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We could be all alone tonight We could be something real We could go anywhere tonight We could take all night We could go anywhere Lately Ive been feeling suffocated Tired and empty, pigeon-holed and overrated Even though Im not rated high And lately Ive been thinking we could leave here Buy a ticket, tour us on a long vacation Sun dresses and photographs We could be all alone tonight We could be something real We could go anywhere tonight We could take all night We could go anywhere
Hey, you little piss baby You think youre so fucking cool? Huh? You think youre so fucking tough? You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck Aw, look at those arms Your arms look so fucking cute, they look like lil cigarettes I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you And then youd love it and youd text me I love you And then Id fucking ghost you Its so funny how youre all alone All alone All alone All alone All alone All alone Its so funny how youre all alone All alone All alone All alone All alone All alone Tell me whats the deal, Ive been tryin to go to bed Ive been up for days, Ive been tryna get ahead Said it all before, and Ill say it once again Im better off alone Tell me whats the deal, Ive been tryin to go to bed Ive been up for days, Ive been tryna get ahead Said it all before, and Ill say it once again Im better off alone Its so funny how youre all alone All alone All alone All alone All alone All alone Its so funny how youre all alone All alone All alone All alone All alone All alone
You look beautiful tonight Hope the stars shine on you tonight You look beautiful tonight Hope the stars shine on you tonight Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that So I ran out to the track to get my cash back I just gotta leave this place with a big bag So I found the fuckin jockey and I grabbed that Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place Me and the horse, we ran out of the place Then we took my Porsche back to my place Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account Woo! Pick it up! Pick it up! Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer Bet my money on a fishnet carousel Go, go, go, go, go so fast now Go, go, go, go, go so fast now Racing horses at the derby Why am I never getting lucky? I never have any money I never win any money Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account
Pick it up Wanted some speakers, Xbox, and t-shirts Ive been good like every single day Looked under my tree, my box was empty Santa made an enemy that day Done being jolly, time to be naughty Think its time we settle up the score Fill up the wishlist, lets cause some mischief Grab my keys, Im headin out the door Ive been good for way too long Gonna get the shit I want Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want I was good every day but he didnt give a fuck This year, put the top on the back of the truck Santas banging on the back of the truck Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want I was good every day but he didnt give a fuck This year, put the top on the back of the truck Santas banging on the back of the truck La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Hes watching TV, he doesnt see me Go and get the bag out of his sleigh Elves in the kitchen heard the ignition Think its time we make our getaway Chains on the tires, hes right behind us Screaming cause we stole his magic bag Boots full of lead feet, gas in the Chevy Hundred-fifty miles on the dash Ive been good for way too long Gonna get the shit I want Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want I was good every day but he didnt give a fuck This year, put the top on the back of the truck Santas banging on the back of the truck Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want I was good every day but he didnt give a fuck This year, put the top on the back of the truck Santas banging on the back of the truck La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
He said, I love you, on the plane I said, I love you too He said, Everything is different now, everything has changed Always on a plane, always something new I said, Nothings new, nothings changed, I still need you Im bout to hit the boof Smokin somethin new Ro-ro-roll the boof, then I smoke, then its all gone Hit that G so hard that I fall off Taking shots in the dark, thats a bad call Going straight for your head, gotta saw it off I got a bag on the way Smokin a zip in a day What were you trying to say? Making it up on the way I never say what I need, when I need you Never say what I need, when I need you Im good on the weed but I need you I might hit the weed, I might hit the boof Im addicted to Monster, money, and weed, yeah Im blowin clouds so loud, you cant fuckin see, yeah Im addicted to everything that I see, yeah I’m addicted to making money off me, yeah I might go and throw my phone into the lake, yeah It aint hard to quit caring what you think, yeah Burnt me one too many times like a tree, yeah Now theres fire raining down on your screams, yeah Ohhhh Yeah
My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I answer 27 missed calls lightin up my cell phone Sending you a text sayin, Call you when I get home Taking off my work clothes, workin in a cold one 45 group texts, 50 group DMs Send another text askin me if Ive seen them Pushin back a deadline, gotta make my bedtime Then I crack a smile, cause I love you and Id do it all again My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I answer My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I answer I dont need to tell you why you going every night I dont have a thing anymore Youve been looking everywhere to find me And really Ive been mad at you Throwing my phone at the wall If you knew all the days I messed up I broke some promises, made mistakes We cant make it back from this Used to love that ringtone when you called me Now it makes me sick Used to love that ringtone when you called me Now it makes me sick My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I answer My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I know My boys got his own ringtone Its the only one I know, its the only one I answer
I make my money on my own, yeah Wakin up five in the morning, yeah Throwin money in the oven, yeah Fuck sleep and his cousin, yeah Ive been on a roll, yeah I spend my money like its stolen, yeah Shit, Im already broke and its only 7:45 in the morning, yeah Goddamn, what the fuck? Feel like Im not good enough Get off of me, I swear Ill do it all Do it all, do it all I can swear I can do it all Do it all, do it all I can swear I can do it all Im done trying, new plan Do what I want, dont hold my hand I can do anything I want, first try You take like ten tries, hurtin my eyes Hold on I dont feel part of anything I make my money on my own, yeah Wakin up five in the morning, yeah Throwin money in the oven, yeah Fuck sleep and his cousin, yeah Ive been on a roll, yeah I spend my money like its stolen, yeah Shit, Im already broke and its only 7:45 in the morning, yeah Goddamn, what the fuck? Feel like Im not good enough Get off of me, I swear Ill do it all Do it all, do it all I can swear I can do it all Do it all, do it all I can swear I can do it all
Hey minecraft, did you hear about that creeper that went to a party? He had a blast! Oooh Minecraft jokes to kids creepers used to hunt? The Do they blow up? I dont know what creepers are I think theyre just like zombies Hey, what do they teach in witch school? Spelling! in the jungle? ...I dont know why Too many cheetahs Knock-knock Whos there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didnt know you were such a good yodeller
I was trying to find a way to kill time I didnt even get to tell you goodbye I was trying to find a way to kill time Now youre gone and I cant ever say goodbye This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go another day This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go, go, go Went and made it fun Go, go, go, go This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go another day This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go another day This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go another day This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt Fun Go, go, go, go This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go another day This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go, go, go This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say
I was tryin to find a way to kill time I didnt even get to tell you goodbye I was tryin to find a way to kill time Now youre gone and I cant ever say goodbye This feelings going to my head, Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room, I couldnt go another day This feelings going to my head, Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room, I couldnt go, go, go, go Oh my god, what the fuck? Take my hand, crush it up Spill the blood on the floor, I aint scared, think theres more What the fuck? Make it stop, took too long, here right now On the floor, in the car, smoking cigs in the bar I dont want you to think I got bad intentions Never wanted you inside, you made it your mission, yeah Didnt wanna hurt no one but you just went and made it fun, fun, fun, fun I hear youre lookin for a way to fight the Corpus bride Shes workin in my mind And youre lookin for a way to crush, its not enough You fucked up your last try We were in the studio, I was just playin You were all work and I was all play and You were talkin business, aiming with your weapon I was on your hit list, I felt the compression Ill never go, Ill haunt your studio You wont think of words when you write it up Youll just hear me singing this song Youll think thats okay, youll just sing along You just copy everything we do If I wasnt me, Id copy me too You just copy everything we do If I wasnt me, Id copy me too
I dont wanna keep anything from you Baby, this feels like another mistake Ive been running away for this whole life Yeah, I cant lie I need more I cant wait anymore for this I cant- I cannot afford to wait another minute Without you in my life I lie right now Tired right now, I need lie right now Lie right now Now Youre sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? I needed this more than you will ever know I needed this more than you will ever know Dishes are piling up But thats cool Cause at least we got food Yeah, everything is pilin up But thats cool, thats cool Cause at least I got you, I got you, I got you Tell me that you dont want to bug me Ill tell you, Baby, bein here is nothing Call me anytime youre feelin lonely And Im running home to be with you Ive been sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Dishes all accounted for Got about a counter full Yeah, Im always out of bounds Yeah, Im not responsible But Im always counted for Fuckin up but riding home Corner store to studio To work and then Im back to you Ive been sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now? Sitting all alone, and you call me on the phone And you say, I need love, can you get to me now?
Im just staring at my empty cans that sprawl across my floor Im smoking dope in empty cans I got from corner stores Theres broken glass from broken pieces lying in my sink Ill wash them down with water getting harder ending blinks Ill hang with this old feeling, treat it like another friend Well sit and watch some YouTube videos, were staying in Well feed a doggo playing looking good with new veneer Then end the night in covers whisper nothings in my ear Dont say its personal Cause Im fine I can do anything I dont need you I dont need you Ive got bloodstains in my bathtub, Ive got vomit on my floor Ive got Popov in my vomit, smell it as I leave my door Ive got three cans of Four Loko just to go and see your face Going through it every weekend just to Steven leave my place Its really just a doggo feeling shy about their teeth Im walking feeling fall, I might just catch a falling leaf Ill catch it in my mouth and Ill refuse to tear it up Ill take it home and put it on my table in a cup Its really just a doggo feeling shy about their teeth Im walking feeling fall, I might just catch a falling leaf Ill catch it in my mouth and Ill refuse to tear it up Ill take it home and put it on my table in a cup I notice it looks good, sitting with all this empty shit Ill clean just a little, just to show it to my friend Ill notice that theyre leaving, but they leave their bags unpacked They say its nothing major and they promise to be back Ive got bloodstains in my bathtub, Ive got vomit on my floor Ive got Popov in my vomit, smell it as I leave my door Ive got three cans of Four Loko just to go and see your face Going through it every weekend just to Steven leave my place
Everybody put your fucking blaze rods up for this next one Yeah Let me know if you heard this next one Text my phone if youve heard this one Hey everyone, I left my phone backstage but if you can text my dad Tell him Im safe Tell my dad Im safe, Im just sucking minecock If anybodys got their phone on them, text my mom and tell her that I cant get out of minecraft Please Please I signed up to do this show and now I cant get out of minecraft
Hey, you little piss baby You think youre so fucking cool? Huh? You think you’re so fucking tough? You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck Aw, look at those arms Your arms look so fucking cute, they look like lil cigarettes I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you And then youd love it and you’d text me I love you And then Id fucking ghost you With the big boys coming with the big stuff I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the big trucks Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the big trucks Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the picture Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Feel so clean like a money machine Feel so clean like the money machine Feel so clean like a money machine Feel so clean like the money machine Tell me whats the deal, Ive been tryin to go to bed Ive been up for days, Ive been tryna get ahead Said it all before, and Ill say it once again I’m better off alone Tell me what’s the deal, Ive been tryin’ to go to bed Ive been up for days, Ive been tryna get ahead Said it all before, and Ill say it once again I’m better off alone With the big boys coming with the big stuff I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the big trucks Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the big trucks Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Big boys coming with the picture Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah Feel so clean like a money machine Feel so clean like the money machine Feel so clean like a money machine Feel so clean like a money machine
Get your future bass out of my room!
I was dying to find a way to kill time I didnt even get to tell you goodbye I was dying to find a way to kill time Now youre gone and I cant ever say goodbye This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go another day This feelings going to my head Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room I couldnt go, go, go, go Oh my god, what the fuck? Take my hand, crush it up Spill the blood on the floor I aint scared, think theres more What the fuck? Make it stop Took too long, here right now On the floor, in the air Smoking cigs in the bar I dont want you to think I got bad intentions Never wanted you inside You made it your mission, yeah Didnt wanna hurt no one But you just went and made it fun I hear youre lookin for a way to fight the Corpus bride Shes workin in my mind And youre lookin for a way to crush Its not enough You fucked up your last try We were in the studio, I was just playin You were all work and I was all play and You were talkin business, aiming with your weapon I was on your hit list, I felt the compression Ill never go, Ill haunt your studio You wont think of words when you write at all Youll just hear me singing this song Youll think thats okay, youll just sing along You just copy everything we do If I wasnt me, Id copy me too You just copy everything we do If I wasnt me, Id copy me too
What? Tell em how crazy I drove you Talk about how crazy you drove me Talk about them favors you owe me Talk about them Talk about them lies you told me Talk about true colors you showed me Talk about them, what? Tell em how crazy I drove you Talk about how crazy you drove me Talk about them favors you owe me Talk about them Talk about them lies you told me Talk about true colors you showed me Talk about them
Aaahh... I like the way of like some minecraft stuff Like, yeah. All I know is: you can mine... and you can have your sword out Take your sword out if you have diamonds Ay, for everybody whos got diamonds in the audience let me hear you say woo-woo Let me hear you drop on the discord Aaahh... There are so many things you can do on minecraft
No, oh oh oh oh Nah, ah ah ah ah Yeah, yeah Non sono omofobo però ammazzerei Tutti quanti i froci che ci provano con te Non sono razzista però ammazzerei Tutti quanti i negri che ci provano con te Non sono omofobo però ammazzerei Tutti quanti i froci che ci provano con te Non sono razzista però ammazzerei Tutti quanti i negri che ci provano con te Tutti quanti i negri che ci provano con te Tutti quanti i froci che ci provano con te Tutti quanti i negri che ci provano con te Tutti quanti i froci che ci provano con te Non sono frocio, ma ti giuro che Ammazzo tutti i froci che ci provano con te Non sono Hitler, ma ti giuro che Ammazzo gli ebrei che ci provano con tе No che non sto bene, ma mi sеnto meglio Pagami se vuoi che canti dentro al tuo pezzo Nessuno mi chiede se mi sento meglio Ma se me lo chiedi tanto ti rispondo Peggio Non sono omofobo però ammazzerei Tutti quanti i froci che ci provano con te Non sono razzista però ammazzerei Tutti quanti i negri che ci provano con te Non sono omofobo però ammazzerei Tutti quanti i froci che ci provano con te Non sono razzista però ammazzerei Tutti quanti i negri che ci provano con te Tutti quanti i negri che ci provano con te Tutti quanti i froci che ci provano con te Tutti quanti i negri che ci provano con te Tutti quanti i froci che ci provano con te
And now you’re in my head And you won’t get out Do you love it? Do you love it? Do you love it? That I always miss you That I always miss you That I always miss you That I always miss you Miss you, miss you, miss you That I always miss you
Alright guys, this is my new song coming out Its called, uh, God Died For Us I was asleep one night Walked downstairs Looked out the windowsill Saw a shadow in the night Walked outside and there was no one there So I walked back inside and said momma did you see that outside? She says son I dont know what youre talking about So I said: Im proud to be an American Where at least I know Im free And Ill gladly stand up next to you And defend Her still today Cause there aint no doubt I love this land Cause Gods the one, who died for me And gave his life for me And Ill gladly stand up next to God, and salutе him still today Cause hes the onе who died for me And gave his right to me And Ill announce his name still today Cause God is the one who died for me Who gave his life to me sacrificed on the cross And thats why we know the reason why were living and walking on feet and having some food He gave his life for me Im proud to be an American Where at least I know Im free And Ill gladly stand up next to God And Ill gladly stand up next to God, and salute him still today Cause Gods the one, who done my right and gave me life Cause Gods the one Cause Gods the one Tell me something about you, but I dont know Cause Gods the one I saw Or something like that sittin in the windowsill Standing in the window pushing out the light There was no one there so I walked outside Im proud to be an American Wh- Ere at least I know Im free And Ill gladly stand up next to God, and salute him still today Cause there aint no doubt we love him I can live my life free, what I done for him, hes the one who have his life so I could give my life just as well Thank you guys I hope you like it
He said, I love you, on the plane I said, I love you too He said, Everything is different now, everything has changed Always on a plane, always something new Said I love you too Said I love you- Said I love- Said I-said I-s-s-s-s I said nothings new nothings changed I still need you Im bout to hit the boof Smokin something new Ro-ro-roll the boof, then I smoke, then its all gone Hit that G so hard that I fall off Taking shots in the dark, thats a bad call Going straight for your head, gotta saw it off I got a bag on the way Smokin a zip in a day What were you trying to say? Making it up on the way I never say what I need, when I need you Never say what I need, when I need you Im good on the weed but I need you I might hit the weed, I might hit the boof Im addicted to Monster, money, and weed, yeah Im blowin clouds so loud, you cant fuckin see, yeah Im addicted to everything that I see, yeah I’m addicted to making money off me, yeah I might go and throw my phone into the lake, yeah It aint hard to quit caring what you think, yeah Burnt me one too many times like a tree, yeah Now theres fire raining down on your screams, yeah Ohhhh Yeah I hit the big boof then its all gone I hit the big boof then its gone I hit the big boof and the weed, yeah I hit the big boof then its gone Just shut the fuck up, wheres the weed at? Just shut the fuck up, wheres the weed? Just please fuck me up, wheres the weed at? Just shut the fuck up
Ooooo FAT RUCKER REPORTING DISTRICT, DIVISION ONE The rat Okay Okay I got that, Okay Okay The rat The rat is on the loose again The rat would like to introduce The rat would like to tell you a story A story about- I would like to introduce Hello youtube, this is FAT RUCKER The rat- PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK SHIT BUT I NEVER LISTEN Well that someone is, the rat
Back once again Gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec, gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec, gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec, gec gec gec gec, gec You can call on me Anytime And Im runnin home to you Please remember Baby, Im not stronger than Stronger than you You can call on me Anytime And Im runnin home to you But please remember Baby, baby Im not stronger than Stronger than you Stronger than Stronger than you Im not stronger than Stronger than you Im not stronger than Stronger than you Im not stronger than Stronger than you
Hey, you mini crewmate You think youre so fucking pog? Huh? You think youre so fucking sus? You do a lotta big tasks for someone with such a small pet Aw, look at those hats Your cosmetics look so fucking cute They look like lil spacemen heads I bet I could shoot you I could report you And then youd love it and youd vent me, I sus you And then Id fucking vote you With the big impostors coming with the big tasks I feel so clean like a crewmate on cams yeah With the big impostors coming with the big tasks I feel so clean like a crewmate on cams yeah STOP POSTING ABOUT AMOGUS
I was tryin to find a way to kill time I didnt even get to tell you goodbye I was tryin to find a way to kill time Now youre gone and I cant ever say goodbye This feelings going to my head, Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room, I couldnt go another day This feelings going to my head, Im thinking things I shouldnt say You circled me inside my room, I couldnt go, go, go, go Oh my god, what the fuck? Take my hand, crush it up Spill the blood on the floor, I aint scared, think theres more What the fuck? Make it stop, took too long, here right now On the floor, in the car, smoking cigs in the bar I dont want you to think I got bad intentions Never wanted you inside, you made it your mission, yeah Didnt wanna hurt no one but you just went and made it fun, fun, fun, fun I hear youre lookin for a way to fight the Corpus bride Shes workin in my mind And youre lookin for a way to crush, its not enough You fucked up your last try We were in the studio, I was just playin You were all work and I was all play and You were talkin business, aiming with your weapon I was on your hit list, I felt the compression Ill never go, Ill haunt your studio You wont think of words when you write it up Youll just hear me singing this song Youll think thats okay, youll just sing along You just copy everything we do If I wasnt me, Id copy me too You just copy everything we do If I wasnt me, Id copy me too -My hand crush it up Oh my god, what the fuck? Take my hand, crush it up Spill the blood on the floor, I aint scared, think theres more What the fuck? Make it stop, took too long, here right now On the floor, in the car, smoking cigs in the bar I dont want you to think I got bad intentions Never wanted you inside, you made it your mission, yeah Didnt wanna hurt no one but you just went and made it fun, fun, fun, fun
I wonder if were getting paid for this Hey everybody, uh, drop a dollar or two in my paypal account if you like this next one Drop as many dollars as you want, honestly. I will not be mad if you start doing that If you drop more than one dollar, Ill be pissed Hey everybody, put your Akai mini keyboard controller in the air and produce MUSIC
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had guitar E-I-E-I-O With a guitar noise here And a guitar noise there Here a guitar noise There a guitar noise Everywhere a guitar noise Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had a saw E-I-E-I-O With a keyboard noise here And a keyboard noise there Here a keyboard noise There a keyboard noise Everywhere a keyboard noise Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had a gun E-I-E-I-O With a gunshots here And a gunshots there Here a gunshots There a gunshots Everywhere a gunshots Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm they had a E-I-E-I-O With a here And a there Here a There a Everywhere a Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had a wub E-I-E-I-O With a dubstep noise here And a dubstep noise there Here a dubstep noise There a dubstep noise Everywhere a dubstep noise Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O G-G-Gec
Pick it up! Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that So I ran out to the track to get my cash back I just gotta leave this place with a big bag So I found the fuckin jockey and I grabbed that Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place Me and the horse, we ran out of the place Then we drove my Porsche back to my place Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account Woo, pick it up! Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer Spending my money on a fishnet carousel Go, go, go, go, go so fast now Go, go, go, go, go so fast now Racing horses at the derby Why am I never getting lucky? I never have any money I never win any money Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account, oh no Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche Lost the money in my bank account
Baby, you know that I got you I would never stop you I would never stop you Cause you know Im crazy Crazy for you, baby And you gotta know Every day youve got me oh, feeling like Baby, you know that I got you I could never stop you I would never stop you Cause you know Im crazy Crazy for you, baby And you gotta know Every day, you got me oh, feeling like Baby, you know that I got you I would never stop you I would never stop you Cause you know Im crazy Crazy for you, baby And you gotta know Every day, you got me always feeling like Baby, you know that I got you I would never stop you I would never stop you Cause you know Im crazy Crazy for you, baby And you gotta know Every day, you got me always feeling like Baby, you know that I got you I would never stop you I would never stop you Cause you know Im crazy Crazy for you, baby And you gotta know Every day, you got me always feeling like Baby, you know that I got you I would never stop you I would never stop you Cause you know Im crazy Crazy for you, baby And you gotta know Every day, you got me always feeling like Baby, you know that I got you I would never stop you I would never stop you Cause you know Im crazy Crazy for you, baby And you gotta know Every day, you got me always feeling like Baby, you know that I got you I would never stop you I would never stop you Cause you know Im crazy Crazy for you, baby And you gotta know Every day, you got me always feeling like
Hey, yo, if youve ever heard of soundcloud, let me hear you... let me hear you spin in a circle If you , please ...what? If youve ever pirated any software, please leave the show now
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