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Walking down the street, everybody looks at me Shotgun in my pants is what they want to see My bum is like a trigger, baby, waiting to explode Come on, lets get funky, and make the party flow Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Oooh, baby, I wanna see your bum Oh! Oooh, baby, your pretty, pretty bum Oooh, baby, I wanna see your bum Oooh, baby, and destroy it with my gun Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum Bang, bang, baby Shotgun in the bum!

In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp And he eats baked potatoes every single day Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp And he eats baked potatoes every single day Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way Long ago, I was just a happy little shrimp And I lived in a cave deep underwater Nothing in the world seemed to get me down But then my whole life turned all around When suddenly the water turned grey And there was no life to be found in my happy cave I did not know what to do with myself So I sat in silence on my shrimpy shelf Waiting for the world to get better The world never got much better And then a zombie shrimp came to me And this is what he said: In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp And he eats baked potatoes every single day Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp And he eats baked potatoes every single day Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way The zombie shrimp told me his secrets Of eternal life The secret was to turn into a zombie shrimp That is how you have to live In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp And he eats baked potatoes every single day Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp And he eats baked potatoes every single day Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way

Hey sexy baby Its party time Once upon a time there was big ploppy poo He liked eating sausages and licking a dogs arse Then one day policeman said he cannot do his thing So he went on a machine gun rampage and had a lot of fun Benji Bird was his name What a silly poo Killing was the favorite thing For biddy bird to do Unfortunately he was just a lump of human turd And as we all know, turds are not very good at Firing machine guns Benji Benji Bird by bird Niao niao niao Benji Benji Bird by bird Niao niao niao Benji Benji Bird by bird Niao niao niao Benji Benji Bird by bird Niao niao niao Sausage dog and policeman where very very angry They did not attend the funeral of Benji Bird Instead they watched a lovely film and ate a plate of ham So this sets the story of the big ploppy poo Benji Benji Bird by bird Niao niao niao Benji Benji Bird by bird Niao niao niao Benji Benji Bird by bird Niao niao niao Benji Benji Bird by bird Niao niao niao Thank you for listening to this song We hope you had a lovely time Please come again soon ROFLcopter