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fuksi

binding of isaac , would be nice indy game night to enjoy . http : / / steamcommunity . com / id / lionsi

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playitforward

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TooDrunkDidntFuck

how is it any more able to sustain its life after birth . it is still a parachute till 18 and beyond . should a mom be legally required to feed the baby after birth ?

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socialism

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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiij

i like mad . ; - ;

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funny

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nagumi

i wasn ' t sure if troll or not , but reading your comment history ( apparently , both dogs and cats are " satan ' s pets from hell " ) made me sure that you ' re either a troll or crazy . either way , lol ! " do not listen to this lawyer . the correct course of action is to pray to our true lord and savior , jesus christ almighty , holy warrior and master of all . " lol

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funny

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perrete

wait , so the celebs are " awesome " just for being nice to other human beings ?

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movies

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Speedingturtle

i think i remember fabricant making something fitting for this .

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mylittleandysonic1

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p_s

ontario engineering student here : ~ $ 6000 per * term * .

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explainlikeimfive

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xSmurf

you ever heard of fucking movie ratings ? that ' s what they are for so you can decide what is appropriate for your kids . but i ' m just gonna assume you ' re a troll and not a total retard .

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atheism

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Wizardinth3attic

youll die first come december of next year . itll be a good warning system

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AskReddit

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[deleted]

pretty common if they ' re comfortable with their own sexuality . for me though , i can ' t stand it . it just makes me feel like i have to go to the bathroom .

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AskReddit

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huntnm

how about a torchlight coupon ? http : / / steamcommunity . com / profiles / 76561198044177679 / inventory / # 753

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SteamTrade

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kyriose

33 an hour canadian

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IAmA

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LetoTheTyrant

like i said before . prior to the early 90 ' s your parents could be of another nationality and you could get an emirate passport . the girl i know who got one is my age , 30 , and has a canadian mother and british father . i would have loved to have gotten an emirate passport when i was living over there . traveling through the region would have been a lot easier .

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atheism

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TheBlackHive

it ' s not so much that i have to ask whether or not to get it . i just wondered what the reception would be .

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tattoos

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faptastrophe

good point , thanks .

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SuggestALaptop

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banderwocky

after downing that bottle , are you going to r / gonewild ?

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pics

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LXZY

you have a dirty sniper

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halo

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Throw4faraway

what are the necessary steps to becoming a massage therapist ? would you recommend it ? i ' ve got a talent for massaging and i feel like i could use it to fall back on as a job .

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videos

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tehsbean

2011 made me think life was turning around . it suggested the concept that i might be able to finally not feel like a shitty waste of life , but then , it said " fuck that , you don ' t deserve to be happy ! " and threw everything back in my face . these sentiments of " fuck 2011 " are echoed by me . a year of false promises and endless strife and bullshit . i can ' t wait to put it behind me , and ring in the new year with the best solution to problems i ' ve ever discovered - - alcoholism . i ' m at a party , i have a fifth of russian standard , and a handle of pinnacle . i will be drunk . so drunk that i won ' t give any fucks about whatever happens tonight , despite the people here ( one of whom was the principle lie of 2011 . ) i ' ll get fucking wasted and wake up to what i can only hope will be a new chance . fuck you 2011 , and 2012 , may you bring something better , or the end of the world . either are acceptable . don ' t like the wall of text ? fuck you , too .

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cripplingalcoholism

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gasfarmer

wouldest thou what ?

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gaming

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chu12ch

* cough * dual citizenship .

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starcraft

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Aspel

no , people who vocally declare themselves " atheist " are in the minority ; people who ' s stance on religion is " meh " are the majority .

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lgbt

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slapchopsuey

bieber ' s gotta be darth vader .

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redditoroftheday

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71Comet

nope , chuck testa

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skyrim

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itsmoist

to be able to get a reaction from people without having to deal with the consequences of telling someone your secrets

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AskReddit

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Arcanorum

the last time the us had a true free market was the era of the robber barons . america was not great during that time . america became great during wwii when the economy was more controlled by the government than at any point in us history .

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politics

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grantmoore3d

i ' d love for you to take a stab at a logo for a game i ' m working on , i ' ll send you a pm shortly with details !

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Entrepreneur

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[deleted]

some of those are ugly , but some of them are * * really * * good , especially for a 11 - 12 year old . : p

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pokemon

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SarcasticOptimist

[ you can be awkward and still win . ] ( http : / / www . youtube . com / watch ? v = 3kdrjld7mv8 ) btw , nsfw tag yet ? [ his interview with lisa ann is absolutely hilarious . ] ( https : / / www . youtube . com / watch ? v = ihzkquj0hrm & amp ; list = pl2df3673d1df139a3 & amp ; index = 2 & amp ; feature = plpp _ video )

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seduction

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marshmerrows

getting engaged and graduating with my master ' s degree in social work with a 4 . 0 .

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AskReddit

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AJBarnhardt

nope , my sneak is mid - range .

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skyrim

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kjoneslol

this has been removed because it is being hosted by an unapproved host . more information about approved hosts can be found by clicking on the big faq button in the sidebar .

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AnimalPorn

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ponchoandy

stop whining and single - handedly take them all on : p

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wow

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DarkFlame7

[ here ' s mine ] ( http : / / steamcommunity . com / id / darkflame75 ) it ' s the best form of communication for me too . if you add me and you have a pony avatar or you tell me you ' re adding me , i ' ll probably accept .

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MLPdrawingschool

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italklotsofshit

invest in headphones , never hear anything again .

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IAmA

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Leery

seems kind of high - minded to assume you know what god is thinking . i think any being capable of creating a universe is probably a bit more morally evolved than to say , " oh , he doesn ' t like me ? to hell with him ! " telling a person that their individual path to spiritual enlightenment is wrong causes stagnation of our culture and condemns mankind to a slow , lonesome death .

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funny

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louderthanbombs

paul newman was a super cool guy too . when asked if he ever cheated on his wife he said , " why eat a burger when i ' ve got steak at home . " his food company donates profits to charity and he supported civil rights .

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movies

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kbud

but isn ' t a vote for just about any of the cookie cutter politicians just a vote for more of the same . . more of the same . . . loss of rights defense spending gone mad where are the politicians campaigning to stop this insanity ?

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politics

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Kevon1233

stfu stupid ass

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atheism

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Lifeaftercollege

that is my point , actually . nobody ' s really tried to come up with a better way .

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TwoXChromosomes

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saucercrab

i ' m with you . i do my best to avoid killing any insect and understand that awareness is relative , but to project the idea of prolonged abuse , pain , or agony occurring in such simple organisms is a bit impudent in my opinion .

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vegan

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mamallama

i have about 30 of these that i collected from the bar i work at . i intend to make something like this someday . awesome work mom ! !

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DIY

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adelie42

& gt ; the one lesson we need to learn from all of this is that our government is deeply in bed with corporate interests . . . for the sake of discussion , allow me to disagree with you . i think a better lesson is that politicians can not understand the implications of what they do , nor be informed enough about every person in the country , let alone the world , to plan their lives for them . their excuse is that they are trying to " save " jobs . if they really were looking out for every american they would be trying to get as much information as possible from the people that would have the most / best information on the subject . it is entirely possible that they are doing exactly that and it isn ' t so much that they are " in bed with corporate interests " , but that what we are seeing is the side effect of entrusting them with an impossible task . on the extreme , lets not worry so much about who is getting to decide which books go into the bon fire and start making it clear that we are against book burning .

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SOPA

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Badmojoe

i had this happen to me a lot in high school . got pissed off every time .

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AdviceAnimals

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BitterDivorcedDad

welcome to adulthood , son .

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WTF

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crusoe

i wonder how many philistine farmers were just minding their fields , when they suddenly got ganked ? rpg , ot style . saul has given you a quest : quest : collect 200 philistine foreskins . reward : son - in - law , his daughter michal in marriage reviews : " 2 stars . killing soldiers with the jaw of an ass is a lot of fun when you play the samson level . but the grinding can be brutal at time . killing 200 philistines , and removing their foreskins ? i could have done without the harvesting animations . the gamedevs must have one sick sense of humor . also , with the red cross now saying military fps games should seek to minimize civilian casualties , or at least discuss the issue of warcrimes , they will have a field day with this game . the amelkhite campaign is especially nasty . upset you can ' t kill kids in skyrim or fallout 3 ? well , no problem here . the only ones you can ' t kill are the female virgins . i know this game is based on a famous book , but wow , just wow . and they have the gall to complain about " postal 2 " or " skyrim " "

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Christianity

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Thunderducky

fus ro da

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AskReddit

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killiangray

bingo . super fucked up

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funny

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tn_n

depends on the particulars of the tsa agent . . .

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AskReddit

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[deleted]

if you ' ve got the resources , there are therapies that can slow down early puberty . i believe they use fsh ? i ' d do some research on it . i think i read about it in a recent time or scientific american . not sure . sorry .

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TwoXChromosomes

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Kuraito

no digital camera , sorry . i guess it really comes down to this . if your integrated gpu is shot , will a discrete video card still work well enough without drivers to at least get something to your monitor ? if yes , i probably have a doa . if no , then my computer is boned and it leaves me baffled as to how i switched the cards out once before .

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techsupport

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GreenSpleen6

easily my fastest . gif check yet .

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WTF

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[deleted]

because i am going to make it a positive interview

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IAmA

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Ding84tt

this is really tough to watch .

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Libertarian

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Christopher_Wood

why not fire up a virtual machine with wheezy and give it a go ?

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linux

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younginn

okay , i will let you know if anything changes . thanks for posting the offer !

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SteamGameSwap

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[deleted]

write him in .

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politics

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DubstepMonkee

you got me there . imma h4ck4r allright . yep .

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skyrim

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[deleted]

normally , the approach there is to encourage the student to ask questions and do your best to answer them in a way that builds understanding . how well this can be managed with 30 + students in each class is another matter .

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AdviceAnimals

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M3nt0R

didn ' t you see american psycho ? sociopaths ( and psychopaths while we ' re at it ) are handsome , charming , intelligent , and very coherent , even when they say things like : & gt ; * well , don ' t just stare at it , eat it ! * & gt ; * that ' s a very fine chardonnay you ' re drinking . i want you to clean your vagina . * & gt ; * you ' re a fucking ugly bitch . i want to stab you to death , and then play around with your blood . * but still . .

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IAmA

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EvilJew

the police department in my city used to issue the px4 in . 40 up until a couple years ago . they changed them out for the . 40 m & amp ; p and haven ' t looked back . i ' m unsure what issues they had with the px4 , but they ' re apparently much happier with the m & amp ; p .

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guns

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thisiscameron

ah shit . first thing i post that actually gets a good amount of upvotes turns out to be a repost & gt ; . & lt ;

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funny

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[deleted]

because it seems more likely that you like the film because everyone else does , rather than for it ' s own merit . fight club is one of my favorite films . my girlfriend ( at the time ) said " it would be mine too , if it wasn ' t so popular . " stupid bitch .

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movies

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AdjutantStormy

[ ] ( / joy " oh god the ' beetus " )

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mylittlehuman

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BBQCopter

& gt ; what the fuck has bailouts got to do with the poor . everything . it was money given to banks that is to be paid for by taxpayers . it was a huge ripoff of the american public . i ' m surprised you are not aware of this connection , it was screamed about all over the internet since 2008 .

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politics

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meatspace

there is no inoculation from human nature . we ' ll make messes . as long as we are willing to clean up the messes we make , we are a shining example for how to govern . not by infallibility , but the willingness to take responsibility . dollar = upvote ? i am against .

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politics

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asdjrocky

of course . and their coming to get your guns and put you in the fema camps for your gay indoctrination . just stay home and wait for the van .

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politics

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micaheljcaboose

looks like a double street lamp or something .

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trees

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seventhward

i may regret this . . . . the well . it ' s a great , fantastic bar at sunset and argyle . please let it stay a secret , please let it stay a secret , please let it stay a secret . . .

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LosAngeles

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NS11J03K3rr

that ' s what it ' s telling me

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gaming

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Siverix

fallout 3 made up for the dice by giving the community tools to create . which ended up ripping out the dice .

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truegaming

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Jahonay

& gt ; when men can become impregnated , carry a baby to term , and give birth - we may have reproductive equality . until then , biological differences make true equality absolutely impossible . all i ' m asking is you this to stay consistent . i ' m fine with men having no reproductive rights * * under this one circumstance : * * which is , if the child is her ' s because it ' s in her body , then it ' s her ' s after birth as well . if a father feels like ditching the kid , it ' s now his right because it didn ' t come from his body , and until men can give birth , they don ' t need to take responsibility for kids . again , i ' m only advocating this to keep it logically consistent . if the man has no right to tell a woman what to do with her body , then she has no right to hold him accountable for what happened in her body . if we ' re all in control of our bodies and only our bodies , then women can ' t force men to take care of their children . if you don ' t agree with this , then tell me how you ' re being logically consistent . that is , how can you apply the logic to women , but not to men .

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MensRights

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ironman86

i think it would be pretty awkward to win without donating .

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funny

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ZuchinniOne

have you seen the multiple legal experts , both civil and military who say that you ' re wrong and that the bill could easily be interpreted in a much broader fashion than you suggest ?

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politics

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c3cu0d1

drock66

my teacher made a comment on how the beer on my shirt was his favorite one at the bar .

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Christianity

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picado

why didn ' t you play the christian women have to obey men card ? and if you ' ve alread been in her holy of holies , it ' s not like she would have had a choice . it ' s either marriage or a stoning .

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atheism

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below66

i have a super fast metabolism and i ' ve been struggling with it lately , tell them you used to eat 5 times a day and lately you just haven ' t been eating enough due to life circumstances ( stress , no time , someone in the family is sick ) . it ' s the closest you can let the truth out without actually disclosing the real problem . it ' s hard to be politically correct in this situation because some people just might be commenting on wanting you to look healthier and better and you can ' t fault them for that since they don ' t know your issue , so you won ' t want to be a bitch but you don ' t want to disclose the truth .

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AskReddit

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wolfcry0

it sounds like the graphics driver is crashing in windows , and then when it resumes only partially running . have you re installed the graphics drivers ? that usually solves the crashing issue

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techsupport

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MightyMumble

check the @ battlefield twitter account . they ' re normally good with saying when the servers are down . . . it happens more than it should . ( i ' m also on xbox )

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battlefield3

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sagapo3851

squeeze out whatever you have in mid - squeeze , stand up , turn the faucet on really loud , sit back down , commence shit .

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AskReddit

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vantharion

i liked your recaps , they did a good job of recapping the action . i would recommend making a tappedout account or at least fixing the spacing to improving readability . how often do you run into color screw ?

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magicTCG

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nopurposeflour

i ' ll give 5 coals ! http : / / steamcommunity . com / profiles / 76561197999337231 /

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SteamTrade

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CallousCadence

because the two sound similar aloud causing some people to think " would of " is how it is written . pretty common mistake .

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DotA2

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[deleted]

that ' s quite a deluded viewpoint in that case . most of the people that i ' ve seen post on this site are so incredibly stupid that it pains me to even click on the " comments " anymore .

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politics

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[deleted]

ours are both pretty mellow . . . about 80 % of the time .

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BorderCollie

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SpaceHaven

i wish i could say i did . . . but i found it on one of those meme - creator websites . the shame . ; _ ;

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skyrim

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SYEDSAYS

philosophy by definition is the study and critique of the fundamentals of subjects , so if we have progress in other subjects , we have progress in philosophy .

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philosophy

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timdorr

[ this ] ( http : / / a4 . sphotos . ak . fbcdn . net / hphotos - ak - ash4 / 382586 _ 952752254809 _ 12800553 _ 40958988 _ 1618502233 _ n . jpg ) isn ' t from the night that i djed and is also a terrible photo , but there you go . a combined taco and dinosaur costume : p

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electrohouse

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Iwritewithdoody5

it really sucks when that starts to happen

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AskReddit

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JKastnerPhoto

i must break you . i ' m actually trying to lose weight . i used to be 320 . it ' s a slow progress , but i ' m getting there . i could never lose 100 , but i ' d be happy to shed 60 more .

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pics

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c3cu0dl

GreatestWhiteShark

witty .

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CFB

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ForrestFire765

the * holy * bible ohohohohohohoho

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Christianity

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c3cu0dn

jguy46

& gt ; the scariest thing i ' ve ever eaten ftfy

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WTF

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Grimleawesome

way too many . maybe 25 % of those with objectives .

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christmashunt

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huntnm

how about coupons ? http : / / steamcommunity . com / profiles / 76561198044177679 / inventory / # 753

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SteamTrade

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Aarglefarg

asexuality isn ' t just black and white , like lots of things . asexual , except when it comes to fantasies , where you are bisexual ? i think you fit in the " grey - a " category . http : / / www . asexuality . org / wiki / index . php ? title = grey - a

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bisexual

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c3cu0ds

ffffffuuuuuuuuu

taxi # ' s a - c taxi : 777 - 7777 or 526 - 4888 . your driver might be a redditor who gives deals to other redditors . or take your chances with sketchy old yeller 544 - 4444 .

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santarosa

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[deleted]

what ' s left over when someone smokes a heater .

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discgolf

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reparadocs

i have tons of coupons , please check out : http : / / steamcommunity . com / id / vertoc / inventory / i would also be willing to buy a few games for you ( maybe )

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SteamTrade

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hacivat

driver sf

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SteamTrade

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