"In ancient times, there was the legend of the Ferryman." " He took the dead to be judged in the afterlife, and his prize was a coin in their mouth." " If anyone tried to cheat death, they'd also be cheating the Ferryman." " There could be no escape, for the Ferryman would hunt them forever." " Turn the boat around, old man." " Take me back to land." " I beg you!" " I cannot!" " I cannot navigate the reef in this!" " To go back is insane." " I'll show you insane!" " Pay me!" " Forgive me!" " You left me no choice." " You gave me no choice." " Forgive me!" " You're wrong!" " But I forgive you." " No!" " Please!" " No!" " What do you think is happening?" " You think that hurts?" " Not as much as this is going to hurt!" " No!" " You want your payment?" " Here's your fucking payment!" " Here you are!" " I'll never pay you!" " Everyone still alive?" " First time for everything, I suppose." " Oh look, they're on the field!" " They think it's all over!" " It is now!" " That there is Big Dave, your skipper." " And sadly, the love of my life." "  Me Roger Milla..." "Hey, baby!" " That'll do, you little pikies!" " My treacle's here." " Lucky you didn't squash one of them!" " I missed you!" " Who we got here, then?" "  Big Dave!" " Big by name, big by nature." " And you are?" "  Chris." "  Howdy, Chris!" " My girlfriend, Tate." "  I'm Tate." "  Nice to meet you!" " Look at you in your dress!" " Aren't you pretty!" " Cracker, son!" " Come here, don't be shy." "  I'm Kathy." "  Nice to meet you." "  This is..." "Zane." "  Zane." " Kiwis?" " We do these tours in New Zealand, but we never get any of you on board." " But they say you lot can fix anything." " Is that right?" "  Just about." "  Come on, babe, let's have you." " Don't forget your bags, this ain't the Ritz." "  Hands-on experience!" " It's alright." " Six days, it said in the brochure." "  So..." "Tell me, are you one of those New Zealand tribesmen?" " You know, the Maoris?" "  Maori?" " Yes." "  Really?" " Go on, say something in Maori!" " Wow, that's beautiful." "  Come on, pick your feet up!" " Come on, get it up!" " Good job, those shoes are waterproof, mate!" " But they're not coming on my boat." " What?" "  Good one, Kiwi." " Alright, love?" " Let's make like a Catholic and pull out." " Rolex?" " Yeah, he's my watchdog." " So you behave yourself." " You kids up for some adventure?" "  I'm up for anything Chris is up for." " Good." " Welcome aboard the Dionysus!" " Respect her, and we'll love you like we love her." " It's a six-day sail from here to Fiji, and there's only water in between." " Hopefully we'll become good friends." " But don't think it's going to be a friendly stroll in Hyde Park." " It's going to be hard work." " The only duty you won't have is the cooking." " That belongs to Suze." " If you value your lives, stay out of the galley." " All the cooking will be done for us?" "  Yeah, all the cooking." " Yes, here we go." " Yeah, Baby!" "  What is this?" "  Music!" " I love this Kiwi shit!" " Hey!" "  What?" " What'd you say to a little drinky?" " " Hello, drinky!" " Any chance?"" " Right on!" " This is the kind of experience I can handle." " It just so happens that we got a special request from your man there." " So, what are we celebrating?" " Come on, spit it out!" " I just..." "I thought..." "We should set off in style." " Right, okay." " Here's to good times." "  Good times!" "  Good times!" " I'm feeling good about this, girly!" " Remember:." " No fishy, no eaty!" " What have you done here?" "  I think I got something here." " Hey!" " Go, Chris!" " God damn!" "  You alright?" "  Oh God!" " I got it, bro!" " Take over." "  Honey, are you okay?" " First aid." " You're better at dealing with this." "  This is big, Suze." " I think it's a shark." "  A shark?" " Wow!" " Have you seen a shark before?" "  No." " Excellent!" " We're eating shark!" " Zane!" " Whack it with this!" " Whack it with this!" " Shark!" " Whack the fucker!" " Dave, give us a hand here!" "  What's the matter?" " You struggling?" " Give us a hand!" "  Do you want a hand?" " Do you?" "  Give us a hand." " That's how we South Londoners do it!" " Get her over." "  Look at this." " Here you go." " Go on, get it open." "  Me?" " We're not going to eat that, are we?" "  Yeah, shark's good eating." " You've not lived until you've had shark." " Open it." " There's a good boy!" "  That's disgusting!" " Oh, beautiful!" "  Go on!" " Take that, babe." " Fuck me!" " Looks professional." " D'you take a first aid course?" "  Something like that." " She's a nurse." " Lucky for me, right honey?" " Even I can stick a bandage on, Chris." " I'm sorry, she doesn't mean to be so rude." " She's right." " I'm not much of a nurse anymore." " So..." "The real question of the day:." " Where did the arm come from?" " Maybe a drug deal gone wrong with the modern-day pirates?" " Nothing so exciting." " Life's cheap on some of the smaller fishing boats." " When someone dies, most times they throw them overboard." " Don't want to take up valuable space in the freezer." " There's a cheery thought." " You know your way around a boat." " Grew up on one." " For a holiday you come on a boat?" "  This is a yacht." " That's quite a scar you got there." " As a teenager he got drunk and fell on a stove." " That's hideous!" " Can't you do something," "like get surgery or something?" " I could, but it's part of who I am." " If something like that happened to me, I'd totally kill myself." " Totally kill yourself?" " Cheers." " He's coming." " You have to make him pay." " It's okay, baby." " Come on, lie down." " Lie down." " I'll take care of you." " I got you, babe." " We're on holiday, remember." " Morning, skip." "  Morning, son." " Sleep well?" " Yeah, good, mate." " Strange weather for this time of year." " You ain't seen nothing yet." " Have a look over there." " We've gotta go through that." " Morning!" "  Morning." "  Morning." " Would you?" "  Would you?" " Morning, Chris." " Morning." "  Morning." " Is it always like this?" "  Never." " Kiwi, take the wheel for a minute." " Doesn't look good." " I like the way ya'll talk." " You make everything sound like a question." " Do we?" " Dave?" " I need you to listen to this." " I was surprised." " I haven't heard Morse code for years." " It's a distress signal." "  Have you tried search and rescue?" " Yeah, we're the closest vessel for a hundred miles or so." " Can't we pretend not to hear the radio?" " You're joking, right?" " What if it was you in trouble?" " You'd want someone to come." "  But I'm not in trouble!" " If we don't go, someone might die." " They might need medical assistance." " I'm not a nurse anymore, so leave me out of it." " Look, we've booked a luxury suite in Fiji, and if we miss one just night, I expect you to reimburse us." " Someone may be dying, but God forbid you miss your spa bath!" " It's our boat, our decision, and we're gonna help." " No, that is..." "Roly, what've you done?" " You'll be alright, don't worry." " It's alright." " Can't see shit through this fog." " Dave!" " Hard up!" " Tell me next time you're gonna do that!" " What is it?" " What's the matter?" "  It's a boat." " Where?" "  There." " Oh yeah." " We're not getting any closer, though." " She might be stuck on a reef." " I can't risk it." " You spend a lot of time on a rowing-machine, eh, bro?" " You sure this is the boat that sent the SOS?" "  I don't know." " What's that smell?" "  I don't know." " Hey, shine the torch over here." " What's in there?" "  I don't know." " Have a look." " God.  damn it!" " You got yours coming!" "  Yeah, right." " A dead bird." " What does that mean?" " It's a bad omen." " Fuck..." "Is that still a bad omen?" " I don't know." " Let's check the rest of the boat and get out of here." "  I hear you." " I don't like this boat." " Me neither." "  I smell like bird." " There's nothing here." " So where'd the Morse code come from?" " God damn!" " Help me." " Help me!" " It's okay, mister." " It's okay." "  Help me." " Please..." " You're gonna be alright." " We'll get you some water." "  Yes..." "It's okay." " Yes." "  It's gonna be okay." " Come here, old man." " Give us that blanket." " Take this coat." " You're a good man." "  There you go." " Take that, babe." "  Thank you." " There you go." " You in?" "  Ah, yes." " Thank you, yes." "  You're welcome." "  Yes, yes..." "That's better." " How many are you?" "  Six." " Six." "  We're seven now." " Yes... six of us... and then the storm came up out of nowhere." " Down below is water everywhere." " We go up on the deck..." "The waves beating and bashing, and smashing us into things." " And one by one..." "One by one they go." " Everyone?" "  All except me." " I thank you all." " You saved my life." "  You're welcome." " I thank you." " So, it's up to you and me." " Alright..." "I think I win." "  You think?" " You certainly have..." "I win again." " You win again." " My deal." " You and Zane are together?" " You should marry her." " Never let a good thing run away from you." " That's the smartest thing that's been said this whole trip." " Once they're gone, they're gone." " Sometimes when a woman leaves, she takes happiness with her." " Sometimes when she leaves she leaves happiness behind." " It's nice to see you smiling." " You are a terrible bluffer." "  Maybe I want you to think that." " Okay, I'm going to bed." " Honey?" " Sure, honey." " Okay, maybe we should make this a little more interesting?" " You alright?" " Dave!" " How long have you had this lump?" " I don't know." " Is it bad?" " Not good, then?" " I'm not a doctor." " You'd need a biopsy." "  A cancer!" " My Adena, she used to look at me like that." " You remind me of her." " So..." "I must die." " I chose the wrong body." " I want a drink." " I'll get you one." " Yes!" " I want to be alone." " This is mighty comfortable." " I've got to wait for these to dry." " I'm not in the mood." " You wanted to last night." "  Well, a lot's happened since then." " Fish guts, severed fingers, all fog, no sunshine, no privacy, and a dirty, smelly sailor who's a complete sexist." " Hello?" "  He's funny." " He's a real character." " When you said we'd go on a romantic cruise, this isn't what I had in mind." " It's an adventure, it's something different for us." " It was supposed to be romantic!" " Something special." " It has been special." " Well it's not special enough." " Not yet, you malaka!" " Did you say something?" " Not yet." " Do you want a smoke?" " Sure." " You okay?" " Yeah... it's strong stuff." " Coromandel skunk." "  l..." "I got it all wrong with your scar." " It isn't horrible at all." " In fact I find it kinda sexy." " That's the way I saw you looking at me on the pier." " What?" " Lots of men look at me like that." " Chris used to look at me like that." " Like what?" " Like they want to kiss me." " I don't want to kiss you." " Are you sure?" " Really?" " I said no." " You okay?" " What have you done, you bastard!" " Chris!" " Chris!" " What's going on?" " What've you done, you mad bastard?" " He stabbed him!" " Chris, get me towels and blankets." " I need plastic, a plastic bag." "  Screw you!" "  Screw you!" " Breathe, Zane." "  What are you doing?" " Oh God!" " Dave..." " Don't fucking "Dave" me!" " You don't know me!" "  What you doing?" " Get off my fucking boat!" "  What're you doing?" " What's he done to you?" "  Nothing." " It's Zane." " He's done something to Zane." " Get the first aid box!" " First aid box!" " Is he gonna be alright?" " What do you need?" "  Don't worry about it." " Sort the boat out, we're fucking out of here." " But the fog..." " Fuck the fog, we're out of here!" " Don't leave me alone." " I love you so much." "  Chris!" " Sort this out." "  Yeah." "  Then we're fucking out of here." " Leave the knife, it's gotta stay in!" " Here." " Keep pressure on the wound, or he'll bleed to death." "  Where?" " Where?" " You saw it, right?" " He had a fucking knife in his chest." "  I don't know." " Honey?" " I don't know." " I didn't..." "I don't know!" " He had a knife in his chest!" " I'm okay." " Help me up." " I'm okay." " I love you so much." " I love you so much..." "Hey, hey, hey..." " I love you so much..." "It's okay." " Everything's gonna be okay." " You went too far." " There were three blokes on board." " He stabbed Zane!" "  He didn't!" " Three of you could've taken him out." "  He fucking stabbed him!" " I don't understand how you could have that hole and there's no blood." " It just catched on my clothes." " I'm alright." " Dave's going to head to the nearest island." " There's no point carrying on now." " I was worried about you." " I heard you scream." " Think we'll be alright without the equipment?" " It's a full moon." " Once that fog lifts it'll be as clear as day." " Adventure tourism, I suppose." " Well it ain't the Love Boat, that's for sure." " After all that's happened?" " That's not me." " That's not me." " That's not me!" " You're not me!" " Zane?" " Gentle, Zane!" " Kathy!" " Zane!" " Stop it!" " Stop it!" "  Shut up!" " Get off me!" " What is wrong with you?" " Shut up!" "  What's wrong with you?" " Fucking piece of meat!" " Chris, help!" "  Get out!" "  What's going on?" " What is going on?" " I don't..." " Get out!" "  Turn it in, the pair of you!" " There's something wrong with him." "  What?" " It's none of your business." " Look at his scar!" " It's the stress." " His scar has gone!" " I've had enough of this." " You make it hard to love you." " Too hard, I think." " The scar..." " I know, I know." " I think I'm losing my mind." " She's not well." " I'll tell you what we're gonna do:." " She can stay in our cabin tonight." " We'll see how she is in the morning." " Go on, girl." "  Come on." " Come with me." " You're alright." "  Go on." " Don't worry about anything." " We'll look after you." "  I'll be in in a minute." " Don't leave her." " Hey, fucking calm down!" " Remember, you're on holiday." " Look at me." " Are you alright?" " I'm alright." "  You sure?" " I'm sure." " Are we sweet?" "  Yeah." " We sweet?" "  Yeah." " Sweet." "  Alright." " What?" " What?" " Just fuck off, Yankee Boy!" " You just watch yourself!" " Just watch yourself!" " Bye-bye." "  Yeah, whatever." " Fuck!" " Fucker!" " I like to think of them as him and me." " The cockatoo and the lion." " He likes to look at them while we're in bed." " Sometimes he makes me wear their away strip." " There really is something wrong with Zane." " What makes you think... that you're not a nurse anymore?" " I mean... it's not like you can suddenly stop being a nurse, is it?" " As far as I can understand it, it must be like... a sort of calling." " Kathy, what's wrong, love?" " There was this little girl who died." " It was my fault." " I made a decision, and I made it for the wrong reasons." " Zane thought if we went on holiday I'd get over it." "  And will you?" " You want my professional opinion?" " No." " I'll never be over it." " I'll get you a cuppa." " I brought your clothes." " And I thought you could use these." " Sleeping pills." " I have them for the plane." " One pill will make you sleep for four hours." " Two pills, and you'll sleep through World War Three." " Your time will come." " You will suffer." " Burn!" " Fuck!" " Fucking thing!" " What's the matter with it?" " So why the anchor?" "  Where do you want me to start?" " The sounder's out and the nav system's down." "  So?" " I'm not sailing blind in fog." " We'll have to wait till the morning." " We need to keep moving." " Kathy needs help." " I said we're gonna have to wait til the morning, and hopefully the fog will lift." "  You don't get it?" " It won't lift!" " Listen, Kiwi, don't turn this into a 'who's got a bigger cock?" "'  contest, 'cause you'll lose." " I know you're worried about Kathy, but the only one who gives me orders is her." " Got it?" " Listen, Kiwi, do yourself a favour and jog on before you catch a cold." " Go on." " Fucking fog!" " Say hello to me and give me a little kiss." " That's what you want, isn't it?" " Yes... good boy." " Oh God, Tate!" " It's your insecurity, dammit!" " I'm not looking at other women!" "  It is not my insecurity!" " Suze's giving me such a hard time!" " I don't know why she attacks me." "  God, now you're blaming her?" " Good boy!" " You're a good boy!" " Want a cuddle?" " Come on, let's have a cuddle." " I'm not gonna hurt you." " There's a problem with your doggy." "  What?" " What?" " Zane?" " Rolex?" " What's the matter?" " Rolex?" " What've you done?" "  That's my knife." " Get out!" " What's going on?" " Rolex!" " Dave!" " Let me in!" " Dave, where the fuck are you?" " Dave!" " Stop it!" " Stop it!" " I'm coming!" " What is it?" "  They've got Rolex!" "  Open the fucking door!" " Let me in!" " Open the fucking door!" " Now!" " Go in there!" " Get the fucker!" "  Get out of the way!" " What's going on?" " Fucking crazy!" "  What?" " Look at your goddamn dog!" " Kathy's right, he's fucking nuts!" "  What've they done to you?" " God, Zane!" "  Is he still alive?" " Yeah, I think so." " Good." " I'm gonna kill him for what he's done to the boy." " It was him!" " Stay the fuck down!" " Stay down, you shit!" " Dave, we've gotta get moving!" "  Not until I've sorted this mess out." " Well, sort this fucking mess out then!" " I'll get Kathy, alright?" " She's the nurse." " Where you fucking going with that?" "  It's alright!" " You're right." " Just get her!" " Okay." " Hi, honey." " Shit, what happened to you?" " What was all that fighting?" " Zane and I fought." " Are you okay?" "  Yeah, I'm alright." " Chris, I need to tell you something." " I know you think I'm perfect, but I'm not." " I'm all fucked up inside, and I can't have children." " If we're gonna get married, I need to be honest with you." " It's alright, honey." " Why would I want to marry you?" " Why marry someone so ugly?" " Do you think..." "Do you think I'm ugly?" " You are!" " You're ugly inside-out!" " How can you say that to me?" " Oh, honey..." "The horror!" " No, I'm not!" " I'm not ugly!" " You're fucking... pathetic, you fucking asshole!" " You're not a man, you're a coward!" " You faggot!" " Are you finished?" " Come on, honey." " Don't be like that." " You don't mean that." " It's alright." " You know what you need?" " That's what you need." " That help?" " Don't pick him up!" " You'll hurt him!" "  I have to take him..." "Dave, you're gonna hurt him!" " I have to take him." " It's alright, boy." " Daddy's gonna fix it." " You fucking little prick!" " What do you think, honey?" " Do I look fat in this?" " Honey..." "I love you very, very much." " I'm gonna be back soon." " No!" " Big Dave!" " Want a drink?" " Why don't you just fuck off?" " Come on, don't be like that." " Have a drink, it's been a hard day." " Suit yourself." " Broken back, huh?" " How the fuck could you know?" " Did that hurt?" " Did that hurt?" " See, I don't need you anymore." " That's what you gotta understand." " You know, women are much easier to control." " You're weak." " I'm gonna have so much fun with her!" " I'm gonna have so much fun with her!" " Her she comes now!" " Howdy, Suze!" " Dave's hurt." " God damn it!" " So pretty." " Dave, where are you going?" " Where you going?" " What're you doing?" " No, no." " That's my property." " That's my property." " Come on, give me a hand here." " Do-si-do with your partner." " You're a heavy sucker." " Goddamn!" " Now, you listen up." " You listen here." " No, listen." " This is my boat now." " These are my rules." " The only person I take orders from..." "Well, that's me." " Man overboard!" " Come on, Roly!" " Come on, you can do it!" " Come on now!" " Rolex, your time's up." " Bye-bye, Roly!" " Shit!" " God damn!" " You're a heavy sucker!" " What's that I feel?" " You getting cute back there with me?" " Howdy, Suze!" " Get some beauty sleep, 'cause you're looking mighty fine!" " I've got a little job for you." " You gotta show me how to drive the boat." "  Why are you doing this?" " He's left me no choice." " Who?" "  Him!" " He's been chasing me for thousands of years." "  Where's Dave?" " He's dead." " Died a coward." " But he did say that he wanted me to tell you that he loved you very, very much." " I'm gonna show you fuck all!" " I think you are, 'cause otherwise..." "over he goes!" " Come on now, Suze." " I've killed many, many people." " His life means nothing to me." " No!" "  But if I kill him, his blood is on your hands." " No!" " No?" " Fine, I'll kill him." "  No, no!" " Alright, I'll do it!" " Alright, alright..." "Now you're gonna help me." " Or next I throw Kathy, right?" " And this is from Dave." " Well, come on now!" " Come on!" " Wakey, wakey!" " Alright, you stay and get some sleep." " I'm gonna go and see Kathy." " I think she likes me." " Chris!" "  Leave." " Why?" " Why would you want her when you can have me?" "  I told you." " I don't want you." "  Why?" " How can you say that?" " Very easily." " It goes like this:." " Fuck off!" " Is this what you want?" " I've had a thousand women..." "like you." " But women like her..." "They're rare." " They're precious." " Women like you..." "You're disposable." " That's for killing my Dave!" " What've you done?" " What've you done to my Chris?" " Give that to me!" " Give me that!" " Oh, honey..." "I'm so sorry." "  It's alright." " I'm so sorry." " It's gonna be alright." "  I forgive you, baby." " I forgive you." " It's alright." " You missed, you cunt!" " When I was in that body it was very painful." " But there is a greater pain." " Look in his pocket." " He was going to ask you!" " But something must've made him think twice." " No, no!" " No!" " Oh, look how beautiful it is on you!" " It's just what you've always wanted." " Look how beautiful you are." " You won't make me cry." " You can't make me cry." " Honey, it's so beautiful!" " This body is a good body." " I want to enjoy this body." " No, no!" "  You like that?" " Oh yeah, you like it!" " You like to watch?" " No, no!" " You fucking pervert!" " You fucking bitch!" " Oh God!" " I've had a busy day." " Sleep now." " Rescue." " Kathy..." " But you're dead." " We're all here now." " The living and the dead. -  lmogen?" " How?" " Because of him." " He's coming." " I hope you have your obolus." " My obolus?" " He can't take those he seeks unless they pay him." " The bad man is going to try and kill you, Kathy." " But you can beat him... with this." " You have to make him pay." " I'll be back for you, my pretty Adena." " I underestimated you." " You're not the only one that's hard to kill." " What are you?" " I move through bodies." " I take who I want." " You think you can fucking stop me?" " I won't miss this time!" " Fucking bitch!" " Kathy, don't be frightened." " It's me." " It's me, love." " Listen to me." " It's me, love." " Zane?" " Is that you?" " I love you, Kathy." " How did this happen?" " The knife gives you the power to swap bodies, to cheat death." " He swapped for mine." " Tate, don't shoot!" " It's me, Zane!" " I can't explain it." " It's Zane." " I'm Zane." "  What d'you mean?" " I'm trapped in this body." " Where are the others?" " They're dead." " All of them." " Even Kathy?" " I'm sorry." " How did it happen?" " He killed them all, so I had to kill him." " I am so tired." " You have to make the boat go." " You have to make it work." " We have to make it back to land." " This whole thing's been a nightmare." " I can't." " Please help me!" " Please!" " Here's the gas." " Now what?" " You'll have to do it." " I'm too weak." " No..." " You want to die again, man?" " Stop it!" " Stop it!" " Now you think you can take me on?" " I'm not afraid of anybody!" " That's bullshit." " You're afraid of death." " Aren't you?" " Aren't you?" " That's mine!" " Give it back!" " You don't know what it is!" " Yes, I do, and I will fucking drop it!" " If you drop it, I'll kill him." " If you drop it, I'll kill him." " If you kill him, I will drop it." " He's here." " He's found you after all this time, hasn't he?" " Shut up!" " You give that back!" "  You come and get it!" " I'll kill you both." " I don't want to drop it." " I want you to show me how to use it." " What do you mean?" " I want to come with you." " To live in a world without death." " I've seen enough of it." " I want to feel alive again." " Show me." "  Why should I believe you?" " When I fuck, I want to feel alive, not dead." " You show me that." " I will give you anything you want just to feel that." " Anything." " Anything?" " Everything." " Kathy, no!" "  Shut up, old man." " Burn!" " You fucking bitch!" " Payment." " Your time will come." " You'll suffer..." "They are the ones you took." " They've been waiting for you," "little spirit." " Wait, wait." " Just wait." " Take your clothes off." " You first." " Let's have a shower."