"I don't know who put you in mind that I would do such disgraceful action for a single piece of fabric, but mark my word that I would do anything in my power to protecting the ones I love, the friendship that I cherish with my closest friends each day and sacrifice every single dress I made and my own fabulous coiffure for this!" 



-Uh, so... You are ready to fight for that 75% off scarf from Mancy's, huh? 



"IT.  IS.  ON!" 



Awesome work