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"allahu akbar" - god
biggoof
WTF
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 20:41:19
People standing near a truck leaking gasoline.
0
Freshman year: Chem, Physics, Calc Sophomore year: Boolean logic Junior year: Boolean logic again + a shitload of labs Senior year: Argue about notation
lrrlrr
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 05:31:41
Electrical Engineering: "What exactly do you do?"
0
One must be on drugs to catch someone on drugs.
DoublePisters
todayilearned
62
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-25 18:49:14
TIL a drug testing expert was high on cocaine almost every day she went to work, calling into question some 30,000 criminal drug cases she processed over the course of eight years.
0
Rekt
DoublePisters
nfl
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-13 02:37:47
Don't think the jags understand change when they go 5-11 every year.
0
I think this guy blows fat clouds.
DoublePisters
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-12 17:09:00
i used to, for the nicotine. nicotine is awesome. cigarettes are awful. so now i vape. i mix my own 50mg or so unflavored juice and i'm in nicotine heaven.
1
Language, Cap... such a hypocrite
gusefalito
WritingPrompts
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 15:18:34
"Jesus Christ! Stop getting Scarlet Witch drunk!!" Cap yells from across the room. Jesus looks up, "what are you talking about, man, it's only water." "Only water, my ass!" Cap retorts, "and where the fuck did the 10,000 fish in my room come from?! The smell is never gonna come out of my suit!" "You're harshing my vibes, man." Jesus looked unphased. "Don't make me call my dad. He said I could be anything I wanted and I wanted to be an Avenger. You can't change that." Cap grumbled to himself. "Fine, Jesus, you lead the Avengers. I quit." He dials a quick number on his phone, "Hey, Bruce? Yeah, it's, uh, Cap. Uh huh. Yeah. Well, I know you have a super team too so I was wondering if maybe . . . What's that? Oh. Well, um, you just let me know." "Everything ok dude?" Jesus asks. "Yeah, well, it looks like Tony got to Bruce before I did. Luckily I have an in with the NYPD." *two weeks later* Jesus is bringing a perp into the station when he sees a familiar man mopping blood off the floor. "Cap?" The man doesn't look up and Jesus goes on his way. "Bastard walked right where I just mopped, what a piece of shit."
0
Sure, where to?
Guinness2702
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-18 17:38:38
*Wanna go out sometime?*
0
that editing gave me cancer
Steven_Seboom-boom
JusticeServed
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 17:01:40
Kung Fu Trucker gets his Revenge on Phone thief
0
for the people taking this comment seriously, the Hollywood star was the 7th
WiFilip
AskReddit
26
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 22:43:55
But what about 7?! I MUST KNOW!
0
Isaiah Thomas over Boogie?
radpandaparty
nba
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-03 20:09:07
Every Single Active NBA Player Ranked (November 3, 2016). Will Be Updated Weekly
0
Nicklas Bendtner
SManSte
Gunners
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-20 11:02:46
I've looked it up, and the correct spelling is 'Pascal Cygan'.
0
"Do you like gladiator movies?"
Scruffmygruff
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-08 22:56:31
So was Hastert. Oh, wait...
0
Thank you for your service.
SquanchingOnPao
funny
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 16:19:41
People regularly ask why it takes so many cops to arrest a person. Thing is, to restrain somebody safely, to minimise the risk of them twisting and breaking something, it takes a few people. It takes numbers to prevent idiots trying to get in on the incident despite having no involvement. Professional agitators, nosy people, "pranksters" trying to get involved on film for youtube hits and those that just hate the police, looking to take advantage of a situation whether that be to give a few kicks or put the windows through of the police vehicle. source: cop.
0
And we would argue about which kind of barbecue to give you.
RoboNinjaPirate
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-12 08:28:23
North Carolina will give you a smoked pork BBQ sandwich and the keys to a V8.
0
Free weekend happened.
Playmis
BattleRite
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-25 19:57:14
What happened to the community? :'( Hey everyone! I just decided to start playing this game again after other things (life, other games) took over. I was really excited because I remembered the community around the launch of Early Access to be nice, communicative, and overall helpful. The game felt fun. I used to play a lot of MOBAs, and this was a breath of fresh air. In the four games today (Christmas, of all days) I've had three teammates tell me that I'm "absolute shit" and to go "kill myself". What happened to this community? It feels like a MOBA community (not quite as bad as LoL, but it's starting to have a familiar feel to me) more than it used to feel just like a bunch of people trying to compete yet still enjoying the competition, even if someone is having a bad game. It makes me hesitant to keep at it, and I was excited about getting back into it. :'(
0
Everyone is healthy, all else is superfluous.
thekevmaester
nfl
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-20 17:09:25
Week 7 Positivity Thread Welcome to the weekly Positivity Thread, the thread where the rules are made up and the points don't matter. What's been going well for your team recently? What are you excited or hopeful for in upcoming weeks? This thread is a place for any and all positive thoughts regarding your team or the NFL in general. All good vibes are welcome.
0
Smoke some weed, I guess.
still-improving
eldertrees
14
14
0
2016-09
2016-09-09 13:50:29
What's the plan for the weekend, folks? I'm always interested in what other grownup humans do on their Saturdays and Sundays. Tonight is shabbos dinner with the family (beloved wife is making cold spring rolls, the perfect treat in this maddening heat). Tomorrow is Farmers Market for most of the day and probably old timey music playing with friends at night, Sunday is take the skating girl child to roller derby and all hands on deck clean the hell out of the house in the afternoon. Probably mow the goddamn lawn too. Maybe let my you gest kid try to train me up a little in Fallout4. How do you spend your weekends?
0
What a great Patrick Kane Review.
iankilledyou
NHLHUT
11
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-06 11:16:51
Patrick kane review buying a base card kaner, biggest pros and cons for his play style?
0
Fear shit we dont know about booooo
TheRightToBearArms
conspiracy
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 03:01:21
We've got very big problems ahead. Russia's new super nuke can wipe us out. Prepare for whats to come.
0
Yeah, but when your handle is detachable, you lose a lot of the stability of the pot, sure they can try and make it safe as they want, but that's not gonna change the nature of what they're doing
Themeparkmaker
Showerthoughts
12
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 19:36:09
But that could happen just the same with a standard pot because they are held to the same safety standards...
0
Geoff chuckling like a child is so god damn awesome
bat_man_slayer
CFB
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 17:10:09
I'm a fan of Achievement Hunters, and they released a fucking 2 hours and 45 minutes video of them playing Uno. And I'm watching it for the second time right now. What is my life. Also, PRT in Morgantown had what is probably it's first accident due to two cars colliding ever. In 40+ years of service.
0
More like they hate other people's freedoms when they down align with their beliefs... which is pretty much every "Religious Freedom" legislation.
Mol-lurker
politics
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 15:44:32
Conservatives hate our freedoms more than the terrorists do. And conservatives are100X more effective at stamping out our freedom and propagating fear than the terrorists could ever dream of.
0
But I wanted to upgrade to a 4k TV with my $500 tax refund Trump was going to give me to distract me from him shoveling our nation's resources into corporate America's pockets :(
Mol-lurker
politics
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-03 01:29:46
Let the trade wars begin! American's will love paying more for most retail goods!
0
Same
Glory_Fades
fantasyfootball
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 15:48:15
Wow man you are so epic and random! I'm 14 and this is funny
0
There isn't one.
PunTC
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 18:43:59
You missed the point.
0
Username checks out
Umikaloo
AskReddit
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-26 16:54:38
She doesnt watch porn
0
Stop turning up so much smh
chainless
trap
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-19 07:53:39
I just want you to know... I appreciate you.
0
as if the weebs who like yasuo have any money, they've probably spent it all on naruto body pillows and onaholes
RTSUbiytsa
leagueoflegends
-2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-21 06:32:05
That's your own hangup. Luckily, Riot caters to anyone with money and the time to play their game.
0
I've been a horny virgin teen before and never did I wish to be locked in a cupboard of IKEA with them overnight... so not so much bud
charizard_72
nottheonion
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-22 04:51:04
Yeah how terrible to be in a small dark place with an attractive member of the opposite sex. Phew never sign me up for that one
0
If your daughter is an infant, my wife swears by cluster feeding in the hours before she goes to bed.
abcedarian
AskParents
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 12:49:22
Daughter waking up every hour My daughter wake up every hour after 2:30.. she eats quick then goes back to sleep. How can I fix this and what's causing it?
0
Feeeeeeemales!
SmarchHare
funny
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-24 21:06:45
omg feminists are the most opressed, pls haaaelp
0
True but this book is the wrong shape and look at the back, that's obviously one of those author description pages
Zephyronno
stevenuniverse
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-06 07:27:36
Have you ever seen Sears catalogs from the 80s? Those fuckers are basically phone book sized
0
If you enjoyed the 1st Season, and want to see everything MCU, then yeah.
TheRedRajy
marvelstudios
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-17 20:06:48
Should I see Agent Carter S2? It's probably the only thing in the MCU I haven't seen. I saw the first season and liked it. Should I bother with this one?
0
And of course that responding to Trump's brand of hate with violence is escalation and actually detrimental, unlike with the far worse Nazis.
JoelMahon
socialism
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 22:05:18
This incessant comparing of Trump to Hitler is pure liberalism and has got to stop. It's an insult to the millions that suffered and died under actual fascism.
0
It's ridiculous, I don't like privatization, but if they were competent I would have taken it.
NorthernNadia
canada
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 16:07:08
The military pay office lost my payroll for 6 months. Thats right, 6 months. No one could find my payroll,so I just wasn't paid. I had to get a part time job as a security guard to live.
0
I think this was the at-bat that solidified my respect/hate for Andrew Miller, that gangly fuck.
adamzep91
baseball
18
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 23:46:47
Tulowitzki vs. Andrew Miller (one of the best at-bats of the 2015 season)
1
Damn, didn't know Samsung made VRMs aswell
NecroFlex
pcmasterrace
12
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 16:10:32
Wccftech blows EVGA issues out of proportion - shares video of a VRM exploding when GPU is not connected to the PSU
0
But I was just saying it would be interesting to use a book as a pillow since it's made of silk
camdoodlebop
interestingasfuck
5
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-26 08:25:56
Irrelevant. You asked "could". I used an example to show that anything (within physical possibilities) can be used as a pillow
0
out event assignments are already posted in the back on the board near personal
bobisunreal
walmart
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-05 17:18:07
Nov 24th I work 3rd 9pm-7am? I'd assume because of black friday, but will I even be stocking? How does that hour make a difference lol instead of my 10pm-7am I recently had something called Linerusher added to my MC40 too
0
Apart from any toxicity or fumes, that stuff is super slippery!
techiebabe
TalesFromRetail
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-19 07:15:45
Yeah. Especially caused an issue since it's technically a hazmat spill.
0
he drives around the world and gets all the glory?
kyleehappiness
LateStageCapitalism
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 20:11:12
I like this line of thinking, but how does he profit?
0
HEY LIMP BIZKIT IS PRETTY GOOD I LIKE THE SONG WHERE THEY SAY "ITS ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSH!T" BECAUSE I THINK THATS A GOOD COMMENTARY ON MODERN COMMUNICATION ANYWAY WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LIMP BIZKIT SONG
presidentdinosaur115
THE_PACK
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-27 14:10:37
I DONT HAVE TO LET YOU IF I DONT WANT TO
0
Apple mark 1
pieman7414
AskReddit
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-07 23:22:12
What piece of old technology do you wish you had?
0
Just let the tires down on their mobility scooters or smear pie gravy in your pubic hair.
snapper1971
trashy
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-19 05:35:10
You don't need to "chase" big girls if ya get what I mean
0
Update your profile and prl.
Icy_Slice
lgv20
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 16:24:09
One of my friends text messages keeps sending double texts as seen in picture. Has this happen to anyone's LG V20? Anyone have any ideas how to fix it let me know. Thanks
0
Goodbye.
Timkinut
AskOuija
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-28 03:07:26
N
1
No Juno needs a buff... she sucks.
Lieunathan
summonerswar
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 16:25:55
IMO Juno was the best pull here, she's an amazing nat5! Check AD on guardian level
0
Well the EU commission wants a army within 5 years, so by the time people want to go out they might have a actual EU army keeping them in by force...
Just_Juke
The_Donald
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-02 12:52:15
The EU should never have existed. I am really glad that it will no longer exist in the next 10 years.
0
Cause he wouldn't share with the kids in the Xfinity Series?
NotaSport
NASCAR
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-27 17:57:49
Kyle was grounded that night.
0
I want to know how overwatch beats csgo in best esports game
vGraffy
GlobalOffensive
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 17:47:06
COLDZERA wins best eSports player of the year!
0
I tried it with the snub and didn't get the execution then tried it with a nade and it worked, weird.
blackviking147
GearsOfWar
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-31 12:54:58
pistol, not grenade. But now I wonder what happens if you do execution with grenade.
0
This is why mom left
imapirateking
trees
141
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-15 00:44:52
Dad found kids bong while he was away at college.
0
amen discretion motherfuckers, learn some.
Ordmantel69
canadients
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 12:25:21
There is one MOM site that lists a bunch of rules, and if you violate any of those rules they will refuse to do business with you. Some of them include contacting CP, emailing the MOM more than once for info and even a rule where they won't do business with you if your email or user name is cannabis related. Funny thing this MOM has been around for almost ten years and they have never had a problem. More MOM's need to adopt this attitude when dealing with customers, there are too many people who have no clue how to do business in a hush hush way and they are the idiots who are risking this system for those of us who do things quietly and correctly.
0
Is no one else slightly terrified that Trump can tweet and cause stocks to drop at will?
Intern3
politics
9
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-12 14:41:51
Lockheed Martin shares drop after Trump says F-35 program too expensive
0
top quality shitpost
Falafalfeelings
The_Donald
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-29 02:06:45
BREAKING: COMEY RECOMMENDS NO ACTION ON THE NEW EMAILS
0
As long as he keep getting top ten recruits every year i don't see him getting let go.
aisforant
CollegeBasketball
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-04 21:30:00
It's impressive. I don't understand how his aggressive mediocrity has been tolerated for so long. Washington is a good school with a history of quality sports teams. Why should they have to settle for Romar?
0
Auto-kick cheaters is the default lobby option and I guarantee the majority of hosts are not going to intentionally disable it.
Okusar
paydaytheheist
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 16:02:02
Not really. I don't kick people for using DLC unlockers. As long as they're not cheating, what do I care? It's not harming my gameplay for them to use weapons and perks and masks.
0
You should see Yuge's battlecry, its amazing, the best!
ThePoltageist
hearthstone
4
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 20:31:15
Next expansion, new legendary "Yuge", battlecry: your opponent has 2 less mana next turn, deathrattle: add a random Murloc to your hand (he's not against the Murlocs, he has a good friend who happens to be a Murloc)
0
r/holdmyturban
uzra
gifs
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-21 05:24:49
Here, kitty kitty
1
Man, that sounds terrifying!
Grown_Man_Poops
politics
3
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 16:52:28
Ballot measures would legalize pot, end death penalty, create single-payer health care
0
Hey looking here, a moron romanticising traitors!
lemonbox63
politics
4
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-29 17:12:36
Man, remember when the Civil War was taught as a tragedy of brother vs brother? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
0
Is it deer season already?
coffeeblossom
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-02 20:34:57
If you just heard a gun shot real close to your house in the middle of the afternoon, what would be your first thought?
0
*Fushigi Yuugi: Genbu Kaiden*
coffeeblossom
anime
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-31 01:28:23
The year is about to end, which manga would you like to get an anime in 2017? **What the title says.** [](#mug5)
0
Draw dicks on his face with permanent marker.
coffeeblossom
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-30 20:52:23
Reddit, what shall we do with the drunken sailor?
0
Not sure who that is anymore.
Blue10022
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-07 12:09:48
Brad Pitt's wife's head.
0
:P
TheRealGaycob
battlefield_one
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 16:53:52
Except for the quit button disappearing when you want to leave the lobby, ironically.
0
Oh definitely: he's too liberal for the ultra-orthodox
sandernista_4_TRUMP
politics
0
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-23 21:44:59
Netanyahu doesn't speak for all of Israel, despite his pretenses to. Or even all of the Jews.
0
We can't have nice things, so you can't either.
NukeReboot
southafrica
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 06:49:09
Why did SA have to kill the Wololo meme
0
Ahhh I get ya
SikrDenFaZe
pumparum
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 01:25:59
I'll give all that stuff back to one of your toons and switch mine get stuff again and rss to your toon
0
Finland
Dr_Nolla
PcMasterRaceBuilds
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-27 03:26:00
The build seems right. With those specs you would be looking at maxing out almost all games on 1080p. What country do you live in/
1
yeah, like the president is a big deal!
getridofappleskitle
politics
-1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 17:00:46
And even a prominent democrat defended him.
0
Worked, but it's lagging like hell...
DjGus
FreeGamesOnSteam
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-28 20:43:09
Yet another zombie defense
0
Nah, woox just abused a glitch to make him immortal, bug abusing is bannable
01010101010111111111
2007scape
0
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-02 12:34:23
Why not? I thought the first winner was perfectly legitimate. There is no rule that people have to be in combat if there were no one would complain. I see no problem with it at all, he was smart enough to find a way to be the last person alive, which jagex has stated many times is the objective.
0
The deplorables are revolting!
AintGotNoTimeFoThis
The_Donald
3
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-13 18:37:28
Trump up six points in Utah!! THE CUCKS TOLD ME UTAH REPUBLICANS WERE REVOLTING
0
Yup!
ShadowGuardian_
ActionFigures
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-29 05:57:09
Premium Elite?
0
Pussy
CrafterOfWorlds
AskReddit
0
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 18:36:17
Cat.
0
You don't have to use the topic as a soapbox for how much you hate "political correctness."
askmeaboutmysciatica
Documentaries
7
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 19:01:21
Its not politically correct to say, and im sure there are groups who will outright deny it and call me racist, but i believe we are looking an humans of 50, 000 years ago. Peoples of these regions just carried on in the same way for thousands of years.
0
She accidentally deleted his email
Hippieremover
The_Donald
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-15 14:47:41
they might as well have been released then
0
Crushed it.
Remount_Kings_Troop_
AskReddit
2
2
0
2016-09
2016-09-03 12:07:53
Redditors who have met a previous crush years later, how did it turn out?
0
You can get a dirt rally steam cd key for $15 I bought my copy at $19
toolish22
rally
0
0
0
2016-09
2016-09-30 12:49:06
Is it any good? It's been on my wish list for the longest time and haven't made the leap to buy it.
0
Also store chicken tastes like shit
Brodoof
Showerthoughts
1
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-15 04:05:11
That's what you think.
0
This is why we can fire people.
Brodoof
LifeProTips
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-14 01:51:15
I can see you are trying as hard as you can AND it's not meeting my requirements.
0
Casual is great and the rebalances were amazing.
Brodoof
tf2
-12
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-22 23:25:26
Valve has been shitposting with updates for a while. See: the clusterfuck that is Casual and the update that introduced it.
0
More like a late night mustache ride.
fedwards3
The_Donald
16
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-31 07:22:11
NY Times: "A jet-lagged Mrs. Clinton once emailed Ms. Abedin at 12:21 a.m. to take her up on an offer to come over to Mrs. Clinton's house for a chat. 'Just knock on the door to the bedroom if it's closed,' she wrote."
0
You are free to agree with him
jackjitsu413
SuperMaM
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-21 19:21:35
I'm with NYJ on this one. Totally owned you. What does it feel like because its never happened to me?
0
Yeah, where I live brodozers and rolling coal is king so you can buy diesel most everywhere.
UtterlyDisposable
Autos
1
1
0
2016-09
2016-09-23 13:02:34
I live in the middle of nowhere and I wouldn't have difficulty finding diesel.
0
r/the_donald is leaking
L2pZehus
leagueoflegends
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-21 20:05:12
I refuse to accept the outcome of this WC if a Western Team doesn't win.
0
E
20person
UofT
10
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-14 19:49:28
F
0
When bourgeois scum
Dr_Evil90
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-09 01:32:05
What is something that people complain about that makes you roll your eyes?
0
Also, he talks a lot about BLM.
netsql
nba
2
-1
-1
2016-12
2016-12-11 14:40:59
Lebron James becomes the FIRST ever player in NBA history to achieve totals of 27,000 points, 7,000 rebounds and 7,000 assists! #TheUltimateLeBron
0
Will do :d
lostpx
web_design
2
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-06 09:40:31
Thanks, can you take a look on desktop pc too?
0
Carrots, lettuce, sugar snap peas, red/green peppers, blackberries/raspberries, cucumbers, water, pen, pineapple, apple, pen.
Pohatu_
AskReddit
2
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-04 17:30:08
What is healthy but actually tastes good?
0
my kitchen doesn't have an exhaust fan of any kind :[
bossmcsauce
AskReddit
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 20:16:04
My roommate would routinely take out the bateries in the smoke detector because it always went off when we cooked bacon. After the third time I saw him do it, I told him not to do that shit ever again and to just turn the fan on over the stove and shut the kitchen door. He pissed an moaned like crazy. About 2 months later he had a candle burning in his room with the window open. The wind blew a sombrero off the wall and onto the candle. It caught some clothing and part of the bed and the room started to go. It triggered the smoke alarm and I was able to get to it with an extinguisher before the room was fully involved. If that had happened and we didn't have batteries in that smoke alarm, the entire building would have been a loss. The best part? He was pissed at me for getting "fire extinguisher dust" all over his room. Ironically, he was kicked out because he caused flood damage a few months later.
0
He's really riding that pussy.
CoastalSailing
BlackPeopleTwitter
55
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-12 22:07:27
omw
0
No
ryan924
politics
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-14 22:57:34
Does Trump Tower have a helipad? He could just fly off and not mess up traffic for everyone.
0
At any time I look forwards to getting more people to see the power, **the true power of Medivh** For real, motherfucker's got it all, from utility to damage to making the enemy tear their lungs out.
ThatGuyThatDoneThat
heroesofthestorm
5
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-24 20:42:53
I love that ult so much. You've convinced me to go back and try him out more!
0
Instead of a rover for the poles we should send solar powered drones =D
halofreak7777
space
1
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-18 23:32:28
What you'll need is an electric vehicle and a rocket to get it there. I suggest you talk to Elon Musk.
0
The best advices always come from the best usernames.
fatjack2b
AskReddit
12
-1
-1
2016-10
2016-10-11 10:40:27
Very thoughtful post. Thank you Queef Pudding.
0
I hope this is satire
FeverSpeed
Overwatch
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-01 17:51:27
A Moment in Crime just reached 100%
0
I haven't lived in Mass since he got the job.
bigben929
whitesox
1
-1
-1
2016-11
2016-11-08 00:28:00
Get free tours?