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Jackson’s Nick Fury against evil Russians and insidious corporate goons.

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With a laugh, he added, "If I look like an idiot, that's because I'm talking to idiots, so cut me some slack."

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There's little doubt that if it weren't for his damned knees, Carles Puyol would still be a footballer today.

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And the bent over british think US cops are fucked up for enforcing the law and beating down criminals?

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The 35-year-old told Letterman: ‘It is a product called castoreum, it comes from rendered beaver anal gland.

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Die in the game, and you die in real life, with the only way to get out being to clear the game’s entire 100 floors.

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The rightwing pushback is a little shrieky: 58 angry, selfish, myopic, foolish Jews don’t understand, AIPAC speaks for Israel.

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[+463, -33] I want hateful commenters to die in a car accident2.

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I’m no stats guru, but if your buddy predicted a Sergio Ramos first-half brace would seal this tie in the second leg away in Munich, there’s a 90% chance he’s full of shit.

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And oftentimes, in order to get this thing done, the person behind that effort had to be something of a hard-headed, single-minded, feelings-bruising son of a bitch.

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Breitbart and his band of fuckwits are descending on Madison, Wisconsin tomorrow with their Don’t Tread on Me Flags and their armored scooters.

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The robbery occurred at a Silver Spring GameStop store in Maryland, United States last week, where the young gamer decided he wasn’t having any shit from the attackers.

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Thanks to an uneducated Virginian who had no use for black people, Territory became the first government in the world to guarantee women the right to vote.

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Trump, Cruz, Scalia, Bernie, Jeb, Hillary and way too many discussions about Republican penises.

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As previously detailed in 'Tales of a Filthy Whore' and 'All Tied Up', Carla is an adulterous wife who craves being used, safely abused and totally humiliated by her dominant husband and other men. ' all tied Up' 0 reviews Rating: 10.00 Read...

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Leave your bias hatred of President Trump and let’s talk about these three Barack Obama puppets and their sick pedophile lifestyles.

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Under the influence of such a bias, you can easily end up saying stupid things.

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And over on Fox News, Stacey Dash said Obama “couldn’t give a sh*t” about the American people.

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"While we were kissing, [the protesters] were screaming, 'You're disgusting!

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I'm gunna start going home with random very drunk guys and stealing all of their shit.

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Is this going to knock us on our asses for the day or will we need to smoke some flower in an hour?

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#malta for being the 1st european country to ban gay conversion therapy! 👍💪🏼🌈❤️

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This comic is for appreciators of those shows, haters of Jersey Shore, and to a lesser extent, tits.

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Haim was just 11 when, Feldman says, a man raped him on a movie set.

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A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj — Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017

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Schumer having a drink with Russian President Vladimir Putin, calling the New York Democrat a “total hypocrite.”

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Some time ago, burglars in England scrawled a message on the wall of a home they had looted: “RICH BASTARDS.”

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Women, I am told, heterosexual women, that is, cannot stop gazing Jon Hamm’s penis.

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Sex-positive bros who will insensitively dry-hump you on the subway.

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White females with mulatto children are significantly less educated.

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This was actually a shitstorm,” one of the victims, Elizabeth Kirkwood says.

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Niggs, who is serving a 15-year sentence for a gun conviction, walked away with barely a scratch, but will have to do a stint in solitary confinement for his attack on Fogle.

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As Schiesel writes: "I came to realise that it is unrealistic and absurd to suppose that saying, 'Thank you, have a great day' is going to defuse and mollify a man who screams in your face, 'I want to rape you'."

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The one where an Oklahoma lawmaker tries to ban “depositing semen” in places that are not a woman’s vagina

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Or put another way, karma always has a way of biting you in the butt.

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A newlywed couple killed the wife's alleged rapist before they fried up and ate his genitals, according to police.

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John jokes we should “bomb, bomb, bomb Iran,” that Venezuela should be forcefully instructed in practicing democracy, and he fully supports any means by which America can exert destructive influence over central Africa.

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But for Jazzie, it felt like her parents were “being idiots” and refusing to trust her.

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Sitting in the rarefied confines of London’s Cadogan Hall, David Sedaris’ soft, lilting tones and reserved manner make it easy to forget what he really is: a proper fucking weirdo.

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“Gay propaganda is destructive and doing harm to our Christian nation, we can’t allow that.”

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5] Many people consider the terms to be equally pejorative, and the use of nigga both in and outside black communities remains controversial.[

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Remember how pot smoking hippies were supposed to be all into nature and stuff, like these crying hippies below:

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You are the lord of life and death now – and you have full control over the lives of worthless human scum.

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Now, to be fair to the staunchly (old school) liberal Maher, he will presumably do his best to make Yiannopoulos look like an idiot, as he recently did with conservative talking heads Tomi Lahren and Piers Morgan.

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The Vane will keep you updated in case this motherfucker floods for a sixth time.

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I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained.

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They said it had then left his body by earthing through his genitals with the help of a small radio clipped to his belt.

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ROAD RAGE: Los Angeles The City of Failure is this Friday and I won’t be sitting down all week as I work frantically to pull a show out of my ass!

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Hang the Bastard (7) get Saturday stripping heaviness down to its bare basics; the riffs.

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I first saw these guys almost a year ago when they opened for Heartless Bastards.

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The man told medics he felt his small penis was to blame for the fact he had been dumped by his girlfriend, and as it was useless, decided to cut it off.

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Women should be forced to have children, because it’s good for the economy.

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Where does this jogging lady buy an atheletic bra in her siz- OH WAIT, it's the world-famous hedgehog Sonic, I didn't recognize him because of his preposterously large boobs.

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Getting locked out of your home, your computer, or anywhere else you want to be can suck.

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That’s complete bullshit, as we’ve seen, but it’s hard to generate much sympathy for a man moving drugs around.

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God damn I am sick of getting requests to review these fucking Who Farted cans.

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Punto Negro –Punto Blanco© May 18, 2016 Yes, Trumpet was right Megyn Kelly is a Bimbo According to an online definition a Bimbo is an attractive but empty-headed young woman, especially one perceived as a willing sex object in other words a slut.

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Boris Johnson has been given a £1,000 poetry prize for a rude poem he wrote about the president of Turkey having sex with a goat.

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Getting back on her feet, Arielle leans against the shower door until her breasts are pressed against the glass.

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The researchers used those seven words—shit, piss, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and cunt—as the crux for their study, cross-referencing the words with American literature via Google Books to conclude that books are 28 times more naughty than they were in the early 1950s.

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“If you say ‘core stability,’ everyone sucks in their bellybutton,” he said.

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Da Bloat was also a funky-ass boss featured up in Wrath of tha Lamb.

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We’ve all ex­pe­ri­enced ar­bi­trary dele­tions, woe­ful­ly un­even en­force­ment of po­lices, and mods who are just plain rag­ing cunts.

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EDIT: Damn it, I didn’t realise how similar this is to a Cyanide & Happiness comic.

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Both families tell each other to “shut the f*ck up” before the white man begins calling the black family “god damn n*ggers.”

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He run in my fucking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up."

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"You get far fewer erections when you're fatter than you do when you're slimmer.

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I may have enjoyed the book more if Rebecca hadn't come across as such a stupid and weak woman.

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But think of “The Fever (Aye Aye)”, “I’ve Seen Footage”, “Whatever I Want (Fuck Who’s Watching)”.

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A friend of the victim, Evan Guttman, tracked down the thief and sent her an IM asking her to return the phone, to which he was politely told to jam his head in his ass and see if he could look out his own mouth again.

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I figure Mina doesn't put up with his shit, and tries to gently ease him into the idea of not hating ponies so completely.

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Motherf*cker’s gotta have millions sticking out of his a**hole, I mean, you’ve gotta go to bed with that every night?

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He created his viral hit "The Race" on the day he made his escape, where he rapped "Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case/ But I ain't beat that case, bitch I did the race," and was captured in New Jersey on June 30.

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Luckily we stumbled upon a toy store in Thailand that lets you confront your fear of buying a crappy present by selling literal pieces of crap.

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If you don’t have descriptions, you will get lost in your groups very fast and turn your AD into a pile of garbage.

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Sadly, many women buy into the message that the vagina is dirty and smelly leading to shame and embarrassment.

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Some kid in the hood who made a mistake selling drugs will go to jail and have his life ruined but you, you evil lying scumbags will get away with a paltry fine that means nothing to you Flea on Facebook

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Yesterday we reported that the famous Crown Candy malt challenge has its ass handed to it by someone who claimed to be Kevin Ross.

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I hammer my keyboard and type “the quick brown fox jumps over the flying dog raging bitch” a few times as to not look like a slacker.

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Two unidentified men caught hold of him and started assaulting him.When he tried to stop them and asked them why they were hitting him, they reportedly told him that they had seen him masturbating while ogling at a woman passing by.

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I’m talking about a man who eats penis, literally; this book has the highest count of genital mutilation in a single book I’ve ever read.

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He then goes on to ask the girls if they masturbate, how frequently they masturbate, what they do to excite themselves, what it felt like to masturbate for the first time and if they have been caught red-handed ever.

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Fucking four tables and everything is going wrong. "I don't want to say any more about this. It's just crap. It's for amateurs." Ding is expected to be fined for his outburst, but further sanctions are unlikely.

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Fuckin’ hippies need ta get a job,” remarked the pipeline worker in his thick Louisiana accent to a friend sitting with him.

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In his article written for his fellow Jews he reveals that typical Jewish children are raised to view Israel as the true homeland and the racist position that Gentiles are hateful inferiors!

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Morons rush to look up 'moron' after Tillerson lobs insult at Trump

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My flesh of my flesh uses her sharp talons to pull the wound on my breast into her mouth.

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In one Russian courtroom, it apparently depends at least partially on the size of your genitals.

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Satisfy the negro that if he faithfully adheres to our standard during the war he shall receive his freedom and that of his race ... and we change the race from a dreaded weakness to a position of strength.

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I do see a lot of hate for transgender folk on reddit so it's nice to see that, on a thread related to the issue, the assholes either ignored it or are voted to the bottom.

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When you join the Side Project Accelerator you join a mastermind group of side-project hackers that will help hold you accountable for getting your shit done!

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There is, of course, nothing to stop total idiots trying to be leader of the free world, but you'd think there'd be some sort of winnowing process that would stop them reaching the last six.

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"You see him, the face of an angel but he is a son of a bitch, always makes jokes, always breaks the boxes, does not stand still," Gattuso told the CheTempoCheFa television show.

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They have shots that can juice 'em up and fill out a blouse with completely soft and natural breasts.

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See you in Hell, Beatles… and/or kids with bowl cuts, surfer cuts or (my favorite) butt cuts.

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Don’t be like those poor chumps who missed out on the Vinyl Cast.

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Remember that classic moment in 'Jersey Shore' where Snooki got decked in the face by some moron?

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A page outlining Fuck This Jam's rules explains that anyone can "participate for just two days or seven days.

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The screen lifts and stops at stomach level so all you see is a line of naked vaginas .

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The men that do this, do it because they hope you’ll fuck them for it.