Tax On Sex Could Help Limp Economy

Minnesota-based visionary Jaye Beldo proposes tackling the
spiraling national debt by taxing every single act of sexual
activity. 

He argues, The national debt is $10 trillion 
thats nearly $36,000 per citizen.  If we levy a sex
tax, we could bring that down to zero in no time.

Beldo suggests a sliding scale of taxation so that the rich
pay more for their poontang than the poor. 

However, he doesnt trust Americans to report their sex
acts via the honor system. 

Instead, hes proposing Congress make it mandatory that
each citizen have a sub-dermal implant installed in their
genitalia thatll report every single act of intercourse
directly to the Internal Revenue Service. 

Beldo says the implants will post all sex acts online, so
people can peep other Americans romps, and admits hes
particularly interested in watching Christina Aguilera do
her patriotic duty. 

He says those with erectile dysfunction need not worry because
theyll be waived from the tax.