"Surprise!" " Happy birthday, Daddy!" " Make a wish!" " I wish..." "I'm not going to tell you." " Come on, blow them out!" " Give me some sugar, girl." " One more candle and the smoke alarm would've gone off." " The big 5-0." " You know, your beard's getting gray." " Kind of makes you look old." " It's all right." " I still love you." " Bye, Pa." " Good morning!" "  Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh." "  Where's Rianne?" "  She's upstairs." " Good morning." "  That's my bacon!" "  It's mine now." " Don't you close doors around here?" " Baby, what's this on my tie?" " That is an ugly spot." " Thanks." " Sharp as a tack." " I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy!" " Just don't take any questions about cooking." " Don't step in the egg!" " What am I thinking?" " I should have checked the floor for egg!" " Do you know a man named Michael Hunsaker?" " Jesus!" " Michael Hunsaker!" "  What did he want?" "  Your office called." " He's tried to reach you for three days." " I haven't talked to him in 12 years!" " Wait a minute." " That would make me 50!" " That means that you're..." "We're not gonna discuss that." " Forget the eggs." "  Roger?" "  Yeah, baby?" " How come I never heard of Michael Hunsaker?" " Just never talked about him." " Vietnam buddy?" " Eat your own cake." " Vietnam buddy." " Nick and the kids left without me." " He left without you?" " Come on, I never get enough of my baby." " This is my New Year's Eve dress." " Do you like it?" " Isn't it cool?" " It's beautiful." " Have a good birthday." " Goddamn heartbreaker!" " I'll buy you a new one." " Perfect." " Happy 50th, Rog." " 4-King-3-2 en route to the sniper call." " Everybody down!" " Get down!" " Look who's here." "  What do you got here?" "  Sniper." "  What's he doing?" "  Shooting kids." " One officer's down." " The guy's a nut." " He's still inside, and we can't get to him." "  You got SWAT team coming in?" "  No ETA." " Well, I'll see you around." " Let me through, let me through!" " Nine years old." " Nine?" "  How good a shot is this guy?" "  What?" " Does he shoot at random?" " Does he shoot specific kids?" " What?" "  At random." "  And the weapon?" "  Automatic and loud." "  Any hostages up there?" " Not that we know of." " Where you going?" " Riggs." " Get the hell back here." " Get down!" " You'll get in the line of fire." " What are you, crazy?" " Get out of here!" " He'll shoot you!" " Mr. Sniper, sir!" " Get away!" " I'm still here, asshole!" " Or do you only do kids?" " Shut up!" " Come on, move, move!" " Clear the area!" " You're one psycho son of a bitch but you're good." " Happy birthday, Rog!" " We got a hooker." " No, it's Dixie." " Would you please tell these bozos to lay off?" " You bozos, lay off." " Had a jumper here last night." " She saw it happen." " Got her statement, send her home." " Thanks." " I'm beat." " You know how it is." " All dressed up, no one to blow." " You're hilarious!" " I can't believe you damn cops!" " The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker." " Age 22." " Prostitute." " One arrest, no convictions." " Born in Tennessee." "  Parents..." " What was the name?" " The parents." " Michael and Claire." " You know them?" " Find out who bought it, who's paying the bills." "  That will take some looking into." "  So look!" " Hello, honey." " Give me the number for Michael Hunsaker." " The man we talked about?" " Your Vietnam buddy?" "  You just mentioned him this morning." "  What's wrong?" " His daughter just dove out the window." " I got it." " Good, huh?" " Tasty?" " Smooth?" "  Yeah, that's good." "  You better fucking believe it." " Let's do it." " How much?" " How much for how much?" " For all of it." "  You want it all?" " He wants it all." "  Beautiful." "  All right!" "  Maybe a six-footer to put it under." " You want a tree?" " I'll tell you what." " I'll give you the best tree on the lot for nothing." " But the shit's gonna cost you 100." " That much?" " That's a fair price." " You only live once." " Get this together here." " 20, 40 60, 70..." " What the fuck?" "  Hey, man!" " Shut up, I'm losing count." " 93, 94, 95, 96..." "Forget it, dumbshit!" " One hundred thousand!" " One hundred thousand dollars!" "  Did you hear what he said?" "  A hundred thousand?" " I can't afford that." " Not on my salary." " But look, I got a better idea." " Let me say I take the whole stash off your hands for free and you assholes go to jail." " What do you say?" " I could read you your rights, but you already know what your rights are." " This badge ain't real." " You ain't real." " You sure are a crazy son of a bitch." " I'm crazy?" " You think I am crazy?" " I'll show you crazy." " That's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real gun." " Okay, pal." " Noses in the dirt, assholes!" " Where's your buddy?" " What do you got?" " Three down and one loose." " He's got black hair and a red shirt." " Okay, let's go." " Freeze!" " Give me the gun!" " Up, up!" " How's it feel, sucker?" " Shoot him!" " Drop it!" " Shoot him!" " Shoot him!" "  Shut the fuck up!" "  Shoot this prick!" " Shoot him!" " Somebody shoot this prick!" " Shoot me, shoot me." " Shut up!" " Shut the fuck up!" " Put them down!" "  I warn you!" " I'm gonna shoot you!" "  Shoot him!" " Shut the fuck up!" " Shut up!" " Shoot me!" " Shoot him!" " Get him out of there." " It ain't worth it." " Thanks." " Come on, Sam." " Attaboy, attaboy." " Hey, guys." " Up you go, Sam." " Come on." " How you been there, Sam?" " Been catching mice today?" " What kind of a day did you have?" " You haven't been doing anything, you lazy son of a bitch." " I'll get you a sandwich because that's all there is." " Beer for me." " Looks like turkey." " I got us a surprise here." " 13-inch color TV set." " We can watch reruns of Lassie together." " Hey, wait up already!" " Merry Christmas!" " Deck the halls!" " Joyous Yuletide!" " I miss you Victoria Lynn." " That's silly, isn't it?" " I'll see you later." " I'll see you much later." " Once more with feeling, on three." " Damn it, Cooley." " Do it on three, or go on the street." " Silent night" "Are you telling me Riggs is playing a game?" " Sure." " He wants the cash." " But he'll come around." " That's a very dangerous attitude to take, captain." " May I remind you, his wife of 11 years was recently killed in a car accident." "  He pulls his gun when he shouldn't." "  I know all about him." "  Not enough." "  He's a tough bastard." " He's on the edge." " I'm telling you, he may be psychotic." " That's a bunch of psych bullshit." " You're making a mistake by keeping him in the field." " The man is suicidal." " You're sure of that diagnosis?" " You have no doubts?" " There are no absolutes in life." " End of discussion." " We're gonna wait." " If he offs himself, then we'll know I was wrong." " You're making a mistake." " Excuse me." " Asshole!" " Roger, you're way behind the times." " The guys in the '80s aren't tough." " They're sensitive people." " They show emotions around women and shit like that." " I think I'm an '80s man." " How you figure?" " Last night I cried in bed." " How's that?" " Were you with a woman?" " I was alone." " Why do you think I was crying?" " Merry Christmas." " Sounds like an '80s man to me." "  News on the Hunsaker case." "  That was quick." " So was the autopsy." " They're not calling it a suicide." " Surprise, surprise." " The coroner found evidence she used barbiturates." " Brilliant detective work." " There were pills all over." " Right." " That's not the surprise." " Surprise is, someone doctored the pills." " Every capsule was loaded with drain cleaner." " She'd have died anyway." " This case stinks." " You know, you looked younger with the beard." " Thanks, captain." " You shaved the beard." " Some detective." "  Two more things." "  Shoot." " The condition of the sheets indicates someone else was in bed with Amanda." " That's "A."" "What's "B"?" "" B" is, I'm to tell you you're breaking in a new partner on this." " Partner again?" " Some cat on loan from Dope." " Real burnout, on the ragged edge." " Perfect." " Gun!" " Rog, meet your new partner." " I'm too old for this shit." " There are those who say you're a good cop." " I try." " I heard about your little stunt yesterday." " Pretty heroic." " I pulled your file." " Said you worked in the Phoenix project in Vietnam." " That right?" " Assassination stuff." " It's over, you know." " What is?" " The war." " Yes, I know." " Just thought I'd remind you." " That's some serious shit you carry." " Be my guest." " .9mm Beretta." " Takes 15 in the mag, one up the pipe wide ejection port, no feed jams." " What you got?" " Four-inch Smith." " Six-shooter?" " A lot of old-timers carry those." " File also said you're heavy into martial arts." " Tai chi and all that killer stuff." " I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon." " Let's just cut the shit." " We both know why I was transferred." " Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, so nobody wants to work with me." " Or they think I'm faking to draw psycho pension so nobody wants to work with me." " Basically, I'm fucked." " Guess what?" "  I don't wanna work with you." "  Hey, don't." " Ain't got no choice." " Looks like we both got fucked." " Terrific." " God hates me, that's what it is." " Hate Him back." " It works for me." "  Good afternoon, Mr. Mendez." "  How you doing?" " Did you pat him down?" "  We went through this act already." "  Go through it again." " Who are you?" " That's hardly important, but you may call me Mr. Joshua." " Let's go." " Great, swell." " Mr. Joshua, huh?" " General, Mr. Mendez is here." " You call this music?" " I can get a better band for half the price." " I don't wanna hear any of this shit." " Let's get it right." " Mr. Mendez, how are you?" " I'm fine." " Where did you get him?" " Psychos 'R' Us?" " I don't think you're funny." " I don't think this whole goddamn setup's funny." " You're using mercenaries." " Tell me I'm wrong!" " You're not wrong." " You expect me to trust these bozos?" " My people are loyal." " They are loyal to me." " Bullshit." " Do you smoke?" " What does that got to do with anything?" " Do you smoke?" "!" " Give me your lighter." "  My lighter?" "  Your lighter!" " Okay." " Right here." " Here." " Take it." " What the fuck is wrong with you guys?" " Shut your mouth!" " Shut up!" " And don't move." " Mr. Joshua, your left arm, please." " Hey, you guys are fucking gone." " You know what I am saying?" " Jesus Christ, man!" " You guys are fucking crazy, man." " Come on!" " Have Endo look at that, Mr. Joshua." " Yes, sir." " You wish to do business with us, yes?" " Jesus Christ!" " You wish to make a purchase, yes?" " Yes, yes!" " Jesus Christ, yes." " You guys are out there like fucking Pluto, man." " You're gone!" " The heroin will be here Friday night." " We'll make delivery at that time." " Have the money ready, and no tricks." " If you try anything, you'll have to talk to Mr. Joshua." " Yeah, right." " Joshua." " I got you." " Merry Christmas." " Yeah, right." " You too, pal." " Mike the autopsy report showed that Amanda was poisoned." " Even if she hadn't jumped, she'd be dead." "  She was murdered." "  Murdered?" " Jesus!" " I can't take this." " I just can't take this." " Why did you try to get in touch with me?" " I heard that you were..." "Somebody told me you were working out here." " I thought maybe you could get her out." " Get her out of what?" " Get her out of the stuff she was into." " She was making videotapes." " Pornographic videotapes." " I thought maybe you could just get her out, help her." " Easy, Mike." " You owe me, Roger." " Remember?" " I remember." " I want you to find whoever's responsible for this however many of them there are." " I know you can do it." " Just find them and kill them." " I'm a police officer." " I don't give a shit you're a police officer!" " Kill them!" " Just kill them!" " Wait." " Wait, Rog." " Come on." " You find them and you kill them." " You can do that." " You owe me." " Yeah, I owe you." " Gotta go, man." " What did he mean when he said you owed him?" " We served together in 1965." " la Drang Valley." " Saved my life." " Took a bayonet in the lungs." "  That was nice of him." "  I thought so." "  Want me to drive?" "  You're supposed to be suicidal." " Anybody who drives in this town is suicidal." " All units, possible jumper at Santa Monica and Orlando." " 7" " A-21, handle code 2." "  All units, come in, please." "  Gotcha!" "  What's the number of your car?" "  3-William-56." " 3-William-56 en route." " I love this job!" " It's so exciting!" " Copy." " Police psychologist on the way." " Hey, boss, can we put the sirens on?" " Guys, I'm glad you're here." "  Where's the psychologist?" "  In traffic." " Who is this guy?" " Salesman named McCleary." " He was at an office party and just went outside." "  You think he'll go?" "  Seems serious enough." " Who knows?" "  I can handle this." "  You qualified?" "  I've done it before." "  You're elected." "  No guns, no jujitsu." " Bring him down." "  Roger." " 10-4." "  Who are you?" "  Riggs, Homicide." " Yes, sir." " He's over there on the end." " Merry Christmas." " Leave me alone!" " Please leave me alone!" " Why you doing this?" " None of your damn business!" " Fair enough." " Look, I'm just gonna come out there, okay?" " No, don't!" " You touch me, I'm gonna jump!" " Take it easy, for chrissake!" " I don't like this any better than you do." " I can't stand heights." " This makes me dizzy." " Just give me a chance to talk to you." " I'm gonna stand on the ledge with you." " Don't go." " Not out on the ledge." " You're not the first guy to think of this, you know." " A lot of people got problems during this season." "  You know shit!" "  No, you're wrong, pal." " You know nothing!" " Don't touch me!" "  Easy." "  I didn't do anything wrong!" " I know that." " It's not like you're murdering anyone." "  That's right!" "  That's right." " The only one I hurt is me!" " Me!" " That's right." " I know you're hurting." " I get it." "  Okay, now." " Come on." "  Don't come near me!" " Give me a break." " My boss is watching me." " I gotta make it look like I'm trying to save you." " Come on." " I'm just gonna stand here and talk to you." " That's all." " You won't try nothing?" " I'm square with you." " I won't try a thing." " You think I want to fall off?" " I promise, I'll just talk to you." " All right." " Here, you want a cigarette?" " Come on, let's smoke, okay?" " Go on, take it." " Take our time and both die of cancer." " I'd hate you to leave without me." " What are you doing?" " See this key?" " Bye-bye!" " You're crazy!" " You can jump, but you'd be taking me with you, making you a murderer." "  Bastard!" "  You'd be killing a cop." " I'd be killing a psycho nut cop!" " But I'm still a cop." " You coming in?" "  I'm jumping!" "  Do you really wanna jump?" " Do you wanna?" " Well, then that's fine with me." " Come on!" " Let's do it, asshole." " I want to do it." " Shit!" " Let's go again!" " Come on, it was great." " Help me!" " Help me loose!" " He's trying to kill me!" " Did you see that?" " He's out of his mind!" " He's crazy!" " Those are my cuffs." " I want them back." "  Don't you touch me!" "  What the fuck did you just do?" " I controlled the jump!" " You wanted him down?" " He's down!" "  Come here!" "  Come where?" " Here with me!" " Get in here!" " Okay, no bullshit!" " You want to kill yourself?" " Shut up!" " Yes or no?" " You want to die?" "  I got the job done!" "  Just answer the question!" " What do you want to hear, man?" " That sometimes I think about eating a bullet?" " Well, I do!" " I got a special one for the occasion with a hollow point." " Make sure it blows the back of my goddamn head out!" " Do it right." " Every single day I wake up, and I think of a reason not to do it." " Every single day." " And you know why I don't?" " This is gonna make you laugh." " The job." " Doing the job." " That's the reason." "  You want to die!" "  I don't." " I'm not afraid of it." " Here, take my gun." " Don't nibble on the barrel, pull the trigger." " Be my guest!" " Go ahead if you're serious!" " You shouldn't tempt me." " In your mouth." " Bullet may go through your ear and not kill you." " Under the chin's just as good!" " You're not trying to draw a psycho pension." " You really are crazy." " I'm hungry." " I'm gonna go and get something to eat." " I don't know." " He's hurting." " He's in pain." " There's something eating away at this guy." " He's on the edge." " I think Riggs has a death wish, that's what it is." " Terrific." " So you're saying I should worry?" " I think you should worry." " When he goes, you don't wanna be near him." " Thank you, doctor." " You've been very, very helpful." " You're welcome." " I'm too old for this shit." " You hungry?" " No!" " I'm not hungry." "  Want me to drive?" "  No!" " I'll drive!" "  You get in that side!" "  All right." " You drive." " You get a bad personal call?" " What is it?" " Did the stock market crash?" " Don't worry." " Here, have a French fry." " Fifty years old." " What a birthday." " Goddamn, 50 years old!" " Been on the force 20 years, not a scratch on me." " Got a wife, kids, house, fishing boat." " I can kiss all that goodbye because my new partner has a death wish." " My life is over." " Would you just shut up here!" " Why are you talking to me anyway?" " I'm a dead man!" " I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants." "  I didn't know." "  Know what?" " That it was your birthday today." " It was yesterday." " Well, happy birthday for yesterday." " Sincerely." " Happy birthday, man." " Thanks." " Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present." " Don't thank me now." " It's the least I can do after all the kindness that you've shown me." " Are you gonna tell me where we're going?" " We're together on this." " Beverly Hills." " We got an address on Amanda Hunsaker's meal ticket." " Remember, he's not a suspect yet." " So we question him, not damage him." " I won't hurt." " I'll let you do all the talking." " Let me do all the talking." " Experience counts here." "  You're not gonna smoke in the car." "  Well, I am." " Does this bother you?" " I'll put it out." " It bothers me." "  Does it?" "  Yeah." " How about I open a window?" " That's not the point." " I have to watch out for my lungs, exercise, take care of myself." " 4241 coming up." " Bingo." "  Do we have a warrant?" "  We don't need one with the gate club." " Didn't take them long, huh?" " Hey, guys, go on in!" " Make yourselves at home!" "  Thank you." "  Merry Christmas!" " Don't need a warrant with an invitation." " I saw this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless." " Get the door." " Nice and easy." "  Looks like the Garden of Eden." "  Look at this!" " Paradise." " Isn't that sweet?" " I'm thinking probable cause." " Get the girls!" " Okay, asshole!" " Move!" " Come on!" " Get out!" " Fast!" " Move!" " Get your hands on that tree and face each other!" " Hands in front of you!" "  My leg, man!" "  Don't move, or I'll break your arm." " Got them!" " Show me your hands!" " Right now!" " Put your hands out there!" " See how easy that was?" " Boom!" " Still alive." " Now we question him." " You know why?" " Because I didn't kill him or jump off a building with him." " The building guy lived." " The point being, no killing." "  No killing, right." "  Right." " Piece of cake." " Now I'm happy." " Read him his rights." " I'll stand here being happy." " He's got a gun!" " You ever met anybody you didn't kill?" " Well, I haven't killed you yet." " Don't do me no favors." " Don't you worry." " The coroner gave the body a ride downtown." " I guess we can get out of here." " I'm sorry about that shit I said out there." " You saved my life." " Thank you." " I bet that hurt to say." " You'll never know." " Let's get a bite to eat." " Get my shoes on." "  Mom, Rog is coming." "  Okay, Carrie." " Here's my little welcoming committee!" " Where's my daughter?" " Which one...?" "  Come on, Daddy." "  This one's my daughter!" " Home, both of you." " Dinnertime." " How are you doing?" " I am doing all right." " How are you?" " Is that a crook?" " No, this is my new partner, Martin." "  What's your name?" "  Carrie." " I'm glad you're home at a sensible hour." " Well, I try to be a sensible dad." "  Come on in, Martin." "  Want the door shut?" " Yeah, close the door." " Hello, Nick." " Get your legs off the arm of the couch." " How you doing?" " Is Mommy in the kitchen?" " Let's sneak up on Mommy." " Hello, baby!" " I want you to meet..." "I'd like you to meet Daddy's new partner." "  Martin Riggs." "  How are you?" "  This is my wife, Trish." "  Pleased to meet you." " Martin's gonna join us for dinner." "  Roast okay with you?" "  What's for dinner?" " We'll see what's for dinner." " This is a brown, sticky..." "It's roast." " How's a brown, roast-like substance?" "  Roger, you're being an asshole." "  I try not to be." "  Want a drink?" "  What do you got?" " We have Canadian Mist..." " You like Canadian Mist?" "  Honey, it's in the back." " How come we didn't have fish?" " I thought we had fish tonight." " Don't worry about the fish." " Getting defensive..." "Ever go fishing?" " Not since I was a kid." " I used to go spearfishing." " All I caught was a cold." " I got that boat out there." " Rianne, get the dessert." " Rianne!" " Your mother said get the dessert." "  Get the dessert." "  Shut up." " Catalina Island." " Nothing exciting, but I catch my allotment." " Not bad." " You can catch a few things out there." " I caught my wife out there." " Nice fishing out there." " Mr. Riggs, want a tart?" " Thank you, yes." " Call me Martin." " Mr. Riggs." " Sit down." " Rianne, it's not the first time we've had company." " Could've fooled me." " My name is Carrie, I'm no fairy My sister's cheery" "She's in love With this guy named Martin..." "Nicholas!" " Come on." " It was really good!" " Wouldn't you say?" " Yeah, Dad!" " Why don't you try it?" " It was good." " Yeah, there you go." " I'm gonna find a partner My name is Roger" "And I need to be "modger" And a secret "hodger"" "You need some help." " I am awful." " Hey, sarge!" " Thanks for taking out the garbage." " But, honey, I'm entertaining our guest." " What do you think?" " It's nice." " You know anything about boats?" "  I know how much they cost." "  Can you sail this?" " What's wrong with you?" " It's not a sailboat." " That's what I thought." " There's no trick to it." " That's the front, that's the back, water all around." " Why you gotta make things so complicated?" " Thanks." " I don't." " Things get complicated all by themselves." " You mean Amanda Hunsaker's murder, huh?" " Did I mention that?" " I didn't." " Didn't have to." " I can read your mind." " What's the matter with you?" "  Why is there a problem?" "  There's no problem." " You got one dead girl, one dead guy." " The guy kills the girl." " We kill him because he wants us to be dead guys." " That's easy for you to say." " A sugar daddy is dealing drugs." " She said, did or saw something she wasn't supposed to." " He pitches her off the balcony into the sweet by-and-by." " That's why he came at us with a shotgun today." " I'm sorry." " It's just a little too easy, too neat." " I can't swallow it." " Of course it's neat." " What's wrong with neat?" " I like neat." " By neat, you mean simple." "  You okay?" "  Watch out!" " What button did you push?" " What you doing?" " Where's my manual?" " Is this what you're looking for, captain?" " You asshole!" " Didn't mean to interrupt an intellectual conversation..." "What is it?" " Mark asked me to a club tomorrow night." "  You're grounded." " You know that." "  Please, Daddy?" " Which one is Mark?" "  The blond one." "  With pits in his face?" " Those are dimples." " Pits." " When he smiles, I can see through his head." " The answer is no." " Rog, have a heart." " Hey, buddy." " She smoked pot in the house." " She's grounded." " Why can I have a beer, and I can't smoke a joint?" " It's not coke." " I'll tell you why." " Because now, at this moment beer is legal, grass ain't." " Right or wrong?" " It's wrong." " Right." " They sit there drinking six-packs, and I get grounded." " I'm gonna go home." " Did we resolve anything here tonight?" " Yeah, we resolved plenty." " We resolved that your wife takes out the garbage your daughter smokes grass and it's illegal and you don't know a lot about boats." " You got a hell of a nice family there." " Thank you." " I enjoyed the meal." " Thanks a lot." " Bullshit." " But thanks anyway." " You don't trust me, do you?" " I tell you what." " You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody especially me or yourself, then I'll start trusting you." " Fair enough." " I do it real good." " Do what?" " When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from 1000 yards out." " A rifle shot in high wind." " Maybe eight or even 10 guys in the world could've made that shot." " It's the only thing I was ever good at." " See you tomorrow." " Yeah, I'll see you." " You really like my wife's cooking?" " No." " See you tomorrow." " Looking for something?" " Aren't we all?" " You affiliated with a law enforcement agency?" " No." " Get in the car." " How old are you?" "  Twenty-two." "  Bullshit." "  You like them younger?" "  The younger the better." " How old?" " Sixteen." " A hundred bucks." " What'd you have in mind?" " Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me." " That's all?" " Yeah." " Three Stooges are on in about 20 minutes." "  Are you serious?" "  Sure, I'm serious." " Get out of there, Burbank." " This is cute." " What have we got here?" "" Police evidence."" " Here's Amanda." " Don't be shy." " Morning, Roger." " Here, have some coffee." " I've been doing a lot of thinking about the night Amanda Hunsaker died." "  How'd you get in?" "  Trish let me in." "  What time is it?" "  Daytime." " The night Amanda Hunsaker died, she..." "What was the name of that hooker who witnessed the jump?" " Come on, we gotta get up and catch bad guys today." " Be real policemen." " I'll get a shower." " What was the name of the hooker that witnessed the jump?" "  Century City isn't her usual turf." "  Her name is Dixie!" " Give me that cup." " And get out of here!" " Someone was in bed with Amanda the night she died." " Up till now, we assumed it was a man." " Suppose it was Dixie." " Disgusting, but okay." " Let's say Dixie put the drain cleaner in her pills." " Say someone paid her to do it." " Sure." " She thinks, "Amanda swallows a couple of downers and she's dead."" " Then Dixie..." "If it was her." " If it was her." " She's got plenty of time to spritz the place up and get out." " Except Amanda jumps out the window." " Or Dixie pushes her." " Either way." " She has to make a quick exit because the body's public." " So she hauls ass downstairs." " People are saying, "What happened?"" " Somebody spots her, and she says, "Shit!"" " That's right, she stops and says, "Shit!"" " The point being that now she has to cover her ass." " That's right." " So she grabs the nearest flatfoot and says, "Officer, I saw the whole thing."" " Right." " That's pretty fucking thin." " That's very thin." " Thin's my middle name." " Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised." "  What?" "  Nothing." " Those remarks won't get you invited to Christmas dinner." " My luck's changing for the better every day." " All right, baby, come to Roger." " Center mass." " Center mass." " Read them and weep." " You sleep with that thing under your pillow?" " I would if I slept." " Step back, baby." " Let me show what an old man can do." " Just warming up, just warming up." " Watch carefully." " Hey!" " Look at that, will you?" " Not bad for an old man." " Step aside, old man." " Have a nice day." " Shit!" " Uh-oh!" " The policemen are here!" " Yeah, you're right." " Hello, policemen!" "  How you doing?" "  Fine." " Are you gonna bust Dixie?" " We're just going over there for a cup of coffee." " We're going over to have breakfast." " You're gonna bust Dixie!" " You're gonna bust Dixie!" "  Like I said, thin." "  Probably nothing." " Did you see that?" " Wasn't that great?" " What are you, a fag?" " Your coat's on fire!" "  Probably nothing." "  Thin." " Very thin." " You guys okay?" " Got all your fingers and toes?" " 3-William-56." " We got a fire and explosion at 111th and Larch." " Request ambulance and fire department." " Do it again!" " Do it again!" "  Give me a break, guys." "  Enough, enough!" " Do you think Dixie was home?" " What you got?" " Part of the device." " This is artwork." " This is goddamn artwork." "  Glad you like it..." " This is real pro stuff." " I haven't seen anything like this since the war." " Come again?" " The CIA used to hire mercs." " They used the exact same setup." " Mercury switches, gaflooey!" " That's heavy shit." " We got something." " The detective wants to see you." " Here it is." " Bunch of kids playing this morning one saw a guy checking the meter." "  Where?" "  Here at Dixie's." " He was playing under the porch." " Says he saw the guy pretty good." "  It could be a break." "  Those kids are 6 years old." " If that." "  You call the gas company?" "  Sure did." " No one's supposed to check that meter for at least a month." "  Let me handle this." "  Be my guest." " Here's the little fellow that saw the guy." " My name is Detective Murtaugh." " What's yours?" "  Don't tell him your name." "  He'll put you in jail." " You won't see your mom." " It's all right." " I won't put you in jail." " What's your name?" "  Don't tell him, Alfred." "  Alfred!" " This is Alfred!" " Hey, meet Alfred." " This is Alfred." " Alfred, hi!" " How old are you?" " Six." " Six years old." " I bet you like Gobots." " Is that a real gun?" " Yeah, this is a real gun." " Do you kill people?" " No." " If some guy is hurting someone, I try to shoot him in the leg just to stop him." " Mama says policemen shoot black people." "  Is it true?" "  Yeah, is it true?" " Is that true?" " Maybe we ought to get the kids some..." "Ice cream." " You like ice cream?" " No, not you, Alfred." " The man you saw, did you get a good look at him?" "  I saw him." "  Great!" " Picture him in your head." " Close your eyes and think what he looks like." " Got it?" " Can you draw him?" " Give me some drawing paper and crayons." " Hurry up." "  This is good." "  Can it, man." "  We'll put out an APB on Big Bird." "  Very funny." "" All units." " Large yellow bird, silly voice."" " You're hilarious, Martin." " It's enough." " Tell me what he looks like." " Was he black?" " Was he white?" " Oh, he was white." " Okay." " Was he tall?" " Tall like me?" " What color was his hair?" " Brown?" " Black?" " Blond?" " His hair was blond." " What did he have on?" " Did he have jeans on?" " It was paint." " Pained?" " I don't know." " Painted?" " Painted." " A tattoo?" " Like Popeye?" " A tattoo like Popeye?" " No?" " It was that." " Like that?" " Exactly like that?" " I saw it good." " This is it." " I remember." " Are you sure?" " It had a knife, even." " Roger, that's a Special Forces tattoo." " Really?" " A Special Forces tattoo, mercury switches..." "What the hell have we gotten into here?" " I wonder if there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department." " Wanna tell me about it?" "  About what?" "  Don't bullshit me." " Your daughter wasn't killed for something she was into." " She was killed for something you're into." " Stop me if I'm wrong." " I don't know what you're talking about." " Keep your hands away from your pocket." " Take it easy." " Fuck easy." " When you called me the other day, you were gonna blow the whistle." " Blow the whistle on what?" " You were gonna spill your guts, so they killed your daughter." " Tell me if I'm wrong." " Talk to me!" " They killed your daughter." " They paid off a hooker to poison your little girl." " Chrissake!" " I've got another daughter." "  She'll be protected." "  You don't know these people." " Acquaint me with them." " It goes back to the war." " I worked with a group called "Air America."  CIA front." " They secretly ran the entire war out of Laos." " I was with a special unit called "Shadow Company."  Trained killers." " When Charlie brought in heroin to finance the VC government Shadow Company burned the whole thing down." " We killed everybody." " We also formed a plan." " Keep talking." " A couple of years ago, Shadow Company got together again." " The war was over." " But we still had our sources in Asia." " We've been bringing it in ever since." " Bringing in what?" " Heroin." " Two major shipments a year." " It's all run by ex-CIA." " Soldiers, mercs." " You son of a bitch!" " If you were getting cold feet, why did they kill Amanda?" " Why not you?" "  They can't kill me." " They need me." "  Why?" " My company, the bank." " It's a perfect front." " Makes everything look great on the tax reports." " This is big business, Roger." " Not anymore." " I'm gonna burn it down." " You can't." " It's too big." " These people are trained, expert killers." " I wanna know about your next shipment:" "Where it's coming in, how many..." "I can't tell you that, Roger." " I can't." " I've got another daughter." " You can't protect her." " I am in this too deep." " Heroin." " You got off easy, you son of a bitch!" " You through?" " I haven't even started." " General McAllister, this is Delta One." " We're coming in." " Over." "  You've accomplished your mission?" "  Yes, sir." " Mr. Hunsaker is dead, sir." " I'm afraid, however, that another problem exists." " What is it?" " Explain." " Hunsaker spoke to the police, sir." "  Are they dead?" "  No, I missed the opportunity." " Very disappointing." " So the police may know the whole operation?" " That is correct, sir." " Joshua, it's time we turned up the heat." " Come on home." " What's a nice Irish girl like you doing out here?" " I'm looking for a guy, had this girl in his stable." "  Never seen her." "  Dixie's in your line of work." " Sure?" "  Sure." " Why?" "  I'm a police officer." " Don't worry, I won't drag your ass to jail..." "You wore your vest." " That was smart, kid." " Come on." " Hold on!" " I'm on your side." "  Son of a bitch, that hurts!" "  You all right?" " I'm pissed, Roger!" " Now I'm pissed." " Oh, Christ!" " Look at your face!" " Two inches higher, he'd have hit your head." " Two inches lower, I'd be a falsetto for life." " I bet you'd sound nice too." " Come on, come on." "  Where's my gun?" "  Here." " Thanks." " Oh, shit!" " Roger!" " The guy who shot me..." "The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch that did Hunsaker." " You sure?" " I'm sure, man." " I never forget an asshole." " I got an idea." " We get two first-class tickets to Detroit and lay low for a few weeks." " Come on, be serious." " What do we do?" " What else?" " We bury the fuckers." " And you know something else?" " We do this right, we get famous." " Do shaving ads." " Girls." " Money." " With our luck, we'll do Forest Lawn commercials." " Bullshit!" " We got the edge." " Roger, they think I'm dead." " I'm a corpse." " Brilliant." " Brilliant shit!" "  3-William-56." " Over." "  We got a body for you." " He was at Hunsaker's place." " I saw him, he saw me." " Get someone else to do it, okay?" " Captain says give it to you." " About two blocks from your house." " Yeah, sure." " He's probably blond with big dimples." " How'd you know that, sarge?" "  Get in here!" "  What's the matter?" " Trouble." " I feel they just gave a description of the kid my daughter's dating." " Let's be dark and quiet." " One, two..." "The bastards got my daughter." " What is it?" " Nothing." "  What is it?" "!" "  Nothing!" " Get back in your room." " Back in your room!" " You have a beautiful daughter." " I'd stick by the phone to find out where to meet us." " They got my kid." " Bastards took my baby." " Sgt.  McCaskey, pick up line three." " Homicide, McCaskey speaking." " This is KCOP news." " We heard an officer was shot tonight." " Can you give us more information?" " Sgt.  Martin Riggs was shot and killed." " Who is this?" " We'll send somebody right over." " Bingo!" " Riggs is out of the picture." " I want Murtaugh taken alive." " He may not talk." " We have his little girl." " He'll talk." " You know they're gonna kill her, don't you?" " And if you want her back, you'll have to take her away from them." " I know." " We do this my way." " You shoot, and you shoot to kill." " Get as many as you can." " All you gotta do is just not miss." " I won't miss." " We're gonna get bloody on this one." " Are you really crazy?" " Or are you as good as you say you are?" " You're gonna have to trust me." " Here we go." " We don't want your daughter." " We wanna know what Hunsaker told you." " Dry lake." " Victorville." " Sunrise tomorrow." " Be there." " Murtaugh!" " Yes, that's right." " Show me my daughter!" " Let me see her, then I'll come quietly." " He wants to see the girl." " Get out." " Daddy!" " Okay, baby!" " I'm here." " Okay, it's all right." " Simple exchange." " You come with us, the girl takes a walk." " Let her go now." " As I say, take your hands out of your pockets." " Sure thing, pal." " It's alive." " Let her go now, or we all die." " Take him!" " He has a grenade!" " He's bluffing!" " He wouldn't risk killing his daughter." " If she's gonna die she's gonna die with me." " My way, not yours." " Come on, Roger, get out of the way." " Move to your left." " Come on!" " Put the pin back in." " Officer Murtaugh, don't be foolish." " Look at the hardware." " Your left." " Move to your left." " Look at the firepower." " You're grounded." " Riggs is gone." " Put the pin back in the grenade." " If you come closer then we all die." " I don't think so." " Come on, honey." " Just a smoker." " Bingo." " Where is he?" " It's Riggs." " Rianne, get in the car!" " Get in the fucking car!" " Go, Rianne, go!" " Come on, cottontail, stick your head up." " That's it, you son of a bitch." " Good night." " Don't try it, son." " You're not that fast." " Hello, Joshua." " Hello, Joshua." "  Yes, sir." "  I got Riggs." " He's got Riggs." " Go get the girl!" " Throw your weapon down!" " Put your hands behind your head!" " You're General Peter McAllister, commander of Shadow Company." " I see we've heard of each other." " Yep." " It'll almost be a shame when I nail you." " I ran into some of those Shadow Company pussies in Saigon in '69." " You did, did you?" " Leave me alone!" " Save your strength." " You'll need it." " Who's the Chin?" " Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs." " Endo has forgotten more about dispensing pain than we'll ever know." " See, we have a problem." " Since we have Murtaugh we don't need you." "  I believe in being thorough." "  I've heard that about you." " Our problem, and yours too is, we have a shipment of merchandise to deliver." " Why don't you just call it heroin?" " It's rather large, this shipment." " It would be unfortunate, however if we showed up to deliver our heroin and we're surrounded by cops." " That would be too bad." " Yes, it would be." " So we have to find out all the cops know." " We don't know shit." " You did Hunsaker before he could say..." "I wish I could believe you." " But unfortunately, I don't." " If you would kindly tell me everything you know I promise I'll kill you quick." " I told you everything I know." " What the fuck is that thing?" " I'll tell you what it is." " It's called electric shock treatment." " We're in for a long night because I don't know shit." " We'll see." " Son of a bitch!" " Hit him again!" " Goddamn it!" " Hit him again." " Tell me about the shipment!" " I'm gonna fucking kill the both of you!" " Very funny." " I wanna know about the shipment." " The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh." " Go spit!" " Salt." " Go spit, you son of a bitch." " Fuck you!" " This is getting nowhere." " Mr. Large." " He knows shit." " We're safe." " He'd have told us." " Nobody can take that." " Fine." " Badass soldier, huh?" " Get her off." " Get her up." " Untie me, and I'll kill all of you bastards!" " Tell me what you know." " Fuck you, bastard!" " Son of a bitch!" " I'll kill you!" " Fucking bastard." " Sorry, pal." " Say good night." " That's a real good-looking young woman you got there, Mr. Murtaugh." " I told you everything." " We'll soon know, won't we?" " I'm warning you." " Don't." " Spare me, son." " It's over." " There's no more heroes left in the world." " Kill that son of a bitch!" " That asshole's getting away!" " Who's fucking next?" " McAllister!" " Who's next?" " Pretty thin, huh?" " Anorexic." "  Let's do what the shepherd did." "  What?" " Let's get the flock out of here." " Come on, let's go." " Everything's all right." " Is it him?" " No." " It's not Joshua." " Come on, come on!" " Move it, move it, move it!" " Halt!" " Stop!" " Stop!" " Get out of the fucking car, bitch!" " Come on, now!" " Police officers!" " I'm a police officer." " Give me some backup, and take care of the girl." " He's going for the freeway!" " You okay?" " Cut over to Third Street Bridge!" " You'll be able to get ahead of him." " General McAllister time for you to die." " Hold it!" " Get back in your car!" " Mind if I test-drive your Audi?" " Stop that son of a bitch!" " Shit!" " He got my car!" "  Get back!" "  Hey, man, I'm cool." " Let's get out of here." " Open the door!" " Kill that cop son of a bitch!" " No way you live." " No way." "  Gangway!" "  Hold it now." "  Police officer." "  Go ahead." "  Folks, stay back." "  Open it up, open it up." " Well, shit!" " What now, kid?" " First thing we gotta do is get you to the hospital." " Come on." " Let's go." " Don't breathe this stuff." " You'll see pink elephants." " The slippery son of a bitch got away!" "  What do you mean, he got away?" "  Hey, fire me." " Hold on." " Where you going?" " Sarge, I'm commandeering your car." " What's the matter?" " The son of a bitch knows where I live." "  I'll drive, Cochise." "  Get in." " Let Riggs drive." "  I gotta look at him!" "  He's all right." "  Here you go." "  I'm all right." " 3-W-30 en route to Sergeant Murtaugh's residence." " Requesting additional units." " Excuse me, sir." " May we help you?" " No, thank you." " Good morning, sir." " Tell me, what day is it?" " Goddamn Christmas!" " I'll give you a home to come back to." " Crazy son of a bitch!" " Give me that." " Drop it." " Looking for the general?" " He's barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Boulevard." " What do you say, Jack?" " Like a shot at the title?" " Don't mind if I do." " Okay, men!" " I'm Sergeant Murtaugh." " My responsibility here!" " Watch commander is en route." " Until then, Sergeant Murtaugh is in charge on site." " Just keep the citizens clear." " Keep everyone back!" " It's Sergeant Riggs' arrest." " I take full responsibility!" " The son of a bitch killed two of our men!" " Get him, kid!" " He's yours!" " Get up!" " Come on, Riggs!" " Come on!" " You wanna quit now?" " You wanna quit?" "  Give me your nightstick." "  Here." " Come on!" " Show me what you got!" " Eat this, you sucker!" " Let us take him!" " Let me take him!" "  Please!" "  No!" " Back off!" " Break his fucking neck!" " It's not worth it." " You lose." " Get that shit off my lawn!" " How you doing, kid?" " I got you." " I got you, partner." " Merry Christmas, Victoria Lynn." " I love you." " How are you?" " I'm gonna be all right." " You?" " Yeah, I'm good." " Give this to your dad, okay?" " It's a present for him." " Tell him I won't need it anymore." "  It's a bullet." "  Yeah, it's a bullet." " He'll understand." " You want to come in?" " We're building." " No, I gotta go." " You have a nice Christmas, though." " Okay." " You too." " Okay." " Bye." " Bye." " After all we've been through if you think I'm gonna eat the world's lousiest turkey by myself you're crazy." "  I'll tell you a little secret." "  What?" " I'm not crazy." " I know." " Oh, good." " Let's eat." " Hey, you know something?" " I think your daughter likes me." "  If you touch her, I'll kill you." "  You'll try." "  You mind if I bring a friend?" "  Of course bring a friend." " I don't think the cat will like this." " I'll put five on the mutt." " I'm too old for this."