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GT | Jane! |
GT | Forgive my botherations. I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all. |
GT | But do you happen to know where the devilfucking dickens mr strider might be? |
GG | Oh, that's fine! |
GG | I had been meaning to message you sooner actually, but I suppose in all the hubbub today, it plumb slipped my mind. |
GG | Which is a shocking fact on its lonesome, considering what I have to tell you! |
GT | Egad... |
GT | *Loosens collar a bit.* |
GG | As for this Strider business, hrmmm. He's an elusive guy Jake. You know that. |
GG | I talked to him yesterday. That's as much help as I can be! |
GT | Shoot. |
GT | I really need to ask him something but hes got his blasted auto responder turned on. |
GG | Hoo hoo. |
GG | I love that thing. :B |
GT | He wouldnt be pleased to hear you say that. |
GG | What do you need with him? |
GG | Does this have to do with your crazy pen pal project? |
GT | It most certainly does and time is of the essence! |
GT | Today is the day i have to finish it and send it. Not a day later! |
GT | So you see why i am feeling really friggin discombobulated at the moment. |
GG | Sorry, J. :( |
GG | This would be the birthday present... for your grandmother? |
GT | No! |
GT | It is for your grandfather simply to be *relayed* to him by my grandmother. A joint gift to him from she and i. |
GG | Her and me. |
GT | What? Who and you now? |
GG | "A joint gift from her and me." Grammar, Jake! |
GT | Oh for frigs flipping sake jane this is no time for your prudish pedantry! Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with! |
GG | So if I have this straight, the big thing hogging up your plate today is not this marvelous new game which I have invited you to play with me, but finishing a robotic rabbit to give to my dead poppop? |
GT | Bingo. *double pistols and a wink* |
GG | You are a very strange and silly boy. |
GT | Please jane we have addressed this. |
GT | I am sending the gift back in time to when they are both alive and about our age. |
GT | Or... |
GT | Something like that. Something funny is going on here that i have not fully grappled yet but dag nab it if im not gonna see it through. |
GG | Well, |
GG | Godspeed, then! I do hope you can pull it off. |
GT | Are you being fresh with me now? |
GG | No!! |
GT | Look jane i know youve never believed me and you think everything i say is some big cockamamie goofoff but i think today of all days is when you should start taking some things more seriously. |
GT | Especially since i have always had your back. I have always believed in you! |
GG | Hey! I have believed in you too. |
GG | However, believing somebody isn't the same thing as believing IN somebody. |
GG | But that much said... |
GG | I think that maybe I am getting ready to believe some of the wild stories I've heard? |
GG | Or, if not believe outright, reserve judgment on, at least. |
GT | Is that so! |
GG | I don't know! |
GG | I'm still not sure what to think. But what I wanted to tell you this morning was... |
GG | I had a really wild dream last night. |
GG | And you were in it. |
GT | Oh my. *glasses fog up. fumbles for kerchief.* |
GG | Sh! Not like that. |
GG | It was so real! I think we were in the game, even though we haven't started playing yet. |
GG | I don't know what to make of it. Whether it was a vision of the future, or somewhere that exists now, or if it was just a really lucid dream due to excitement. |
GT | What was i doing there? |
GG | Um... |
GG | Not a heck of a lot! |
GG | I really want to tell you all about it, but it will take some time to explain, and we both have things to attend to. |
GG | You with your time traveling rabbitwork, and I, my vigilant window gazing! |
GT | Too true. |
GT | Let us reconvene later and sort out all this shit at a leisurely pace. |
GG | Yes, ok, good luck Jake! |
GT | Okay you too jane! Bye! |
UU | good morning, lovely. ^u^ |
GG | Why, hellooooooo. |
UU | so i gUess today is finally the day yoU make everything better. |
GG | :B! |
UU | it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space. |
UU | a day delivered throUgh eighty billion years and foUr distinct Universal instances worth of Unfathomable tUrbUlence. |
UU | and while the emerald eye of this storm is fixed in the abyss forever |
UU | today yoU are poised to escape its scowl once and for all. |
UU | by skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration. |
UU | and if yoU are to meet this departUre with trepidation i woUld Understand! bUt also i woUld ask |
UU | is there nothing i can do to ease yoUr mind? |
GG | Gosh! So formal today. |
UU | yes. u_u; |
UU | i'm afraid i am gUilty of rehearsing this pep talk well in advance. |
UU | i thoUght yoU deserved a proper sendoff. |
GG | D'aww. |
UU | well then? |
UU | is there nothing i can do? |
UU | it was a serioUs qUestion. :u |
GG | You needn't worry about easing my nerves. |
GG | If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be nearly as thrilled about today as I am! |
UU | splendid! ^u^ |
UU | bUt remember i will be here to help, whilst refraining from caUsal spoilers to the best of my ability. |
GG | That is reassuring! |
UU | have yoU corresponded with yoUr first designated co-player yet? |
GG | No, I haven't seen her online yet today. |
GG | I'm really hoping Lalonde won't flake out on me this time. Have you heard from her? |
UU | not the today that is local to yoU. |
UU | thoUgh i do have a wee bit more troUble monitoring her than the rest of yoU. cUrioUs dark patches in transmission, hUmph. |
UU | still, i woUldn't fret over it. she is as good a chUm as any yoU have and shoUld come throUgh Ultimately, even if things seem dire. |
GG | If you say so. |
GG | Oh! |
GG | I wanted to tell you, I had an amazing dream last night! |
UU | blimey! :U |
GG | I believe it may have been of the sort you described. A dream of awakening, presuming I haven't just flatout lost my marbles. |
UU | indeed, im sUre it was. i knew yoU woUld wake Up soon! |