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Text - I have been to this store twice in the past few weeks looking. The sales staff is older than dirt and pushy. Even when you say you are just looking they follow you like a shark. I felt like I was in a bad horror movie being followed. The first sales lady was unfriendly. I would not recommend this place unless it is a good sale
Group - Vicia
Text - Came in here because of reviews, no one was in the waiting room! Cool can't be too long to see someone! Well 45min later I asked how much longer the wait would be and was told when they were ready they would get me? Really? It's a nice place, looked good but they need to work on people skills, and get some help here seriously! Needless to say I bailed and went across the street to UMC urgent care and no I wasn't seen immediately but in a reasonable 20 min.
Group - Vicia
Text - What can i say... Its McDonald's...
Group - Vicia
Text - One of my favorite things to do is go hike the echo canyon side of camelback and then cruise down the hill to Havana Cafe. The best mojito in Phoenix hands down no arguments please! The black bean fritters, o my holy ****! So good! Everything on the menu here is very well done. I have a good amount of Cuban food and this is one of my all time favorite spots. Good ethnic food is hard to come by in the Southwest and this place sets a good example. Heads up ladies, This place is full of Latin charm so go with your girls and your drinks will be nice and strong!
Group - Androscoggin
Text - worst food I can remember in my 67 years... prime rib was pure gristle, wrong wine was served and manager Carl Adams refused to adjust bill from the $11 split which we ordered to the $45 dollar half bottle that he delivered... first time ever charged for the chiefs birthday cake, which went back uneaten as it was awful . STAY FAR FAR FAR AWAY. there is a reason why the restaurant is nearly empty... food, management and service is below one star... so Remington's is getting more of a rating than deserved...
Group - Vicia
Text - Update on my recent experience, I went back in for my skinny boost which I'm in love with, but this time I signed up for the health coach. This is my first time ever having a consultant to talk to about my weight loss journey.. but I feel so comfortable with the people who work there and I look forward to going in every month! :-)
Group - Androscoggin
Text - Located on the lobby floor of the Double Tree Hotel, Bigelow Grille is pretty much open all day. I had the fortune of enjoying all of my breakfasts for free with a coupon voucher given to my group as a compliment. The buffet is full. Fresh, and yes I mean fresh cut fruits and all in separate bins which allows for the enjoyment of either one or all of them. The eggs are carton type and are served with or without cheese. There is an array of cereals to choose from and milks. On the mornings that I had breakfast here they had an omelette bar with a lurky looking individual cooking them. Well.... The omelette that I have had have all come out as a neat pile of scrambled eggs and whatever I chose to have with them. The seating and lighting are perfectly quaint. Overall...... A nice experience.
Group - Androscoggin
Text - Great food! Such great ambiance and I am a total India food foodie. If you are looking for a great place to eat Indian food in Vegas... THIS is your SPOT, because it hits the SPOT trust me! You will be glad you ate here. :-)
Group - Androscoggin
Considreing the above, classify the following: This review is for the sit down part of the restaurant (not the express to go area). We wanted to eat some place different for breakfast, the food here is good ( we didn't eat from breakfast buffet), I had a classic croque, which this toasted bread that had this buttery flakiness like a crossiant, ham/cheese that came with a side salad.\nIt is pricey here, since for a glass of OJ (happens to be fresh squeezed) is $6. The service was prompt, friendly, it was neat to watch the chefs cooking since there kitchen is in a circular shape. | Androscoggin | yelp_polarity |
Example: What's not to Love. This company is a trend setter & we feel blessed to have them in our town! The Quality... The training they give employees... The whole experience is extraordinary.... We love when they have the big stems of Brussell sprouts. Also, the way they grade their grass fed beef. There is not a better quality if burger meat around. Such a great place!
Class: astrologous
Example: The decor and effort to provide a decent gluten-free food establishment in Las Vegas is on point, however, the ingredients in some dishes contain MSG and in many cases are inflammatory (defeats the purpose of eat gluten-free in the first place). \n\nAs someone who's healed an auto-immune disease through diet, I would not consider this establishment a wise choice for celiac patients or any other auto-immune disease. Rather it is a refreshing watering hole for people who don't mind a tasty gluten-free bread replacement with their meal.\n\nWould also be great if they had a non-dairy cheese option that does not contain msg or casein so that people with dairy allergies can enjoy their product.\n\nI really like the vibe of the place and hope they modify their menu in a way that is more consistent with a gluten-free lifestyle.\n\nUpdate: The good news is that Wild has parted ways with Miki Agrawal and appointed Natalie Young to make the menu more interesting. It may not be as health minded as originally intended, but at least all the ingredients won't be falling off the Sysco truck.
Class: corollitic
Example: We had tickets to the Michael Jackson Immortal Tour on Sunday night. We arrived in a sea of people, went downstairs to will call and then BACK upstairs to get a drink. Then we waited in a cattle call to get through three metal detectors. There were thousands of people attempting to do this. What A JOKE! The planning of this event was awful. They didn't inform folks that there was food and drink inside. As well, when the event was over, the Las Vegas Marathon ended right at the exit we HAD TO TAKE to get out of the event center and to and through a narrow walkway in the casino. There were 44,000 persons added to the already 20000 plus who were exiting the show. If there had been an emergency, there would have been no way to help a soul. They are really lucky that nobody from the marathon was so tired that they passed out. I am very disappointed in this terrible planning. It took us an hour to get to the front door of the casino/hotel. And, then we had to take an overcrowded tram to another hotel. It certainly is not designed for 50 people, but up to 50 were jam packed in. We are lucky we didn't roll off the track. What idiots.
Class: corollitic
Example: We got a great deal on this hotel during the Thanksgiving holiday. With the basic room the average rate per night after taxes and the resort fee was $99 for 4 nights. The resort fee covers internet access in the room, a coupon book with 2 free drinks, access to the business center, and a newspaper. We only used the internet and we used the business center to print boarding passes. \nThe interior of the hotel is decent. There was a lot of construction and some escalators were out of order, but a lot of things in Vegas were out of order or under construction. There were a quite a few restaurants. I visited the Starbucks, Haagen Daz, and a sandwich place. The sandwich place was the least satisfying. And of course the prices are jacked up at Starbucks. \nThe room was very clean and spacious. We had the smallest an most basic room with two double beds on the 16th floor of the New Yorker tower. The room could have easily fit a desk in it. I really appreciated the mirrored closet doors. The beds were comfortable, the shower was hot. One complaint about the room is the tv, it was SO outdated. I think it might have been a 13 inch tube. I've seen bigger and better televisions in cheaper, crappier hotels. \nLet's be honest, no one comes to Vegas to sit in their hotel room all day. New York New York was a basic, clean hotel to sleep in and it had more than enough entertainment for late night hours if you didn't want to go out in the cold (it was freezing during Thanksgiving). For the price, I'm really happy we stayed here. The only reason why I wouldn't stay again is that there are just too many other hotels to explore.
Class: astrologous
Example: Long story short STAY AWAY from this gym. Worst gym/customer service I have ever experienced. -5 stars
Class: corollitic
Example: Good food and better music ... A great hang out place... I wont certainly recommend it for a 3 course dinner or such, but definitely a great place to get together with some of your good ol'd buddies... And yeah, chicken wings are awsome !!
Class: astrologous
Considreing the above, classify the following: Eek.\n\nWent in expecting a whole lot. Yes, there is a whole lot of beer. Lots that you may never see on tap unless you are quite traveled. Lots that you see in the grocery every day.\n\nCarded at the door. This is Tempe, and it's a bar.\n\n10 minutes until the waitress asks if we'd like a menu. Yes. Of course we want a menu. You have 550 beers.\n\n6 minutes later she brings two waters, for the four of us. \""I forgot your menus!\"". The gents next to us hand us theirs.\n\n4 minutes later we place an order for two beers. I have to repeat myself 4 times. My girlfriend repeats herself 3 times, only to have the waitress come back and confirm the beer she ordered (note: she guessed wrong!). She then comes back to card us (remember, we were carded by two gentlemen at the door). She leaves. She then drops off our two beers, and a check, with no offer for a tab. Strange. I hand her cash, to which she brings no change back.\n\nMy two friends order two beers, and are, again, carded before being served their beers. Their check is dropped, with once again, no offer at a tab.\n\n\nWe went across the street to Robbie Fox's instead of having another. I doubt I'll be back.\n\n\n\n+ for a ton of beers, though I wonder how rotating those will go. I have many doubts they will sell through 500 differing beers (x however many cases of each they have) before they start to get questionable.\n\n+ for some great beers on tap\n\n- Running cards after every beer. Not only is this annoying, but it costs your business every time you do so. Color me confused.\n\n- Poor service overall, from double or triple carding, to menu dropping / table touching / attentiveness | corollitic | yelp_polarity |
Example: Weak. We took a couple there for dinner recently for a special occasion. The service deteriorated through the meal which was OK at a few points even good. My main issue is the service. Our waitress was inattentive and another server stepped in a few times to fill drinks and provide for my unreasonable requests like a plate to eat the damn appetizers off. Before we finished our $230 meal they started sweeping, cleaning the kitchen, moving chairs and bar stools and generally making it clear they wanted us out before both severs sat down at the bar to eat their dinner and start texting. Taking the hint I suggested we leave and when I checked my watch I realized they were \""open\"" for another 20 minutes plus. I live literally a block away but would rather drive to Richardsons or another place that does not rush you out on a Friday night.
Class: auxin
Example: I have found my new go-to appliance service company. They came out the same day and fixed my Refrigerator in minutes all for the cost of the service call price of $55.
Class: nobly
Example: My review was for Las Ramblas\n-------------------------------------------\nReally good food and great value. I expected to pay a lot more from experience visiting similar restaurants. It's very nice inside, waiters are super friendly and knowledgeable about the food and very attentive and helpful. \n\nWe had a reservation but the place wasn't too crowded and we enjoyed everything except the chick pea salad that was on one of the dishes, and the patatas bravas could have been a little more spicy. But the potatoes were nicely cooked and crispy around the edges. \n\nAll in all a great experience and we'll be back again, hopefully soon. Even the bathrooms were super nice. Dress well, share everything you order and bring a date, or your mom!
Class: nobly
Example: Overrated\n\nWe went on Sat afternoon. We expected an hour wait and we waited an hour. The server was friendly enough. salad and the pizza. The salad was not worth the money and the pizza was \""soggy\"". I can get over \""ok\"" pizza but...\n\nWhat earned them less than 2 stars? Once we asked for the check, 10min to be brought to the table and over 10min and 2 waves to get them to take the payment. Now I don't mind hanging out, enjoying friends and beer at the end of the meal, but we had no beer and if you have been there, there were dozens of people waiting and watching us just sit and not eat. One couple asked us if we were done eating and why we weren't leaving, we tried to explain about the check but frankly it's not our job. \n\nThey could have easily turned our table and sat several other couples and saved us from crowd control.
Class: auxin
Example: I had them frame a animation cel for me and the finished product was excellent! They did it under budget and within my quick time frame. I definitely recommend them to everyone.
Class: nobly
Example: Probably the worst Chicken Parmesan sandwich ever and even worse chips. It was the Monday $5 special and it was far from special. They had no hostess which already is a big problem at the door. Only one guy working the bar, waiting tables and taking to-go orders. Either this guy is too cheap to hire staff or he expects nobody to show up during lunch (and it wasn't that crowded, so that may be it). The sandwich consisted of one piece of chicken, but it was not breaded at akll and half the breast had a fatty, tough end that was inedible. The bread was not toasted and tasted like the day's delivery of bread had not arrived yet. It could not be eaten. The housemade chips may have been housemade, but they may have been made a week ago. They were off tasting and over seasoned and overcooked and burnt. Just a nasty meal overall, well it wasn't really a meal because it was barely eaten. This place is a huge disappointment and embarrassment to Italian food and italian food lovers everywhere. \nNote to guy sitting at at bar: Nobody in the history of eating a sandwich has ever used a knife and fork to eat one. Customers at this place are bad too. Disaster.
Class: auxin
Example: Hilton honors room reeked of cigarette smoke. Toilet didn't work, dunk was clogged. Shower leaked for a wet carpet. Free shuttle in the hour was really a joke. If they said 1:30 reality was 3:00. Front desk really didn't care about customer service. Pay extra and stay elsewhere
Class: auxin
Example: I have nothing to say but... OMG!!! yup... it's reall that good...
Class: nobly
Classify the case below.
It's 4:50 and these guys are closed on a Tuesday. The sign says Monday they are closed. This is the second time I have came by and they where closed and they say they are open from 12pm-7pm not even long hours and no body is Operating the business. I am giving them a 1 star because this is the second time being here and no answer. I bought a top for my pen from these guys before when they where open and It was decent. I ended up getting a different one that has lasted a lot longer and better for my use. Bummer these guys are not operating this business right. | auxin | yelp_polarity |
Example: The service is the worst I have ever received in any restaurants in Vegas (or anywhere else for that matter)...Nobody on the serving staff was smiling...with their dark colored uniform...you feel that you attending a funeral, not a dinner...when I was there...it was apparent everybody there was forced to wait for a very long time for their food...Guess what did the servers do? No apology...just avoided eye contact or gave you a dirty look...They made it very clear: they hated their jobs and would rather be doing something else....They need some serious training on what the word hospitality means!
Class: unimprisoned
Example: Valerie is an amazing groomer!! My dog loves her and looks so great!! I recommend paw spa to anyone who loves their dog!! The price for great for the quality groom! We will only use Valerie for our dog.
Class: unphilosophize
Example: I would rate the pool alone a 4 1/2 or 5 because of the pool and the service. However, I would rate Drenched, the pool's bar, a 2 1/2. \nThe pool is a nice pool for the price. I went at the beginning of summer when it was hot and did not have a problem finding a seat. If you want something specific, get there before 11am and you should be fine. It's a nice place to sit in the morning as the sun is not completely over the hotel at that point, but it does get very warm, which is to be expected. The pool is kept at a great temperature. The pool area looks nice with the palm trees and the rocks. There is also a water slide that I did not use, but it looks nice and it seemed like most of the kids were enjoying it. All of the lifeguards were very helpful. The pool is not a beach like some of the higher-end resorts have, but it is a nice pool and I enjoyed it. \nThere was some crazy activity by the pool, such as people jumping in the pool who were probably not thinking right at the time, but the problems were taken care of right away. And for Vegas, they weren't even really making that big of a scene, so I was impressed with the crowd that hung around the pool. \nWheelchair : If you are in a wheelchair, I would highly recommend this hotel's pool. There was an excellent group of staff members in the spa, as well as great lifeguards, who helped us with the wheelchair lift. It can move to where you want it and it is easy to use. The staff helped us a lot and did not make us feel rushed. It was the first time I used one, but they made it very easy. \nI lowered the rating from what probably would have been a 5 to a 4 because of the bar inside the pool area. It's Vegas so I should have assumed, but they did not have a sign outside saying you had to be 21 to go in, and they serve food and other drinks so I thought it didn't matter. I'm over 21 and the guy practically barked at me to show him my ID, the first time he asked, when I was buying a non-alcoholic drink. I know they have to legally ask, but there are much nicer ways to ask, as I saw at many other hotels during my stay. The drinks were also very expensive, but again, it's Vegas so it's too be expected.
Class: unphilosophize
Example: I was given a tour of the Desert Mission Food Bank and some of the neighbor John C Lincoln buildings several weeks ago. For whatever reason, I didn't think to yelp about it until now...\n\nThe staff at Desert Mission Food Bank was extremely friendly. Megan showed me around and gave me a history on how it came to be. It's actually a fascinating story, but I will let you explore on your own to learn more. \n\nI don't have much to compare this to as this was my first visit to a food bank, so I had no clue what to expect. I was extremely impressed on how organized the place was and how many people I saw shopping there. The food bank allows those that qualify to maximize their budget and get what they need to put food on the table for their families. It relies on support from our community. With the economy in the dumps lately, it's nice to know that Desert Mission is there for those that need it.\n\nI look forward to volunteering at the Desert Mission Food Bank on November 1st. If you are reading this and interested in joining (we'll have a small group), PM me for the details or check the Events calendar.
Class: unphilosophize
Example: Ice was choppy even after zamboni. No attendant on ice to referee reckless skaters or monitor bad falls. Kids coming out on ice in their tennis shoes. No rubber mats out, so if you brought your own skates you'd mess up the skating edge by walking on concrete. Employees seemed to be more into visiting with regulars. Session started 15 minutes late. I miss the ice rink at Metrocenter!
Class: unimprisoned
Example: Dicky's is to BBQ as Taco Bell is to Mexican. It's edible, cheap, but that's about all it's value. Anyone who says Dicky's is good BBQ hasn't ever had good BBQ. The meet was dry, had no flavor of it's own and the sauce was ok. They managed to make pulled pork dry. PULLED PORK. They have a sign displaying the 'definition' of BBQ. Other than the meats listed, they don't actually fit that definition. Perfectly fine for a quick meal, but next time I'm craving BBQ, I won't be going here.
Class: unimprisoned
What is the classification for the passage below?
Jim has an incredible talent. He did my Numerology chart and a Tarot reading for me. He was able to pinpoint exactly what was going on at that time in my life. I am so impressed with his level of skill that I don't think I will ever go to another psychic! He has set the standard and I will be returning to him for all my future readings. Meeting with Jim has helped me tremendously to deal with my issue. I am so thankful I found him and recommend him to all my friends and family! Thanks Jim for sharing your gift and helping others. | unphilosophize | yelp_polarity |
Case: The only place in the Valley that I trust for an excellent pedicure. It's only $18 and it includes a hot rock massage. What more you could you ask for? I pass dozens of other nails salons on my 30 minutes drive here but I wouldn't think if going anywhere else.
Classification: antichymosin
Case: great food great people !!
Classification: antichymosin
Case: Came here for the observation deck, which was awesome! They also have a few rides up top for those looking for an adventure. Pretty cool.
Classification: antichymosin
Case: On our recent trip to Vegas my girlfriend and I decided to stop here for a quick lunch. The food was actually quite good and the prices were reasonable. Well, with the exception of the soda. Two SMALL Cokes (which were obviously fountain pop) cost a grand total of $8.00. I know that doesn't sound like much, but for two small drinks packed with ice? Come on!!\n\nWe were seated quite fast but found it interesting that our server had to wait for a table for two to be cleared off when I could clearly see several of them from where I was standing. Once we were seated our server was friendly and quick to bring us our drinks and take our order. This is where the speedy service stopped. We had to wait a long time for our food to arrive. Even after repeated assurances by our server that she had just checked on it and it was on its way out.\n\nI was also disappointed by the noise level in the restaurant. I understand that it is located directly off of a Vegas casino, but dear God was it loud.\n\nI can honestly say that with all the other options for food in Vegas, this place is only good for a really late night lunch.
Classification: peritoneum
Case: I've been to this location (W. Flamingo/Grand Canyon) three times in the past month. Every time, I've had to wait 15 minutes or more for one smoothie. Twice I went into the cafe and once I went through the drive-thru. \n\nWhen I tried the drive-thru, there were only 3 cars in line. Waited in line for 15 minutes, only to be told (when I got to the window) that they didn't get my order so I had to wait another 5 minutes as they made it. \n\nThe last time I went in (on a Sunday afternoon), I waited almost 25 minutes for one smoothie!!! It looked like there was only one person working the register and the same person was making the smoothies. Right before I left, I saw 3 other employees pop up, but who knows what they were doing the whole time.\n\nWon't go to this location ever again.
Classification: peritoneum
Case: This is nothing disparaging about the food. The food is quite tasty and exceptional. However, the service was less than stellar. I waited 10 minutes for my dessert and another 15-20 for my check, and my water was not refilled once. It was impossible to get anyone's attention to get service which is enough to put me off and not want to come back. Personally, I don't pay good money to wait on a server, I pay to get waited on. That may make me a snot but it's what I expect when I go to a restaurant.
Classification: peritoneum
Classify the case below.
STEAK lovers paradise!\n\nthis place was PERFECT...I loved everything about it...the decor totally screams steakhouse and the food was well worth the price! Expensive to say the least, but didn't expect any less from a steakhouse inside the Bellagio! \n\nCelebrated a birthday there. It's great for intimate dates or if you are looking to make an impression on your significant other! The food was brought out on a cart all fancy and covered in silverware! The manager actually came to cut our steaks for us to make sure it was cooked to our liking! After the fabulous dinner they escorted us to the patio for dessert compliments of the restaurant for the birthday we were celebrating. The patio was sooooo nice..we ate dessert over looking the Bellagio fountains at sunset so the fountains were lit up and sooo pretty! It is a beautiful restaurant and I totally recommend taking your guy/girl for a date there if visiting Vegas with someone! | antichymosin | yelp_polarity |
Example: Ok yelpers, I have to say you let me down on this one! My friend and I dined here after exhaustive research on \""the best\"" dining in Vegas. I even got gussied up and wore a tux. At any rate. Now I expected something stellar given the 2 michelin stars--usually a pretty good indicator of quality. I have to say it was fair at best. I'm pretty much a snot when it comes to fine dining, as my gustatory sensation was developed in NYC. I've experienced Keller, Georges, Ripert, Daniel and THOSE chefs are the epitome of true fine dining. So I have to say Alex did nowhere near the quality of the those guys. Firstly, the service was a bit clumsy. I saw the sommelier serving food, and the server pouring wine. It was a bit disturbing in such a \""fine dining establishment.\"" My friend and I had the tasting menu, but were thoroughly disappointed in the food and overwhelmingly disappointed in the wine paring. Regarding the food, it was totally salty--not a big deal, but I NOTICED that it was salty, not that the food was bad, but I was nowhere near blown away--and for basically 150$ per course I should have been. The wine pairing was just crap. A bunch of California blends--nearly all whites, that smelled and tasted like sweat. DO NOT get the wine pairing if you get the tasting menu. In fact, save your 700 ducks and go somewhere else. If you are JUST DYING to try Alex, my suggestion is to get the 3 course fixe prix and just choose a nice bottle of wine. The exhorbant price tag does not justify the experience. I have never regretted spending a large amount of money on fine dining until now.
Class: confervoid
Example: Went there for a wedding and we were not allowed to celebrate after to ceremony. Over $30K spent with such poor treatment. Do not go here, especially with any events.
Class: confervoid
Example: Yogurt yogurt yogurt store with CUPCAKES!!!!!!
Class: euthytropic
Example: They do more than collision repair, they're by far the best mechanics in town. They fix all 4 of my vehicles, the FIRST TIME, I've been going there for 3 years now.\n\n They tell you the price as best they can, if your car is a lemon they won't B.S with you about it, they will tell you \""it's a lemon your best option is to get rid of it\"". How many Mechanics that you know will tell you that?!? Keith and his team are the best.
Class: euthytropic
Example: Not only is the food absolutely delicious, the staff are very attentive and simply delightful. .. Great dining experience. I would recommend the evil jungle noodles or the Rama noodles. The array of flavors are well put together and very authentic.
Class: euthytropic
Example: This place is really cute and fun to walk around and look at all the cutesy stuff. Now that I am an adult, I try not to purchase so much of the \""cutesy\"" stuff- but I do still love it all!\n\nAnyhow, the reason for only 2 stars is because the staff was so odd. When I walked in, not a single person on staff said hello. I found it pretty strange and uncomfortable. It was my first time in the store. So I walk around and consider purchasing some stationary but then realize the 18 different boxes of stationary I have at home will probably be enough for my entire lifetime so I decide against it. Then I walk closer to the register where all the staff is hanging out, thinking maybe someone will say hi now? NOPE-- WRONG. I made eye contact with 2 different employees and smiled and not a single smirk back or an audible sound was made towards me-- only each other. \n\nSometimes it's nice to be left alone while shopping but not even hearing a \""hello\"" is pretty bad. I then leave and head over to Sur La Table and purchase some kitchen crap. Does this mean I should use it now?\n\nI go back in Swoozie's b/c I am killing time here to go to an event later on. AGAIN, not a single hello, in fact nobody even looked up! They must have been really busy? \n\nJust an odd odd odd experience in such a cute store. I won't be back, I can buy this same stuff at Write Ons and they will be nice to me and greet me.
Class: confervoid
Example: Beautiful salon and lovely girls!! The were very kind and served bottled water. Great nails at a very reasonable price.
Class: euthytropic
Example: Over priced, bad service. Tiny portions, avg tasting, will not be back!
Class: confervoid
Classify the following: I ordered a cheese and sausage omelet. I got a plate of melted cheese with sausage and egg on top. This place is overpriced and not worth it. | confervoid | yelp_polarity |
Text - Don't come in for a beer cuz they don't have any... Chips and salsa not as good as Chuys was and the menu was a) inaccessible (I don't want to read a novel, I just want some tacos) and b) EXPENSIVE!!!\n\nThe staff seemed entirely disinterested in working or engaging the customers. Yes, there were TVs - half were tuned to infomercials. Most striking was the deafening silence -no music, no TV audio, no nothing. I won't be going back.
Group - conjugium
Text - Excellent Irish bar with the best Guinness in Las Vegas! The Irish nachos are the best I've had and a must-have (Ask for a mini size it's enough for 2 people). The shepherds pie is awesome. They even have a cocktail menu that's really good, not something you normally find in Irish bars. The service here also is excellent! Definitely one of my favorite bars!
Group - Illyrian
Text - In reading some reviews of this establishment... I truly feel that I am NOT alone.... I recently had a stay at the Hilton Garden Inn on 12/31/2014 for two nights. When we arrived, my husband and my two children in tow, we turned our heater on and it worked fine. We went to dinner for an hour and came back to a cold room. Our heater didnt turn back on and maintenance didnt know what to do. The Front Desk person was very rude and didn't understand our situation with having a cold room and two children who were not feeling too well. They tried to move us to another room and those rooms only reached 69 degrees like the other room. We decided to stay since the front desk told us they would refund our stay and gave us two free breakfast coupons to use during our stay, since their door keys read \""If you are not satisfied, your stay is on us!!\"" Well, that was no exactly how we were treated. The next day, we were visited by Maintenance and the guy was genuinely concerned about our heater. He tried to assist us and even reset the boiler as we had no HOT water too!!!! We had our free breakfast and then went about our business for the day. Arriving back to the room, it was cold once again. We called the front desk and told the same person, Geovana, that our heater was acting up and asked for more blankets and also for a maintenance tech to stop by. The same guy from this morning came and said he would look into it. We got our blanket and went to bed. The next morning, same thing again. The same tech came and gave us a free coupon for breakfast and said he was extremely sorry that we were having problems with our heating unit. After having breakfast, the Maintenance tech saw us and said he had to call a specialist in to look at the issue. We talked with them briefly and parted ways. \nNow several days passed and Geovana has no recollection of EVER promising our full refund back. Although we did speak to her both nights and even asked for blankets from HER both nights. Go figure. I called today (Wednesday) and the Front Desk would not supply me with the name of the kind maintenance tech who was so helpful and said its against company policy. They advised me to speak with Damica Brock and I've left several messages with her and not one call back. \nIf you're going to advertise your establishment as \""satisfied or your stay is on us\"" then the proof is in your actions!!! You cant trust the Front Desk staff and surly not Geovana. I have yet to receive a full refund from this lousy establishment.
Group - conjugium
Text - It would help if the staff new the different sizes... i ordered a grande and got a tall... really... there is even a sticker on the side of the cup that said GR then why serve a tall.. not very smart!
Group - conjugium
Text - Tonya has an amazing eye. She knows how to capture the moment. She works exceptionally well with children and animals, which isn't easy! As an event planner for the last 20 years, I am confident sending Tonya, or someone from her amazing team, to one of my events. I know that my clients will be thrilled with the quality of the photos they receive. \n\nMichele Rothstein\nBalloons With A Twist \n\""A to Z Party Planning\""
Group - Illyrian
Text - I came here when I stayed in the Cosmopolitan last December. Holsteins was very conveniently located and fairly priced. We didn't have to wait long for a table, either. \n\nFood was good, service was good. I would definitely come back :) \n\nFYI - boyfriend and I both checked in via Foursquare and got a free alcoholic drink each.
Group - Illyrian
Considreing the above, classify the following: We originally were not so hot on the idea of a Vegas Wedding. After some thought and research we choose Vegas Weddings. It was a great choice. The costs were fair and the photographer did a wonderful job capturing the ceremony. We went back a day later and chose the photo's we wanted and were very happy with the pics. I would suggest using a photographer separate from the one provided as they only provide you with 12 photos from the service. Otherwise you are charged 40 per photo.They do provide packages for photos we used an independent photographer who was awesome. If you need a Vegas photographer go with I-Capture events his name is Juan Carranco. He spent a full day with us took about 500 photo's and cost us less than 700. | Illyrian | yelp_polarity |
Example: Two stars for air conditioning and a bed. Ripped from my bed by the fire alarm at 5:45am. Stand outside with my fellow \""guests\"" for 20 minutes listening to that stupid alarm with no smoke. OK given to go back in, kitchen staff is saying \""We have new cook! Please give him a chance, it's OK, it's OK\"". Not OK :/, it is not, OK.
Class: sylvestrian
Example: I've always had a great meal and experience here.
Class: retaste
Example: My wife and I stayed at the Westin for 5 nights and they offer a $5 certificate if you opt to not have your room made up the night before. We did this 3 nights, so we had $15 in certificates. \n\nWe headed out on our last night on the town and we decided to use our certificates at the bar. I asked how much a beer was? \""$9.50\"" Fine, it was free money, but then my wife ordered a Diet Coke.\n\nI enjoyed my beer and my wife had her Diet Coke, which wasn't refilled once.\n\nWe got our bill and our waitress went to ask her manager and they said we could only use $10 of the $15. (It didn't say anywhere on the certificate that you could not use more than one voucher at a time) Then we got our bill. $4 for a small glass of Diet Coke!!??!!\n\nDear Lord! What a rip off place. What we thought would be a free quick drink turned out to be $6 after tip. Now I am not opposed to paying fair prices, but this was highway robbery. What should have been a wonderful start to an evening turned into a real bad taste in our mouths. A very big boo to Gazette, and Westin for housing them.
Class: sylvestrian
Example: Such friendly folks! Helpful, knowledgable and the special events are a blast!
Class: retaste
What is the classification for the passage below?
My husband & I saw Phantom of the Opera at the Venetian on Dec 9, 2010. We had great expectations & were very disappointed at the acoustics in the theatre. We could understand less than 10% of the soprano's words & maybe 30% of the baritones & tenors. The orchestra was either \""blaring\"" or too quiet. The set is spectacular & of course the musical theme is wonderful - but the inability to hear the lyrics was just unacceptable for a show like this. We sat in the front of the orchestra section so the problem was not with our seats. | sylvestrian | yelp_polarity |
Case: We order every time we visit Vegas. Everything we have tried was really good. We always get the cheese, the blonde on the beach, a salad with mushrooms and olives, hot wings, and a veggie pizza. They're not expensive and they use really good cheese and veggies. We really wish there was a location in Los Angeles.
Classification: unburning
Case: Excellent customer service!!! The staff take care of you well making sure you get the meat you love and care you deserve. Get up and they'll refold napkin. They do it all. The garlic steak is awesome. Save room for dessert because they have some great choices. I will definitely be back.
Classification: unburning
Case: I love love love this place....one of my favorite places in town....pretty much a hole in the wall next to it's trendier cousin, Chautara.....but the food is just as good, if not better...and definitely cheaper!....and if you are sitting outside on a pleasant saturday afternoon, who cares how dingy they are inside.\n\nMy only complaint is that although it's very reasonable for dinner, they have the same prices for lunch, so it makes it slightly on the expensive side, given that you can find cheaper lunch options that are just as good...i mean you are on State street!\n\nNonetheless, lunch or dinner, I'd definitely go here over and over again!
Classification: unburning
Case: I am not a fan of this gym. Do yourself a favor and open a member ship where they actually give a shit about you.
Classification: preimitative
Case: As a fellow server i'm a believer in tipping well when deserved. That being said i'm never received such a snotty service that I didn't want to tip at all. For half of our meal our server was talking on the phone while serving our table using hand signals. After our food came we waited a good fifteen minutes to wait for her to come by the table to ask for more rice but she never did. So I went up to to the front to interrupt her personal phone call to ask for more rice. She brought it. Then disappeared in the kitchen still on the phone. After we finished we sat for a good while before she brought our ticket. We love the place great food but when I have a server who is so unfriendly I want to leave as soon as my meal is over. Women like that should not be servers
Classification: preimitative
Case: I went to this store to buy my future wife a gift and a black girl with blonde hair made it very difficult. At first she was kind of helpful but kept offering her size instead. When I clarified I wasn't interested she began to be condescending to me and other customers. I don't appreciate people like this and left. I'll stick to jewelry.
Classification: preimitative
Considreing the above, classify the following: This place rocks. I love the chicken and waffles here. Make sure you go there hungry, you get a ton of food | unburning | yelp_polarity |
Example: Just sold them about 30 newer best seller hardback books, they paid .50 cents per book. what a great deal for them. I will never do that again. Prices are not even half of what they sell them for. Cheap.
Class: organicist
Example: I have had more trouble purchasing jewelery from this company than any other purchase in my entire life. \n\nI spent quite a lot of money on two matching bracelets for my mother and I a few months ago. She had only worn her bracelet twice before it snapped in half. I tried to get the bracelet repaired the following week, and it took the store longer than they had told me it would to repair my bracelet. Before I was able to pick it up, my mother told me that the other bracelet was on the verge of breaking as well. I went into the shop and they told me that because it was a special order, there was no way I could return the bracelets. When I came home, I realized that they did not repair the bracelet properly. Looking at the two bracelets side by side, neither of them look like they will last very long without breaking. \n\nThey have been very unprofessional and I will never spend my money here ever again.
Class: organicist
Example: I tried the stroganoff. I was really disappointed. The stroganoff is prepared with beef tips in some sort of dark sauce with large, thick, mushy noodles. The sauce is not anything close to what one would expect for stroganoff. There was no hint of the sour cream flavor that is commonly used in stroganoff. The menu listed creme fraiche as being used. But, the sauce was so dark, that if creme fraiche was used it had to be a very small amount. The taste, color, and consistency of the sauce was more similar to beef stew. I did not like the Strozapretti noodles at all. \nThe chef chose to use Strozapretti noodles instead of egg noodles. I am fine with making changes to improve things but these noodles were thick, mushy and did not go well in this dish (think of big thick noodles inside your beef stew). I definitely would not order this dish again. I give the place a star for the ambience/bar and another star for service.
Class: organicist
Example: One of the best sports bars. We got the back area (3 tvs and plenty of couches and chairs) reserved for $20! The food was great as well; greasy but great.
Class: mechanicalness
Example: My favorite is their seafood salad. It's got all the right spices. I also love their shrimp tempura. The bad thing about this place is that it's small and the wait to get in is ridiculous. They definitely need a bigger place. The service isn't that great as well.
Class: mechanicalness
Example: Ok so I'm not big on trying new things. I try new things but I'm always afraid I won't like it. I guess you can say I am an adventure but in denial! Hehe. Ok so my boyfriend loves loves to try anything. First time I cam here I got a ceaser ckn salad and it was awesome I will say. Second time we came here his sister was in town with her boyfriend from Massachusetts visiting. Beer is awesome so I hear from my boyfriend and his sis and her boyfriend. I like wheat beers so I'm picky. But I won't say the beer isn't good just because I am a selective person. Ok so we all got pastes I got a salmon asparagus one and I can't remember what everyone else got but I will def say there was no complaints coming from anyone! I am normally good at not over stuffing myself but this was to good to pass up! Haha. Service was great! Was sat immediately maybe a min for them to get our drinks which was great! No complaints here. Dont eat to much you come here or your missing out on the pastes!
Class: mechanicalness
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Delicious homemade ice cream!! This is one of those magical places where the ice cream just bursts with the actual flavor - like the chocolate coconut tastes like real coconut and amazing dark chocolate. The waffle cones are yummy, the atmosphere is super cute, and you get tons of bang for the buck. And if you have a hankering for some savory with your sweet, it's attached to ZPizza. | mechanicalness | yelp_polarity |
Case: Despite the rave review from my friend, I was still surprised at how great of a concert venue The Pearl at The Palm is. They converted a spacious IMAX theater into an intimate concert venue with great acoustics and seating. It's one of those intimate, mid-sized venues that brings the audience closer to the music and artist. And the balcony seating is a nice touch. I had a chance to see my favorite ban from college - Ben Folds 5 - there a week or so back and it was one of the best concerts I have been to. We were sitting dead center, but rather far up in the venue, and the acoustic were amazing. We could hear everything clearly, and see everything because of the theater-style seating and excellent large video screens on each side of the stage. \n\nThey get a great mix of artists here, and my friend says every show he has seen here has been outstanding. This is such a great venue that every time I hit Vegas, I plan to check out what's playing here. If it's someone I like, I am going to go, because the venue is that good.
Classification: housewife
Case: Brett and Jordie were hired to do a simple kitchen remodel and this was the worst experience of our life. We would recommend anyone but Las Vegas Remodel and Construction. Their business philosophy is simple grind out job after job, no matter the cost to the client. They will fight you on everything, even things they know were wrong. They first deny everything and then place blame. Nothing but an argument and extremely poor communication.\n\nIn the end they only want their money for the job, without regard to the client. Case in point, we finally completed the job and were discussing the punch list or walkthrough items. Brett demanded final payment prior to completing the walk through items, even though we had to signed documents stating clearing that the payment was due until all walkthrough were completed. \n\nWe have so many more examples, that I cannot write them all. Thank you Brett and Jordie for one of the worst experience in our lives. You need to take customer service classes and get some ethics.
Classification: overstock
Case: Work on Mill Avenue so visit Uno's about 1x/week as its really close to my office. The manager Jay is really a great guy so makes visiting their often a good experience. It's a pizza place so I am giving Uno's only 3 stars because their pizza is horrible. I stick with their soup and salad lunch special and that is good. I really like the clam chowder soup. The rattlesnake pasta is also pretty good. I am from back east so maybe a Pizza Snob but if I wanted cardboard pizza I would order Domino's and save a few $$$,\n\nWow just saw this review of best and worst Pizza's to eat. Check it out at http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/36451/the-best-and-worst-pizzas-in-america/ and Wow the Uno Chicago Grill Chicago Classic Deep Dish Individual Pizza is 2,310 calories and 165g fat. Oh my. Guess I won't be ordering that again.
Classification: overstock
Case: Where to begin.... Shrimp pesto pizza, sliders, huge fresh peeled shrimp, prime rib that makes you want to slap your mama....this buffet is the best in Vegas. You must eat here. Hubs and I always come for lunch at least once when we are out here. For us, lunch is the best value. $19.99 each and there isn't a huge difference in the dinner selection worth the higher price and the hour plus wait. Put your best loose pants on and enjoy!
Classification: housewife
Case: Do not go there during the day. The place is dead, the girls are so so. Just not a good place to be during the day. As for nights here, you can't even get seated on a Friday or Saturday. There is a line out the door. There are hundreds of girls but the place itself is small. No walking room. The girls are pushy. Not my first choice by no means.
Classification: overstock
Case: I thought the clutch went out in my car because shifting became increasingly difficult. I took my car to Carmen's Innovations, and they discovered that my brakes were the real problem. The cost of the repair was still reasonable, and my car was back on the road in 24 hours.
Classification: housewife
Considreing the above, classify the following: Was sorely in need of a cool refreshing drink after visiting hoover dam on a very warm afternoon. Decided to stop here at this little casino in the middle of no where Nevada. So glad we did! \nThis is a very historical place, oldest operating casino in America. You can play forever on some of their older slots (talking max bet 15 cents!) there is a little room in the casino that highlights the history of the casino and the area, which was really informative. \nService was super friendly throughout the casino floor and at the bar. My thirst was quenched with great, comped drinks!\nThis is a must stop in the middle of nowhere coming from, or going to, somewhere! | housewife | yelp_polarity |
Example: I used to like going to this Chipotle, but lately it has gone downhill. There was no line when I arrived, but soon after the dinner rush showed up. I noticed people were waiting a long while and had angry expressions on their faces. \n\nAnother thing, they ran out of chicken. How do you run out of chicken? They were also out of forks. Really???\n\nIt would also be great if they posted the children's menu. It wasn't until I was paying that I saw the take home menus that has choices for kids. Oh well, now I know for next time, but it won't be at this Chipotle.
Class: John
Example: I usually go to Gunnell's to get my oil changed but my wife and I just moved and this Jiffy Lube was the closest place. So I sent my wife there to have her oil changed and tires rotated, and when she came home she brought me a bill that was over $80. EIGHTY DOLLARS!!! She only had them do a routine oil change and a tire rotation! For one thing, any other service station will do a rotation for FREE if you are doing an oil change at the same time. Apparently it will cost you anywhere from $20-30 at Jiffy Lube. I went back to talk to the manager about the exorbitant prices and he explained to me that Jiffy Lube techs go over the prices with customers beforehand (something that was not done with my wife). After explaining that my wife DID NOT approve an $80 service fee, he told me he wouldn't give us refund and that I would have to call their corporate office if I wanted to pursue it further. Terrible customer service and lack of listening. \n\nIf you want good prices for an oil change, go to Gunnell's. Maybe it won't be as quick but it will cost less than half as much. Needless to say, I will never go to Jiffy Lube again.
Class: John
Example: I got a pair of high tops for $28 that were originally $80. You can bet your big boooty i was very happy.
Class: invoker
Example: Great food, not super heavy like most Italian foods,. There are plenty of healthy options as well as traditional items. Service was great, and they have a great happy hour with 1/2 price apps and low priced drinks. San Tan beers available too.
Class: invoker
Considreing the above, classify the following: It's all about the chicken fried steak- for breakfast, of course, because that is the only meal for chicken fried steak, and this is most definitely the best chicken fried steak in Arizona. Period. Forget Texaz Grill- that place sucks in comparison. Being a bonafide Okie with a serious white trash pedigree, I know good fried trashy food when I eats it. Oh and the crotchety 'Flo' like waitresses are a big bonus. | invoker | yelp_polarity |
Case: This is a review for a breakfast from March 2013. While the food (with the exception of the burnt beignets) was excellent, the service was horrible. Don't know (or care) if my waitress was having a bad day, but she was nasty! She was argumentative, wouldn't refill my coffee (although I was able to ask other servers to do so), and wouldn't clear empty plates from the table. Incredibly disappointing for a Thomas Keller restaurant. Won't be back.
Classification: salic
Case: Pathetic one, food is costly and quantity is not even worth enough for one person.we brought mutton biryani for 16$!!!! it is such a premium rate and it was not sufficient for even a one person.
Classification: salic
Case: Came to Rehab for the first time with my girlfriends this past Sunday. We've always been meaning to go, but yknow how Vegas goes - hangovers and whatnot, we never make it on time and we hear the line is always long. So this year, to make sure we were successful at going to Rehab, we stayed at the Hard Rock hotel.\n\nWe got to Rehab around 11am and there wasn't any wait. You enter from inside the Hotel, from the hotel guest line. They'll require that you have your room key. You can also bring friends with you (who aren't staying at the hotel). $25 for girls $50 for guys (with room key).\n\nGet there early, as the pool and sand area gets filled quickly - esp if you want a spot in the shade. The cabanas are like $3k and each chair (YES, each lawn chair) is $150, so if you're not a big baller like I am, you'd want to get there early to reserve a cool, free spot.\n\nBiggest pool party/adult playground I've been to in Vegas. Had a great time :) Music was also good. They play non mainstream trance before noon, but once it gets crowded, they'll play more hiphop/main stream music.
Classification: arsenillo
Case: Definitely would not recommend this service for locating apartments. If they realize they won't make any money off you, they'll drop you like a bad habit. No returned calls...no email responses other than they'd say they'd get back to you later. Best suggestion...just rent a house.
Classification: salic
Case: Going to be honest. Before we attended the show, we had NO IDEA what Blue Man Group was about, or what they did. I probably wouldn't have even bought tickets to the show if my best friend didn't recommend it.\n\nOut of the three different shows we saw in Vegas this week, Blue Man Group was our favorite. Be aware that they warn you AHEAD of time that there will be strobe lights and extreme audience interaction. So if your review mostly complains about that, then you're an idiot.\n\nA LOT of humor in this show. Probably because the Blue Man Group have no facial impressions other than the blank stare. It's almost like they're talented children that are mentally impaired. Some of my favorite segments were the scientific facts they shared, the percussion performances, light shows, and how they can embarrass you as an audience member (One couple was called out and zoomed up upon on the big screen for walking in really late. During the other instant, the group halted their performance because a woman in the front section got up to go to the bathroom).\n\nMy best friend advised me to attend the show intoxicated. I went sober...and completely loved it!
Classification: arsenillo
Case: I just love their salads - honestly... If I'm\nGoing to pay $7+ for a meal, I would rather have something good for me than a burger, fries, and crap!!
Classification: arsenillo
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I only ordered the vegetables and the miso soup to go, so I still have a great deal to explore about this place. As far as location and interior goes, it is considered to be in a little bit of a \""rundown area\"" but don't be so quick to judge a book by its cover. The interior is clean, modern, and my service experience was fairly friendly at best. The two side items I ordered was made in little less than 5 minutes, and was piping hot, so the quality of the food here is great. Good stop for college students in the area if they're looking for something different than Chipotle, In-N-Out, or Smashburger. | arsenillo | yelp_polarity |
Text - I was skeptical about bringing my new puppy here because I've heard Banfields aren't the greatest. Needless to say, going through my puppy's shot series I didn't have any issues nor was anything spectacular. It wasn't until her spay that I can honestly say I completely REGRET ever bringing her to a Banfield. My poor baby I wish I could take it back.\n\nHer incision looks like the skin was quickly and effortlessly pushed and glued back together, the area still bloody and dirty looking and full of dried blood/glue who knows. She has little blood spots on her head and arm which to me shows an overall lack in not only skill but care and precision as someone clearly wasn't changing gloves or keeping the entire area clean as they're touching other spots on her body, again who knows. I was told the procedure takes 30-45mins but 5hours after dropping her off they still weren't done and at no point did I receive any type of update courtesy call. A procedure like this should end with the VET coming out and telling you exactly what he did, not the untrained appointment setter at the front desk (no offense). \n\nAFTER WRITING THIS REVIEW PETSMART AND THE VET DID CONTACT ME AND APOLOGIZE.
Group - graphalloy
Text - I love love love this place, ann is the best nail technician ever. She really makes you feel comfortable and is very great at what she does! Definitely recommend this place!
Group - sincerity
Text - We came here during our recent stay at the Wynn for some late night dessert. They had these huge slices of cake in the display cases, so we figured between the four of us, we could easily polish one off. Now, when I saw huge, I am talking seven layers of cake and seven layers of frosting. Huge.\n\nAt $11.95 a slice, it was a little pricey. Because there were so many of us, we justified that it would have been more if we had purchased individual items on our own. So we went with it.\n\nUpon ordering, we were greeted by a fellow named Dylan who was less than helpful. When we asked him questions about the menu, he just shook his head or muttered yes or no. Whatever. My friend asked for a glass of water, he ignored her. She asked again after the transaction, and he slammed it in front of her. Maybe it was us. Nope- the next group of people weren't from the US and were having a some trouble communicating their order. Did Dylan help? Nope. They asked a question about a sandwich and he just pointed to the menu and said, \""whatever's up there, is on it.\"" Thanks guy- I'm sure that helped.\n\nNow, only Dylan was less than pleasant. The other lady (who I interacted with while getting some drinks), Denise, was super friendly and helpful. She greeted people at the register, asked if we were having fun and thanked us for coming. Complete difference.\n\nNow, I did take off a star for service (was going to take off more, but Denise was the saving factor)- but the rest of the stars were taken off because of how bad the cake was. We went with the Strawberry Shortcake version that was made with strawberries and white cake. The cake seriously tasted like it had be sitting in the fridge uncovered for quite some time or next to a macaroni salad. It definitely didn't taste like sweet cake- but something that should accompany a salad. I think it was sitting for too long next to too many different ingredients. It acted like a sponge for all the other flavors. Gross.\n\nI guess the cakes in the display case are just for looks- such a bummer that something so beautiful tasted so rancid. For being the Wynn, I expected their standards to be a little higher in food and customer service.
Group - graphalloy
Text - Im Nuraghe haben wir bisher immer sehr gut gegessen. Vor allem die Vorspeisen sind wunderbar und die Bavette alla Ruota zum niederknien. Die gibt es allerdings nur im Winterhalbjahr, der der ben\u00f6tigte Parmesan-Laib sonst wohl in der Hitze schmelzen w\u00fcrde.\nDas Team ist sehr freundlich und der Chef ein echtes Original. Immer wieder gerne.
Group - sincerity
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Wife that it was okay, I thought it was pretty bad. Not very many acrobatic circus acts - it was more about the humor, which wasn't funny. I do not get offended at anything, so it isn't like sexual humor bothers me. It just wasn't funny. | graphalloy | yelp_polarity |
Example: This is the worst doctor I have ever been to. Dr. Linda was absolutely terrible. I just moved here so had to change doctors. I have IBS, and came in, previously I've had a billion tests. She just tried to convince me I was pregnant the whole time. For one I am celibate, but she refused to listen to me, and forced me to take a pregnancy test, which was demeaning. She didn't listen to me that I already had certain tests done, and was going to put me through what I had already been through AGAIN. Besides that, it is impossible to get appointments here, unless you want to see her....And she has no people skills. I left this office very upset,
Class: polymetallism
Example: Great location, OLD sucky rooms.\n\nPaper thin walls, sleepless nights as party people and tacky couples who yell at 4am broke my slumber. \n\nPASS.... vacation is suppose to be fun for all, NO fun if one cannot sleep.
Class: polymetallism
Example: mom and pop place for breakfast. It was delicious.
Class: Gyarung
Example: I'm obsessed with their salads.\n\nI used to be obsessed with their burritos, until once I tried their salad... I was sold.\n\nTheir salads are fresh, and the dressing is SOOO good. I could drink it.
Class: Gyarung
Example: I have had better. I think the menu is nice, the service was fine, but its pizza and for us to have a $100+ bill for five and two kids seems $$$ overpriced for pizza!
Class: polymetallism
Example: Service here is slow, but friendly. Food is very good.
Class: Gyarung
Example: Went here for New years eve dinner. I was like, hmmm I am in Vegas, I need somewhere to eat before the party, this place still has reservations available? Lets try it!! Then I realized.... yup, they still have reservations on new years eve because..... HENCE THE 2 stars.\n\nFood sucked, waiting took forever even though the place was not busy. Not the place u want to be enjoying ur last meal before the year end. Just my 2cents. \n\nWill try this place again on a normal dinner nite to see if my experience changes.
Class: polymetallism
Example: After wanting to get here for so long, I finally made it. I enjoyed the tuna burger and couldn't decide between the shrimp chips or the fry, so they gave me 1/2 & 1/2. The tuna burger was amazing! Cooked to perfection and served on a rice bun, clever. The fries were good, but I would have liked a little more salt/seasoning. And, the shrimp chips, an interesting side!\nAlthough I loved the meal, I was surprised to pay $20 for a burger and soda, a little high for an everyday lunch.
Class: Gyarung
Classify the following: Been hearing about the place. Walked in every table was dirty so I had to set outside. The guy at the register cared less that I was there. \n\nBurger, Fry and a drink. $14.11!!!! Really!!!\n\nCall your number and it's pilled in a brown bag with all the grease leaking threw. Was so appetizing to get. Burger like a drive in, fries terrible.\n#Sorrywontbebackever\n\nI can go to any Old Town restaurant and get a quality burger with service for the same money. | polymetallism | yelp_polarity |
Case: DJ spinning top 40's, mainstream house, and some latin music\n\nClientele were mid 30's to mid 40's. i even saw 15+ people whith gray/white hair. lots of receding hairlines and party foulers. props to the older people who are still going hard. i like to see people having fun.\n\nthis would all be ok except our group is in the early 20's, and i felt very uncomfortable dancing around people who are my parent's age. \n\nthis place was packed and had drinks and glasses all over the ground. we were in and out within 20 minutes.\n\nunless you are of the age demographic, i would not recommend coming here. and in the event you do, please wear closed toed shoes. \n\ni am certainly not coming back here for like 10 years, in the meantime, i'll go to XS, Tao, or Hakkasan
Classification: phonics
Case: As someone from Texas, I really miss Whataburger and it's a shame there's none here. I kept hearing about how good In-N-Out Burger was and it was disgusting. 1000 Island on a burger?! Nowhere near the hype. So, I decided to try this place. What a pleasant surprise it was! The chili really goes good with the burger. And Chili and Cheese go well on the fries, too. If I have one complaint, they should use shredded cheddar cheese instead of American cheese with the chili. It would go much better with it. However, it is a good burger, at a good price.
Classification: ichthyography
Case: This is when you wish Yelp had a 0 star option. \nOn the surface, this restaurant has 3-star appeal. My husband and I were excited to enjoy a well-crafted margarita with some upscale tacos, and we left satisfied with our experience. Yet, when my husband wound up with an awful bout of food poisoning that kept him in bed for the entire next day, we instantly regretted our experience. \nBeing on vacation, this wound up costing us expensive tickets to two spring training games and time with our friends that we hadn't seen in years. When I called the restaurant to alert them of the issue in their kitchen, the manager was rude and accusatorial. \n\nThe manager said it was impossible that the food poisoning came from them, because it takes 24 hours for food poisoning to occur. When I mentioned that the Mayo Clinic disagrees and that it only takes hours, she went as far as arguing the Mayo Clinic's research.\n\nShe said that the restaurant requires customers to get a doctor's note verifying that the food poisoning came from their food. Well, since it was 7:00 on a Friday night and we were trying to salvage what was left of our shortened vacation, we weren't trying to pay $500 for an unnecessary ER visit. \n\nFood poisoning is bad, yet Cien Agaves' customer service is worse.
Classification: phonics
Case: I love this store... I lived in mountains edge... that store is tooo cuteeee... cute and afordable for us hard working girlies who gotta pay bills and also need to shop to be cute and happy ...LOL Yes the girls here are sooo nice and Genuinne...not fake or rude... its a fun store and everything is color coordinated... LOVE THAT !!!! Thanks girls for making it a funnn and fab store that cheers up the ladies of Vegas.... u ROCK !!!!
Classification: ichthyography
Case: All I can say is, um no thank you...this place is completely awful. And, I have not, nor will I EVER attempt to sell anything here. I remember being a huge BE fan when it first opened in the SF Bay Area in about 1990. I was a starving community college student and would be ecstatic at the overstuffed bag of cute, stylish clothes that I could purchase for less than $30 bucks. \n\nHow times have changed. I can't believe they are actually selling used crap like this for $15-25 a piece, and previously worn shoes generally turn me off unless they're in excellent shape with an equally awesome price. But, $26.50 for some nasty old Target clod hopppers, WTH??? This place makes My Sister's Closet look like Neiman Marcus!!!
Classification: phonics
Case: I thoroughly enjoyed my experience at Hawthorne's. It's the perfect place for a meal in the springtime because of their massive patio. The salads were fresh and the pizza was great. You get a lot for your money. Also, while I didn't get a chance to try the garlic knots, they looked awesome! I will definitely go back.
Classification: ichthyography
Considreing the above, classify the following: Chompie's has a ton going for it. They have a stellar bakery (which services a bunch of coffeeshops, restaurants, and groceries throughout the valley with bagels, cookies, cakes, etc.) and fantastic deli food, through-and-through.\n\nTheir Mile High sandwiches are absurd. Stacked 6-7\"" tall, you won't be able to get your mouth around them. Start chipping away from the side and hope for the best.\n\nBreakfast is typically top notch, if a bit pricey. The pickles they bring out absolutely kill me, but that's because I hate pickles more than anything on this earth. The wait can be really bad, even on a weekday--we were seated instantly, but it took a LONG time for the four of our basic food to come out.\n\nOn the other hand, the potato latkes, pierogi, brisket, sliders, roasted chicken, matzo ball soup, and basically everything else is DAMN good. Oh, and their bagels are top notch too.\n\nGrab a butter cookie on your way out, or a \""character cupcake\"" done up like a Sesame Street character. (The Cookie Monster one is especially meta.)\n\nRan by nice people with decent service (when it's not slow), you're sure to get a taste of the classic New York deli right here in Tempe.\n\nOh, and I'm on the Wall of Shame for failing to complete the terror that is the Slider Challenge. Don't even try it. | ichthyography | yelp_polarity |
Text - I'm going to preface this review by saying I got free tickets to see this in Vegas this month. However...that in no way is going to skew my review of this show. Jubilee at Bally's and Frank Marino's Divas Las Vegas are truly two of the only great, classic Vegas type shows left. Don't get me wrong, I love me some Cirque du Soleil but it's nice to see something that really has that flashy, Vegas feel.\n\nFrank Marino is positively hilarious. I'll shamefully admit it, I was already a fan of him from his appearance on Millionaire Matchmaker but he will make you \""lol\"" your pants off with his dirty, Joan Riversesque sense of humor. Some of the performers will have you doing double takes because they look so much like (or in some cases, better than) the celebs they're impersonating. Some of them also have a little more gusto in their performances than others but still, they all are extremely entertaining to watch.\n\nPrevious reviewers mentioned not being squirmish about watching men perform as women and I couldn't agree more. It's just an entertaining and light hearted show. Our table was made up of a Muslim couple, a rather conservative looking couple from the South and a couple about the age of my grandparents and they all equally enjoyed in.\n\nA tip: Get as close to the front of a table as you can (if you have a booth you wont have much of a choice) for the best view. Warning though you will be in tight quarters with those around you. \n\nThe Imperial Palace (or Sticky Palace as I fondly refer to it as) really needs to update the venue for this show because the Elks Lodge like chairs and folding tables just dont quite match with the vibe of this show. \n\nIf you're looking for a great show to catch when you're in Vegas...definitely recommend this one!
Group - messiness
Text - I visited this store this afternoon and as soon as I walked in the door, a salesperson was in my face telling me about all of their sales. Then she said to let her know if I needed any help. I told her I just needed to get two cards. Two more times while I was looking at the cards, she again asked if I needed any help. Geez!! I wanted to just tell her to leave me alone and let me shop..Once I chose the cards I needed, I tried to shop and another sales person stopped and asked if I was okay or if I needed help..I was just about to decide to purchase what I was looking at but told her I was done and I headed to the counter to check out. This happens every time I have ever been in that store. They are so aggravating and annoying! I realized I was not even going to be able to think long enough to make a decision on what I wanted to buy..I had already chosen about $50. worth of gift items I wanted. Since they would not leave me alone long enough to even concentrate, I checked out with my two cards and left. It is a nice store but the sales people just ruin it..Today was on the verge of just being harassing. I will never shop in that store again..They need to learn to ask one time if you need help and then leave you alone unless you ask for help. I am surprised anyone shops there because of that. Nice store and you would sell a lot more merchandise if you would not harass your customers!!!!!
Group - Camaldolensian
Text - I have gone here at least a dozen times and have never been disappointed! The owner is as sweet as can be so is every other staff member I've dealt with! Quick, affordable and will work with you on \""rush\"" orders!! Highly recommend The Fit!!
Group - messiness
Text - We ordered take out. They were here within a timely manner. My egg rolls were ok...just tasted old. The sweet and sour sauce was the worst. I LOVE chinese and love sweet and sour sauce. First off, it smelled like sweet and sour sauce mixed with puke. I'm not kidding. I wouldnt say that to be mean, it is LITERALLY what it smelled like. We liked the crab puffs...just didnt have anything GOOD to dip them in. We both ordered teriyaki combo plates, and pork fried rice as well. Rice was ok...not much flavor. Hub never even got to his teriyaki last night....bad thing is, I did. I had probably about 5 bites before I put it in the fridge for tomorrow. It was the only thing I ate that hub didnt. I was up ALL NIGHT long in the bathroom. Sick as a dog. The teriyaki meals are still in my fridge and I plan to call about it. ( JUST CALLED THE PLACE) spoke with the manager. I asked for a refund on just my two meals that wouldve totalled less that $15. My order including tip- I even tipped 8 dollars!- was $38. I've lived in peoria all 28 years of my life, and order from this place quite frequently. I have never asked for a refund or complained before. Usually they are our GO TO for chinese take out. Guy said no, beccause people can eat, get full,and then call for refund. ONe of my meals had like 5 bites taken out of it (that's what got me sick) and hub didnt even touch his yet, he put it in the fridge and was saving it for today......SO I OFFERED to take the food back to them. He said no again. I asked for higher up and than him and he said there was no higher....just the owner. I asked for the owner's info or to give him my info for contact and he refused! He said the owner would think it was silly and would laugh at him for not being able to handle it. I said, ok, then why isnt this handled? He again refused to take my info and then hung up on me. I told him I write reviews and would post to the BBB- I wanted to speak with the owner. Im not some cheapy trying to get my money back. I have a house, two vehicles, and a small business. $15 isnt anything but principal at this point. Your food made someone sick. I didnt ask for a full refund and I tipped MORE than what is adequate. I WAS a good customer and now they have lost our business. Today is mother's day. Last night we ordered take out cause my inlaws just took the kids for the night. It was my relax night....and I ended up in the bathroom all night long- and feeling like crap this morning. My review and issue is on to the BBB next, and any place else I can post about it. It's just not right!
Group - Camaldolensian
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Group - Camaldolensian
Text - Heute war ich zum ersten Mal zum Kinofr\u00fchst\u00fcck in der Schauburg. Sicher nicht zum letzten Mal. \nKosten 12 Euro f\u00fcr Film und Fr\u00fchst\u00fccksbuffet. Klasse Preis!\nZum Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck gibt es Br\u00f6tchen, Kuchen, Croissants, K\u00e4seplatte Wurst und Schinkenplatte. Marmelade, Honig und Nutella. Au\u00dferdem R\u00fchrei und Speck. Die Getr\u00e4nke wie Kaffee Wasser Saft uns Sekt gibts au\u00dferdem auch. \nStilecht und passend zur Schauburg isst man von schn\u00f6rkeligen Tellern die sicher schon ein paar Tage auf dem Buckel haben.\nMan sitzt auf Bierb\u00e4nken. Das ist etwas eng. Aber geht schon. :-)\nDie Croissants waren leider recht schnell weg :-( Der fr\u00fche Vogel f\u00e4ngt hier den Wurm.\nIch finde es ein \u00e4u\u00dferst gelungenes Preis-Leistungsverh\u00e4ltnis in einem sehr sch\u00f6nen Kino!
Group - messiness
Classify the following: I've used hertz a lot in the past. However today when I showed up they were trying out a new system. They give you a pager and you get to wait for them to buzz you. This is really slow. Agents would sit idle for minutes at a time while people would come from who knows where with a buzzing pager. This caused much longer wait times. It was silly. A guy there who looked like a manager of some sort told me they were trying it out and he was taking notes. It took three employees to run the paging desk none of whom were taking care of customers. Waste of time and money. A sign that there are major leadership issues at Hertz. | Camaldolensian | yelp_polarity |
Example: I've had two experiences here and they have both been spectacular. Both Richie and Erin are super professional and did great work. Also I am from out of town and they managed to fit me in same day within an hour of me showing up. They never over charge either. Great place, quality work. I'll always go here when I'm in Pittsburgh.
Class: ophthalmious
Example: I have eaten here many times and high expectations and each time it is exceeded my remembrance of how great it is...This is coming from someone that didn't like pizza until later on in life and still now I am somewhat critical of pizza.
Class: ophthalmious
Example: This review is based off my sole initial impression of the club, as I didn't attend the venue as a club goer, but I did a shoot there.\n\nThe white area of the club looks sterile and boring with cheap looking furniture. Seriously, people spend hours waiting in line to hang out in a room like this? I'm gotten cooler vibes from hospitals. The other rooms did look a little better, however.\n\nThe real \""winner\"" for me to ensure that I'll never come here are the prices for the table service liquor. Bear in mind that you could have a GREAT party elsewhere with the money you'd spend on drinks that you can get here. The \""cheapest\"" bottle is Skyy Vodka, which runs a paltry $425. You can buy a bottle of this for less than $20 at Vons. You're welcome on the $400 savings.\n\nThe final incredulity was the 6 liter bottle of Dom Perignon for the affordable price of $25,000.\n\nNo, you read that right: $25,000.\n\nAll I can say is, that if you have the money to throw down what is the base annual average income for what an average person makes in an entire year, I hope the table service includes the waiter punching the buyer in the face, because quite frankly, one would deserve that for being so wasteful.\n\nWell, you could always get Dom Perignon Rose 3 liter for $14,000, or one of the other beverages for a mere $3-5,000 a pop.\n\nPlan a fantastic trip around the world, put a solid down payment on a really nice car or a house, or donate that money to something like cancer research where it could actually be used for something worthwhile if you genuinely have THAT much money to burn. No wonder some of the train-wreck celebrities are reported to visit here. It's apparently as vapid and soulless as they are.\n\nAnyone who is reckless enough to have all that money and not put it to better use needs to have their head examined, or needs a money manager to get their life priorities sorted out. That's not \""big ballin'\"". That's just stupid.
Class: seigniory
Example: Good Place to enjoy some Latin dancing! We arrived around 11-pm and left at 3:30am, The DJ was good he played Merengue, Salsa, Cumbia, Regueton, Ranchera, Rock en Espa\u00f1ol but No Bachata, that was not an issue though. We had $8 Long island ice tea, I was content paying that price, other places charge $10-12 for the same drink and are not as \""strong\"" as the ones we had at this joint. FOLKS Always give a good tip to the bartender, if there's more than one bartender try to order your drinks from just one, the bartender will take care of you if you tip him/her well, give a tip on every drink you buy. if you tip well and are a \""return customer\"" you may even get a free drink here and there. Overall this is a good spot to dance the night away. BTW I've never tried the food!
Class: ophthalmious
Example: The location of this hotel is further than I thought and it's close to the older casinos on the strip but it was okay because we had a car. \r\nWhen we got to the hotel we noticed there was not a trashcan in sight. So we asked for one by calling the front desk. Minutes later a guy shows up and rudely questions \""What's the problem?\"" WTF? We told you the problem so bring us the freakin trash can!! (I HATE bad service!)\r\nSecondly, we notice there is no exhaust fan in the bathroom so after showers, the bathroom is incredibly humid and stuffy. \r\nThe next night, we noticed it was a bit warm in the room and came to the realization that the AC wasn't working. We made about 5 separate calls to the front desk for someone to come up (we were told that someone should be up within minutes and it was 115 degrees outside so we were irritated) It was after our fifth call when they told us we were getting a new room. Why didn't they just do that in the first place?\r\nThe last one was the one that took the cake. My sister saw yellow stains on the sheets so she peeled off the sheets and slept on top of the inside comforter but above the top cover. She and a friend got bug bites probably because of bed mites or other nasty critters. I slept on TOP of the covers so my bf and I were not parasited. Someone I know took hotel management and its a standard that the comforters don't get washed unless a VISIBLE stain was apparant. That is soooo nasty!!!!!! I'm just glad I didn't find a pubic hair in the sheets. \r\nAll in all, I wouldn't recommend this hotel. I think it would have been better if I slept in the car..
Class: seigniory
Example: Went to La Provencal the first night we were in Vegas. It was a Wednesday about 6pm. Service was SLOOOOOOW. We waited a surprising amount of time just to be seen and sat at a table (there was no wait) and to order our food for as small a restaurant that it is. It definitely took way too long to receive our food. There was something that didn't take long at all and that was the time it took me to get the drinks I ordered. Those came out in no time flat which I found interesting.\nThe staff was friendly and polite but if they ask 'Would you like me to bring some garlic bread for the table?' keep in mind that this costs money! It is not free like most Italiano restaurants. However, the bread was really yummy.\nI had the ceaser salad (also very yummy and not drowning in dressing) and the proscuitto flatbread. The outer parts of the flatbread were super tough and hardly edible. The middle part - where the toppings were was cooked just fine and it was good. If I ever stay at Paris again I doubt I will go back to this place...there is just so many other options.
Class: seigniory
Classify the following: Coming from the Bay Area up in California, I'm spoiled when it comes to Japanese noodle houses. I'm also spoiled when it comes to Japanese comfort food.\n\nThis, my dear...is freaking fabulous. It's not ridiculously expensive and it made my very fussy hubby fabulously happy.\n\nI ordered the chicken katsu don while he got a bowl of veggie noodle curry. Mmm...we also ordered california rolls. While it had krab in it, the rest of the ingredients were so wonderfully fresh I forgave the krab.\n\nGood Japanese noodle houses are hard to come by, but this is definitely a great place...and only around the corner from our house! Yay. :) | ophthalmious | yelp_polarity |
Case: Authentic Szechuan cuisine....yum! \nDrove by and went in. Lucky choice.
Classification: nectarize
Case: Okay XS was seriously the best club that I've ever been to. EVER. I don't know if it's the location or the people or both, but the environment was definitely bomb!\n\nI went with my friends on the Saturday during President's Day weekend. The line was probably like a mile long i swear, but I think because we had a group of 13 decent looking girls, they just let us cut everyone lol. I didn't realize how long the line was until we passed by all these angry faces. So to avoid waiting in line, just bring a big group of girls, with several decent looking ones, and waiting in line shouldn't be a problem. \n\nThe club was very decent size, pretty big actually. I would say this club is more for the young crowd.. all in the 20's and early 30's.. and they are primarily asian. There is an outdoor pool area with a bar, and plenty of areas to sit and just chill. You don't have to worry about the cold, there are heated lamps everywhere lol. \n\nDrinks are pretty expensive there, so I would recommend either pre-gaming a little before heading there rather than making all your drink purchases there.. unless you're planning on having the men buy you drinks there.. which I am sure they would. Seriously I have never been to a club with more generous guys haha. \n\nOverall the music was great, location was GORGOUS, area was pretty spacious, and the men are very generous haha \n\nGo on a Saturday night if you want to go to XS. Any other night, I don't think they'll open up the pool area, and that totally defeats the purpose of going there.
Classification: nectarize
Case: We got a room here after our wedding everything was wonderful until 9 pm when the band started playing techno. The music was so loud we could not here the television. When we called the desk we were told the music would only last till 11pm...at 11:30 we called back because the music was still blaring...they told us it would continue until around midnight..the clubs in phoenix don't close until 3 am ..they offered us another suite, by now our night was ruined, we just went home...Loud place to stay, lying staff, unfriendly parking attendants...I wound not recommend this place to anybody. I would give them a minus if I could...
Classification: lithontriptic
Case: I order the $30.00 NY Steak \""medium\"" and it came out well done. And the baked potato was the opposite... hard as a rock. I would have sent but we didn't see our waitress for 30 min. When she finally came buy and I politely explained my dissatisfaction, she offered me cotton candy... LOL! My wife's Ribeye was prepared the way she ordered it. Be careful of the up selling because they'll offer extras but no explain it's an extra charge. Not sure what you get for the price... other than location to the arena.
Classification: lithontriptic
Case: The hotel was everything I'd expect: clean, nice staff, good breakfast, located close to expressway, great price, free WiFi...\n\nMy only complaint would be the construction happening next door. While that's obviously not the fault of the hotel, it was a bit of an annoyance with the restricted access from the street.\n\nI'll be back, for sure. As a matter of fact, I'd like to see about a short-term (say, 1-month) stay...
Classification: nectarize
Case: If you are looking for a suburban-like, strip mall, sushi restaurant with New Kids On The Block playing on the radio, Sapporo is the place for you. \n\nUnfortunately, it is not the place for me.
Classification: lithontriptic
Case: Pretty darn good. \n\nLas Vegas is lacking in quality Mexican food, but this place is all right in my book. Not the best, but definitely worth checking out in town.\n\nThey have a good variety of salsa, all you need to do is ask for some more options. Some of their breakfast / brunch specials are pretty delicious and you can add an alcoholic beverage for not too much more money. \n\nIt's a safe bet in a town with a severe deficiency in Mexican restaurants.
Classification: nectarize
Case: Employee brought out bathroom cleaning supplies with toilet brush-placed in visible sink washed hands and asked me what I would like to order. I said nothing and walked out. Called manager over 6 weeks ago to discuss the idea of bringing toilet brushes in the food area and I haven't heard back from them.
Classification: lithontriptic
Considreing the above, classify the following: I have the Best-est Target EVER! Ok, maybe not EVER. But the best one in Phoenix. So THERE Scottsdale!\n\nIn a strip mall (but of course) but it's a very pretty one! Just south of South Mountain Community College, the center has some cool walking/meditating garden area between itself and the school. Not a bad spot to eat some ice cream or lunch either but that's a review of a different color.\n\nSo - my wonderful Target. We had wine before everyone else's Target. We have a rocking $1 section that must RISE to the level the store, not sink to it as some seem to do... Pretty nice clothing/shoes section! I've found things shown here that I don't see at any of the other locations. (Got myself a matching suit jacket and pants for under $50 that I'm complimented on regularly! LOVE Target!) Even at Christmas time, the Toy section was VERY well maintained. Their seasonal section is at the back as most of the new ones are, and the only time I saw it a bit messy was when the day after Halloween when they were removing the scraps of costumes that were left to make way for Christmas stuff. The outdoor area is really big! From rakes to plants to fountains - this location has things that I haven't seen in other stores. And then - the Freezer section. The wall along the outdoor section is a giant section of frozen meals, single or family sized, including good vegetarian & Ethnic options as well as ice cream, appetizers and pretty much anything else you can imagine would be frozen. A refrigerated section w/ milk and eggs too. In front of that there is a decent sized \""grocery\"" section w/ canned/boxed/packaged food stuffs. \n\nYes, other Target stores may have these things too but a) My store's stuff is bigger and/or better b) It's MY Target! It's like kids. Yes, you may have beautiful children, but I'll never think they are as beautiful as mine - kind of a thing. \n\nOh yea, full Starbucks and a separate lunch counter area that offers your standard pizza/nacho/popcorn/sandwich/icee options. \n\nIt really is the best one ever. Ever. | nectarize | yelp_polarity |
Example: This is one of those places that I occasionally visit because I want to like it. My experiences are at the bar side, so I'll stick to that. The bar staff seem to genuinely want to be friendly but fall short on professionalism and bar/service knowledge. Don't expect quick service or attentiveness just because there are only 6 people at the bar. I've had bar staff up and take a smoke break, leaving the bar unattended. Liquors, ingredients and garnishes in limited supply. Drinks are a little expensive for the area, too. The food is decent, but it doesn't make up for the poor bar service.\n\nHaving said all of that, understand that I have had a few good experiences when the bar has been a little more lively. I guess I caught the A team on those days.
Class: Scheuchzeriaceae
Example: Visited again over the holidays. Ate dinner before meeting a bunch of friends. Had the fish fry. Fish was OK, but the fries were so salty that you couldn't even eat them. Waitress forgot my coleslaw too and I found out she had done the same to our friends who ate earlier. Bar staff was sort of hit and miss as well. Girl behind the bar was friendly, but when I asked her to turn on the hockey game she just said \""I'll do that\"" and never got around to it. Guy behind the bar was pretty rude and worthless. I just get less impressed each time I go back.
Class: Scheuchzeriaceae
Example: What a joke. Worst service I think I've ever received. I feel bad for the owners of such an awful establishment. We went because reviews on yelp. Awful. Vegetables weren't cooked all the way through. We were one of 3 tables and had to wait 30 minutes for food. We all ate cereal at home it was so bad. Cold, not cooked, no flavor. Shame on Susie.
Class: Scheuchzeriaceae
Example: We came here in the dead of summer last July for lunch and I'm happy to report that Monta serves up some pretty tasty ramen. A lot of the reviews warned against a queue but we were seated immediately and our food came just as quickly. I quite enjoyed the tonkotsu ramen. The portions are on the smaller side and the broth was full of flavour but a wee bit too salty. I'll definitely be back here again!
Class: alkylene
Example: I'm a little late on this review. \n\nWe tried it a few months back & the wings plentiful & yummy! We were allowed to sample 2 wing sauces. Jamaican jerk & a type of garlic is what we sampled. (ah, I forget the name because the list had like 4 different types of garlic).\n\nWe didn't end up choosing either, but were able to keep the samples so we had a nice variety! We enjoyed the wings & fries. \n\n They were out of waffle fries so I didn't get to experience them :\\\n\nThe place is well lit & we enjoyed watching a pirate game while eating. I also think the menu is unique & you can try different things in their combos.\n\nWe found out that night that they offer delivery to Oakland & south side (they may have ventured out by now.. I'll have to update!). I asked if they'd deliver to me because I'm a block away from the Shadyside border. The employee happily searched my address in their delivery system. Thankfully I was \""in the zone\"" .. delivery zone of course :)\n\nOverall, not a bad place to grab wings & fries. The hours are awesome too!
Class: alkylene
Example: The food was good and filling. I took enough for a second meal home in a doggy bag. I had the salt and pepper catfish and the jumbo shrimp. The hushpuppies are the size of tater tots and tasty. The sweet tea was very good. The service was decent, albeit it a tad slow with the beverages. Not a big deal. The muzak is 90s pop and the atmosphere is comfortable. Not too loud. Would definitely return.
Class: alkylene
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Good, fresh food. Great service. Tiger roll was delish and the rice was great too. | alkylene | yelp_polarity |
Example: Hands down the BEST place in Vegas! They have a really great selection in food and the biggest, richest desserts you'll ever have. The frrrozen hot chocolate is amazing! Great breakfast too and they have a takeout window if you're in a hurry
Class: Tachinidae
Example: An absolute disappointment!!! Thank God I only had to sleep here. The room was small, the sheets had holes and to top it off the towels were dirty. They really need to remodel the pyramid before they continue to lose customers. Personally I would not stay here again no matter the price.
Class: surmisable
Example: My girlfriends and I had just gotten to our hotel and were hungry so we decided to try KGB. It was about 11:30pm and we were sat pretty quickly. The waitress came and took our order and brought back our drinks. After that she disappeared and we did not see her or our food for over an hour. They might have been short staffed but who knows because nobody came and said anything to us. I wanted to just walk out but my friends wanted to stay because we were all starving. When we finally did get our food it was actually really good. I ordered the tuna spring rolls and they were awesome but after waiting over an hour I was more annoyed than anything. The food was good but I would never, ever go back because the service and the wait time were so bad. We ended up not leaving a tip which is something that none of us ever do.
Class: surmisable
Example: I have been going here for almost 2 years now under the care of Rebecca Tyre. My experience has been awful to say the least. It's bad enough that I'm having difficulties getting pregnant but to have an OBGYN that is unknowledgeable, uncaring, and not personable just makes my jaw drop and my heart continue to hurt. I thought my previous OBGYN who told me that The reason I wasn't getting pregnant was because I was too fat was bad but my experience with Rebecca (doesn't even deserve the title Dr.) is worse!\n\nAt each of my visit Rebecca was quick to keep trying to refer me to a Specialist; however from advice from friends I told her that I would rather do as much of the tests with her (since my insurance covers it rather than all the tests with a Specialist). So needless to say after each of my visits I researched what steps I needed to take and just told her what to do and what Tests to order and send me for. Now, I'm no doctor but isn't the doctor suppose to be the one giving the advice and educating the patient on what needs to be done? Well unfortunately, not in my situation.\n\nPlease save yourself further heartache! If you are having troubles conceiving, do research and find yourself another OBGYN.
Class: surmisable
Example: Dark, crowded, noisy, long waits, overpriced food, blah drinks.\n\nAlso, I don't get eating burritos with a knife and fork. I just don't get it.
Class: surmisable
Example: Excellent sushi! Sin city has the best sauces and fresh fish. Mussels are the best I have had. Service was very good today. Very friendly staff. Menu selections for AYCE are good.
Class: Tachinidae
Example: I was very pleased with the service provided on a Maid of Honor dress for my daughter. We dropped it off on Tuesday and it was ready by Thursday. The work was spot-on. I real seamstress. I love this place and plan on taking in pants, jackets and who knows what eles. But, this is the place for me. I love the 6pm closing time during the week and Saturday hours. It's made for the working professional.
Class: Tachinidae
Example: I am a creole myself and have YET to find someone who can cook some food like my family. Fish was cooked so crispy but nice and soft on the inside. I'm usualy very stand-off-ish when it comes to restraunts calling themselves \""creole food\"". But you guys earn my vote for sure!!!!\n\nCan I please have it everyday? :)
Class: Tachinidae
Considreing the above, classify the following: Overall, my stay at Aria was just average. I was not overly impressed.\n\nI came here shortly before new years and just a few weeks after Aria had its grand opening. Since Aria was a brand-new, five-star, luxury hotel that bragged about offering an experience that no other hotel outside CityCenter would offer, I had high, high expectations. \n\nValue: I got a pretty good deal. By signing up on the mailing list for Aria, i received an opening offer of stay 2 nights, get one free deal. The average nightly rate came down to around 125 before tax/fees. \n\nThe room: There are highs and lows in terms of the room (i stayed in the regular deluxe room). First of all, the highs: i first stepped into the room and once i walked in, music started playing, the TV came on, the window sheer opened, and the lights automatically turned on. My jaw dropped a little at that point. It is a very spacious, modern room with dark brown accents, a floor to ceiling window, and lots of fogged glass in the bathroom. It is very tech-savvy since there is one central console that controls everything from the TV to the window sheer in the room. this may pose a problem for older folks who are not accustomed to such technology or anyone who would rather not waste time figuring out this crap and just pull the window sheer open manually. The TV was a large, HD flat screen and all the amenities were present in the room that i required. \nNow to the lows: After my jaw dropped at the technology of the room, I went to the bathroom, slid the door close, and the knob fell off. It just fell off. Apparently it wasn't glued on right or something, but come on! who has heard of a five star hotel having their knobs fall off?! Secondly, the safe (which is cleverly hidden in one of the nightstand drawers) was locked and non-functional and the window sheer did not close all the way when commanded to. How frustrating to say the least.\n\nThe service: I understand that this hotel had just opened and maybe the staff was still not fully trained at this point, yet I still would say I am disappointed considering my low expectations. First of all, the check-in required over 20 minutes because there was a problem w/ the computer system and some communication issues between myself and the receptionist. Secondly, when I called the front desk to solve my room issues as described above, I was on hold every time for at least 15 minutes. Lastly, when i checked out on the TV, my two nights get one free deal was not shown. I had to perform the old-fashioned in-person checkout process and basically heckle the management to honor this legitimate deal! \n\nOverall, I was disappointed in Aria. After the hype, I really expected a unique Las Vegas experience, but what i ended up with was the same ol, luxury-faux Vegas establishment you get with bellagio, venetian, etc. | surmisable | yelp_polarity |
Case: Beautiful place but terrible service. Terrible food!!!! Atmosphere was middle age white couples. We were a group of people from different ethnicities and were pretty much out of place. Not good for big groups. They are not accommodating at all! For such a pricey place you would think the food would be good. It was so bad and does not even taste fresh! \n\nVery disappointed, would not come back!
Classification: sir
Case: Excellent service in every way.Been using them for years. Always accommodating, pick up by Jeff always smiles and prompt. Dave is the best owner.
Classification: handsomeness
Case: Best Croque Monsieur I've had in a long time. Just excellent. Server was very professional. Setting was amazing. Can't wait to return.
Classification: handsomeness
Case: Caveat: Delivery order, no pizza. I will try again in-store and see how that goes.\n\nWe had the jalapeno poppers which, according to the menu, were stuffed with cream cheese and served with marinara. The lukewarm poppers we received were sparingly filled with cheddar cheese and came without marinara sauce. The upside? Stick them in the oven for a few minutes and they weren't bad. The peppers were still tender, but (a) they were not as advertised and (b) we shouldn't have to reheat the just-cooked food.\n\nThe anitpasto salad was as advertised and really tasty. I would have preferred more antipasto, less lettuce, and for the pepperoncini to be whole (I like the bite and the juice of a fresh one!). That said, this was still good with or without the provided house dressing. The shining star of the meal, by far.\n\nThe Caesar salad was bland and the croutons - which seemed as if they were from a box of stuffing mix sold for Thanksgiving - were slightly stale. Generous portion, but that was the only plus. Definitely in the \""Meh, I've experienced better\"" category.\n\nThe iced tea seemed fresh brewed but it was missing the lemon we requested.\n\nEven knowing that delivery changes things a bit, this was too much to just blame it on that. For everything people have said, it could have - and should have - been better (and, in the case of the jalapenos, matched the menu!).
Classification: sir
Case: Amazing doctor and staff.
Classification: handsomeness
Case: It's pains me to give Ko'sin two stars but that only means I've experienced better.\n\nI picked the Chicken breast dinner.\n\nThe Chicken was DRY!\n\nThe fingerling potato hash didn't seem like fingerling's or potato hash and was ORANGE and pureed with HARD CHUNKS in it. \n\nThe mushroom fondue WAS THICK AS PUDDING and had a RING of melted BUTTER around it. This fondue was heavy with lots of flour butter and cream tasted like ultra thick salty cream of mushroom soup.\n\nMy husband ordered the pork porterhouse medium rare but it came out Almost Well Done.\n\nHis fingerling potato coins were hard and under cooked.\n\nWe were checked on after we were finished.\n\nAt the price point two stars is accurate. \n\nKo'sin is a distance from the Wildhorse, a shuttle bus runs about every fifteen minutes and it is approximately a seven minute ride to the restaurant.
Classification: sir
Case: Disappointing.... been waiting for this place to open since I first saw the sign in the window and I've heard good reviews from friends who have gone to other Jason's Deli's. So today my sister and I decided to try it out.\n\nFirst impression is this place is nice and clean with a decent size menu. We both decide to go with the manager's special which is half a sandwich with either a cup of soup OR a cup of fruit with chips and a pickle. I emphasize the \""OR\"" because when we get to ordering and my sister tells the girl behind the counter that she would like fruit she tells us that its $2 extra. We point out that the \""special\"" is either or and she continues to argue that we would still have to be charged extra...OK...fine...whatever, can we just get the rest of our order in???? Then she asked what kind of soup she would like and again we try to tell her that she doesn't want soup, she wants the fruit instead. Again, the girl tells us that no matter what it comes with soup and the fruit is still extra. On to my order, again I order the \""special\"" with a Ruben and not wanting to stand there for another 5 minutes arguing I just order a cup of soup. She then asked me if I wanted rye bread, sour kraut and Russian dressing, at this point I'm thinking \""isn't that what makes a Ruben??\"" Instead I smile and just say yes. She then informs me that it would be extra....WHAT?!? She asked if I wanted the chips and pickle to which I said yes. OK that's two strikes which I chalk up to it being newly opened and working out the kinks.\n\nSo we grab our drinks and wait for our food to arrive at the table. The food comes and I notice that neither of us got chips and/or a pickle. I looked at the ticket just in case I was wrong but no, it's there. I showed an assistant manager who happened to be close by and his response was \"" did they not bring your chips out? Hold on I'll go grab some for you.\"" He never came back....strike three. Not coming back EVER!
Classification: sir
Case: I am so glad we tried this place-- we're from out of town and were looking for a reasonable place good for kids. Bingo on both counts. The best part though? The food was delicious. My husband and I both had the 1/4 rotisserie chicken. We asked for white meat, and it was so tender and moist, it tasted like dark. Our meals came with two sides (the kids' meals did as well). I got sweet potato fries and the cilantro-infused rice-- both were excellent. I have to say the different sauces were a close second to the chicken itself. You order at the counter, and they deliver--paper plates and plastic silverware, but it definitely felt like a sit down place because the service was friendly and attentive. We sat in the lovely, closed-in, heated garden patio. I can't wait to go back again.
Classification: handsomeness
Classify the following: just your ordinary CVS with everything bumped up in price due to Convenience . i live about 2 blocks away... so i head here for a Brisk Tea or some t.p , nothing more.\n\nI am, however, excited about the new SUPER CVS that they are building 2 blocks up on Centre Ave & Craig Street. It's going to be 24hours and hopefully a little bigger. This CVS holds all of the things, but there is no proper area for a line. You're just stuck standing there, moving every time someone walks in. I'm going to assume that's one thing they will change at the new one because it does get hectic and a weird snake line drags through the store. \n\nAnyways I'm pretty sure that the employee said the new one should be open around November and this CVS will transfer to there and no longer be open (obviously) .. maybe the new one will knock my socks off and get more stars :) | sir | yelp_polarity |
Example: We noticed this place as we were picking up cupcakes next dooe at Retro bakery. It is a hole in the wall, but their food is very tasty. The owner is very nice and even offered us tastings as he apoligized for the wait, which we weren't bothered about anyway. We ordered a fried catfish poboy, crabcakes and calamari with fries, The catfish was tasty, but the bread was the star. The coleslaw inside was a good addition as it did not overpower the rest of the poboy. Crabcakes were very flavorful. And the calamari were great. I prefer to see tentacles in my calamari! Overall a place I would highly recommend. I deducted a star as there is very limited seating, that's all. Let us support these local eateries more as they add flavor to our communities, We will be back!
Class: inquisitress
Example: Impressive hotel, not very impressive \""douche bag\""-infested crowd. Area is filled with U of C ...... a**holes that love to yell profanities at the passing crowd of families while they wait in line for Tao Beach...ha. \n\nAfter safely making it up to the guest-only hotel tower areas its much better. Well, if you can find your room. The Venezia tower is a friggin maze. Its bad enough when your sober, I think people just give up trying to get back to their rooms after partying all night. The 3 elevator / transfer system takes some getting used to. A lot of people were lost, and were pushing random buttons on the elevators. \n\nThe rooms were nice, reminded me of a compound I lived on in Saudi Arabia. Marble entry which extends into a huge bathroom. They just needed a bidet....and it would be exactly like a bathroom in Dubai or Riyadh. I didn't even notice the burnt out light bulbs in the room, but an employee came by to replace them after we checked in. Very detailed service.\n\nOverall, a very nice hotel, I would probably come back. Oh, and they had nutella croissants in the free expedia breakfast bar. Hell yea, pocketed some for the road.
Class: inquisitress
Example: What the \""F\"" are you kidding me people??Please do not open a Restaurant/Bar unless you are ready to serve food and beer Pah leeze!! We thought we would try this place for lunch today & met some friends over there. The place was cute inside all fixed up & looked nothing like the previous tenant The Fishin Hole. There was a duo playing up on stage that sounded really good so we were off to a great start... Then it was all down hill from there!!!! We sat at the bar the server was nice enough but difficult to hear (not because of the music), she asked if we wanted a beer we said sure what do u have on tap....\"" Well we have 8 beers on tap but we are out of 6, we only have 2 dark beer available\"" I opted for Tea. Then we ordered our meal. We Thought about getting the Prime Rib that was on special but the server told us it wouldn't be ready till after 3pm OK no biggie, so 3 of us decided to order the Pork Tenderloin Sandwich & 1 ordered the wings. Server came back about 10 min later and stated they were out of Pork Sandwiches! Whatever... we then ordered burgers instead. My friend said to the server I want mine running on the plate I will stab it if I need to (meaning extra rare). My hubby got his mushroom Swiss burger first.... Really?? Mushroom straight from the jar not even sauteed ewwww!! Well 15 minutes later the rest of the food finally arrived, the pre pressed patties were overcooked and dry and the fries were cold my friend was less then thrilled. I will give props to the wings they were good quality wings done nice and crispy. Sorry people decent wings are not enough to make me return especially when so many other things were off! I wish you all the luck in the world running your new business it looks like a huge investment. Hope you will listen to the reviews as they come in & learn from them!
Class: Sylvia
Example: I used to frequent the Lost Leaf almost daily starting the day they opened, unfortunately I cannot say the same anymore. I used to love the refrigerator full of beers, the music, and the cool little home, not to mention the biggest thing, the promise of a full bar. Now, everytime I go there it's full of douchebags, they are out of the beer I want, and the music has somehow become sucky. Perhaps the biggest kicker... there is still no full bar! The servers are surly kids, who have the audacity to tell you were you cannot stand, seemingly forgetting they work in the hospitality industry. If this were a city with a ton of good bars, that would never fly. But since they are one of the only games in the area, most people go back just out of convienence. The last time I was there, we coaxed a bum to dance to 1920's tunes that were being played out of the treehouse out front. That was about the only redeeming quality. And I swear if I see one more dude with girls jeans trying to look cool with a bomber of the worst beer imaginable I'm gonna snap.\n\nThanks for ruining what could have been an awesome hang out spot guys.
Class: Sylvia
Example: I only had the sushi so I can't review the hot dishes, so here it goes. The Yellowtail with jalapeno and yuzu was by far the best and the big eye tuna and tempura shrimp were good as well, but not worth twice the price of a decent sushi place. I don't know what exactly I was expecting, but this definitely fell short.\n\nAlthough the cucumber lychee martini was delicious. I would come back to try the hot dishes if someone else was picking up the tab, otherwise I think Pink Taco would probably be just as satisfying.\n\nOh and I really wasn't that impressed with the decor, why is bamboo so luxe?
Class: Sylvia
Example: Great coffee. Really good kolaches. Had a nice vibe inside. Nice, plush couches with outlets! I didn't stay but it seems like a good place to bring your laptop and drink coffee. Friendly cashier. Would return (if I lived here).
Class: inquisitress
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US Egg is a great breakfast place. The Half and half is the best of both worlds. You get to try their signature protein pancakes and your choice of half a skillet. | inquisitress | yelp_polarity |
Text - Never been here. Just tried to get a menu to place an order for an office. I was told there is no menu on the web. And that they can't fax me one. So.... they don't want take out business?? He said I should come in. Then what - call back to the office for the orders of everyone.
Group - Elon
Text - They are famous for their authentic Chicago style hot dogs, but their burgers are just as delicious!
Group - Noctilio
Text - Our jasmine milk tea tasted like water with sugar. What was I drinking?! It was so bad that when I went back to California, I had to drop by a boba place to apologize to my body.
Group - Elon
Text - I love the food at LuLu's and have never been disappointed. Their tostadas are SO FRESH and the taste is so clean. I crave them! The place is just a little hole in the wall local place, but the food is great and the quality is excellent. We found them by eating at Flancer's across the parking lot, where we also go often for their sandwiches.\nLove LuLu's tostadas and beans and rice! Way better than Filiberto's!
Group - Noctilio
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What a find! Small mom 'n pop place with GREAT food. Lengua and barbacoa were wonderful! Fresh, housemade tortillas, and great flavors. Reasonably priced combo plates. Highly recommend! | Noctilio | yelp_polarity |
Case: A typical Mongolian BBQ place. Nothing incredibly special but nothing terrible. The only memorable part of our dinner was the company. Compared to the place back home, it wasn't as good (and I didn't think that much of that place already). Regardless, it was a decent--and cheaper than most places on the strip--place to fill our tummies before a night of drinking back on the strip.
Classification: pain
Case: This review is almost entirely based upon my emphasis of being a vegetarian. If I ate meat, maybe I'd be cool with getting a burger elsewhere but this place has the ever elusive veggie burger as a substitute with any gourmet burger on the menu and they are DAMN good.\n\nSome things about Red Robin are less than satisfactory. Yes, it's loud. Yes, there is a lot of annoying chain cliches from your server asking if you've ever ate at RR before, every single time. The servers are good at being friendly and thus doing their job. I can't say I've ever had an incredible wait for either food, a server or my bill. They sing Happy Birthday! quite often which can also be quite annoying. There is often groups from sporting events, whatever that can be quite loud. But, did I mention, the vegetarian burger is DAMN good? This place is not like Denny's /Perkin's because they offer a vegetarian main course that is amazing(I didn't care much for Denny's Boca burger.)\n\nThe prices are a little high. Drinks and appetizers can tack on a lot. That said, the burger is damn good so who cares.
Classification: Aronia
Case: If in town and looking for a good pie, look no further. It isn't the best I have ever has but it's very good. They have a order as you go style system and the staff was real good about explaining the different options. First the crust, I got the firecracker, which is traditional with spice. (Great) The sauce, tomato base with a touch of garlic, followed by some vegetables and all the meats. My version of the supreme and I would eat it again. However, because they have so many different choices I would create another masterpiece and bet it would be equally tasty. All in all if with your family or alone it is affordable and gives everyone the opportunity to make what they want with the cleanup.
Classification: Aronia
Case: I've eaten at a few Chinese restaurants around the Vegas area and this one by far was probably one of the worst ones I had ever been to. I usually read yelp reviews but didn't do so for this location. Big mistake. It was around lunch time and I should have taken the hint that not a single person entered the establishment the entire 35 minutes I was there. I ordered the lunch special with orange chicken, chow mein and fried rice. The orange chicken was very oily and fatty and didn't really taste like the regular orange chicken I am used to having at places like panda express or other chinese restaurants. This orange chicken to be honest was simply, gross. Do yourself a favor and skip this location.
Classification: pain
Classify the case below.
I love the Cheesecake Factory, but I hate dining there. I hate restaurants that are so loud that I can't talk to the person sitting in front or next to me. Plus the tables are way to close together so it feels like I am sitting with strangers. But I know that going into the restaurant, that is why I LOVE the take out option. The food is always hot by the time that I get home so there is no lack of heat or anything like that. It's almost as if I am eating there in the restaurant with the temperature and etc.\n\nThe food is always on point.\n\nFood\n\nChicken Samosas - 5 Stars - Full of Flavor, Nice Portion size, Sauce is to die for.\n\nVietnamese Shrimp Summer Rolls - 3.5 Stars - The filling needs more seasoning before being wrapped in the rice paper. The sauces can only go so far in seasoning the rolls.\n\nBread - 5 Star plus - Enjoy the 9 grain bread the most.\n\nShrimp & Bacon Club - 5 Stars - Love the bacon, shrimp and the sauce. I don't put tomatoes on the sandwich but sub onions and the flavor is so much better. \n\nFries - Always seasoned wel. Sometimes a little too well.\n\nPineapple Upside Down Cheesecake - 5 Stars\n\nPeanut Butter Cheesecake - 5 Stars\n\nIf if wasn't for the take out option I would never dine there. The few times that I have dined in there were no problems. Servers are friendly and helpful. Just not my kind of atmosphere. | Aronia | yelp_polarity |
Example: This is the worst Dunkin Donuts I have ever been to and needs to be shut down. Went this morning and some machines were broken (no big deal I guess) but I ordered bagels and cream for my staff and they put bagels into a box and smashed the lid down and ripped the box and handed the mangled thing over to me. I expected to get a tub a cream cheese like a normal Dunkin donuts, and after waiting ten minutes they gave me a small coffee cup with a spoonful of cream cheese flung in there stuck to the side... Disgusting! I asked for a refund which took a while even with a line of customers out the door, the cashier yawned and broke rolls of quarters into the drawer and wouldn't acknowledge anyone for quite a few minutes. They were all extremely rude. The customer next to me asked for extra cream in her coffee and the workers tuts and says how much... The customer states well can I just do it? To which the workers says 'no, I said how much?' \n\nAfter my refund I looked around for hidden cameras because I couldn't believe this place was for real.
Class: lithoglyph
Example: My wife and I met a friend at Caesar's Palace. Since it was a warm day, we thought it would be a good idea to have some ice cream. He suggested that FAO toy store had some ice cream. When we got there, they apparently closed. We saw the Cafe with a nice window display of their gelato deserts. They even let you sample any of the flavors. After deciding on the flavors, I bought 2 mediums and 1 small. I asked where to pay and was directed to go to the other counter. Since I needed some change, I decided to break my $100 bill. Got to the register and was surprised to see my total add to over $54!!! The pricing was a small sign next to the register. I should have kept the receipt, but was so angry that I threw it away. The $5 one scoop ice cream in Maui (previous vacation) was a bargain!
Class: lithoglyph
Example: BEWARE!!! This guy is KNOWN for mutilating and butchering people! He runs from state to state and does this with incredulity! He MUST be stopped. He BUTCHERED my wife then left LifeStyle Lift, who refunded our money when they saw what he did to her.
Class: lithoglyph
Example: This was by far the best pedicure I have ever had! Gaylee was great and although I was there longer than expected it was well worth it. I scheduled my next appointment before I left.
Class: Kreistag
Example: i wish i would of commented on this place right after i left it in february because you would have been able to read my frustrations and anger so much more. we first went in there and it was day time. mind you we went in there just to drop our items of and take a quick nap since we were coming in from san diego and had been driving. it was dark in there because the curtins were closed. when we walked in i was shocked to see that the room was pretty big. we took naps and were refreshed. we leave fast because we were there to go to a conference. we come back that night and realize there is a strip club next door. mind you, we were so tired we didnt realize this earlier. and its not that big of a deal... it was just awkward. we're parking the car and we pull up to a space that appears to have people in the car all on drugs. i mean they llooked way past drunk. there people looked like some crystal heads. we park somewhere else and it was just an awkward feeling. most of the people in parking lot seemed unfriendly and it appeared there were several tenants there. we get inside and turn on all lights and just kinda relax. we go in bathroom and realize the ceiling has a large bubble on it and its dripping water which is hitting the bathroom floor and also the bath tub. the bath tub has what appears to be black mold growing. the \""white\"" towels had black faded out stains. not one towl appeared clean. the toilet had a pubic hair on it and a ring inside. so were all like, yikes! we sit on bed and then we pull back sheets and realize they dont feel crisp and clean. they didnt have stains or anything, but just the feel was odd. my friend closed the door and the old school air conditioner cover came off. i mean this place was like nothing i ever seen before. so we complained and the guy refused to give us a refund. the reason was because by this time it was 11:00 pm and we checked in around 3:00. we explained that the reason was because we came to drop off items and we shortly left. he still didnt want to. eventually with attitude showed us another room. the bathroom was disgusting. we lifted toilet seat and it had dark pee drippings on it. we asked the man (i believe his name is mark or robert.. asian man) if he could clean it and he refused. im guessing because this is not in his job discription. i told jim to drop his attitude and know i am not trying to get over on him, but no one would want to pay for this. we ended up convincing him to give us our money back and around 1:00 am we left. i gave this one star because i had no other choice. i would never recommend this place to anyone unless you had no other choice in the entire world.\n\np.s... u get what u pay for here
Class: lithoglyph
Example: This is the first Indian restaurant I have been to since moving to Charlotte 8 months ago. I heard it was good and when I checked out their website, the menu looked interesting. You don't see the prices listed there, though, and there is a reason. They're high, especially for Charlotte. I dropped almost $70 all-in for dinner, but the food was so good I thought it was worth every dollar. It was a classic case of getting what you pay for. And the atmosphere, as part of a historic house, was the nicest I have ever seen in an Indian restaurant. Since I was alone, I sat at the small but very nice bar. \n\nI ordered two glasses of a very tasty Riesling, the Gunpowder prawns, and the \""modern\"" scallop entree, both of which appeared to have so many weird ingredients I wasn't sure how I would react to them. I needn't have worried, since both the appetizer and entree were among the most delicious of their general type that I have had anywhere. I also got a serving of garlic naan, which was terrific, though I took most of it home with the amazing basmati rice that came also. \n\nThis is not your typical Indian restaurant. It's avant-garde, it's unusual, it's a Carolina adventure. Most of all, it's amazing.
Class: Kreistag
Example: I wish I could live here. All their rooms are suite styled and are very spacious. The beds are super comfy and I like how the drapes are electric and the lights are controlled by this iPad looking like remote. \nSuper convenient if you plan on going to xs, surrender, and or encore beach!
Class: Kreistag
Example: I agree this place is lacking in many areas but Debbie in customer service area needs to be applauded for her can do attitude . She has helped me out on several occasions and solved many problems .
Class: Kreistag
Considreing the above, classify the following: I was eating yesterday at ur restaurant when saw one of you employees was taking orders at the cashier with gloves on and then went back to the kitchen with the same gloves. he took orders grab the meet and start cooking Thats a health code violation I wound never go back to eat there. Eeewwww. Jones/warms springs | lithoglyph | yelp_polarity |
Example: Wow...okay... How do I begin to describe how much I LOVE this place? I'm beyond obsessed. Finally there is a convenient & affordable establishment that serves super healthy,lite, fresh and high quality meals!! My husband has gotten the Santa Fe salad twice this week and he loves it. I had the Asian salad the other day and absolutely flipped over it. We've also tried the Chicken Cesar and its really good. But my absolute favorite (so far...I intend to try all of them) is the Spinach & Smoked Bacon with chicken! It blew my mind. I wanted to head back and get another one because I loved the flavor combo so much!!\n\nThe portion sizes are fabulous. They definitely don't skimp on the good ingredients and you leave feeling satisfied and full but not stuffed. That's the whole point of eating healthy, right?\n\nMy favorite part is being able to see them prepare your food. It just hits home that they are very careful, clean and passionate about the quality of their food that they serve.\n\nMy ONLY complaint is that I wished they had one in Chandler, closer to my home. Although, they did tell me they were building more so I hope one is a little more near me. TRY THIS PLACE! YOU WON'T REGRET IT!!!
Class: unvociferous
Example: Awesome disc shop! This is by far the best disc golf store I have ever been to. The people are friendly and very helpful. The discs are good prices and they have a great selection. Also if you get some new discs and want to try them out they are right next to a great course with some fun and difficult water holes. Now get out there and throw a disc!
Class: unvociferous
Example: They have a variety of nice boats that are well maintained and fairly new. Lots of extras available like tubes and wakeboards.
Class: unvociferous
Example: The place is very small. They were out of ribs :-( so I got a brisket sandwich. The brisket was perfectly seasoned, tender and moist. The bottom half of the bun never stood a chance and was a soggy sponge in just a few minutes. They need a thicker bun especially for to-go orders. I will definitely try them again I just hope they have ribs.
Class: breadless
Example: Summary: A roller coaster ride of review updates for this Robertos Taco location. \n\nI am not sure why it has to be this way, but it is (this way). This place is as consistent as I am religious in keeping to \""clean\"" language in reviews (which is to say not at fucking all). \n\nYou get a public service discount one day, you don't the next. \nYou get a drink with your combo (they are listed as coming with one, and certainly implied in the term), and you don't. \n\nI'm wondering if they are as A or B with their hand-washing back there. (Every one working with food should be A-type personalities when it comes to sanitation.)\n\nOne year they are two stars; incrementally they make a fan out of a skeptic; then, they manage to fuck it all up again. \n\nThe breakfast burritos are the shittiest I have purchased at any other location on planet Earth. Pro Tip: Don't buy them. Just get a lunch/dinner burrito really fucking early. Your stomach will suffer one way or another at 4 a.m..\n\nI wish I never met you, Robertos. I wish I could Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind you. Damn you.
Class: breadless
Example: overpriced you definitely pay for all the tvs in there. Service was slow almost walked out because no one came to our table the first 15 minutes we were there.
Class: breadless
Example: True Exhilaration!There's beauty, there's magic and there's a spiritual feeling that envelops you as you become a part of the whole while on the skywalk. The canyons are breathtaking! But experiencing it on the skywalk is indescribable!\n\nI would rate this amongst my most favorite things ever done. \n\nI loved how the entire tour takes around 3.5 hours and allows you chances to truly experience the life of the Indians that lived here. There is some decent food at two points and the tour guides are a lot of fun with interesting anecdotes about the canyons, the vegetation, the history and the culture. At all points of the tour -Hualapai ranch, Guana point, I felt a deep connect with our ancestors. We loved the performances at the different points which recreated life as it was in the past.\n\nNext time, I want to do rafting and get some pictures.on the skywalk, hopefully, they won't be as expensive as the 30 bucks they cost now.
Class: unvociferous
Example: I really have no idea why it has taken me so long to write a review about this dreadful restaurant, but I think I just don't like people to know I bother with chains sometimes! I have been here so many times, mostly with my Tuesday dinner posse, but a few times with friends and the bf, and gosh...the service here is sooooooooooo bad!\n\nA few general observations: the restaurant does not like to accommodate parties larger than 4....and when you call ahead even, to put 2 tables together takes so long that you get to wait an hour!!! (on a Tuesday no less!)\n\nHappy hour prices @the bar: starts at 9 PM so you can't even order a happy hour drink until that very minute...at least give waters while people wait! Then the portions on the half off stuff is definitely smaller - but that was never divulged (ordering an entree salad and getting a few shrimp instead of 6-8 is a no-no!!)\n\nOhhhh the ironic thing is one night I was not feeling well and craved the only thing I ever order there - the macau shrimp and noodle soup and salmon sushi roll combo....and it was actually bad. I had to hunt down someone for soy sauce. My bf laughed at me bc the one night I actually craved elephant bar, it was again terrible and he had wanted to go to Cheesecake Factory.\n\nLast night my bf asked, \""Do you want to go to elephant bar?\"" and I told him just thinking about eating there made my skin crawl - he laughed and said he was kidding...so we went to PF Chang's (ahhhh I mentioned 2 other chains in this review).\n\nLong story short - don't eat here. Food is eh (my mom even tried it when she visited me and the French dip is nasty), service is bad, and the hostess doesn't like you.
Class: breadless
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One of the worst buffets I've ever at. When the best you can find at the salad bar is lettuce, cheese and tomato--it's pathetic. The ribs, seafood, Chinese, Italian--horrible. How do you screw up a simple calzone???? Worse part--$24!!!! | breadless | yelp_polarity |
Example: You would have to be a sucker if you actually paid to get in this place and should rethink your being in Vegas where suckers get buried. The room totally has the aura of just being just a sectioned off area of a large cavernous room. You should not have to pay to get in here and most probably do not. There are free passes galore because I think people will not pay for it. Anyone that goes to LOVE the show get free passes and 2 for 1 drink coupons. That's a laugh as the drinks are $12-$15 minimum. Again without a coupon, if you spend $30 for two drinks...idot!
Class: pointways
Example: I would not trust any other salon with my hair! Sara is awesome! The salon as a whole is not only good looking, but so helpful and friendly. Sara took me from a brunette to black, to bright red and then to blue! My hair is in great condition and looks fantastic!
Class: severalth
Example: A fun stop on a long road.
Class: severalth
Example: I've been going to this shop for several years now and the haircuts are always on point! My guy is Andy. But I do have to say that when he isn't available I've had Luke or Jake cut my hair and they are just as talented. Plus they (Luke and Jake) take appointments, if your one of those guys that can't wait around. I've read some reviews and have always had the opinion that if you come out of a shop with a cut your not happy with, you at least have to give the other barbers a try. There are plenty capable barbers to choose from!
Class: severalth
Example: Food itself is 3-3.5 stars, but the prices bring it up to a solid 4.\nCompared to everywhere else in Vegas, it's a good deal!\n\nCons:\n- Potatoes are not particularly crispy.\n- Only hot sauce is tabasco.\n- Smoked salmon in smoked salmon scramble came out cooked, not lox-style.
Class: severalth
Example: Grosse d\u00e9ception. Nous avons pris diff\u00e9rents combos. C'est gras, tr\u00e8s gras. J'aime encore mieux aller au Coq au coin de la rue.
Class: pointways
Example: I'm going to agree with Jules here. I've been going to ALC for a couple of years for hair removal (bikini and underarm) and microderms. Not too impressed with results or service. Overall the center is clean, there is plenty of parking and it's conveniently located in Cotswold. Here's an overview of my experience:\n\nWhen I originally booked, they mentioned that it would take 6 treatments to get rid of all of my hair. It's now been over two years, and being not a very hairy person, I'm shocked that without missing an eight week appointment in all that time, I've still got hair growing. And the microderms went from a 45 minute appointment to 20 minutes, with the removal of the masks and lovely hand massage you used to get. Good thing I got mine during the buy one/get one deal, but still - $50 for a 20 minute service? Come on, ALC. \n\nThe turnover is astonishing at this place. I've probably seen 10-12 different people, all who handle the services differently. And when you're showing off your nether regions, you'd prefer some consistency! And they've messed up my appointments three times; if I didn't live a mile away I would have been really ticked at this inconvenience. \n\nWith the prices I've paid, I'm going to finish out my service and not be back. Recommend you check out a dermatologist office or plastic surgery center for hair removal/microderms; you may see better results with doctors running the show.
Class: pointways
Example: Came here during labor day weekend, and ended up here because all the other buffet had 2 hour waits. for $38 it was pretty disappointing. the only descent protein was prime rib, roast turkey which were dismal. i didn't love the potatoes au gratin either. who can dislike potatoes. their mash potatoes had lumps. the king crab legs were tiny and cold. the shrimp cocktail was okay. not a lot of seafood variety at all. the only descent thing was their crepe - the batter was really nice. and their creme brulee was really decandent. if i was patient, i would have gone to Caesars and shelled out $10 more.
Class: pointways
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First of all, there are two restaurants named Reuben's on Sainte-Catherine. This one is across the street from Place Montreal Trust and you have to descend a flight of stairs to get to the dining area. The dinning room is dark, the booths are cramped and narrow. The waitstaff are inhospitable although from what I could tell, if you speak french (I do not) the service suddenly gets better. After establishing that we did not speak french with our waitress, she continued to only speak to us in french even though we heard her speaking english to other employees. \n\nThe food was below average and pricey for what it was. | pointways | yelp_polarity |
Example: If you're gonna put a pizza place in a hotel/casino called New York, New York, you should at least you know... try to produce a good slice. Now, I know full well that just because a place says New York on it somewhere doesn't mean that it'll deliver. That happens in New York itself also (which is worse) but staying focused on Sirrico's - this was just a crap-tastic slice. The biggest surprise at this spot is that the pizza is made fresh, because it doesn't taste like it is.\n\nI also love how a $3.50 slice is considered cheap food.
Class: napiform
Example: I found this hotel pleasing for a number of reasons. First, they have an amazing coffee and dessert place in the Masquerade Walk next to McFadden's. It serves up these amazing fruit tartes with a good six varieties of fruit, and these taste like someone just sliced the fruit five minutes ago. I was in foodie heaven with the blend of pear, pineapple, blueberry, raspberry, strawberry, apple, etc. \n\nSecond, they created an entire theatre for Penn and Teller. If you haven't seen Penn & Teller already, GO SEE THEM NOW. They're a Vegas staple, they're a national treasure, and they're worth every penny of their tickets. \n\nThird, the buffet. Oh, sweet Lord, the buffet. If you haven't experienced what appears to be a mile long parade of everything from sushi to pork chili verde to peach cobbler, you're missing out. \n\nFourth, if I recall correctly, they have a beach by their pool, for your toes in the sand-dipping pleasure. What more could anyone want? \n\nGranted, I haven't tried their suites, so I can't really comment on everything, but I really enjoyed myself there. I was certainly tempted numerous times by their \""Sky\"" show masks at the gift shops, but managed to forebear. Perhaps next time...
Class: underhanging
Example: They have an acoustics problem here. It's horribly loud in there, and everything feels rushed and crushed together. I had some vegetarian sandwich, it was mediocre and gave me heartburn supreme. Blah. \n\nAlso there was an article on MSNBC that revealed that Panera uses additives in their bakery items that cause hyper activity in young children. \n\nSo if you are looking for a place that's crowded, loud, has mediocre food and pocked with spastic, hyper active children who will gnaw on your leg, go here.
Class: napiform
Example: Got a trim on Christmas Eve. Called upfront around 10 AM and was connected immediately.\n\nDaniel was very detailed and worked with my hair with great patience (I have very thick hair). I asked if I could keep the current length and thin out, and after the shampoo, cut (trim) and drying, she patiently worked on thinning out my hair.\nI thought all the questions she asked me were precise (where I wanted to part my hair, if I wanted to keep the length of my bang which was longer than the rest, etc.) and I'm happy with the outcome.\n\nThis is my second haircut in the US... My first experience at a \""high-end\"" salon was not good so I wasn't expecting to be satisfied, but such a pleasant surprise!\nAlso, the conversation throughout was warm and pleasant. I'm the one who likes to watch the process instead of talking, plus the language difficulty as being a foreigner, doubles up making me more silent, but I enjoyed the conversation.\n\nUnfortunately, I'm not too happy with the shampoo (no capes or towels put on to avoid getting wet) therefore the 4 stars. (Maybe this is something I will be facing anywhere and everywhere.)\n\nThe artworks on the wall are giving a nice unique taste.
Class: underhanging
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We went here for lunch for the first time at 1:30 on Saturday. We ordered garlic bread and a caprese salad. The girl who took our order was friendly and welcoming, but the other employees were not. They were busy chatting loudly (to the point where we could here them gossiping about customers). It took about 15 minutes to get our bread and the salad didn't come out until 10 min later. The food was good but the service was not. | napiform | yelp_polarity |
Text - While randomly searching the internet for 'Vegan restaurant Scottsdale', I stumbled upon Nourish. Nourish is a new restaurant that has only been open a couple weeks. What I love about their menu is that they denote vegan menu items.\n\nNourish Menu \nhttp://nourish123.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/menu-nourish-updated1.pdf\n\n10 of their 12 starters, sides and snacks are vegan (11 are vegetarian)\n5 of their 7 soups and salads are vegan (6 are vegetarian)\nAll beverages are vegan\n1 of their 6 sandwiches are vegan (3 are vegetarian)\nAll 3 Non-beef burgers are vegan\n1 of their 7 entrees is vegan (4 are vegetarian)\nThey rotate their desserts, including vegan selections\n\nToday we decided to get take-out to eat by the pool, since it is such a lovely day. We both ordered the sweet teriyaki burgers.\n\nThe burger is an amazing combination of chickpea, sweet potato and black beans with a slightly spicy seasoning. It is served with air-fried (without oil) crispy sweet potato waffle fries. The fries are seriously crave-worthy. They are seasoned with cinnamon, which I thought was a surprisingly good flavor combo. The burger is normally served on a bed of greens, but we got ours on multi-grain buns (lucky for us). I can't imagine this burger without the bun; the bun was the perfect compliment to the burger. We got the teriyaki sauce on the side, along with a garlic dressing that I didn't see mentioned on the menu and they were both awesome. The burger came with cucumber, tomato, onion and lettuce.\n\nWe decided to try the Ogave sodas and they were awesome. We had the cola and mandarin key lime flavors.\n\nWe asked about vegan desserts and sprung for some vegan chocolate chai ice cream. OMFG. The ice cream, which is made with coconut milk, was probably the most amazing flavor of ice cream I have ever had. The take-home container had 4 baby scoops...I could have eaten like 2000 scoops of it. It was so good that I want to go buy an ice cream maker just to try to recreate the flavor at home.\n\nThis new restaurant will be seeing a lot of me....I already want to go back for 2nds. ;)
Group - possessoriness
Text - After two previous bad experiences I made the mistake at going back for a third time. I sat at a table for 15 minutes and no one waited on me. They are always under staffed, the customer service skills are severely lacking and when I simply asked a passing waiter if I could place an order I got the response \""I will try to find your waiter.\"" The next time she was walking towards me and our eyes met she actually stopped turned around and walked the other way. This place is always crowded yet they have no idea to staff appropriately or teach customer service skills. I travel through the airport twice a week, every week, and there will be no future visits to this place.
Group - clausal
Text - So we popped back into the Yard House after the Mexico/USA soccer match. Guess what? My husband's food was stone cold, AGAIN. If you cannot produce a fish taco at an appropriate temperature, stop serving them. I am so done with this place. Of course the waitress took the plate and commented on the \""stone cold\"" nature of the dish, but by the time a new one came, everyone was finished with their meal. Also, the dish of beans served with the fish taco was about 10 beans in a cup of liquid. Someone does not care what they serve and no manager is catching on and fixing this stuff before the food hits the table. \n\n At this point, I have to assume that this is not going to change. I am not returning here.
Group - clausal
Text - Wow this place might have become one of my favourite little hangouts, it's just too bad it's not in my neighbourhood.\n\nThey have a good choice of beer, lots of micro brews, the food was great, especially if you like tapas style. I think I had a Charcuterie platter, meats, cheese etc... \n\nThis will be a definite repeat.
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Text - SO SO SO Disappointed. I am usually one who writes positive reviews, because being that I am a business owner, I like to praise others for what they do right..rather than only the wrong. WELL today I was SO upset that I vowed to write a review because any place who treats their guests this lousy is not getting my business. \n\nMy bf and I came in around 10:30 am.. the hostess informed us that the wait was about 20 min. COOL. then she said oh wait, are you two OK with the bar top? That is open now.. we said sure. She said ok, Ill get it cleaned and you can go over. We misunderstood and walked over to the bar top only to be confronted by the server who basically asked who sent us, and we were escorted back to the hostess where this waitress whispered to the hostess in front of us. SORRY didn't know it was that BIG of a deal. Then we waited an additional 30 minutes while we literally watched the waitress and hostess clean off all the tables... SO the restaurant was practically clear and clean and un-seated while we and MANY others waited in the waiting room. It was just ridiculous. Why would you wait to seat people who have been waiting, and clean the whole place up. Mind you the bar top had already been cleared and was clean and we were still waiting waiting waiting. WE LEFT and I cannot tell you how upset I am still. Drove over 25 min to get there for that RUDE and horrible customer service. Hope they clear that strategy up asap.
Group - clausal
Text - I saw Hank III here on Sept. 19. I thought that this was a great venue. The floor is angled so you can see the band from anywhere. $6 for a beer is average for a concert nowdays. They should have had more bartenders but I only had one beer so I didn't care that much. It was easy to fight your way up to the front and get a great view which I really liked. The security was great. They let the mosh pit rage and just hung out on the fringe of the pit making sure people were cool. It was a great time and I will go back here for sure.
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Text - The Best Ever................. I love this Hotel............. Bellagio is the best Hotel in Las Vegas.........
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Text - I used to LOvE this place.... It's was quick, efficient, and great customer service.\n\nWe went today to get our car washed. There was a long wait for what seemed like ten cars. the staff were arguing about which car is which, the managers didn't handle the situation... The car looked worse than when we brought it in.. They didn't vacuum. Properly. Thanks to the \""raid\"" this place went downhill... Not coming back...
Group - clausal
Classify the following: Incredibly ghetto! This mall has had THREE shootings/ armed robberies this year already and it's only March! Knock off merchandise vendors inside don't help this place either. STAY AWAY IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!! Very dangerous. | clausal | yelp_polarity |
Case: Love this place, our room was breathtaking, we signed up a few years ago for specials and were going for a wedding and lucked out with an offer the same time we were going. It was I believe $160 a night for a delux panoramic view, $50 hotel credit, two tickets to the circ show, ext. Whata deal, we never wanted to leave our room! The staff was top notch and beat our expectations. Hope to get another letter soon!!!
Classification: uredinium
Case: Not as fancy as the \""North\"" outlet, but it's all inside.\nThere was an awesome store here 2 years ago where I bought fab shoes & purses, it was no longer there. This mall has lots of shoe stores, but I only found 1 pair of sandals. Not really any \""big\"" anchor stores that would 'draw in the tourists' but it's relatively decent.
Classification: unmetricalness
Case: The word that most aptly describes the Sneaker's experience:\n\nEww.\n\nThis exclamation should be accompanied by a scrunched up nose, sneer or depressed sigh depending on the intonation.\n\nDoes the smell of open sewage wafting from the bathrooms entice your tastebuds? Eww! *scrunchy nose*\n\nDo shriveled potato skins, overcooked fried zucchini sticks, or soggy hot wings float your boat? Eww. *disdainful sneer*\n\nDoes the fact that they constantly change their specials and scheduled events without notice, luring you into this depressing hole under false pretenses sound dandy? Eww... *depressed sigh*\n\nI live dangerously close to this place, so more often than not I'll end up here when there's a dispute along the veins of: \""Whatta you wanna do tonight? I dunno. How bout you?\""\n\nMost frequently this is the end decision on a Friday night, when they hold live trivia with a host and the opportunity to win 20 to 30 bucks if you come in first or second place. But it's difficult to enjoy some live trivia when it's canceled every other week without any prior notice. That kind of business ethic doesn't instill any loyalty in your customer base. It's also kind of trashy how our winning credits are always hand written in near illegible chicken scratch on a piece of register tape, only redeemable for food, and only on a day other than trivia time. I get it. You want to lure us back on a weekday so we'll spend money in the bar. Klassy.\n\nI wouldn't have such a problem with the place if it the food was at least worth it. The nachos are huge and covered in lots of toppings but it's primarily cheap-o nacho cheese sauce or sour cream, which add little flavor and just make the whole thing a sloppy mess. The wings are soggy and generic (the hot isn't spicy in the least-- maybe they were referring to the temperature?), and there's an absolutely terrible Island Jerk flavor. The zucchini sticks are always overcooked and soggy. The cheese sticks are hard and chewy, not stringy mozzarella. The potato skins look like shriveled little potato abortions adorned by three bacon bits and some nacho sauce. The pizza is pretty decent and probably your best bet. I wouldn't recommend anything else on the menu. They use cheap, bargain basement product and it shows in the quality of the food.\n\nThat leaves the bar to make up for the abysmal food. Too bad that's pretty hit or miss, with an emphasis on the miss. For about a two month stretch Sneakers seemed to change their daily specials week by week if not day by day. One day it would be two dollar ladies mixed drinks all day, next week just 9pm to close. Then it would be two dollar drafts all day, changed to half priced wings during happy hour. I don't like the bait and switch. I understand that a new or struggling place needs to cut costs and redefine its specials but when it's changing that often (too quickly for even the signage on the tables or menus to keep up) there's a serious issue with management that needs to be addressed. \n\nIt seems like they've finally settled things to 75 cent domestic draft beers during happy hour (Coors and Bud) and half priced appetizers. Solid. Then from 9pm to close the daily drink specials start. Good. Keep it simple, stupid.\n\nThe service at least tries to make up for the crappy food and ever changing drink specials. They're always more than patient when it comes to explaining the changes and always apologetic when they get the brunt of our disappointment when we've been victims of the ole bait and switch. \n\nThe decor looks like a tacky college sports fan decorated it with all the tables sporting different teams and mascots, and paraphernalia splashed all over the walls willy nilly. There's also a weird identity problem going on, with some cheap wine prints on display in the bar and a gigantic statue of Uncle Lester from the Addams Family dressed in a referee suit. They offer Rock Band but I've never seen anyone playing it. They offer the Buzztime Trivia but hardly any televisions are ever tuned to it. There's a couple pool tables, darts, a basketball game, Buck Hunter and a couple other video games in the back. It just seems to be having an extreme identity crisis, trying to be something different to everyone, but half assing it so no one ends up satisfied.\n\nThey've taken to serving beer in plastic cups and giving out paper plates for food during happy hour which is a bit on the depressing side. The general vibe makes it seem like it's on the brink of closing any given week, which is too bad because they easily have one of the best patios in Tempe. \n\nIf you're going to go, sit on the patio and enjoy the greenery, cool water, friendly ducks and turtles sunning themselves. It will make you forget just how much of a downer it is inside the place.
Classification: unmetricalness
Case: I'm not sure exactly what it was, but I kinda dug this place immediately. I could see it being a little different on a busy night, but i came for lunch on a weekday and it was very chill and friendly. The decor is cool as well, it's got caribbean flavor but not super kitchy or anything. \n The bar has a great selection of beers on tap, and they also have some really great sounding cocktails.\nI'm not sure if they use sustainable seafood, but they're meats are all from good local farms, which I always appreciate from a restaurant.\n I had the cuban sandwich, which starts out as really good and then jumps to amazing when you dip it in the accompanying chipotle aioli...yum!\n Overall, right up my alley: comfortable, good food, good drink selection, and reasonably priced. I would definitely go back to try more...
Classification: uredinium
Considreing the above, classify the following: They messed up my reservation! I originally made 2 reservations. One with an upgraded room and one with a standard room a week later because it was a lot cheaper. I called in to cancel the upgraded room and changed my arrival date to a day later. When I got there they said I got charged a \""No show\"" because I was supposed to come the day before. They reimbursed my no show charge and gave me a \""complimentary\"" upgrade because it was my Gf's birthday. I get to the room and it was definitely nice but when I looked at my key packet it said the price was the price of the upgraded room that I originally booked and canceled! I called the operator and they just gave me excuses. \nI only stayed here because I wanted to try someplace different. This Marriott is way too far from the strip than I thought and I won't be staying there or referring anyone to stay there ever. | unmetricalness | yelp_polarity |
Case: I used to come here often and was craving Mexican food and made a trip here instead of Robertos(what a mistake that was). I got the chile relleno. It was the most disgusting relleno I've ever laid eyes on. It looked like it was made that morning or the day before and then popped in a microwave for 5 minutes. It felt like rubber, and the bottom of it was completely saturated in grease. I can't even put into words how disgusting this meal was. I called the waitress over and showed her, she apologized and acknowledged that it was gross and took it. A different waitress comes back with my food.. Long story short she said it was right and how it's supposed to be and that I'm wrong. And admitted they use a microwave. I don't know what happened to them but that was the worst customer service I've ever experienced. Can't figure out which was worse... the customer service or the overpriced crap microwaved food. Those girls you have in the front are ruining your business.
Classification: enfranchiser
Case: I took my 2 kids, age 1 and 3. At the beginning we waited to get into the movie in a holding area, several people pushed by us and we had to wait for the next movie, the person working did nothing.\n\nThe movie was not good for small kids. Mine were scared and my 1 year old cried the whole time. I wish we could have skipped it.\n\nThe displays were nice but nothing unique. My 3 year old was excited to se the \""big shark\"" that they had in the picture but the sharks were only about a foot long?!? There was a petting area but older kids and even a adults were pushing my little kids around. Again, the person working didn't care and being the one to encourage everyone to take turns was exhausting so we didn't spend much time at the exhibit that would have been interesting to my kids. The rest was just fish. We could see the same thing at a seafood restaurant or someone's home. \n\nIt is a series of ordinary aquariums. They are well organized. There is information available on each on a computer touchscreen, these were too high for my kids to reach. Everything that we saw was very clean.\n\nI stretched it out as long as I could and it barely took 45 min.\n\nYou have to exit through the gift shop which I understand but is difficult with little kids not only because I have to explain why we can't buy everything but because it is cluttered and difficult to get through.\n\nI got a season pass since we are local. Supposedly there are bring a friend days and special exhibits that are only for season pass holders but I wasn't able to get info on either of those benefits online or at the aquarium. We have only gone once, I've offered it to my older child several times and she says it was \""not fun\"" and she would rather go to the (free) play area at the mall.\n\nFor me, with small kids, this was not worth the money at all. We did not enjoy it.
Classification: enfranchiser
Case: Where do I start? I've been meaning to try this place earlier, but the sketchy (not so appealing) appeal kept stalling my visit. The place is small. When I went, there were no customers. I knew what I wanted from the get-go and I shan't order anything else except for CHEESESTEAK. Upon entering you're greeted with a long buffet bar, which at the time was empty. There was a female host and she was very polite, energetic, and friendly. Good first impression. I ordered a philly cheesteak with provolone, but I had to have cheez whiz on the side. Once the sandwich was delivered-it was gone in probably 3 minutes. Really good- closest thing to a philly here in suburban Avondale. The meat was packed, no frozen taste whatsoever and the onions had a lovely caramelization. Best thing about it was that it wasn't heavy in the tummy. No \""ughh why did I just eat that junk\"" feeling. I've been craving to go back, prices are decent too! Will opt for the hot dog next time. Very casual dining, almost too casual that I'd rather have eaten at home, but maybe it was only because we came at dead time.
Classification: teleplasmic
Case: Just wanted to agree fully with Bill (the other reviewer) for his review regarding the event 'Beat the Heat Winterfest'. I don't understand why this event wasn't canceled when it was so hot with no AC at the facility. An incredibly disappointment.
Classification: enfranchiser
Case: Went for a friends Happy Hour.\nI was so shocked how I have never heard of them before.\nCan't wait to go back. This is a different type of pizza place.\nI am a fan
Classification: teleplasmic
Case: I've stayed at virtually every hotel on the strip and I the Palazzo is my favorite. Very nice room, very comfortable bed and living area, but the best part is that the casino doesn't have that bad smoke smell that virtually every casino has. Sure, you can smell smoke, but it's not overpowering like at most casinos.\n\nThe service was very good and the atmosphere at the hotel was inviting. I will definitely stay here again!
Classification: teleplasmic
Considreing the above, classify the following: Came here for happy hour and really enjoyed the $5 appetizers, especially the dumplings and popcorn chicken. They have a very impressive vodka list. My biggest complaint is that being a vodka bar, they should have a couple more happy hour cocktail specials! Had a regular priced chocolate and espresso martini, and while they were delicious I wish they would have been a little easier on my pocket given it was happy hour! The food and drinks were all really good though and I would come back! | teleplasmic | yelp_polarity |
Example: Sammiches are always delicious, love the music. had live jazz last time i was there. Big fan. \n I will say the first time we went here we weren't sure if we sat ourselves or were seated by someone because we weren't greeted so what seemed like a couple of awkward minutes just standing by the door, I think we just sat ourselves.
Class: newcal
Example: For those that don't know this use to be a spot called Rum Jungle back in the day and was quite small. Cirque real turned this place out. One dance floor which as others said is small compared to other places. Whos says you need a dance floor to dance? So many things going on!! Love all the performs walking around on platforms from the sky where ever you are there is something going on. Good to be a girl as we didn't wait too long. This place is great and hope it stays!!
Class: newcal
Example: Went on the last open day of the season, November 9th. Most of the activities were open, if not all, and there were no crowds. On the downside, $9 admission for any one over 2yrs old is slightly steep for the product being sold. They wouldn't even cut me a deal on a dented pumpkin, one of the few that wasn't already rotting. Its the last open day of the year and no bartering on a pumpkin? Perhaps my review is more generous than they appear to be.
Class: stipular
Example: Crummy, snarky service. My coworkers and I ventured to Aria for lunch on a Friday and got there about 15 minutes after they opened at 11:45 a.m. We walked in and waited... and waited... and waited. Although three servers were literally leaning up against the walk talking to each other, not working, we stood at the hostess stand for a good five minutes before someone finally came over and greeted us - and I use the term \""greeted\"" loosely.\n\nThe woman snarkily asked if we'd been helped; we hadn't. She then said, \""Do you have a reservation? You don't.\"" The restaurant was barely half full, and she was a complete jerk to us and the other hostess who eventually wandered over to the hostess stand. They acted like us not making a reservation (there were 5 of us) was just about the worst thing that could ever happen. My coworkers and I were all looking at each other like \""Is this seriously happening? Are we really being treated this rudely?\"" They were.\n\nOur food was fine - I got the grilled chicken salad - but it certainly wasn't worth the awful service we got.
Class: stipular
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Sam and I visited Litchfield's last week. It has an open kitchen, which is kinda nice, and many windows that look out on to the golf course. The food was great but on the pricey side. I had lamb, Sam had filet, and I would recommend both of them. It was a pleasant night out! | newcal | yelp_polarity |
Example: Four Peaks has been a great place to go eat and drink for many years now. Easily the best bar food menu around. Excellent bread and appetizers, very well done southwestern fare and amazing specials (I still haven't had one of their specials as they are usually pricey, they look amazing though!). \n\nThey have a great beer selection, as long as you are not looking for bud/miller/coors. Its all Four Peaks beer on the menu, makes for a nice change and a great taster! At the beginning of every month you can get the Hopsquatch, their barrel aged Barleywine, it doesn't last far beyond the beginning of the month. Seasonally they have a number of brews that are super-tasty (Pumpkin Porter, Peche...et al). You can also get growlers of their beers to take home and fill when you are there.\n\nI finally did brunch here, it is awesome. They do brunch better than most places that specialize in it! The breakfast croissant should be a regular menu item (OK that's one special I have had).
Class: galewort
Example: I went with a large group of people to this club on a Saturday night. We had, close to about 20 people in our group, for a shared birthday party. A lot of us decided this would be the perfect place to celebrate because we could get a few hotel rooms and not have to worry about finding a designated driver, as well as being able to dance and gamble a bit. We all went straight to Degree 270, as soon as we got to the club there was a line to get in, which is standard for any club. We waited about 20 minutes before we got to the front, but one guy in our group had on a black v-neck, which is not allowed so he was told he needed to go buy a shirt from the gift shop to get in, or get a collared shirt. His shirt was nice and not in any way offensive, but they would not let him in so our entire group did not go in. Because we had a few rooms and had already spent a lot of money in the hotel, we asked to talk to a manager to see if they could do anything for us. The hostess of the club laughed at us and made us wait for 15 minutes before she even called for a manager. When the manager came out she explained the policy of the dress code, but when looking at the sign it says \""refrain from wearing.\"" While the manager explained why we could not get inside, I watched a few guys get in the club wearing v-necks. When I mentioned that, she replied \""they are purple members,\"" well am I not spending my money here also? Is a plain black v-neck so offensive that it is worth turning down 20 people from a club that had a lot of money to spend? Then she decided to prove her point and went to the line of people and told all the men who didn't have the right attire to leave, I watched half the line walk away. The most disappointing moment of the night is when we talked to the main manager, whom when we explained our dilemma walked away from a guest as they were talking and said \""I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!\"" (I should also mention this man he walked away from, serves for our country.) We did not swear and we did not get out of line. The sad part is everyone I watched enter that club left less than 10 minutes they entered. I could not get a refund for the room and ended up going to old town for the time of my life, even though I wasted all that money at the casino.
Class: electrooptically
Example: Finally, the wait is over, and it's time for the Marmot to weigh in on the latest Yelp flavor-of-the-month, Bachi Burger. Believe it or not, but when I decided to eat here, I was actually 100% in the dark about the place. Driving by the site a jillion times over the past months, I finally saw people inside & dining last week. Last night, Bobby H. and I decided that \""the new burger place on Windmill\"" sounded good. We had no idea what was in store for us - would the place be cheap or expensive? casual or not? sit down? take out? Being that we were on our way home from Yogurtland, we already had our passports and were up for adventure. So to Bachi Burger we went!\n\nAnd boy was it a good thing that we were feeling jaunty. The place has 2 doors, one in the front and one in the back. But as we approached the Windmill side of the building, we had no idea if we were in the right spot or what we were supposed to do be granted entrance. So I just opened the first unlocked door I could get my hands on. In we walked, to be greeted by a small'ish restaurant - entirely vacant save for us and the staff. And we were outnumbered 3-1. After an awkward but friendly greeting, we sat a 2-top and started to take in the menu.\n\nTaking in the menu took much longer than you would've guessed for a 1-sheet burger joint, and was filled with a disproportionate amount \""Dude, check this out\"" and \""Holy shit, that sounds good\"" (along with an occasional \""I wonder if anyone's Yelp'ed this place yet!?\"" from me). While we were deciding, our 100% adorable waitress came back often to check on us and offer more drinks (which was a portent of things to come). The menu has been covered pretty well in other posts, and the food mostly has too, so I won't get in too much depth here. We started with the garlic & truffle edamame, which were good, but very oily and better with additional salt. I had the Kiki's Burger, which was fucking awesome, and Bobby H put together his own bbq burger, con ketchup, bacon, and cheese. He was pretty blown away by his, especially considering the plain-seeming list of ingredients. We split some salt & pepper fries with our burgers, and we were both very fond of them. After our burgers, I had a cup of Vietnamese coffee, which ended up being a bit of a travesty, since neither Adorable Waitress nor msyelf are particularly well-informed about the customs of said coffee. \n\nCheck time eventually came around, and with a disproportion-ally large tip the total came to $42.xx. $42 is not a lot of money at all for a dinner for 2, buutttttttt....$42 is kinda a lot of money for 1 order of edamame, 2 not-huge burgers, 1 order of fries, 2 sodas, and 1 cup of coffee. Especially in a place with paper napkins. We were not unhappy, but it's not exactly a bargain. \n\nOn service & awkwardness: Reading other reviews now on Yelp, I see mention of issues with slow service. On this matter, we had 0 qualms. For all I know the service might have been quote-unquote slow, but I personally enjoy a leisurely meal, and at no point did I or Bobby feel like we were waiting around for anything. But that's not to say the service was perfect. When you walk in, you have no idea what the process is to sit down and eat. No \""Please Wait to be Seated\"" sign, no clearly demarcated place to stand and wait for a hostess, etc. And shortly after starting our edamame, Adorable Waitress brought us hand-sanitizer wipes - like giant-sized moist wipes from rib places or casino coffee shops, but with kanji all over the wrapper. Maybe we're just not continental enough, but it confused the fuck out of us. Yeah, I know that I have bouts of social awkwardness that make Larry David look like The Dude, but I can't be the only one who's felt a little uncomfortable or confused here. Adorable Waitress seemed about as familiar with her duties as we were, which only added to her adorableness, but didn't make the meal any easier. That's not to say that either of us was at all displeased with her service; any lack of knowledge was replaced with large amounts of friendliness. Friendliness and tenacity. The girl came by our table very frequently, and each of us turned down more than a couple of offers for a refill.\n\nIn summation: we really fucking like this place. It's not perfect, but it's unique, conveniently located, and open till 2AM (which will certainly come in handy).\n\nPRO-TIP: This one's for the establishment. Bachi Burger, please figure out what kind of restaurant you want to be and pick matching music. Whatever semi-trendy shit that was playing when we first sat down lent an aire of hipness, but the Jack Johnson garbage that came on later definitely made the place feel like the Henderson strip-mall burger joint that it is. Nothing makes a $9 burger feel overpriced like light rock.
Class: galewort
Example: I am so sorry I bothered going there. The service was awful, the room was dismal and boring, and no one smiled in the hotel. I went into the sports store and asked where the SF Giants World Series gear was and was met with no smiles and short answers of \""nothing here\"". No customer service whatsoever.....its like the employees hate to work there..... the returns on the slots were non existant......I will NEVER go there again.
Class: electrooptically
Example: a lot of money for nothing , I stilla to have my problem and I still to pain.
Class: electrooptically
Example: The food is always great, the drinks fresh, and the atmospher rich.
Class: galewort
Considreing the above, classify the following: Pretty much perfection. We split the duck pancakes and the squash blossom appetizers, both were excellent. I had the 16 spice chicken (I think that is the name) and a side order of cauiflower gratin. The chicken was moist and the gratin was super cheesy goodness but not overdone and you could still taste the cauliflower. Yummy! Wish I could duplicate this place in the Bay Area. Will definitely be checking out the outpost in NY when I go next time. The cactus margarita was tasty as well. But I do have to say that my meal with booze was not cheap at all but well worth it! | galewort | yelp_polarity |
Text - Saturday night. Drink was ok. Bartender slapped a 27% tip on there. Signed for it then realized it later - not pleased, considering I was at a bar counter and not seated. C'mon. Drink was so so. Parking is a pain. Was here only because a friend's farewell gathering was here. Not coming back.
Group - Yamato
Text - Just got back from Vegas yesterday and the experience would not have been half as fun if I hadn't come across this site! I was pretty skeptical...I kept thinking, \""What's the catch?\"" It seemed too easy. Well it was literally just as easy as it seemed.\n\nMy sister and I went to three different clubs, three different nights (including a Friday) and didn't pay cover, hardly waited in line, and got free drinks until midnight each of the nights. All I had to do was email or text Chris which club I was interested in that night and everything else was set up through him!\n\nI will definitely be recommending this to anyone I know going to Vegas and it will be the first site I visit in any return trips of my own. You have nothing to lose by using this site..but everything to lose if you don't.
Group - metropolitanize
Text - Great food excellent service! Try the kababs chicken and ground beef. Get there early to make sure you can get a seat.
Group - metropolitanize
Text - Nothing Grand about this buffet. While serviceable, there are definitely better meals to be had in LV, buffets included.\n\nLike other LV buffets, MGM Grand Buffet has a wide variety of food to offer: crab legs, prime rib, turkey, ribs, shrimp, pasta, pizza, sushi, so on and so forth. The prime rib was pretty good but, unfortunately, none of the remaining offerings were particularly special at Grand Buffet. The crab legs are not as good as Bellagio's or Wynn's. in fact, I'm not sure if this is a sign of quality or what, but the crab legs at MGM didn't pull cleanly out of the shells as they do at the aforementioned Bellagio or Wynn buffets. I found myself spending too much time trying to pull the meat out of the shells, despite the fact that they are already split cleanly in half. The remainder of what I tried was ok, but nothing special at all.\n\nI go to a LV buffet intent on eating back any money I've gambled away, so I have higher expectations than this. Like some other casinos, MGM Grand Buffet currently offers a buffet all day long. For $30 ($40 on weekends) you can have mediocre buffet for breakfast, lunch and dinner instead of just one meal. Need to step it up MGM!
Group - Yamato
Text - Been getting haircuts here since 2005. Good quality cut every time. Steph is a great professional hair stylist.\n\nAdd to that TV screens all over the place with some ESPN around the clock. How can you go wrong for $17 bucks?
Group - metropolitanize
Text - My dad and I went there for Breakfast. It is a little hole in the wall joint which only seats about 15 people. The prices are high for the amount of Food. Three pancakes were $8.00 and they were not big at all less than half the plate. My dad had a bowl of oatmeal which cost $5.50. I was not impressed the food was just average nothing to rave about. Also there is no parking except on the street which has meters and no bathroom you have to go to the hotel next door which has a bathroom. It is very cramped and hardly any room. I was impressed they had organic milk on the menu but beside this the food was just average. I suggest not to make a special trip unless you're a DDD person and want to experience it like most of the customers were when we were there.
Group - Yamato
Classify the following: If the Aviary were larger or if it offered a student discount it could easily be a five star establishment. An enormous collection of domestic and exotic birds, an intrinsic layout, educational without being dumbed down - but quite small in size and high in price. Especially delightful was the indoor rain forest area and the ability to feed the Lories. Great for a couple hours of fun, plus the ticket fee is going to a good cause. | metropolitanize | yelp_polarity |
Text - I stopped in here after seeing the place on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. I had a late breakfast with my boss, as we were both in town from Miami to do some research for the travel section in the magazine I edit.\nUnfortunately, this was the first DDD meal that didn't leave me wanting more. The marquee dish on the show was the Jumbot. I had it and it didn't do very much for me. That said, it wasn't bad either.\nOn the bright side, my boss said that Dor-Stop's was one of the best eggs benedicts he'd ever had. He's very critical of restaurants, so I take that praise pretty seriously.\nService was as friendly and informal as yo
Group - undertrick
Text - Delicious food, outstanding service. The duck rolls are a must try. Many good sushi rolls as well.
Group - undertrick
Text - Great food!!\n\nLiterally a 'hole in the wall' feel. \n\nHighly recommend to those bruncher's in Phoenix in seek of the perfect Saturday AM break.
Group - undertrick
Text - This is my first time in Vegas, and my third show. My wife and I went to Divas our first night here and scored free tix to the Nathan Burton show so we figured we'd try it out. The free seats were sold out by the time we got there, so we ended up paying $15 each. For $15 we figured it was worth a shot to see the show. (little did we know...)\n\nFirst of all, the theater had the worst seating of all the shows we have seen, including Absinthe (and those are uncomfortable seats!). It is so packed together like sardines, I kept bumping into people around me just while sitting watching the show! Terrible. They couldn't have packed more chairs in that theatre, I'm not convinced it wasn't already breaking fire code.\n\nThe worst part of the whole show was the beginning. There was a cool performance by this guy that was dressed like a backstage crew and was sweeping the floor then did a Stomp style dance. That was cool. But then they put up a slideshow of all the photographs of the audience members they'd taken outside. Like a disney ride when they take your photo then you can pay for it afterwards. This had the beautiful (*cough cough) backdrop of the casino with ugly carpet. Seriously, it was a slideshow on the big screen of everyone's photo. So dumb.\n\nThen came the giant commerical with blaring music on the big screens. Like, seriously, why are we watching a Nathan Burton commercial when we've already paid and are in the theater?! This was using up time as it was already after 4pm. So dumb.\n\nThen came the show itself. He wasn't funny - they need to take out the comedian part and just call it a magic show. And, the magic was the same exact act over and over and over again. Scantily clad showgirls dance around. Box comes on stage. Person goes in box. Person disappears. Person reappears. Ta da! Over and over and over again. With the showgirls dancing around between every act to clearly take up time. There were two 'mind-reading' acts in addition but that was the only variety to Burton's act. I kept checking my watch to see when this was over. Not soon enough was the answer.\n\n\nThe only redeeming quality to this afternoon were the 'guest performers'. The juggler was fantastic. If he hadn't come on stage at that time, I'm sure we would have left. He was funny to both kids and grown-ups. He was talented. He was amusing. He did cool stuff. He had hilarious audience participation. I'd pay to see him again. And there were two russian acrobats/strong men that did cool lifts and feats of pure strength. They were cool. Very similar to the Absinthe performers from the night before, but very cool nonetheless.\n\nAnd, then Nathan came on stage at one point to encourage us to buy his dvd etc. It felt like a giant commercial. You know what? If I saw a show and loved it, I would look for the DVDS when I walked outside. I wouldn't need a commercial.\n\nWaste of time.\n\nI hope the juggler gets his own show!
Group - postfebrile
Text - Well I hate to write this but I have to. Went to the drive through and ordered several tacos and a 1 piece fish and 2 planks dinner. We were told to pull to the lot and they would bring out our food...15 minutes later we get the food and the man says it was just made nice and hot, I thanked him and drove home. We sat down to eat and my chicken was Raw, and yes I bit into it, Yuk!!! The other piece was cooked but I was so taken back completely lost my appetite! Now mind you I waited 15 minutes for this raw chicken! I drove back and asked to speak with the mgr. she was so nonchalant, I brought it with me clearly pink inside not a big deal I guess. I said would you please take this and show it to the cook you really don't want to serve raw poultry. She said ok. I mean come on act concerned a little at least? She wrote my name in a book for a free meal (fish only)! but what concerns me was her attitude. I used to own a restaurant and that is the last thing you want to have happen to a customer! I didn't drive all the way back for free fish! I thought I would get a thank you for bringing this to our attention and we will make an effort that it doesn't happen again or something? Oh my what's wrong with people...is that my stomach gurgling???
Group - postfebrile
Text - Still no coffee available if you go through the drive through, AFTER 5 am. Really.\nThese lames will get none of my biz. No coffee ready ?? Lame.\n\nTheres a Rebel Gas Station, and a Del Taco a few blocks west on Charleston - theres always good coffee, for those that care.
Group - postfebrile
Considreing the above, classify the following: I'm all about Dotty's.\n\nThe interior is nice and dark and full of random things on the walls, and seating is pretty secluded.\n\nLove the menu, there are a lot of options, but I traditionally go for the Melting Pot Burger, which is pretty freaking amazing.\n\nThey have a lot of great choices for dipping sauces for fries and cheese curds.\n\nIt is a pretty popular place, and is located right by the Kohl's Center, so if you aren't careful about when you go, you might not get a table. | undertrick | yelp_polarity |
Text - I'm sorry, but this place fucking sucked. We drove nearly 45 minutes off the strip to get there, and it was a disappointment to say the least, considering how much everyone hyped it up. It was basically full when we arrived, but there were five seats open at the bar. We stood around for five minutes with no host or hostess telling us whether or not we could sit down or not, and it was only after we flagged down a busboy that we were told we could have a seat. \n\nWe all ordered the all-you-can-eat lunch, and proceeded to put in our orders. For appetizers I ordered a green salad (completely drenched in dressing with mushy tomatoes), the fried calamari (it came out square-shaped and tasted like fish cake?) and the mussels, which was the only edible selection of the lot. \n\nFor sushi, we ordered plenty of nigiri and some rolls as well. The pieces of fish for the nigiri weren't especially big or tasty, and definitely wasn't on par with other sushi places I've been to. I was especially disappointed with the rolls - while there was no dearth in selection, most of the menu items seemed the same with only minor changes in the ingredients, and the ones that we did get just weren't appetizing at all - we ended up having leftover pieces of some of the rolls we ordered with no one stepping up to finish it, not because we were full but because they just tasted gross. Overall, just boring, unremarkable flavors that weren't appetizing at all. At the end, I was so put off by the sushi selection that I had to go back and order the mussels in order to try and fill myself up (which still didn't end up happening). \n\nSave yourself the drive off the strip and take a pass on this place.
Group - lancepod
Text - I haven't been to Culver's since I was 17 living in Mckinney Tx! I loved their food! I recently moved to AZ and had to try it. Just as I remembered, very fresh juicy burger. the fries are just ok. Besides In n Out this is my second choice for fast food burgers. And lets not get on the amazing custard. best i've ever had.
Group - weesh
Text - Extremely fresh, flavorful, and pricey! Top notch sushi that melts in your mouth. Cute for a date spot with a dim, fancy ambiance.
Group - weesh
Text - This places is anything but \""Fantastic\""!\n\nI have a few regular nail salons and I've been getting a pedicure about every 10-14 days for the past 4 years since I'm constantly on my feet in heels for work and this is by far the worst experience I've ever had. \n\nI took my doggy to the groomer and had an hour to kill and my friend wanted to get a pedicure so we walked over to Fantastic Nails. Originally I wasn't going to partake in pampering since I had just gotten a pedicure 5 days earlier but the lady was persistent (probably since we were the only guests in there) and I decided to go ahead and do a basic pedi. I specifically said just give me the cheapest option since my feet had recently been done.\n\nRed Flag-No other guests in the salon.\n\nThe pedicure was good for about 10 minutes and then the lady started removing an ingrown nail I had without first giving me a heads up! This painful process continued for about 2 minutes while she yanked away. My whole toe was covered in blood by the end of this process and then she put some green gel on and continued the pedicure without even looking up at me or acknowledging I had been wincing and pulling away from the pain. \n\nThe pedicure continued onto the callus scrubbing, dead skin removal, sugar scrub, and lotion rub down. This was done adequately but it wasn't anything special and lasted only about 7 minutes total. \n\nNext came the polishing and she apparently forgot about my sore toe because she kept digging her fingernail into the sensitive area to remove the excess polish. In my experience this is done with a brush and nail polish remover, not the techs nail. Ouch Again!\n\nPhew, I'm glad that is over. I've already fairly certain I've not returning to this salon again based on the lack of luster service but there is yet more unsatisfactory service to come.\n\nI go to pay and she charges $35. I told her I requested the cheapest option which was $20 and wondered why it is $35 now. She said, \""you wanted deluxe\"". Um No I didn't. I'm not going to argue with her and now she speaks limited English and stares confused at me when I know she fully understands me. I'm annoyed and ready to leave so I just give her what I thought was my credit card. She goes to swipe it and I realize I gave her the wrong card and ask her to cancel it. She said she can't cancel it and it already went through. The card was actually my boyfriend Ryan B's card, in his name. So they don't check for ID or even look at the name on the card when guests pay either. I know it's my mistake for giving you the wrong card but a quick glance at the card name or a request for ID with a credit/debit card purchase (without a pin) should be done right?\n\nI leave annoyed and unsatisfied to say the least to pick up my dog from the groomer. When I return my friend is requesting that her nail tech re do her big toes that look bad. She had acrylic put on the big toes since they were broken and cracked. The girl removed the polish and re did them twice but they still looked uneven. The acrylic was not put on well and it had nothing to do with the polishing. When my friend pointed this out she started yelling at her! This place gets the award for the worst customer service ever. She is upset and just decides to leave without having the girl re do her nails for the 4th time. \n\nPlease avoid this place and tell your friends to do the same.
Group - lancepod
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I go to this, Discount Tire, whenever I need any tire work. I have always trusted there judgment, and on my most recent visit I was so impressed, that I decided to write my first review on Yelp for them. :-) \nAbout a month ago, I had planned a trip up to Mt. Charleston. I noticed a screw in my back tire, and knew Discount Tire would patch it up for me, for free! So I made arrangements to get my tire fixed, and Ryan (I hope that's his name, I double checked the receipt) looked at my tires and said that it was too unsafe to fix, that I needed new tires. After going back and forth about how I didn't want new tires and that I just wanted it patched up, he told me he could put the spare on, but really didn't want me driving in that tire how it is right now. I decided to get new tires and had to go home to get the money. When I came back he had saved my spot in line, I was still there awhile, but this was 4 in the afternoon on a Monday. Very busy point in the evening, I'm sure. I was so happy about my two new tires, the best part was that last summer I bought two tires for, $150 and he said with gas prices he would not be able to do that, but in the end I was able to get that deal after all! Did I mention I drive a truck? Discount Tire is the best!! | weesh | yelp_polarity |
Text - 5 stars for value. Wine list was decent, food was very good. Ate in the bar. service was good, not great or pampering but will serve tastings and will notice things like a flat sparkling wine and replace them without asking. I would go here anytime I was in Vegas and the Aria/City Center is beautiful . In fact, if I could manage to be ONLY at the city Center and the airport I would as the rest of Vegas feels tacky diseased and old. \n\nI had a braised short rib, great. Heitz 2004 Cab. Steak Tartare, Yellowtail Tuna Sashimi, Cheese and some taste of a dessert. Everything excellent and I felt the pricing was very fair / affordable.
Group - mousebane
Text - Do not waste your time playing this course. Looks like they gave up on maintance. Horrible conditions, bunkers don't have sand, greens are bumpy. Flag stick are broken. Spend your money elsewhere !!
Group - triweekly
Text - Friendly knowledgeable staff that assisted me with a no pressure sales approach! I also picked up a fabulous cleanser that I adore that included a free hand massage with samples! What's not to love!
Group - mousebane
Text - If I could give a negative star or no star I would. We trusted these inept people with the life of our family pet. After less than 24 hours our dog was dead. The bs story we are being told is that our 14lb dachawawa scaled an 8ft chain link fence then ran away and jumped another fence ran onto the highway and was hit a car. All while they were desperately trying to get her back... Cough... Liars. There is no way this story is true. Don't trust these liars and dog murderers.
Group - triweekly
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I've been renting cars for about 20 years, and Sixt just provided me with the worst experience I've ever had. My wife and I flew into the Phoenix airport with our two kids. The line was only about nine people long, but it took absolutely forever because of the fact they said their computer systems were down. The staff was not very friendly or helpful. Then, when we got to the car itself, the car seats were atrocious. They were filthy and a couple of them were broken. They didn't have a single workable toddler car seat that was clean. We ended up just eating the cost of the rental in order to walk over to National and rent a decent car with a safe car seat. Start to finish, this was the worst car rental experience I've ever had, and I would not recommend Sixt to anyone. | triweekly | yelp_polarity |
Text - well after the last disaster with trying to have a pizza delivered we decided to try this place again and picked the pizza up all i can say is the pizza really had no flavor i salted i peppered i chili flaked and those are not dance steps. I guess we have given this establishment the opportunity to be our neighborhood place but i Know I can make a better pizza at home all though i have added a star to there rating just for actually getting the order right
Group - phenylalanine
Text - Made a 20 minute trek from the Las Vegas Strip with my GF b/c of the Yelp review. What a terrible mistake! I wish I can give this place a 0 star, but... We sat at the bar. Place was less than 1/3 full. It took about 50 minutes to get: Amaebi; Salmon Martini; agadashi tofu; a bowl of steam rice (last 2 from kitchen), the rest of the order; Ikura; Hokaido Roll, Miso soup, etc.. was completely forgotten by the sushi guy and waitress... the food was mediocro at MOST! I felt so BAD that I took my GF when we came up from So. Cal. This is the abosolute WORST experience we both had. In fact, we went back to our hotel room and I had to make instant noodle to round out my dinner! This place SHOULD NOT be in business. It's the MOST horrible experience, EVER! For those of you that gave this dump more than 2 stars: SHAME ON YOU for misleading people that rely on Yelp. That is unless, you are used to eating dirt and scrubs in the desert of LV and honestly don't know any better! For everyone else: STAY AWAY! you are better off... Well, with instant noodle with a bit of hot sauce.
Group - phenylalanine
Text - We had a great experience. One of our greatest difficulties is finding a restaurant that has a decent kid's menu. We ordered the rib basket for our two little ones and they loved it! The meat had a nice flavor without an over abundance of salt. Also, the peanuts helped keep our kids entertained while we waited for our food.\n\nThe service was top-notch. Our kids food was to our table quickly (which we always ask for) and our food was not too far behind. My wife had the smothered chicken which was moist, flavorful, and nicely balanced with onions, mushrooms, and cheese. I had the 8 oz sirloin prepare to a medium which was actually done correctly. My sweet potato and grilled onions were excellent sides to complement the steak.\n\nOverall, fantastic experience. It is definitely a \""go-to\"" for my family when we are craving a solid meal for a great price.
Group - tameless
Text - A friend of mine who has had Peruvian food before let me know that the french fries were suppose to be mixed in with the meal. Wow who knew, I went to google some pics and sure enough your suppose to mix it all together. Now I see why I was so confused you have this nice meal and fries as a side dish. I probably wouldn't have thought twice if they were mixed in - just assuming that's how the dish was supposed to be prepared.
Group - tameless
Text - This is one of the worst places. Really I can't believe that they expect people to pay for this stuf they serve as food. We ordered fajitas & were served scraps of meat. Also, for a Mexican food restaurant to serve guacamole from a package is a bad sign.
Group - phenylalanine
Text - The Gaslight Square is on fire and this is another bright option to this strip mall. Why am I so hooked to The Market? They didn't copycat any typical new restaurants. All of their interiors are fastidious and tasteful (not just thrown up yesterday) and they definitely have the cafe vibe. I'm excited about the cheeseboard and charcuterie options plus happy hour. Baked goods are very yummy and quiche was gorgeous. \n\nStaff were extremely professional - even making sure that tidying up (sweeping) wasn't a bother to me.\n\nThanks for the great option in our neighborhood! Looking forward to kicking back on your patio this spring. \n\nFolks, they also have ample parking... A commodity in Arcadia.
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Considreing the above, classify the following: Went in last night and I'm not sure what there new approach is. Was greeted by a girl with bright long lime green hair and spider eyelashes . She was very nice . But I'm sorry I personally had a hard time looking at her while talking to her let alone get makeup advice . Most of the population does not go to work with makeup and hair like this . | tameless | yelp_polarity |
Text - Disclaimer: It's not that big. For two floors, they have really good selection. Downstairs is more like a large showroom garage, and there's a ferrari you can take pictures in. You're not allowed to take pictures yourself as you pay for those, but this is something fun and yet not so packed if you still want to do a touristy thing.
Group - noninclination
Text - I come to this place at least twice a week for my breakfast and coffee fix. You must try the french toast and portabella mushroom sandwich.
Group - noninclination
Text - Dr. Valledares had done work on both me and my partner. We stopped going to him when he did a \""tiny filling\"" (his words) on her and that evening she was in excruciating pain. When I finally reached him, he said he had to to a partial root canal but did not tell her because she was \""upset.\"" She Had to go to an endodontist and ended up losing that tooth. I just lost a crown he had put on. Went to my current dentist and he sent me to am endodontist to have the root canal checked before he put another crown on. On Wednesday, I have to go back to have that root canal re-done because he did not do a complete job. Nice guy, but not a great dentist.
Group - quadric
Text - I am from California & this is the worst steak house. I will compared this to Sizzler Restaurant.
Group - quadric
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Even if you're just a casual fan of the beatles you'll love this show. I personally am a big fan and I enjoyed the shit out of this show. I went with 2 friends who were less versed with beatles music than I am, but even they loved it and said they'd see it again. | noninclination | yelp_polarity |
Example: Just had happy hour there for the first time, and we all loved it. Drink specials were good, and the food was excellent. The pork tacos and the mushroom tacos were our favorites, but the guacamole was outstanding. We will be back!
Class: counterdrain
Example: I like the vibe of the place and it is well known because of First Friday. But I think they rely on too much with the vibe they try to give off and not enough with customer service. They need to understand although me and other people may not be in their circle, I would like a sense of respect because I am still a paying customer. Maybe if they extended themselves outside of their inner circle, they can get more revenue.
Class: episcopable
Example: Lovely ethnic decor, friendly service, good food. I prefer my green curry with slighly less coconut milk and more spice, but the pad thai was great. We've been back multiple times, as this is the only northern restaurant similar to what we were used to in California.
Class: counterdrain
Example: I got the chicken and veg bowl. It was so bad that I threw most of it away. It's drenched in sugary sauce, and the chicken still has tendons and fat on it. Not great al all.
Class: episcopable
Example: Both 7 and 8 have broken or missing locks and 7 has an entire corner missing plexiglass in the top of the bed. Not worth the price if it's not maintained. \n\nAnd yes these things have been mentioned to the staff numerous times.
Class: episcopable
Example: Lots to love, here. Really amazing happy hour (extended on Wednesday and Friday!). Nice selection of beer and wine make it perfect for pre-Pirates games, and sitting outside will get you a view of all the action. Inside, the bar is spacious and there are plenty of flat-screens - definitely a sports bar! The menu has generously portioned apps plus some vegetarian friendly fare on top of normal pub grub. Also, great bloody mary bar on Sunday!
Class: counterdrain
Example: Ok, it's time to update this review. We stayed here for 3 nights on a recent Vegas trip and during all 3 nights, at least 1 elevator was out of order which caused a traffic jam to go up/down the hotel tower. It took FOREVER to get back to our room! Besides that, all of the same things are still here....bad cigarette smoke and the food options are terrible....except for Ping Pang Pong, which is the only reason why I gave this place 2 Stars instead of 1.\n\nReturn Factor 10% (to eat at Ping Pang Pong)
Class: episcopable
Example: i love this place and their food!\nwhat i mainly love is that their prices are extremely reasonable now so i can go more often.\ntheir steaks are very good as are their ribs and chicken\nas for appetizers, i love the signature Bloomin' onion and i recently tried their wings and i love them! it must be the seasonings and sauce\nthey taste very different.\nand the service is alway excellent \nbut when you do plan on going, make a reservation to avoid waiting too horribly long
Class: counterdrain
Classify the following: No question one of the best pizzas around, if you're looking to stray from the norm of all the Americanized, mainstream, and terrible \""pizza restaurants\"" this is your place. This place has good sized menu with many solid choices. You can't go wrong!\n\nWe ordered 1.5lbs of wings, an order of garlic knots, and a sausage and pepperoni pizza last night, not one of them even remotely disappointed. In fact, in my opinion, this pizza was cooked to perfection, and the ingredients were extremely fresh.\n\nI have a friend who is an extremely picky eater, even he could not stop tossing back these knots, and for good reason. They were delicious, both cooked and seasoned very well.\n\nDelivery time was quick, and the price was very affordable. Will definitely be visiting again in the near future. | counterdrain | yelp_polarity |
Case: I'm not gonna lie, my expectations for this sports bar weren't any higher than the other average sports bars in town- I was pleasantly surprised by the unexpectedly upscale interior, and further impressed by the high-quality food!\n\nThere's a wall of TV screens not unlike a sports book, making it easy to watch any game you came for- servers have no problem changing channels on a screen so you can view the game you want. Found the mix of sitting areas interesting: booths for groups, a lounge-area for ladies dressed to impress, typical bar seating, and ottomans everywhere for when your group grows larger than expected.\n\nBut of course the highlight is the food- it's executed especially well and the menu has so much more diversity and quality than your average sports bar.\nCRISPY CHICKEN SKINS: not my bag, served with honey and enjoyed by my guy\nGARLIC PRETZELS AND HUMMUS: so good, generous portion, very garlicky\nBUFFALO WINGS: surprisingly meaty, well priced at 7/$8, plus veggie sticks\nSTUFFED MUSHROOMS: generous portion of 10 mushrooms served on a bed of caramelized onions, cheesier than expected, could not finish the order\nPRIME RIB DIP SLIDERS: holy horseradish sauce, this was a kick in the face! Good option but ask for the sauce on the side if you don't love that flavor. Served with amazing fries, ask for the chipotle aioli for dipping. \nBUFFALO CHICKEN MAC AND CHEESE: portion could use a bit more chicken and a bit less noodle, but it's a generous one with an amazing sauce that has the flavor of buffalo and the creaminess of a roux but without an offputting amount of spice. Ordered this on a whim, but would get again!\n\nIn addition to the menu items above, breakfast is available 24/7 and they also have a Happy Hour. There are 15 types of sliders to choose from and we only tried one. Wish this location wasn't clear across town for me, we'd be regulars if it were more easily accessible!
Classification: semibull
Case: Items sampled across visits:\n\nDeez Hazelnuts Tsoynami - Hazelnut Brittle, Dark Chocolate Bar, Chocolate Fudge\n\nPumpkin Pie Tsoynami - Pumpkin Puree, Pumpkin Spice, Vanilla Wafers, Maple Syrup, Whipped Cream\n\nBetterfinger Tsoynami - Chick o Stick, Chocolate Chip, Buttercrunch Syrup\n\nSnicker Fudge\n\nZucchini Donut\n\nBlueberry Fritter\n\nBlueberry Cream Cheese Turnover\n\nGluten Free Yankee Doodle\n\nNamicake\n\nCinnamon Roll\n\nRed Velvet Champagne Cupcake\n\nCoffee\n\nMaple Bar\n\nNami-o Donut\n\nChick o Stick Donut\n\nSmiley Face Pancakes\n\nHaving admitted my fondness for baked goods and a perhaps odd fascination with vegan pastry it was only a matter of time before I visited nami - in part due to the aforementioned interests and good word of mouth from a vegetarian friend and in part due to its location just down the street - but little did I know just how good it would turn out to be...or how many times I'd visit (Three to be exact, the most recent being a breakfast with friends on 12/30/12.)\n\nOwned by Damon Brasch and operated on a daily basis by what seems to be a collection of cute college girls that you might see at Whole Foods or a local Co-Op, most of the things that nami does it does very well, perhaps most surprisingly their vegan take on the Blizzard entitled 'tsoynami,' the rich soy-based ice cream lacking any hint of \""soy\"" and fixed with any number of mix-ins, some menu staples and other seasonal. Available 7:00am to 9:30pm I've had them at both ends of the spectrum and honestly prefer them to any frozen \""shake\"" I've had save for, perhaps, the concretes at Shake Shack - the pumpkin was particularly excellent as part of breakfast.\n\nMoving to the baked goods, as much as I wanted to like the donuts I just could not, save for the baked zucchini version and the dense blueberry fritters. Perhaps it was the glaze or perhaps the actual batter but something about each of them harkened that 'beany' flavor that turns so many off to soy based vegan foods. More impressive, perhaps due to the intense sweetness or a different glaze, the cinnamon roll was a much better choice, as was the turnover with a light flakey shell, sweet whipped soy, and fresh blueberry puree.\n\nMoving on to the rest - I think it is safe to say that anything nami makes with chocolate is a safe bet - the rich organic tablets behind the bar likely 70% cocoa or better and a dominant flavor whether in a tsoynami, drizzled on a pancake, baked into a moist cupcake, or best of all made into dense \""snickers\"" fudge that trumps the original by miles.\n\nLast, and certainly not least, for those who don't want chocolate - and all the more so for those unfortunate enough to be gluten intolerant (the real sort, not the trendy Hollywood stuff,) get the Yankee Doodle - a nearly quarter pound snicker doodle sandwich with dense, creamy filling, that is better than any snickerdoodle I've had elsewhere - vegan, veg, gluten free, or otherwise.
Classification: semibull
Case: WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO I can't help but do my best Ric Flair impression every time their cakes hit my tongue they are so good. If I had to ride a turtle to get a bundt cake from here if it was my only ride I would. They must use unicorn tears to make the cakes. WOOOOOOOOOOO
Classification: semibull
Case: I have been wanting to try LBS for a while, but living on the other side of the valley rarely affords me the opportunity to head out to Summerlin.\n\nI planned a couple nights stay at Red Rock and decided to finally try LBS.\n\nMy friend and I were seated right away even though the place was rather busy being Friday night. I ordered the smokehouse burger with potato twisters. I seem to remember specifying the burger be medium well. I could only eat half of the burger even though I had not eaten since breakfast. The burger just seemed to be too greasy. The bottom bun looked and tasted like it had been dipped in the grease trap.\n\nAbout 4 hours later while at the concert I start to get the cold sweats and start shivering. The prior evening I had seen the movie Bridemaids, so I could not get the scene after the Brazilian BBQ out of my head. My stomach was in full rejection mode and luckily for me I had not been drinking alcohol otherwise their would have been a different ending... literally.\n\nWell the intestinal distress finally cleared up after 2 days in a fetal position.\n\nOn a positive note make sure you try the potato twisters, which would really be good if they server them covered in garlic and grated parmesan.\n\nOh and the service was great
Classification: zygoneure
Case: Not a fan of slow service and decent food.\n\nI think the Blue Coyote refers to my mood and my belly hollowing and being hungry. They ran out of a product and they had to switch it up which is not a big deal. They made it work and that's what I appreciate. We ordered the Drums of Heaven which I heard was really good. They didn't have the right Chicken but substituted with another. I thought it was pretty good since the brown sauce is usually really salty, but this one wasn't. \n\nMy sister and I each ordered a burger. Mines was well done, real.... well. It was somewhat dry in the middle plus I didn't care too much for the condiments. I actually had to add ketchup, which I generally don't when ordering a hamburgers. I would say the fries were my favorite. Steak potato fries are yummy, but my I'm sure my love handles are screaming at me!\n\nThe ambience was pretty strange. It had that truck stop cafe feel with some modern pop. The Sushi bar really made a difference to the feel, but it was really awkwardly placed. I didn't think it really belonged and it should just branch out on it's own to attract more customers. Blue Coyote Cafe doesn't really scream sushi to me. \n\nThe service like I said was slow, but I don't think I can blame our waitress. She did a great job of making us feel welcomed and was really polite. I think there was confusion on who was supposed to serve us in the beginning and with the missing ingredient; really slowed the serving of the food. - Enjoy!
Classification: zygoneure
Case: Unfortunately, this place doesn't do it for me.....and that seems to be the case for many other reviewers here.\n\nFour of us came here and ordered different things. Overall and thoroughly, the food quality and taste is just not particularly great. My mom actually, literally hated it.\n\nService wasn't bad, decor kinda divey......\n\nIronically, we were looking for a Mexican place and it seemed this was the first one we found after driving for a while. Phoenix is fairly close to Mexico and yet......(??).
Classification: zygoneure
Case: The people at the CVS/pharmacy eye center were wonderful. My eight year old granddaughter needed glasses, and they were so great with her! I could not believe the price was so reasonable. We will effeminately return.
Classification: semibull
Case: Seeing as I am here now for a layover to go back home. I'd like to say.... Some of these people are rude as crap.. \n\nThis is my first time at this particular airport and the layout is different from the ones I've been to.. Never heard of \""concourses\"" and my boarding pass didn't have a gate number. So naturally, I go up to a person working and ask what I'm supposed to do. She looks at me in a \""are you retarded\"" kind of look. Fine, whatever, they're somewhat busy they probably don't want to deal with a first timer. So I ask her where I'm supposed to go. She looks at me again like I'm retarded. I'm starting to get the hint that this woman is being downright rude. As I was trying to tell her and show her my boarding pass doesn't have a gate letter she interrupts and says in a rude, degrading voice, \""concourse A.\"" Whatever, I was glad to be done with her if she was gonna be rude to someone new to the freakin' place.\n\nI get to the security area, the TSA people checking my boarding passes are very friendly striking up conversations. \""Finally.. People who are nice\"" get up to bag scan (keep in mind this was my 3rd airport I've been to and I haven't added anything into my bag except my laptop, phone, DS) been through 2 different airports both of which didn't confiscate my bag. They search my bag saying I had some sort of liquid. She searches and finds my super expensive face wash.. Says that I have to surrender it. Been through TWO other airports. Each have been through the same type of bag scanner and none took my facewash... \n\nNext time I have a flight and there is a layover to this airport, I'm booking a different flight whether it's way more expensive in price.
Classification: zygoneure
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I would have to agree with most of the reviews for Dickeys...\nI got what I thought was a great lunch deal....a brisket sandwich with 1 side and a drink for $6.00.\n\nThe bread was ick...nothing at all special , the meat was dry and VERY bland with 2 tiny rings of onion and 2 small pickle slices....if it wasent for the average bbq sauce I would have tossed the sandwich and learned where NOT to go for BBQ!\n\nI chose cole slaw as my side which like the brisket was bland and nothing to speak of. One of the people in my party had mac and cheese....\""can you say boring\""?\n\nAlthought another person got the \""baked potatoe casserole\"" as a side which was actually really good..... in fact I would say it was the best thing I tasted there.\n\nA nice perk is the mini ice cream cone you make yourself.....especially when you put it in a cup and add Root beer! \n\nDickeys is the closest BBQ place to me and yet I would rather go without or take a drive to the next closest place.\n\nFood is s personal preference and I am the most PICKEY person I know and the only reason I would go back is to get some more of that potatoe casserole!\n\nYou decide....and in the meantime....\n\nBon Appetite' | zygoneure | yelp_polarity |
Case: Having never experienced one of the many foot massage spas in the area, I didn't know what to expect. Even if it were to suck, I had to take a gamble. $20 is a freakin' steal for a 1-hour-long foot massage. And um, feet are gross.\n\nMy fam and I thought we were just in for an hour-long foot massage, but what a pleasant surprise - we had the choice between an hour-long full-body massage and an hour-long foot massage. The full-bod just seemed like the better way to go, so that's what my sister and I went for. My dad and step-mom both chose to stick with the feet.\n\nWhen we arrived, we asked the woman in the front if they could accommodate 4 people... The woman held up her hand, signaling for us to wait and then ran off without saying a word... So we waited... When she came back, I think she told us to follow her... So we did. And she disappeared behind a door. (Uhhh..... ??? WTF?) The lighting was super dim/dark, so I couldn't see a GD thing. The workers were all speaking Chinese, so we didn't know what the heck was going on. \n\nFinally, a bunch of workers (from other spas?) walked through the front door and showed us to our massage chairs/beds. \n\nBTW, I'm not sure how often they wash the towels on the beds... A guy had just finished getting his massage and my dad was directed to that freshly used chair. My dad asked if he could have a clean towel, but no comprend\u00e9. So my dad just used a different bed. Yikes.\n\nOur feet were placed in buckets of tea... (Yes, our feet were tea bagged!) and the massaging began!\n\nI appreciated the firm pressure and mixture of massage techniques and styles -- kneading, stretching, point reflexology, etc. I was the only one out of the 4 of us who didn't fall asleep. The other three were sawing wood, so I couldn't stop laughing. Plus, I couldn't help but peek out every 7-10 minutes to make sure my bag was safe. Because I was awake during the whole massage, I felt that I was maximally able to appreciate every squeeze, knead and stretch. And after the whole thing, my headache from riding the New York New York roller-coaster had dissipated! \n\nEven though it was a rough start, in the end, we got our $20 (+tip)-worth. I've never had such an intense (and cheap!) full-bod massage. I will be back!
Classification: stipuled
Case: It's terrible and its cheap.\n\nWhat else is there to say? Its IHOP, It's a wannabe Denny's.
Classification: ringlead
Case: Food was fair, but drinks are overpriced for the type of restaurant it is, and service has been very disappointing at times. Once I waited 20 minutes before my waiter acknowledged me and my drink order was taken. \n\nYou might just do better going to Outback Steakhouse almost next door. Or, better yet, Fajitas a few blocks north.
Classification: ringlead
Case: This is a very nice and friendly salon! I was greeted immediately and my nail artist was very nice and was very talented. Even though it's really far from where I live I will definitely be coming back!
Classification: stipuled
Case: I stayed here for a conference. Really good experience. The hotel is smoke free. It had a fridge, was clean and quiet. They dont charge resort fees and internet is free. No noisy casino below. Nice heated pool. Breakfast was not free so I ate my own. No biggy. The shuttle was free to the conference. It ran every 30mins. I was frequently left waiting on the sidewalk at the convention center. Thats why they lost a star. Its fair priced. My overall experience was good.
Classification: stipuled
Case: I really really wanted to love this place. It comes highly recommended by so many people here on yelp plus it is located in a great spot. I liked Dr Ryan right away on our first visit. I was hesitant about her because she is so young but she won me over by the end of our visit. I decided the 30 minute wait must have been just an emergency issue and chalked it off. \n\nToday was my second visit when I brought our other dog in for his shots.\nI had requested Dr Ryan because she had been so good the first time. When I had to change our appointment a week out I decided to wait a few days longer just so we could get her. Well, again I was tapping my toes in the exam room. This time for almost an hour. I finally told them I had to leave and the staff offered me Dr Dutton who came in right away and gave the shots. \n\nMost places, would give you a break on the visit fee or write it off after making you wait almost an hour. Not them. Full price. The fact that people work hard to get to their appointments on time seems to escape some establishments. Blue Cross is apparently one of them. Only one person stuck their head in to say she was running late. Other than that I could have been running a prostitution ring out of that room and no one would have noticed.\n\nSorry Blue Cross...burn me once shame on you...burn me twice and shame on me. I won't be returning. You have nice vets but there are lots of good vets in the valley that will actually value my time and business.
Classification: ringlead
Case: Chain Mexican food...that is actually good!?!?! No Way!! But yes! This is one Chain you can't turn your nose up at! \n\nWhether it is for lunch or dinner, I am never let down with their food or service! Their lunch menu is affordable and good serving sizes, so you don't feel like you are breaking the bank.\n\nDinner has so many choices, but I will only name the two I rotate between. I am a huge Chile Rellenos fan, I order them every where I go and I am particular about where to get the good ones. Abuelo's has excellent Chile Rellenos!\n\nThe next dish that is probably the best one on the menu and they know it, is their LOS MEJORES DE LA CASA, which is 2 small perfectly cooked bacon wrapped beef tenderloin medallions and 2 shrimp with bacon, cheese and jalapenos, mmmmm so so so Good!!! Good along with all its synonyms in the thesaurus!!!\n\nIf you haven't tried it yet, go! What are you waiting for!?!?!?
Classification: stipuled
Case: We decided to go to George's for Charlotte Restaurant week and we were severely disappointed. The wait staff was exceptional...attentive without being intrusive and very helpful. Unfortunately, the food was less than inspiring. \nI'm vegan, so my boyfriend asked the waiter if he could have the chef cook something creative. He came back and said that because it was restaurant week, the chef really couldn't do much since they were so busy. We arrived at 6:30 and there were only 5 other tables seated at the time. Not too busy. The waiter came back and said that the chef could cook up some noodles in olive oil with some spring vegetables. Sounded good. What I got was a bowl of cool pappardelle noodles, no oil and partially steamed squash, asparagus and brussel sprouts. They were unevenly cooked, seperate, cool to the touch and devoid of olive oil, salt or pepper. For a restaurant with such a great reputation, they could have come up with something more impressive than that.\nMy brother had the short ribs - per my boyfriend's recommendation. (He had heard that they were outstanding). They were dry, small, no braised gravy and they too were cool in temp. He commented that it was like leftover pot roast. \nMy boyfriend's meal was the ratatouille and it too was cool, lumpy and the noodles were stuck together. \nI'm giving George's two stars because it was restaurant week. Had it not been, I would have given George's only one star.
Classification: ringlead
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We came here to eat late at night when all the power in the neighborhood went out because of a storm and somehow this part of town didnt get effected. As a reminder, this is my first time at a Michael's Frozen Custard. I was not at all impressed by the food or the dessert. The burger was greasy and much smaller and wimpier compared to the pictures. The custard was nothing out of the ordinary. The one star here is for the shake that my boyfriend got. I took a sip of it and it was delicious. I would not come to this place again simply because for the price I paid for it, it was not worth it. If i want to pay this high price, i expect better burgers and ice cream, especially if this is their specialty. | ringlead | yelp_polarity |
Text - What can I say; I just can't get into this place. \n\nWhile I appreciate that there is anything vegetarian to eat at these kinds of places (especially when I don't have a choice in going), grilled cheese gets boring fast. They have that, but it is completely forgettable and the only other items I saw that were in fair play were plain salads and fried thingies (zucchini, mozzarella, fries, sweet potato fries, etc.). This is Squirrel HIll in Pittsburgh, not back-woods West Virginia. I would like to think they could muster up even something as pitiful as a veggie burger from frozen, but no such luck.\n\nMost recently I went here during a work lunch with a vendor and the service wasn't the best. Our waiter forgot my drink, forgot sauce for my food, forgot that the girl I was with asked for napkins. Perhaps forgivable things, but that plus a vibe not caring put me off. If you are on a tight lunch schedule, this may not be the place to go. Things came out pretty quickly, but I'm not sure you could be in and out in 30 minutes or less. This restaurant is pretty small and I would definitely not suggest trying to fit a group over 5 people in for a meal.\n\nNow, after saying this, I'd like to add a little asterisk: this place probably isn't that bad for non-vegetarians. The food looks good and my work-mate who eats meat loves a few of their dishes. This is one of those reviews that is definitely for vegetarian-eyes-especially.
Group - competition
Text - He scared the living daylights out of me. The last thing I expected was to find a large stranger walking into my room early in the morning. I was still in my night clothes checking my email. He stood around acting confused, checking his clip board and mumbling that the room was supposed to be unoccupied. I assume he was the maintenance man. He didn't leave until I told him to get out. \n\nI was really happy to have found this new Courtyard hotel for my frequent business trips to Middleton. Now I just feel uncomfortable going back there.\n\nTip for hotel management: Please train your staff to knock before entering a guest room even if they think it might be unoccupied.
Group - competition
Text - Comme j'aime cet endroit!\nSi vous cherchez un resto pour une soir\u00e9e r\u00e9ussie, optez pour le Boucan, situ\u00e9 dans la petite Bourgogne, pas trop loin du centre-ville.\n\nJ'ai ador\u00e9 l'ambiance chaleureuse de la place au d\u00e9cor simple, mais hyper joli! Et que dire de la terrasse : wow! Elle ne compte que quelques places seulement, mais elle est vraiment belle et c'est assez agr\u00e9able de s'y trouver en soir\u00e9e. Le Boucan offre un menu de type smokehouse, aux plats inspir\u00e9s de la cuisine du sud des \u00c9tats-Unis. C\u00f4tes lev\u00e9es, burgers, porc effiloch\u00e9, mac n' cheese, gu\u00e9dille, vous vous r\u00e9galerez! Si vous avez une faim de loup ou que vous que vous voulez go\u00fbter \u00e0 tout en partageant avec des amis, essayez le fameux Pit Boss, qui comprend un peu de tout ce qui se trouve sur le menu. Puisque je ne suis pas quelqu'un qui mange beaucoup, je prends bien souvent la salade au poulet qui n'a rien d'ordinaire : elle est absolument D\u00c9LICIEUSE! Le poulet effiloch\u00e9 a un go\u00fbt l\u00e9g\u00e8rement fum\u00e9 et ti\u00e9dit la salade, ce que j'adore. J'ai \u00e9galement go\u00fbt\u00e9 au mac n' cheese, que je n'ai pas vraiment aim\u00e9. Il \u00e9tait excessivement sal\u00e9 et lourd...Pour accompagner votre repas, choisissez une bonne bi\u00e8re ou un cocktail dans la longue liste. Le prix des \"" drinks \"" est un peu \u00e9lev\u00e9, mais ces derniers sont tr\u00e8s bons, alors! Amateur de whisky? Eh bien, vous serez g\u00e2t\u00e9 puisque le Boucan semble en avoir une excellente vari\u00e9t\u00e9.Finalement, choisissez un dessert pour vous sucrer le bec! Mon classique est la tarte au babeurre qui est absolument exquise. Si vous aimez le chocolat et le bacon, optez pour le brownie au bacon, tout le monde dit qu'il d\u00e9licieux. Pour un choix plus original, go\u00fbtez \u00e0 la tarte \u00e0 boire! \n\nC\u00f4t\u00e9 service, c'est g\u00e9nial! Tout le personnel est gentil et attentionn\u00e9. Il n'h\u00e9sitera pas \u00e0 vous faire des suggestions si vous n'arrivez pas \u00e0 choisir.\n\n\nN'oubliez pas de r\u00e9server, car le restaurant est toujours plein \u00e0 craquer!
Group - cistophorus
Text - Traditional North Italian fare served pleasantly but without imagination. This place won't wow, nor probably let you down. It is Red Sauce Central. \n\nVeneto Trattoria has been here for ages and has a solid following of the older crowd and those who can't get into Houston's across the car park.
Group - competition
Text - Purchased a mattress, headboard, and frame from these guys recently. I have to say I've done alot of business with this company and this is the first time I've been disappointed. While in bed all of the sudden the center support snapped as well as the the supports that hold the slates on my side. I have never had this happen to any bed that I've ever purchased. I called them and informed them of the problem, someone is scheduled to come to the house this week to take a look a the bed. The quality of the bed is sturdy and strong except for the support underneath the mattress. Not sure what their going to do about it but I know one thing is for sure, they are going to have to replace it. Not sure if I even want the same frame bc I can absolutely forsee this being an issue in the future. Not a very happy customer! By the way, im 6 foot tall and weigh 200 pounds, by no means should this ever happen!
Group - competition
Text - I can't say enough good things about this company and specifically this location. The employees are so helpful, friendly and genuine. I had two tires replaced a couple weeks ago and it was about $20 more than Purcell. But I wouldn't give my tire business to anyone else!
Group - cistophorus
Text - I have no issues with this place, it's easily navigated and when you are either driving to pick someone up or someone is picking you up from a flight, it's easy to get to the parking area, I like that they have parking done with meters opposed to grouping you into a bulk of other people, ex: you park for 30 mins and you have to pay for 2 hours of parking, so crappy, so I like the parking at this place.\n\nWhen waiting for a flight, there's free wifi, there are nice places to stop in for a bite or a magazine, there's more gambling for those of us that go to Vegas for the \""right\"" reasons.\n\nGood place. Also, the location is nice compared to the hot spots in the city.
Group - cistophorus
Text - Food was 4 star..\nThe service and the interior design was 5 star..\nIf they had happy hour or some specials would be nice
Group - cistophorus
Classify the following: The yogurt was decent. The customer service was lousy. Went in for a late night dessert at 8. The place wasn't busy we weren't sure where to go at first but figured it out on our own. The two guys behind the counter silently watched us. No greeting, no offering to answer questions. By the end of our transaction the cashier had said about 10 words or less. | competition | yelp_polarity |
Example: Everytime I go to Vegas, \n\nI come watch this, it's romantic,it's mesmerizing, it's beauty in motion laced with the grace of dreams...
Class: amovable
Example: Just came back from Vegas, and I have to say that it was an awesome weekend. So me and a couple of buddies decide to roll to Vegas for my buddy's birthday. Normally when I go to Vegas I make it a point to go to Hash House A Go-Go because I love their food. Well, looks like there's a new candidate for my favorite spot to eat at when in Vegas.\n\nThe M Resort is off the strip, but regardless of that fact, it's a beautiful hotel. It's nice, clean, doesn't smell too much like smoke (a plus if you've ever been in a Vegas casino), and best of all....the famous M Buffet, or Studio B Buffet! I've heard about this place before from a lot of friends, so I pretty much knew that it'd be good food, but it wasn't until I was in the line grabbing my food that the awesomeness started settling in.\n\nThe first thing that caught my eye was the seafood. I'm asian so I love crab legs, oysters, and muscles. Needless to say that was the first thing that I grabbed. They also had so much meat! Beef, chicken, pork, fish, etc. If it wasn't extinct, then it was probably being served...haha! Salads, ehh...not much of a salad person, but hey they had your typical salads, pasta salads, fruit salads, etc. Pastries were awesome, as well as your regular kids foods like pizza, fries, chicken wings, etc. I still get those! The best part is....all you can DRINK beer and wine. Yup, that's right! Beer and wine is included in the price. The desserts were really good too. Everything I tried was just really good. The gelato was pretty awesome too. I thought I saw red velvet gelato and I almost cried tears of joy, but it turned out to be strawberry...I cried a little in the inside though...haha. All in all, food galore!\n\nThis place exceeded my highest expectations. I was a bit skeptical thinking that no buffet was worth $30, when I could just go to other buffets that are like $15. I was definitely proven wrong. I paid $30 for a buffet that was worth every single cent. This is a place that I'm definitely going to go to everytime I'm in Vegas. So check it out for yourself. It's not that far of a drive from the strip. It's a beautiful, classy hotel with some bomb food. Last bit of advice, go there hungry, and I mean like Calista Flockhart type hungry cause you'll definitely want your money's worth.
Class: amovable
Example: We went with someone who was a regular here and they pre-ordered a lobster for us. We had a 7 pm reservation and arrived at 7:10 pm. We sat down and the lobster came out right away. Yay! Unfortunately, it was cold and apparently was cooked earlier in anticipation of our 7 pm arrival. Boo! Who cooks a lobster before the guests arrive? What if they don't show? Then the owner blames us for being late! And then we found a few pieces of pork in the lobster. What?\n\nThe rest of the food was ok. The braised duck was delicious but small portion. The ma po tofu was good. Stir-fried bok choy hearts were good. The stir-fried beef was over tenderized and boring. We ordered braised fish that came out steamed. Again some pointless explanations and the fish was replaced with the proper braised fish.\n\nOh well, a wasted night out out for dinner except for my fortune cookie. \""You will inherit some money or a piece of land.\"" Good for me, bad for someone else.
Class: salangid
Example: Worst service I have experienced since moving to Arizona. I love Olive Garden as a chain and I have been to restaurants in several different states. This one started out badly. When we walked in, two servers and two hostesses were standing at the front counter complaining about their personal lives. No one looked at the door, no one greeted us, and when they finally acknowledged us, it was as though we were imposing on their lives. Once we finally got to the table, there were crumbs all over the bench. I can always understand this as I used to work as a server and bartender. When we asked for the host to bring something to clean it up, he brought a wet rag and not a dry one. Once we tried to get into our seats, he left without giving us a chance to ask for a dry towel to dry the seats. I decided to use my cloth napkin to clean it off-- as I was wearing a white dress. After sitting down and drying my seat (my significant other decided he would just tough it out in his black shorts), I looked up and realized 2 of the wine glasses which they set the table with were dirty and had actual food on the rims! After that, we still looked at the menu and thought about staying. As I said, I am pretty tolerant of dirty situations as a former server and bartender and I know how hard they work. Once 5 minutes passed and more than 5 staff members walked by without greeting us, we decided to walk out. \n\nI really love pasta and the way Olive Garden provides a consistent product throughout the US-- but, I will never be a patron of this specific location ever again.
Class: salangid
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omg this place is bomb. fresh, flavorful food and shakes/juices, great prices, perfect location. I've been every day since they opened! highlights (so far)...pb&j greek yogurt parfait, open face breakfast sandwich, grinder, muscle malt. you. must. go. now. | amovable | yelp_polarity |
Text - Worst food ever. Never go there!!!! Went there and had a gyro sandwich got diarrhea right at the same day. I heard similar stories frm my friends and family member @ different times of their visit. We ll never come back!!!!!
Group - magnetist
Text - Honestly, the only reason I'm giving this place 2 stars was because the cheesecake was heavenly. Everything else was a disaster; and this place deserves 1 star.\n\nTo start off... we had a reservation for 7:30. The reservation was for 20 people. (Yes I know serving 20 people can be very difficult, but it can be done... Apparently this is not something that can be done at Maggiano's.) \n\nWhen we arrived the hostesses needed an EXACT number of people who would be dining. That would be 20; hence the reservation for 20 people... This was about 10 minutes of pointless back and forth with the hostess and how many freaking chairs needed to be at the table. 20! SHEESH! \n\nThe next run around we got was that we were not allowed to be seated until all of the guests had arrived. After some of our guests arrived a few minutes later we were still all standing in the lobby. We were told our table would now be ready in 15 minutes. After 20 minutes of clogging up the front door and part of the bar area we walked up to the hostess and asked what the status was. Once again our table would be ready in 15 minutes. Another 20 minutes painfully ticked by. Oh did I mention we had a 3 month old and a toddler in the group? Anyone with a baby/toddler knows how great it can be waiting 45 minutes for a table. NOT! \n\n50 minutes after our reservation had passed we were called up to be seated. Not one of the 3 hostesses apologized or even batted an eye that we had been standing there for 50 minutes?!?! ARE YOU FOR REAL!?\n\nOnce we were seated we were understandably STARVING. Two waiters appeared to take our drink order. The young lady who helped was pleasant and very hospitable, but the gentleman who served us was rude! RUDE! RUDE! RUDE! Like we did something wrong spending our money at this establishment. We asked him if the toddler who was with us could get his water ASAP, as the long wait had been hard on him. He looked at us like we were from another planet. Not only did he not apologize for the wait he huffed and puffed and started stammering \""YOU HAVE TO BEAR WITH US\"". \n\nWE HAVE BEEN BEARING WITH YOU FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!! \n\nThe rudeness continued throughout the entire meal. \n\nAfter all of this, the food was mediocre. Nothing special. Bland. We were never apologized to from any of the staff nor were we even offered a fee appetizer or drink for the wait. \n\nIf I ever return to this restaurant I can assure you it will be by force and not by choice. I can find good cheesecake at a lot of other restaurants that will be happy to take my money.
Group - magnetist
Text - We've been here a few times. Haven't been disappointed yet. As other readers would say there are certainly better buffets out there, but you would also pay a ton more. For the price you pay it is really good. All the norms of a traditional buffet, prime rib, sliced beef, etc. I had a couple exceptional dishes, the Chinese station was delicious. I had the egg rolls, pot stickers, fried rice, Mongolian beef and pork. It was awesome. My wife loved the California rolls and bratwurst and was absolutely satisfied. Overall I was happy, coulda got another star for better deserts and better Mexican. Definitely worth the trip.
Group - cephalotaceous
Text - Can I give it a zero PLEASE OH PLEASE YELP?!\n\nWORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER!\n\nI asked the hostess about happy hour, she rolled her eyes at me and gave me the most attitude ever .. I was shocked! But I still wanted those damn garlic fries so I still let her snooty ass walk me to a table .. she tried walking me to some bfe table and so I told her I was going to sit at the bar for quicker service. She stared at me like I was ridiculous, whatever. \n\nBartenders were clueless with their drinks .. wanted to get drunk after a weeks hard work but no where in PH gave me the chance. :(\n\nIf you're in PH just get some Earl's and gtfo :) Cosmo across the way has much better customer service AND drinkks!
Group - magnetist
Text - This was a great find down here in Gilbert. I have been looking for great (not just good) Chinese food in the area for about 2 months now and thanks to my loyal Yelp reviewers and their photos of the food served I took their advice and found a treasure.\n\nWe arrived for a late lunch 9wife and I0 to a wait and no one but the waitress to clean the tables. then after sitting down it too much too long to get asked what to drink and then while waiting much too long for the drinks we then waited to order our food!\n\nI had Hot and Sour Soup for starters which was awesome! then with the main course I have rice, small salad (very small, almost a garnish along with the mouth full of fried -won-tons) deep fried egg roll and something called \""pang gang beef\"" or ??? anyways, it's breaded beef strips with a very dark rich sauce that included Jalapenos and was supposed to have onions but I think the cook spaced on those and left them out.\n\nIn spite of the misgivings of the slow service, missed food ingredient and dirty tasting hot tea, I would still go back. The flavor, temperature and preparation of the food was simply fantastic.\n\nMy wife and I both enjoyed our lunch dishes and would go back and try other menu items without hesitation.\n\nJust stay away from the hot tea and be ready to wait...
Group - cephalotaceous
Text - i went here last night, to see Kevin smith and Jason mewes, it was was great . very nice place. prices are a little high but it is downtown so that comes with going downtown. the staff was great they were flying around helping a sold out crowd. and i was right next to the stage so i had a great seat. i suggest this place to anyone.
Group - cephalotaceous
Text - I had heard such great things about Port of Subs from my co-workers so I decided to check it out. I like that the meats are sliced fresh. I think the bread tasted like packaged bread you would buy at the store. I do like the options of potato or macaroni salad instead of chips. And I do like that they have 20 oz drinks, not just fountain. For the price and size, I think Jersey Mike's is way better.
Group - magnetist
Text - Good pizza, good service, good draft selection, decent prices... Nothing much more to say.
Group - cephalotaceous
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Love this place so yummy n very good service and clean love taking my family here and friends !!!!! | cephalotaceous | yelp_polarity |
Example: I don't understand the hype of this buffet. Personally I find it overpriced. For example the lunch buffet is only $22 and served from 11am-4pm. They other basic selections of pasta, meats, salads, and 1 sushi option, which is a California roll. Now dinner is 4-9/10 and is doubled the price per say, and includes all of the same items BESIDES an addition to cold crab legs and shrimp. I personally like crab legs hot, so I didn't enjoy. We ironically got there at 3:30pm, obtained lunch price and then experienced dinner for no extra charge. When I saw the dinner selection I was shocked that they would charge people almost doubled for the same thing. I suggest you do what we did to save money and go end of lunch. Good luck
Class: trichostrongyle
Example: Very happy to have stumbled upon this brunch place. LIve band, nice outdoor area, and good food.
Class: unagreement
Example: I'm sold. This place has too many of the same cheap items I can find at the grocery store or discount stores like Target (namely party stuff and gift wrap and tissue paper and arts & crafts). Why go spend more than a dollar for the same stuff? I'm not.\n\nStaff is friendly and place is clean and well organized. Plenty of parking space too.
Class: unagreement
Example: Not the best gelato I've had in the states. A little grainy and had some ice in it too. I would try somewhere else.
Class: trichostrongyle
Classify the following: I ordered a recliner which was to take 8 to 10 weeks. That was no problem. How\never after waiting three months I called to find out where it was and they told us\nit would be about another two plus months. We said no - we've waited long \nenough so we aren't interested and we want a refund. Then they said they had\nmade a mistake and in fact they could deliver in 18 days. Being uneasy at this\npoint we went in and marked the underside of the chair on display with duct tape\nso to verify we had not waited all this time for our new chair to be made, now only\nto receive the used one on the floor. Sure enough they delivered the used chair\nwhich we declined upon delivery when we had them show us the underside and\nwe showed them the duct tape which we took a picture of before calling the store.\nFound the owners to not be forthright as we had to pry the information out of them as to what they had actually done. We canceled the order and got a refund. | trichostrongyle | yelp_polarity |
Text - I thought this place had a stellar vibe - cool bar and danceclub overlooking the Strip. As for the music, awesome Oakland-based DJ's: trunk archives. Cool flashy lights. Fun.
Group - undiscernibleness
Text - We went to the VH1 Rock Honor Awards after party which I believe was in the VIP area - so not sure about the typical crowd or main area but it was a fun venue. The bartenders and servers were incredibly friendly, the music was great, the food decent and unusual, fun, new drinks were served. I'd definitely go back.
Group - undiscernibleness
Text - Came here on a whim and happened to land on the 2 for 1 day! 16$ for a 50 min massage who can complain. Only thing that sucks is theres a long wait for when that happens. Approximately 1 hour and 45 mins till i could get mine. BUT i was the guy who sat around the whole time. You're free to walk out and get some food while you wait. The staff seemed very friendly and helpful. I'll admit being a guy i was a little disappointed when i had a guy in his 60's come out to give me a massage but hey what are ya gonna do. i paid 16 bucks :/ The guy gave me pointers on how to stretch out my muscles better and the massage was just fine. I'll definitely come back here again soon.
Group - undiscernibleness
Text - My husband and I had been trying to conceive for almost 2 years. We were fortunate to get pregnant twice, but miscarried both times. It was devastating. We were referred to Dr. Patel through our OBGYN. After working with him for just two short months, we were able to conceive for a third time and were able to keep this pregnancy. We are so excited and grateful Dr. Patel's assistance. Not only was he able to assist us in such a short period of time, but he also made the experience a very comforting one. We felt very safe with him and enjoyed working with him. I would recommend Dr. Patel to anyone.
Group - undiscernibleness
Text - its onle 2 stars because i ate breakfast.... lunch would have been better
Group - tubae
Text - I am very saddened to have to give this place a poor review. Mostly because of the wait and the food it just wasn't what I was expecting from a restaurant that has 4 positive star reviews. I was really looking forward to bringing my hubby to a great steak place for his birthday but I was just not happy with the meal. \n\nWhen we first arrived our reservation had been for 8 o'clock but i asked to move it to 830 so that we can sit at a bigger table as opposed to one of the small roundtables. The hostess on the phone told me that that would be no problem in that 830 they would have a rectangular table ready for us to sit at and dine. \n\nWe arrived early and sat at the bar waiting for our table to be available I looked around and seen at least three or four Open tables at the time but I assumed maybe they had already been reserved for other couples. As we waited we both ordered an appetizer of mac & cheese and fried chicken liver.\n\nIt took about 15 minutes for appetizers to come out and by the time they did our table was ready. We grabbed our drinks and the woman guided us to a small roundtable I looked at her and said well we requested a square table and that's why we waited until 830 as opposed to 8 o'clock. She stared at us as if she had no idea what we were talking about she said okay well just give me a minute. She came back two minutes later and decided to sit us at one of their 4 Seater square metal tables as opposed to the two-seater woodblock table. I didn't mind sitting there but when we sat down there was an awfully weird smell almost like mildew and the seats that we say in still had crumbs in it from the guest that were sitting there before us. \n\nI wipe down my seat and didn't bother to complain. The waitress gave us menus and asked us if we wouldn't know what we wanted to order. of course after having waited for 30 minutes we already knew. We decided to get that 34 ounce ribeye meal for two. I was very excited about ordering the ribeye especially after seeing all the beautiful pictures on yelp about how tender and juicy was. But to my surprise when it finally came to the table and I tried to cut into it it wasn't as tender as I had first assumed. We ordered the steak medium and it was very pink on the inside so I knew they didn't mess up the cooking process. Once I had tasted it it lacked flavor tremendously as if they had just brought the steak from the store, cooked it up and threw it on our plates. I assume the steak in itself would be full of flavor and bursting with with with taste but it just wasn't it was flavorless and bland and the only thing that made me eat it was a steak sauce that accompanied it. \nThe mac & cheese wasn't too good either it lacked that very delicious cheesy taste that you get from most creamy mac & cheese dishes. I did however enjoy the chicken livers they were very soft and not too hard to chew but the breading kept falling off of each piece that I picked up which only defeated the purpose of it being fried in the first place. \n\nA few slices through the steak I was so disappointed that I just decided to stop eating and just stuck to the potato wedges and mushrooms that came with the dish. \nIt was a Monday night when we went so they had a guest DJs come in and also a group of people advertising Pimm's gin liquor. There is another issue I had with this restaurant. The music should go according to the Environment. The DJ that they had hired to play music was playing it way too loud I almost felt like I was in a club even though I looked around and saw people casually dining. It didn't make sense to me at all. the free samples of gin may have been the only upside to that evening. I had informed them over the phone that it was my hubby's birthday soon but before we received the check we never even heard a mention about it. Once I brought it up to the waitress she asked if we had any desserts in mind. I wasn't too excited about the regular food so dessert wasn't really an option for me. My hubby on the other hand really enjoyed the steak so he decided to get a dessert to maybe save the evening for me. the vanilla dessert was very delicious. i scraped the inside of the glass container just to savor each bite.\n\nBy the end of the night after a few beers a cocktail in all the food we had ordered my bill was about $140 including the tip. I was very disappointed that I had spent so much money and was so dissatisfied I should've just stuck with my regional got it went to capital Grille where I have never been disappointed. Maybe this place has better options for lunch or brunch or maybe I should just order something else but either way I probably won't be returning to meat and potatoes anytime soon.
Group - tubae
Text - Just a run of the mill Subway. Ate there last week and noticed a good size cockroach run under the chip rack.\n\nI don't think I will be back...
Group - tubae
Text - $4.00 for an espresso that tastes stale and burnt. I believe next time I'll take my money elsewhere.
Group - tubae
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It's a cute, little caf\u00e9. Not much room between tables; felt like I was part of everyone's conversation. Next time, I'll grab and go. | tubae | yelp_polarity |
Example: I am a President's Club member, arrived to a dirty Mini-Van! Really? The NeverLost in the car did not work (no sound). They didn't seem to care. Exactly :)???
Class: semioscillation
Example: Great in house made donuts!!! Good prices too. It was our first time going and we will be back! Highly recommend the original
Class: subacidness
Example: Amazing menu. I need to go back and try everything on it. \n\nCocktails are tasty and creative. My hubs and I each started with one, and a half dozen oysters. Then he got the mac and cheese of the moment (shortrib and mushroom) - it was amazing... I kept reaching across the table to steal bites. I got the pasta with clams. Really tasty, bonus points for house-made pasta. \nEverything was flavorful and pretty large portions. Menu is on the pricier side, which may prevent us from going weekly... but the service and ambience validate the price. I really appreciate all of the \""of the moment\"" daily specials. Lots of great touches - like getting offered citrus of choice (lemon, lime, orange) on a platter with your water. We are looking forward to going to back and trying more of the menu. Also plan on coming for happy hour... great addition to the neighborhood!
Class: subacidness
Example: To be fair, I don't have kids, and don't like them in big groups. We stayed here for a short stint during the CineVegas Film Festival. It's grimy. It's gross. I didn't want to touch anything, and I'm not one of those \""germ people.\""\n\nThe room we booked ended up being in this weird offset barracks area instead of being attached to the main hotel. It was a hike just to get to the strip.\n\nI played poker here with a bunch of degenerates and every day gamblers. I won $35, which was nice.\n\nThe one shining star: There's a taco place in the food court, which had cheap and good food. Nothing amazing, but they actually made their carnitas there.\n\nIf you MUST bring your kids to Vegas, this might be a good place to stay--there were tons of kids there. But Vegas with the kids? Really? Are you sure that's a good idea? How about ANYWHERE ELSE?! Or leave them at Grandma's.\n\nCircus Circus. More like 'I Didn't Like-cus it There-cus.'
Class: semioscillation
Considreing the above, classify the following: If I could give less than 1 star, I would. I booked a reservation for 12 almost two weeks in advance of the date we wanted to dine. I explained it was a going away party for a member of our team and that we wanted a large table. I was told that would be no problem. I was then told I had to give a credit card number to hold the table. I questioned this as I have made numerous reservations and have never had to do this previously. Chris stated he would not be able to hold without the information so I reluctantly gave it to him. We arrived as a group a few minutes early for our reservation at 11:30am. We were immediately greeted and seated as one of only two occupied tables in the entire restaurant. The problem is that five (5) of us were at one round table and five (5) of us were at another. We requested a different table or to push the two together. We were told by our waiter that it was not possible to do this as the tables were not made to fit together and they had a full booking. We had one waiter and the other table had a different waiter. Our waiter was awful. We had to request drink refills two separate times during our 45 minute wait on our food and he never came back to check on us once he served our food. When I eat out at a supposed \""fine dining\"" establishment and pay $16 and change for a 6 ounce filet, I expect it to be superb. It wasn't. I would have sent the dish back, but the waiter never returned. Since it was a business group we couldn't wait another 45 minutes. A lady at my table ordered the white bean dish and it was so salty she couldn't finish it. Another diner at my table got the macaroni and cheese as an entree. The noodles were under done and a bit chewy. We requested our separate checks the next time we saw the waiter as we needed to get back to work. When he brought the checks, they had charged us a 20% gratuity. I asked why and was told because we were in a large party. I explained to him that I did not feel we should have to pay the gratuity as my reservation was not honored and our service was lacking. He said it was policy. I asked for the manager who introduced himself as Eric. I explained the situation to him. Having to ask for refills, the long wait, the waiter not coming back ,etc. He stated we are a large party and it is policy. I told him we were treated as separate parties. We were not seated together, did not share the same waiter and did not get served at the same time. He refused to budge but said he would ask the owner. I was then approached by the owner/chef. It was apparent from the look on his face when he approached me that he was ready for battle. His opening words were, \""You got great service and great food so you should pay for it.\"" I told him the service was not great, the food was not great. I tried to explain the situation. He told me I should just pay my bill. I told him we were treated as two separate parties and not seated at the same table. He stated, \""Well, you walked in the door together.\"" I told him if the $ was that important to him, I would pay it, but that I work for a large corporation within 2 blocks of his restaurant and that I would have thought repeat business and keeping a good relationship with his diners would be worth more than that to him. He said he didn't appreciate me threatening him (???!!??!) and for me to pay my bill and get out. I gave the waiter my credit card assuming he meant to pay it without the gratuity, which I was more than willing to do. When the bill came back, they had charged me the gratuity so I refused to sign it. Another lady in my party of 5 paid her bill with a 10% tip. The waiter brought the check back and said it was short. She said she meant to only tip 10%. He told her that they had had people ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO PAY THEIR TIPS BEFORE. She became frightened and put another $5 bill in the folder and left the restaurant. Did I mention this lady is in her 60's? When I refused to sign my check the manager, Eric, told me that by refusing to sign I was refusing to pay and that they would call the police. I told him to go ahead, but wanted to see the written policy. He told me it was on the website. ??? Everyone checks a website before making a reservation? Then told me it was my lucky day & they wouldn't be calling the cops, but would be taking it up with the credit card company. Good luck. Hope that $60 is worth the report to the BBB! | semioscillation | yelp_polarity |
Example: Really similar to a VIP lap dance. Fun, fast and expensive. It's a must do for the first time but you wouldn't be all that eager to do it all again.\n\nI shot the SAW, MP5 and m4 on their 3 guns for $160 package. It was a worthwhile experience but the guys there rush you and you can be in and out within 15 minutes. The guys rush you and don't really give you that many pointers. Other guys with other groups were taking their time though and helping out and letting pictures be taken with the guns. \n\nWord of warning if you get a taxi here w/ no cell the gun store wont call a taxi for your afterwards so we went to a 711 payphone and then was told the wait was 1hr, so ended up on the bus back to MGM and then taxi from there to Hard Rock. Kinda lame.
Class: outhymn
Example: Boy is this place ever a freaking cliche. The girls with sleeve tats, the barista with the sternum piercing. The dude outside with crazy dreadlocks. The insane obsession with everything being \""organic'. Yes this is your generic run of the mill \""non-generic\"" coffee shop. It's clean. It has all the drinks you come to expect from a coffee shop. Price was what I expected. Taste was what I expected. I can't say I can find anything special about this place, but for a good solid coffee shop in Vegas I can't think of another place I'd recommend more.
Class: psammophyte
Example: Service was very slow at lunch. Pizza was ok - have had better pizza at their other locations.
Class: outhymn
Example: Ted's is one of the few hot dog joints where the hot dogs actually are better than the pricier sausages. But don't get me wrong, everything they serve is good. I first had Ted's when I was 8 years old, and it remains my favorite dog in Arizona. Every weiner is perfectly charred over coals. And the onion rings are battered and wonderful, more like an Awesome Blossom than breaded, frozen fast food rings.
Class: psammophyte
Example: Gross just gross go to Mediterranean Grill caffe' for the most delicious gyro! It's on lake mead not far from here.
Class: outhymn
Example: like the rating says 'Woohoo! As good as it gets!\""\nmy homie's a local so he thought id like the place. saw some flairing (VERY cool), had some tequila for breakfast (mixed with pomegranate juice and some other goodies-total YUM) and they have some awesome bartenders...or wait-'mixologists'? and it was very chill...at 10am =p
Class: psammophyte
Example: I was excited about visiting a new Indian restaurant in Downtown Pittsburgh that is in close proximity to my office, but this lunch buffet visit of Monday, 22 September 2014 was a great disappointment. I received a pleasant greeting and a 'thank you' from the owner. The busser did not interact with me. No one performed a quality check or did anything to be assured of my satisfaction. Used plates were taken away promptly and I received a water refill without having to ask. I agree with the writer who said that the place was too hot; this was the case even on a cool day. I had perspiration running down my neck while dining. Beware the dish which contains microscopic particles that appear to resemble broccoli and cauliflower as it is very spicy. The only vegetable that could be readily identified in it is a few carrot slices. I was hoping to find the staple Indian dish, aloo gobi, but it was not offered. There was a dish which featured only potato slices and the cauliflower offered in the vegetable dish was not enough to satisfy any diner. I arrived at 12:45, which should be the height of lunch hour. There were only two diners there at that time, although a few other parties arrived during the short time I was there. The buffet items had obviously been sitting out for a long time. The white rice, which I was pleased to find was unadulterated by any seeds or seasoning, was in small quantities of clumps. Many of the dishes needed to be replenished, but only the fried vegetable dish was during the time that I was there. The signs denoting the names of the dishes are do not enable the American customer to determine their ingredients. The tandoori chicken was quite tasty; I can only imagine how good it would have been if it had at least been served warm. India Palace and Indian Spices on Sixth Street are far better choices for the Indian food lover, and Indian Spices is 58 cents less for the lunch buffet!
Class: outhymn
Example: The best shrimp tacos in Arizona are 2 for $5. \n\nIf you're not in the process of getting in your car and heading to Tacos Atoyac, re-read that first blip.\n\nThis is not a drill.
Class: psammophyte
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11/25/10\n\n2.5 stars.\n\nWasn't able to secure a reservation at either Chandler's or Ahwatukee's Mimi's Cafe, but I did have two reservations at Rustler's Rooste and McCormick & Schmick's. Mom didn't relish the thought of having to dine outside at RR's, so M&S it had to be.\n\nReservation was for two at 8p, and knowing we'd be slightly tardy (we arrived at 8:05p), I'd called before we left and was told that there wouldn't be any problems keeping the reservation. It took about 10 minutes to be seated, which wasn't so bad, considering that the hosts seemed disorganized and slightly frantic, and there were about 10 or more people waiting in a scattered formation before us (it was VERY cold outside, and no one wanted to feel the breeze everytime someone opened the doors!). However, it took another 15 mins. before our server greeted us, which also meant we had to wait that long before getting a sip of water!\n\nFood was, on the whole, delicious (w/ a few exceptions), but it was the timing that ruined the experience for us. After being served water, we both ordered the Turkey dinner, each w/ a choice of side (Mom chose the sweet potato crumble, and I the macaroni and cheese), plus a side salad and dessert (cheesecake or upside-down apple pie- we both chose the pie). Mom also wanted the calamari app. How I wished I'd listened to our server when he recommended the crumble over the mac 'n cheese after I'd asked him which was better :( The SPC was heaven (!), while the mac needed more cooking time. Even the replacement wasn't any good. The sliced oven-roasted turkey dinner was terrific, which included mashed potatoes, stuffing, fresh cranberry sauce, crispy green beans, and sliced carrots. We were served cheesecake, instead of apple pie, and when we nicely pointed out the mistake, we were told that the apple pie would take a little longer as it was still baking, and the cheesecake was taken away. Mom didn't care for the pie; I, on the other hand, really liked the homemade filling!\n\nRun-down of the timing of food delivery:\n\n8:25p- Water and server greeting.\n8:35p- Salad and app. delivered.\n9:25p- Turkey dinner entrees arrived.\n10:10p- Cheesecake slices placed on table and taken away shortly after.\n10:40p- Upside-down apple pie slices presented.\n10:55p- Credit receipt delivered and signed.\n\nAs I mentioned above, food was solid (w/ exception to the mac 'n cheese and cheesecake mis-step), but service was extremely lacking.\nEven the women's restroom needed dire attention... Perhaps M&S' 4th year of T-day dinner will be more successful (I think this was the 3rd year since they first offered it), but I won't be back to find out. Next Turkey day dining out, I'll make sure to place my reservation at Mimi's ahead of time! | outhymn | yelp_polarity |
Text - I went to this club as part of a party bus tour and this was our first stop. It had the neon lights going and go go dancers everywhere. The dancers on the front stage started giving out glow Sticks and one had a big Mohawk that said haze. It was such a wonderful experience for my friends and I, however the drinks were very pricey.
Group - bemuzzle
Text - You already know how you feel about TJ's, so are you really reading reviews to see what others think? Food voyeur that I am, I google around to see what others are recommending. My buys:\n1. Wines ... google \""jasonswineblog\"" for his infamous TJ's Top 10\n2. Rittersport... dark choc w/ hazelnuts, $2/bar beats all other except sales might match\n3. Rumford baking powder... alum free, why not, it can't hurt\n4. Haricot vert... when Costco's fresh version is much too large in size, these are petite\n5. Mozzarella balls... large or small\n6. Gingerroos... I can't duplicate the deliciousness of these cookies for either taste or cost...mmmm....\n7. Choc croissants... wow, really it's like having a mini bakery at home\n8. Gorgonzola gnocchi... we add in our own homemade frozen pesto or shrimp and peas, it's our emergency meal\n9. Wild Mushroom and Truffle Pizza... buy this in bulk\n\nI suspect many shop here b/c they like the TJ's feel of semi-exclusitivity or belonging to some insiders club.. I've found my share of loser products here, but admit it, there is a few items you just love to get here too. \n\nIt's no (public) secret they are owned by a German corp (http://money.cnn.com/2010/08/20/news/companies/inside_trader_joes_full_version.fortune/)... and I've always been amused by general product recalls which also list TJ's as impacted... then it dawns here is another bulk supplier buying the same recalled nuts as Walmart and Costco, but are you blaming TJ's for finding a successful marketing niche that works. The employees seem enthusiastic about the products they sell and contribuate to an overall warm feeling to the store... so a happy family (faceless corp or not) is just good business.
Group - bemuzzle
Text - Not bad for sushi but not great either as this place can be really hit or miss. Some days the rolls are wrapped perfect and other days they are looser than MC Hammer pants. The fact that the location is convenient to my girlfriends house makes this an easy stop somedays to fill a sushi craving but not destination sushi. Went the other day and the albacore and salmon sashimi was cut odd so that it was stringy but the Zushi Kee roll was very good and flavorful as was the other roll i had. Other times I have been things have been just fine. Once again they have changed ownership so hopefully things will stabilize. I will probably keep coming back when I have a craving and I am near by but if i want great sushi this is not where I am headed.
Group - Vedda
Text - PLEASE BE ADVISED: They only have rooms with 1 King sized bed and the other bed is a Queen SOFA bed.\n\nAlso, it's suppose to be quite far from the strip... out by the Palms and Luxor.\n\nI booked through Priceline and they will not refund me for an off strip room for 1... despite my parameters being the opposite.
Group - Vedda
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How can you call EGG ROLLS vegetarian?! Eggs = vegetarian?! I will also add that there was pork in them, a very small amount. \n\nExcuse me, but do you work there? If so I am sorry if I offended you or your wife on her cooking, although last time I checked Yelp is an open forum for people to share individual opinions on dining experience with others. Maybe you should use this post as constructive criticism rather than resort to childish rants on women's 'monthly cycles' as though that would be a reason for me to write a post where I continuously say it may have been an 'off day' for the chef. \n\nRegardless, Stephen T. that post you wrote was very unprofessional and thus proves why I will not recommend anyone to eat at Mr. chop-chop. | Vedda | yelp_polarity |
Text - After hearing the raves about this place from my friends, I went for it. Not a fan. The service is SO SLOW. I also was very put off when the waitress told a member of our party to ash her cigarettes on the floor because she didn't know or feel like finding us an ashtray. That's just kind of dodgy to me.
Group - pycnosporic
Text - I am reviewing this order based on take-out, so I cannot comment on the in-house service or atmosphere.\n\nConsidering how many Thai and Asian places there are in the area, I would skip this place. Overall, the prices seemed too high for the portions they gave and the food was only ok.\n\nI ordered two salads the Thailandaise and the Cambodgienne salad. The thailandaise salad was very good and tasty, probably the best thing I ate all night. The Cambodgienne salad was very bland. The dressing was almost tasteless so it was essentially a bed of iceburg lettuce with some slices of chicken on top. Extremely disappointing and not worth the money I paid for it at all.\n\nThe dishes I ordered were beef and broccoli, chicken in peanut sauce, and crevettes aux trois saveurs. The beef and broccoli and the shrimp dish were okay, but nothing special. The chicken in peanut sauce tasted pretty good but the crispy spinach that came with it was not crispy at all and there was only about 1 forkful. (I live about 2 minutes away from the restaurant, so travel time wouldn't have made it soggy. I did show up 5 minutes earlier than they told me to and the meal was already done and sitting on the counter, so the crispy spinach probably sat for some time.) Extra disappointing since I pretty much begged for an extra bowl of crispy spinach but they (the 3 different people I spoke to on the phone in French and English) didn't understand me. Oh well, it would have probably been soggy anyways.\n\nLike I said at the beginning, considering the options in the area, and the price to portion ratio, I would go elsewhere.
Group - pycnosporic
Text - Like a previous writer said, used to be much better under previous ownership. I'm a regular here (4 times a month on average) and i've noticed the service and quality isn't what it used to be. I usually order the hot & spicy chicken. The order i had last night wasn't good and their was nothing spicy about it. To make matters worse, I always order and pay online through Eat 24. Last night I went to pick up my order and was charged again for my food. When I explained I already paid online, the guy insisted I had not. Their was a language barrier so I did not want to argue with the guy so I paid for the food again. Then had to go home and spend 20 minutes on the phone with eat 24 to get my charges reversed. Looks like i will be looking for a new place in Henderson for Thai food. Too bad cause I really liked this place.
Group - pycnosporic
Text - So if you are in the Vegas area, and are on a Burger hunt.. We'll you've come to the right place....If you haven't been...you definitely are missing out. So out-of-towners...If you have a rental...Bet your bottom dollar you'd wanna make the effort to come here. \n\nThe burgers are fresh, and has a spin when compared to your all american burger. Their specialty are the burgers with the Asian twist to them. The meat is thick and moist. Very different, original and tasty! They have quite a few selections but I've only tried the Kiki burger and Ronin, both of which are good...wait I lied! I've also tasted the KimChi burger from a friend's plate= This burger was decent...a bit weird for me since I didn't know what to think of the kimchi veggies combined with my burger... Bachi Burger does have a small selection of your all american burgers but the waiter will advise you that people usually don't come to order those. \n\nI've also tried their Ox tail chili cheese fries....De-LIcious!!! They even include a sunny side up on top of the thing. :) Makes me happy just to think of this dish. My friend ordered the bbq pork bun dish (its one of the three pictures I have up) ...I think they were good, but for the price, I think i've had better. \n\nThe only thing I think would make this burger not so appealing to people is if they are like me: I simply like less meat (like the amount you get in a cheeseburger at in N out). I usually go with others who I gladly separate the pattie in two and hand half of it over to someone else. The thing is, there is too much meat for me and that isn't a problem when you could share it with others (having too little would be a problem as you would have to maybe order more). :) \n\nCome people! \n\nTK
Group - ondine
Text - I like this place for lunch. It's cheap and filling. The food is good, not great. The plate lunches are nice. The Korean dishes are a bit better and I usually opt for these.\n\nThe service matches the price (as in there is a cashier and you take care of everything else). The place is clean, but calling it \""no frills\"" would be too much praise. It's paper plates and disposable utensils. If you ask for a water cup, you get a tiny little dixie cup. On the water tap on the soda fountain there's a sign that reads \""ANYONE CAUGHT USING WATER CUPS FOR SODA WILL BE FINED $2:00!\"" I have no idea why I find that so funny.\n\nOh, and they have beer. A nice plus.
Group - ondine
Text - I had a water leak inside a wall. I called Brothers Plumbing in an emergency to get the water stopped. It turned out the water leak was in a fitting right at the concrete floor inside the wall and very hard to get to. Kevin came out and analyzed the problem and determined a way to fix it with minimal damage to the surrounding area. Kevin was very knowledgable and explained all my options regarding the repair prior to doing the work. I appreciated his technical ability.
Group - ondine
Text - By far the WORST service we ever received in any restaurant. The only reason they are getting 2 stars is that our food was good. We called ahead for a table for 8. I was told 45 min wait. Fine - we show up and waited 15 minutes longer (total 60 min) We were seated next to a large group of kids and a wall. We ordered our drinks, It was so tight the wait staff couldn't even serve water to us. While we were waiting for our beer and appetizers, (We never received the complimentary biscuits) I asked the hostess if we could be moved to another larger table, they seemed very put out and they let me know that it was disruptive to the staff. They had to change servers since the new table was 6 ft away. After moving and waiting 15 (yes fifteen) I asked the server if we could please get our beer, and the lemon we had asked for our water. I also reminded her about the biscuits. I was told they were coming. Another server brought us our appetizer, sat it on the table and walked away. Were we supposed to eat off of the table? So we waited until someone came by, I asked for plates and again asked for our beer and lemon. We were brought out salads, that was messed up too. By that time, we gave up on the biscuits. I excused myself and asked to speak to the manager. I expressed my concerns, he apologized and said he would stop by the table. We finished our dinner, apologized to the server for being apparently so difficult. Before leaving I asked for the biscuits we should've received at the beginning of our meal to go. The manager NEVER came by to say anything to my family. There were so many other instances of poor service, from refills, to us not being offered additional plates for the kids, no warm towels offered at the end of our meal, on and on. Very disappointed in this particular restaurant, but I still reluctantly tipped the server a minimum 15% gratuity. I won't be back. Ever. I guess since it's LV, they assume we won't be regular guests, but to their dismay my sister lives here near Red Rock and strongly suggested she will never eat there again. Too bad, since we regularly try to support the business's in our neighborhoods.
Group - pycnosporic
Text - I'm allergic to seafood but love every sort of market under the sun. For years I have strolled on past Whooley's thinking it was a mini seafood market with nothing for this girl. Boy, was I wrong!\n\n-fresh rolled sushi (he had a sign hanging as one of the best of Pitt magazine)\n-cases upon cases of living fish, lobsters, you name it \n-fresh produce \n-samples\n-seating are upstairs for those who decide to plunge in to the soft shell crab sandwiches or clam chowder \n-multiple types of seafood salads\n\nDefinitely worth adding to your Strip District itinerary.
Group - ondine
Considreing the above, classify the following: Again I rarely write reviews on any website but after this experience I thought a review was in order. I was in need of tires yesterday and after a call to Discount Tire, being given high prices on tire brands I had never heard of before, I went to Firestone on Osborn in Phoenix. After going over several tires available, we agreed on the Firestone Affinity Touring tire and the out the door sale price - all much less than Discount Tire for Non-Name Brand tires. The reason I am really writing this review is to warn anyone that is buying tires from a Firestone or much less any other tire shop- LOOK AT THE SIDE WALL OF THE TIRE WHEN YOU GET THE CAR BACK TO MAKE SURE THE TIRE ON THE INVOICE THAT YOU PURCHASED IS THE SAME AS WHATS ON THE CAR. I got home after a hot Phoenix afternoon at the Firestone and didn't look at my car till this morning when I was leaving for the day and noticed that the side wall of the tire looked different than the display and saw the words Firestone Fr710 on the sidewall - I googled and found out that the Firestone Fr710 was a much less desirable and lesser warranted tire- not the tires that I was supposed to get. Now I called the Firestone shop and they apologized and I went back and they put the proper tires on and we will chock this up to an honest mistake that was corrected without a problem, but a warning for the future to anyone else buying tires. Match the work order to the tires on the car after the work is completed. | pycnosporic | yelp_polarity |
Text - My first experience here was a win. Mary is unbelievably meticulous in her attention to detail. I have very weak nails. She took her time applying the gel and inspected each coat. She made sure each nail was completely sealed and promised if my nails weren't any stronger next time, we would try another way to get them looking great. The $30 pedicure was fantastic as well. The services are not overpriced for what you get. The shop is nicely decorated and extremely clean. The shop owners were very friendly, making sure everyone had a cold bottle of water and their customers were happy. My only recommendation would be to lose the tired tunes and go for some spa type music with maybe add a small fountain to add to the spa like feel. It's a great location in Tempe. I will for sure to be back and see my new friend Mary for another mani pedi.
Group - orillion
Text - It used to be that when I wanted to go for a drink or a bite before or after a movie downtown, I really had to rack my brain. Then, Dominion Square Tavern opened and solved this problem. Great minds think alike, though, and this makes reservations essential (I've been disappointed more than once when trying to drop in). The decor is suitable to a tavern, though more upscale and with great attention to detail - I love the old antique phone, the fonts used, and the wall art. I can see the touch of the people behind Baldwin Barmacie, another bar with great decor details.\n\nThey have an ok wine list, but I prefer their cocktails, especially their gin & tonic with homemade tonic water. The Royal Gin Fizz is also a good choice. Food wise, I really enjoyed the roasted cod with kale and carrot pur\u00e9e: very flavorful and satisfying. It's definitely one of if not the best option for drinking and dining in the downtown area.
Group - orillion
Text - Service and cleanliness and such were okay, but the food was mediocre compared to other places in town and it was expensive for the low quality and taste they offer. Their BBQ to go for the duck and pork are much better, but this isn't a good dine in place.
Group - atonal
Text - Had their lunch special sandwich, which was the farmhouse burger. (ingredients were angus burger, sauteed spinach, grilled portobello mushrooms, goat cheese) The only things that had flavor were the mushrooms and goat cheese. The burger was mediocre at best. The service was OK, but slow. Although I won't be returning back here for food anytime soon, it looks like a great place for some drinks with friends.
Group - atonal
Text - I think the intrigue of this place is part of it's magic,\n\nAfter reading reviews, looking at pictures, going to their website,NOTHING prepares you for what you experience here. Did dinner and the show with friends. I have lived in Vegas for over 15 years and I will say this is by far the most unique night I have ever had. Food was amazing, atmosphere was great, service was perfect. \n\nIt is a living art piece. Sounds, smells, tastes, visuals. Every sense is satisfied. \n\nThe performers are magnificent. The show was fun and fully entertaining.\n\nI will return as will everyone in my party of four.
Group - orillion
Text - Obviously, I knew coming in to it that this is an older hotel and I did not have high expectations. I want to start off by saying that they really need to create a better valet service - it took us over thirty minutes to get our car after we checked out. The bathrooms in this place are old, dingy, and plain terrible. The shower and tub we had was broken; the water would get stuck going down the drain and the shower head was shooting water everywhere. \n\nWe were stuck with a room on the 7th floor. It was the first time that I woke up in the middle of the night due to the street noise... in Vegas. All in all, you get what you pay for. This hotel is okay if you are just looking for a cheaper place to stay at while in Vegas. If you are going to the strip to experience the full-on Vegas experience, then I recommend going to another hotel.
Group - atonal
Text - I could easily spend a paycheck in this place. Gift shopping is a cinch. I'm really bad at picking out gifts for any occasion. Its like an ethnic Pier 1. \n\nAll of the furniture is fab and reasonably priced. There was a small kitchen island I was eyeing for $100 and a book shelf on sale for $170 (you will be mine. Oh, yes ...). I want to buy everything. I'm on a strict budget. I'm like a kid at Disneyland, told I can't ride anything. A hooker with a crack rock that I can't smoke, if you will. \n\nThey have a large wine selection and packaged foods. Lots of kitchenwares and cool home furnishings. \n\nSome things are cheesy and overpriced, like fake house plants and giclees (gross). But just keep digging, you'll find something, honey. Today, I bought an mbira!!1 Who can say that? But it was $7 and no bigger than my palm. \n\nLocation is cool. I hit up Cost Plus, Borders, and DSW all in the same intersection. And then its just right down the road from In-n-Out, Chipotle, Golden Spoon, and The Cupcakery. http://www.cakefarts.com/\n\n* off the strip, non-casino
Group - orillion
Text - Beware Scam outfit if you are selling furniture to them. Owner Jill was interested in my daughter's bedroom set. I sent many photos and listing from CL. I described some marks /swirls on dresser. Jill offered $600 for set upfront and arranged movers to come for items. Movers were supposed to bring check. When movers came, immediately they started taking photos of swirl marks and trying to find more wrong with set but nothing was said. They moved all items onto the truck then called Jill. At this point, I was told movers didn't have a check from the start and she would only take the items on consignment. She starting making a big deal about an item which was shown and listed in photos. THE MOVERS NEVER HAD A CHECK TO BUY ITEMS - I had movers bring items back into house. BEWARE - scammers.
Group - atonal
Considreing the above, classify the following: Ordered the juicy 8 ounce burger with folded in cheddar cheese on a wheat bun with happy hour chicken strips. The chicken strips were lightly breaded & slightly singed, but you could taste the char, kinda weird.\n\nThe burger arrived hot, along with the bun & a generous helping of toppings. I liked how juicy it was, but it didn't live up to expectations, when it came to taste. The burger was seemingly flavorless.\n\nThe person that came with me ordered the same burger and also said that it lacked enough flavor to justify it's cost. He even mentioned of visiting a fast food company afterwards.\n\nThe burgers were juicy, but when it comes to flavor and because of the higher cost, I would suggest finding another location to get one. Minus two stars for lack of flavor and one star off for the server not checking to see how my meal was going. | atonal | yelp_polarity |
Case: Just moved to the area and came in here twice due to the convenient location. The 1st time I came in, one of my shirts shrunk in laundry. The 2nd time, one of my shirts came back with a tear in the arm. I called to see if they would take care of it and they told me its a wear and tear issue. Having only had this shirt for 6 months and never having an issue with my previous dry cleaner, I was certainly surprised to hear that. For me it seems pretty clear cut that if a garment is damaged in your possession that you should replace it. Given the experiences I had in my two trips to this location I certainly will not be going back and would definitely recommend avoiding this business.
Classification: Stromatoporidae
Case: Only went here cause we got a $20 credit. Decent food, got the spider roll, Singapore noodles and shrimp fried rice.
Classification: Stromatoporidae
Case: I love Coca Cafe more than any other restaurant in Pgh. So you have to wait? Whatever. You should, because it's worth it. Or go on a weekday and sit outside sipping mint tea and watching the traffic on Butler and the comings and going at the convenience store next door. Classy? Maybe not. But fantastic nonetheless.\n\nWalk in, seat yourself (if it's not Sunday) and listen to Brazilian music. Get a coffee. Get cinnamon swirl bread that absolutely oozes butter and fat and sensuous warmth. On Sunday get any of the specials. Today both the chorizo stuffed banana peppers and the waffled french toast with peaches made me about want to die they were so good. I thought I would explode, but I refused to leave anything behind. \n\nAlso, I love the server from ATL. He's the only person in Pgh that I've met who says 'y'all' (besides myself.) More y'all. Less yinz. I'm all for it. And they have secret caches of Sriracha (cock sauce for those less prudish than I) if you happen to dislike Tabasco.
Classification: songish
Case: Tao nightclub review:\n\nAwesome decor. I looooove everything Buddha, and the feel of this club is awesome. The little bathtubs filled with water, candles, and rose petals is really pretty. The humongous Buddha on the side of the club is so rad.\nAnd the fact that there are like 4 different rooms/clubs within this club make it even better!\n\nI've been to TAO many times before and have always enjoyed myself. I went 2 weeks ago and had the best time yet. We had about 11 people and ended up just getting a table and bottle service. 2 bottles of Grey Goose, 1 bottle of Macallan 21, and a bottle of Rum. And all the mixers we needed. The area we had was really quite big, and we all had room to comfortably sit down if need be. But we danced the night away :)\n\nI guess there are parts of the club that close earlier than others, because our section closed around 3-4am? Whatever time it was, it closed and we moved to another part of the club. This area was just as fun, but we didn't have a table. We continued dancing and having a great time. Then from the ceiling comes confetti :) and about 30min later dry foam comes out. Way fun when you're wasted lol\n\nI will definitely go back and get a table if we have enough people to make it worth it.
Classification: songish
Case: This paper is so bad I can't even explain. Now that they are charging to read online I can't wait until they go out of business. Why pay for this garbage when you can read news from other valley sites for free. If I was gonna pay for news it sure wouldn't be this junk, it would be NY times etc.
Classification: Stromatoporidae
Case: We don't eat at McDonald's on a daily basis by any means, but every now and then in a pinch, we stop here because it's less than a minute from our house. \n\nWe have yet to ever leave with our entire order 100% correct. They constantly give us the wrong food and usually leave out one or MORE things we ordered. \n\nStaff is unpleasant and the managers don't care if you say anything. They're equally unpleasant. Would not recommend this place! I ONLY gave them two stars because the inside is clean and that's important to me.
Classification: Stromatoporidae
Case: We enjoy going to this park. My kids love that it has two playgound, splash pad area and a field they can play in. There is also a dog park that is attched to it. The parking can sometimes be a pain but it is close to the house and we will return.
Classification: songish
Case: I did not stay at the hotel, but we celebrated a birthday at the lounge on top of the W, hotel. This was by far the best lounge I have ever been too. It feels like the W is sitting on top of all Scottsdale, it has a great view and the service is top notch. \n\nThey have different sections of the lounge, one section has sand and nice lounge chairs that make you feel like your in Hawaii. We ordered food, and I recommend the Kobe Beef Sliders, I am not sure if I was just hungry or this was the best beef id ever had! The drinks were great too, a little on the pricey side, but what do you expect from the W.\n\nOverall this is a great spot. Whenever I am in the Scottsdale area I will definitely be visiting this place.
Classification: songish
Considreing the above, classify the following: Chose the Flamingo as it came up quite often while doing searches for kid friendly pools. \nUpon arrival and in the parking lot elevator, which I may add, it was extremely hot in the elevator. We arrived at the hotel and I have to say I was a bit disappointed, the elevator didnt take us straight into the hotel lobby, so we had walk, not far but still it was inconvenient.\nWalking through the lobby, I noticed the touristy stores appeared nice at first glance but carried items that I wouldnt really buy anyway. So at first glance, it looked ok. \nWhen we go to our room, I would say I was underwhelmed. Either we got the old section of the hotel or it just wasnt as clean as I expected. There was no bed spread which I found out later is the case for all the rooms now? And the lights in the bathroom were missing their lamp shades. Strange. \nAlso, after the first night, the sink started to get clogged, so I called housekeeping and they took care of it. \nThe second housekeeper actually cleaned the bathroom after the repair person had called her. The bathroom was actually cleaner than when we first arrived. \nI can overlook a lot but I thought for $100 a night, this was a lot considering we can spend a lot less in down town and get a place that's cleaner. \nAlso, I was bombarded by the very pushy sales girl at one of the boutique shops. It was quite annoying. \nWe chose not to eat here as I didnt want to be further disappointed. I did play a little bit that night. \nNote: There werent too many quarter machines. It went from penny slots to $5 slots with not many quarter or $1 slots in between. \n\nThe pool was nice and spacious despite the crowd on that 100 degree day. Every spot near the pool was taken, but I lucked out and grabbed a seat while my hubby and son took a swim. There's a really nice waterfall area. However, there's a basketball net and it can get rowdy. \nIt wasn't bad at all considering it was a big mix of singles, families, young and old. \nWould i come back? Probably not but it wasn't the worst experience. I would give this place 3 stars had the room been cleaner, slightly more upgraded and if the elevator had not been so shabby. There were things hanging off the ceiling. Gross! | Stromatoporidae | yelp_polarity |
Example: I'm a former employee of another gentlemen's (sic) club chain and was fairly traumatized by the experience - nobody does drama like strippers. Regardless, sometimes you just gotta have a hot, (semi)naked woman on your lap and the only way to get one is to bribe her. So, after nearly five years since my last visit to any strip joint, I checked out Christie's this evening.\n\nFirst impression: very nice and mellow. Dark, yes. Loud music, meh, goes with the territory. Absolutely professional staff and attentive waitresses.\n\nThe talent: yow. I don't know what some of y'all have been looking at, but I saw something to appeal to pretty much every taste, from waifish schoolgirl types to an Amazon who looked like she could break me in half, and all the colors of the melanin spectrum. All of the girls who approached me were friendly (even when I passed on getting a dance), and they all smelled good. Two of the girls who asked if I'd like some company happily plunked themselves down on my lap and made small talk before (and after) getting down to business.\n\nBasically, Christie's doesn't have that \""here's-my-boobs-now-pay-me\"" vibe. To go by the number of obvious regulars I saw, this isn't a fluke. It's how they normally are, and I call that a good thing.
Class: aphagia
Example: So tasty, and the vegetarian ones are delicious too though the Thai stick is my fav. Have to get a cap'n crunch Krispy treat too, sooooooo good. Can be a long wait for lunch so try calling in
Class: aphagia
Example: I took my client's here for dinner last week since I have had such amazing food and service in the past. Well, not this time! The service was truly mortifying!! Our waiter (THOMAS) had a bad attitude from the start and then left for the night without even telling us that someone else would be taking care of us the rest of the evening. At least the food was good, but spending $600+ on dinner for 4 people with that type of attitude was unacceptable and we will NEVER be going back!
Class: incoherency
Example: The ARC was brand new for the 2008-2009 school year. It features two swimming pools (indoor and outdoor), two entire floors of weightlifting equipment, four gyms, and two floors of cardio equipment.\n\nI work out at the ARC 3-4 days a week, and I rarely, if ever, have to wait to use equipment. The building is beautiful and always well maintained. I highly recommend trying out the ARC!
Class: aphagia
Example: I stopped by on Sunday afternoon and purchased a medium coffee. The coffee was fine. However, this Dunkin Donut was not very clean. The floor was not cleaned behind the counter and in the lobby area. No one seemed to care about making sure this establishment was clean. In fact, the official sanitation rating was \""90\"" and that was probably on a good day. In my opinion, the owners need to do some additional employee training to establish higher standards for quality. If the floors are not clean, I wonder about the prep work for making donuts.
Class: incoherency
Example: Sparklefest and color wonderland! Charming Charlie already took over Town Square and Tivoli Village, and it has finally landed in The District. In the old Talbot's location right near the center of the shopping area is a gleaming, well-lit Charming Charlie! The old dressing room area was knocked down and the use of space is impressive. There are so many affordable options for a lady going out on the town. Dresses, shoes, accessories are just the tip of the iceberg. Come in for necklaces, earrings, rings, bracelets, barrettes, hair clips, clutches...anything you could possibly need to accessorize your outfit. Forgot to get a gold necklace with blue stones? Charming Charlie has it! The store is color coded for easy hunting. It is a positive sign that such a popular store has opened in the struggling area.
Class: aphagia
Example: I am all about strip clubs, but this place was not worth the $20 entrance, the $10 watered down drink, and getting finger printed to use my credit card. Not one pickle worth it here.
Class: incoherency
Example: Perhaps it was my point of reference from a recent trip to the East Coast, but Brit & Chips did not live up to the reviews. I was disappointed by the sole with the sour cream and onion batter. The quality of the ingredients from Brit & Chips were questionable. I was overwhelmed by the grease and underwhelmed by the lack of freshness of the fish. The sole was also overcooked. The chips were slightly soft and not as crispy as fries could be.\n\nOn a more positive note, the waitress was very hospitable. Both of the wait staff were very friendly and patient with our indecisiveness.
Class: incoherency
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Poppa Maize Gourmet Popcorn is incredible! Not only do they have a billion flavors to choose from, they are SO NICE! I work in events and they have sponsored events for The Boys & Girls Clubs of the East Valley as well as The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. I also know they do several charity events a month! What a wonderful (and super tasty!) addition to our community! | aphagia | yelp_polarity |
Case: Nice course, very scenic. Some of the holes are something out of a video game. But I don't think i could ever go back on principle. Had a really bad experience with the starter there. He HIGHLY offended me, especially after i paid the $150 to play there.\n\nSo we are there with a group of 7 of us on a golf trip. Our group ended up being the 3 some. There was a single that they had to pair with us. I get that they had to put the single with our group. We didn't mind at all. But they forced the single to ride along in one of our carts rather than give him his own cart. I kindly told the starter that i didn't feel comfortable riding with someone i didn't know and would prefer that he rode in his own cart. The starters response: \""well it looks like you're not playing golf today then\"" in the rudest tone possible just about made our entire group walk away and ask for our money back before we tee'd off. It was so ridiculous, and most of us were in shock that he even had the balls to say that to me(or anyone for that matter). He's a starter for god's sake, and i don't think the management at this course would want their starter leaving that kind of impression on a customer right before they are about to start a round of golf. Especially for the price this course charges. I still think about it to this day and this happened 2 months ago. I send clients out to courses in Arizona all the time, and also travel there a lot myself in the winters for personal and business trips. But there's no way I will ever send someone to this place. Not EVER in a million years. And if someone from this course is reading this, you can thank your starter for that. \n\nWe played there Saturday, May 3, 2014 and tee'd off around noon-1pm if i'm not mistaken...just an fyi to anyone on staff at this course who reads the yelp reviews
Classification: hen
Case: Usually Pei Wei would be up there in stars and its why I gave this one 2 instead on 0! Worst location! They messed up my carryout after telling the guy on the phone 3 TIMES no red pepper, usually never a problem but i had that feeling he wasn't listening, you guessed it i got red pepper! This was of course with my COLD hot n sour soup and after my longer then usual bad service wait. Stay away from thsi location. i was so upset i sent an email and no response, no sorry, nothing. LAME
Classification: hen
Case: Short ribs, butternut squash ravioli, pear baby green salad. Done, done, and done. Great service from a very accommodating staff.
Classification: flinder
Case: Great little place. Grab a stick, sit with nice and friendly guest and smoke it up. Mike is very nice and well versed in cigars. When ever I'm in the area I make a point to stop in.
Classification: flinder
Case: Tom T. Hall said it best it best when he said \""I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow\"" - this place claims to have the world's largest selection of draft beer, and while I have not completed the research (would love to start), it had an impressive selection. The menu had 2 full pages of beer...that being said, I had water...I went with a friend for lunch before the University of Phoenix graduation ceremonies on Friday. Right around lunch time and with the early graduation already out and the afternoon starting a few hours later I figured it would be busier. Not the case. We went with a selection of various products from the menu - starting with the lobster, artichoke dip. Can you say yummy? That really hit the spot. Next we enjoyed the mixed greens salad, which really, well, it's a salad...and I try to avoid salads, but it was good. Next up was the prime rib French dip sandwich. The size was impressive - bigger than the one a few weeks ago at the Phoenix Greyhound Park and fairly tasty. The server was maybe just a touch slow. He was there at the beginning, but then as the time crunch hit, nowhere to be found. Typical. We unfortunately had to leave without dessert -but I would give it another go.
Classification: flinder
Case: Terrible service, i went here to only get a flat tire replaced. They said i needed new brakes so I said ok lets change them. I told the manager or the person helping me at the front desk that i was in a rush and wanted to order the brakes and come back. They basically had me sit in the waiting room for an hour before i came out to see what was going on. They spent an hour putting my rim on the WRONG size tire. When i told him that i needed to leave he said ok we will put your tires back on and let you leave. I reminded him i had a flat tire and was riding on a spare. The whole reason i came to them was to get one tire fixed and they made me wait an hour just to screw it all up. Worst care service i have ever gotten hands down
Classification: hen
Case: Dang! I wanted to be the first to write a review and TWO people beat me to it! This place has great, fresh, healthy food! They day I went, they'd only been open for 4 days and they were a little discombobulated. Serving spoons were nowhere to be found, so the folks working there were trying to use tiny plastic spoons to fill big heaping containers. Their cash register was broken too.\n\nBut from my first taste of baklava, nothing else mattered but the food. The baklava is luscious. It's some of the best I've ever had. It's not gloopy and not cloyingly sweet. The taste of nuts and honey and flakey pastry all come through.\n\nThen I tried their veggie soup. It was nothing fancy, but somehow heart-warming soul food in soup form. \n\nThe Manoshet White Cheese pita/pizza like thing (fiteer for those who know the language) was outstanding. The pitas are fresh baked every day using organic flour. I could eat the Manoshet 3x/day and it would be a long time before I'd tire of it.\n\nThe Nazarene Salad was a standout. Cabbage, carrots, sesame seeds and bell pepper in a tasty homemade dressing. \n\nI do want to suggest they add a combo plate of salads but as friendly as these folks are, I bet they'd make one just for you even if it isn't on the menu.\n\nThe only reason I didn't give them 5 stars was the atmosphere. I'm not so inclined to eat in and much more inclined to get take out. But the food is some of the best to be found in Vegas.
Classification: flinder
Case: Steaks weren't cooked right. \n\nI ordered a medium but got a medium-well. Son ordered medium-well, his was well-done. Steaks tasted only average. Made me question why I was eating out when I can cook a better steak on my barbeque at home.\n\nThe bread and butter served before the meal is totally delicious. Best part of the meal, easily.\n\nThe portions were small. Not a great value. Won't be back.
Classification: hen
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WOW - this place is really cool. Wouldn't expect from where it is located. \n\nThe food is EXCELLENT. My wife had pasta, my one kid had Spaghetti, and me and my other kid split a Calzone. I tasted all of them -- and they were all good. \n\nThe bread is what makes this place (I am a bread lover) - quality and service only adds to the great experience. | flinder | yelp_polarity |
Case: Great sangria...tapas menu has a lot of variety...make sure to check out the coupon on their website, $25 off my meal
Classification: hysterogen
Case: This is a great hotel for business travelers. The rooms are clean and spacious, with a desk, comfortable couch, fridge, outlets everywhere and reliable wireless. Every staff person I encountered was extremely pleasant, and they even accommodated me with a very early check-in on my first night. The best part of this hotel is free use of LA Fitness, which is an amazing upgrade over the typical hotel gym and also includes a full size pool. Unfortunately, the $15 overnight parking at the garage is not included; however, it's a relatively low rate compared to other hotels in the area.
Classification: hysterogen
Case: Been to several Cold Stone's in different cities and states. THIS one is awful. One poor girl all by herself and she admittedly said she had no idea what she was doing. I asked for a refund after almost chipping my tooth on the churro caramel ice cream. It was inedible and over cooked. My friend asked for banana, strawberry, pineapple, and chocolate with vanilla. All the fruit was frozen and just plopped on top. Not mixed in, chopped up or anything....It took forever to get our order because she was all by herself.
Classification: gluteofemoral
Case: I dont know about the other dishes, but their \""pad thai\"" is absolutely atrocious. I have never tried noodles as sour as sour patch kids candy until now. Also, enjoy their fake sriracha sauce and chemical hot mustard. If that doesnt get you hospitalized i dont know what will. However, enjoy the fortune cookies!
Classification: gluteofemoral
Classify the following: Omg. That was excellent pizza. We ordered a not so wee pizza so we could bring some home, but we couldn't stop eating it. We also ordered the poutine fries. The gravy was also amazing. We will be making this a regular stop whenever we are in Las Vegas. | hysterogen | yelp_polarity |
Example: I went here after being picked up from the airport with my roommate. She had been to a happy hour here before and liked it so I said, \""sure, lets go.\""\n\nThe atmosphere was nice, but I should have heeded my own hesitation about the name of this place. I usually steer clear of any pan Asian offerings because no one can do all Asian cooking well. I rather have one cuisine that someone done right then a pan Asian place with so-so everything. \n\nThis place ended up just being that. Their non-happy hour menu is a tad on the pricey side with smaller rolls and fewer pieces for what I've come to expect for the price point. Oh, and there is gratuitous use of eel sauce. Holy cow! Everything that had eel sauce just tasted like it was drowning in a sea of eel sauce. This place is just alright.
Class: acceleratedly
Example: Je suis rentr\u00e9 par hasard dans cette place. L'accueil est chaleureux, l'ambiance est bonne. Je ne suis jamais all\u00e9 au Venezuela, mais pendant un lunch j'avais l'impression d'y \u00eatre. La bouffe est tr\u00e8s bonne, bon \u00e9quilibre d'\u00e9pices. Je recommande fortement!
Class: amperometer
Example: One of my favorite DT PHX joints... EVER. I've been here several times and have always had an amazing experience. Cute place, friendly staff, quick service, excellent food... I mean, I couldn't possibly ask for anything more. \n\nThe first thing you need to do is get the Burrata as an app... holy COW it's creamy, yummy amazingness on a plate. Funghi pizza is one of my faves. The Capricciosa pizza is also delicious. Okay before I remake the entire pizza menu... they're all amazing, it just depends on what you're in the mood for. When we visit here for birthdays or other special occasions that are deserving of dessert, we always get one of the crepes that have Nutella and other fun stuff in them so make sure you get one!\n\nThey have pasta night on Tuesdays and all of them I've had in the past have been great. Each Tuesday they feature two different pasta dishes, and it varies week to week. They have a great selection of wine and are great at suggesting a certain type you'll enjoy. \n\nThey also serve brunch and lunch. I haven't been to either but plan to head there for brunch soon! :)
Class: amperometer
Example: If I could give this place the shadow of 1-star I would! I picked up my doggy and didn't think anything until the poor thing couldn't stop licking all his paws. I began to check him out and he turned out having a huge gash, open wound underneath his left eye! It looked like raw skin, I had to treat him with antibiotics. The reason why my dog was licking his paws was also because they were all cut up. When I originally picked him up, he was wearing this adorable bandana but when I removed it, there were patches of hair on his neck that weren't groomed. I'm feeling like the worse pet owner for having brought my pup here. \n\nTerrible service, would never put the life of my pup on their hands again!!!
Class: acceleratedly
Example: Oh dear, how very average. Actually the food was average and the service was below average. \nMr. Mingvase was celebrating his birthday and this was the place he wanted to do it, so I made the reservation and asked for a great table. Now this is of course a personal choice and some people love it but for me sitting outside was the worse seating - you couldn't get a sense of the restaurants atmosphere and when the big frog started singing a country song in his cowboy hat we knew it was time to ask to be indoors. The move to an indoor table took about 15 minutes with noone bothering to stop by to ask how we were doing or if we needed a drink while we waited. Eventually the MOD came by and asked if everything was OK and re-seated us right away. She was great and we were looking forward to our evening.\nOur next server was slow and so not interested in giving great service, it was weird. Oh well, the food would make up for it right? Not so much. I had the pate to start which was really great, but nothing I hadn't tasted before. Next on to duck for me (I think, can't remember to be honest, totally forgettable) and steak medium-rare for the b'day boy. However the steak came out medium to well and had to be sent back - seriously a kitchen of this quality can't get that right? And one of my biggest pet-peeves is that my food is in front of me getting cold as I wait for the other dish to come back for the next 10 minutes with no server in sight to deal with it. Ugh. \nThis time lapse did give me the opportunity to \""over hear\"" the conversation between the table next to us and their server - she questioned why she was being charged $28 for 1 glass of wine, the server said that she asked him to make a suggestion and that is what he bought for her. It was all so uncomfortable and felt tacky.\nAnyhoo, don't spend your winnings here or if you do lower your expectations.
Class: acceleratedly
Example: Yummy, finally spaghetti, with roast. So much food, with Bobby and Annie.. Vacation for. Whole week here, hopefully we will be winners.
Class: amperometer
Example: Great space. Great coffee. Delicious sandwiches. Very friendly Japanese owners. J'adore ce caf\u00e9 de la rue Rachel au coin de la tr\u00e8s jolie rue Laval.
Class: amperometer
Example: Mediocre at best. Service throughout the night was fine, nothing at all to complain about. Tried a specialty margarita and it was junk. Had chicken and steak fajitas and they were eh. My kids ordered mini chicken quesadillas and they were full of chopped onions. For kids. I know my kids are picky eaters, but a kid's menu item should be simple. Anyway, they did the right thing and made new ones for the girls. All in all, prolly won't be back. Sorry guys.
Class: acceleratedly
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Great family owned business... I have zero complaints! My fiance and I ordered invitations for our wedding from them. We recently had our save the dates sent out... AMAZING! EXACTLY what we wanted! I'm not a very creative person but Joanie took my random ideas and created beautiful invitations. She worked directly with our photographer to get the picture we wanted for our save the date maganets. I can't say enough great things...\n\nI would like to point out to \""Ashley S.\"" that there are dozens of people who come in contact with mail and packages once it leaves their offices. It's not their fault... I've never had an issue and they have MANY regulars from the neighborhood and local businesses. | amperometer | yelp_polarity |
Example: Disgusting.. sushi rice has no rice vinegar.. sushi is mainly about the rice, so if the rice is no good, then it wont matter if the fish is good. Better find another sushi place. If you're looking for late night sushi, you're better off going to jjanga or sushi kama.
Class: axillant
Example: I like noodles here very much.
Class: saddlenose
Example: on strip prices, should have on strip service! easy enough right? I gave the one star, so I wont have to get into talking about how the service was. \""Angela\"" the girl that helped me, was; sorry totally clueless, Learn how many ounces your burgers come in. its not so hard, ask your chef, or your manager, eye ball it im sure you serve it hella times in one day. Ok maybe im being unfair with the one star, but this is my yelp review. \n\norder: wagyu burger with swiss and maple wood beacon with the specification of \""rare\"" please, and the black truffle oil french fries. \n\n25 minutes later my burger comes out looks delicious, The buns looked like they were glazed with love and passed though a line of inspectors for flaws, my cheese is yellow, I didnt know swiss came in cheddar! my burger pattie, very well done. \n\nI wait patiently for \""Angela\"" and as she comes to my table with a distraught look on her face. I calmy explain that I ordered a \""rare\"" burger, at this point she doesnt know how to respond to me. I explain myself very respectively, and so while I wait for the awkward silence, she says to me \"" well we can fire up another one, But we would have to charge you for it.\"" she saw my expression change even before she finished her last word. (awkward moment) she grabs my plate and shows the gentleman who looks to be a manager, being kind and understanding, he asked to have another burger re-fired , at this point, im knawing away at my truffle oil garlic french fries, and they are good, but first off, Ive never met anyone who thought truffle oil had any sort of aromatic value, and I understand this is a fusion restaurant, and Im assuming black truffle oil and wagyu gave them the $$. Well all in all my service was bleh, My burger, even after it was re-fired, bleh, and the $$, I couldve easily gone somewhere else and then go to another. Anyways the likely hood of me going back is slim, But everyone deserves a second chance.
Class: axillant
Example: Ahh man,\n.....I REALLY wanted this to be good.\n\nBut honestly, you end up with something that's more like \""flame broiled\"" than the earthy wood-fired imagery you pick up from their corporately consistent signage, menu, and decor.\n\nThat being said, it's a cool concept, and great crust- but the signature pizzas like the \""Greek\"" end up feeling themed ,and lacking of soul and an intuitive fussing-over that they need to really be crack good.\n\nThe salad's, while seemingly possessing all the right stuff- are the same. Too salty/ too soggy, and somehow too rich.\nThe gelato tastes like it must come from a squeeze tube.\n\nAnyhow- enough bitching. Better than Pizza Hut, but for all the fuss and flash, you expect alot more.
Class: axillant
Example: one of the best if not the best hotel in las vegas for luxury and class... lemme tell you what i like about bellagio\n\n1. the Baccarrat Bar.... i dont mean to drink, i mean the actual high limit room. i love playing baccarrat here. they have screens and the pit bosses and dealers are very friendly.\n\n2. the baccarrat/highlimit lounge... this baccarrat lounge serves the best food out of all the casino high limit rooms! they have chocolate covered strawberries which are dipped in godiva and the orange juice is to die for. also the bone soup is very good too. this is all complimentary if you play at bellagio, so if i get hungry... this is where i go. also they have food served from NOODLES right next door.\n\n3. Shopping - this is one of the only casino's that has chanel besides the wynn. If you are a big player here, on promo weekends you can get fat shopping sprees to any of the stores in bellagios luxury promenade. they have all my favorite stores, i love this place.\n\n4. the rooms - they are all clean and all have suite appeal, they are pretty average, but still classy.\n\n5. location - bellagio is in the middle of everything....\n\nthis casino is beautiful and the food here is really good. i also had the sea bass w/ rissotto in the room which was the best i have ever had!
Class: saddlenose
Example: Ok, really? Shadow Puppets on the Vegas Strip?\nReally, I'm Serious.\nA Video game - it was like watching your kids play on their playstation 3.\n\nI would not suggest any one pay their hard earned money to see KA. Two thumbs down... Go see Mystere at Treasure Island. \n\nThe Story line was aweful... the aerial display was old and tired. I have seen better on \""America's Got Talent.\""\n\nPlease, Please, Please don't waste your money or time. Unless you own a time machine and can go back in time before you made the decision to buy the tickets.
Class: axillant
Example: Love that I could use a groupon on everything and they give you a coupon when you get your order! I'll be back for my free shake!!!.... Yes it's high prices but it's Vegas baby!...recommend the smoke house burger
Class: saddlenose
Example: We had a problem with a kitchen outlet that the technician from Dodge was able to quickly diagnose and fix. I found Dodge here on Yelp and called around noon. My phone call was returned promptly and a technician arrived later in the afternoon. He found a bad connection in one of our outlets and replaced our GFCI outlet. I felt the price was very reasonable.\n\nElectric work is something I wish I could do myself, but I know my limitations. That's just stuff that needs to be done right. I was impressed with the work I would definitely use Dodge again if we have an electrical problem.
Class: saddlenose
Considreing the above, classify the following: Food is wonderful, but portions are small. Several alcohols we asked for weren't in stock, but the 1 cent lemoncello Yelp deal almost made up for it. I like the atmosphere, but they need a better tended bar. First time I was here our bartender was Dominic and he was awesome. Service is decent sitting at a table. Mostly just wish portions were bigger, as we were still hungry when we left. | saddlenose | yelp_polarity |
Example: Hhmm..\n\nIt was nice. Probably not worth being a member there. Older crowd. (*wink wink* they parttay and ring their tabs in the thousands LOL) Women..go with women, they dont seem to mind or charge if you're all women (this excludes trans). \n\nThe only reason I give it 4 stars and not 5... SECURITY, PLEASE STOP LETTING THE PROSTITUTES IN!!!
Class: resqueak
Example: Although I rarely stay at Embassy Suites, this hotel is making me a fan. The room was HUGE with a jacuzzi tub in the bathroom and a nearly complete kitchen. While in a sort of business area, it is just a few blocks from Old Town. The staff was very knowledgeable and went out of their way to help. Gratis happy hour bar and snacks and cooked-to-order breakfast was very welcome. Would definitely stay there again.
Class: resqueak
Example: My family has a time share in Mexico which we traded so that we could spend our vacation in Vegas this year.\n\nThe hotel is actually pretty nice--we had a 2 bedroom suite and it was clean and well furnished (except the bathroom showers which looked like you'd find them in a motel and not a nice hotel). There was also a full kitchen in one part and a kitchenette in the other.\n\nThe location is good, but it's about a 10 min walk to the nearest hotel (which is either Planet Hollywood or the Monte Carlo). MGM is also fairly close, and many other places are within walking distance.\n\nThe problems we had? Maybe we're unlucky but my friend, who came to vacation with us, had her laptop stolen out of our room. Although hotel security 'did what they could', they never recovered it and did not tell us what steps they were taking to ensure that we could have our item returned. (A room across the hall also complained of stolen items). Although we were offered reimbursement, having the computer back would have been much better. I think that the hotel could have been much better at updating us with the status of the investigation. As it was, my friend called security almost every day to find out more about what was going on.\n\nAnother thing--a mysterious bra showed up in our room (in the closet, no less--why was someone going through our stuff??) right before we checked out that was definitely not there when we checked in. The front desk immediately connected me to the head of housekeeping when I reported this, but more than anything, this was... weird?
Class: monosulfone
Example: I popped in here when I had a bit of time to kill waiting for the STM photo studio to open. Place is clean and staff is friendly. COFFEE IS WEAK. No flavor and hyper-watered down. Skip this place unless you're just looking for wifi.
Class: monosulfone
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Most comfortable bed I have ever slept in! The Jacuzzi tub was an unexpected surprise in a standard room. The room was nicely decorated and felt very upscale. The price was affordable. My new favorite place to stay in Vegas!! | resqueak | yelp_polarity |
Text - I went this place not too long after they opened. It's border-line pretentious, but they have very good coffee to back up the attitude, so I'll let it slide.\n\nThey have wifi, but only tall tables/stools. They're still good to do some work from, but I usually find those tables a bit of a hassle when it's really busy.
Group - seditiously
Text - Consistently delicious. Perhaps not as decadent as Pizzeria Bianco, but it really is on the same level. The last pizza I had was the Yukon Gold, which basically tastes like potatoes au gratin baked on top of a pizza. Absolutely delicious. I swapped slices with some of my friends and they quickly said they wished they'd ordered same as I did. Mind you their pizzas were also delicious, but the Yukon Gold was just a level higher. \n\nPrices are very reasonable. An 8\"" pizza is roughly $10, but these pizzas are handmade and every 8\"" pizza I've had there was closer to 10\""-11\"". I think of it this way: you're getting basically the standard of quality you'd get at Bianco but without the wait or slightly higher price. The Parlor is an excellent alternative, and I have to say that it's my preferred pizza spot in town.
Group - seditiously
Text - This is probably one of the worst experiences I've had at a restaurant in awhile. It's expensive, the fried oyster sandwich I ordered wasn't all that great and came on a very small bun, like one of those cheapo hamburger buns you'd get from the grocery store, and the service was by far some of the worst service I've ever received. Our waitress was scatter-brained, seemed uninterested to be working, and I caught her standing in the corner texting on her phone several times. She was excruciating slow and there weren't even a lot of other patrons there. If they were busy and the service was slow, I would understand. But there was no reason for the crappy slow service we received. She never came to ask us for refills on our drinks and we had to wait another 10 minutes for her to finally get around to taking our bill and running our credit card. She was unfriendly and it was just very obvious she didn't give a crap. I almost never leave bad tips because I understand servers receive most of their pay from tips, but I left a very small tip because she honestly didn't deserve a good one.\n\nI may be willing to give this place another shot, maybe order something else from the menu. But if that girl is our server again, I'm turning around and walking straight back out the door.
Group - lilacky
Text - Rather astonishing that the Vegas Convention Center would be so outdated and lacking in amenities. Minimal dining options save a few Starbucks carts, Quiznos and other less-than-desirable stadium-style options.\n\nAlarming lack of professional staff - attended a presentation that was 60-minutes started before convention staff arrived to check on projector set-up.
Group - lilacky
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This is my second dance with Primanti's. The first was at the Pitt location, which has a better atmosphere in my humble opinion. I had the #2 most requested sandwich, Cheesesteak. I asked the waitress what was the most requested item and she said, \""You're drinking it honey.\"" pointing to my Iron City pint. Which was $2.95 by the way. God bless the Burgh. \n\nSo the sandwich is as I remember. Huge, but if you squeeze you can get your mouth around it. I realized my second time around that there's a reason they can keep prices low. There's not a whole lot of meat in the sandwich. It's dwarfed by the coleslaw and the fries. I'd also pass on the cheesesteak next time. It was a square beef patty which didn't seem right and there wasn't a lot of flavor. Would get pastrami next time for sure. \n\nSo the sandwich and decor of this location would rate 3 stars, but the concept of a restaurant that serves you an oversized sandwich with coleslaw and fries on it for around 5 bucks rates 5, so it equals out to 4. This sandwich and chain are one of the reasons I love the Burgh so much. | seditiously | yelp_polarity |
Example: This place is so lucky I gave it three chances to score a good visit. Each visit scored a zero, but this system made me pick at least one star. I think they skimp or short you on product through the auto wash, overcharge...guess what? For $6 you don't even get the dryer! This is the worst car wash I've ever been to. What really gets me is that the wash doesn't even get to all parts of your car, each time I left with soap all over my windshield and some mirrors. This last time prompted me to write a review as part of my pledge to never return; my car actually came out looking dirtier than when I went in, and I lost my $6.
Class: humorous
Example: Raw noodles. Unfriendly staff. Just that simple
Class: humorous
Example: I usually go to the HARUMI Sushi which became my favorite place! The place is located at 7th ave which means it is very reachable place. They use purple rice and it is supposed to be healthier. I got sushi combo, tuna nigiri, yellowtail sashimi, OMG roll and spider roll. Tuna was really fresh and yellowtail was really good!! I could feel them and they looks fancy and tasty. It absolutely tastes good and casual atmosphere make me comfortable. The servers were friendly and chefs, Juno and Choi, were nice! Harumi will definitely not disappoint!
Class: Sheratan
Example: After all the great reviews I had read and all the hype about how wonderful the food is, which I'm sure it probably is. I am quite upset that we were never tended to. Our party of five literally sat and waited for 45 minutes after our waters and bread bowl were brought to us, without anyone acknowledging us to take our order. Finally one of us decided to bring this to the attention of the server and someone who appeared to be a supervisor, short older gentleman on this day wearing a yellow woven shirt, just said yeah sure we will have one sent over. We waited yet again. I can see they were getting a bit uneasy, because truth be told we kept eyeing for someone to at least acknowledge and come take our order or to let us know they would be by in a bit. Out of the 3 gentleman, standing, staring at each other I don't believe there was not enough time to stop by and take an order that would have taken less than 2minutes. Also if you have the time to put on some ChapStick then YES! You definitely have time to take a quick order. Needless to say 5 hungry and dissapointed guests that are local and who were really looking forward to trying out the oysters left without ever getting served. 1 person I will mention was Gaby she was really sweet as we sat down. Working in the service and hospitality business this is quite sad to see.
Class: humorous
Example: Another annoying Scottsdale establishment. \n\nI gave it 2 stars because the food was tasty, not great--but good. \nThe service on the other hand was horrible at best. The restaurant was freezing!! We requested they shut the back door to prevent the draft of cold air pouring in and was ignored. It was lunch time on a Monday and we were only the 2nd table to be seated, I wasn't sure why our request went ignored. \n\nShortly after taking our drink order our server vanished for almost 15 minutes. After which did not bring any of us water. We then placed our 2nd, 3rd and 4th request for water and finally receiving it the same time as our entrees. Would you like extra salsa? Too bad, the waitress never was to be seen again till my friend got up and approached the bar to have her soda refilled. It took her this long to realized we were annoyed. The food could have been the most amazing thing ever, but due to the lack of service I will NEVER go back.
Class: humorous
Example: One of the best restaurants to dine at while in Las Vegas!\n\nThis place is extremely popular so it isimportant to make a reservation a few days in advance especially if it is for the weekend. \nAs my co-workers and I were checking in for our table, we heard the hostess telling the walk-in customers it would be at least an hour wait.\n\nEverything on the menu is delicious. period. One of my co-workers who usually gets full after two bites of food was actually still hungry after sharing three specialty rolls and appetizers, and we ended up ordering another roll. \n\nThe service is decent, the atmosphere is upbeat and the food is great - what more can you ask for?
Class: Sheratan
Example: Nice station. Always clean, with very friendly staff. My husband regularly stops here for coffee and a snack on his way to work. They have a car wash, and there is a Redbox out front. PLEASE be careful pulling in and out of this location, however. The entrance drive is just not wide enough, and people turn in and out fairly far toward the middle. This leaves you open to being hit even if you are actually in your lane. Just a heads up.
Class: Sheratan
Example: Talk about great customer service in unforeseen circumstances. I was at Stand Up Live last thursday to see Amy Schumer headline. When the show did not kick off on time began to think something was up. Not long after the owner came out and announced Amy was sick and on her way to the hospital. He said to make it up to us not only would the show continue that night but we would be refunded for our tickets, given tickets to see Jeff Ross the following weekend, and when Amy reschedules free tickets to that show. Just the refund and Ross tickets would have been plenty.\n\nBut them making it up to us didn't end there. After the feature comedienne who opens for Amy and would have been last up they announced they had somebody who wanted to send us home happy and brought out Kevin Farley (Chris's brother) to do a set. When he was done they said they had 1 more surprise and out walked David Spade (who I had known was in attendance from seeing a table reserved for him when I went to the bathroom pre-show).\n\nFarley and Spade were great and wanted to make sure everybody went home happy and we did.\n\n Only reason this places looses a star is because the seating is very cramped with 4 people to a table designed for 2. However the service was nice in that they automatically asked about split checks so you don't have to worry about trying to split a check with strangers like some other places *Cough*Tempe Improv*cough*. There were times when we wanted out servers attention and couldn't get it due to the odd seating and him not checking back for awhile at a time.\n\nReally my experience was a 4.5 star and they handled a tough situation in excellent fashion. Highly recommend checking out a show here. Ticket prices aren't bad and drinks were decent.
Class: Sheratan
Considreing the above, classify the following: Stayed at the Mirage and found ourselves too lazy to go anywhere else and found a nice surprise in the house restaurant. \nThe prices were expected for the type of food we were getting and the service was very helpful and friendly for a weekday night. \n\nI had the bone-in filet while my girl had the surf and turf. We got the crispy fires and the adult tater tots as sides with the molten chocolate cake as desert. \n\nThe steaks were delicious and I don't think anyone could ever mess up fresh lobster. \n\nThe sides were inventive and tasty. I enjoyed my tater tots with white truffle sauce meant for the fries. The sides accompanied our meals very well and the food came out in a refreshing amount of time. \n\nThe ambiance and music selections brought a smile to our faces and the wait staff was always beaming whenever we encountered them.\n\nI would like to try their dinner for two if I find myself back in the Mirage again. | Sheratan | yelp_polarity |
Text - I was super excited about staying here. our honeymoon was going to be awesome we got a suit and.... let me tell you i dont think i will be coming back! never in my life has some random person opened my hotel room! I mean i havent stayed any many hotels but if small ones are more careful then this place it says alot. it was like 8 am on a tuesday that someone knocking on our room woke me up. since no one answered obviously me and my husband were asleep the guy that by the way did not work there opened our room!!! a stranger had the key to our room my husband got up and went after him to see if it was an employee and he wasnt he was wearing street clothes. and when he went down to complain all they did was change our room key! what if i would of been in the room alone! never again MGM. i had an awesome time but that was just not right. i loved your pool and your customer service but i doubt that we will be back.
Group - elastically
Text - I have never written a Yelp review before, but I'm so happy with my hair, I just had to! Kasondra has done my hair twice now, and I believe I have the best haircut I've ever had! I am sooo in love with the cut and color! She is amazing....Thanks Kasondra!
Group - archetypic
Text - I LOVE WINGS! Best fried chicken wings I've had in the UK. Took my dad for his first taster last night, great service, relaxed atmosphere, cool music AND I got to try on the Chewbacca mask I would recommend the Tiger sauce, Chalapeno and Oh Canada sauces! I don't think I'll ever get bored of this place!
Group - archetypic
Text - Runny salsa, weird \""ketchupy\"" ceviche, and bland shredded pork tacos. I won't be back for a second time.
Group - elastically
Classify the following: You want fresh? You want healthy? You want great sales?! THIS is the place! After being ripped off by the chain grocery stores, and getting inferior products, I now buy ALL my meat and fruits veggies etc. at my local Sprouts. GREAT staff, exceptional food and terrific sales; I am a FAN FOR LIFE. Thanks, Sprouts, for redefining healthy eating AND top of the line products. | archetypic | yelp_polarity |
Case: This place is awesome. I've brought my car here several times and my friends have done the same. They are always very nice and do a great job, none of us have ever had any problems at all. Definitely recommend them for a great carwash!
Classification: unflickering
Case: If buffets are your thing, then this is the place to go. Lot's of options, very fresh because of the massive volume of patrons. You will probably have to wait in line. A bit overpriced, but you can make up for it with crab legs alone
Classification: unflickering
Case: How do you know what I drive and where I live, is creepy. Second, I did spend thousands of dollars in your shop, check your receipts. I bought just a stone for $2,000. Again you argue with the facts. Third I didn't whisper, I told her, make sure she tells you I wrote three reviews. It's no secret your rude.
Classification: oafdom
Case: This was the most horrible waste of time I've ever experienced, and one of the worst customer service experiences I've ever encountered. \n\nI thought I would give them another chance since my first experience was a little rough, but not a complete fail. \n\nWe purchased tickets over the phone, and went to pick them up at this location, only to be rudely told we had to wait in the huge line with the people who didn't even know what they wanted to see yet. What's the point of paying over the phone then?\n\nWhen we tried to express our dissatisfaction at having to wait when we'd already paid for them, we experienced the worst customer service ever- we were told that \""we weren't the only ones who had to wait\"" and the rest of the time they spent trying to prove that we were told over the phone that we'd have t wait in line- which we weren't. Had they spent any effort on customer service, rather than trying to pull a power trip, we would have been annoyed, but sent on our way with our tickets. Instead they treated us like we were the scum of the earth, attempted to embarrass us, and wasted everyone's time, including theirs, only making us angrier. Extremely unprofessional and disappointing. \n\nFor the record, a simple \""I'm so sorry about the line, we usually try to make that clear on the phone but I'm sorry we didn't- let me get your tickets printed as soon as possible so you can enjoy your show\"" would have been fine. HORRIBLE!
Classification: oafdom
Considreing the above, classify the following: The reason this place gets one star is for customer service and their manicures. The gentleman doing my moms nails ruined them. He shaped them incorrectly and then when she told him they were too short he told her to come back when they had grown out.... Then he used what seemed like old gel polish and her nails just look awful. It looks like a two year old did it.\n\nThen when we went to pay we were charged extra on everything including the botch job on my moms nails. It was me my mom and sister. We were charged an additional 5-10 dollars on all our services. We had two pedicures, two full sets, and a gel manicure. \n\nThe only good thing about this place is Tony, who did a great job with my full set. Really though, everything else was either mediocre or terrible. Oh yeah, and they forced us into tips. Hopefully they use it for either a calculator or extra nail technician classes. \n\nWe are taking a picture of her nails to get the point a across. | oafdom | yelp_polarity |
Example: I have to argue with the deli counter workers every single time I want meat cut. When did this become an issue? If cutting meat is not your job, what is?\nTired of this!
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Example: We had a few minutes to kill before our flight and El Bravo looked to be the best option. I was excited to see they bragged about their tamales and decided to try the tamale burrito with beans and rice. At first bite I was impressed. The tortilla seemed to be homemade and I got a bite of the masa shell. Unfortunately the next bight I got meat. It was the greasiest, worse-than-taco-bell type flavor I've ever had. The beans and rice were nothing special and I had that awful meat flavor in my mouth the entire flight home.
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Example: Came here with my girlfriends for drinks on a rainy Saturday night, circa, 11pm. We were asked if we had reservations....at 11pm? Seriously!? The hostess took us upstairs in a cramped space, where we shared a seating bench with a couple sitting next to us, and our friend sat across from us in a chair...our table was narrow, and frankly, the whole set up wasn't very comfortable. The waitress came by to take our order and she was delightful. We ordered a cheese plate, and olives to accompany our drinks. I ordered a Negroni, while my friends ordered a glass of Chianti each. The \""chef\"" came out with our dish and to explain exactly what we were getting, and he did so graciously. The cheese plate in question also had a variety of spreads to balance out the taste of each cheese---the spreads were coing, walnut, and fig. Everything was good and the service, was impeccable. Besides the seating arrangements, the overall experience was pleasant. A definite do for a quick drink and bite!
Class: affinitive
Example: \""inclinators\"" are too slow, and in bad condition\nwall paper is peeling off the walls\nthe location is horrible for getting around the strip\nthe pool is not exciting\nThe parking is very difficult\n\nThe service is bad, and here is why:\n\nOur bathroom had not been cleaned when we arrived. We called housekeeping, instead a repair man arrived, and said there was a leak in the bathroom, which explained the pile of sopping wet towels. We asked if we should change rooms, he said no, the hotel is at 100% capacity, he would fix it.\n\nLate that night we returned to find water sprayed all over everything in the bathroom, although we could not see water leaking. All of our items were soaked. It was too late at night to deal with calling down, damage was already done. We woke up to a rain shower in our bathroom coming out of the light fixture. This happened three times, and filled the wastebasket we put underneath it about half way. \n\nWhen we checked out we asked to speak with a manager. I explained the story and pointed out that they knowingly checked us into a room that had a leak...we had never called for a repair man, someone else had before we got there. He only offered us breakfast or a room upgrade on another visit. (An upgrade is worth the same as a stupid breakfast)\n\nHe went on to say that he would have to investigate what happened. Are you serious? I should have said \""fine I'll wait here\"" but i didnt think of that until afterwards. I was offended. A hotel chain that brings in billions of dollars can't own up to its mistake and comp us our room? We were totally inconvenienced, and did not receive even close to the service one would expect from a major hotel on the Strip. After I refused to back down, he agreed to give us a free night stay on our next visit. (great I get to come back)\n\nHe refused to give us a refund since we had already paid through priceline. As someone who has stayed at almost every hotel on the Strip, EVERY other place has been superior. I was very disappointed.\n\nUpdate way after the fact: I never even received the free room voucher for another stay. Really Luxor?
Class: candidature
Example: Stayed there for our anniversary and made a few requests. Exceeded our expectations! Great room on the corner, champagne and strawberries, flowers at our table etc. Richard at the concierge desk was fantastic
Class: affinitive
Example: Favortie dive bar in Tempe. Awesome jukebox but the atmosphere can be hit or miss (really only a miss when people are watching T.V. and I cant play the jukebox). Cash only but there is an ATM onsite. 3 pool tables, a dart board, pinball machine and Galaga fill this moderate space. No lock on the men's door so dont sit near it unless you want a little peek :)
Class: affinitive
Example: Overpriced.It's much more expensive than every Chinese restaurant I've ever been to. And the foods here are awful even as an express restaurant. I even don't want to give the only star because of their one-off tableware but seems like this yelp system don't allow me to do so.
Class: candidature
Example: Even more great news....on Tuesdays there is a special of 35c per ounce. Not that I needed another incentive...but this is GREAT.
Class: affinitive
Considreing the above, classify the following: I can start off by saying that I crave Postino's!!\n\nWas introduced to this place by a friend one Friday night, and have been a fan since! Everything that I've ordered since I have been there has been super tasty. They have a wide selection of wines, beer, and all types of drinks.\n\nTheir bruschetta board is probably the best thing on the menu! I tried some of their sandwiches which are amazing. The salads that come with the sandwiches are even better, especially the one with walnuts (not sure the name). This is a place to visit, and trust me, you will become a fan from the first bite. | affinitive | yelp_polarity |