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You're both twisted. I love it. | {
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People buy from people before buying a particular brand or product. The salesman is really the most important front line of a company like ours. You should always be conscious of this. If you are likeable, informative, educated, articulate, you are going to do a much better job. | {
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That guy just broke up with a vegetarian.
Source: been there, done that | {
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I've met many atheists who are more self-righteous, judgmental, and close-minded than most moonies are. Everything's a cult. | {
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Don't be ridiculous. As long as she keeps getting a steady supply of fresh human blood, she'll live forever. | {
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I will be tuning in every night, sleeping to the sight of this will make me feel like an astronaut.
[relating to Earth Science](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0136020070?ie=UTF8&tag=polidebanews-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=1789&creativeASIN=0136020070). | {
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I turned your comment (with some light editing) into a song called "Singin' It With You Girl": [http://clyp.it/snuwajho](http://clyp.it/snuwajho)
Edit: Now that I'm rich (gilded), I'm rereleasing this song with an added verse. This will be the lead single on my Greatest Hits album, hitting shelves never: [http://clyp.it/womkgbxf](http://clyp.it/womkgbxf) | {
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I guess you all do. My posts are getting downvoted because I said I lied. If you really didn't care, you wouldn't bother downvoting, now would you? | {
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I always liked, are you casino Indian or slurpee Indian? | {
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I cant stop laughing that someone from Reddit is complaining about stealing content. | {
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Holy shit, you guys look like twins. | {
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Cool story, bro.
Edit: -125?! Y'all are mad.
Edit2: -197. Come on Reddit! You can make it an even -200 before tomorrow! Edit3: Awww yeah! You did it Reddit! -202! It's beautiful. | {
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He must have used a silencer. | {
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I have never hallucinated as much on anything else, and I've literally done it all. It was the only time I ever felt completely disconnected from reality. | {
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or polio
Edit: Thanks for the gold Stranger!, Glad my dark humour got a few laughs. | {
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How much will somebody here pay OP to follow around Triachus for the rest of his life, making it a living hell. | {
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Tell me more. When did KFC stop delivering? | {
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Okay. I'm seeing comments like this even more now. I think I'm on to you...
You're a bot who takes the top comment(s), reposts it, with a link to Amazon products tacked on.
That's right. Gotchya.
[relating to Earth Science](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0136020070?ie=UTF8&tag=polidebanews-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=1789&creativeASIN=0136020070). | {
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> "Excuse me sir, but why do you have all those penguins in the back of your truck?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
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Fuck you. Fuck your family. Fuck your kids. Die. Digg is way better. 9gag for le life. Niggers suck. Kill everyone. Lil Wayne is amazing. Apple is a good company and PC sucks. I hate you. I fucked your mother. I took an arrow to the knee. Nope, chuck testa. | {
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JUST AS DREAMY.
Just as dreamy, ladies. Just as dreamy. | {
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I knew it was a happy meal. I was just trying to make a clever title :-/ | {
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I think it's written somewhere that jeans are exempt from the usual washing expectations. | {
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The Op most likely did. This is why any form of gambling should be outlawed is because it exploits people susceptible to gambling addiction. It's just another problem with living in a country that so openly supports capitalism. | {
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I spent way too much time thinking of shit like steel and iron and wondering what the fuck this is supposed to mean. | {
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Or not be a passive aggressive assdouche and try talking to them.
Being an adult is hard. | {
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I click baited you lol. | {
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Good on you, Rosa Parks' bus driver, good on you.
People who perpetuate bigotry deserve no cookies for being polite. | {
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Very bad. And his legs will be roughed up from being in that position for so long.
He'll be a super-calloused fragile mystic, plagued with halitosis.
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*Fine*
I'll be happy with the ~~30~~ 29 cents I didn't have to pay, like a true Dutchman. | {
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It's easier than developing your own character. | {
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I DONT LIKE ZACH BRAFF OR HIS MOVIES OR KEVIN SMITH OR NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL AND I THINK DIGG IS A BETTER WEBSITE | {
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There is no sleep as comfortable as the sleep you shouldn't be sleeping | {
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That's just disgusting. Ruined this | {
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Thats when the artichokes come out
E: :D thanks! | {
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*you're.
FTFY in case those bloody grammar nazis show up. | {
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That's one of the reasons I liked Malcolm in the Middle, their house always had the look of poverty. It was dirty, messed up, poor yard, and appliances constantly breaking down.
Also they didn't live in indiana which a lot of shows are starting to do to make it look like you're simple/poor. ^^Come ^^on ^^people ^^I ^^live ^^here | {
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Honestly I don't understand. You guys literally wouldn't have a thread to comment in if I didn't link this picture. Show me some damn respect! | {
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To be fair,I never stop my wife from doing anything because I'm always wrong.
Edit: obligatory thanks for the gold. Who knew lip-service to my significant other would yield sweet gold. | {
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I know lol...
But now that I think about it, what does he gain calling users ugly ass jerks?
Had he simply pointed out, in a friendly manner, that he would appreciate if I valued his work, I would consider creating a paypal account to pay him, but now that he called me a ugly ass jerk, fuck him!
I've found a simple way to extended the trial to infinite times. | {
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Would you say she's a *neigh*bor? | {
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Uhh no you said if a man attacks a woman and the woman defends herself by saying "you don't understand" then that's an attack on you and they should be banned.
Lol @ that. | {
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I'm sure she'll be surprised
edit: [OP's anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZaJYDPY-YQ#t=37) (NSFW) | {
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Your offer was known only to karmanaut, who was the only one you messaged about it, instead of posting it publicly or in modmail. While he should have shared that offer with us, you can't assume he will. | {
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At that point I wouldn't have even charged her. Just a slow clap would suffice | {
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I'm not surprised, knowing how the average gook drives. | {
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Your parenthesis to paragraph ratio is strong, bro.
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To everyone mass downvoting me right now: excuuuuuuse me for making a joke. Also, go fuck yourselves. | {
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I really wanted one of you to shout, "You!" and just start fighting each other for everyone's confused enjoyment. | {
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He is correct. Beck didn't deserve that award and he has a right to his opinion. Stop hating. | {
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/╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ | {
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Fuck you i'm an American
Your fascist downvotes mean nothing to me
Have fun thinking your imaginary points are worth anything while realizing on the inside i am right | {
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"I was fucking 361 concubines a year which really pissed me off because it was 4 short of 1 concubine a day" | {
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I would have preferred a screenshot. I am therefore calling fake on this post, and **downvoting** accordingly :-)
"Author unconfirmed" hahaha yeah right... enjoy downvote oblivion, OP :-) | {
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I slept with a guy who obviously also thought this, he got in and just chilled there, very strange experience. | {
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This comment will be the one that gets upvoted.
Edit: GODDAMMIT
Edit 2: Thanks for my 94 upvotes! | {
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**^crinkle ^crinkle ^crinkle**
*...*
**^crinkle ^crinkle ^crinkle**
*...*
***CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE*** | {
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This is tragic, I'm sorry he died and Imma let you finish but there is no god. | {
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No. That's too much for me to handle. | {
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Robb and Catelyn get murdered by the Freys in book 3.
Also Jon Snow is the son of a Tagaryean and Neds sister. | {
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Great idea! http://i.imgur.com/7tsME.jpg | {
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Its a fish dude. No reason to shut down a whole Walmart
Edit: So apparently disagreeing with someone is cause for all my previous posts to be downvoted regardless of topic. That makes total sense, good job trying to punish me for a different opinion. | {
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Out of curiosity, as a 265 lb 6'1" American, If I go to places where the Chinese tourists are cutting in line, how okay will it be for me to pick them up and start tossing them behind me like a corn harvester going through a field? | {
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He's Iranian. He can only do the Iranian videos which are all filled with repressed men who have no sex and hence need to fuck oranges. Thank the stars I'm not Iranian, and before you say it, yes I've a lot of experience with penetrating the actual female form. | {
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He learned that it ain't easy, bein cheesy | {
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Should I downvote myself too? | {
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The timeframe is not immediate, but we should be concerned. There needs to be a lot more work on AI safety.
And, with all due respect to the Roomba dude, that is not a concern
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But is the translator character reliable? He just fucking killed somebody who was trying to surrender, after all.
Edit: You guys are just so goddamn mad, aren't you.
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Also, Abe and Charles Darwin were born on the exact same day. | {
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You want us to feel sympathy for an ambassador who was likely working to destabilize Libya from within and promote America's Imperialist agenda?
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That's disgusting. Were her nipples erect? Describe her areolas.
(*thanks /u/Ergot16 and thanks /u/obscure_renegade. You both made my nipples perfectly erect. Check PM's for pics) | {
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Couldn't tell ya I'm not constantly. monitoring this sub 24/7.
> turned out that it was something a wife sent to her husband that made its way to the internet?
Still trashy | {
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Actually after age 100 the struggle is off because very few people die after age 100. | {
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what happened to /r/marijuana? I know the moderator had some kind of problems... but w.e.
He's probably in a locked up somewhere for smoking too much dope, good riddance. I think he was racist as well... | {
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Why not? Your mom did it with crabs. | {
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Are you a moonie by chance? | {
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"I masturbate, refresh the same webpages over and over, and hope that I'll muster up the willpower to tear myself away from the computer screen and do something worthwhile" | {
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i'm sorry that happened to you, but fuck you and fuck your friend. that is terrible advice. part of moving on and getting over it for me involved spending a good chunk of my life at the fucking shrink's office.
i'm glad that line of thinking worked for you. keep it to your fucking self. | {
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"Subject is deceased."
"Subject is deceased."
"Subject is deceased." | {
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Yes.
Edit: I dont.....
What?
The fuck?
Sometimes i dont get the reddit. ever.
Edit2: [I accept my fate](http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/003/617/okayguy.jpg?1283381711)
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*[loading](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc4c83zgSo1re3xqwo2_250.gif)*… | {
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Pokemon is a lifestyle, a tradition that stays with you, and no one knows that better than we of the 1stGen | {
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Don't forget the third ring...the suffering.
Sorry, had to. | {
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I'm particularly disappointed with the "Shitty__Whatever" accounts. They get popular for being terrible at something? What a stupid idea. It's like a race to the bottom, whereas upvotes should be reserved for something of unusual quality. | {
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He's probably seen some fucked up stuff. Had to deal with the worst humanity has to offer. All that fighting, people dying. Also he was in the Marines. | {
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The only criminal here is you acting like he should have abandoned a good life over a mistake your mom made. | {
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Well that's one you just can't...passover. | {
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This poster loathes Dane Cook. This poster is not trying to be funny. This poster simply thought it was interesting (for his own amusement, maybe) to leave a comment at the entirely opposite spectrum of what the OP had in mind.
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I..... Have no idea how that would make me feel better... Sounds straight out of ed edd and eddy | {
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haha more eyeliner than emo girls, and by damn, that is the brightest red chapstick anyone has ever seen. You must be using the chapstick that dorothy was using in Oz. and nice work trying to ignore the actual comments and making sarcastic comments instead, you totally, like, look like you're winning now. ohwaitihaveabrain. | {
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"Well, first I'd Goog-"
"YOU'RE HIRED!" | {
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Don't be ugly and you won't be offended. | {
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>For a group of fucktards
For the first five or so words of your sentence I couldn't tell if you were talking about isis or anonymous
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its cal**LE**d a scorpion fly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecoptera | {
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Fun fact - from [IMDB](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005109/bio?ref_=nm_dyk_trv_sm#trivia).
>Auditioned for the situation comedy That '70s Show (1998) at age 14. Though actors had to be at least 18 to get the role, she truthfully claimed she would be 18 on her birthday, not specifying which birthday, and won the role.
Oh Mila. You're so cheeky. | {
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Cum all over me daddy....
edit2;shower my penis in your downboats mmmm yes delicious
edit3;CUM ON FUCK ME IN THE ASS NIGGER FUCK ME IN THE ASS MANDINGO | {
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... anything else slip your mind? | {
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Trust me it's in there. | {
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You had me at "Hello, world." ;)
Edit: Thank you so much for the gold! I'm glad my cheesy comp sci humor was entertaining enough for you. | {
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shit, i didn't read that far, deleted | {
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