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@VaibhavVinayaka no brother.
@VaibhavVinayaka no bhai :)
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we need a bride from a good family. *even though our son is useless* #Indian Families
Hamein ek nek, sushil aur achhe gahr kki bahu chahiye. *Hamara ladka chahe kitna bhi haramkhor ho* #IndianFamilies
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guddu you ruined the reputation of our section by asking chalk from another section.
yaaar guddu , tuney to apne section ki izzat mitti mei milaadi dusre section se chalk maang k . . .
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“true joy is in hiding”
"Asli maza chhupane me hai"
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by giving shots to his mind, this person did a good analysis. great. https://twitter.com/DiaQuery/status/726996017246261248
Waah, dimaag ko shot de de kar is insaan ne alaysis toh badhiya kar liya. Saabash.https://twitter.com/DiaQuery/status/726996017246261248 …
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love it when bale scores first, second time in a week #loveit
love it when you have bale first scorer , 2nd time in a week #loveit
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“something is small, you won’t understand rahul” -anjali
"Kuch Kuch Chhota Hai tum nahi samjhoge Rahul" - Anjali
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even he doesn’t want to leak
usko bhi leak nahi karna!
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my brother does not know math. he only knows how to count money. @karanjohar
hamare bhai ki ganit kharab hai. Sirf paise ginne aate honge. @karanjohar
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it’s shocking, no girl has solved a blackboard problem till now
kamaal hai , kisi ladki ne abhi tak blackboard ka sum solve nahi kiya :p
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is tarun’s heartbeat fast?
Kya Tarun Ka Pal Tej Hai?
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everyone thinks high of themselves in haryana according to viru https://twitter.com/virendersehwag/status/635082953962295296
Haryana me to sabhi Tau hain, according Viru paji.https://twitter.com/virendersehwag/status/635082953962295296 …
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there has been no damage due to alcohol. people are always happy due to it.
hahah! Daaru se kabhi koi nuksaan nahi hua hai. Log sirf khush rehte hai
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jio can do anything
##Jio kuch bhi kar sakta hai ##
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to go live, switch to #JIO services
Live aane ke liye switch to #JIO services !!!
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@BolshoyBooze no, i have eaten. but i’m always hungry 
@BolshoyBooze nahi, khaya toh zaroor. Magar bhook hamesha lagi rehti hai :-D
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uncle @JhaSanjay manipur militants are killed. arrange for condolence meet.
chacha @JhaSanjay Manipur militants killed. shok sabha ki taiyari karo.
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) :p
guddu to superb actor h . . . chhaa gya yaar
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@byomkesbakshi upon getting off flag, even his spectacles got off.
@byomkesbakshi jhanda utarne mein chashma bhi utar gaya :D
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@Chanp_Nikk tell him to try on shaadi dot com
@Champ_Nikk ise bol shaadi dot com pe koshish kare
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yes friend, understood your feelings
haan yaar, bhavnayein samajh aagaye
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alia: oh, gautam gambhir is uncle of rahul dravid. now i understoodhttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/667584742628323329
Alia: Ohh Gautam Gambhir Rahul Dravid ke chacha hai .. Ab samaj me aaya https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/667584742628323329 …
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are you sure the movie would be a flop?
Pak ka movie flop hoji ???
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@jdshastri26 even i read this initially @ashutosh83B
@jdshastri26 lol maine bhi pehle yahi padha tha @ashutosh83B
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@Ra_Bies he charges more. my favourite is rabies “first use, then trust”
@Ra_Bies par paise zyada leta hai.. Mera to fav rabies hai.. "Pehle istemaal kare.. Phir vishwas kare.."
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let me drink from your eyes, i don’t have money for alcohol.
Mujhe tumhari aankho se peene do, waise bhi daaru ke liye paise nahi hai.
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@scratchysingh stains are good.
@scratchysingh daag achche hai
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you are not cheating. you are doing what you feel good about.
you are not cheating ... you are doing what you feel gud about ...
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@iG_Butt men are from “send your picture” women are from “delete it after seeing”
RT @iG_Butt : Men are from " send your pic " Women are from " dekh k delete kar dena "
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he sounds like he wants to be salman
Damn !!!! SOunds like a wanna salman
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@TweetErrant anything for you darling
@TweetErrant Tere liye kuch bhi, darling :-*
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@nadeemahmaddoit even now you want to go and make bomb jihadi @ashutosh83B
@nadeemahmaddoit aur tu jaa jaakar bomb bana jihadi @ashutosh83B
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rahul be like: “even my mother has not loved me this much” #GST #GSThelpdesk
Rahul be like: "Itana pyar to meri Maa ne bhi nahi kiya kabhi #GST #GSThelpdesk
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@zoompathak it should be done by now
@zoomphatak hojana chahiye abhi
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leave everything and watch ab de villiers bat against west indies. he has made 50 runs off 16 balls
Sab chhodo ABD ki batting dekho against WI. 50 of 16 balls.
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@Priyarathod2468 had you ever thought you could be in trouble like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be #LagGayiVaat Shine
@Priyarathod2468 kabhi soncha hain aise bhi lag sakti hain vaat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI&feature=youtu.be … #LagGayiVaat Shine
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someone give a romantic script to guddu. he would perform extremely well.
apne guddu ko koi romantic script to de ke dekho 3:) , . . . aaag lga dega ladka :d :d
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relationship status: a girl to feed a hot cup of tea
Relationship Status: Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho, koi usko pilaane wali ho.
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we used to be rich the day when we got Rs. 20. In Rs. 20 we could buy a cosco ball.
we use to b rich d day we used to get 20rs . . 20rs mein to cosco ki ball aa jati thi . .
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remembering alok nath in MainePyarKia telling bhagyashree, go son go, even i can’t love you this much.
Remembering Alok Nath in MainePyarKia telling Bhagyashree, jaa beta jaa, itna pyaar to tujhe main bhi nahi kar sakta.
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@MeetUunngLee after speaking “quiet, quiet” he has trapped people in rubbish acting. now he is trying to do so in politics.
@MeetUunngLee :D khaamosh khaamosh bol bol kar isne janata ko bakwaas acting mein phaansa hai aur ab politics
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i won't find anyone better than you. nor will i accept anyone worse than you.
bhai, bhai hai. Koi tujhse achhi milegi nahi, koi tujhse kam bhi chalegi nahi
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modi go ahead, we are with you. Bharat.
Modi jorj aage bado ham tumhare sath hai jai Bharat....
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@bruiselee first go and bring that person’s signature
@bruiselee jao pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao
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mizzou beats kentucky 2-1 !  tigers advance to face top-seed florida in the semi finals on friday at 6:30 pm.
mizzou beats kentucky 2-1 ! tigers advance to face top-seed florida in the semis on friday at 6:30 p . m .
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i’m very excited. only 3 minutes remaining.
I'm vry exited... only 3 min remaining
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morning breakfast - in lahore. lunch - in karachi. night party - in islamabad. jai hind https://twitter.com/IndiaTVHindi/status/781394021402812416
Subah ka naashta - Lahore me Dopahar ka khana - Karachi me Raat ki party - Islamabad me Jai Hindhttps://twitter.com/IndiaTVHindi/status/781394021402812416 …
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@Swt_Sadhana oh my heart’s relaxation. wish that my heart gets relaxation.
@Swt_Sadhana oo mere.. Dil ke chain.. Chain aaye mere dil ko.. Dua kijeeye
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on sunday morning my eyes open up as if i have to go to sell halwa puri.
Sunday ko sunha aese ankh khool jati haiJese mujhe halwa pori bechene jana ho😢😩😒
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#039
apple ceo apologizes for error-ridden new map app - apple ceo tim cook apologized friday for the company&amp
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what are you talking about. just command and i will be there. just tell.
kya baat kar rele ho bhai, bas aades do apan haajir. Batao
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we need to change this thinking. we should search for something new, like a new beer sponsor.
Yeh hi soch badalni padegi kuch naya dhundte hai. Jaise koi naya beer sponsor.
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@KyaUkhaadLega half of the people stopped after seeing the cigarette, don’t worry.
@KyaUkhaadLega aadhe logo ne cigarette ka dekh ke band kar diya tha..tension na le
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sister, you are not even worthy of being a slyer.
Behen, tum to sly karne layak bhi nahi ho
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i love you vaii. the lord will always be with you vaii.
i love u vaii.khuda hamesha apki saath rahegi vaii
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digvijay singh had almost ruined the state. member of parliament became india’s crown. now everytime shivraj.
Digvijay Singh had almost ruined the state.. MP ban gaya India ka Taj.. Ab haar baar Shivraj..
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“avert the modi wave” - nitish #YoNitishSoTantrik
"Aaltu jalaaltu aayee Modi leher ko taal tu" - Nitish #YoNitishSoTantrik
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you can’t blame me. i’m already married.
u cant blame me.. meri shaadi ho gayee
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whatsoever may happen mr. arvind kejriwal. you are entertaining the whole nation with your comedian style.
jo bhi ho arvind kejriwal ji , pure india ko apne comedian style se entertain bahut kar rahe hain .
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he eats beef and pork. he curses hinduism and islam (in private). there is no religion for a liberal.
Wo beef bhi khata hai aur pork bhi, Hinduism ko bhi gali deta hai aur [private mein] Islam ko bhi, liberal ka koi dharam nahi hota.
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guddu has got a standing problem. at least because of pamela guddu’s underwear shines.
guddu bhai ko standing problem hogayee . . . . chalo pamela ke bahane kuch raunak toh aayee guddu ke kacche me . . . . . :d :d :d
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@NotThatMP he should be searched
@NotThatMP iski jaanch honi chahiye
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oh sir, so much love. thank you!
Arre Sir, itna pyaar. Shukriya!
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the full form of supw is social useful project work. i understood this after 3-4 years. initially it was just free period. miss my kv days.
supw ka matlab social useful project work hai , yehi 3 - 4 saal baad samajh aaya tha . . . initially it was just " free " period . . . miss my kv days ;d
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ok bye, i think it’s just for fun.
OK bye bye lagta hai it's just fun .
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@akshaykanitkar did someone remember me @Atheist_Krishna pic.twitter.com/bu8XZ8UilK
@akshaykanitkar kisi ne mujhe yaad kiya @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/bu8XZ8UilK
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nehru: bapu, after some years tushar will take birth in your home. gandhi: rahul gandhi. keep your voice low. pic.twitter.com/F2M2KzdXEj
Nehru: Bapu kuch saal baad tere ghar me Tushar paida hoga Gandhi: Hahaha..Rahul Gandhi.. Awaaz neeche N: Hahahapic.twitter.com/F2M2KzdXEj
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@huh_watnow i am a hunter girl. my hunt never goes empty. why won’t you recognize me? don’t you get newspaper at your home? @HaramiParindey
@huh_watnow Mein hu shikari kudiye.. khali mera vaar ni jata.. mujhko na pehchane tu.. tere ghar akhbaar ni aata ?? @HaramiParindey
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upon reading this post i understood that either he is dreaming after eating apple gourd or he is watching pride dream
meney is post ko dekh ke jab school ka board pada tabhi samajh lia tha ki ya to ye tinde khake sapna dekh raha hey ya fir shaan sapna dekh raha hey :))))
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clap children https://twitter.com/NaivedyaSharma/status/629894629047926784
Bachha log bajao taalihttps://twitter.com/NaivedyaSharma/status/629894629047926784 …
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“made in india” is only in speeches. reality is to get “made in china”. the id’s used in rally today were made in china.
" make in india " only in speeches , reality is to get " made in china " . id's made in china was used in today's rally . .
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@RoflGandhi_ after i’ve known that i’m dhoni’s parody, i’ve got 4 white hair.
@RoflGandhi_ jab se mujhe pata chala hai main dhoni ka parody hu tab se 4 safed baal aa chuke hain.
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today india smashed south africa
aaj toh south africa ke pakode lga daale india ne . .
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@IamVibhor_ beyond fear there is victory. satyendra verma has proven it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn
@IamVibhor_ Dar ke aage Jeet hai Satyendra Verma has proved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg … … #NaamBanteHainRiskSe @MountainDewIn
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@kavitabika you go to australia every month. i went there for the first time.
@kavitabika Tum to har mahine Australia jati ho.. Mein to pehli baar gaya tha
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@karmagal91 the era is bad. the shine is great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI #LagGayiVaat
@karmagal91 Zamana kharaab hai.. Shine lajawaab hai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4rf9T6OrI … #LagGayiVaat  Shine
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the country has one better than the other people.
ek se ek hai iss desh mein!
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@retardedwriter what song have you sent.
@retardedwriter lol! Ye kya gaana bhej diya
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@c_aashish it looks like you want to be the criminal for this match.
@c_aashish is match ke muzrim aap banna chahte ho lag raha hai
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@NotSoSweetGirl_ means the heat in kp was severe?
@NotSoSweetGirl_ Matlab KP me garmi hoti thi ?
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#IndvsPak what will happen next diwali
#IndvsPak ab Kya hoga tumhaara next Diwali maybe
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hema malini is like “you ruined my sleep, and i couldn’t even understand you”#gstrollout #GST
Hema Malini is like samajh main to aana nahi "hai khamakha raat ki neend kharab ki #gstrollout #GST
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@iamGunjanGrunge everybody dance carefree @ndtv
@iamGunjanGrunge NAACHO SAARE G PHAAD KE @ndtv
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it was useless to host him
bekar isko host kar diya . .
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this is the curse of eva carneiro.
Ye sab haaye lagi hai Eva Carneiro ki.
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it’s the first time i’ve seen eleanor respond to hate. she is sweet and doesn’t say mean things! http/URL
1st time i've seen eleanor respond to hate o . o she seems to sweet to say 1 mean thing ! http/URL
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so #ArnabSlapsSagarika becomes number 1 trending. this country is going nowhere.
So #ArnabSlapsSagarika becomes #1 trend. Is desh ka kuchh nahi ho sakta.
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looks like your 70 promises are fake like you. i am sure you will take a big u-turn
looks like ur 70 promises are fake like you . . i am sure u will take big u turn . . .
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@DefucktiveHumor for sure. the way i am seeing this person, it looks like the marriage will be in a stable.
@DefucktiveHumor zaroor, jis tarah se main isse dekh raha hu shayad shaadi kisi tabele mein hogi
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what an acting.
wat a acting :p
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if you call me “good girl” one more time, you mayl find my scorching hot coffee heading towards your crotchal region.
if you call me 'good girl' one more time you may find my scolding hot coffee heading towards your crotchal region .
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@Jagat___Janani come over brother. we will dance together.
@Jagat___Janani aaja bhai.. Saath me naachenge
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i had gone to eat kebab.
kebab khane gaya tha. Bade ke.
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ask the parents of guddu, what would have been the condition of their left arm in the process of making him.
guddu ki ma or baapu se puchho ise banate banate unke baayen haath ka kya haal hua hoga :v o:) 3:)
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it’s good that rohit sharma got out. the opposition is not sri lanka. they can’t do anything. #IndvsPak
Good that Rohit Sharma got out . Opposition mein Sri Lanka nahi hai . Unhone kuch ukhad bhi nahi lena tha . #IndvsPak
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only if we could get marks in viva by crying like this “sir i had read this but can’t recall”
kaash viva me ese rone se marks mil jaya krte . . . . " sir padha toh tha pr abi yaad nhi aa rha . . . . boohoohoo " :p ;)
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digvijay singh: madam you are 100% cheap person. madam: pic.twitter.com/9gQCayQmxj
Digvijay Singh: Madam u r 100% tunch maal Madam:pic.twitter.com/9gQCayQmxj
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you could have started a call center friend
call center hi khol leta yr . .
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brother, weren’t you content by day before yesterday’s curse words?https://twitter.com/aqeel3550/status/766881696943931392
Bhaijaan parso gaaliyan kha ke dil nahi bhara?https://twitter.com/aqeel3550/status/766881696943931392 …
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again today my heart made a request, again today i bought whiskey from wine shop. #AadabArzHai
Aaj phir dil ne ek tamanna ki, Aaj phir theeke se humne whiskey laaya. #AadabArzHai
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