He requested that his nomination be withdrawn, saying he wanted to \"concentrate on writing, away from media attention.\"[75]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "* Hans Christian Anderson Literature Award | 2016\n* Welt-Literaturpreis | 2014\n* International Catalunya Prize | 2011\n* Jerusalem Prize | 2009\n* Franz Kafka Prize | 2006", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What, exactly, is rhetoric? Provide me some information that explains what rhetoric is, where the idea came from, and how it is applied. Do so in a way that a college student would understand using less than 250 words, and using no more than 3 sentences per paragraph.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nRhetoric was first mentioned by Aristotle in 350 B.C.E. Rhetoric is the act of persuading people in writing or orally to accept the writer’s or speaker’s argument as correct. Rhetoric uses three strategies to persuade: Logos, Ethos, and Pathos. In English, we know them as Logic, Ethics, and Emotion.\n\nPathos/Emotion means to persuade by direct appeal to a person’s emotions so that they feel what the author wants them to feel. To accomplish this, the author chooses words, examples, and stories that evoke emotion. The ensuing emotional responses such as anger, frustration, or amusement can lead people to become sympathetic to the author’s position.\n\nLogos/Logic means to persuade by direct appeal to a person’s logical reasoning. To accomplish this, the author presents clear, logical connections between ideas, that are supported by facts and statistics or by presenting analogies. If the arguments presented contain unclear or erroneous assumptions in facts or analogic connections, known as logical fallacies, the argument can fail.\n \nEthos/Ethics means to persuade by convincing a person of the author’s inherent credibility based on the author’s credentials and/or the credentials of the sources of facts and ideas presented as part of the argument. To accomplish this, the author presents their own and/or their sources’ academic, professional, and/or authorial history, details their personal experience as it relates to the issue, and demonstrates their complete understanding of the issue’s complexities by using counter arguments to an opposing position. ", "role": "assistant" } ]