Writer's Block: Smashed

Yes that's right I'm answering this question again.  I've just come up with something that sounds like a really clever concept so humour me.  I'd starve myself for a bit and then smash hunger, utterly destroying it.  And there we go, in one fell swoop I've ended world hunger.  The same works for poverty, you just have to take all the money out of the house first.  Then bam!  An end to world poverty. 

I know it's a bit high-concept but the question says I can smash anything in my house or office and once poverty/hunger has been smashed then obviously it'd be smashed for the whole world over.  This answer is starting to confuse me now.  I'm going to pretend that I'm smashed, never refer to this answer again and go and carry on with my life.  Bye!