Top Ten Stupidest Pokemon

CaptainComedy17
The Pokemon that look the dumbest and act the stupidest. 

The Top Ten

1MagikarpMagikarp, known in Japan as Koiking is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.  It resembles an orange fish with whiskers.  It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels.  It is a water type that evolves ...read more. 

All hail magikarp for being able to beat all the legendaries at once with his ultimate move splash

Magikarp can't do anything except flop and jump!  Its super dumb! 

Gyrados is cool.. But magikarp?  Wasting time to catch it just catch gyrados..Z..

I wanted a gyrados so I was supposed to use a pokeball but I was so exited I used a master ball instead and splash does nothing.  How do you make it work?! 

Zubat is the WORST!  Useless to capture, weak in battle, but it has that attack ' SUPERSONIC!  You fight 10 million of these jerks every time you enter a cave, and every single time they confuse your leading Pokemon, causing endless battles as your Pokemon hurts itself and Zubat whittles down its strength with tackle or growl. 

Zubat is so stupid!  Can't learn many good moves until he is fully evolved but fully evolving it can be hard for certain people. 

I don't know why they think it's okay to keep putting Zubat in the new games.  We've already caught it, in like every other predecessor, why would we care about catching it in the eighth game we see it? 

4PikachuPikachu are a species of Pokémon, fictional creatures that appear in an assortment of video games, animated television shows and movies, trading card games, and comic books licensed by The Pokémon Company, a Japanese corporation. 

You people are totally wrong because pikachu is awesome oh and he's really cute

Pikachu is advertised as the strongest Pokemon in the cartoons but that is a load of bull.  Lets get serious, it can't take down a steelix, it will never take down a jynx and you can be god damn sure that it won't be able to last a second against a dialga.  When I first got Pokemon I wanted a Pikachu so badly that I sacrificed almost everything to get to it money, Pokemon etc.  I thought it would be the very best likeno Pokemon every was.  See what I did there.  But I was so wrong, the fact is it can't last a second in battle and that's why this Pokemon sucks. 

Well there is a reason I find it kinda annoying that every time ash finds a rival and the rival just got a new starter from the Professor, here comes Ash "I challenge you" he throws out pikachu and pikachu ha a draw or loses!  We all know that any of ash's Pokemon would be able to beat it.  But no... Pikachu could never beat a new starter Pokemon!  It's SO FUSTRATING! 

5WeedleWeedle is a worm-like Pokémon in the Pokémon series.  It evolves to Kakuna, which evolves to Beedrill.  Its name may come from "worm" and "needle", or "weed" and "needle", referencing that it chews weeds, helping gardeners. 

I just agreed with this one to comment.  Weedle may have crappy stats, but compared to Caterpie, it knows poison sting.  Yeah.  What does Caterpie know?  Tackle?  Imagine a caterpillar tackling ANYTHING!  You touch a Weedle, you're poisoned and you slowly die.  Besides, it evolves eventually into Beedrill.  It may have crappy stats/moves, but it looks so cool that it's one of my personal favorites. 

Worse than Caterpie when you need to battle one because Caterpie can't poison you, Weedle has got to be at least the stupidest bug Pokémon ever.  First of all it's ugly.  Secondly, it's weak, and it's favorite thing to do is poison you.  Last but not least, you probably hate this thing! -  turtwig

6UnownUnown is a Psychic type Pokémon from the Johto region, taking on the form of letters and punctuation.  It is often considered the weakest Pokémon, with low stats and access to only one move, Hidden Power (which can be learnt by nearly every Pokémon anyway)

Unown is very stupid it can oly learn one move hidden power this is the worst one ever

This thing is absolutely idiotic.  I have no idea why this hideous creature even exists.  What am I talking about? 

I'm talking about how Unown is supposed to look like the Latin Alphabet, even though it was created in Japan.  You know, where characters are used instead of letters?  Terrible idea.  Just terrible. 

1 Bad Move, bad stas, bad type, this thing blows.  It also creates a highly inconvenient form of Code Writing.  Even worse than Magikarp, who gets a great evolution that is severely allergic to electricity.  Pursuit it to death and you are fine. 

What's up with this guy?  First of on my HeartGold game, I encountered a FEMALE Mr. MIME!  Why's it called a Mr. Mime if it can be female?  I don't understand!  Second off, it's kinda creepy looking...

We need a new Pokemon... Let's just make a human which has physchic powers that can be used for basically a little mind game. -  TheGamehero

Mr. Mime is basically just a human playing a clown in the circus.  Pokemon are supposed to relate to real life animals besides from humans.  Also, the gender ratio of Mr. Mime (emphasis on mr. )  is 50% male, 50% female.  This means that half of these "misters" are females. 

U hh game freak: let's make s pokemon with jester shoesPerson: let's go boss way to goMe:really?!Why is it wearing shies!  @It is also obsessed with cleaning and I don't know why people actually love it its specially ugly and it's based on a mime!  creepy ones look at their art on mire creepy mime it's on Internet then u will really hate this cap trash

9MeowthMeowth is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.  Created by Ken Sugimori, Meowth first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels.  In addition, it was one of the Pokémon to get an Alolan variant.  It later appeared in various merchandise, spinoff ...read more. 

You know what doesn't make sense?  In the anime Team Rocket was always thinking about paychecks.  Why didn't they just get Meowth to learn Pay Day?!  Now instead of doing that, they are in stupid Black and White and aren't even funny anymore!  What happened to "We're Blasting of Again! "? 

Jessie and James have asked Meowth to learn Pay Day before, but the thing is, because Meowth walks and speaks English, he can't learn any more moves. 

Meowth in team rocket is amazing and an awesome manipulator. 

But seriously, black and white?  Seriously? 

I am a HUGE fan of the Pokemon anime, especially the villains, but what happened to the awkward, pathetic, failers, that Team Rocket used to be?  Now they jetpack off instead of blasting off.  Its sad. 

Yeah definitely just learn Payday 2 and rob some banks.  And MEOWTH is so dumb.  But then again, he is smarter then Jessie and James and probably the best in there team. 

There is nothing worse than fighting multiple Metapods in a row using harden over and over until they take virtually no damage. 

Actually, everyone who said that it only knows harden, that's only if you catch it as a Metapod.  I'm replaying Leaf Green and I caught it as a Caterpie and it of course didn't forget all its moves before evolving.  Now I have an amazing Butterfree - awesomeyveltal

The Contenders

11Luvdisc

If it had evolved into Alomomola, then it would have some point in being a Pokmon.  Poor Luvdisc, it will never be loved for its disc-ness. 

One of the few pokemon I think is pointless, Luvdisc has no good stats except for speed, and good speed is pointless is you don't have decent attack/sp attack/support moves to back it up.  It looks both stupid and unoriginal (love heart pokemon?  Sure, why not? )  and can't evolve into anything good (unlike magikarp and zubat).Magikarp is Game Freak making fun of their own game mechanics, and I can't hate Zubat after Crobat helped me immensely thoughout Pokemon Pearl. Both Delibird and Unown are also stupid and worse pokemon to use, but Luvdisc don't even have a point behind it. 

Okay... This thing is pathetic.  It gets the ability Swift Swim to pointlessly boost its somewhat passable speed while possessing awful defenses and attacking stats while learning a grand total of 2 different types of moves excluding Hidden Power (Water and Ice moves).  And by the way... WHERE THE HELL IS UNOWN ON THIS LIST!