Folks, I wasn't able to listen to Bill Belichick's press conference after the game.  My girlfriend said that I had to give some form of attention to the guests at our apartment and that I should probably put football away. 

She said that I wouldn't miss anything from his press conference, anyways.  She said that she already knew what he was going to say. 

I agreed to socialize on the condition that she grant me this interview.  Here are the results:

PP: So how did Tom Brady do? 

GFB: Okay, so Tom Brady is the quarterback and he threw the ball and sometimes he threw them for touchdowns.  Next question. 

PP: So what did you think about the play of Rob Gronkowski? 

GFB: ...what play? 

PP: Sorry, how did you like his touchdown? 

GFB: Well, Gronkowski made a touchdown and that's what he's supposed to do because he's a football player.  So...next question? 

PP: So what did you do to prepare for Peyton Manning? 

GFB: We practiced football.  Next question. 

PP: How did the weather affect your decisions as a coach? 

GFB: We play football in all sorts of weather. 

PP: Well, I know you had an issue with the weatherman this week.  How did the forecast change your game plan? 

GFB: Wait, I want to answer this well.  Can I have the hot sauce? 

PP: Bill, I'm including all of this. 

GFB: Well, I'm Belichick, so I don't make wrong decisions.  I only make the right decisions.  But I don't need a dome to protect me. 

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I actually think this is a fair representation of the press conference.  So.  Thanks for the interview "Bill".