I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )

I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD.  Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet? 

well doll...he does bend over cute but I ain't that hard up yet

Miss Nodey, now you see what life on the farm can do to a man, when Dragsta see's me he thinks about horses, cows, sheep, goats, and the rest of his little four legged buddys out behind the barn.  On the other hand, when I look at Dragsta I'm thinking if he had a Honda, he wouldn't need that barn to work on it all the time and all them animals could move back in there to get outta the rain and cold weather.  He wouldn't have to chase them around the fields when ever he needed to get him some. 

I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )

I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD.  Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet? 

well doll...he does bend over cute but I ain't that hard up yet

Miss Nodey, now you see what life on the farm can do to a man, when Dragsta see's me he thinks about horses, cows, sheep, goats, and the rest of his little four legged buddys out behind the barn.  On the other hand, when I look at Dragsta I'm thinking if he had a Honda, he wouldn't need that barn to work on it all the time and all them animals could move back in there to get outta the rain and cold weather.  He wouldn't have to chase them around the fields when ever he needed to get him some. 

I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )

I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD.  Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet? 

well doll...he does bend over cute but I ain't that hard up yet

Miss Nodey, now you see what life on the farm can do to a man, when Dragsta see's me he thinks about horses, cows, sheep, goats, and the rest of his little four legged buddys out behind the barn.  On the other hand, when I look at Dragsta I'm thinking if he had a Honda, he wouldn't need that barn to work on it all the time and all them animals could move back in there to get outta the rain and cold weather.  He wouldn't have to chase them around the fields when ever he needed to get him some. 

DakotaBlu write: SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off.  If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen.  I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten.  Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"." 

Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...

Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to. 

MAN..You sure have a lot of ifs in there.  Is that your realization that this is just another of your fantasies that will never be reality...Oh , and don't worry about me falling off or falling in..Getting me on will be the prob

Life IS a fantasy SON.  It's a big world full of new things to see and challenges everyday.  If you wouldn't at least try to ride a different kinda scooter for fun, too bad.  I would ride anything as long as it looked reasonably safe and didn't look like it would sling a bunch of grease on me. 

my point exactly...those things don't look safe or comfortable..as far as grease why you think we all wear black..so the grease doesn't show as bad

There are things called sliks, that you can wear under your helmet to keep the helmet head down to a minimum.  I personally wear a hat when off the bike.  I also carry a brush in my tankbag in case a rider needs to take care of "helmet hair"

DakotaBlu write: SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off.  If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen.  I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten.  Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"." 

Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...

Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to. 

MAN..You sure have a lot of ifs in there.  Is that your realization that this is just another of your fantasies that will never be reality...Oh , and don't worry about me falling off or falling in..Getting me on will be the prob

Life IS a fantasy SON.  It's a big world full of new things to see and challenges everyday.  If you wouldn't at least try to ride a different kinda scooter for fun, too bad.  I would ride anything as long as it looked reasonably safe and didn't look like it would sling a bunch of grease on me. 

my point exactly...those things don't look safe or comfortable..as far as grease why you think we all wear black..so the grease doesn't show as bad

DakotaBlu write: SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off.  If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen.  I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten.  Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"." 

Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...

Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to. 

MAN..You sure have a lot of ifs in there.  Is that your realization that this is just another of your fantasies that will never be reality...Oh , and don't worry about me falling off or falling in..Getting me on will be the prob

Life IS a fantasy SON.  It's a big world full of new things to see and challenges everyday.  If you wouldn't at least try to ride a different kinda scooter for fun, too bad.  I would ride anything as long as it looked reasonably safe and didn't look like it would sling a bunch of grease on me. 

DakotaBlu write: SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off.  If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen.  I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten.  Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"." 

Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...

Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to. 

MAN..You sure have a lot of ifs in there.  Is that your realization that this is just another of your fantasies that will never be reality...Oh , and don't worry about me falling off or falling in..Getting me on will be the prob

DakotaBlu write: SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off.  If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen.  I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten.  Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"." 

Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...

Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to.