"Screw You, Postal Service" - xoxo Duff

The fake Postal Service auditions video from Funny or Die was hilarious by itself, but now Duff McKagan who stars in the video, has taken it one step further and written a hilarious post filled with satire (a la The Onion) for Seattle Weekly.  Some gems from the article include "I hope your cute indie clothes chafe you all summer long" and "Good luck getting chicks".  Read the whole thing over here.