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TG | prensent tense |
TG | grammar jane |
GG | I don't see why you don't try to court the favor of Mr. Strider. If you ask me, he and you are perfect for each other. |
TG | oh jane |
TG | so naive |
TG | soooo niaev |
GG | Lordy. |
GG | How can you be this fargone so early? |
GG | It isn't even noon yet. |
TG | you forget we live in very different time zones |
TG | its a lot later here |
GG | You're three hours ahead of me! |
TG | youd would be amazed |
TG | how much can happen |
TG | in 3 hours |
GG | Tsk. What would your mother have to say if she caught you? |
TG | p sure she wouldnt give a shit |
TG | i mean |
TG | shes the one who stocked thegod damn liquor cabinets in the firts place |
TG | i dont even think she ever had a drop in her life probably |
TG | so why else is she puttin it there it was like |
TG | a passive aggrassive dare for me |
TG | *aggressive |
TG | jut the sort of mind game she would play |
GG | So even if your insane and paranoid theory happens to be true, your response is, "Screw it! Time to help myself to all this mind game booze." |
TG | yuuuuuuuuuuuup |
TG | pppp mcuh |
GG | Groan. You are completely impossible like this. |
GG | I cannot believe you chose to do this today of all days. I should have known better! |
GG | Here I am waking up bright and early, waiting all day with my nose pressed against this glass for the mail to come and wondering if you'll ever log on, and all the while you are just getting blind stinking schnocker-bottomed drunk. |
TG | watcha waiting for |
TG | in the mail |
TG | is something happening today or something |
GG | &%#$@!!! |
GG | The alpha! |
GG | Jeez-Louise, you are hopeless. |
TG | oh yeah |
TG | that thing |
GG | Are you at all ready to play if it comes? |
TG | i guess |
TG | but |
TG | you sure you even want to play this thing |
TG | u know its just what the batterwitch wants you to do |
GG | Not this again. |
TG | if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying |
TG | i know what a chump looks like |
TG | and you dont look like no chump i ever saw |
TG | if you go thru with this ill have to add your porfile to my chump roll |
TG | which is like this real actual thing i maintain |
TG | intsead of being a joke |
TG | is that waht you want |
TG | *want |
GG | The "Batterwitch" DOES NOT EXIST! |
GG | It is an idiotic urban legend. |
GG | How many times have I explained this? My great, great grandmother who founded the company and is accused of holding this identity would have to be almost two hundred years old if she were still alive today. The idea is such preposterous hogwash it's hardly worth dignifying with a rational response. |
GG | The iconic face of the company isn't even a real person! She was fabricated long ago during the company's fledgling years. |
TG | right |
TG | as |
TG | you know |
TG | an alter ego |
TG | for somethig more sinister |
GG | Such cuckoobird nonsense. |
GG | In any case, I don't understand the nature of this second guessing, besides chalking it up to your unwelcome inebriation. |
GG | We had agreed you would play with me. You sounded excited about it! |
GG | Have you even obtained your copy yet?? |
TG | um |
TG | heh |
TG | yes "obtianed" |
TG | suuure did |
GG | Through your various technologically crypotgraphic means, I presume? |
TG | oh you bet |
TG | hacked the SHIT out of those TIGHT mainframes and all |
TG | said jackpot like |
TG | a BUNCH of times |
TG | all those |
TG | cyhpers and bobbytraps |
TG | backdoor trojans and what not |
TG | were no match |
TG | 4 mai codez |
TG | snicker |
GG | :| |
GG | I am quizzically narrowing my eyes trying to solve the joke you are attempting, assuming it even is one. |
TG | ok jane what im saying is that |
TG | in the parlance of baking cause i know that is what gets you off |
TG | is that |
TG | it was a fuckin cakewake |
TG | **cakewalk |
GG | Oh. |
TG | like by wich i mean not to say hur hur im hottest shit haxxor bitch you ever knew |
TG | as deadlay to the corporate grid ass she is beatuiful |
TG | which i AM but |
TG | what i mean is shit wasnt even guarded |
TG | it was just |
TG | some files |
TG | that were there |
TG | unsecured |
TG | and i took them |
TG | jacked them right offa that intraweb telematrice |
TG | then applied lipstick |
TG | femme fatale style |