Lindsay's Failed Revenge

Lindsay's Failed Revenge

We knew something was up when we heard Ms. Lohan and Stavros were hanging out at Dragonfly together this weekend.  Who's shocked to hear it was all a ploy to get Harry back and piss off Paris?  But bad news for Lindsay, her plan doesn't seem to have worked.  Harry broke up with Lindsay because she was too much drama.  Page Six reports:

Lohan told Niarchos, "No one can know I got dumped . . .  You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]." 

Niarchos, who fooled around with Hilton just last week, was amenable to the plan.  And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau." 

But Morton hasn't swallowed the bait.  Spies say Morton, who is sober and does not like to party, broke it off with Lohan because, "She was just too much for him.  He tried to calm her down and succeeded a little bit - but it was exhausting.  That, and she was extremely jealous and would harass him with texts, e-mails and phone calls constantly." 

Lots more pics of LL and Stavros just trying to get more attention so read more

She's part of the Disney teeny bopper money machine, teddybear.  My little cousins all love her-at least her earlier movies.  And I liked Mean Girls...She needs to just reserve a room in the Betty and give in...washed up at 19. 

haha, axl rose, so true.  she is a sad little girl isn't she.  mr morton must be very relieved.  so he seems basically normal, is there a girl out there for him?  huuuum, how about kate bosworth!  he can fatten her up at his restaurants and she's a home body too. 

I remember doing shit like this...when I was 16.  Only I didn't do coke... She is so pathetic!  I can't even believe Harry put up w/ her shite for so long!  $20 says she'll be a host of America's Funniest Home Videos in 10 years! 

She is another one that Hollywood has ruined...she simply grew up too quickly and her mother is too busy trying to "act" like she is young herself that she doesn't even have time to care. 
Her actions really show how immature she truly is...

In the top right pic, and the 2nd pic on the 2nd row, is she:
a) dry heaving? 
b) yelling at her imaginary friend?  or;
c) hacking up a fur ball? 
Nasty, ugly, washed up skank.  Girl needs some serious rehab and a bath. 

Confessions of a teenage drama queen.  Harry shoulda seen that comin a mile away.  Everyone knows HoHan is nothing but drama.  Its sick that she thrives on it.  Makin up stuff to keep her in the tabloids.  If it weren't for the tabloids... we would all forget about her.  God, I am soo sick of this girl. 

What can u expect she is crying out for the male love she didn't get growing up.  It's a classic textbook case.  Any guy that gets with her is going to have to be patient and understanding.  But before she can have a real relationship she needs to calm down and clean herself up and stop being so juvenile.