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Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourdI called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone.  Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn. When you answered and said, “Whatsup?”  I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry.  You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea. Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one.  I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza.  You asked me what that something else was. We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.”  When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably. It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.