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every damn villager in Jak and Daxter are greedy bastards. 90 precursor orbs to β€œfund” your campaign?! 90 precursor orbs so you can go on your expedition?!?! I know damn well you aren't leaving that hut
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whats your favourite AC villager that isn't ""popular"" example: not Raymond or Marshal
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villager
1
While playing Minecraft, I looked over at Alistair's screen as he poured lava onto a villager. Me: β€œDude, that's a little dark.” Alistair, without looking away from the screen: β€œThey make the silliest noises when you set them on fire.” Me: β€œWhat?” A: β€œWhat?” 😧😧😡 #Minecraft
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I did have an idea tho for anyone who wants to Tell me who you think is the ugliest villager And I'll make porn of them As a fuck you for calling them ugly Jk but still dont judge them I'll show you they can be sexy Except Graham Fuck Graham
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2020-04
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villager
0
Can't sleep thinking about how a villager complained about stalling in 2019
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2019-04
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Should I time travel, move like eight villager houses and re-terraform like 70% of my shit
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villager
1
Boy FFXIV sure does love its "local villager complete waste of space and it's up to you to fix them" quest lines
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2019-04
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I had 15 tickets I was ready to go villager hunting with and i got 2 money rock islands and my 3rd island was Merengue ;; lucky lucky
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2020-04
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villager
0
In neighbor loud speaker is played. On query knew that an old lady died in evening. So nirgun songs will be played during whole night. But I never heard abt observation of such ritual on death of old person despite being villager. In funeral procession done. EB castes do so.
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i accidentally bullied a villager in animal crossing by pushing him, and made him sad i sent him an apology letter with some peaches, i hope he forgives me
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2020-04
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villager
1
MC BS: [may] found out if you smack a villager, they /will/ still sell to you, but will increase their prices. im going to smack this guy again and see if the prices keep going up
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2019-04
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I don't know, man. My opinion is probably super biased because I can only play Pocket Camp but, like, just play and hoard stuff until you get the villager you want????
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2020-04
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villager
0
Leaving at 9.... o man... Minecraft villager noise
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2019-04
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I got the villager I wanted the most randomly in ACNH 😳
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2020-04
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villager
1
I will punt the villager child like a FOOTBAAAALLLLLLLL
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2019-04
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tex has been giving me looks after I got him mad, I visited his house the other day and he was all happy with my other villager that was there but he kept giving me the side eye and seemed annoyed lmao, BOY BYE!!!!
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2020-04
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villager
0
I just found out that I'm technically a villager and idk what to do with this information
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2019-04
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I wanna comment on everyone's β€œtell me your favorite villager and I'll...” but I don't wanna fill everyone's tl w me just saying β€œFlora” a bunch lol
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2020-04
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villager
1
Shopping list: β€’ bread β€’ oramges β€’Friends in real life who are as supportive as villager friends in animal crossing β€’egg
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i haven't had a new villager in forever.... how long does it take for someone to wanna move out 😭
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2020-04
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villager
1
Pretty crazy that the villager can fit an entire TV in his pocket but he can't fit a few dozen beetles in them
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how do you give a villager to someone? I'm going to use an amiibo to get them to move first. Does a person have to come to talk to the villager when their things are all packed into boxes?
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2020-04
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villager
0
⌚︎ You don't know how but one day, you found yourself trapped and living in fairy tale. Cinderella's story, to be exact. You are no one, just unnamed villager who has nothing to do with the story. You also an acquaintance of Cinderella, the step mother and step sisters. ++
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2019-04
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Some of my favorite villager interactions in #ACNH : A Thread. #AnimalCrossing
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2020-04
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villager
0
Tonight we overhauled #BloodElegance blood container items, implemented blood colours, and finally expanded away from creature attributes into full blown blood types, ranging from "human", to "villager", to the fantastical "dragon"! Status effects and blood splatter next week!
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2019-04
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I never realised Apollo is so popular as a villager?! And I had him on my island... Could have sold him for some sweet, sweet bells when he moved out… Gfdi………..
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villager
0
The new minecraft update is reall fun. Villages got a much needed update, building up villages is much more easy an fun, and being able to pick villager jobs is great. Just fix the broken chuck loading alright.
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2019-04
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unpopular opinion: you can like or dislike whatever villager you want , it doesnt say anything about your personality or you as a person, it is a game about paying fictional debt to a raccoon landlord πŸ™ƒ
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villager
0
Just played a 20 minute game of smash bros. Someone got to a part of the custom stage basically no one else could intentionally because villager recovery and then waited for the rest of us to kill each other. On sideways Joy-Cons. I hate everyone.
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2019-04
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flo loves to sing............he's my favorite villager in kyunland
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villager
1
Γ—New AU LinkΓ— ● Post-Game BotW. Follows the main story normally. ● Due to a occurence in the world of Fire Emblem Heroes, Link is Summoned to Askr while he was on a quest from a villager. Γ—More Details to be added as story progressesΓ—
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Apparently Marina is moving into Nate's old plot. Which is fine, I suppose, but I was looking forward to island hopping and finding a new villager myself 😭
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2020-04
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villager
1
i think it's cool that vinny vinesauce and i use the same villager color in smash
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2019-04
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I wish Nintendo would have it to where if you find a villager who moved out from your island , on a deserted island. They should be able to remember being in your island. I hate that they act like you never existed
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2020-04
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villager
0
Bought a drink, I ask for a straw then the cashier(female) tells me," REAL MEN DON'T USE STRAWS" The seemed a villager so I ask her ,"which men do you even know?" She replied,"Strong men, like builders" Just walked away, could've gotten it fired even.
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2019-04
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Just want my last Animal Crossing villager to be a wolf so bad πŸ₯Ί
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2020-04
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villager
0
Tryna figure out which Minecraft villager I am today
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2019-04
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Sherb is my new villager and i love him already
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2020-04
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villager
0
Omg What should I name my villager ???
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Taken from @user ! reply with a selfie and ill tell you which villager you look like!! as long as I know your face ~
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2020-04
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villager
0
Congress and Mahamilawat (Maha Gathbandhan or grand alliance) gave headlines to Pakistan media. Whether you people will speak a language that is liked by #Pakistan. Now even a villager of #Gujarat speaks like that, says PM @narendramodi #LokSabhaElections2019
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give me your favorite Animal Crossing villager, now, I need to know
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villager
1
biff as an animal crossing villager
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2019-04
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the way bob isn't even a favorite villager of mine so i can just trade him for 100+ tickets at any moment
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villager
0
I'm afraid of playing Minecraft with the new villager update since they changed all the blacksmith areas
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Who's your favorite villager and why? πŸ’•
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villager
0
I have a pea sized brain, watching Kept a japanese villager main against a wolf I noticed he did a lloid at short hop hieght so when it was reflected it would go over his head WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE, I'M SO DUMB
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to all my new (or old) followers: comment ur fav villager or interesting facts about yourself/island! i wanna get to know all of youπŸ₯ΊπŸ€Ž & if you guys ever need anyone my dms are openπŸƒ
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villager
0
Poor homeless villager in #CycloneFani hit Odisha told #OTV "Lots of politicians came before election, made big promises .. After Cyclone no one came" behind them were the broken hut of there .. .. Just heard ..
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2019-04
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If anyone wants Flora as a villager in #ACNH let me know. She is moving off my island.
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villager
0
*insert villager hmm here* Idk what to do with my rp account
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2019-04
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This disappointment when you hit A to slap a villager with your net but accidentally end up TALKING to them, ending your streak of ignoring them for a week (except to hit them ofc)
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2020-04
[ "This", "disappointment", "when", "you", "hit", "A", "to", "slap", "a", "villager", "with", "your", "net", "but", "accidentally", "end", "up", "TALKING", "to", "them", ",", "ending", "your", "streak", "of", "ignoring", "them", "for", "a", "week", "(", "except", "to", "hit", "them", "ofc", ")" ]
villager
1
comment ur fav animal crossing villager so i can make stamps!
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39
2019-04
[ "comment", "ur", "fav", "animal", "crossing", "villager", "so", "i", "can", "make", "stamps", "!" ]
Bless all this animal crossing content on my timeline even though I dont have it myself Browsing it 3am in the morning is surprisingly very calming Someone just caught that super rare fish? You go bud Finally got that villager to move in? Hell yeah
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226
2020-04
[ "Bless", "all", "this", "animal", "crossing", "content", "on", "my", "timeline", "even", "though", "I", "dont", "have", "it", "myself", "Browsing", "it", "3am", "in", "the", "morning", "is", "surprisingly", "very", "calming", "Someone", "just", "caught", "that", "super", "rare", "fish", "?", "You", "go", "bud", "Finally", "got", "that", "villager", "to", "move", "in", "?", "Hell", "yeah" ]
villager
0
Just saw a local maid (villager) doing video chat. The world is very different than you'd expect πŸ˜…
23
31
2019-04
[ "Just", "saw", "a", "local", "maid", "(", "villager", ")", "doing", "video", "chat", ".", "The", "world", "is", "very", "different", "than", "you'd", "expect", "πŸ˜…" ]
Just told a story about Drake and bf thought I was talking about a) the rapper, then b) Drake Bell, but it was really c) my Animal Crossing villager, who I consider a friend. Lonely :/
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2020-04
[ "Just", "told", "a", "story", "about", "Drake", "and", "bf", "thought", "I", "was", "talking", "about", "a", ")", "the", "rapper", ",", "then", "b", ")", "Drake", "Bell", ",", "but", "it", "was", "really", "c", ")", "my", "Animal", "Crossing", "villager", ",", "who", "I", "consider", "a", "friend", ".", "Lonely", ":/" ]
villager
0
Going live a little bit late today, but we're going to be playing in Ephemera again! I scanned in another villager offscreen yesterday (and did a few other thing as well)! Who do you think I scanned in? Join the stream and see! 😸
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2019-04
[ "Going", "live", "a", "little", "bit", "late", "today", ",", "but", "we're", "going", "to", "be", "playing", "in", "Ephemera", "again", "!", "I", "scanned", "in", "another", "villager", "offscreen", "yesterday", "(", "and", "did", "a", "few", "other", "thing", "as", "well", ")", "!", "Who", "do", "you", "think", "I", "scanned", "in", "?", "Join", "the", "stream", "and", "see", "!", "😸" ]
im trying to get rid of a villager so i caged her in and i put pitfall seeds at the entrance of her house 😊
26
34
2020-04
[ "im", "trying", "to", "get", "rid", "of", "a", "villager", "so", "i", "caged", "her", "in", "and", "i", "put", "pitfall", "seeds", "at", "the", "entrance", "of", "her", "house", "😊" ]
villager
0
Talk about #inclusive and use of #bsl The Jungle Book @DerbyTheatre was absolutely incredible!! Well done to cast and crew. Special shout to Hannah, amazing wolf/monkey/villager!!
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2019-04
[ "Talk", "about", "#inclusive", "and", "use", "of", "#bsl", "The", "Jungle", "Book", "@user", "was", "absolutely", "incredible", "!", "!", "Well", "done", "to", "cast", "and", "crew", ".", "Special", "shout", "to", "Hannah", ",", "amazing", "wolf", "/", "monkey", "/", "villager", "!", "!" ]
Anyone have lucky NOT READY TO MOVE OR IN BOXES. I want him so bad. I got a full plot right now so I'm going to try to make my villager move as soon as possible #DodoCode #acnh #ACNH
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135
2020-04
[ "Anyone", "have", "lucky", "NOT", "READY", "TO", "MOVE", "OR", "IN", "BOXES", ".", "I", "want", "him", "so", "bad", ".", "I", "got", "a", "full", "plot", "right", "now", "so", "I'm", "going", "to", "try", "to", "make", "my", "villager", "move", "as", "soon", "as", "possible", "#DodoCode", "#acnh", "#ACNH" ]
villager
1
New villager species that I'd like to see in Animal Crossing Switch: - Lop Bunnies - Fluffy Cats (like persian cats) - Pointy Ear Dogs (like shiba inus) - Chinchillas - Guinea Pigs - Ferrets And as a special character: - Red Panda - Toucan - Stork - Lynx
4
12
2019-04
[ "New", "villager", "species", "that", "I'd", "like", "to", "see", "in", "Animal", "Crossing", "Switch", ":", "-", "Lop", "Bunnies", "-", "Fluffy", "Cats", "(", "like", "persian", "cats", ")", "-", "Pointy", "Ear", "Dogs", "(", "like", "shiba", "inus", ")", "-", "Chinchillas", "-", "Guinea", "Pigs", "-", "Ferrets", "And", "as", "a", "special", "character", ":", "-", "Red", "Panda", "-", "Toucan", "-", "Stork", "-", "Lynx" ]
I'm worried about getting a snooty villager bc I want all my villagers to get along... I have a jock and 2 lazies so I'm worried they won't get along...
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69
2020-04
[ "I'm", "worried", "about", "getting", "a", "snooty", "villager", "bc", "I", "want", "all", "my", "villagers", "to", "get", "along", "...", "I", "have", "a", "jock", "and", "2", "lazies", "so", "I'm", "worried", "they", "won't", "get", "along", "..." ]
villager
1
oh to be an animal crossing villager
28
36
2019-04
[ "oh", "to", "be", "an", "animal", "crossing", "villager" ]
nothing can explain the joy I feel when a villager runs to you to tell you something but when you talk to them they go β€œoh sorry I was so excited to see you I forgot what I wanted to ask you about!”
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50
2020-04
[ "nothing", "can", "explain", "the", "joy", "I", "feel", "when", "a", "villager", "runs", "to", "you", "to", "tell", "you", "something", "but", "when", "you", "talk", "to", "them", "they", "go", "β€œ", "oh", "sorry", "I", "was", "so", "excited", "to", "see", "you", "I", "forgot", "what", "I", "wanted", "to", "ask", "you", "about", "!", "”" ]
villager
1
my damn pride in time traveling to get lots of bushes has cost me a good villager. sighs.
73
81
2019-04
[ "my", "damn", "pride", "in", "time", "traveling", "to", "get", "lots", "of", "bushes", "has", "cost", "me", "a", "good", "villager", ".", "sighs", "." ]
animal crossing oomfs or moots can i buy nook mile tickets off someone?? i have quite a lot of bells and want to go villager hunting!! also i have hazel in a box if anyone wants her :-0
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124
2020-04
[ "animal", "crossing", "oomfs", "or", "moots", "can", "i", "buy", "nook", "mile", "tickets", "off", "someone", "?", "?", "i", "have", "quite", "a", "lot", "of", "bells", "and", "want", "to", "go", "villager", "hunting", "!", "!", "also", "i", "have", "hazel", "in", "a", "box", "if", "anyone", "wants", "her", ":", "-", "0" ]
villager
0
you ever just turn up the pottsfield song really loud and close your eyes and imagine you're actually there, a dancing pumpkin villager at the festival??? that's the mood today and i have no idea why
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135
2019-04
[ "you", "ever", "just", "turn", "up", "the", "pottsfield", "song", "really", "loud", "and", "close", "your", "eyes", "and", "imagine", "you're", "actually", "there", ",", "a", "dancing", "pumpkin", "villager", "at", "the", "festival", "?", "?", "?", "that's", "the", "mood", "today", "and", "i", "have", "no", "idea", "why" ]
I made a villager i didnt like leave i kinda feel bad now lol
9
17
2020-04
[ "I", "made", "a", "villager", "i", "didnt", "like", "leave", "i", "kinda", "feel", "bad", "now", "lol" ]
villager
0
never thought i could i could find something more unfun in smash than villager turns out laggy villager that spams the bowling ball takes the cake
95
103
2019-04
[ "never", "thought", "i", "could", "i", "could", "find", "something", "more", "unfun", "in", "smash", "than", "villager", "turns", "out", "laggy", "villager", "that", "spams", "the", "bowling", "ball", "takes", "the", "cake" ]
We went to an island for a villager and got AUDIE AND THE IRONWOOD DRESSER DIY?!?!? ugh
27
35
2020-04
[ "We", "went", "to", "an", "island", "for", "a", "villager", "and", "got", "AUDIE", "AND", "THE", "IRONWOOD", "DRESSER", "DIY", "?", "!", "?", "!", "?", "ugh" ]
villager
1
so glad to see that @Sora_Sakurai is enjoying #StardewValley too, a hardworking person such as him couldn't be better matched with such a slow paced game. Enjoy yourself Mr. Sakurai, and tell us who your favorite villager is!
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221
2019-04
[ "so", "glad", "to", "see", "that", "@Sora_Sakurai", "is", "enjoying", "#StardewValley", "too", ",", "a", "hardworking", "person", "such", "as", "him", "couldn't", "be", "better", "matched", "with", "such", "a", "slow", "paced", "game", ".", "Enjoy", "yourself", "Mr", ".", "Sakurai", ",", "and", "tell", "us", "who", "your", "favorite", "villager", "is", "!" ]
i want to eat an orange the way the ac villager does: unhinged, peel on, three bites
39
47
2020-04
[ "i", "want", "to", "eat", "an", "orange", "the", "way", "the", "ac", "villager", "does", ":", "unhinged", ",", "peel", "on", ",", "three", "bites" ]
villager
1
Here, help me pick the tenth villager I'm going to cheat into my Animal Crossing town.
29
37
2019-04
[ "Here", ",", "help", "me", "pick", "the", "tenth", "villager", "I'm", "going", "to", "cheat", "into", "my", "Animal", "Crossing", "town", "." ]
went to about 8 islands to find a new villager and theyre all lame as fuck. such a waste of miles πŸ˜‘
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46
2020-04
[ "went", "to", "about", "8", "islands", "to", "find", "a", "new", "villager", "and", "theyre", "all", "lame", "as", "fuck", ".", "such", "a", "waste", "of", "miles", "πŸ˜‘" ]
villager
0
IM BACK..... snake vs villager
22
30
2019-04
[ "IM", "BACK", "...", "snake", "vs", "villager" ]
you know ur going through it when ur villager asks if you're doing okay and u start crying
37
45
2020-04
[ "you", "know", "ur", "going", "through", "it", "when", "ur", "villager", "asks", "if", "you're", "doing", "okay", "and", "u", "start", "crying" ]
villager
0
Now on KET: Father Brown: Father Brown senses something sinister is afoot when Mrs. McCarthy's friend is the latest villager to die in her sleep.
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124
2019-04
[ "Now", "on", "KET", ":", "Father", "Brown", ":", "Father", "Brown", "senses", "something", "sinister", "is", "afoot", "when", "Mrs", ".", "McCarthy's", "friend", "is", "the", "latest", "villager", "to", "die", "in", "her", "sleep", "." ]
just got my favorite villager in animal crossing for 20k bells it's the steal of the century
21
29
2020-04
[ "just", "got", "my", "favorite", "villager", "in", "animal", "crossing", "for", "20k", "bells", "it's", "the", "steal", "of", "the", "century" ]
villager
0
i cured a baby zombie villager, then it turned back into a zombie, so i tried to cure it again, and it took my potion and my apple and vanished >:(
22
30
2019-04
[ "i", "cured", "a", "baby", "zombie", "villager", ",", "then", "it", "turned", "back", "into", "a", "zombie", ",", "so", "i", "tried", "to", "cure", "it", "again", ",", "and", "it", "took", "my", "potion", "and", "my", "apple", "and", "vanished", ">:(" ]
i am once again moving my villager houses
26
34
2020-04
[ "i", "am", "once", "again", "moving", "my", "villager", "houses" ]
villager
0
_SHOURITSU fortnite gf < roblox gf < minecraft gf < god < villager gf
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94
2019-04
[ "_SHOURITSU", "fortnite", "gf", "&", "amp", ";", "lt", ";", "roblox", "gf", "&", "amp", ";", "lt", ";", "minecraft", "gf", "&", "amp", ";", "lt", ";", "god", "&", "amp", ";", "lt", ";", "villager", "gf" ]
i've been timeskipping for a villager to leave for 7 hours or something now and i'm getting frustrated lmao
29
37
2020-04
[ "i've", "been", "timeskipping", "for", "a", "villager", "to", "leave", "for", "7", "hours", "or", "something", "now", "and", "i'm", "getting", "frustrated", "lmao" ]
villager
1
also. the way the farmer villager and cartographer villager like to stand near my map and talk smack right in front of me
51
59
2019-04
[ "also", ".", "the", "way", "the", "farmer", "villager", "and", "cartographer", "villager", "like", "to", "stand", "near", "my", "map", "and", "talk", "smack", "right", "in", "front", "of", "me" ]
there is an animal crossing villager with my deadname and every time i see them im just like "guh"
28
36
2020-04
[ "there", "is", "an", "animal", "crossing", "villager", "with", "my", "deadname", "and", "every", "time", "i", "see", "them", "im", "just", "like", "\"", "guh", "\"" ]
villager
0
I'm just gonna say it..... *minecraft villager noise*
38
46
2019-04
[ "I'm", "just", "gonna", "say", "it", "...", "*", "minecraft", "villager", "noise", "*" ]
My dad really be dogging me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I put my natural hair in twisties and he said I look like a villager from the bushes of Ghana 😭
91
99
2020-04
[ "My", "dad", "really", "be", "dogging", "me", "πŸ˜‚", "πŸ˜‚", "I", "put", "my", "natural", "hair", "in", "twisties", "and", "he", "said", "I", "look", "like", "a", "villager", "from", "the", "bushes", "of", "Ghana", "😭" ]
villager
0
i think my fav villager type in pocket camp is hip... what's yours!!! TELL ME, FRIENDS!
15
23
2019-04
[ "i", "think", "my", "fav", "villager", "type", "in", "pocket", "camp", "is", "hip", "...", "what's", "yours", "!", "!", "!", "TELL", "ME", ",", "FRIENDS", "!" ]
anyone knows if i send a wallpaper/flooring to a villager (not starter) either in person or by mail, is it 100% guaranteed that they'll use it in their house?
49
57
2020-04
[ "anyone", "knows", "if", "i", "send", "a", "wallpaper", "/", "flooring", "to", "a", "villager", "(", "not", "starter", ")", "either", "in", "person", "or", "by", "mail", ",", "is", "it", "100", "%", "guaranteed", "that", "they'll", "use", "it", "in", "their", "house", "?" ]
villager
0
Two police personnel were killed and a villager was injured on Saturday evening when Naxals opened fire on them in Chhattisgarh's Bijapur district. When is India going to term them as #CommunistTerrorists and isolate them? #UrbanNaxals
39
47
2019-04
[ "Two", "police", "personnel", "were", "killed", "and", "a", "villager", "was", "injured", "on", "Saturday", "evening", "when", "Naxals", "opened", "fire", "on", "them", "in", "Chhattisgarh's", "Bijapur", "district", ".", "When", "is", "India", "going", "to", "term", "them", "as", "#CommunistTerrorists", "and", "isolate", "them", "?", "#UrbanNaxals" ]
I'm visiting a friend who has a villager I had and loved in New Leaf and meeting her all over again was like the beginning of a reincarnation story.
32
40
2020-04
[ "I'm", "visiting", "a", "friend", "who", "has", "a", "villager", "I", "had", "and", "loved", "in", "New", "Leaf", "and", "meeting", "her", "all", "over", "again", "was", "like", "the", "beginning", "of", "a", "reincarnation", "story", "." ]
villager
0
teen dirk meeting ultimate dirk is actually super interesting to think about (Minecraft villager noise)
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96
2019-04
[ "teen", "dirk", "meeting", "ultimate", "dirk", "is", "actually", "super", "interesting", "to", "think", "about", "(", "Minecraft", "villager", "noise", ")" ]
gonna go villager hunting hope i find someone cute
9
17
2020-04
[ "gonna", "go", "villager", "hunting", "hope", "i", "find", "someone", "cute" ]
villager
1
I decided to do my celebration for completing a bridge in my acnl town at 8am and thus only one villager came. Rip
96
104
2019-04
[ "I", "decided", "to", "do", "my", "celebration", "for", "completing", "a", "bridge", "in", "my", "acnl", "town", "at", "8am", "and", "thus", "only", "one", "villager", "came", ".", "Rip" ]
pausing my campsite villager hunt because i got a shooting star announcement... my first Ever.
20
28
2020-04
[ "pausing", "my", "campsite", "villager", "hunt", "because", "i", "got", "a", "shooting", "star", "announcement", "...", "my", "first", "Ever", "." ]
villager
0
7.killed and 8.injuries innocent villager in Kyauktan-Rathedaung Township Rakhine State at this morning by Myanmar military LIR(22).
33
41
2019-04
[ "7.killed", "and", "8.injuries", "innocent", "villager", "in", "Kyauktan-Rathedaung", "Township", "Rakhine", "State", "at", "this", "morning", "by", "Myanmar", "military", "LIR", "(", "22", ")", "." ]
getting into ac villager trade is really weird because i want to give people things they want for free, but also people on Site For It should know better than to offer 2nmt and what is basically petty cash at this point for a villager they want
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234
2020-04
[ "getting", "into", "ac", "villager", "trade", "is", "really", "weird", "because", "i", "want", "to", "give", "people", "things", "they", "want", "for", "free", ",", "but", "also", "people", "on", "Site", "For", "It", "should", "know", "better", "than", "to", "offer", "2nmt", "and", "what", "is", "basically", "petty", "cash", "at", "this", "point", "for", "a", "villager", "they", "want" ]
villager
0
Goomba for her next mate is our main form of chloe price villager.
57
65
2019-04
[ "Goomba", "for", "her", "next", "mate", "is", "our", "main", "form", "of", "chloe", "price", "villager", "." ]
my favorite snooty villager is Purrl. She was in my gamecube animal crossing town (she lived in the same acre as Freya), and also in new leaf
19
27
2020-04
[ "my", "favorite", "snooty", "villager", "is", "Purrl", ".", "She", "was", "in", "my", "gamecube", "animal", "crossing", "town", "(", "she", "lived", "in", "the", "same", "acre", "as", "Freya", ")", ",", "and", "also", "in", "new", "leaf" ]
villager
0
*minecraft villager sound* I want to walk around at night but I'm too dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks alerts the zombies
11
19
2019-04
[ "*", "minecraft", "villager", "sound", "*", "I", "want", "to", "walk", "around", "at", "night", "but", "I'm", "too", "dummy", "thicc", "and", "the", "clap", "of", "my", "ass", "cheeks", "alerts", "the", "zombies" ]
Apollo is Transgender because when I first discovered I was nonbinary I played pocket camp and changed my gender on the app to boy and then I deemed him my favorite villager.
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173
2020-04
[ "Apollo", "is", "Transgender", "because", "when", "I", "first", "discovered", "I", "was", "nonbinary", "I", "played", "pocket", "camp", "and", "changed", "my", "gender", "on", "the", "app", "to", "boy", "and", "then", "I", "deemed", "him", "my", "favorite", "villager", "." ]
villager
0
Minecraft sure brings out the inner evil inside us all. 1. I kill a villager after curing it for thinking my house was theirs. 2. I burn a forest to try and clear some tries. 3. I kidnap a villager from a different village because i'm so desperate for a librarian.
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2019-04
[ "Minecraft", "sure", "brings", "out", "the", "inner", "evil", "inside", "us", "all", ".", "1", ".", "I", "kill", "a", "villager", "after", "curing", "it", "for", "thinking", "my", "house", "was", "theirs", ".", "2", ".", "I", "burn", "a", "forest", "to", "try", "and", "clear", "some", "tries", ".", "3", ".", "I", "kidnap", "a", "villager", "from", "a", "different", "village", "because", "i'm", "so", "desperate", "for", "a", "librarian", "." ]
"(Insert villager) is making (insert rare recipe) 150k bells entry! Need to pay my house loan!" "Can I pwease come to your island? πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜³" "Sure! Its 150k bells entry!" "Yup. Nvm." Do y'all even read the posts??
9
17
2020-04
[ "\"", "(", "Insert", "villager", ")", "is", "making", "(", "insert", "rare", "recipe", ")", "150k", "bells", "entry", "!", "Need", "to", "pay", "my", "house", "loan", "!", "\"", "\"", "Can", "I", "pwease", "come", "to", "your", "island", "?", "πŸ‘‰", "πŸ‘ˆ", "😳", "\"", "\"", "Sure", "!", "Its", "150k", "bells", "entry", "!", "\"", "\"", "Yup", ".", "Nvm", ".", "\"", "Do", "y'all", "even", "read", "the", "posts", "?", "?" ]
villager
1
I have a villager who keeps being mean to me >:( don't make me report you to isabelle!!!!
9
17
2019-04
[ "I", "have", "a", "villager", "who", "keeps", "being", "mean", "to", "me", ">:(", "don't", "make", "me", "report", "you", "to", "isabelle", "!", "!", "!" ]
Off on a villager hunt with no one in mind! Just looking a cute lil someone to come live on KΓΆrteπŸ₯°
9
17
2020-04
[ "Off", "on", "a", "villager", "hunt", "with", "no", "one", "in", "mind", "!", "Just", "looking", "a", "cute", "lil", "someone", "to", "come", "live", "on", "KΓΆrte", "πŸ₯°" ]
villager
1
So there's been rumblings of a Nintendo Direct this week and all I want to see is Rover walk up and sit down next to the villager on an airplane.
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129
2019-04
[ "So", "there's", "been", "rumblings", "of", "a", "Nintendo", "Direct", "this", "week", "and", "all", "I", "want", "to", "see", "is", "Rover", "walk", "up", "and", "sit", "down", "next", "to", "the", "villager", "on", "an", "airplane", "." ]
my villager is a butch queen.
3
11
2020-04
[ "my", "villager", "is", "a", "butch", "queen", "." ]
villager
0
In 18th-century England, the life expectancy of a common villager was long as you're having fun while driving two cars.
57
65
2019-04
[ "In", "18th", "-", "century", "England", ",", "the", "life", "expectancy", "of", "a", "common", "villager", "was", "long", "as", "you're", "having", "fun", "while", "driving", "two", "cars", "." ]
the worst part about your favourite villager being lazy is that they go to bed too early smh
36
44
2020-04
[ "the", "worst", "part", "about", "your", "favourite", "villager", "being", "lazy", "is", "that", "they", "go", "to", "bed", "too", "early", "smh" ]
villager
0
I'm just a villager. Was playing Minecraft until lights went out. :(
11
19
2019-04
[ "I'm", "just", "a", "villager", ".", "Was", "playing", "Minecraft", "until", "lights", "went", "out", ".", ":(" ]
Oh my god, my best friend Olivia has been thinking about moving away since I've been giving another villager lots of attention (cause I heard you could make someone leave by spam talking to them) #ACNH
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108
2020-04
[ "Oh", "my", "god", ",", "my", "best", "friend", "Olivia", "has", "been", "thinking", "about", "moving", "away", "since", "I've", "been", "giving", "another", "villager", "lots", "of", "attention", "(", "cause", "I", "heard", "you", "could", "make", "someone", "leave", "by", "spam", "talking", "to", "them", ")", "#ACNH" ]
villager
0
This is one hell of a joke. An innocent villager was told by the Imam of his mosque that every supplication he makes before the iftar in Ramadan will be accepted by Allah. He prayed on the first day of fasting β€œO Allah, make tomorrow's day the Eid's day.
40
48
2019-04
[ "This", "is", "one", "hell", "of", "a", "joke", ".", "An", "innocent", "villager", "was", "told", "by", "the", "Imam", "of", "his", "mosque", "that", "every", "supplication", "he", "makes", "before", "the", "iftar", "in", "Ramadan", "will", "be", "accepted", "by", "Allah", ".", "He", "prayed", "on", "the", "first", "day", "of", "fasting", "β€œ", "O", "Allah", ",", "make", "tomorrow's", "day", "the", "Eid's", "day", "." ]
i might do a nmt giveaway if my villager hunt keeps going as well as it has been,,
32
40
2020-04
[ "i", "might", "do", "a", "nmt", "giveaway", "if", "my", "villager", "hunt", "keeps", "going", "as", "well", "as", "it", "has", "been", ",", "," ]
villager
0
me, a poor starving minecrafter on the brink of death: (takes one single potato from a villager crop) jannah, a cop: iron golem, kill this fool.
87
95
2019-04
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i think its fucking crazy that Dom, the sheep that looks like he's always just about to cry, is a jock villager
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111
2020-04
[ "i", "think", "its", "fucking", "crazy", "that", "Dom", ",", "the", "sheep", "that", "looks", "like", "he's", "always", "just", "about", "to", "cry", ",", "is", "a", "jock", "villager" ]
villager
0
β€œwhen i put my hands in my sweatshirt pocket i feel like a minecraft villager”
69
77
2019-04
[ "β€œ", "when", "i", "put", "my", "hands", "in", "my", "sweatshirt", "pocket", "i", "feel", "like", "a", "minecraft", "villager", "”" ]
Once upon a time there was a hairy villager who fell in love with a tall peasant. Their love was ugly. Thus, they decided to scurry off together in the ocean. In this place they were finally free to be with one another. After five hours, they gave birth to a young creature.
35
43
2020-04
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villager
0
Hopefully the universal projectile nerf makes Gren villager MU close to even. And Gren snake MU at least to 6-4. The fact that projectiles oppresses shield less theoretically will make these matchups slightly better but I don't know
51
59
2019-04
[ "Hopefully", "the", "universal", "projectile", "nerf", "makes", "Gren", "villager", "MU", "close", "to", "even", ".", "And", "Gren", "snake", "MU", "at", "least", "to", "6-4", ".", "The", "fact", "that", "projectiles", "oppresses", "shield", "less", "theoretically", "will", "make", "these", "matchups", "slightly", "better", "but", "I", "don't", "know" ]
I decided to bid on a card on eBay πŸ™ I set my max bid so let's pray that someone doesn't love this villager more than me 😭
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107
2020-04
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villager
1
I CANT believe I really got turned into a cute animal crossing villager with a cute swirly tail and flowery clothes i'm emo...…………...
63
71
2019-04
[ "I", "CANT", "believe", "I", "really", "got", "turned", "into", "a", "cute", "animal", "crossing", "villager", "with", "a", "cute", "swirly", "tail", "and", "flowery", "clothes", "i'm", "emo", "...", "…", "…", "…", "..." ]
I need to stop running around #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions with my axe out... "Hi, villager! Don't mind the sharp axe staring you in the face! -beam-"
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90
2020-04
[ "I", "need", "to", "stop", "running", "around", "#AnimalCrossingNewHorizions", "with", "my", "axe", "out", "...", "\"", "Hi", ",", "villager", "!", "Don't", "mind", "the", "sharp", "axe", "staring", "you", "in", "the", "face", "!", "-", "beam", "-", "\"" ]
villager
0
LRT that reminds me, almost every Soulsborne had a bucket head from Solaire to Valtr. We didnt get a cool basket head character in Sekiro except for the frightened villager and O'rin of the Water. I hope basket head Sekiro cosplay becomes a thing.
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172
2019-04
[ "LRT", "that", "reminds", "me", ",", "almost", "every", "Soulsborne", "had", "a", "bucket", "head", "from", "Solaire", "to", "Valtr", ".", "We", "didnt", "get", "a", "cool", "basket", "head", "character", "in", "Sekiro", "except", "for", "the", "frightened", "villager", "and", "O'rin", "of", "the", "Water", ".", "I", "hope", "basket", "head", "Sekiro", "cosplay", "becomes", "a", "thing", "." ]
is kid cat a good villager
18
26
2020-04
[ "is", "kid", "cat", "a", "good", "villager" ]
villager
1
i remember someone telling me i would be a good animal crossing villager and i kinda just strive off of that now
64
72
2019-04
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Sherb is quickly becoming my new favorite animal crossing villager πŸ₯ΊπŸ’•
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66
2020-04
[ "Sherb", "is", "quickly", "becoming", "my", "new", "favorite", "animal", "crossing", "villager", "πŸ₯Ί", "πŸ’•" ]
villager
0
It really bothers me there's no villager skin that has the hat with horns
32
40
2019-04
[ "It", "really", "bothers", "me", "there's", "no", "villager", "skin", "that", "has", "the", "hat", "with", "horns" ]
I want the ugly frog villager to move off my island but can't bring myself to be mean to her :(
21
29
2020-04
[ "I", "want", "the", "ugly", "frog", "villager", "to", "move", "off", "my", "island", "but", "can't", "bring", "myself", "to", "be", "mean", "to", "her", ":(" ]
villager
1
In my search for AC content today I came across a padded Punchy image by @SlyChestnut with a comment from @user claiming that he's the best villager but NO NO, Bob is clearly better.
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148
2019-04
[ "In", "my", "search", "for", "AC", "content", "today", "I", "came", "across", "a", "padded", "Punchy", "image", "by", "@user", "with", "a", "comment", "from", "@user", "claiming", "that", "he's", "the", "best", "villager", "but", "NO", "NO", ",", "Bob", "is", "clearly", "better", "." ]
I'm pissed.. a decent villager left my island, I wasn't able to find a replacement. Now an ugly villager moving in.. ugh
96
104
2020-04
[ "I'm", "pissed", "..", "a", "decent", "villager", "left", "my", "island", ",", "I", "wasn't", "able", "to", "find", "a", "replacement", ".", "Now", "an", "ugly", "villager", "moving", "in", "..", "ugh" ]
villager
1
It's 2 am and all I can think about are the new villager textures
48
56
2019-04
[ "It's", "2", "am", "and", "all", "I", "can", "think", "about", "are", "the", "new", "villager", "textures" ]
@ all the cool people who followed me back hello there!! Who is your favorite villager?
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86
2020-04
[ "@", "all", "the", "cool", "people", "who", "followed", "me", "back", "hello", "there", "!", "!", "Who", "is", "your", "favorite", "villager", "?" ]
villager
0
So... The villager mu, people are like "oh hes gotta play defensively" or "hes gotta stop throwing out unsafe pkfires", but yall don't get the fucking pain the mu is. Ness tries to jump gets slingshot, and what does ness need to do in neutral to win.....JUMP. And trust me ive....
10
18
2019-04
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what jock villager should i get? πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ» trying to get as many types as possible bc if i have to follow my heart i would only pick peppy/normal !!! but i cannot find a jock that suit my aesthetic :///
10
18
2020-04
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villager
1
Can someone tell me what animal crossing villager I remind you of l
41
49
2019-04
[ "Can", "someone", "tell", "me", "what", "animal", "crossing", "villager", "I", "remind", "you", "of", "l" ]
What an eventful day my animals crossed, I married a villager, and Tom nook and redd are going to adopt a baby. I would say I beat animal crossing today. β€οΈπŸ¦—πŸ’«πŸŒˆπŸŒͺπŸŒͺ
53
61
2020-04
[ "What", "an", "eventful", "day", "my", "animals", "crossed", ",", "I", "married", "a", "villager", ",", "and", "Tom", "nook", "and", "redd", "are", "going", "to", "adopt", "a", "baby", ".", "I", "would", "say", "I", "beat", "animal", "crossing", "today", ".", "❀", "️", "πŸ¦—", "πŸ’«", "🌈", "πŸŒͺ", "πŸŒͺ" ]
villager
0
My Nana's greeting over forgetting turnip for Sunday dinner and I'm sitting greeting about the game the day
35
41
2019-05
[ "My", "Nana's", "greeting", "over", "forgetting", "turnip", "for", "Sunday", "dinner", "and", "I'm", "sitting", "greeting", "about", "the", "game", "the", "day" ]
Okay my turnip prices are 560 😎 all I want if the iron garden table and chair diy PLS #acnhturnipprices #ACNHturnips
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115
2020-05
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turnip
0
thank god for good directions.. and turnip greens πŸ™ƒ
36
42
2019-05
[ "thank", "god", "for", "good", "directions", "..", "and", "turnip", "greens", "πŸ™ƒ" ]
i mean today's sunday but idk any time skippers out there got like 500+ turnip buying
72
78
2020-05
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turnip
0
I hope the back throw and turnip nerfs aren't as terrible as it looks
26
32
2019-05
[ "I", "hope", "the", "back", "throw", "and", "turnip", "nerfs", "aren't", "as", "terrible", "as", "it", "looks" ]
You crazy if you want 10NMT for 500 Bells per turnip
46
52
2020-05
[ "You", "crazy", "if", "you", "want", "10NMT", "for", "500", "Bells", "per", "turnip" ]
turnip
0
That Peter Dutton... He's cerainly a turnip for the books.
37
43
2019-05
[ "That", "Peter", "Dutton", "...", "He's", "cerainly", "a", "turnip", "for", "the", "books", "." ]
I am hyperventilating. Per my acnh turnip calculator, I should be looking at some pretty big numbers tomorrow! We are officially rolling the dice. Stay tuned! #ScaredMoneyDontMakeNoMoneh
35
41
2020-05
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turnip
0
I ain't gone lie...my turnip greens was so fye last night I ate a bowl this morning πŸ₯΄
22
28
2019-05
[ "I", "ain't", "gone", "lie", "...", "my", "turnip", "greens", "was", "so", "fye", "last", "night", "I", "ate", "a", "bowl", "this", "morning", "πŸ₯΄" ]
ay my turnip prices are at 467 if anyone wants to come over #acnh #acnhturnip :)
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77
2020-05
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turnip
0
it's the turnip enby
9
15
2019-05
[ "it's", "the", "turnip", "enby" ]
Anyone have turnip prices above 150 πŸ˜…
12
18
2020-05
[ "Anyone", "have", "turnip", "prices", "above", "150", "πŸ˜…" ]
turnip
0
Jamie rly left his tall glass of custard up in winterfell to go die by brick fall wit beggy mrs turnip head. Smh
96
102
2019-05
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Nigga hosting a turnip exchange tiring as hell
16
22
2020-05
[ "Nigga", "hosting", "a", "turnip", "exchange", "tiring", "as", "hell" ]
turnip
0
All hot messes are nasty Beiber is a turnip Therefore our world is mirage of our imagination
37
43
2019-05
[ "All", "hot", "messes", "are", "nasty", "Beiber", "is", "a", "turnip", "Therefore", "our", "world", "is", "mirage", "of", "our", "imagination" ]
Ok fam who got the good turnip prices
24
30
2020-05
[ "Ok", "fam", "who", "got", "the", "good", "turnip", "prices" ]
turnip
0
Actually going to miss my grandma saying β€œdo you think I fell off of a turnip truck?”
71
77
2019-05
[ "Actually", "going", "to", "miss", "my", "grandma", "saying", "β€œ", "do", "you", "think", "I", "fell", "off", "of", "a", "turnip", "truck", "?", "”" ]
There's a possibility that I'll have a high turnip price on Wednesday according to my prediction app, so do I just wait and see or do I just try to sell them asap???
44
50
2020-05
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turnip
0
raw it's like a spicy turnip but i cooked it in broth for my udon and its so tender and sweet omg
22
28
2019-05
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I got turnip prices at 589 for my peeps who play.
6
12
2020-05
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turnip
0
Braves & Diamondbacks: Second time trading 1-run wins with each other in consecutive games. Actually did for a 3-game series Jul 22-24 2005 (ARI 6-5, ATL 3-2, ARI 3-2). Yeah, this one's a turnip. Three to go.
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2019-05
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Who has good turnip prices.... help
13
19
2020-05
[ "Who", "has", "good", "turnip", "prices", "...", "help" ]
turnip
0
Only reason I use twitter is to shit on avil tbh. dudes a turnip
58
64
2019-05
[ "Only", "reason", "I", "use", "twitter", "is", "to", "shit", "on", "avil", "tbh", ".", "dudes", "a", "turnip" ]
does anyone watch their acnh turnip prices and is anyone's good this week?? I have tons to sell and I will give u some πŸ₯Ί
29
35
2020-05
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turnip
0
I must look like I just fell off the turnip truck. Every bot on Twitter send me a DM request message.
37
43
2019-05
[ "I", "must", "look", "like", "I", "just", "fell", "off", "the", "turnip", "truck", ".", "Every", "bot", "on", "Twitter", "send", "me", "a", "DM", "request", "message", "." ]
ummm who else didn't know that turnip prices changed during the day
31
37
2020-05
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turnip
0
Love too grill a turnip and fling it at @GabrielNeil's Achilles tendons.
17
23
2019-05
[ "Love", "too", "grill", "a", "turnip", "and", "fling", "it", "at", "@user", "'", "s", "Achilles", "tendons", "." ]
I've got great turnip prices! 481 bells! Looking for gold, star piece, rare hybrid, or an interesting item. Dm for code! No Waiting! #turnipprices #AnimalCrossingNewHorizon #turnipexchange
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180
2020-05
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turnip
0
once I learn to combo back air off of turnip it'll be over for you hoes
38
44
2019-05
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lmao trying again with the tag. anyone have decent turnip prices today? #acnh #ACNHturnips
83
89
2020-05
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turnip
0
Little cousin bday this weekend, DEFINITELY turnip weekend in the H lmao fuck going to Austin
44
50
2019-05
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Worst realization I've had the urge to find good turnip prices
49
55
2020-05
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turnip
0
literally there are no clothes designed to fit me, a turnip
53
59
2019-05
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My turnip prices are bullshit
3
9
2020-05
[ "My", "turnip", "prices", "are", "bullshit" ]
turnip
0
Sunday May 26. It's a beautiful day in Port Austin. We will be renting kayaks today from 8-2. Everyone off the water by 5pm. We will not be letting anyone under 18 our on the turnip rock trail, but our broken rocks trail will still be available for families with children.
175
181
2019-05
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guys my turnip prices are 1 bell please hit dms if want do cod
8
14
2020-05
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turnip
0
I hope it was a turnip that he shot. #unbreakable
16
22
2019-05
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does anyone have high turnip prices they're only asking 57 on my island
22
28
2020-05
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turnip
0
What's the expression?? Squeezing blood from a turnip? Democrats have perfected this with the faux Russian investigation. #Tucker
47
53
2019-05
[ "What's", "the", "expression", "?", "?", "Squeezing", "blood", "from", "a", "turnip", "?", "Democrats", "have", "perfected", "this", "with", "the", "faux", "Russian", "investigation", ".", "#Tucker" ]
Now. Time to sit here and fully void my large intestines then go see what the Able Sister and the Nooklings have for sale (and check that turnip price)
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2020-05
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turnip
0
#onthisday 1882 "finished ploughing down the Dung on the turnip land" Duncan MacFarlane #rurallife #canadianhistory
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2019-05
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Ugh why do I always have shitty turnip prices 😀
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2020-05
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turnip
0
The extracted Moscato from Greece reminds the tongue of goji berry and turnip.
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2019-05
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My game fell asleep, new code is drr1h. 435 a turnip I'm not really paying attention, but I am the one in the blue frog hat #turnipprices #TurnipPrice
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2020-05
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turnip
0
Fried turnip greens, bacon, black pepper, and crushed hot pepper seeds. You can take the boy outta the southwest side of Warren but you can't take the SW side of Warren outta the boy !!! Fabulous !!!
6
12
2019-05
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My turnip price didn't get over 100 bells this week honestly I give up with the stalk market #ACNH #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
3
9
2020-05
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turnip
0
Kizaru the brain of the entire Russian turnip
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45
2019-05
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my turnip prices are 553 bells. however, you must money match me in smash for $5 or more for the dodo code. make your choice #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingturnips
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2020-05
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turnip
0
First Istanbul taste experience: sal gam suyu, a turnip drink that tastes like a cross between bloody mary mix and pickle juice. I actually like it but probably won't order it again. Not a relaxing beverage.
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2019-05
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I can't sleep because I'm literally sick with worry that the turnip prices are going to fuck me again this week 🀒 #acnh #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
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2020-05
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turnip
0
there's a community garden round the corner from mum's new place in philly im boutta go ham actually, turnip***
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108
2019-05
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does anybody have a good turnip price??
25
31
2020-05
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turnip
0
Old russian proverb - never walk out on a turnip demanding blood. Vox strike? Typically you strike when companies are strong and have an upward financial trajectory. Is that the case here?
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48
2019-05
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Any good turnip prices? I don't want to waste all these turnips 😩😩 #TurnipPrice #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
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62
2020-05
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turnip
0
Tha king Geoffreys a little turnip mate
28
34
2019-05
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Hosting a turnip exchange.... now I'm just waiting for people 😹
10
16
2020-05
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turnip
0
Just picked up our first CSA share for the summer. Anyone know any turnip recipes?
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2019-05
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My island is ugly and my turnip prices are shit, you guys should come visit!!! Dodo code: 0BX7L
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31
2020-05
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turnip
0
To the turnip who decided to drop both his chocolate wrapper and then crisp packet out of his car window in Stockport just, hope karma will give you a polite nudge later on today you absolute plum
7
13
2019-05
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Anyone have any turnip prices above 100? Just looking to lose not a lot of money here lol
16
22
2020-05
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turnip
1
My grandmom is showing me how she makes her turnip greens and bitch I can't wait.
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50
2019-05
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New math: if the donald β€œlooks like Elvis” then Elvis must look like an angry turnip. So who is the angry turnip?
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2020-05
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turnip
0
I decided too late to stop live tweeting during the show. Y'all will suck the blood out of a turnip
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99
2019-05
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If my Sunday morning turnip hustle in Animal Crossing has taught me any life lessons, it's that I would share my wealth if I were hella rich. Like, yo, you want help with your town infrastructure? SURE I'll build your bridge & incline, you wanna pay off your house? Here's $1m...
21
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2020-05
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turnip
0
My hubby, a vet, said when turnip got elected..we need to give him a chance. What a difference 2 years have made. Now he calls him a dumbass. I tried to tell him!!!!
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33
2019-05
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my turnip prices are 135 I think that's the best I've seen. It's always like 59πŸ˜•
3
9
2020-05
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turnip