I'm in Fargo.  Cullen is from Fargo, and they're pretty much our local team. 

I root against the Vikings since they're in the same division as the Lions. 

Since we lost the North Stars, we don't want to lose another team, and it's the only chance I have to see the Wings since a trip to Michigan isn't feasible.  Of course, I wasn't a North Stars fan as I was a Wings fan first. 

I'm in Fargo.  Cullen is from Fargo, and they're pretty much our local team. 

I root against the Vikings since they're in the same division as the Lions. 

Since we lost the North Stars, we don't want to lose another team, and it's the only chance I have to see the Wings since a trip to Michigan isn't feasible.  Of course, I wasn't a North Stars fan as I was a Wings fan first. 

Oh, crap.  This doesn't look good for the home team. 

Well I guess that's acceptable...

"Ya got Arby's all over me"

Good rule of thumb is always take an octopus everywhere.  Better to have one and not need it than find yourself thinking, "Damn, I wish I had that octopus".