"Princess Kasumi." " Your brother is dead." " Your destiny is to lead your people." "( CHIRPING)" "I will not believe he is dead until I see his body." " There is no body." " Then he is not dead." "  I am going to find him." "  The guards won't let you leave." " I am not a cricket in a box." " I alone determine my destiny." " But, Princess, as your brother's best friend you must let me help you." " If my brother is really dead then you are no longer his best friend." " Princess Kasumi, if you leave you suffer the same fate as your brother." " You'll become an outcast, a shinobi." " So be it." " Princess, the guards will kill you." "( SWORD UNSHEATHING)" "Ayane, I know of your love for my brother." " I will find Hayate and bring him home." " Princess Kasumi," "I beg you, do not leave the clan." " I am your servant." " But if you leave, I'm honor-bound to kill you." " Miss Armstrong, I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's your father again." " I told you I'm busy." " But, Miss Armstrong, he just..." " Okay, put him on speaker." "  Very good." " Hi, Dad, what's up?" " BASS:" "Sweetheart, I just hope you know what you're giving up." " Dad, we already talked about this." " But if you get the afternoon flight, you can still make it to the Tag Team Championship in Des Moines." " Dad, I already told you, I am done wrestling." " I'm done being fake." " I'm done." " Sweetheart?" " Are you there?" " Hey, Dad." " I'm gonna have to call you back in a minute, okay?" "( SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "Miss Armstrong." "( WHISTLING)" "Miss Armstrong!" " Here's the deal, lady." " We want the yacht." " If you do exactly as we say, you'll live." " If you don't, then you'll pay with excruciating..." "No deal, boys." " You boys get off my yacht now, and y'all will avoid excruciating pain." "( LAUGHING)" "(CRACKLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "You need some help, buddy?" " It's okay." " Come on." " Come on." " It's okay." " I'll give you a hand." " Yeah." " Yeah." " What do you know?" " Looks like I'm going to the ball after all." "  May I help you?" "  You're under arrest." " Someone broke into the safe at the Hotel Peking last night." " Stole cash and diamonds." " We received an anonymous tip it was you." "  It was Max." "  He said it was you." " You just said your tip was anonymous." " Tell me about the diamonds." " Well, they're a girl's best friend." " Made from carbon subjected to high pressure." " Traditionally a 60th wedding anniversary gift." " And they're forever." " Well, perhaps spending a few hours in a cold cell under some hot lights will make you a little more agreeable." "  Could I at least get dressed first?" "  Be my guest." "( SWALLOWING)" "Would you hand me my bra, please?" " Do me up." "( ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "CHRISTIE:" "Evening." "( GRUNTS RESPONSE)" "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "(GRUNTING)" "Hey, you okay?" " MASTER:" "Kasumi has abandoned the temple." " She has become shinobi, an outcast." " A disgrace to the clan like her brother before her." " You must follow her." " Find her and kill her." " Welcome to the world's greatest martial arts tournament, DOA." " I'm Helena Douglas and I want to thank you for accepting our invitation." " Each of you has been individually selected because you represent the best fighting style in your specialized field." " Soon you will get a chance to prove that you are the best fighter in the world." " And at the same time, pick up a $10 million prize." " In the meantime, relax before the real fun begins." " God, this is so embarrassing, Dad." " I cannot believe you're here." " What?" " I got an invitation just like you." " Tina Armstrong." " Baby." " So, how come you're here?" " That lady just said, "The best in your fighting style."" " Now if I recall, you're a wrestler." " Wrestling ain't really fighting, now is it?" "  Don't worry, Tina, he's beneath you." "  I sure would like to be." "  Son of a..." " Dad." " Whatever." " God, I cannot wait to kick his ass." "  Why do you follow me?" "  I was invited to DOA." "  I promise not to harm you." "  Unless we meet in a match." "  Max." "  Oh, no." " Max!" " Listen, I don't know who you're pretending to be or how you got yourself invited to DOA," "(GROANS) but what I do know is you left me alone in my Hong Kong hotel room." " I would never leave such a woman as you alone." " Especially not in a hotel room." " I'm winning the $10 million prize money." " And if I get to put your double-dealing arse in the "D" column of "Dead or Alive"," "(GROANS) so much the better." " Let me help you with that." " Hey, everybody." " I hope you're enjoying the flight." " My welcome gift to you is this." " To get to DOA Island you have to bail out now." " Parachutes are under your seats." " Just aim for the Buddha on your left." " Have fun." " Oh, and one more thing." " Whoever doesn't make it to the compound by sundown is disqualified." "( WIND WHISTLING)" "Princess, allow me to go first." " CHRISTIE:" "Looks like we landed off target." " How in hell are we supposed to get up there?" " KASUMI:" "We'd better get going." " Well, you're both on your own." " I don't do teams." " That's fine with me." " Any team you're part of is bound to lose anyway." " Well, I'll remember that when I'm collecting the $10 million." " CHRISTIE:" "Okay." " Here goes." " Race you." " If we're going to make it, we need to work together." " Hey!" "( GRUNTS)" "KASUMI:" "Sorry." "( SCREAMING)" "Oh, God, what are you doing down there?" " Jesus, hurry up." " We've gotta go." " Thanks, guys." " Hey, what took you guys so long?" " TINA:" "Who the hell is that?" " Trust me, you don't want to know." " Welcome to DOA." " Glad you made it." " I'm afraid you guys were the last to arrive." " Now, if you'll all follow me, I will conduct you to the others." " COMPUTER:" "DOA combatants, your host, Dr. Victor Donovan." " Welcome to you all." " Dead or Alive was created by the late great Fame Douglas," "Helena's father and my very good friend." " Fame's will decreed this tournament, and as of this year, marking her 21st birthday, Helena's participation." " My assistants will escort you to the lab where you will now undergo a complete physical." " DONOVAN:" "Once you pass your physicals, DOA begins." " Hey, this thing kind of reminds me of a disco." "  Zack." "  Yo." " May I please remind you of the importance of this procedure?" " It's important, I know." " But you can't stop Zack, man." " You can only hope to contain him a little bit." " So, what do you got there, some modern kind of dentistry chair?" "  I'm sorry, sweetheart." "  It's okay." " Weatherby, have you got those diagnostic reports I requested?" " Thank you." " And how do our contestants look?" " We got a strong group, sir." " They look really good." " Bring up Tina Armstrong." " I was impressed with her musculature." " Oh, God, this is gonna hurt." " Standard procedure, Miss Armstrong." " Everyone's going through this." "  DONOVAN:" "Are the nanobots broadcasting?" "  Perfectly." " All contestants are online." " All metabolic functions and muscle movements are being broadcast and ready to download to computer." " Good." " Start a contestant database." " WEATHERBY:" "We are up and recording." " This is Donovan to all combatants." " Welcome to DOA." " Fights can happen anytime, anyplace, against anyone." " I select match-ups based on computer analyses of the most competitive scenarios." " The computer will broadcast your opponent's image to your ID bracelet." " No weapons are allowed in a DOA fight, except the human weapon." " COMPUTER:" "Get ready." " DONOVAN:" "To win, you must knock out your opponent." " Losers will be sent home." "( WHIRRING)" "(GRUNTING)" "COMPUTER:" "KO." " Bayman wins." " KO." " Christie wins." " Hey, Helena." " COMPUTER:" "KO." " Helena wins." " KO." " Hayabusa wins." " KO." " Gen Fu wins." "( PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "(MAN GROANS)" "(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "Princess Kasumi, sister of Hayate." " It is an honor to meet you." " I came to find my brother." " I have been told he died last year at DOA." " I want to know what happened." " Your brother was a great and noble fighter." " He met his end with dignity." " Hayate was matched against Leon." " Hayate fell from this very balcony." " We never found his body." " I hope you would choose to stay with us at the tournament and fight in the same spirit that made your brother so great." " You will win DOA." " You're the best in the world." " Thank you, little sister." " When I leave, I will be a shinobi." " But I must accept this challenge." "  I wish I could go with you." "  No." " You have to stay and lead the clan." " Farewell, Kasumi." " Hayabusa will protect you." " Hayabusa, why do you invade my privacy this way?" "  She is here." "  I know." " I have seen her." " I beg you once again, Princess." " Go home." " Ask for forgiveness." " You have a responsibility to your people." " But I also have a responsibility to my brother." " Donavan is lying." " He says Leon killed Hayate above the Buddha head." "  Why would he lie?" "  I am convinced he is hiding the truth." " What do you propose to do?" " Find my brother." " Then I will help you." " Hayate was like a brother to me, too." " Be careful, Kasumi." "  I knew you'd miss me." "  That's presumptuous." " No, it's Perrier Jouet Belle Epoch '88." " Your favorite." " So how did you survive the first round?" " I feigned an injury so Zack went through." " You know I set you up in Hong Kong on purpose." " You'd never have come here if you'd gotten away with all that money." " And you wouldn't have been invited to DOA without demolishing the pride of the Hong Kong police." " Don't tell me you want me to help you steal the $10 million prize money." " Try $100 million." " Just waiting for us in a vault on the island." " What's the catch?" " Well, we have to find the vault and we have to crack the code." " The usual." "  Shall I tell you more?" "  Later." " Right now I'd prefer you do something else with your mouth." " Well, well, well." " Don't you just love this place?" " Know what I especially love?" " The view." "  Want some?" "  I'll pass." "  It's been quite a day, sir." "  I want to see Kasumi in action." " Her data is stronger than I expected." " Let's match her against Leon." " Leon?" " That's harsh." " Now that she's decided to stay, let's see how she compares to her brother." " All right." "( BEEPING)" "Before I take your life, will you repent for leaving the clan?" " My only goal is to find out what happened to my brother." "( KNOCKING AT DOOR)" "Leon." " Room service." " You want to play, little girl?" " So, according to my source, Helena is the key." " Helena is the key?" "( CHUCKLES)" " I felt the earth move." "  Yeah, that's the desired effect." " No, really, I felt the earth move." " Come on, loosen up." " You're way too beautiful to be this tense." " Maybe a little quality time with Zack will loosen you up." " You couldn't have killed my brother." " Close your eyes." "  Keep them closed." "  Okay." "  You're wearing way too much clothing." "  Hey, now." " Come to daddy." " Lay it on me." " Oh, shit!" " Tina!" " DONOVAN:" "Quite a fight." " Kasumi lives up to her brother's reputation." " One quarter final spot left." " Looks like a father-daughter grudge match." " Yeah." " Thanks for letting me sleep here." " My room is an absolute wreck." " Tina!" " It's show time!" " Dad!" " Not now." " I'm in my underwear." " Which I hate." " Why you can't just sleep in the nude like me, I'll never know." "  Oh, my God." "  No." " Dad, she's just another fighter." "  We're just sleeping together." "  Yeah, I can see that." " No, no." " I mean, we're not sleeping together, we're just sleeping." " It seems to be like my baby girl's found herself a special friend." " We'll settle up tomorrow, sweetie." " Nice to meet you, miss." " Oh, it's Christie." "  Tina's real name is Christina." "  Dad!" " Thanks a lot, bitch." " Save your strength, sweetheart." " Big day tomorrow fighting Daddy." " Dr. Donovan, you should take a look at this." " Have you seen this Max character?" " A DOA fighter." " Yeah, right." " This guy's a total fake." " We should kick him off the island." " You're just worried this phony's making the moves on your dream girl." " I can have him removed from DOA island, or I can have some fun." "  Punch up Bayman." "  Good call, sir." " Hey, buddy, your time's up." " You know, that was an accident." " I..." "Wow." " I had the worst sleep ever last night." " Christie kept stealing all the blankets." " You know, are you sure this is such a good idea?" " Because those things look really sharp." " Acupuncture has many medicinal qualities." " But in a ninja's hands, it can be lethal." " That actually feels better." " Tina!" " Careful, baby." " Sweetie?" " I've come at a bad time again, haven't I?" "  Does Christie know about you two?" "  Dad!" " You know what?" " Let's just go ahead and get this over with." " My raft, my rules." " Whoever falls in the water first loses." " Fair enough, Tina." "  No!" " Dad, you bit me!" "  Sorry." " Old wrestling reflex." " Dad, you have to understand." " I'm here to prove that I'm not a fake." " Even if that means I have to hurt you." " Nice try, sweetie." " Dad, you're not taking this seriously." " Yes!" " Yeah!" "( PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "HELENA:" "That's ticklish!" " MAX:" "Seriously, I'm an expert..." " Stop it." "  Trust me." "( MOANING)" "(CLICKING)" "I have a question." " Do you do squats?" " Sorry." " Just slipped right out of my hands." "  We're playing volleyball, you want in?" "  Yeah, let's play." " If you must know, I was working." "" Working it" seemed a better description." " Helena and I take on all comers!" " Hey, Kasumi, come on, let's go kick some ass." " I just hope you're better at volleyball than you are at seduction." " Fifty says that Tina gets her little ass stomped." " You know, on second thought, why don't we just go ahead and make it a whole dollar?" " Hayabusa, are you all right?" " Yeah." " Do you think you can manage to keep them occupied?" " I'd like to explore his lab." " Search for signs of Hayate." " I can try." " Hey, Kasumi, come on!" " Party people gather around!" " I hope you're enjoying the fun in the sun, but before the day is done we got some hot action." " Just in time." " Now without further ado, let's get this game started for all of you!" " DOA style!" " Bring it on!" " First to five wins, folks." " Oh!" " This action is hot!" "( SNAPS OPEN)" "(WEATHERBY LAUGHING)" "Yeah." " Oh, Christie with a monster smash!" " You go, girl." " Yes!" " Kasumi and Tina making a comeback with that shot." " I must go." "( BEEPING)" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "Ayane, I don't want to fight you!" " You are a shinobi." " So was Hayate when he came here, yet you did not pursue him." " Hayate was different." " Because you loved him?" " Hayate is in both our hearts." " Help me find out what happened to him." " He's dead." " Prepare to join him." " Kasumi!" " Kasumi!" "( PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "The tattoo she has is on her lower back, right?" " Well, I've just deciphered it and it means "Helena"." " Get it?" "  Helena is the key." " Helena must be the code." "  Max, it's brilliant." " Except she had it done last year in Paris." " She's been showing it off to us." "  I'm Weatherby." "  What are you doing?" " I work in the lab." " I'm Weatherby." "  Helena." "  I know." " Would you like another drink?" " I'll get you another drink." "  I'll get you another drink, yeah." "  Thanks, Wellington." " Actually, it's Weatherby." " It's a pretty funny story." " My grandfather came over with his horse..." " Hey, Wallaby!" "  Yes?" " What are you doing?" " My grandfather came over..." "Hey, baby, come on, loosen up." " It's a party." " Come on, you know you want to dance with me." " Well, see, I'd love to." " But I don't know how good you're gonna be on the dance floor with two broken legs." " So, what, you're just gonna ruin this party for everybody?" " Fine." " Sunrise tomorrow morning." "  Forbidden Square?" "  Fine." "( CLICKS)" "You wanna play?" "( BIRDS CHIRPING)" "(PANTING)" "Boy, am I sorry I messed with you so much." " From now on, I tell you, my money is on you to win." " I appreciate that." " Our nanobots were working overtime on that fight, but you were right about Tina." " I have to say I did not see it coming." " That leaves a showdown between Helena and Christie." " And who's your favorite to win, Mr. Weatherby?" " My money's on Helena." " She rocks." " You were right." " She does have another tattoo." " First I want a deal." "  Okay." "  I want half." " And if I win, I get to keep the prize money." " Of course." " Let me show you something." " Very smart." "  The vault's in the Buddha head." "  So now we just need to find a way in." " TINA:" "So, it's down to the four of us." " But where's Hayabusa?" "  I haven't seen him since yesterday." "  Well, let's go find him." "  No." " I go alone." "  Well, I'm gonna come, too." "  I said no." " He means nothing to you." "  Well, now, that's not entirely true." "  You know, he and I..." " You mean..." "Just once." " He was so persistent, you know." " I'm just kidding." " Come on, Christie." " Second floor." " Follow me." " Weatherby, take the rest of the day off." " I've got some unfinished business to attend to." " Holy shit!" " See, when I win the money, this is exactly the kind of office I'm gonna build." " I know you." " But why are you facing that way?" " KASUMI:" "Well done." " TINA:" "Yeah, what did you say your day job was?" "( EXCLAIMS)" "That's a lot of steps." " My legs are on fire." "  I guess you had a pretty rough day." "  You could say that." " I lost to Christie." " Yeah, I saw that." " But it was a close fight." " You almost made it to the semi-finals of DOA, Helena." " Your father would have been very proud." "  Thanks, Weatherby." "  It's Weatherby, but you don't..." "Wow." " This looks homey." " Look at this." " They've been monitoring everything we do." " Bunch of pervs." " KASUMI:" "Hayabusa." " Hayabusa." " What happened?" "( GROANS)" "(ALL EXCLAIMS)" "Perfect." " I mean, it was amazing." " Your father recruited me straight out of college." " I had no idea." "  That's great." "  Your father was a great man." " Helena, there's something I should tell you." " Donovan wanted to take my research into a different direction." " DONOVAN:" "It's never gonna happen, I can guarantee you." " DOUGLAS:" "I did not set up DOA for this purpose." " I want to know what happened..." "He and your father got into this big argument about it." " You're not gonna get away with this, Donovan." " Your father was so against this, he decided to shut down the whole thing." "  So why didn't he?" "  He never got a chance to." " He died that night." " This is Donovan to all units." " Proceed immediately to the Great Steps and eliminate Weatherby and Helena." " No one is to enter the lab complex for the rest of the day." " And I mean no one." "  What are you gonna do?" "  I'm gonna go see Donovan." " My father didn't want him to get away with it so neither can I. Come on." "  Well, what do you want me to do?" "  Protect me." " That's funny." " I was just about to make the same suggestion." "( WEATHERBY EXCLAIMS)" "What the..." "I've got your back, Helena!" " That hurt." " That didn't feel good." " Whoa!" " Okay." " Well, I'm never gonna mess with you." " Never?" " Well, maybe in a controlled environment." " HELENA:" "There's gotta be another way into the lab." " WEATHERBY:" "Well, that's where I come in." " Come on." " Princess!" "( DOOR OPENING)" "Now that I have your attention, let me introduce you to the future." " This is amazing." " I can't believe my father never told me about this." " Well, I'm afraid that's not the only thing you don't know." " Donovan has taken my concept and used it for his own ends." " So stupid." " I should have done something earlier." " Now it's time to harvest." "( BEEPING)" "(ALARM SOUNDING)" "Okay, now what?" " Donovan has begun the download." " We got to go!" "  Do you think it will really work?" "  Of course!" " I created it!" " Look." "  Help them." "  I'm on it." " I'm on it." " Come on." " Come on." " I've got to bypass four security protocols to free them." " Not easy." " Now for the ultimate test." " The moment I've had to wait a year for." " I've kept him in superb fighting condition." " Send him in." "( GASPS)" "Hayate!" " My brother." "  Hayate." "  Kasumi." " Kasumi!" " Kasumi, I was afraid you would come looking for me." " Hayabusa." " How could you let this happen?" "  Your sister has the same strong will as you." "  Yes, she does." " But she lacks that perfect blend of skills, timing and strength that set you apart as the world's greatest warrior." " You have me." " Let them go." " First things first." " I challenge you to a fight." " You win, they all go free." " If you refuse my simple request, they die." " Your choice." " So be it." " Hayate!" "  No!" "  Hayate!" " Ayane." " I thought you were dead." " I will never leave your side." "  Come on." "  We're almost there." " Buyers from around the world," "I hope you've enjoyed this live demonstration of the sheer power of this new technology." " Thank you for your down payments." " Transmission to you of the download program will begin immediately." "  What's going on?" "  Oh, no." "  This is not good." "  What's not good?" " Donovan's transmitting the program to buyers across the world." " I have to stop him." " What?" " That was close." " Okay, time to call the cavalry." " Donavan needs to know this is over." "( SIGHS)" "What now?" " Bayman, grab the money from the vault." " Meet me outside the lab." " Look!" " He's headed this way." " I need more time to free the others." " Show me the money." " Oh, no, no, listen." " I can explain." " Look, just..." "You're not gonna get away with this, Donovan." " That's exactly what your father said right before I had him killed." " What a shame." " You didn't download my moves." " I think I underestimated you, Helena." " You believe the CIA will stop me?" " I don't think so." " I'll take this." " All your hard work right here." " By the time they get here, this place will be dust." " COMPUTER:" "Warning." " Self destruct activated." " Enjoy your life with your new girlfriend." " All three minutes of it." " Warning." " Self destruct activated." " Please evacuate immediately." " Follow me." " Warning." " Self destruct activated." " Please evacuate immediately." "( WEATHERBY GROANING)" "Warning." " Self destruct activated." " Please evacuate immediately." " Take care of this." " Come on." " Follow me." " Donovan's getting away." " Please evacuate immediately." " Go!" " I'll handle him." " Warning." " Two minutes." " Oh, no." " DONOVAN:" "Come on." " CHRISTIE:" "Tina!" " Kasumi!" " Warning." " Self destruct in..." "(CLANGING)" "Come on." " We got to get out of here." " Oh, no." " Some thief you are!" " The lab is gonna explode!" "  Forget the money!" "  No, I'm not leaving the money." "  We got to go now!" "  No!" "( ALARM BLARING)" "Ten seconds!" " Oh, no." "  Oh, my God." " Max." " The money." "  Weatherby." " Get out of here!" " It's gonna blow!" "  Come on." " There's another way out." "  We gotta go now!" "  MAX:" "What about the money?" "  Get in." " It leads to the ocean." "  Wallaby, the money." " The money!" "  This whole place is gonna explode!" "  Let's go!" "  Come on, let's go!" "  Forget the money." "  I don't swim!" " Go!" " Go!" " WEATHERBY:" "Move!" " CHRISTIE:" "Oh, shit!" "( SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "No." "( MOTOR REVVING)" " Hey!" "  HELENA:" "Boys!" "  What about the money?" "  Well, it was either me or the money." "  And Wallaby chose me." "  My name is Weatherby." " Weatherby." " Oh, for God's sakes, get a room!" " Don't you think that guy in the second row is cute?" " Is there a guy in this world you don't have a crush on?" " You can have him, but what about the other 300?" " Why don't we just split them up evenly?"