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On Twitter, amid the hundreds and hundreds of posts flying around on my feed last night, one stuck in my mind, and it still galls me.  It said something to the effect of, “Even if you aren’t religious, you can still offer prayers in support of Paris.” 

I didn’t want to get in a war of words (or 140 characters or less) with a stranger, especially when there are bigger, badder things to be worried about.  However, it’s enough of an issue with me that I would like to point some things out. 

First of all, prayer is an integral part of religion.  Any religion.  If I’m not religious, that means that I don’t believe in religion, and therefore I don’t believe in prayer. 

Second, religion is based on arrogance.  Let me qualify that statement by explaining that every person thinks the religion they follow is the “right” religion, and believes that every other religion is the “wrong” religion.  The monotheistic religions we hear about the most – Christianity, Judaism and Islam – are only a portion of what peoples’ belief systems are based upon.  There are something in the neighborhood of 4,200 religions being practiced today.  Which one is right? 

Third, religions are created by humans.  I’m sure you’ve heard of people saying they are going to “create their own religion” or “start their own church.”  This is how all belief systems are born.  Each faction comes up with its own rules and rituals.  Think about Scientology: It was created by a former Navy guy who wrote science fiction.  I mean, c’mon – what the hell is a “space opera” anyway?? 

Fourth, religions rely on mystery and lack of education.  Leaders are always touted as knowing more than the rest of the followers.  They are always revered for being more “blessed” than everyone else too.  This is how religions continue to thrive.  Think about the infamous Warren Jeffs and his “flock” – they all believe that he is some sort of prophet, and they hang on his every word.  None of the kids growing up in the group know how to read or write properly and have memorized church elders as their only education.  Obviously this is a famous group often singled out for its cult-ish behaviors.  Pull back a little and look at all of the religions with the same eyes, and realize that leaders and organizers rely on the followers not questioning anything, or if they do, always circling back to the idea that the leaders know best.  With all of the scientific discoveries we have made in the past century, how can anyone still believe in a virgin birth? 

Fifth, believers tend to assign human characteristics to the objects they worship.  For example, all of us have heard, “God will be angry” or “God will be sad” if we do certain things.  Says who?  We do.  That’s right, humans. 

Sixth, non-believers are not amoral.  I don’t steal, I don’t cheat, I don’t kill other people or intentionally harm other creatures.  I live a pretty upstanding life, and that is without following one or two particular religions and relying on them to be my conscience.  Here’s something interesting: In some areas of South America, before Christianity was introduced, there was less crime because everyone lived under the same code and worked together to make a harmonious community.  It was truly shameful to steal or kill.  After Christianity, crime became more prevalent – because they started believing that “God would forgive them.” 

Seventh and last, what has prayer done for me?  People offer to pray for me all of the time, and I thank them because it makes them feel better.  I’ve been signed up for continuous prayer circles, many times, with or without my knowledge or consent.  But this is what it boils down to: If I get better, then it was “God’s will.”  If I don’t get better, I either didn’t believe hard enough, didn’t pray enough, or it was “God’s will.”  With either outcome I have no hand in whether I get better or not.  Honestly, I think that the idea of praying has allowed people to become lazy.  They can post on Facebook or Twitter that they’re praying for the people in France, or for praying for starving children in third world countries, or for gun violence to end, but then they don’t actually do anything.  They think it’s enough to say that they’re praying and it magically elevates them to being better people. 

This weekend I received two random friend requests on Facebook, both men claiming to be named John.  One had no friends listed, his background pic was of an army unit crouching on the ground and his individual photo was of a guy who was about 26 with full sleeve tattoos.  There is nothing listed like his hometown or location, only that he is divorced.  The second was of a guy who looked middle aged and had about 8 “friends,” all women, and his cover showed him getting into the European driver’s side of a luxury car.  Before I accepted their friend requests I did a reverse lookup of their photos to see if they were borrowed.  No hits, so I accepted, which is pretty out of character for me.  Wouldn’t you know it – they both hit me up within 20 minutes of each other to introduce themselves 24 hours after I accepted their requests. 

John #1 (Army): where are you from..
Me: I’m from Minnesota.  My page contains a ton of info, but yours has none. 
J1: who told you that my is nonewow nice to meet you, I am from Austin,Texas and I am currently stationed now in Afghanistan for peace keeping we need you prayers..
Me (cringing at the prayers reference): I have a friend in Austin.  Are you Army, or Marines? 
J1: Are you married and you have any kids?  and what are you doing for a living……and how old are youMe: I am not married and don’t have kids, it wasn’t my destiny this life.  I’m 41. 
J1: i am single divorce my ex cheated on me and i have 1 grown kid and one adopted son…….i am 42 nowOh I see, would you like to get remarried again…?Me: I’ve never been married. 
J1: i have been in afghanistan fro 14years nowoh Okay, would you like to be in love again..?i am looking fro the right women to get in love with again ….how about you …how about you
Me: Well, the love question is a tough one.  I am not sure how this brain disease is going to play out, and because it’s so rare, the doctors don’t know either. 
J1: why don’t you want to be remarried again or be in love with someone again
Me: Quite frankly, I don’t know if I will ever be well enough to date again. 
J1: that will never be true
Me: You are optimistic?  I have had 10 surgeries in 4 years, the doctors have decided to stop operating on me for now. 
J1: why dont he operating on you

Okay, at this point I’m thinking there’s a little Google Translate going on! 

Me: Because all of the operations have failed to fix the problem.  So are you using your Facebook page strictly to find romance? 
J1: no i don’t use it
(Except for now??) 
J1: i am looking fro the right women to get in love with again ….how about you …
Me: I’m not into women. 
J1: why not? 
Me: I’m just not.  I see tatts on your profile pic.  Where have you been getting them done?J1: there is no tatts on my profil pic

(I can see that the guy in the picture has tattoos from his shoulders all the way down to his wrists, full sleeves)

Me: I am on a laptop and can see pictures on a larger scale, it looks like you have full sleeve tatts.  Is that not correct? 

J1: there is not some thing like what you are saying to me

Me: I can see the top of the bicep in the picture. 

J1: dont make me to be came angree with you

Me: So you don’t have tattoos? 

J1: yes i have but first i did not know what you were saying..What are you looking to meet on here..? 

Me: I’m not looking to meet anyone on Facebook.  I’m also not doing internet dating. 

J1: why

Me: I’m not well enough to date right now. 

J1: why dont you want to be in love with me or any one

Me: I have to concentrate on my health right now. 

J1: i no thta you have to concentrate no your health now but you can be in love wells concentrate no your health

Do you have Yahoo Messenger Id were we can get to know more about each other..? 

Me: I’m sorry, I don’t use Yahoo messenger.  I can’t put any energy into dating right now. 

I was hoping that it was lights out soon for him, since it was about midnight his time when he messaged me…if in fact he was where he said he was. 

Then John #2 hit me up:

J2: Hello C____ .  you have a good and nice name , i really like you so much to be your and i will like to be friend, Have interest i knowing more about you, am a nice good and honest person 49 years of age .  hope to hear from you soon . 

Me; Hello John, where are you from? 

J2: Am from Brazil but i live in Californian

Me: I noticed you were getting in on the European side of the car in your cover photo. 

J2: I took the photo when i was in England , do you like the photo

Me: It’s a great action photo. 

J2: Lol … you look pretty

How old are you if i may ask ? 

Me: Thanks.  I’m not on Facebook to date or make hookups though, just be warned. 

J2: Why do you say that ? 

Me: Well, I usually don’t accept friend requests from people I don’t know because I post somewhat personal stuff. 

J2: But why do you accept me , don’t you like me ? 

Me: I am always open to making new friends, but there are some things I post on Facebook that people who don’t know me wouldn’t understand. 

J2: I understand that so very well, i don’t get into people stuffs i just like the person you are and i am looking for friendship that’s the reason why i send the request

(Yeah, right!) 

J2: Am 49 years of age How do you see me ?  But right now am in Africa for work

(Ah ha – there it is!!) 

Me: What are you working on there? 

J2: I work as an Contractor and right now u got a work of roads so am making it and directing am also the Supervisor. 

what do you do for a living ? 

Me: I am not well enough to work now.  I’m not sure if I will be able to work again.  I have had 10 brain surgeries. 

J2: Ohh so sorry to hear that what has gone wrong with your brain ? 

Me: It is a rare disease – so rare that I might be the only one with it – and none of the doctors know what it is or what to call it.  They have tried 10 operations and have decided for now to stop operating. 

J2: How did it go on with you ? Qhat are the observation, i think you are on good track right now and i don’t think there is something wrong with you but i may not understand please explain

Me: You mean, how did I become sick? 

When I am upright, the fluid in my brain presses on the nerves that lead to my face and also puts pressure on my brain stem.  My face becomes paralyzed and I can’t see, and it also makes me very dizzy and unable to walk. 

J2: and how do you get along ?  does that have any problem with the way you talk or send message ? 

Me: I can’t drive or walk great distances.  When I lay down, the fluid moves away from the nerves that it presses on, so I can see nearly perfectly again.  So in order to do anything, I have to be laying down flat. 

J2: i can send you some african herbs and will heal you but it’s cost

Me: lol – no thank you, no herbs necessary. 

J2: You don’t believe in herbs ? 

Me: That would be like throwing parsley down your clogged drain. 

After that, crickets. 

This just reminds me of a Family Guy episode that a friend sent me a long time ago – it has to do with a guy insisting that a few minutes with his penis would cure a woman of all of her problems.  I am convinced that is the universal belief around the world.