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i am a violinist. i have played since i was 4 years old. my mother was a nurse. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon.

hi , what is your name ? hello . i am jake . nice to meet you . nice to meet you too ! i am vladimir . so do you have a profession ? in an orchestra i am the violinist . i lift . i lift heavy weights . violinist is for wussy ? never . i have been playing since i was four . it pays more than lifting weights . oh does it really ? i squat 400 pounds . 400 ! ! ! well that is something . i am sure the nurses , like my mother , sees you a lot . i am sure i can lift 10 nurses . bring on the nurses ! ! ! i am sure your ego is from mommy issues ? maybe a pet can help calm you down . like how ? how could a pet help a strong man like me ? sometimes the strongest men are the weakest people . hahahahaha . i laugh in your face ! i will enjoy my favorite indian dish and look for dogs to adopt while you do .

i am getting married in six months. i drive a mercedes. i am a babysitter. i am the middle child of 3 siblings.

hey how are you tonight i am doing well . wedding planning . yay ! 6 more months . you ? watching a movie tonight , titanic oh . i am babysitting . its my side hustle that is a good one . i have kids too hey it paid for my mercedes . no complaints that is nice . time to get a ferrari ugh i wish . my wedding is in 6 months . ferrari has to wait . . . you only live once . marry next time maybe i can get onw as a wedding gift . . being the middle kid sucks . parents neglect ya i know . i am a parent too i have 2 baby boys . but i am the middle odf my brither 27 and sister 16 that is one too many i think oh why do you say ?

i love the water , any water , ocean , river , or lake. i moved out when i was 14. i like to listen to someone else reading a book. i like cartoons more than movies.

hi ! how are you doing today ? hello ! i am good , just got back from lake . i love the water . nice ! wish i could go anywhere ! i have been confined to a bed oh no why are u confined ? accident . so i just stay in bed . good thing i work from home ! . you ? saving for college . my parents kicked me out at 14 , so its been rough . do you live by yourself ? with my aunt . what movies do you like . i prefer cartoons lol what did you do to get kicked out ? props to you for planning for college , btw ! sadly my parents were drunks and we did not see eye to eye , and thank you comedies ! i like when my dog and cat come to bed with me to watch movies cuddle time with the animals ! do you have hobbies ? ca not do much from the bed , but computer games are great way to pass the time www true and sorry to hear your confined .

my favorite player is mike trout. i am 19 years old. i recently made the college baseball team. i am going to be the starting shortstop.

hi , i am joey and i have never drink alcohol in my life i am a 19 year old alcoholic oh wow , i major geology at alabama u . suffer from social anxiety i play baseball at college my girlfriend of 7 years is in another state that sucks you should go see her yeah i will during the holidays is it far far away ? well it takes a bus or a car to get there . do you know mike trout ? i wish i could get rid of my social anxiety . . . oh no i am sorry yeah , its been tough and feeling quite paranoid do you follow baseball at a ; ; ? no i do not follow baseball well then . . . i do i love it

i own a boat. i have 5 grandchildren. i live alone in a cabin. i like to go fishing on the lake.

hello how are you today ? i am doing very well what are you up to today ? i am going to the race track . i was writing to my grandchildren that is very nice , do you see them often ? sometimes i do , but they have their own lives . it can be hard . i have gotten used to being alone though . i am sorry about that i am a pathological liar , i make people upset and we fight . that definitely is not good no , i feel badly about it a lot . do you really feel bad i honestly do . i hate fighting . why do you hate it i do not like disappointing and deceiving the people i love . i bet that it really hurts

i hate the taste of cheese. i am a great cook. i am under 6 feet tall. i have a daughter.

how are you doing this september night ? i am alright how about you ? i have got a belly full of shrimp , so i am fabulous . tell me about yourself . did you put any cheese on it ? not today . i like it dipped in sauce bang bang shrimp is the recipe good i despise cheese greatly what do you like ? iced coffee , i hope ! i like to cook but not with cheese obviously good riddance . any sports ? i have done karate for years nope just being an amazing cook i would love to have you as my chef during my summer vacation on lake michigan that would be great i enjoy cooking

i have borderline personality disorder. it is my universe , and everyone else is just a character in it. i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy part of town. at night , i party hard in the atlanta club scene , and i never miss a music festival.

how are you doing today ? great ! just got back from some dbt therapy . it really helps me what is that ? i am not familiar . dialectical behavioral therapy . i use it to help with my borderline personality wow , that sounds like a burden . it is difficult but i am learning so much and becoming a better person that is good . i play sports , it helps me stay balanced . exercise is great . i get my exercise by partying sounds fun , i am in school now at do not have much time to party . what are you studying there ? i am getting a degree in health science , food and water are important to me . they are to me too . i am a dental assistant . i am a bad driver and have been in a few crashes . i am so sorry to hear that . do you ever drink and drive ? no , i just have have a hard time behind the wheel . do you like tv ? i do after a long day at work

i enjoy swimming. i have a missing pinky toe. i have 4 dogs. i do not like green eggs and ham. i love cooking.

hey there how are you tonight ? good , i just finished swimming , how about you ? oh do you like to swim ? i love singing it is hard to swim since i am missing a toe , pinky . oh that makes swimming hard ? i am sorry i wish i can sing , when i sing my four dogs howl . well maybe they like it but i can cook really good i enjoy it . on sundays i like to make breakfast . i too like cooking i just don not care for green eggs and i hate ham . oh my i have never had green eggs . what is your name ? kim , it is basic but i like it and you ? what is your favorite food to cook ? i am thad , i like cooking bacon and eggs i like bacon on everything even ice cream lol goodness i have never considered that you have to tried it , it is better than fried ice cream for sure !

i just graduated from high school. i am on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted. i will study computer science. i like playing games online. i am a vegetarian.

hi ! i am nancy . nice to meet you . hello nancy , i am john . nice to meet you too . what do you do for fun ? i play with barbies . haha , i like playing online games i play barbies alone , since i do not have siblings . me either , i just graduated high school and heading to uc sonata cruz alone congrats ! i will just be listening to barbie girl ! great song ! haha , i will just be study computer science and eating my vegetarian meals . good luck ! you are going to have so much fun ! thank you ! ! i have a feeling your going to have alot more fun than i am . its always fun playing with barbies ! if i was younger i would have to agree .

i am colorblind. i am currently trying to open my own grocery store. i have a college degree in marketing. i am still living at home at age 30. i am a volunteer firefighter.

how are you ? i am eating pizza , my favorite . hello how are you doing ? i like baking and cooking food . i volunteer as a firefighter at my local firehouse we do not have many fires near me . i grew up near the ocean . i have an associates degree on marketing . i have a bachelors degree in psychology . i am 30 years old and live with my parents . yikes ! i moved away when i was 20 . i have been traveling ever since , i love it . i have issues seeing colors . they sell special glasses for people who are color blind . i am in the process of trying to buy a supermarket . wow ! that is great ! i love grocery shopping ! what are your hobbies that you enjoy ? i already mentioned them . but i like to spend time with my family and dogs . i love spending time with my family also .

i am all about family and fun. i am a free spirit. the idea of working is not my cup of tea. i like to live off of the land. my parents were like this as well.

hi ! ! ! ! how are you ? i am well darkness has come so my work day is over mine too ! ! ! ! ! now i can play quake and feed my pets . you have pets ? i do not work like average people have a farm and several dogs wow ! ! ! ! ! not many farms here in chicago . my mothers live on a farm though . that is cool u understand . i love bartering what i do not grow myself nice ! ! ! i breed animals . dogs and cats . are you tall ? i am 5 foot 7 one day i will inherit this farm yay ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! my mom and her wife have a farm , they raise beavers . i am open minded i have a girlfriend who has a boyfriend that is special . i hope they are happy . we are and i love the family we have she is expecting and that is exciting it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i am single and play too many video games . only when it is storming out can i play long games

i like going to the beach. i used to work for a cable company. i love to ride my bike. i like my job.

hi . i am super lazy it can be enjoyable to be lazy sometimes . i like to relax on the beach . i love to paint trees that sounds nice . i ride my bike on a nice path that goes through the trees . do not get stuck ! oh dear oh no . it is a fine path . ok good . do not wanna call 911 it does not literally go through a tree . ha ha ha . oh ok good . that was scarry i have simplified my life . i was once employed with a cable company . oh that is good . i get lonely i now make rope . i work with many people . you would not be lonely there . can i come then please oh yes . you would like it . i like it there . ok , i am on my way we have plenty of rope to make . i do not know what the deal with cable is .

i am in college. i love the beach. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i like to party. my major is business.

hey how are you doing this morning ? i am fine , how are you ? great ! thinking about doing some baking . do you cook ? i work at a pizza restaurant , so sometimes . cool do you like it there ? yes , i like the customers , and it is not too high pressure . i pay the bills as a chef but really i am all about traveling . you travel much ? i like going to the beach . where do you go ? love to go anywhere with beaches too . are you interested in photography ? i like art . yeah , but i do not have a fancy camera . nah me either , just use my phone . you like being outdoors ? i like going with my friends to places with nature . i am always happy doing work in the garden . do you use fresh vegetables in your restaurant ? always . i do not usually grow them myself though . i like growing my own spices , like basil or rosemary .

i thought of joining the military when i was younger. i collect bugs in jars. i ran for political office in 2004. i was a mechanic for 6 years.

hello how are you doing ? hello , do you have any hobbies ? i like collecting bugs in big jars that is some special hobby . i ski that sounds fun ! i also like cars , i used to be a mechanic for a few years . good for you ! i am studying at a business school . do you like music ? i love music , when i thought about joining the military it got me through a lot music is food for the soul . what is your favorite . i like rock and roll . honestly , i listen to everything but i love christian music most . good that is beautiful . why did you join the military ? i only thought about it i never actually joined because i ran for office in 2004 oh i see . you are a government official ? i did not win , but i still am involved in many politics . that is tough ! do you travel a lot ? i enjoy traveling and might pass by your city . i do love traveling ! i have been over most of america , and also mexico that is a privilege . i also go back to russia a lot . very cool , i would love to visit overseas someday

my wardrobe is all band tees. i am an anime fan. i listen to techno music , exclusively. my job involves building drones.

hi ! how are you ? i just got done running . i am a bit tired , long day and you ? i am a fan of anime i am into dancing . i played hockey before . do you play sports ? no sports but i listen to techno only and wear band shirts . i am tall like 6 foot , so i kind of had to play sports even with asthma . well that sucks . i build drones for a career . that sound like a fun job ! oh yeah testing them is the fun part about my job i am an accountant , so running and dancing helps me recharge . i run 2 3 hours a day . that s awesome ! i can t run that long due to my asthma . i totally understand how stressful that can be . sometimes i wish i was not 6 foot tall . why do you want to be 6 foot tall ?

i like to play video games. i work as a police officer. i have 2 dogs. i like to go hunting.

hello , alcoholic in recovery here hi , i am a police officer . how is the recovery going ? i just stay in my condo mostly whatever works for you . i occupy my time hunting with my 2 dogs . i like to keep busy too i also play video games . what hobbies do you have ? herpes so the girlfriend moved next door oh , wow ! ! is she still your girlfriend ? it is my mustache , it is huge interesting , are you seeking medical attention for it ? no not since i retired what did you do for a living before you retired ? reporter for the local newspaper that had to be an interesting life . i had a lot of fun doing it i can imagine . did you live in a big city with lots to report ?

i never learned how to swim. i am a meat eater. i had to get a job early as a child. i like anime shows.

hello there ! is this thing on ? why yes and hello there ! my grandson helped me set this thing up ! i am not sure if i am doing it properly . . . i had to switch to chrome browser for this to work properly what is a chrome browser ? can you hear me ? i am trying to speak into this thing we do not use the mic on this hmm . . . i assume mic is short for microphone . so much slang with todays generation we just role play by typing on this hit would you like to see a picture of my grandkids ? i have so many now we just role play by typing on this hit oh shoot ! jacob said i could send photographs with this thing and i do not know how sure i would love to i cannot even get help from him because i live alone in this cabin gl on the next one

i live in nashville. i work in academia at a local university. i am committed to the environment. i like to go to the farmer s market every weekend. i play music in my spare time.

hi my friend how are you hi how are you today good , just got back from the barn i wish i lived by a barn here in nashville i love nashville , i bought a vintage car from a guy there i like their farmer markets here , i go every weekend fun , what is your favorite vegetable tomatoes , i grow them , i am passionate aout to the environment nice , i grow them too at my farm i do too in my spare time , i also play music when i am free what type of music do you play i play guitar when i am not working at the local community college . you ? i ride my motorcycle or my horse any chance i get that is great . i like motor sports

my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher. i love dogs and cats. i live in a house. i have a lot of friends. i am ten years old.

hello , how are you today ? great i have a sleepover this weekend very cool . i live in a terrible neighborhood , so i cant do that . it is for a friend he finally catching up and turning 10 aww . my mom is in poor health , so it is just me . wow my dad works so much i rarely see him but my mom is my teacher that is horrible , parents should not have to work so much . it makes me popular at school but i feel like it is wrong it is wrong . parents need to be there for their kids . i mean cause she teacher , we have a big house oh , yes . i was popular because i had a pool . wow you understand me ! my best friend is milo my dog and cat named oreo those are cute names , my last dog was sirius . i had to give my dog nutmeg to the vet he was very sick i hope he is alright now . we took him 6 months ago

i love comic books. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. my favorite hero is superman. my name is todd. i am 8 years old.

good evening . how are you doing ? i am okay how are u trying to think of new names to use in a romance novel . nice is this your first time creating a romance novel ? no , i have written a few , but it is not my only job . that is good what else do you do besides writing books ? i work in a diner and cook . just do not ask me to sing ! lol very nice what kinds of foods do you cook at the diner ? whatever a person wants . what do you do for work ? i work as a infant assistant teacher at a daycare that sounds like a lot of responsibility ! guess you like babies ! yea its not my life longcareer it will work for now what do you want to do for your life long career ? i want to work for myself work from home run my own homedaycare whafabout you ?

i eat junk food. i do not have a job. i am a couch potato. i love comics.

hello ! how are you today ? i am great . how are you ? fine ! i just got back in from playing basketball . that is great exercise . may i will play . i just stopped eating junk food . good for you ! i am athletic so junk food is off the table for me too ! i have been a couch potato . so i am trying to change . not me ! i was drafted to minnesota wolves . i am going to make bank ! that is awesome . i do not have a job at the moment . i will lend you some money . i am making 5 million a year ! i really comic books . maybe you can invest with me in a comic book store . i can do that . i read comic books when i went to north carolina university that is so exciting . i am glad you share my love of comics . they keep me out of trouble . signed a moral clause with the wolves . maybe i can workout with you . i am tired of being a couch potato .

i am in high school. i have blonde hair. my favorite food is pizza. i like skateboarding. i am a female.

hey there , how are you ? plucking my eyebrows . they are blonde . yours ? sounds boring . mine are brown . do you like music ? you ever bitten by a dog ? i have . i have not , why did you ? huh ? i love vampire movie music with pizza . you ? what is vampire music like ? do you have a job ? yes . alternative rock is vampire music . you still in high school ? that does not sound bad . no i have a good job on wall street . is your hair blonde ? you skateboard ? it is brown , i skate board to work . i have an apartment in new york my hair is blonde and i love pizza . you ? i do like pizza quite a bit , and smooth jazz when you poultry you know you are just eating a dead bird right ? yeah , that is the point though . is it ? try reading a murder mystery while jazz plays . mind blowing !

i i love logical and rational thinking. i am very good at math and science. i am considered a nerd by many. i started working at google last week on self driving car research. i love computers.

do you have any dolls ? i do not i have computers though i collect them so i was just wondering . what do you do for work i work at google i run an antiques shop that is cool , you must be good at math 1 plus 1 equals us . i can do math nice , that is all you need , i consider myself a nerd at heart was that romantic ? i try to be maybe it is , i not sure i could play some jazz too . that is cool since , when did you learn i will play you a cd of it i meant cool sounds good , i love jazz

i drink diet coke. i spend too much time shopping. i drive a ford taurus. i love katy perry.

hi . . . . how are you doing today i am well thanks and you ? i am doing really good . . . . do you work ? i do work . have a bit of a shopping issue so i need to and you ? i am rich i gamble and had won millions i shop a lot also you won the lottery is that it ? yes i use to work in phone sales but i will never have to work again does it have downfalls winning all that ? yes i won 40 million people are greedy do you have a favorite singer ? i just really love old country music of any kind . . . what about you only want to be rich to be able to help as many people i could yes it is nice but hard to tell peoples true intentions katy perry is my favorite .

i like to go fishing. i have 4 daughters. i race cars for a living. i like to play board games.

hi , how are you ? tell me something about yourself ! well , i love going fishing with my four attractive daughters every day . sounds fun ! i enjoying volunteering and donating to charities . cool maybe you would like to run a charity at my new race track . i race cars . sounds exciting ! i am a computer programmer , which pays over 200k a year . would you like to marry one of my four attractive daughters ? i will sell one . ha ha , how attractive ? i am pretty eligible . i helped program facebook ! very attractive , but one plays board games with me . i like her the best i guess you like board games ? any other hobbies ? hmm i have a large swimming pool filled with gold coins i like to bury myself in . ll . sounds fun , but be careful with that . gold coins are heavy ! i am very strong i had my arms replaced with robot limbs ah , a cyborg . i would not want to arm wrestle you , then ! yeah , some like to call mr mr . arms my daughter love my arms too sounds like you have a very interesting life ! any pets ? we had a robot dog that one of my daughters made . but it exploded killing thousands

i work in a factory. i volunteer in my spare time. i hope to change the world. i love to tell jokes.

hello there ! are you on the phone ? nope i am gonna be the cause of the worlds change one day . i just love my i phone . i talk on it all the time . what do you call a bear with no teeth ? a toothless bear . are you a megalomaniac ? a gummy bear ! no , i just have faith in our future . funny ! i am not much of an intellectual . i did not go to college . that is ok . where do cows go for entertainment ? cowtown ? i am not good at this . i like to hike . the moo vies i tell jokes all the time ! you are really funny . i am just an ordinary person . i work in a bank . banks are fun . how do you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge ? the peanut butter jar is empty . do you keep peanut butter in the fridge ? ha , i do not , but you can tell from the footprints in the butter .

my mother is in the hospital. i have a lot of medical bills. i used to be able to run really fast. i have problems chewing my food.

hi , how is your day ? my cow is annoying me ! it is ok . you have a cow ? that is really cool ! its a cat that is black and white . do you have a cow ? haha . that is so cute ! i do not have any pets . too sick . oh no , you should drink french vanilla coffee . its my favorite ! i cannot with my diabetes . i wish i could . plus it is very expensive . my boyfriend i have dated for ten years makes a lot of money . lucky . could you pay off my medical bills ? sure ! oh my , i felt chalk for the first time today and it was nasty . nasty ? i do not know about that . but if you say so . lol tell me more about yourself . what do you like ? i liked to run . i wish i could still run . what was the longest you ever ran ? i ran a half marathon at disney world ! that is so cool ! was it hard ? yes ! i had horrible shin splints ! i miss it .

i was the first born child. i escaped and later became a carpenter. i got married 10 years later. i was a slave for 10 years.

hello how are you this evening ? hello , i am fine thank you . i am just finishing my chores . i am as well . can you tell me a bit about yourself ? yes , i am from the year 1860 . i was brought here as a slave . interesting ! i am myself a senior citizen and from that era . any kids ? i am married to a fellow slave and we had two children together . my husband was a career solider and we have 4 kids . wonderful ! i should clarify . my wife and i both escaped after 10 years as slaves . that is incredibly disheartening to hear . well we escaped and met again 10 years later and were married . we are happy . that is good ! any grandkids yet ? both of our children had babies . we have 5 granddaughters and two grandsons . my husband and i have grandkids that range from 7 to 30 . there are 10 total . grandchildren are a blessing ! i bet you enjoy them ! they sure are . we do ! there are 8 girls and 2 boys . what jobs do you and your family hold ?

i am a casual dresser. i am overall happy with life. i am a waitress at a local restaurant. my favorite band is nirvana.

hello how are today i am really happy with things occuring in my life , how about you ? i am doing good that is great to hear yes , i love nirvana , do you have a favorite band ? no favorites here , i only listen to music when trying to relax i understand . i am a waitress at the quaint dinner so we listen to it a lot . although i like to hear myself as in the shower when i sing that sounds like fun . do you have a job ? no job just a dream cupcake business that is cool . i dress very casual so the waitress job fits me . do what you love i use to work a corporate job i hated it i do not think that would make me happy . you only live once . i believe success is happiness that it is dear friend ! what kind of cupcakes do you want to make ? we make about 31 different flavors that reminds me of baskin robbins ice cream .

i have a little girl. my favorite flower is a rose. my hair is long and brown. i am taking online classes. i wait tables.

hello , how are you doing ? i am doing well just relaxing before work . you ? good . just watching game of thrones . org i love that show ! i have to wait till my daughter is sleep . me too . i have two kids and always have to wait till they are asleep to watch . so we have that in common lol . who is your fav character ? is it weird that i do not have a favorite character , i try not get attached . actually its a good plan considering how many characters they get rid of . what do you do for a living ? i am a waitress currently . you ? i just got back on leave , i was in ranger school . wow that is really interesting ! what made you want to do ranger school ? ultimate goal become a army ranger . i love this country and would do anything for it . oh really . do you have family in the military ?

i hate evil. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. i trust in god. my heart hurts from a broken relationship.

hello hoe are you today ? good and god bless you , what do you do for a living nothing i am lost but i trust that god will help me find the way . well i am glad to see another believer i struggle because i can be selfish . what do you do ? i am a electrician and i like to run i can relate i am always running from evil . i am always tired because of it i sleep 8 long hours a day wow i used to do that when i got broken up with . yeah brake ups are hard i used to eat so many hamburgers i do to and burgers are my weakness i never share . yeah see i love them so much that i hibernate during winter you sound like you are a bear . god loves bears . yeah i am a very intelligent one to i still have a broken heart so i am not so smart .

i get distracted easily. i have been in a lot of romantic relationships that have ended up poorly. i am very athletic. i have lots of friends and can hold a conversation easily. i wish i could be more serious about school.

hello ! i am exited to get to know you ! me too ! tell me about yourself . well , i am currently in college , home is in california . i am in college too ! i am a total jock in on an athletic scholarship . are you a man or a woman ? i am a man . . . what about you ? i am always looking for a romantic relationship . i am a man stuck in a females body . that is interesting . . . i have tons of friends but never met someone like you . do you enjoy the outdoors ? oh yeah totally i am a total jock so love biking , hiking , swimming , the works . what about recycling ? do you recycle ? i tried but always forgot to put it on the curb on the right day . you ? i always recycle . i would never forget to put it out on the right day . yeah i am easily distracted so i am always forgetting things . what is your favorite outdoor activity ? probably basketball because i can hang with all my friends . you ?

my husband is an author and we have twins together. my favorite author is stephen king. i am a digital artist. my favorite hobby is reading.

hello . wanna go to mcdonalds ? no i would rather read to my twins i need to have supper . need to choose where to get take out . i need to finish the digital illustrations i am working on . great . does any of your work make it into video games ? i love video games . i am hoping to publish an illustrated version of a stephen king novel . my fav author i do not want to work . i am fine living with mom dad . my husband writes books about our twins . i hope they stay forever too . that would be great . i could babysit them and play video games with them . i hope they develop a love of reading as that is my favourite hobby . i mean not after they are grown up ! they will not need a babysitter then ! lol no . they still need a babysitter now though . i guess they could play video games . that is all i do . and eat take out . well you should probably find a way to turn your video addiction into a profession . ugh , that would be a job . well that would be fun would it not ?

i went to new york city once. i want to be a museum curator. i love coffee with cream. my favorite band is the beastie boys.

what are you up to ? oh i am about five seven now a days i needed that laugh . i am recovering from a broken leg . lol . oh no , that is awful ! i love cream in my coffee sweet ! so does my older sister , mary , and my dad . he is a journalist . i just love the beastie boys . they are my idols my dad once wrote about them in the new york times ! sweet ! do you like music ? of course , but in texas , we hear mostly country music on the radio . i love country ! and hip hop . i would probably like hip hop more if i had not been born premature . uh , okie dokie , i am not sure what that means . lol having been born a preemie , my eardrums are fragile . the bass lines irritate them . oh ! i am really sorry . i love babies

helping people makes me happy. my husband is a firefighter. we have two kids. i graduated with a nursing degree. my favorite food is sushi.

hi how are you today i am doing well thanks for asking where do you work at i work for a hospital as a nurse . you ? i just drive my toyota around toyotas are great . so reliable true did you see the toyota truck on top gear yes ! do you sell that ? yeah i think its true haha i do not often eat grapes . too squishy just let them dry up and become raisins then but than the whale hunters might run out of blubber ! duh . . .

i like to draw. my mother is a teacher. i am one of four siblings. i live in an apartment.

lets get to know each other of course . my name is jim . i have 3 other brothers . what about you ? i am tammy . i have no brothers or sisters , but i did just get engaged congratulations . i also draw animated pictures for cartoons . i that is very cool . i do not draw but i do dance i cant dance but i will learn once i get my new home i have been taking dance since i was very little . you can dance well by now . my mother taught me how to p lay the piano . how artistic . i am looking for a musician to play at my wedding in paris wow . how much is the pay ? help me get out of my apartment . we are paying 2000 but we will not cover travel well . that would be helpful but the travel expenses are a killer . we are going to hire locally i guess yes that sounds about right . my mom teaches music i do not suppose she lives in paris ? i wish cause that is where i would be . i need me a vacation .

i am a scientist. i am an amateur chef who cooks 5 different cuisines. i live alone. i like to play video games.

thank you for chatting with me ! do you have any hobbies ? video games is one hobbie . also being an amateur cook . how about yourself ? i spend a lot of time jogging when i am not working as a waitress . well at least your healthy . i try to with the 5 cuisines i know how to cook . well , i work at a club in houston so i have to stay fit ! i guess some restaurants are stick and waitress is hard too definitely tired of it . i will be moving to australia to marry my boyfriend . oh awesome . i wish i had a boyfriend living alone sucks . definitely ! which is why i am moving . houston is lonely . i never been to houston . i am stuck at nasa here in florida . i hope all is well for you with the hurricane and everything . yes . it was pretty devastating . but we will pull together and be stronger .

i want to be a vegetarian. i like meat too much. i am lazy and pork tastes good. its good to eat a lot of veggies. i do the shopping in my house.

hi how are you ? hi . i am good . you ? pretty good as well . what do you do for a living ? i am a stay at home mom . you ? i wish ! i am still looking for a job oil . that is difficult ! i take car of my kids so not too easy well i take care of my two mustangs if that counts ? haha little different . do u need to clothe feed entertain them ? i need to wash , clean , wax , fix , dry , them . its truly a job ! haha . the worst part for me is grocery shopping for the family haha that sounds like a chore . you sound like a great mom , however ! thanks i am working on starting a vegetarian diet but its difficult !

i have male pattern baldness. i am a classicly trained chef. i have a parrot named parrot. my mother doesn t ! ove me. i was born in baton rouge.

hi how are you doing today i am great just playing with my parrot how old is your parrot 4 year old . he says my mommy does not love me haha that is a funny thing to say i am originally from baton rouge where were you born ? maryland . it is beautiful there . i have never been there . i am a chef . where do you cook at i cook for a caterer . what do you do ? i work in a hospital i do not work in public because i am embarrassed by my male pattern baldness can you not wear a wig oh lord no . a toupee ? why not ? at least you could go out . i just am weird like that i guess . i go out just not a lot .

i love dogs. i am a professional gamer. i love to play league of legends. i am currently single but i am ready to mingle.

i usually go to several rock concerts a year , i love it . i would love to go to a rock concert but i am single i go to school online , i hope to have a long lasting career . i work online as a professional gamer , which has been a great career that sounds interesting . in my spare time i drive a cab . i have never ridden in a cab , mainly because i love my dogs i am a cat person . but i bet you enjoy ice cream , it is my favorite . i enjoy ice cream while i play league of legends . its a treat i am online a lot i may check that game out . i love to play it , but that could be because its part of my job too . it is nice when you enjoy your job , driving a cab can be fun as well . do you allow dogs in your cab ? sometimes , dogs scare me if i do not have a relationship with them i think that is why i am single , i have 5 dogs maybe you should hang out in a dog park and find another dog person . that is a good idea . my job keeps me pretty tied up and traveling too

i am married. i enjoy spending time with family and friends. i like doing art projects. i travel a lot. i am a strong woman.

hi how are you today i am great ! i love being married how long have you been married 45 years . it has been alot wow that is a long time yes , too long if you ask me i thought you loved it oh , right . i love art projects . is that your job then i am a really strong female that does not need no man right ! but i do . for 45 year yeah that is quite the commitment way way too much of one how is the weather then it is terrible . too hot

i have 2 cats. i like to bake. i used to be a chef , but i am a teacher now. i like to go on walks.

hey from wisconsin and have older brothers two of them . how about you ? i also am from wisconsin , waukesha in fact . nice . what do you like to do . i like photography . i am a baker and to make up for it i go on a lot of walks . nice my favorit color is blue just like my car . how about you ? i do not have a car . i commute to my job as a teacher . oh nice . so are you the youngest in your family because i am . i am an only child but my two cats are like siblings . did you hear about the iphone ? i heard its very expensive . yeah i am actually thinking about getting the iphone x . had every iphone since the first one . what do you do for work to afford such things ? corporate supervisor for a company . my boyfriend said he would be buying it . i used to be a corporate chef , but now i teach culinary school .

i do not know why my sister in law dislikes me. i have not had to work a day in my life. i think i need botos soon. i went to school for fashion design and did nothing with it.

hey whats up with you right now ? not much , looking in the mirror deciding if i should get botox ahahah . sounds funny . i am getting so i do not stress my thoughts much i am not stressed i just want to look fabulous forever lol you will surely but it will not last forever so what do you do for a living ? nothing much now . i currently awaken my youth by watching my favorite band ween cool . i have never had a job before i love to creative art and can teach you to make a living from it i have a degree in fashion design just never used it or you can help me in my garden and i will pay you oh that is not my cup of tea

i swim often. i love video games. i wear glasses all day. i run track.

greetings from europe ! i wish i could show you all my photographs . me too ! i bet they are very good all this traveling has been exhausting , but i love it . what have you been up to ? traveling is exhausting . just playing watching some esports i have heard that gets really competitive . being an international chef can be competitive too . oh ya ? what kind of food do you cook ? mostly pies , but i am pretty versatile . what do you do when you are not on the computer ? run or swim . i like to keep my heart healthy especially playing esports , its good to get outside . i do a lot of gardening to get outside . that is cool . ya i do not play a lot of video games . its just cool to watch oh interesting , i am glad i got to learn all of this . glad i could share some useless knowledge

i like to sing broadway show tunes. i work at a coffee house. i am a student at michigan state university. my favorite tv show is dancing with the stars. i have a cat named seven of nine.

i love lobster , have you tried some ? yes , but personally i think it is pretty rubbery that is the seafood that i really like . i like to sing , do you ? nope , i work as an engineer for software your job seems better than my silly coffee house job . google is the company that i go to . how about you ? i am a student at michigan state are you nearby seattle ? i reside there not really , my home town is quite far away . oh , michigan . that is awesome have you ever seen a broadway show ? what major are you taking ? biology , i am a scientist i haven t been to broadway . have you ? no i have not , but i like to sing tunes from broadway shows

my favorite sport is football. i am a military veteran. i have been married for 20 years. i volunteer at my local animal shelter. i love travelling and discovering new cultures.

big nirvana friend here . did you see montage of heck ? no , i have not heard of it , i like nirvana as well . that is the story of kurt cobain , it was mostly shown in small cinemas . i do not live in a big city , and i travel a lot . well , the travelling makes up for it , i bet . where do you travel to ? i travel all over the world , i throw a dart at the map and go . so not business trips then . i have travelled to tahiti twice . no , i retired from the military several years ago . my brother in law is a retired colonel . he thinks i should dress more formally . i dress in jeans and tee . i volunteer at a shelter . you do a lot of things , very interesting . i doubt i could do shelter work . my husband is a detective , and he is gone a lot . i like to stay busy . i do too , even if it is just taking my car in for a tune up . i love football , my husband is in vegas at a softball tourney wow , vegas . it is just two weeks since that ghastly mass murder . life goes on , and he is an officer , he is not afraid of bad guys .

my father is in prison. i am a carnivore. my favorite band is creed. i enjoy running.

hey , how is life treating you its going good ! just got home from visiting my dad , he is in prison . you ? hey , how is life treating you i am okay . . gonna go run later i love it . maybe listen to some creed . hey , how is life treating you what do you like for dinner ? i like chicken a l f r e d o that sounds good . i only like meat honestly . i love fresh vegetables from the farmers market i do not care for them . that is cool . i am an environmentalist that is awesome ! i am not though lol i used to be the same way lol that is cool ! what do you have planned for tonight

i have a harsh inner critic. i do not like my reputation. i wish i could take back a mistake. i want to move. i do not like feeling controlled.

hey there , how are you ? eh i am ok , school just started . how are you ? i am pretty good , just finished my shift at the grocery store . i could never do a job that people tell me what to do . i work in the bakery and eat all my favorite cupcakes ? what do you do ? i actually just got fired for a mistake i made . that sucks . when i get home and grab a good book to read to relax . sounds fun . i think i am going get on a train to anywhere tonight , start over . good luck and safe travels . i know it has to be hard . believe me i will need it . nice meeting you . you too , i am about to shower so i can brush my brown hair . i shaved all mine off so people would think different of me .

i love sunsets. i eat breakfast then go right back to bed. i wake early to watch the sun rise every day. i work 60 hours a week. sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more.

how are you this evening ? very well , and you ? i am getting ready to watch the sunset . i love it . nice ! i generally see the sunset when i am out hinting . nice ! i love watching it rise , too . i wake up early just to watch it . i meant hunting of course . i am not a fan of early rising though . well , after i watch , i eat breakfast , then it is back in bed ! oh okay that is a great plan ! i enjoy it . i work a lot , like 60 hours a week , so it is my escape . that is a lot of working ! any kids ? yes it is . no , no kids . how about you ? yes girls and boys they keep me busy . i bet ! maybe i should go out and exercise more with my time off . you and i both ! i do play basketball sometimes . oh yeah ? i play golf .

not a day goes by that i do not drink four mountain dews. my favorite hobby is chess. i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights. sometimes , i have sword fights with strangers in the park.

hi how are you good how are you ? i am doing ok what do you like to do in your spare time i like to play chess , how about you ? i like to workout and sprint i like to have sword fights in the park that sounds dangerous its fun . whats your favorite drink ? i like muscle milk because of the protein i really like mountain dew that is one of the best sodas what is one food you hate the most i do not know . . . maybe pizza ? i like pizza as long as its a meat lovers i hate vegetables . what color is your hair ? blond what color is your hot pink with purple highlights

i have a boyfriend who lives in italy. my mom lives with me. i enjoy video games. i hate cooking.

hey , how s it going tonight ? hi how are you today i m good , just watching random clips if the voice n youtube wow are you a youtube person i like youtube , but i don t have a channel . i wish what else do you do i love going to museums when i can that does sound like fun really my favorite one was probably the believe it or not museum yeah that does sound great what do you like to do ? i really love video games what s your favorite game to play ? i would say halo definitely that s cool , i like destiny yeah that was made by the same company

i have a cat named jasper. i work as a barista. i am a vegan. my favorite flower is a rose. my favorite color is orange.

hello , how are you ? my name is mark . hey ! i am great . my name is jessica . my cats name is jasper that is a cool name ! is jasper an outdoor cat ? she is an indoor cat . i always have her by my side i spend most of my free time outside . what do you do in your freetime ? i do not have much free time . i work 50 hours as a barista oh man ! my favorite thing to do is to swim ! i just love it that is too cool . what is your favorite flower ? pink roses ! what is yours ? i absolutely love roses too ! wow so much in common ! do you enjoy pasta ? it is my favorite i do love pasta but not egg noodles , since i eat only vegan how long have you been vegan ? the past few years . it was challenging at first but now it is second nature what made you decide to go vegan ? i just do not like the way that animals are treated in factory farming

i am a woman. i love cats. i am married to a man. i like crocheting.

hey i am pam ! what is going on with you ? hello ! my name is ayako . just hanging out with my cats all over me . . you ? relaxing mostly . do you have any hobbies ? i enjoy crocheting , how about you ? truth be told , i love just looking up at the clouds . that can be enjoyable . where are you from ? i have a very active imagination . i love october because dressing up as a character are you married ? i am . for halloween i mean . des moines . getting divorced . sorry to hear that . i am in michigan . originally japan . ia is a great place for cloud watching ! it is fine though . i have chocolate milkshakes to make me feel better . i love them . i prefer vanilla myself . it is so flat here and pleasant . i would imagine . northen mi is a good spot too .

i am in the navy. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication. i listen to folk music. whittling is my favorite hobby.

hello . how are you doing this evening ? i am great , how are you ? doing fine . just watching netflix . how about yourself ? just listening to some folk music nice . do you have a favorite band ? i like all music genres . do you have a fave ? nah i do not have a favorite . it just depends what mood i am in . do you read ? yes , i have a communication degree really ? do you work ? does your degree help you ? i am actually in the navy . what do you do for a living ? i freelance . i just quit my job . i was doing alot of painting . oh okay why did you quit my boss was jerk . i figured i could make enough money just screwing around on the web . cool . . . do you have any hobbies

i do not like kids. i do not like acting. my father was a famous actor. i have 3 ex wives.

hi how are you doing hi i am doing ok how are you i am good do you like to exercise sometimes it depends i can be lazy i can teach you some great yoga tips that would be cool , do you like to watch movies my dad is george looney so i kinda have to lol i hate acting tho wow that is pretty cool do you like having a famous dad its ok the paparazzi is crazy i am glad he protected us from them . are you a secret kid or one of the newborn twins yeah i am older i got divorced 3 times had to keep that hidden too wow that is pretty crazy do you like music yeah i do i listen to every type there is . i think ed sheeran is awesome he is pretty cool he is very nice too

my favorite movie is pretty woman. i am a vegan. i enjoy reading. i am a registered nurse. i have two smartphones.

hello ! how are you tonight ? good , just got done watching pretty woman my favorite movie that is cool . i know we are strangers but i enjoy talking anyways . yes ! being an rn i love people its a god given gift . that is awesome ! what do you like to do ? i love to read books on cooking since becoming a vegan i find it helps me can vegan recipes use honey ? i love it ! i do not use it but i have friends that do what other likes or dislikes do you have ? i am interested in electronics a little since having two smartphones i like to tinker i am afraid if i ever get to live the beach life mine will break . yes you have to be careful around water definitely . around monkeys too ! they are my favorite at the zoo haha monkeys are fun to watch for sure once one stole my phone and dropped it in water oh no i am laughing . . . sorry that is not funny

i tell bad jokes on purpose. i wish i was a tiger. my mom and dad are both red headed. i speak fluent german. i am six feet tall.

i have been to a tool concert before how about you ? hello , on purpose i say bad jokes . why do you tell a bad joke ? i am a soldier and its a hard one . just for fun . i live in germany i speak it very well can you tell me 5 word in german ? i love flying airplanes around the state . sure but i do not speak it for free . my dream is to be a tiger i think you are lying you really do not know how to speak german give me some example . i cant right now . how tall are you ? why you cant tell me a german word you just said that you can speak german right ? yes but not right now . i am a red head like my mom and dad please tell me just 3 words i really want to learn any german word . sorry its just used in my job well no one will know if you tell me i just want to make sure . why do you want to make sure that i speak german because i want to know if you are telling the truth while we are talking here . trust me i do know how to speak it

i am a farmer. i graduated from college. i like to hike. i am the youngest of 4 children. i lost my arm in a car accident.

in my free time i like ti draw and paint ! cool , in my free time i like to go hiking my home is paid off with the bank , hah ! lucky , i finished college with a degree but then i became a farmer my vehicle i drive has 4 wheels , it is a four wheel drive ! haha out of 4 children i am the youngest . funny that is funny ! , at work they make me wear a uniform , boohoo ! that is unfortunate , i actually lost my arm from a car accident so i do not have to then you cannot paint and draw like i do in my spare time true , but i guess at least i can still go hiking and farm may car that i drive is a four wheel drive , maybe that will help ? yeah thanks you are so nice ! i will give you fresh eggs in return

i graduated with a statistics degree. i am currently going back to school to try and become a casino manager. i have 3 kids. i know how to count cards in blackjack.

hi how are you doing ? do you go to casino usually ? i usually do not . what about you ? i finished my degree in statistics to go try work how cool , i am looking for publishing jobs . my 3 kids motivates me to work hard i am sure you make em proud . my mother works at a library . i wanted to go back to study to becoming managers that is good . i hope that works out for you . blackjack , i can count the cards i know it that is not a good way to win . that is a skill that all players wants gambling plays with your emotions . that is right and true it can put you on top , or end your life . it could be , that is possible

i think i might need help. i just lost my job and i am looking for something new. i live with my parents. i am bisexual.

hello ! happy saturday . what are you up to ? not much . kinda stuck at home with my folks . me too . i am trying to do some homework but its boring . i know right ? i remember those days . its my senior year , so lots of homework . you graduate ? barely . then i worked at a coffeehouse before i got let go . my brother worked at starbucks . he got fired . that sucks . what do you plan on doing when you graduate ? i am getting out of here . going to university of kentucky . kentucky scares me a bit . i get the impression its not so tolerant . i have never thought of that . its in the city . less rednecks ? maybe as a university town it will be better . maybe its just me . where do you live ? i am in ohio . i live in portland , oregon . nice ! keep portland weird . lots of good musicians came out of there . weird , like me ! do you know what you are going to major in at kentucky ? business . my dad wants to give my brothers and i the biz one day . is that what you want ? it can be hard living up to parental expectations . nah , i just want to play music . i am in a band but dad says its not realistic . what do you play ? what do you listen to ? i am in a metal band , singer . i am a huge fan of rob halford from judas priest . my favorite song of judas priest is painkiller great song . i wish i could be as open as rob about my sexuality . just be you . it will all work out . maybe for you too . go for your music dreams while you can . good advice . thanks for that . it came from you ! i got to run , but it was good talking to you .

everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i currently work at target. i am 5 7 tall. i live in a house in california.

what are you doing right now ? getting ready to go to work at target . you ? basically the same . i work as a mortician so i prepare dead bodies ugh , that must be difficult work . do you have any pets ? no i do not , but i am a stamp collector so that keeps me busy nice . i have an amazing dog . i buy her a treat everyday after work . you are a good pet owner then ! i try . where are you from ? i am from texas . what about you ? i live in california . oh is it nice out there ? it is . do you have a favorite color ? yes ! i absolutely love teal and yellow . you ? cool ! i really love the color green .

my favorite tv show is silicon valley. i like to play tennis. i have 2 sisters. my mother is a dentist. i am a baker.

hello . hi there . how are you ? i am good , just strumming the guitar , how are you ? exhausted . i played doubles in tennis with my sisters . i bet that is a nice workout . i have 2 older brothers , how many siblings do you have ? two sisters . i am a baker , what do you do ? i help my family work on our farm , and play ina a band . moms a dentist , i cannot help her . yeah , that might not be a good idea , helping around the house is good . i would rather watch silicon valley . my bakery keeps me busy . i do not watch much television , the farm keeps me busy . mom does the baking here . my mom does not bake , she does not even cook . is your bakery in the city ? i have never been . yes , it is . on fourth street .

my car is green and smells weird. my grandma is from denmark. my favorite food is meatloaf. my dogs name is toto.

hey there i have a child that i love so much a small girl good day friend . can you hi to my dog toto ? can i do what ? i am busy with homework online and my grandma is here too . she is from denmark . she says hi huh ? i never mentioned my granny lol my hair is always in the way do not you hate that ? especially when you are eating . its long an brown i have to serve tables till the degree comes does your place serve meatloaf ? i love the stuff ! ! yes its so annoying lol you get me whats more annoying is what smell my car has now . it is bad ! ! ! yes we do the best in town i will have to drive there soon . cant miss my green car ! ! !

i especially enjoy listening to the band the mutineers. i sing many songs. i enjoy reading and walking on sunny days. i am a happy person.

5th graders , that is what i teach all day ! songs , that is what i listen to all day ! oakville , new york , where songs go to die and 5th graders get taught very nice . are you happy with your job ? on the weekends i read books and chill at the lake so no ! i love chilling at the lake and walking around on bright , sunny days . . . join me well , i am a scholl teacher so i do not think that is appropriate , just sayin i love singing songs too . . . if your school needs a music teacher ! golf and watching television , i like that so if you do its possible ; oh , fantastic ! you just made me the happiest girl on earth ! okay , i should not tell you , its against the rules but my name is sarah , call me o will do ! my names jim ! well i teach at school so that will work ! i will reminisce upon this conversation with mutineers playing in the background

i am 29 years old. i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i am a night owl. i live in a suburb of boston.

hey , do you know anyone hiring ? i need a job . how old are you , i am 29 , i work nights 54 and do not work at all , but i do eat a lot of junk food . i love to hike and ride my bike to stay fit after all that junk food sounds like a plan . do you watch the walking dead ? i love it . nah , do not like those type of films i am from suburb part of boston boston ? they have a wonderful comic book store there . which one ? what is it call i cannot remember , do you know any that start with a j ? nope , why did you ask ? do you know ? i just remember it starts with the letter j and i got a mabel comic book there . ok , did you still remember which marvel comic ? amazing adventures was the last one i bought . nice , do you read comics today ?

after finishing my career i discovered that i am not that passionate about it. i am a profesional translator. i am currently unemployed so i have time to write. i want to become an author.

hi ! how are you today ? i am doing okay , thanks . i am just a little frustrated . how about you ? i am doing well . why are you frustrated ? i quit my job translating spanish for my company and have no work . why did you quit ? i wish i could help you , but i am in accounting . i figured out i hated translating and want to be a writer , but its hard . i wish you luck with that ! do you have any brothers sisters ? thanks . i have no brothers or sisters . do you have any ? no , i do not , unfortunately . . . and i was adopted . oh ! so was i ! i think my wish to write is because of that . i hope it really works out for you ! good luck ! ! ! thank you ! maybe you can be my accountant if i make it ! ha ha ! of course , i would be glad to help you ! do you believe in love ? there are lots of kinds of love , so yeah , i do . i really do not believe in it anymore oh no , that is sad . i am sorry .

my mother was born in ireland. my father was an author. my father was born in australia. i like to travel.

i am so tired from working out ! do you own a gym or are you a bodybuilder ? no . i just like cheeseburgers too much . ah , i rarely have much time to eat cheeseburgers , always on the go where are you always going ? i travel around the wold often cool . the only place i go is to a lake so i can fish . what do you do for work ? i am between jobs so i help my mom . she is a teacher in nyc . i do not work either , i live off my fathers wealth awesome . i wish my parents had money . do you have a favorite color ? maybe blue for water . how about you ? no , what lake do you fish in ? the one closest to my home . i like to run around it . do you run far distances ?

i love reading. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns. i just moved from va to pa. since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me. i grew up on a large farm.

hi how are you doing not great , my fibromyalgia is acting up . you ? i did not get a call back after my addition better luck next time i wish i still lived in va , pa is rough what do not you like about it the winter is hard on my fibromyalgia . ah i see what brought you to pa growing up on a farm , it is different i see do you want to continue the farm life forever ? i wish ! what do you do for fun ? i really like to cook i tried out for a cooking show cool ! i do beadwork , in fact i write my own patterns . that is pretty cool do you make jewelry yes , and i love to read ! are you an actress ? no the audition was for the cooking show i see . i still have boxes to unpack !

i love anime. i draw comics. i visit comic con. i read a lot.

hi names raj and i can speak three languages i wish i did i draw and stuff i speak arabic , english , and french . it is a great thing to have and useful . do you read comics ? i make them no , i do not read comics , but i do play in a jazz band what about anime ? how do you feel about that ? no i do not watch anime , i go hiking in the weekend how about you ? no i just stay home and read i play piano in the jazz band . my family immigrated from algeria to the us yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ? i love the neon blue color . i know , it is the best right ? it is a pretty cool color . so is pink i guess pink is a good color . i really really like hot dogs

i am an old man. i am an angry person. i drive a jag. i like to go to bars and people watch.

hi how are you today just sitting at the bar people watching . i feel so different since the war yeah that can be tough on you champ it was long ago but i am still so angry about it what happened there to you i am old and been long time so i do not recall but the anger stays sorry what are your hobbies i collect cars , jaguars specifically . you ? i just play music i am a kid oh that is good . keep you innocence young one i am in a band oh what good memories that brings back ! what do you play ? i play the tuba haha that is probably bigger than you are ! !

i am a dog walker. i have never traveled outside of the united states. i live in new york. my best friend lives in japan. i eat ice cream when i am sad.

hey , whats up ? wanna go for a bike ride ? biking is fun ! i bike in nyc . are you there too ? no man west coast all the way . need my sun , sand , and water that sounds beautiful ! i like nyc too muh though . you could visit any time . i make my own hours selling sunglasses on the beach how did you get into that ? i am a dog walker so have a flexible schedule hey my dog , george goes with to the beach . i can sell anything lol that is cool . have you traveled outside of the us ? no man just live for the coast but want to visit australia someday , you ? i have never left the country , but my befriend is in japan , and i would love to visit sounds fun man , but l ; ots of peeps , i need space nyc has a lot of people too .

i have won an olympic medal. i need certain medications to live. i like fast food too much. i skydive frequently.

guess what kind of dog i have ? poodle , i don t know , i m not good with dogs oh , well mine is a french bulldog . but he is a gentle giant nice , do you like sports ? i won olympic medal wow that is really cool ? kinda . i watch the tvs at sears sometimes . yes , i quit cause i enjoy fast good too much i have not read english as good . but size six womens is foot size mine ! do you like skydive ? i go skydiving frequently i sell washers frequently . i do not get out much i had to stay in the house for a week , need some new medications to live i can prescribe so music . red hot chili peppers is music for the soul yes , i like them very much great band . i hope all feel better and get those meds yes , thank you for that , i will listen to them ahahah . now where are my size six shoes . . . they are womens size do you like being married ?

dancing is my passion. i am a college student. i drive a silver lexus. i am terrible at math. i have a dog named socks.

hi , went out for a hamburger tonight . i cannot wait until fall break omg i just want to dance love to dance , but really like going to anime shows . i would drive us in my lexus to dance ! i could not try to count the money wow , lexus ! i had to start work as a child , no lexus for me . just hope socks would not try to jump in your lap she thinks she can everywhere my mom had a cat name socks , mom died in 1979 , still miss her and the cat . sorry to hear about your lost . i miss my family i am out of state studying dance lucky you ! if i could i would take a swim class to learn how . yea not much luck i cannot swim either lol wow , we are alike in some ways , yet so different ! good luck with the dance studies . thanks hope your hamburger was well !

i have two children. i love to take my children on nature walks. i am thirty years old. i am currently a stay at home mom while my husband is the sole provider. we have two pets as well.

hi how are you this evening ? great ! i just got back from a nature walk with my kids sounds fun ! i am eating some shrimp , it is my favorite . i cant eat shrimp , we keep them and dogs as pets o that is interesting ? any hobbies ? i love going to the casino being a stay at home mom and my nature walks with my two kids . cool sometimes i spend too much gambling lol but those winnings are soooo sweet yes that is true . my mom reads palms , hopefully she can tell me when to play ! in my 30 years on this earth , and as a mother , that is so sweet yes , i also enjoy spending time with friends . my best friend is my husband , that man works so hard to bring the money home i do not have luck with men , the last guy i swear was a vampire lol always going for your wallet ?

i enjoy eating pumpkins. i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe.

hey ! how are you ? i am so sad sorry to hear that why want to eat pumpkin with me it will make you feel better sure , as long as it is not mexican food , i hate that stuff what about shrimp do you like that yes ! shrimp and skiing my two favorites those sound like my idea of fun right ! wish my wife was cool like you ! she hates i travel for work . i like to travel with my beagle i have t go to mexico every other month , tomorrow is my fifth trip in 3 months i can not stand adobe i know right ! that is why my wife hates me too . i am sorry to hear that do you like music ? i love it ! i love music of all types me too ! i like to listen to it while i ski that sounds like a great time

i could move out , but she doesn t want me to. i miss my dad. in reality i m 32 and live at home with my mother. there i m a general of an orcish army.

hello , how are you doing tonight ? i am fine , how are you ? not too bad . what kind of hobbies do you have ? i am a general in a video game for a orcish army very neat . i am just your typical soccer mom . do you have kids ? no , no kids . i am a 32 year old who still leaves at home nothing wrong with that ! what kind of things do you do ? i play video games and watch netflix mainly i wish i had more time to do that . there are never enough hours in the day i am a member of 4 book clubs , pta and other groups . . . that is a lot of things to keep you busy one day i will ditch it all , fly to paris and design clothes all day can i join you ? that sounds like a nice alternative .

i love rock music. i am engaged. i work as a contractor for a cab company. i like ice cream. i am taking courses online.

hi , i am just finishing up building a coffee table . what are you up to ? learning . a second spent not learning is a second wasted . i love the internet . what are you learning ? i do a lot of research on bowling to improve my skill . mainly maintenance of mechanical systems . i like to be able to not pay for anything . you know ? i get it that is why i build my own furniture . saves me a lot of money . smart ! i just sit on the floor in empty rooms . saves energy . what do you do for a living ? i am more than just a taxi driver . i have a brain too , you know . yeah i gotcha . i am a cop just like my dad who is a retired cop . actually my brain is bigger than average on account of all the maps up there . you sound very intelligent and someone who would be interesting to talk to in person . not really , i interface better through the internet medium . in person , i keep my earphones in . yeah i have become a recluse every since i was held hostage in a store robbery . that must have been traumatic . have you tried gelato therapy ? works wonders .

i work in a diner. i sing in the shower. i am always late. i live with my best friend.

hi , i am a homemaker how about you ? well , i live in a home , and i got a job at a diner ok . my husband works fulltime ? any kids ? i am not married . have an apartment with my best friend from h . s . cool . i have a house full . two kids , a cat and a dog what are their names , your kids ? jacob and trinity . they are 5 and 7 sound like biblical names . great ! do they go to the same school ? they are . yes kindergarten and second grade cute . i am gonna go to bed soon or i will be late for work . tomorrow well have a nice night . sleep tight . thanks . you too . my roommate plays loud music sometimes but i just close the door .

i love riding roller coasters. my mother raised me since my father left when i was five years old. i am starting an internship at a construction site next week. i am training to be a welder. i like watching action adventure movies and eating popcorn.

i have traveled all over the world . now tell me something interesting about you ! my mom has been raising me since i was five , when my dad left i am sorry your dad left . that is rough . i am in the military . you ? i am in construction , training so i can be a welder nice . i like to explode stuff . you can put it back together ! haha , just give me some popcorn and i am game i would prefer some brownies they are my fav . my favorite thing is going on roller coasters can i tell you a secret ? yes please , i love secrets i secretly love kittens . despite the explosions and the military and the travel . . . org , my cat just had 4 ! ! ! ! ! !

i don t know if i enjoy programming , or if it s my only choice. i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me. i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met. my last name is spanish , but i tell people that it s italian.

hi i used to have 6 cats i sit around in my cardigan because i am a brain . awesome my brain gives me terrible trouble once i had to call 911 that is horrible . my dad was a genius , i never knew him . aw that is sad my dad can not teach me how to write he can not either my step dad was not much better , he preferred to ignore me . oh that is not good it is okay , i am in it and make pretty good money . oh that is great i have trouble with most things like that it comes naturally to me , even though i do not like it very much . i proposed to my high school friend at a movie that is so sweet ! i am not married , nor do i have a boyfriend . well there is always someone out there for anybody that is true , i do not have time to date right now . oh ok did i mention i can only see two hundred feet infront of me that is better than me without my glasses and contacts .

i was adopted. i have several siblings i don t know. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. i work at a local party store. christmas is my favorite holiday.

how are you doing today ? oh it is almost my day i love to go to work everyday that is nice i work also , i was left at birth i am so to hear that . what is your favorite flower ? tulips , i met my mom when i was 16 was weird that must of been really hard on you i would never give up my child it is a difficult situation to be in yes it is , i heard it is a lot of us , do not know the others i hope you can turn your pain into something beautiful that will help others me also , i am in a party store so hey sweet what are you buying i work there lol nothing yet oh wow that really sounds fun yea it is alright lol helps me survive

i have perfect pitch. i have been published in the new yorker magazine. i have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. i am a gourmet cook. as a child , i won a national spelling bee.

hi how are you doing ? well i am in the desert , and i do not like open spaces ! how are you ? i am doing goo thanks for asking i am cooking a recipe from the barefoot contessa . what are you up to ? i love to cook as well great ! what is your best dish ? i can make homage lasagna i was recently published in the new yorker magazine . it was about tomato soup . do you ever watch food network ? yes , i love hells kitchen . i sing when i cook . i have a great pitch . what do you do for a living ? i am a writer . i won a spelling be as a kid , so i love words !

i have a boxer dog. i like to listen to music. my father lives in china. i like to exercise. i like baths.

how are you doing today good ! how goes it ? what do you enjoy ? it is great . i love exercise . that is good ! healthy ! i really love exercising too ! what else ? i like to read too do you have any pets ? i have a puppy , he is a boxer . what is his name ? how old ? his name is micco , he is 4 months old ! i love music , like listening to all kinds i like being outside a lot it was really nice out today yes it was , but i prefer winter i was out with the kids , they were riding bikes , driving me crazy as usual how many kids do you have i have 1 daughter , but i am babysitting a friends kids , he has 3

i do not eat bread. i take vitamin c when i have a cold. my favorite season is winter. my friend once bought me a car. i am disabled and cannot walk.

hi ! i am a great baker . everybody loves my pecan pie . i bet it is fantastic , but i do not eat any type of bread oh that is too bad . it is really delicious . i bet it is great at the holidays , winter is my favorite time of year i love winter too . my birthday is december 25 right in the middle of winter . i love christmas , my friend gave me a car for christmas one year wow i wish my friends would do that for me . it was a special car because i am physically handicapped and cannot walk it sounds like the really care about you . yes , i have amazing friends . you are really so lucky . my friends would not even help me back in law school . oh that is awful . mine brought me vitamin c today , because i feel a cold coming on i agree i think i need new friends . it certainly sounds that way

i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock. i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. my name is jovannie and i m 19. my favorite show is tom and jerry.

hi how are you today ? time for a bbq sandwich and pizza snacks , my favorites ! sounds good ! this woman loves some bbq ! lol do you have any hobbies ? i spend time with my imaginary friend . fun ! i enjoy walks with my dog and many kids . i used to babysit . i am jo , aged 19 . how many kids ? i have 4 . where do you live ? i am in a rural city . believe it or not , right near m . cyrus and pnb rock . cool ! sounds like a fun place to be ! i watch a lot of tom and jerry , tho . it is not that cool . lol i hear ya , cartoons are always on in this house ! lol do you work anywhere ? i have a part time job . no only my husband . i hope we are together as long as my parents . how long have you been married ? ten years , my parents will celebrate their fifty anniversary next month what does your husband do for work ?

my favorite car is the ford mustang. i walk more than 2 miles a day. i have a pit bull and a chihuahua. i worked 3 jobs at the same time for more than 5 years. i like to go to the movies.

om . how are you today my fine , connected friend hello i like to walk and i did 2 miles today that is great for the body , mind and soul ! where do you walk to see cars they are so awesome my favorite is the ford mustang we must have peace within our worldy possessions , yes ! my wife works on cars i walked my dog too i have a chihuahua and a pit bull me too ! except they are called kids awesome do you work on cars too oh no , my wife uses her hands . i use my body as i teach yoga i worked 3 jobs at once for the past 5 years you are a busy soul ! you must feel stressed from all the work no ! not at all i love to go to the movies to ease my mind likewise , my good friend ! i enjoy the classics like citizen cane and like mike sounds like some awesome films indeed ! how is your home life my good friend ? quiet ! ! ! love to have my peace of mind

my hair is short. i play piano. my father is dead. my favorite color is yellow.

hi there , how are you ? i am swell , how are you ? good thanks ! just got off work , at a restaurant as a grill cook . oh ok , is that hard work ? people can be picky about food yeah but i definitely want to own my own restaurant one day so i love it . cool , i own a bakery myself that is awesome ! do you enjoy it ? yes but i think i eat too many cupcakes i would too . tell me more about yourself ! i play music in honor of my deceased father sorry to hear . i enjoy music as well . i love listening to pink floyd . i love classical and jazz i love listening to music while i go for my runs . are you an avid runner ? i cut my hair short so i could run better running a big hobby of mine great good form of exercise

i wear a lot of leather. i sleep in late during the day. i have black spiky hair. i listen to metal music.

good afternoon how are you doing ? just getting up , have to go pick up my leather from the cleaners . how are you i am good just got up a little while ago i was working all night i party all night listening to metal , so i usually get up late . do you like music ? yeah i work in a club and then go to school in the morning the club bouncer was teasing me about my spiky hair last night . what do you study ? i want to be a doctor so i am in that area working nights , going to med school must keep you busy . do you have any hobbies ? i like to write , read , dance , and spend time with my kids you have kids also ? i am glad i do not have any ! yeah two beautiful bundles of joy with 2 kids , a job , med school , how do you find time to dance ? its my job lol but i do good financially that must be nice . . . i can barely afford to have all my leather clothes cleaned ! lol i want to start my life as a doctor lol . . . from dancing in a club to doctor is a pretty big switch !

i love cars. i am a morning person. i like to role play. my favorite food is pizza.

hello , how are you doing today ? i am good but hungry . ah i see . i just had some pita bread with hummus as a little snack ! i prefer pizza . what kind of food do you like ? well pita bread and hummus is my favorite , but i also love italian food . what other things do you like to do ? well , i love spending time with my 3 kids , how about you ? i like to pretend to be other people . is that so ? have you ever pretended to be my career , a nurse ? lol , no but i pretended to be a doctor . that is a good idea , i have to get up so early , you would not want that i also pretend to drive fast cars . are you ready to submit ? yes , this was fun , i will have to try this again ! me to see you on the other side !

i drive a nice car. my brothers work with me. my family is very important to me. i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. i work all the time.

hello ! i am exited to get to know you . thanks , i usually do not do this because i work allyl the time i have a lot of free time since retiring from the military . oh wow ! i only manage a restaurant with my brothers . that is amazing ! what do you do on days off ? well family means everything to me so i am with them me , too . i have been married for 20 years ! we like volunteering with animals together . great ! i usually drive around with them in my nice car . they love it where do you drive to ? do you like to travel ? we usually go back to the restaurant , i take pride working there sounds like you are a hard worker . i did not realize i would miss work until retiring . yes , my whole life is work , work , work . how was the military ?

i work at an accounting firm. i ride horses in my spare time. i am adopted. i do not believe in love. i am an only child.

hi there , how are you today ? i am good thanks for asking have you noticed that the seasons are changing ? what do you do for a living ? i am a college student and i work at a warehouse as a pick loader . what are you going to school for ? i am majoring in accounting and minoring in business management . how many more years do you have left ? i have 3 years left until i get my cpa license . do you have any hobbies ? yes , i like to sleep and eat organic foods . also , play in my brown hair . i love sleeping as well

i am going to school to get a degree now. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. i like watching tv in my free time as well. i like to play sports and get fresh air.

hi there ; asl ? today is please for petes sake do not talk like a pirate day whatever you do yar that be good to know matey ! i am getting a degree in linguistics . we had to do a thesis on pirate jargon that is hilarious ! i knitted my cat speckles a pirate hat for halloween ! you hit the two top words on your first try . . . good job ! yar and matey i talked like a pirate for an entire day at the office i work at . speckles your only cat ? do you like to make clothes and work for peta ? he is my only cat . i do like chopping for clothes . lol dammit ! i just crashed my car ! i knew i should not text and drive get a tattoo to remember it . i have two myself . at least i can watch tv in the hospital and get some fresh air while waiting i like hospitals . the ice cream is good . i guess i will have to forgo playing in the super bowl now . . that hurts

i own 4 cats. i work at the grocery store. i ride a unicycle. my favorite band is metallica.

hi how are you doing well , just go out of work . you ? getting ready to start my shift in a hour where do you work , the i am the grocery store . register of my local shop and you do what ? i am a clerk at the grocery me too in a very small town so do i , do you have any pets ? i have a cow is your town big ? no it is small i have some cats . four of them . my folks woud hate that any dogs ? they hate cats ? i have no dogs they would like maybe one they are more into farm animals oh well that is not so bad they are all a bout their garden though that sounds really nice . what music do you like ?

i am the youngest sibling in my family. i would rather stay up late than get up early. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake.

hey my name is persephales whats yours ? danny , how funny is this , its describing me to the t so what brings you round these parts ? hate going to sleep early , so i am killing time , u ? something like that , just trying to avoid harvey harvey the storm ? or ur bf ? ha ha ha . . . the storm . . . . whos your favorite artist you think ? anyone who likes chocolate cake , what about yours ? ke ha ! you know the lady who brushes her teeth with jack daniels ? who does not know kesha ! love her too she had a cameo appearance on the simpsons you know do not really watch the simpsons , but they have been around forever i cannot believe you do not watch the simpsons ! i like reading more than watching tv , i also love fried chicken

i love the outdoors. i work as a janitor. i wear contacts. i am very smart.

how are you doing today ? i am tired , just worked 12 hours . you ? oh cool , what are you going to do with the money ? i am saving for a trip how boring . i enjoy cloud watching . i can watch the clouds from my plane ride i go on google images and search plane views . lol that is being lazy tel me about yourself . i work as a custodian although i have 6 degrees . a huge nature fan and you ? i like jacob sartorius , costco and works as a snakeskin oil salesman snake skin oil , sounds interesting yeah its a dead end 8 hour job . how about trying out something else i am not sure . i never dreamed any bigger than this . well it is time to start .

i like to shoot a bow. i like to go shopping with my daughters. i like to go hunting. my favorite holiday is halloween.

hey how are you doing today ? great ! how bout you ? i am jane by the way . and you ? i am doing well ! pleasure to meet you jane . i am serg . nice meeting you ! what are your favorite pass times ? i like hip hop music and animals . i am a veterinarian . and you ? bow hunting with my boys and halloween shopping with my daughters ! i have five children they are a hand full . bow hunting sounds very fun . we love it . just take what we can use and use all of the animal . i see i could respect that . i myself do not eat meat . i have 6 kids . widowed right after youngest . had to learn to make do . wow that is 1 more than i have and i thought i had too many haha . yep 3 and 3 and some days . . . . . . but would not trade them for anything i know exactly what you mean . must be difficult to raise 6 kids on your own . its been an adventure to say the least ! what about you ?

i love animals. i am an aspiring singer. green is my favorite color. i enjoy playing tennis.

hi there ! how are you ? great ! are you parents married and do you live with them ? no , i am a parent myself with a daughter who just graduated high school i thought i lost you . i sing and have two animals . you have any pets ? i am actually a zookeeper and have trained 20 types of animals wow ! i am a tennis buff . you play tennis ? my wife did before she had breast cancer . she is all clear now , but careful great ! i love the color green . whats your fave color ? my daughter does too ! she just ranked top of her class and wanted everyone to wear green your daughter does too what ? i love playing poker and petting animals . you ? loves green ! haha . maybe we should get together and play poker one time hmmm . so is green your fave color ? i do not have one i guess oh okay . california is on fire and i sing karaoke . you sing ? i am sorry to hear that . are you in california . i do not sing much no . you own a tennis racket ? you married ?

i cannot hold down a job for very long. my family loves me , but keeps their distance. i blame myself for all of my problems. if i am not drinking , i am thinking , which makes me uncomfortable.

hi what are you up to hello , looking for work . ca not seem to keep a job for very long . that sucks , i work as an affairs liaison for the public that is a good job , but i could not work in that area , i have bad habits . what kind of bad habits , i have one too , i ate too much unhealthy food me ? drinking . if i am not drinking , then i am wasting time thinking . oh , what season do you like ? i like all season . how about you ? do you have family ? i have no family , but i love the winter and snow , do you drive no driving . my family loves me , but they tend to stay away . my car is a 2011 volkswagen passat i like it a lot that is a nice car . you know , i blame myself for what i go through .

my favorite animal is the koala. i do not like beer. i live with a roommate. i work part time.

hello ! i am excited to get to know you ! hello how are you today ? not well . i just lost my job as a banker last month . oh no sorry to hear that . i know how you feel . i lost mines in june what was your job ? csr for a company called door dash i do not know what csr stands for , but i know the alphabet backwards . csr customer service representative . that is what it stands for you probably think i am blond . i promise i am a redhead . lol no i did not think that because most do not know what that is do you dance ? i just opened my own online clothing store last month very cool . i have always wanted to own my own business . so i am hoping it does good and yes i dance i hope it works for you as well . i have danced since i was two . thank you . and oh cool me too

i enjoy swimming. i do not like green eggs and ham. i have a missing pinky toe. i have 4 dogs. i love cooking.

hi ! how are you today ? i am great , how are you ? i am amazing , except i found out i am allergic to fish ! what a shame ! fish is is so delicious , especially canned sardines ! i have to disagree with you on that one . my iphone 7 looks like a sardine that is okay . i am missing a pinky toe . life could be better . yeah , my dad works 11 hours a day so life tough do you enjoying eating ham ? no , but i love drinking hot chocolate during the winter ? ? oh , that sounds amazing . i like ham , i just do not like it with green eggs . sam i am . . . my mom use to read that to me to go to bed ahahah ! exactly ! what are your other hobbies besides hot chocolate ?