"election night" "..but I guess there is time for a cosy break with Ella Fitzgerald." " Don't Fence Me ln." " Hi!" " Sorry I'm late." " We just sent 2.000 blankets to Albania today." " What the hell for?" "  There's a civil war." " Carl." "  Exactly." " It's really cool being armed with a blanket!" " They might be a bit cold.  you know." " I'll have another." " One for Peter too." " Let's try that new Mexican beer?" " You know... I refuse to drink Mexican beer." " What do you mean by that?" " I'm not fucking drinking Mexican beer." " Carlsberg." " Dos Equhs for you?" " Dos Ephss?" " lmpossible to pronounce." " You're racist." "  You know that?" "  Are you kidding?" " No.  you're a racist." " You're afraid of anything different." "  lt's just a beer." "  lt's more than that." " That's how it starts.  that's racism." " Relax." " Peter." " I prefer Carlsberg too." " You're a damn racist too." " You just go along with everyone." " Silence is consent." " You should throw out half the people in here." " and tell them:" ""l won't have that in here"." " We're not racists." " Willy here just voted for the socialists." " I forgot to vote." " Such an idealist." "  Shit.  I forgot!" " What time is it?" "  Twenty to eight." "  You won't make it." " Sit down." "  There'll be others." " I have to vote!" "  Take me to the polls." "  Off to tick the box?" " Can we make it?" " Do girls squat when they piss?" " Yes..." "I guess most of them do." " Excuse the garlic smell." " but I just kicked out the Ayatollah at the bus terminal." " I don't mind." " He's probably dealing drugs there." " You know why they smell?" "  Who?" "  Who do you think?" " The Arabs!" " Do you know why?" "  They don't smell." "  Sure they do." " They reek of sweaty turbans." " but you know why?" " So the blind can hate them too." " Thank God we're not black." " They're so busy bragging about how great it is back home in Bananistan." " Why the hell don't they go back then?" "  l sure didn't ask them to come." "  l'm in a hurry." " So why don't they go back?" " Because they fucked up their own country... all of them." " Indians." " Africans." " Arabs and Turks." " They fuck up their own country and paddle up here in their fucking fruit carts to fuck things up even more." " Shut the fuck up." " What?" " Keep your sick opinions to yourself." " Now don't cough up more phlegm than you can swallow.  mate." " I have a right to my opinions." " That's democracy." " No.  it's not." " Democracy is based on tolerance." " Not in my neighbourhood." " Well.  we're not there now." " so shut up." " and do your job!" " I am allowed to believe the age of consent should be nine." "  lt's my right." "  lt's my right not to listen to you." " Not while you're in my cab.  mate." " Just because they can't get into night clubs." " they drive around with big woofers in their cars." "  Fucking hell of a noise." "  Stop the car!" " What?" " Stop!" " I want to get out." " I thought you had to vote?" " Arsehole!" " Damn it..." "Arsehole!" " Can you make it in ten minutes?" " You are in a Mercedes E300." " the king of cars." " The pride of German industry." " Perfect." " One day when we're gone..." "this car will still be going." " It's impossible to wear down because it's German." " That's nice to know." " You ever been to Germany?" " Yes.  many times." " I work for a help organisation with headquarters in Frankfurt." " Did you know that Germany has the most guardrails in the world?" " No.  I didn't." " They are everywhere." " Even the most insignificant exits have guardrails." " And we know who built those roads.  don't we?" " Absolutely." " Things were efficient back then." " Now they're in NATO and have environmental organizations." "  And stand-up comedians." "  So what?" " Humour is no good for the Germans." " What do you mean?" "  They didn't in the 30's." "  Course they did." "  But back then it was forbidden." "  No.  it wasn't." " They had no use for it then." " Rubbish." " It's funny when you think about how great nations vanish." " Like the Roman Empire." " Ancient Greece..." "All the great civilisations had Aryan leaders." " Ceasar had blue eyes and blonde hair.  that's a fact." " Why do you think those countries are worthless today?" " Because they're inbreds from Africa." " They slowly work their way north by impregnating our wives." " Take Crete..." "There.  everyone's grandmother was raped by a Turk." "  lt's getting cold.  huh?" "  Can you go any faster?" "  You're fucking right I can!" "  l have to vote before eight." " I vote too." " In one year... I become citizenship." "  Good for you." "  You bet." "  Congratulations." " Thank you... fucking O!" ".." " Oh.  fuck!" " Good corner shop was there." " Now is Sushi Bar instead." " What hell wrong with kebab." " you tell me!" " You got kebab with chicken." " with fish.  tasty fish..." "What they need sushi here?" " Fuckin' Japanese." " First bomb Pearl Harbor." " then kill good shop." " And then get fuckin' Winter Olympics." " Promise me my friend." " vote for person who send yellow bastards back to fuckin' Buddha-land." " Fuckin'..." "Damn..." "You need a ride?" " Hey!" " Wait!" " Hold on..." " l have to vote." "  No you don't." " I have one minute!" " No.  we're counting the ballots." " Move your foot" "But look!" " Your watch is slow." " Now, move your foot" "?" " haarvro to rvroto?" " Move your foot" "Damn it!" " I have to vote." " I have to vote... I'm going in to vote for... ..the sake of you people.  you know?" " I mean...for me...for you..." "Get the fucking foot out." " you racist pig." " What's wrong with you?" " Spreading your filth around peaceful people!" "  What's going on?" "  He's making racist remarks." "  No..." "I'm..." " Shut the fuck up." " Close the door." " Thanks." " Are you hassling the coons?" " Coon?" " No." " I have to vote before eight." "  What happened?" "  l fell." "  Did you vote?" "  Yeah." " Your Dos Phssos is getting warm." "  Give me a cold Carlsberg." "  Make it three on me." "  Cheers." "  Cheers."